Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking (2013) - FULL LIVE SHOW

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Jimmy Carr

4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking (2013) - FULL LIVE SHOW
The show is packed with one-liners, stories & jokes. Some clever, some rude and a few totally unacceptable. Laughing & Joking is a chance to see this award-winning comedian at his near-the-knuckle best.
Welcome to Jimmy Carr's official KZbin channel, where you can find all the best bits from his stand-up comedy shows, TV appearances, podcasts, and more!
Check out my latest tour info here: www.jimmycarr.com/
Subscribe to this channel and turn on notifications to get notified whenever Jimmy uploads a new video. You won't regret it, unless you're easily offended.
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@jimmycarr
@jimmycarr 2 жыл бұрын
Watch more of Jimmy’s Full Shows - kzbin.info/aero/PLqmvX-B8Fiea3oF1Yx2Gl5rBPonSkMDHM
@KarrierBag
@KarrierBag 2 жыл бұрын
I needed this even if it is way old...... thank you
@davewilson9738
@davewilson9738 2 жыл бұрын
Bloody good show sir!
@QueenSloan
@QueenSloan 2 жыл бұрын
💙 Jimmy 💙
@fightcinema3917
@fightcinema3917 2 жыл бұрын
Why
@KarrierBag
@KarrierBag 2 жыл бұрын
@@fightcinema3917 why not?
@KaeYoss
@KaeYoss 4 жыл бұрын
That laugh. Can't crank up the volume too much or the neighbors think I'm buggering a goose.
@wilmer89
@wilmer89 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Mickey mouse
@synthonaplinth5980
@synthonaplinth5980 4 жыл бұрын
haha, OMG, HAHA
@randomhuman5535
@randomhuman5535 4 жыл бұрын
A proper British reply which no other country can get
@falconpowerful2362
@falconpowerful2362 4 жыл бұрын
I use it as _cover_ for buggering a goose ;-) .
@synthonaplinth5980
@synthonaplinth5980 4 жыл бұрын
@@randomhuman5535 'Get' meaning 'use', or 'understand'?
@richierxch4959
@richierxch4959 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr could literally confess to any number of crimes and you'd think it's a joke 😂
@tesfuweldemikael2902
@tesfuweldemikael2902 3 жыл бұрын
Henning Wehn is also a criminal type.
@cameronmaden6268
@cameronmaden6268 3 жыл бұрын
@@tesfuweldemikael2902 german?
@tesfuweldemikael2902
@tesfuweldemikael2902 3 жыл бұрын
@@cameronmaden6268 He is, but he's a British comedian nevertheless...
@andysutcliffe3915
@andysutcliffe3915 3 жыл бұрын
It worked for the other Jimmy...
@zanecraig962
@zanecraig962 3 жыл бұрын
" I killed someone" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@BMC11879
@BMC11879 Жыл бұрын
So many double entendres. Nothing but punchlines. Pure comedic genius. Thank you Mr Carr
@Fruitysfaction
@Fruitysfaction 11 ай бұрын
Yeah, well. Copied straight from /r/funny.
@tostadoro
@tostadoro 11 ай бұрын
@@Fruitysfaction so he went in 2013 to a subreddit to get material? Sure.
@stefaniabrazzi1358
@stefaniabrazzi1358 9 ай бұрын
​@@tostadorohe has done worst than that in recent years! This muppet should get both his hands up and slap his face with both hands till they become an odd number.
@Klatu1234
@Klatu1234 8 ай бұрын
@BMC11879 It's cracking how he reels them off. Hardest working maybe not, but he has a gift.
@electro5175
@electro5175 8 ай бұрын
@@Fruitysfactiontell me you live on reddit without telling me you live on reddit
@kevinchills
@kevinchills 3 жыл бұрын
i love how confident he is with confrontational bits and how bloody sharp he is at scaffolding a punchline joke. Hes an intellectual ninja with insults so searing and original he makes you 😬 😂 all at once.
@Klatu1234
@Klatu1234 8 ай бұрын
He's kind of like an English Tim Minchin but not so scathing, and pure turn around comedy. I could watch him all day, and not get bored. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpmqpot5qqmVZ7c&ab_channel=stormmovie Speaking of which. Pure fantasy but pure gold.
@brenna_boop6341
@brenna_boop6341 4 жыл бұрын
His sense of humor is dangerous for this day and age and I appreciate him for it
@brenna_boop6341
@brenna_boop6341 3 жыл бұрын
Marshall Davis you’re*
@XxWatulookinat69xX
@XxWatulookinat69xX 3 жыл бұрын
@Marshall Davis respect wahmen
@brenna_boop6341
@brenna_boop6341 3 жыл бұрын
Marshall Davis first of all, I am nobody’s. Second, @Iceguy15, Yoda still managed to be grammatically correct while using anastrophe, so why can’t you?
@XxWatulookinat69xX
@XxWatulookinat69xX 3 жыл бұрын
@@agenericusername2488 go away, virgin.
