Jimmy Kimmel Auditions for Every Matt Damon Role

[@mr.lucario1525]

I like how he's "never on the show" but he's in like every episode

[@Leo.AC.]

Hahaha you are so right

[@henrikanchelia64]

He "Is" backstage

[@Emma19]

Mr. Lucario righttt😂😂😂

[@cwg73160]

It’s called a running gag

[@wokemaster1929]

Still gets paid

[@duncandonuts_21]

Someone should do a sitcom starring Jimmy Kimmel, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, John Krasinski, Emily Blunt, and Guillermo.

[@sullivan2193]

+Duncan Donuts please make this happen but most of those are big actors so good luck

[@satyaazyumar986]

and yehya

[@ThePantruca]

+Duncan Donuts What about Sarah ? she is funny and cute ! (in a Jewish princess type of way)

[@aixaaa_1117]

I'd watch it

[@KingTray1000]

would cost waaaaaaayyy too much money

[@autumnhenderson-brazie7581]

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski living next door to Jimmy was the best thing that ever happened for his sketches.

[@vaachaspathibonala4019]

FullmetalandtheFlame they do live next to each other lol

[@zeenat174]

Vachaspathi Bonala no they don’t. John and Emily moved to New York.

[@iisuperstarii7310]

George Hamilton Matt Damon? Is that you?

[@samsaraslight8377]

@@georgeofhamilton they probably moved for convenience, nothing else.

[@RickVietsub]

Fallon and Dakota Johnson are neighbors too

[@palefox]

"How do you like them, apples?" is a great way of delivering it

[@bumblebee7547]

I also like apples

[@Maggles823]

J. Kammel 1:37 Kimple 1:56 Jan Kimmel 2:25 Jim Kimble 3:02 Jenny Kimhole 4:01

[@bluez1892]

1:56 is Kimple I think?

[@Adnom]

🤣 kimhole

[@MsDee409]

I caught that!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ryangis431]

Matt Damon, show host legend, badass, spaceman, veteran, common-sense man, penguin. He should have his own episode every year. :D

[@777boman]

Wasn't he a shrimp in Happy Feet?

[@ryangis431]

777boman He was the main character. ;?

[@bonscott333]

Don't forget horse.

[@777boman]

bonscott333 Hashtag White Washing.

[@Paddy.C]

+Arno Victor Dorian No, he's right. Elijah Wood was the main character in 'Happy Feet', Matt Damon wasn't even in it. In 'Happy Feet 2', Matt Damon and Brad Pitt did the voices for the two krill. (My daughter has them both on DVD, I've just checked the credits).

[@johncarey4186]

Emily Blunt = The best thing that ever happened to this show.

[@jakobrogers625]

Emily Blunt = The best thing that ever happened to this world.

[@sauce8277]

Emily Blunt = The best thing that ever happened to this Universe. [hmm. This is starting to be a bit much]

[@AlexTM44]

James Rivera Nope, go on, you're getting there, she really is the best thing that ever happened to this Galaxy...

[@BLANK-rk4ju]

Alex uh isn't the universe way bigger than the galaxy?

[@rockytheafg]

Micro Wave lool You are correct sir.

[@astrocutie37]

I love when host's have like there best celeb friend... Fallon and Timberlake, Kimmel and Damon, Ellen and everybody

[@MisterJanDaMan]

ellen and bieber

[@SomeNiceMovies]

MisterJanDaMan Ellen and Jennifer Aniston

[@astrocutie37]

or Taylor Swift

[@MisterJanDaMan]

SomeNiceMovies lol honestly i dont watch much ellen but it always seemed like she liked bieber

[@SomeNiceMovies]

MisterJanDaMan Sure, but Jennifer and Ellen have been close friends for *alot* longer :)

[@texxxxxxxx]

Emily Blunt is just too good. Look how fantastically she acts for a joke!

