Jimmy Kimmel Live Staffers Read Mom Texts

In anticipation of Mother's Day and as a tribute to moms of the world, we went around the office and asked some of the people who work here to read actual texts from their actual moms.
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Jimmy Kimmel Live Staffers Read Mom Texts
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[@b7snammar]

My mom once forgot my name. She then tried to cover it up by saying: "That's normal to happen for the middle child"

[@bluesteel8376]

ouch, that makes it even worse.

[@b7snammar]

Middle child unite!

[@mirasolperez4321]

middle child too. i've got two sisters and i'm the middle child.

[@b7snammar]

well i'm one out of 5 boys! once my father walked INTO me! that's how invisible i am

[@doc.m.d.8870]

Ammar Abdullah you're adorable and hilariously irrelevant. LMAO. My mom sometimes calls me by my younger siblings' names, even though I'm the oldest. They're the problematic ones though.

[@idrils]

So you can split moms in two categories : amusingly dorky borderline cruel and also both

[@isaidwhatisaid8094]

my mom both....lmao

[@vbinkk1385]

that one girls mom needs to reevaluate wtf she's feeding that dog😂

[@devodavis6747]

For real! I'm worried about that poor pupper! 🐕

[@jaymesigler6402]

Maybe he's sick. Probably needs to see a vet.

[@DFlo-bj3gb]

If the dog is shitting💩 in the house that much🤔🤔🤔 it's peeing in the house twice as much💦too! Get the white rug out, put waterproof flooring, take the dog to a vet and crate/potty train him!

[@babyturkey8342]

The dog could have been sick. It happens to almost every pet. My dog got sick once and the same thing happened to her. She was better the next day and back to normal after two days. It happens

[@darabkhan9777]

"No, i haven't talked to her in six years! "

[@darabkhan9777]

Mind=blown Guillermo is wise indeed

[@sobiakhan9936]

Darab Khan 😂😂😂

[@Celisar1]

Darab Khan Just a stupid and mean cliche.

[@Celisar1]

Well, if you are an unpleasant person or what can be described as a looser than you might fear rightful criticism; otherwise the overwhelming majority of in-laws is no problem. Could be a good idea to ask yourself what you can do better.

[@rsingh6770]

Darab Khan v

[@ElaineTFenix]

Shout out to the girls who gets SUUUUUPER annoyed with the 'You are beautiful but need to lose some weight" comment from their moms too.

[@mermaidmoon2254]

Not from my mom, but from my grandma! xD

[@chickenpermission8373]

Lol at least you get the "you are beautiful..." part 😭😭

[@wanderingoldsoul420]

Parentals need to learn their place and it is most definitely not degrading your daughter's weight. Especially a daughter that doesn't look all that overweight in the first place.

[@britneyc2270]

I used to get that. Then I lost the weight and now my mom tells me I'm too skinny and I need to stop working out so much 😒

[@step30dub]

right i got thunder thighs for like 10 years then i lost weight and now she says chicken legs

[@kaitlynzwerling6104]

Oh my gosh when the guy talked about Al Roker and Loyola I lost it. I was apart of those 494 people crab walking and yes it was the highlight of our existence 💚💚

[@PrinceOfLillies]

Kaitlyn Zwerling it sounds amazing!

[@Germatti13489]

So cool! My daughter's name is Kaitlynn- with two "N's"!

[@alphabrainwave]

Give it to us straight. Did any tushes touch the ground?

[@halakaabar9139]

"Hung out with some young people..We're so cool"

[@jmk5742]

Kodak Kodak and and and now you have to wait for wait for the

[@jmk5742]

to be be be the the first person to to be a member the next of the event event event event

[@jmk5742]

I have yews errastatrarra

[@jmk5742]

eyrie read srsyiyrtatraeayteatrrateyrareaeiaeeuqeas

[@jmk5742]

eyrie read srsyiyrtatraeayteatrrateyrareaeiaeeuqeasrsytrryarsasu

[@sr_chunli]

If i had a dollar for every time my mom told me to stop eating and exercise I'd a billionaire ✋🏻

[@Celisar1]

S R And are you??