@anouarkrassimovich7481
@anouarkrassimovich7481 3 жыл бұрын
it's not his humour that is dangerous, it's the surrounding mentality of this day that is dangerous.
@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843
@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843 3 жыл бұрын
The people willing to talk to him in the crowd are legends.
@kingkong6148
@kingkong6148 3 жыл бұрын
They’re brave 😂
@OrangeSunshine15
@OrangeSunshine15 3 жыл бұрын
Gary is a legend!
@wellhelodeer2680
@wellhelodeer2680 3 жыл бұрын
No they’re not, they’re mostly obnoxious
@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843
@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843 3 жыл бұрын
@@wellhelodeer2680 I mean the people he talks to, not the hecklers.
@thebuckstopshere79
@thebuckstopshere79 3 жыл бұрын
U mean hecklers ?
@veteranredbeard6222
@veteranredbeard6222 3 жыл бұрын
As an american, I have never googled so much during a show lol
@yeetmskeet3441
@yeetmskeet3441 3 жыл бұрын
Anything specific you needed to search?
@zanecraig962
@zanecraig962 3 жыл бұрын
Rachel riley. She is just a producer
@simeondermaats
@simeondermaats 3 жыл бұрын
@@zanecraig962 But she's also... so much more than that
@yeetmskeet3441
@yeetmskeet3441 3 жыл бұрын
@@simeondermaats Agreed
@russellsingleton4191
@russellsingleton4191 3 жыл бұрын
@@zanecraig962 Watch ''8 out of 10 cats does countdown" however you can. Trust me
@reecegeorgens1755
@reecegeorgens1755 3 жыл бұрын
My man who bought his fiancé a bread maker instead of an engagement ring took make me a sandwich to a whole new level.
@Nabooze
@Nabooze 2 жыл бұрын
I dont get it
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 жыл бұрын
@@Nabooze it's cliche for a certain type of hairy knuckled man to demand "his" woman make him asandwich (she's only good for in the kitchen); Reece is suggesting this guy was being up-front about this attitude by giving her a breadmaker to seal their engagement.
@Nabooze
@Nabooze 2 жыл бұрын
@@NatandGeorge oh damn thanks for explaining
@im2goodm839
@im2goodm839 2 жыл бұрын
@@NatandGeorge also she can use the bread maker to make the sandwich😂
@hokagejason4732
@hokagejason4732 Жыл бұрын
@@NatandGeorge you mixed it up, he gave her a bread maker simply as a present. She in return gave him a breadmaker later in the future as an engagement present because she was still upset about it. Honestly seems petty on her end in my opinion. I don't think buying a bread maker is inherently a "make me a sandwich" type gesture. It could be sure, depending on the person who gave it and the circumstance, but home made bread is delicious I wouldn't be mad at a bread maker.
@Nakamichi_Jun
@Nakamichi_Jun 3 жыл бұрын
I like how jimmy wanders away from the structured repertoire to remind everyone how fast his wit is, every now and again.
@purplecadence7390
@purplecadence7390 3 жыл бұрын
Thats your real profile pic?
@corrosive1376
@corrosive1376 3 жыл бұрын
@@purplecadence7390 is that yours?
@notlisztening9821
@notlisztening9821 3 жыл бұрын
@@purplecadence7390 what's gone wrong in your childhood? :,D
@purplecadence7390
@purplecadence7390 3 жыл бұрын
@@notlisztening9821 ok
@frevilo1
@frevilo1 3 жыл бұрын
When?
@benfranklin5335
@benfranklin5335 4 жыл бұрын
His crowd interaction is incredible. It really adds to his performance
@texasray5237
@texasray5237 3 жыл бұрын
That's why they have the clown with the laugh sign.
@shintaromidorima493
@shintaromidorima493 3 жыл бұрын
His sense of humor is dangerous for this day and age and I appreciate him for it
@jirokoshibailey2052
@jirokoshibailey2052 10 ай бұрын
He has (edit) 're-'used a couple of responses in his 'heckling' bit, but it is always funny
@carlisroy6666
@carlisroy6666 9 ай бұрын
​@@texasray5237Prove it.
@ItzRobbie05
@ItzRobbie05 8 ай бұрын
​@@texasray5237proof
@proudcanadian5713
@proudcanadian5713 3 жыл бұрын
It would be too damn hard to pick a favourite gag because you had me laughing really hard and I watched it in the hospital while recovering from a bypass operation. |The minor pain from laughing too hard was well worth it. THANK you Sir, you're BRILLIANT!
@mateivanea2111
@mateivanea2111 2 жыл бұрын
Hope you all And Good now.
@spacely2642
@spacely2642 2 жыл бұрын
@@mateivanea2111 Yes I appreciate the concern though
@jasonforpresident5678
@jasonforpresident5678 Жыл бұрын
1:07:52 is the best part of the whole show Jimmy’s face after she says that is priceless
@hurtigheinz3790
@hurtigheinz3790 Жыл бұрын
"At the end!" Such a great answer.