[@LeWildSister]

Filippo Minonzio it's no big deal jeez

[@LeWildSister]

Filippo Minonzio stop fangirling

[@angeleyes_1412]

Emily ‘Is this a pity reading?’ Jimmy ‘No you are here on your own merits.’ Killed me 😂😂😂

[@patricktodd6597]

Emily Blunt is so gorgeous

[@SunGawdRa]

+patrick todd Just about to write the exact same thing.

[@Eminem4Ever107]

She's like the skinny version le Adelle xD

[@techguy2377]

patrick todd is that the chick from Thumbnail?

[@shawngosse2315]

patrick todd damm straight

[@welcometolife4237]

That I like to poop in her mouth

[@NelliKuukeriful]

I love this "feud" Jimmy and Matt have.

[@88omair]

Kimmel is WAY funnier than Fallon, don't know why he has less subscribers and views on his videos.

[@MsJondde]

I guess it's because Fallon appeals more to the younger audience with his fake laugh and suck-up attitude. ;)

[@victormartins1675]

+Jondde--Mr and Fallon has the snl cred.

[@marielizapaniagua7288]

Man, why do you have to compare them, they are funny in their own way. And I have crush on my Fallon and I can still admit that Kimmel is funny in his own way just like Colbert, Stuart, John Oliver and even Conan. But I will always prefer Fallon because I don't know, he seems so genuine and super excited all the time plus he's very creative and very nice in person too and he is in NYC.

[@MsJondde]

Marieliza Paniagua In my opinion, him being super excited just makes him not seem genuine. Why did you say "even Conan" by the way? (:

[@oranjizer]

+Marieliza Paniagua CREATIVE??? Did you use creative and Fallon in the same sentence? Fallon is the LEAST creative but the BEST ACTOR among talk show hosts. So his SNL cred does it for him. He is only good at acting and skits and singing, playing games with celebrities, thats good and all but not one bit better of a talk show host with his FAKE laughter and ass licking.

[@1kingofutube]

I met Matt in a los vegas bathroom at a restaurant and I shook his hand after he dropped a douce and then I made him take a picture with me in that same bathroom lol! one of the coolest things ever lol

[@guydudeness6155]

yikes

[@johnhoward9103]

Bet you haven't washed your hand since! #gross!!!

[@ryanscottnix]

Pics or it didn't happen. Just kidding! I believe you, and that's a cool story.

[@Ricksta103]

***** Let's see it.

[@dianewinchester2930]

This is why I support co-ed bathrooms.

[@kylahong7523]

"You can't do that to the camera" but your husband does that Emily

[@AmidaNyorai48]

😆😆

[@shalujain7895]

This comment is sooo underrated!!!

[@naveenkumarsr7847]

Office reference 😄

[@TheActingAddict]

In the "We Bough a Zoo" audition clip there's a lamp in the background, ... I have that lamp. It's a good lamp.

[@SalvableRuin]

Do you love lamp?

[@davidmurphy8364]

***** Zing!

[@goldenfugnugget]

Emma Stephens Lamp was played by Matt Damon coincidentally.

[@yazmine4334]

Omg I have that lamp too

[@robertgarcia7024]

I love lamp.

[@4scoops182]

"If the movie was called suck on you he'd do it" 😂

[@MsSHINeeTVXQSuju]

"if the movie was 'suck on you' he'd do it" OMG XD haha!!!

[@zachrulesandiscool]

Haha xD Actor: "Can we just get Matt Damon to do it? He'll probably do it" Jimmy Kimmel: "Yea if maybe if the movie is called suck on you he'll do it" That was hysterical xD

[@tdugong]

Poor Greg Kinnear, reduced to just that 'actor'.

[@andrejristic4956]

"Actor" lmao thats a powerful indirect burn

[@tguf456]

​​@@tdugongI also can't believe he was reduced to "actor". He was well-known by the time that commenter made that post. Pretty cool they got him on w/Emily Blunt. I loved Stuck On You and enjoyed The Adjustment Bureau

[@baotienduong]

omg matt damon is the best

[@edumalafaia11]

The best Jimmy show was when Matt Damon was taking it over.