[@Foxforce_6]

Same

[@mohamedahmed-fl2ms]

"No one likes you" *dies inside*

[@ANASTASIA-su8ou]

mohamed ahmed 😂😂😂😂

[@QueenAnne44]

Note to self: get a weird obsession over a famous person and update my son everyday about them. He’s 2.5 now, so that’ll give me plenty of time.

[@planewire2153]

"Your too heavy" "nobody likes you" "You with your imaginary girlfriend" Who wins who's next you decide

[@sinawi669]

I havent talked to her in 6 years ''

[@David-zl4wf]

Eli Smith "K"

[@AmandaTitus85]

You’re

[@schemarr]

omg I randomly just watched this video and I was actually part of the world record for crab walking lol. that really caught me off guard

[@THEentropyMaker]

To the woman at 4:07 don't lose a pound. You are very damn good looking just the way you are.

[@victoriahale5254]

Dylan she has a double chin so I'm gonna bet under those layers of clothes she might need to lose a fee

[@yungvag]

victoria hale , didn't notice. Guess you haven't met a lot of people in your life, huh? Go outside for once

[@CS-nv2db]

Dylan be a shame if she died then

[@manel7480]

Victoria hale between her "double-chin" and your centuple stupidity I'd rather have the first...

[@tammycain8421]

Awwwwwww. You're amazing

[@carolina9169]

"No one likes you." I almost die ajajjaja

[@marcirwilcox1160]

Carolina sounds like my family

[@matandukey]

A dog that shits that much is probably sick! TAKE IT TO THE VET!

[@Qolus]

I love the resigned cheerfulness of the Roker Report Guy. I strive for that with my mom. 👍😏

[@nothingnothing3557]

Al is a weird choice to be obsessed with. Personally I find him to be funny occasionally but mainly a pompous blowhard with delusions of grandeur. Like I said, weird choice for one's obsession......but to each their own.

[@elHEARTBREAKER]

"are you seeing your imaginary girlfriend today?"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@girlfriday9939]

Too heavy??? That girl is not too heavy!

[@victoriahale5254]

miss Bibliophile ehhhh

[@Celisar1]

Girl Friday She is probably slightly overweight but then on the other hand she is not beautiful. Nice, likeable, friendly, but average looking.

[@Celisar1]

* * :)

[@BroArmyCommander]

That person didn´t actually say anything bad and you´re attacking them. Care to give a reason?

[@Celisar1]

VilaBitches! It is very nice of you to say something when others are rudely attacked for no reason, thank you! Unfortunately the anonymity of the internet reveals the true character of people and often gives a very bleak impression of society.

[@mary-anneb2614]

haha, the poke one is cute

[@zlamelie]

Lol The poke one is every mom ever. And once you'd tell them to do whatever they want, they'd accuse you for not having patience.

[@drazgul9403]

Jimmy, put the hamster down and nobody will be hurt!

[@addahlyinnekendrickdelaveg2000]

all the mom txts from this segment were freaking hilarious couldnt stop lmao 😂😂😂

[@TikiHi77]

OMG! The guy outside, his Mom is still trying to get him to call. Last year his Mom called him a turd

[@Celisar1]

TikiHi77 Obviously he was not being fully honest; the mother clearly meant something else when she wrote “I don’t know where you are.”

[@ginnyt.5170]

"No one likes you" That's totally something my mum would say!

[@Celisar1]

Ginny T. But that’s just horrible! It’s not even a bit funny.

[@boyandcatmum]

Got to love our mums and their awesome texts and it is good to know my mum isn't the only one who used to go on about putting on weight. But bless them and it is cool when she texts me. I really love this video.

[@hannahrannah2739]

That last one is so sad!

[@amantedelmondo1787]

Are you seeing your imaginary girlfriend today? That was so cruel...

[@zbedfi]

Johnny Valencia Probably just teasing him for not introducing his girlfriend to the family yet.

[@nothingnothing3557]

Still...............cruel.