@thejayst3r
@thejayst3r 4 жыл бұрын
Most comedians' KZbins: *uploads clips of the most popular jokes that everyone already knows* Jimmy Carr's KZbin: hold my beer
@itsthatguy7713
@itsthatguy7713 4 жыл бұрын
*Hold my martini
@loloutloudproduction
@loloutloudproduction 4 жыл бұрын
Tbf with ads on KZbin probably works out better
@Natinka222
@Natinka222 4 жыл бұрын
Josh Wolf did the same.
@khalilkhalil9986
@khalilkhalil9986 4 жыл бұрын
"hold My mic"
@macjgp
@macjgp 4 жыл бұрын
"but yeah this was a dick move" mate, no one is arguing that, just you. We're all appreciating the fact that we can watch for free.
@papasquat.
@papasquat. 4 жыл бұрын
“I can do a mean Michael Jackson impression,wanna here it?” “Great I just need a child volunteer that can keep a secret”
@poppyfield1619
@poppyfield1619 4 жыл бұрын
😆
@yammmit
@yammmit 4 жыл бұрын
ThatsKindaBs • hear*
@strikersub1814
@strikersub1814 4 жыл бұрын
thanks Micheal
@yammmit
@yammmit 4 жыл бұрын
fenderstratguy it was a funny joke. if you don’t like edgy jokes i’m not sure why you’re here because that is jimmy’s entire style.
@ItsMeStrider
@ItsMeStrider 4 жыл бұрын
@@fenderstratguy lmao you're a gigantic hypocrite
@jaakkot9661
@jaakkot9661 2 жыл бұрын
He's the comedian that makes everyone terrified if he targets you in the audience!
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 жыл бұрын
You're fine if you didn't elicit it by heckling. He's kindly to those he just chooses to help out.
@jillsandwitch67
@jillsandwitch67 Жыл бұрын
his face is enough to terrify me
@Cmagic678
@Cmagic678 3 жыл бұрын
This is simply outstanding! He is brilliant and flawless delivery!
@strictlycasual765
@strictlycasual765 4 жыл бұрын
Went to see him live around about the time this was filmed, laughed from start to end he was brilliant and to top it off waited at the exit to thank everyone and get a photo which I’m sure 95% don’t even think about doing I mentioned we might go see him a few weeks after that night when he was playing in our home town, and he said ‘oh I wouldn’t bother it’s the same show’ which was quality of him Funny, genuine, dolphin laughing fucking comedy legend
@snoppdeng2
@snoppdeng2 4 жыл бұрын
Strange how the comedian who portrays a persona of being "out there" is down to earth and a good fellow.
@JediAhsokaTano
@JediAhsokaTano 4 жыл бұрын
'Dolphin laughing' 😂😂😂
@pjyt
@pjyt 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing the story. Love him more now.
@unitedairco.5140
@unitedairco.5140 2 жыл бұрын
Was this in the uk?
@strictlycasual765
@strictlycasual765 2 жыл бұрын
@@unitedairco.5140 yeah mate
@ngcalvinutomo96
@ngcalvinutomo96 4 жыл бұрын
"You've seen.. the undead.. And I make you nervous?"
@estebancollazo7641
@estebancollazo7641 3 жыл бұрын
His crowd interaction is incredible. It really adds to his performance
@unstoppablezone4980
@unstoppablezone4980 2 жыл бұрын
The master of stand-up comedy...who else could keep going for this long...and never miss a beat? Amazing! KUDOS!
@snelgrave101
@snelgrave101 6 ай бұрын
George Carlin
@jjjayjay9962
@jjjayjay9962 2 ай бұрын
Jimmy Carr is the best comedian BY MILES. Most number of jokes per minute and the best comeback ever.
@renatobritto4096
@renatobritto4096 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is a comedy genius. I wish I could forget all the jokes I just heard, just to head them again..
@puroboi9591
@puroboi9591 3 жыл бұрын
Renato Britto Araujo auto correct
@gadwaithira
@gadwaithira 3 жыл бұрын
Lucky you, am literally not getting anything
@PrendeII
@PrendeII 3 жыл бұрын
@@gadwaithira you're not getting it because it's not funny.
@stacyyoung1672
@stacyyoung1672 2 жыл бұрын
@@gadwaithira . . ...... ................................ . ........ .... . ...... ............
@Missjxss
@Missjxss 2 жыл бұрын
@@PrendeII shut up.
@user-tc3zj5cr5u
@user-tc3zj5cr5u 3 жыл бұрын
" I don't care if it looks racist that's a massive rucksack and I'm getting off the bus" 😂😂😅
@ViceroyoftheDiptera
@ViceroyoftheDiptera 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta be the most relatable moment
@FollowSteveJPN
@FollowSteveJPN 6 ай бұрын
I never saw Jimmy Carr before, i have to say, his humor is very witty and unique. I was laughing more than I normally would. Great Job! You sir are a great comedian
@fecchitheillustrator7063
@fecchitheillustrator7063 2 жыл бұрын
Hearing a raven noise coming out of his mouth in the middle of his jokes at random times is just priceless.