[@adamdessouky]

H

[@JohanCruyff-the-Dutch-GOAT]

Well this jimmy Kimmel vs Matt Damon thing has really elevated his show!

[@ni_co523]

I love how emily can play along when pranking jimmy

[@andrewlawrence7066]

Love Emily Blunt

[@1kamphof]

for every 10 actresses I detest there is one I really like, enter Emily blunt

[@andrewlawrence7066]

sarge jackson True that

[@andrewlawrence7066]

+monu2619993 LOL Liverpool is the greatest

[@gilliansullivan1504]

Does anyone else wanna see Fallon and Kimmel trade Matt Damon and Justin Timberlake for one episode to make each other jealous or am I just weird?

[@sophies9978]

Oh my god can they please

[@scottab140]

Gillian Sullivan It's your fantasy...

[@iluvparamore3045]

Gillian Sullivan this is the greatest idea ever

[@scottab140]

Funny how well they like being "entertainers."

[@robertjzhao]

Gillian Sullivan sure! as soon as Fallon gets much much more funnier.

[@chipzdara]

I think the biggest talent an actor should have is the ability to hold back their laughter when it’s physically impossible. Respect ✊

[@itkojecockot]

love how Matt Damon is always Jimmy's favorite "diss person" LMAO

[@berenbrunelli3916]

When you think you cannot love these two more.... you see this and then...😂❤😍

[@yanniesays]

Matt Damon basically put Kimmel's show on the A-list. Hahaha

[@saar144]

totally

[@Nitro192192]

Jimmy's face at 1:06 when the camera turns to him, lmao. Priceless

[@sharonjensen3016]

"Not happy, Matt!"

[@izzyr9590]

God love the ending where MD sprays fire extinguisher thing on to JK. JK looks so vulnerable when he cringed away

[@warrenfeagins6555]

"Is this like a pity reading or something???" 😂😂😂😂

[@timtwotone3561]

Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon are both great sports! Bless them!🤣🤣🤣👍🙏

[@alexanderbutler2989]

"have you done this before?" the number of times ive been asked that by a woman...

[@rahuljoshirahulmagic]

"That's what she said"

[@maximusdecimusmeridius5492]

Emily Blunt is beautiful

[@nudifiedstudios]

jimmy has for sure become the funniest host out there by the years!!!

[@jokesterr119]

@Nor Kimmel have better skits, Conan is funnier by himself, Fallon has nice music, and Ferguson is overall jus a fun show to watch and def feels more relxed!

[@alexanderfarah]

Nor Norranun Graham Norton as well, it's literally just him and a bunch of celebrities having a chat :P

[@KirstenNoe]

Nor Norranun Jimmy Kimmel for sure! he's my fave :)

[@ryanscottnix]

jokesterr119 I like it when people are able to point out the unique, positive differences between subjects without degrading any of them. Well done, and I agree!

[@Aceinfinity-le8zc]

That aged badly!

[@TotalElipse]

Kimmel told so many jokes with his mouth taped in this episode, one of the best late night episodes all time.

[@echolot]

emily blunt is a goddess.

[@welcometolife4237]

Shes blunt meh

[@scflyer55]

If Jimmy was in THOSE movies, then I'd watch them.

[@TheCrimson147]

i wish it went like this for weeks lol

[@vars280287]

How do you like them.... apples? OMG that was hilarious!

[@erkutsoyer4970]

An urban legend says Jimmy auditioned for Dr. Mann too.

[@anadominguez8925]

its called a "rumor"

[@7833ana]

If Matt Damon took over the show, retitle it: "The Matt Damon Show" or "Matt Damon Live"

[@7833ana]

Chris L "The Shia LaBeouf Show" or "The LaBeouf Show". And "Shia LaBeouf Live" or "LaBeouf Live".