[@mymohammaed]

he is a cute guy

[@SixFeetUndr101]

I have been single for quite awhile and cannot imagine my Mom saying that to me. LOL The woman at 4:07 is cute. =]

[@johanvajse8410]

but the guy did say "she's right"

[@giggs_4208]

These videos add laughter and smiles to my day. Appreciate what you do, keep it up!! You are the best Jimmy, Love you long time

[@damieneisenhower2497]

jokes on you i have two dads

[@wisegirlandseaweedbrain250]

So you are immune to your mama jokes 👌

[@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife]

you must be bamboozled by lots of dad jokes then 😂

[@brookebeacon8773]

i love you SO MUCH JIMMY!!!!❤️

[@sebastiansebastian5270]

Why are moms so mean

[@doodleisbored8373]

Sebastian 7 they're not

[@kinglyyasin5985]

Sebastian 7 they are just honest

[@3mad1991]

Not my mom

[@wanderingoldsoul420]

Because they project their insecurities onto their children which in turns lead them to hand them down to their child. What a beautiful cycle of modern day family life!

[@Celisar1]

WanderingOldSoul Nonsense and a very mean thing to say. What you don’t hear here is the love and support most mothers give.

[@stlstl4517]

Aww! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY MOM AND ALL THE MOMS AROUND THE WORLD IN ADVANCE

[@mariecreativity9065]

The !!!!!s after the “I didn’t respond” is on point

[@tejatummuru5850]

I wanna hear from jimmy's mom!!!

[@cutecakes244]

that last mom was frickin rude

[@GenghisKhanPolitics]

Emily Reed She knows her daughter well enough to know that the gym might not be such a bad idea. Besides, the daughter had no problem sharing it.

[@Airman241]

The young gal at the end who mom says she is heavy when the video was made, I think she is very cute and good sense of humor

[@kolbemaddox1033]

Bruh he said 6 years 😂😂

[@amyalice9321]

Priceless!!

[@mansibhagwate5]

Aww that poor dog was sick. And not once was the mom concerned about the dog's well being. She needed to go to a vet ASAP. Hope she is ok.

[@annaknight7973]

omg the dog one!! hahahahaha

[@rolmangonzalez8855]

I love my mommy

[@HarrietShearsmith]

Thank you for sharing this xx

[@SwizzulGaming]

Pffff, I thought that girl at the end was gorgeous

[@TheTardisDreamer]

The facebook poking one sounded exactly like my Mum hahahaha

[@rachele3334]

Wow, these are some long texts! A typical Text from my mom would be, “ok.”

[@piperslice]

I really felt that last one in my bones.

[@marknamkoonglifetimes6348]

Hahaaa this is awesome, love the new faces.

[@JAGDEEPKAUR03]

These editions are so much better than celebrity editions!!! SO MUCH MORE!!!!!

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

Great Video! *Moms are the best*

[@janetchambers5284]

i loved the one about the dog craping everywhere that is so funny i started crying

[@boyandcatmum]

So good seeing that last mum text. I am not the only one lol.

[@elenivesoka1523]

The last one... "WHAT!! " 😂😂😂😂😂

[@skinaloa]

The last one reminded me sooo much to my Mom!!! lol

[@TreyWorld27]

Jimmy is the goat he's so original and genuinely funny

[@andyhernandez7046]

Happy mother's day

[@mohammadalebsi]

Middle child here ✋️. When mom calls me to bring her something, she mistaken my name with my younger brother's name before she get it right.

[@Piddles1]

“No one likes you.” Found the funny parent

[@Suki-hl6vg]

The Poking🤣🤣

[@oriolez5582]

The one with the imaginary girlfriend was so funny - ah! the look on his face 🤣

[@isaacvanness2539]

Some of those moms are SAVAGE😂

[@randiboston9858]

Lol the last one

[@sinancetinkaya]

@Jimmy Kimmel Live, bring the mean tweets back!

[@123peachyspets9]

“I sent my mom a grocery list because I was making a family dinner and she responded with ‘no one likes you.’”

[@kp1flush]

I have so many questions about Guillermo's life.

[@u4313]

the last one, same ah hahahah

[@ankhangelamber]

joy division shirt!!!! yes!