@jamham9000
@jamham9000 3 жыл бұрын
"You know, they say laughter is the best medicine. So maybe, just maybe, if we keep laughing at people in wheelchairs..."
@msanthrope7768
@msanthrope7768 3 жыл бұрын
Oh that cracked me up.. Yes.. it's ok to laugh people. ( I don't mean that literally, AT people in wheel chairs)
@imperallady
@imperallady 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😂🤭
@arabhinav9436
@arabhinav9436 2 жыл бұрын
That's a line from family guy S1E5
@EarthSurferUSA
@EarthSurferUSA 2 жыл бұрын
How do you think some Jewish people became so funny after WW2?
@CloroxBleach-fq4my
@CloroxBleach-fq4my Жыл бұрын
😆
@gojewla
@gojewla 4 жыл бұрын
My god. So many one liners. How does he remember all that?
@BanditOMG
@BanditOMG 4 жыл бұрын
For real he just fires them off one after another. Sometimes he has transitions, sometimes it's a hard cut and they generally all work xD
@BanditOMG
@BanditOMG 4 жыл бұрын
@King Brilliant Did you just get really salty over someone getting complimented on performing their act well?
@TheComputec
@TheComputec 4 жыл бұрын
@King Brilliant savage
@GreenLightningHood
@GreenLightningHood 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheComputec Not really. Doctors study and go to school for years constantly being tested on their knowledge and are never required to give an hour long speech on 12 second of material at a time and actors only have to remember the lines for the individual scene they are doing at the time and they hardly ever recall their lines later. More comparable would be rappers doing a concert, but I guess that's too difficult to think of when you're so busy being salty because someone who isn't you receives praise.
@TheComputec
@TheComputec 4 жыл бұрын
@@GreenLightningHood I think you've replied to the wrong person... This will happen occasionally when you don't know how comments work on KZbin... I replied to KING BRILLIANT that his response to the poster was SAVAGE... ie brutal, harsh I will reply to you by saying that you need to wind your neck back in and stop trying to be clever when you clearly cannot follow a conversation thread properly
@Officialmryuck
@Officialmryuck 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I found about this guy. Much love from 🇺🇸.
@rneedham667
@rneedham667 2 жыл бұрын
You need to watch The big fat quiz! He host it and its Great! There on you tube
@Officialmryuck
@Officialmryuck 2 жыл бұрын
@@rneedham667 I've been binge watching this game show since you suggested it. Thank you btw ☺ 💓
@ericanderson735
@ericanderson735 5 ай бұрын
Still some of the best crowd work ever, he is so unbelievably quick witted it’s hard to believe !
@alisonn7200
@alisonn7200 4 жыл бұрын
"My first wife was from Thailand and she died of testicular cancer". Only Jimmy Carr could deliver that joke.
@robertbrookes2000
@robertbrookes2000 3 жыл бұрын
Frankie Boyle.
@MrEvanNoyes
@MrEvanNoyes 3 жыл бұрын
Norton
@mylovesongs2429
@mylovesongs2429 3 жыл бұрын
Dave Attell could expand upon that joke and make it world class!
@cameronmaden6268
@cameronmaden6268 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrEvanNoyes not enough brexit bashing and trump hating for mr norton
@TheADHDad
@TheADHDad 3 жыл бұрын
Tsssss! Cause she was a man or sumptin!
@Lukevin99
@Lukevin99 4 жыл бұрын
"It's easy to tell if your house is haunted. It isn't. Grow up" LOL This man's hilarious
@jackmag4056
@jackmag4056 2 жыл бұрын
That long joke he told at the end was well worth the wait 😂😂😂😂
@Jester-rk1xn
@Jester-rk1xn 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, I love his sense of humor. Some people aren’t as brave enough to make jokes that might offend people nowadays. That’s what is going to be wrong with comedy in the future.
@letmerephrasethat5208
@letmerephrasethat5208 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe so, but I feel that scenario must surely be hundreds and hundreds of milliseconds away
@Dribin
@Dribin 2 жыл бұрын
True, but keep in mind this special came out years ago.
@vegass04
@vegass04 2 жыл бұрын
He is brilliant, no questions about it. But he's sadly not the author of most of his jokes, they are written for him.
@jamesmurphy8676
@jamesmurphy8676 2 жыл бұрын
@@vegass04 you sure bro?
@vegass04
@vegass04 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmurphy8676 Yap. He's got writers for most of his jokes..
@webbster64B
@webbster64B 4 жыл бұрын
Dark humour is truly the best humour
@infiniLor
@infiniLor 4 жыл бұрын
@@kidyfiddler5527 not "offence" - just that what your name indicates is criminal
@davgg9621
@davgg9621 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mk-One yeah, would you report a guy also if his name was "real ben laden"?
@AliS-ml7nd
@AliS-ml7nd 4 жыл бұрын
@@kidyfiddler5527 it's people like you who are the real snowflakes lmao, proper going off cause some saddo didn't like your joke. Get a grip.
