Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes - Extended & Uncut

In this extended cut of Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes, Jimmy does exactly that. He tells more jokes.
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[@ItsMeYourRealDad]

Jimmy thanks for putting these up for free, you are a legend, most people still charge for them

[@RANDOMCLIPS894]

That guy who went for a piss was not happy about the seat switch 😂😂😂

[@chrisphallheatlover9848]

😂

[@EternalChamp]

Captain Obvious says:

[@duncanallen9433]

Not happy at all was he? 😂😂😂

[@johnlivsey4146]

Got to be part of the show. Some people are just unappreciative.

[@ChrisOReilly]

I mean, he paid for a seat just to have it taken...

[@licensetodrive9930]

Absolute classic set, even more awesome to see the extended cut version, especially the banter with the guy whose seat was taken when he went for a piss!

[@w33sle9]

Dude, it’s great to see all your earlier work getting the appreciation it deserves in this channel. Especially recently; I see what you’re doing mister

[@michaelreay6992]

Thanks jimmy

[@robertmcwilliam7294]

😊😊😊😅’I obkbibpnkoK: ,,..>>M.? ! ,

[@choosecarefully408]

That comment _COULD_ be construed as offensive. We must police all thoughts & opinions you know. Those are worse crimes than actions.

[@johnchristopheraltoft7507]

Hilarious as always 😂, genuinely saved my life Jimmy mate

[@christopherk111]

Jimmy is an Absolute universal treasure ,,best wishes from Australia

[@Menown7]

Thanks for posting Jimmy it really cheered me up to rewatch this!

[@SkyBlue222222]

My favorite set. So so funny. Thanks for giving me belly laughs.❤

[@NatandGeorge]

He''s simply the best in his class!!! Thank you for thischannel, Jimmy, & keeping it well-filled with your excellence. .

[@poilboiler]

Dvd's were "more trouble than they're worth"? Someone doesn't remember rewinding vhs tapes. :D

[@georgesos]

You are a legend. Good thing Britain knows how to show appreciation to its talent.

[@LiLsCo0tZ]

always love your standup, Jimmy.. hope you're doing well. Best wishes from Canada, eh!

[@TheRealMrNixon]

This is awesome. Thank you sir. Cheers,

[@rumjay6466]

jimmy, love what you stand for, nice tosee what wasn't on the dvd. thanks muchly

[@happivaras]

Love the word play😂😂😂

[@annimalasenko7326]

I was skeptical at first, but man you are funny XD😂

[@bflmpsvz870]

Jimmy = the God of humour. And also the widest face in entertainment industry. He could not be more funny.

[@happivaras]

@bflmpsvz870 I know you were trying to be complimentary, but "god" IS a childish fantasy, Jimmy is real. And really funny.

[@mickfredrider]

By God of Humour most people would understand you mean the pinnacle, the best and/or unsurpassed in style. That is complimentary.

[@timdavidson8191]

love your work

[@maxwelloforho4963]

Beautiful comedy Jimmy 😂😂.. I'm watching from Nigeria

[@controlthenight]

When you make a joke about downs and the camera person zooms directly to someone with downs. That's some bold editing. 😂

[@natashamurray66]

The are so easy to take the piss out of

[@tbz709]

Sick. I love this special but haven't watched it in years!

[@resiantonif3741]

32:57 the cameraman knew where is the right spot😂

[@uniqueflowsnake]

Thanks Jimmy!

[@LeChapeauMusic]

Everyone be checkin out Origami Dinosaur 😂😂😂

[@reinforcedpenisstem]

Great show 😂

[@Vivi-hj8jg]

You really do make us laugh

[@ChayseJordan]

"you know where your winkle is" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@philliphayden2727]

I think Jimmy might be sad he no longer has the biggest face in comedy. Love from Texas, mate, praying you are healthy.

[@baldskiolatunji]

"more trouble than there were" couldn't have said it better myself

[@brandonjuck7834]

How after ages, are most of these jokes so relevant to now 😂😂

[@Calladventures]

Brilliant 😂

[@Simkets]

I'm going to see him live next year!! Wooot! 😎😎

[@user-wv7hr1cq6d]

Love it Jimmy

[@tomrunelian9005]

Legend!!!

[@pyrotechnic6135]

I wonder if Steve ever got to go out with Tracie after the show, Jimmy the matchmaker.