[@Suriosinfiltro]

"The stupidos show" with the apex predator and chris l

[@Zamolxes77]

... and the mascot of the show should be the puppet version of Matt Daemon from Team America. "Matt Daaaemon"

[@cinemacynic980]

Or "Maaaatt Daaaaamooooon"

[@cinemacynic980]

That's weird I sent this back in July 2014 and some how it says I sent it Feb 5th.

[@pacovl46]

"Jimmy Kimhole" LOLLLLL

[@saevarbach]

*Jenny Kimhole

[@bijibadness]

man, Emily Blunt is GORGEOUS

[@devilhdante]

Emily Blunt is so pretty!

[@SuperChuckRaney]

Emily Blount is the best one. I can't tell if she knows who Jimmy is or not.

[@JCJW101]

They've been neighbours in real life for about 4 years, watch the Christmas prank episode.

[@HBarnill]

Emily spent so much money to prank him. Meanwhile, back in Africa...

[@thingthang2904]

Henry Barnill ...two African children are enjoying Emily Blunt's pranks on Kimmel. It's the only positive thing in their lives. *fixed :)

[@Elithrae]

What amazes me is how people think its an actual feud. They're both in on it together to make people laugh and it is awesome.

[@torresmat10]

Emily getting mad at Jimmy for looking at the camera like that's not what her husband did for 8 years

[@zinhlemkhonza7001]

Underrated comment 😭😭😭

[@zukilover2]

Did they just call him Jimmy Kim Hole? 4:01

[@GlassDoorGuy]

+zukilover2 Even better. It was Jenny Kimhole :D

[@TheManInThe5uit]

+zukilover2 You also missed the Kammel, and Kimble xD

[@MrRandomCheeseGuy]

That was a nice catch, zuki! (I hope this didn't sound sarcastic.)

[@imarsonance4512]

zukilover2 they called him Jenny Kim hole

[@bg11211]

I saw that too on the director thing, that was freaking hilarious

[@TimKatungi]

The gift that keeps on giving

[@Vinstinctify1]

Awesome of emily to show in this!

[@yunush]

The fire extinguisher part... Jimmy did that to Matt when he had the whole cast for “The Monuments Men” on his show

[@Alex-jg2bc]

Matt has yet to be given an interview but I think he’s been on more Kimmel episodes than another guest 😂

[@pjyabut5609]

this series is getting better and better

[@marshaljones9591]

Their feud is the most hilarious thing ever.

[@scriptgee5176]

This feud is just a blessing

[@William_Unknown]

still better love story and acting then all of the twilight movies

[@darrylbrown8253]

oh god yes

[@lynnhoward5846]

I agree! A fabulous combo of funny people...a dream team.

[@meredithrice6029]

Do you like apples? I have them! Hahahahaha😂😂😂

[@wesleyt.stinnett3180]

Amanda McClure

[@kmboojitsu21]

I like how J Kimmel always gets ppl to play along w/ his skits and has fun with them. I enjoy his show the most of any late night probably. If he ever wants me to cameo, I'm down....

[@esters90]

"He didn't say spoiler alert!" Matt: "I'm sorry..Spoiler alert." Sprays him*😂😂😂😂😂🙈😂

[@madeiraislander]

1:00 "So, he hates me..." Jimmy nods in the background XDD

[@hitplay780]

I love the banter with these two 😂😂😂

[@johnnyloxley4457]

Lol absolutely love Matt Damon 🤘

[@kingofthering3343]

I thought the "I swear to God, if I even feel somebody behind me, there is no measure to how fast and to how hard I will bring this fight to your doorstep!" line was from The Bourne Identity not the Bourne Ultimatum.

[@DonnieDin]

You're absolutely correct

[@kingofthering3343]

Adam Nixdorf I thought so

[@kristinradams7109]

Damn. Nice catch!

[@ethanmiller1581]

Jimmy is the man... they need to bring he man show back!

[@TurnaboutKing]

The Bourne Audition lol

[@MrVee24]

They r clearly amazing friends Imagine having a friendship that great.Beautiful thing :) "You know its animated right?" lol.