@olliedylan1381
@olliedylan1381 4 жыл бұрын
Kidy Fiddler *they’re
@olliedylan1381
@olliedylan1381 4 жыл бұрын
Kidy Fiddler “go back to wanking off Muslims u leftist” No believe it or not, being left wing isn’t “wanking off Muslims” it’s actually just being a decent human being and being accepting of people regardless of their race. I really pity your ignorance if you genuinely view Muslims in a negative light. I didn’t think people were actually that stupid that they believed the obnoxious propaganda the media shoved down our throats.
@lyndsay2354
@lyndsay2354 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this at 2.42am. I am not well. This has perked me up lol
@dragames
@dragames 3 жыл бұрын
no matter how many times I watch this, I still laugh
@user-dt4sr8yl2r
@user-dt4sr8yl2r 4 жыл бұрын
“They say that laughter is the best medicine, so maybe just maybe, if we keep laughing at people in wheelchairs....”
@caniscerulean
@caniscerulean 4 жыл бұрын
Crying is the generic alternative...
@brightwelllamin
@brightwelllamin 4 жыл бұрын
Sbeve 🤞🏼😬🤞🏼
@jameswebb2759
@jameswebb2759 4 жыл бұрын
On my way to a hospital now. I'll let you know what happens
@bigbossimmotal
@bigbossimmotal 4 жыл бұрын
I've been in a chair for 16years now. Laughed my ass off on that one. :-)
@poppyfield1619
@poppyfield1619 4 жыл бұрын
@@bigbossimmotal it really was a great one liner!
@rockfriendmemo
@rockfriendmemo 4 жыл бұрын
American Humour : *Dark Mode* British Humour : *Midnight Mode*
@atheistninjadude
@atheistninjadude 4 жыл бұрын
Musical Humor: Depeche Mode
@rockfriendmemo
@rockfriendmemo 4 жыл бұрын
Philosophy Ball Z *_*gently whispers_*_ reach out and touch faith*_
@jediops_
@jediops_ 4 жыл бұрын
Voice Chat Humour: Obama Mode
@jwinnfield9192
@jwinnfield9192 4 жыл бұрын
surely British would be After Dark
@KitNoxious
@KitNoxious 4 жыл бұрын
Australian humour: no fuckin sun mode
@scchouhansanjay
@scchouhansanjay 3 жыл бұрын
it's so fast that my laughs are getting overlapped.
@jcadaver7327
@jcadaver7327 Жыл бұрын
This guy is great, He tosses a lot of what I call comedy grenades, you have to think for a split second then the punchline goes off, hes a master at it.
@awonderingoneil206
@awonderingoneil206 3 жыл бұрын
Guy in crowd talks to Jimmy Carr... Jimmy Carr: So, you have chosen death.
@namao7497
@namao7497 3 жыл бұрын
jimmy: and i took that personally
@Nononcense77
@Nononcense77 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy: so I started roasting
@wownero7785
@wownero7785 2 жыл бұрын
and his mum too
@Pagliacci_Rex
@Pagliacci_Rex 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy: Cowabunga it is.
@luke_mckay
@luke_mckay 3 ай бұрын
Jimmy carr: So Guy-In-Crowd's mum.....
@emperorpalpatine4911
@emperorpalpatine4911 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy’s laugh is amazing it’s like a seals war cry
@tesfuweldemikael2902
@tesfuweldemikael2902 2 жыл бұрын
Best description.
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 жыл бұрын
he laughs on the inhale instead of the exhale.
@Ryrynz2000
@Ryrynz2000 2 жыл бұрын
Ha ha haaaaaaaaa
@lawnguyland_guy
@lawnguyland_guy 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@chrisbailey1635
@chrisbailey1635 Жыл бұрын
@@NatandGeorge 10 points
@erents1
@erents1 10 ай бұрын
Funny, daring and courageous. Pushing every boundary and proving that as human beings we can laugh at even the most taboo subjects! I think what it comes down to is the beauty of laughter and free speech. By the way, I read banned books!
@johnnysothersack6829
@johnnysothersack6829 3 жыл бұрын
18:31 lmao I love how he references where he thought of that joke. It was on an episode of countdown earlier in the year but with a different twist. But he managed repackage the joke and make it better lmao awesome
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 жыл бұрын
He probably owns the rights to Countdown jokes.
@HBLA
@HBLA 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy: Any Australians in? Crowd: YEAHHH! Jimmy: Welcome Back. As an Aussie, this put me in tears of laughter!
@prashantnittala2864
@prashantnittala2864 4 жыл бұрын
What was that supposed to mean?
@elizabethferguson247
@elizabethferguson247 4 жыл бұрын
Really!?!
@caniscerulean
@caniscerulean 4 жыл бұрын
I thought he would follow "Welcome back" with something like "Escape or time served? Oh, just work release then?"
