Jimmy Carr's I Literally Just Told You - Series 04 Episode 03

[@kathowed]

Ridiculously good fun! Whoever picked Jimmy to host this show deserves a raise. Thank you *so* much, ozmartian!

[@nahuelma97]

The last two contestants were so lovely! They were a great joy to watch

[@HJRO]

I would genuniely watch "The Late NIght Repair Shop". The stories would be amazing.

[@darthvulture]

brilliant episode this one. high quality aswell

[@GravityArdor]

The fear in her eyes as she says "But, I was whispirin"

[@ResidualChaos]

I love this so much. So grateful its uploaded.

[@GAGL.Evolution]

45:30 pure unadulterated happiness 😊😅😂❤❤❤happy happy joy joy🎉

[@billybogg3602]

thanks for posting.

[@Jswcat]

Excellent!!!

[@Beachhopper]

I love this show! Thanks for uploading it! :D

[@georgesos]

Ozmartian is cool! Thank you for all your uploads

[@rollzfresh]

"This is for your son's future. "

[@Walperion_Music]

Now he doesn't have one.

[@Maialeen]

Fanny's swearing is wild. I've never heard a contestant on a show swear so much after almost everything they say.

[@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj]

I find this show so stressful just watching it from home. I can imagine what it must feel like for them.

[@DomenBremecXCVI]

It's so much worse than something like Mastermind or Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.

[@Walperion_Music]

Lol THAT ending with Funny was a riot!!

[@kristofersknesis]

aw man Yasmin was so good tho

[@ashlei315]

Ahh I was so happy for the winner! That was a tough fight!

[@chubby_deity3143]

damn it, 30 secs in, I knew the 3 names are important and only remembered 2 of them, lol

[@Uatu-the-Watcher]

Let me guess. One of them was Loki.

[@connieartist1907]

U forgot “leaky” I assume

[@taofanarchy96-renzomaracas14]

*20 secs in

[@DomenBremecXCVI]

This must be fun for the camera operators... They're more involved than in any other TV show.

[@iamironclaw]

Then you've not seen a lot of shows. Shows like Whose Line is it Anyway, Conan O'Brien, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown... and several others constantly have the contestants/guests and even audience members use the cameras. And even when they don't use them, the camera men are referred to many times by the host, mostly to joke with them and do bits with them.

[@christianboehlefeld5168]

Mike the Cameraman from The Last Leg.

[@JG-vh1xc]

45:28 is such a wonderful sequence to me

[@CalvinLimuel]

At least the most competent set on the show

[@plebcrabslayer]

🥳🎉🦘👽👏💯 *COUSHIONNN!*

[@scbtripwire]

But what was the dog's name again? Oh my god, Fanny was adorable! Love this show. 🙂

[@LinguaPhiliax]

Australia says it's "eggplant" as well - sorry Jimmy, that's 2 against 1.

[@TheLastCrusader22]

Most of Europe says aubergine

[@LinguaPhiliax]

@@TheLastCrusader22 Yeah, and most languages say "ananas", but English panicked and mentally combined the concept of a pine cone with a frickin' apple.

[@93lornamae]

And nz

[@metalroshan]

Some of us call it Brinjal 😂

[@Meteorite_Shower]

@@LinguaPhiliax We need to amend every word to resemble 'pineapple'.

[@Eldenaro]

"Matinees Midnight Movies" - I love this way more than I should! Do you know what a matinee is? So much mirth in so few words. You would need to live in the land of the midnight sun to experience a matinee at midnight. Highly unlikely. I am amused.

[@GAGL.Evolution]

At least I won't remember it😂😅🏆

[@Harambae613]

10:42 Alrighty, Jimmy, that's another crate of tea going in the harbor for that insult. #AlwaysEggplant

[@LargestSlice]

Are you saying if the UK insults the US often enough you will turn the whole ocean into tea?

[@n.v.9000]

Are you saying what he said isn't true? Even though you have terrible sense of humor and bad comedy shows, you do make us laugh a lot.

[@Harambae613]

@@LargestSlice It’s already very weak tea.

[@Harambae613]

@@n.v.9000 We call it “eggplant” but it’s not wrong for us to do so.

[@n.v.9000]

@@Harambae613 I thought you meant about "the world is laughing at you " comment. Well we call it patliđan in my country

[@deadshot8077]

5:35 how did he get into “male stripping”? What a silly question. By being male and being a stripper.

[@BlandBloke]

Bro after you're done posting "Literally..." Could you please try posting QI from series S?

[@WonderWhatHappened]

After it was said, I only see Albert Finney in Fanny.

[@sabinrawr]

Rob got robbed!

[@andemaiar]

Wow, Fanny was super annoying with her sighing, swearing and sniffing. But anyway. It was still a good show and I enjoyed it. Thanks to Oz for the upload.

[@93lornamae]

Is 5 inches including children?