[@lloydnorval1989]

34:39 🤣🤣 and the joke straight after 😅

[@Bluesmusicno1]

Brilliant brutal 👌

[@user-jm8un8bd5w]

Sack the dentist. I’ll give you a good filling Kev 😂

[@matttrafton2725]

How are there not more up votes??? Carr is a joke genius.

[@ayushkadel1168]

Lets see Jimmy's jimmy extended and uncut

[@maxwelloforho4963]

"Extended and uncut " 😂😂

[@richblack86]

Go on Jimmy

[@paulbruniera2081]

More 8 out of 10, pleeease.

[@rabsmiff]

absolute Carrisms----incarr-nate.

[@jimfear13]

i am probably definitely not the first to say this but: i love how jimmy, with age, turned into Quagmire even more

[@konradsiemon9336]

Him and McFarlane would be great to hear

[@NozUrbina]

Left off at Fritzle. I shall return!

[@fretlessman71]

Interesting that he uses RHCP to open the show considering his history with Kiedis.

[@martini668]

What history?

[@qohenleth4472]

I want to know what happened with Steve and Tracy.

[@DarrenEden-ub4vj]

Jimmy, I got as far as the introduction, and I have to say. "If a person is too young to know what a DVD is the are also too young to hear some of your jokes."

[@benbenji4245]

Jimmy, would you ever come to Singapore for a show? I'd love to attend

[@vooshmoozik6185]

isn't singapore too strict for his type of comedy?

[@ericross1121]

Now I need to know what happened with Steve and Tracy.

[@thesteelego]

lol look at the 2nd most rewatched part... its the 'She's got a nice ass though." because we all went back 10 seconds to check.

[@manu-tonyo9654]

Always funny as F Jimmy, thanks for all the examples of 'write a joke, it doesn't matter, just write it anyway' at the end, un used material,whatever :)

[@johnthekeane]

When I was a kid, my mum used the ' I'll give you up for adoption ' method on me. I was like; If only!

[@Pierre-Jonqueres]

"Uncut" ? :P

[@garyt.8745]

Whatever happened with Steve and Tracy? 😂

[@malcolmedwards462]

Are you ok

[@alexd9597]

its a good joke. However, Simon Cowell is what ALOT of people need. big fan of Jimmy Carr , love the performance.

[@mikechristian-vn1le]

Pia Zadora had a rich husband who was always willing to finance anything she wanted to be in, and buy awards for her, like the Golden Globe, for her, too.

[@RustCohleTX]

Don't be a llunt about it!😂😂😂

[@alantheloneranger1963]

Why the picture of Mohammed Ali

[@WarrenGdog28]

😂😂😂

[@user-ic5bh4gp2i]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@paulbruniera2081]

You're starting to look like a skinny Simon Cowell. Stop it.... Love you.

[@punipuk8507]

Freddie tones

[@Sam-bz4hf]

My name is Sam Oates bideford and demi the dog

[@_J.F_]

So did Steve and Tracey go on a date? ....or maybe just straight round the bins out the back.

[@lechnebjokeur5755]

Didn't get the chimpanzee joke Can anyone explain

[@redemptionneeded]

What has he done to his face

[@TyTye]

I can see that 'pregnant man' joke not getting much applause with the green haired crowd :D

[@Fizz-Pop]

Truth hurts.

[@trashpanda3388]

Wi soe riceist

[@soberhippie]

Are there any tax related reasons for Jimmy posting these?

[@robertbaindourov134]

Jimmy you going the way of Charlie Murphy or what?

[@Pittmail88]

Jimmy is starting to look like Joan Rivers.

[@annsumner8570]

I was going to say come to 🇨🇦 but we just had Tucker Carlson and the libs have gone insane. You would probably be banned.

[@alexkilgour1328]

I know this might be shocking to you, but Jimmy isn't a conservative.

[@user-sq1zh9qv4k]

Did you know there is women in the world? Yeah i put the cnt there

[@beastModeRocco]

Interesting how the camera cuts to someone with Down’s syndrome after that Down’s syndrome joke

[@aarondavies8486]

Snowflake why you here bet your jabbed more than once

[@christopherdavis4135]

Probably just a coincidence, she seemed to find it funny though.

[@HaitianBlue]

Did jimmy get plastic surgery? He looks different

[@jasonwiley798]

Extended and uncut. Disgusting

[@stephenlindsey6631]

Jimmy is just not funny I’ve watched a lot of his stuff But I might laugh once or twice But not funny

[@vooshmoozik6185]

agree, still entertaining though