@dothething2892
@dothething2892 4 жыл бұрын
Because the brits deported criminals in 1700 period, or around that time, to Australia. Hence the welcome back, I also like the 8 out of 10 cats joke "all Australian food is prison food" -paraphrased
@prashantnittala2864
@prashantnittala2864 4 жыл бұрын
@Patient 0 You think you are a smart ass dont ya? Australians are basically english who migrated to that island country a long time ago. Thats what welcome back meant. Read a book
@Potato-qv6hq
@Potato-qv6hq 4 жыл бұрын
The only comedian in the world who can make audience laugh just by laughing.
@georgecrowcroft9260
@georgecrowcroft9260 4 жыл бұрын
Frankie Boyle
@thetacoguy4787
@thetacoguy4787 4 жыл бұрын
Seth rogans another
@drivetestdummies
@drivetestdummies 4 жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais? Dude...
@davidjames4521
@davidjames4521 4 жыл бұрын
Practically anyone, laughter makes people laugh.
@burgersbeansandchips
@burgersbeansandchips 4 жыл бұрын
Billy Connolly
@hrithikgeorge4751
@hrithikgeorge4751 3 жыл бұрын
18:28 (19:02 Exactly) The "I would crawl over broken glass" joke's timestamp if you were looking for it.
@beautifulblackbeauty8641
@beautifulblackbeauty8641 2 жыл бұрын
The speed of Jimmy’s mind is astounding. I’d love to sit and have a chat with him!
@peterbrottman7187
@peterbrottman7187 3 жыл бұрын
"I did Countdown recently, the TV Show, not Dracula's special needs brother." Brilliant, just fucking brilliant!
@Waltham1892
@Waltham1892 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like a ventriloquist's dummy that's gone off on a solo career.
@royjonesrampage6684
@royjonesrampage6684 4 жыл бұрын
Waltham1892 even laughs like one
@Waltham1892
@Waltham1892 4 жыл бұрын
@@royjonesrampage6684 Now that you mention it, yes...
@2000dhruvagarwal
@2000dhruvagarwal 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment ever 😂
@batters4718
@batters4718 4 жыл бұрын
Wow you're so original. Oh wait...
@carlfranz6805
@carlfranz6805 4 жыл бұрын
And a very successful one indeed.
@grindingspider
@grindingspider Жыл бұрын
I was practicing drawing human beans in different poses and somehow found this. You maintain such a perfect posture it's actually scary. Too bad I couldn't draw anything because I was gasping for air because I've laughed for an hour straight
@Chief_Bill
@Chief_Bill Жыл бұрын
Well that's quite a way to discover him 💀
@escapegoat32
@escapegoat32 Жыл бұрын
What do human beans look like?
@TheJamiebaby15
@TheJamiebaby15 3 жыл бұрын
I love being British some of these answers people shout make me proud 😂
@doozerakapuckfutin
@doozerakapuckfutin 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not the cough that carries you off it’s the coughing they carry you off in …
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 жыл бұрын
@@doozerakapuckfutin *coughin' they carry you off in
@hampus6647
@hampus6647 4 жыл бұрын
"If a woman can see funny side of life, she's less likely to press charges" hahahaha 46:24
@reganwolf4405
@reganwolf4405 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😅🤭
@kellendoyle3148
@kellendoyle3148 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this 6 times now and it still makes me laugh
@doozerakapuckfutin
@doozerakapuckfutin 2 жыл бұрын
Only 6 lol
@rneedham667
@rneedham667 2 жыл бұрын
Me Too or more!!
@seanpenn659
@seanpenn659 2 жыл бұрын
He's brilliant
@fernando.2330
@fernando.2330 2 жыл бұрын
14:10 this man is just a genuis with the jokes 😭😭 omg this is so good
@rambo7135
@rambo7135 2 жыл бұрын
He is the best comedian in the world. Nobody else comes close!
@truthcantbesilenced4533
@truthcantbesilenced4533 9 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is pretty lit.
@obibomb6431
@obibomb6431 4 жыл бұрын
“Your not grading potato paintings are you?” I’m dying inside! 😂🤣
@danijelujcic8644
@danijelujcic8644 3 жыл бұрын
You're*
@lenaqui148
@lenaqui148 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to tag your favourite gag!
@desertdaisymarie6951
@desertdaisymarie6951 3 жыл бұрын
Yer, they don’t do potato painting in SpEd..
@NicoSavio2395
@NicoSavio2395 3 жыл бұрын
"has anyone in here actually seen a ghost?" "whoooo" wait a minute...
@trueRisshi
@trueRisshi 3 жыл бұрын
8
@jitr0619
@jitr0619 3 жыл бұрын
@@trueRisshi yeah 8
@iconoclast137
@iconoclast137 6 ай бұрын
i love how he actively encourages hecklers and makes it a whole part of his act
@anthonybensonjr6949
@anthonybensonjr6949 2 жыл бұрын
My face hurts its so hard to be quiet when he opens his mouth a tells jokes I love it 👏👏👏
@benrhysf
@benrhysf 4 жыл бұрын
Count Down, not Dracula’s special needs brother, SUCH A BRILLIANT JOKE🤣🤣🤣
@marieadesola5275
@marieadesola5275 4 жыл бұрын
Ooooo shii...i Just got it!!😂😂😂😂
@LAnonHubbard
@LAnonHubbard 4 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the video at that point and think about it. When I got it, I did laugh out loud.