[@hackbelly2120]

Girl mom beated boy mom, hehe

[@brucegrossman3531]

Eggplant. Thanks Oz.

[@XaviRonaldo0]

What is with you Brits and putting a k sound on words ending with g?

[@paulramsay8864]

Who else got the Friends Chandler Bing question straight away 😅🤦🏻‍♂️….aka Chandler Bong 😂

[@christianboehlefeld5168]

That's Chanandler Bong.

[@amun1040]

@@christianboehlefeld5168actually it’s Mrs. Chanandler Bong

[@rohandcosta4019]

Hey Oz if you're able could you please upload "Have you been paying attention" episode... And thank you 💯❤️❤️

[@andrellana8838]

Eggplant.

[@sorienaaufaey]

Good show, but there's one thing that irks me. Why are brits incapable of pronouncing Spanish words correctly (at least on some shows)? It's like they don't even try (or care).

[@TheLastCrusader22]

It's almost like they don't speak Spanish! Crazy right?! I might as well ask why you don't pronounce Swedish words correctly, because you don't speak it!

[@christianboehlefeld5168]

@@TheLastCrusader22 On the other hand; Brits do still have the vowel sounds that occur in Spanish and a tendency to vacation in Spain, as well as other European countries that use the same vowels.

[@TheLastCrusader22]

@@christianboehlefeld5168 What does that have to do with it? Brits visit Spain like all other Europeans do: in groups socialising only with their own nationality. There's actually an old Swedish comedy film from the 80s or late 70s where they make fun of this, a bunch of people travel to Spain for Christmas and then they complain that it's no different to Christmas at home. It's been like this forever. You need not learn, or even hear, a single word of Spanish in many tourist parts of Spain

[@Metaldog14150]

Brits: let's use a foreign word from an ancient dead language as the name of this plant. Rest of the world: the unripe fruit looks like an egg, so it's an eggplant.

[@TetrisH8er]

Not really the rest of the world, in French, Dutch, German, Danish and many more it's basically Aubergine. Really, there aren't many languages in the world that name it after it's likeness to an egg

[@korosensei3932]

The inconsistencies are weird, they accepted Netflix series, despite the fact that it was "specials" but didn't accept peter david or Steven Something

[@KaiOpaka]

Those aren't inconsistencies. The guy's name is not Peter David, it's Peter Davidson (there is in fact an author named Peter David). Something and someone are two different words and the whole point was what specific word. Specials and series are kind of just different words to say something that aired on Netflix. In a way those two words can be synonymous-- different countries call it one or the other. The Netflix thing is what they were looking for. Not some word that just indicated it was a show.😢

[@rammers2802]

I found Yasmin's question at 41:50 to be dodge as well. It's not a person's tour, it's a tour of a person's place.

[@benjaminaskren9075]

@@rammers2802 "With his winning's he'll take his mom on an Elvis tour" is what they literally just told you in his introduction

[@rammers2802]

@benjaminaskren9075 Well I guess she had to write the question to reflect exactly what was said, but even then I don't think the information was well conveyed in the first place. A performer may tour and you go see them. You may go on a tour of a place. You don't go on a (person) tour. (Or is it natural to say that?) If you didn't know the answer you would likely think it was somebody living. Hate to be the grammar police but when there's big money at stake everything should be clear in a game like this.

[@benjaminaskren9075]

@@rammers2802 What kind of tour would you say I had gone on if I visited a bunch of place and things related to Elvis? That'd be an Elvis tour would it not?

[@georgesos]

Noone should have to remember a jewish word in a UK based program.

[@benjaminaskren9075]

Ok, idiotic anti-Semite

[@RealBradMiller]

Love how you have a peace sign in your PFP and you are gonna be anti-Semitic... What Netanyahu is doing should not reflect against an entire people, just like the Palestinians shouldn't be subjected to all that oppression.

[@doctorry]

Just Jewish words, or any foreign words? Just curious to know the extent of your bigotry.

[@britishbobcat2098]

Insists on saying Daymer when his name is pronounced Darmer. One of the world's most notorious serial killers and he can't get the name right. Perfect that Rob rhymes with nob.

[@davidbethke5463]

I'd say it's pronounced more like "Dah-mer".

[@RealBradMiller]

The way they pronounce it is like my great grandfather's name, Damer. Though, as long as it is understood by most, it doesn't matter.

[@sunonaro]

anyone else notice they always give the black people the easiest questions

[@alexisz5570]

I noticed that they gave Dean very difficult questions. They also gave Yasmin easier questions, which did her a disservice in the end.

[@sunonaro]

@@alexisz5570 yea i was surprised how much dean got screwed over. yasmin they might as well asked her 1+1

[@chrisdaniels9043]

Cry more, you racist piece of shit

[@lizzybennet5726]

Thanks!! Love this show!! ❤❤❤