[@JhaxizDesigns]

Since all of this fight between them is a lie I do actually believe their friendship is AMAZING

[@michaelbilgen2976]

I died when Matt sprayed Jimmy with that fire extinguisher.

[@JesusGodHolySpirit3]

Lol I love JIMMY Kimmel :D

[@sarahhamza8140]

I will always love the feud between Jeremy and Matt

[@requiem052710]

We gotta admit, we love the feud between that and this

[@angelolouisinoferio3130]

He's trying to make a Jim Halpert moment with Jim's real life wife 😂

[@DJLOZO]

Finally. Matt gets his own show. laughing out loud 😅🤣😂😆😁😄😃😀🙃😊

[@anindyabhattacharya4878]

Matt Damon invests huge time to keep up this feud

[@Kingbimmy]

Matt always makes me laugh like crazy. Even if it’s a scripted joke, he’s just perfect. 🥹❤️

[@NatoJacobs]

"do you like apples.. I have dem" killed me

[@moriellymoproblems7842]

Haha, they actually got Greg Kinnear to be in the audition.

[@christianalexlea]

+MoRiellyMoProblems Surprised he found time with his busy schedule

[@veechannel4672]

Emily Blunt. She’s mesmerising!

[@kraw3026]

"I'm Jimmy Kimmel.... and I'm Stuck on You" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@evilgary747]

"Well it looks like you've gone..... Interstellar" -Matt Damon, Interstellar

[@subratochakravorty4657]

He literally has his own tie in his mouth as if someone tied it around!!

[@JDH_MUSIC]

Just a boss with the fire extinguisher.

[@thevoiceofus1]

They are such good friends

[@jddiggy2343]

I love Emily blunt she's the best part of this whole thing

[@joaomfvilela]

"No, you're here in your own merit" :D :D

[@StellaAppleRox]

I wish Jimmy Kimmel had the Tonight Show, he has more of a Tonight Show format than drunkass Fallon. Fallon just wants to play games and put himself in everything with stars, which was fine when he had The Jimmy Fallon Show, but Kimmel at least has musical guests and actually interviews his celebrities. This was a hilarious episode when there were so many stars that showed up. I love Kimmel.

[@StellaAppleRox]

Mohd Amerul Aidil Exactly, unlike Fallon. Fallon actually gets pissed if he doesn't get to talk over the guests. I never saw the Tonight Show like that at all. It sucks now. It's just the Jimmy Fallon Show. Even when they do the musical guests with the Roots, Jimmy has to be right in the middle sucking it up with his goofy face and voice. He needs to go.

[@StellaAppleRox]

Mohd Amerul Aidil I don't even bother with Fallo due to that, it's too annoying. I don't know how he even gets guests on there besides his SNL buddies.

[@JesusPulledMeThrough]

I like that he thinks every movie should have the title said in dramatic fashion, while facing the camera. LOL!!!

[@blackcapone187]

3:15 to 3:30 had me on the floor ...who the hell are you?? lmao

[@fxsv7]

I want a friend like Matt 😂😭

[@NoOne-ol6dw]

Plot twist: Jimmy Kimmel really auditioned for every Matt Damon movie and the rivalry is real

[@ria_riaaa]

That's exactly what we're supposed to believe

[@Strimlarn87]

Ok so I have two favorites now. Conan and Kimmel. Been a long long time fan of Conan, but I started watching alot of Kimmel yesterday and noticed how funny he is. This Matt Damon vs Jimmy Kimmel fight is a very funny on-going gag.

[@jim6070]

One time I would like to hear Emily Blunt ask me”have you done this before?”

[@king28leo]

These two are true best friends 😂😂

[@johngregoryhouse]

funniest thing I've ever seen!

[@CassieHW]

THE END PART IS SO AMAZING!!!!!

[@safwanalvi8887]

Matt Damon should actually have a talk show

[@BenAri18]

the adjustment bureau one had me dying of laughter

[@JawJX]

Jimmy Kimmel is so much funnier than the other Jimmy that fakes laugh at everything