@alexandrapascal6744
@alexandrapascal6744 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. It took a moment to get it though
@sonofabrick2945
@sonofabrick2945 4 жыл бұрын
Haha I saw that on cats does countdown I laughed 😂
@MemeGang420
@MemeGang420 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it x_x
@floatinggoose9197
@floatinggoose9197 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. New content. 10 year old new content but still, Thanks Jimmy. Not enough top tier comedians do much with their KZbin. Good on ya mate, thanks for uploading
@floatinggoose9197
@floatinggoose9197 4 жыл бұрын
@Rich West Yea, I noticed pretty shortly after I commented. Still nice to have the full show up, instead of watching other peoples channels who have edited all his content together
@IrenaDeacon
@IrenaDeacon 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what is his newest content because I'm trying to find it all over and I can't find anything new. Did he stop doing comedy does anybody know what happened?
@floatinggoose9197
@floatinggoose9197 4 жыл бұрын
@@IrenaDeacon does a British TV game show, and it's just take your time off. Not all Comics put a special out every year
@floatinggoose9197
@floatinggoose9197 4 жыл бұрын
@@IrenaDeacon or he's dead
@rabbitphobia
@rabbitphobia 4 жыл бұрын
You do realise Jimmy Carr is not actually replying right? Anyone can start a channel using any name that's available, I just thought you should know this before you get too disappointed when he doesn't reply.
@jazzpip1
@jazzpip1 2 жыл бұрын
"Razy Lacisism" 😂
@brandonspeas8494
@brandonspeas8494 8 ай бұрын
He needs to do a show in the usa. He's fucking hilarious
@alexparadise91
@alexparadise91 4 жыл бұрын
It’s like 3 in the morning and I choked on my drink when he said “A threesome with two girls means he’s thinking of you. So you have someone to talk to afterwards”
@eamonhanka
@eamonhanka 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sat in a bar in Hanoi, having a few beers, no company, laughing like a lunatic at this with my headphones on. Thanks Jimmy!!
@Pagliacci_Rex
@Pagliacci_Rex 2 жыл бұрын
I like how you remind everyone it's all jokes and shouldn't be applied to real life.
@WhisperingWempe
@WhisperingWempe 9 ай бұрын
53:50 my favorite scene. Hearing it Registering it And suddenly reacting to it
@KlepticHeist
@KlepticHeist 4 жыл бұрын
I actually like how the audience are good sports about his jokes, it makes them way funnier when the people he's talking to laugh along with them.
@alisonn7200
@alisonn7200 4 жыл бұрын
"Every night after the show, I have attractive women banging on my dressing room door and sometimes I let them out". Love it.
@texasray5237
@texasray5237 3 жыл бұрын
Woody Allen thanks you.
@Nic560
@Nic560 3 жыл бұрын
He copied that off dean martin
@cybinnaturaldomaincnd3955
@cybinnaturaldomaincnd3955 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is epic, no limits haha
@MarcoshijodeJesus
@MarcoshijodeJesus Жыл бұрын
This is the first special that make jokes about Islam and not just Christianity. Tank you.
@sit-insforsithis1568
@sit-insforsithis1568 11 ай бұрын
Show is from 10 year ago
@paulpaganhawkmarshall8286
@paulpaganhawkmarshall8286 4 жыл бұрын
Fifty shades of grey the best selling book that year, whats the world coming too? The most subtle joke Ive ever heard!
@epiphonedude4999
@epiphonedude4999 4 жыл бұрын
Paul PaganHawk Marshall I noticed that he also looked in the direction of the lesbians with a sly look. If that was the intent, it’s a perfect triple entendre. If not, I still choose to believe that he looked at the lesbians
@bitzibaerlie
@bitzibaerlie 4 жыл бұрын
The one about the teacher girlfriend who wanted him to put his hand up before sex was very subtle as well. (Not sure if it was in this show or one of the other two; watched them in a row)
@RezEverday
@RezEverday 4 жыл бұрын
Was in this one ye. I was like 10 seconds behind on that one
@DevilCryno
@DevilCryno 3 жыл бұрын
Thinking about it now, 50 shades of grey wasn't such a horrible thing to happen with this world.
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 жыл бұрын
@@DevilCryno I reasd the whoole trilogy, & didn't find it overly sexual.
@SILENTSLICE50
@SILENTSLICE50 4 жыл бұрын
You light up ours lives..with absolute darkness. Thank you Mr. Carr
@unstoppablezone4980
@unstoppablezone4980 2 жыл бұрын
A fearless and intelligent comic...very rare. LMAO.
@karlmark9967
@karlmark9967 2 жыл бұрын
I love the constant put down of the hecklers
@uniqueflowsnake
@uniqueflowsnake 4 жыл бұрын
Real cool of you to put up a whole show. Real cool. Thank you.