[@Mymoleisspicy1112]

Awww moms are the sweetest😌 I'm a mom now too, I really don't like Mother's Day though, makes me anxious, I'm ok with it towards others though😊

[@neat24]

Hahahahaha these videos make me realize how unloved I am lol

[@evelynwalker6670]

This is so funny

[@soniamarchan5159]

They should do a Faye Chrisley texts between her and Todd. That would be some hilarious texts🤣🤣

[@diegogatti7397]

"no1 wants u" thx dad, i appreciate

[@ftwtech]

At least Jimmy gives them Herman Miller Aerons.

[@aisforambessa]

How's the guy who sent his mom the grocery list? Can we have an update? Did/does the office rally around him? He deserves love.

[@jamieharrison192]

“Eggs a dollar cheaper for 36 count, we use a lot” last txt from my mom 😂

[@MissBELLE003]

Hey 👋 enjoy those funny text

[@turquoiselomax8965]

I love Guillermo 😂😂😂

[@Ir0nMa1d3n]

You will love my Mother's texts! She is cute with how her accent is even understood in them. Lol

[@azaz298]

it's ( no one, like you ! )

[@user-iq2oq8ol6z]

my mum send me almost identical text as the last one there yesterday lol

[@ADAM-uf3my]

The first guy, Ben, isn't he the one from tge buzzfeed earwax video? Check it out. 😂

[@hayberdasher8625]

Lord have mercy them is some funny moms :)

[@keithmeyerson]

Gary..... Say hi to your folks!!

[@TikiHi77]

OMG! The guy outside, his Mom is still trying to get him to call. Last year his Mom called him a turd!

[@sabrinathegreat931]

I think that dog is sick...

[@annah371371]

ahahagahahaha the sh*tting dog text... was loling in the subway

[@atmoak7063]

I choked on my popsicle

[@cuteandfluffypikachu3405]

The poor room rug 💩 💩😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@maryallison0509]

I discovered my mom’s is a big old fibber. She claimed to not know how to text. My siblings and I and even our children tried teaching her how to text. But she claimed she couldn’t figure it out. Well last summer I discovered she was able to text. She was at my house for her annual summer tour of staying a week with each of her children and her grandchildren with families. I have a self locking deck door. We got it because of our kids they were the worst, at leaving the house thru that back door then not locking it. So we got the self locking door. Mom would watch the birds in my feeders and bird bath every morning. Well one morning she watched the weather channel because we were going to meet up for lunch at a out door cafe if it wasn’t going to rain. She was going to put her coffee cup in the sink then take a shower. Well the bird feeder distracted her and she stepped out to get a better look. And she was locked out in nothing but her tiny bath wrap. And she texted a picture of herself out on the deck in her bath wrap. And said SOS LOCKED OUT. After I finished laughing I scolded her for fibbing all these years. Then told her where I hide the fob for when she locked herself out.

[@crisr615]

The vaporub advice is accurate.

[@amandae654]

I used to watch this vídeos and laugh a lot, I lost my father in december and now I watch them and a part of me laugh and another just want to tell them all, Jeep the texts¡¡ You never know which one would be the last one...

[@victoriarodriguez4753]

2:50🤣

[@almacosmeus5133]

The self- esteem boost 🙄🙄

[@briansmith1652]

90% of the texts in these videos are “Where are you? You need to call me.”

[@raehiggins5587]

3:18 why not call though? 4:19 literally my mom

[@jerryjanik480]

Jimmy Kimmel I have dyslexia care for me when I send a text message to but it's the other way around my mom has no idea why I'm saying the funniest thing ever

[@williamcortelyou4524]

The last one was the best.

[@AlinaXD99]

Jimmy I must say, I am not into you threatening the invisible hamster.

[@joannazhou1587]

I get strangely nervous every time I hear him say that.

[@shmeagol]

2:34 Who is that? She’s beautiful

[@tifu3274]

Mum roasts cut a little deeper, don't they.

[@suzycue303]

2:51 - Keith from the Try Guys is that you? Or maybe Grant???