@XmanSully
@XmanSully 4 жыл бұрын
03:43 the bit about being hysteric when the landline rings - that is spot on. It's only there to keep my PTSD on high alert mode
@alexf7377
@alexf7377 4 жыл бұрын
When my landline rings, I need to decide whether to be highly abusive, or string the 'microsoft support department' along for as long as possible. Managed 45 minutes so far, but would really like to achieve the full hour.
@zawar8225
@zawar8225 4 жыл бұрын
@@alexf7377 I achieved at least 9 hours once it was hilarious
@karun_vv7190
@karun_vv7190 2 жыл бұрын
I love Jimmy, always take things to extremes.
@apopisso6302
@apopisso6302 5 ай бұрын
He can offend everybody and get away with it. Brilliant!
@jmaraman3869
@jmaraman3869 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not British but I just discovered this guy he’s great
@Liaaaam
@Liaaaam 3 жыл бұрын
Check out Roy Chubby Brown & Paul Chowdhry :)
@raven7350
@raven7350 4 жыл бұрын
1 hour 30 mins of pure gold, this guy is a machine and never fails one;)
@DBRising
@DBRising 2 жыл бұрын
Do not let your comedic guard down with this chap. Layers upon layers of funny. Stay frosty y'all!
@THEREALBLU13
@THEREALBLU13 3 жыл бұрын
I still love the “where’s Alan” bait
@LoBoToM81
@LoBoToM81 3 жыл бұрын
49:50 I'm Polish but I've always loved Monty Python's and I'm glad that this type I humour: no taboo, no topics too grave to joke about, laughing at oneself, is still percent in British culture. Loved it. Keep up the Lord's work.
@SenthilKumar-pb3nu
@SenthilKumar-pb3nu Жыл бұрын
Probably the best standup comedian with intellectual and daring wits 👏👌
@TwistedMediaOnt
@TwistedMediaOnt 2 жыл бұрын
Love his humor and his laugh... on another note he looks like he is ready to be groomed 😆🤣 keep up the good work you are now my favorite comedian
@buscapee
@buscapee 3 жыл бұрын
Very impressive. He gets those joke off like a machine gun
@philippweisang
@philippweisang 3 жыл бұрын
That fire-exit joke was a Hedberg joke!
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy delivered it better.
@MantraHerbInchSin
@MantraHerbInchSin Жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud many times, this is so gold!
@ritikd225
@ritikd225 3 жыл бұрын
"She's gonna be dead before she testifies"🤣🤣🤣
@benjohnson6833
@benjohnson6833 3 жыл бұрын
Epstein's girlfriend?
@ronin_bd9418
@ronin_bd9418 3 жыл бұрын
@@benjohnson6833 😂😂😂 OMFG - that's fucking brutal 😂😂😂 respect.
@dragon___
@dragon___ 3 жыл бұрын
@@benjohnson6833 he was talking about Jimmy Savile
@benjohnson6833
@benjohnson6833 3 жыл бұрын
@@dragon___ 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
@sameeryadav2893
@sameeryadav2893 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for this full video please keep uploading other full stand up videos.
@PaiOeShi
@PaiOeShi 2 жыл бұрын
Great show as usual. This Canadian started loving funny "Panel Shows" because of you, such great humour, tyvm Mr Carr.
@megacultureshock
@megacultureshock Жыл бұрын
Thank you Sir for bringing such joy, and happiness to so many people. My hat's off to you btother!
@ermagerd101
@ermagerd101 4 жыл бұрын
An hour and a half of solid humour! Thanks Jimmy for putting in the effort. Loved the witty replies to the hecklers.
@itsonlyentertainment2937
@itsonlyentertainment2937 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a big Jimmy Carr fan, but Toby's "tickets to this show" heckle was genuinely funny
@Katstandfield
@Katstandfield 4 жыл бұрын
My sons name is Toby, I was crying laughing with the "Tobys mum" insults *Gasp* Tobys mum ate him!
@insomniacbritgaming1632
@insomniacbritgaming1632 4 жыл бұрын
You could see Jimmy truly laugh at that heckle
@Scratchingforcash
@Scratchingforcash 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy puts the laughter in slaughter.
@asmartistenthusiast3469
@asmartistenthusiast3469 2 жыл бұрын
The other way around more like.
@passerby-0978
@passerby-0978 2 жыл бұрын
« That is your conscience, you monster » I died there 😂😂 HAHAHAH
@joycejohnson7164
@joycejohnson7164 3 жыл бұрын
All toast is brown. You're thinking of bread. LOL
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 3 жыл бұрын
Don't heckle Jimmy -- you ain't smart enough, & you WILL lose!
@gymnasiast90
@gymnasiast90 3 жыл бұрын
No, DO heckle Jimmy. It's funnier for the rest of us. ;)
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 жыл бұрын
@@gymnasiast90 fair point. But the point remains, they ain't smart enough & they DO lose! But funnily.
@xxashley314xx
@xxashley314xx 2 жыл бұрын
@@NatandGeorge what's ain't short for?
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