Trump Impeachment Trial Slogs On

[@drusmith6463]

good Lord, this bloke Hyde is running for office in CT??? America, what have we done???

[@Lacota1375]

I wouldn't even hire him to work at McDonalds

[@kathleenmitchell1582]

Not after that little performance. He's all done.

[@shawnsisler3743]

@@kathleenmitchell1582 They voted in Trump.

[@ntandosekay]

And after the Trump saga,this guy will win the seat😥

[@BGkeys88]

He knew he had no chance even before deciding to run for Congress....CT is blue

[@FaithMatini]

I’m embarrassed. I mean it keeps happening so you’d think I’d be used to it but it just keeps happening! Please stop! Lol Hyde!!! 😂😂😂

[@NanaYawAforo]

Robert Hyde is now definitely in the running for worst human ever.

[@denyze2263]

Nana Aforo ... Robert Hyde, I think, is very ill.

[@IAmSuzyQ]

And wishing he could Hyde from the law!

[@flynn7274]

Trump still gets first place for worst human being ever.

[@wagonstation3709]

FLYNN I think #3 & Hyde are in a tie!

[@marcusroca7024]

HYDE2024

[@alexh4449]

I remember watching The House of Cards on Netflix a while ago, thinking that show was ridiculous. Now I watch the news about real life politicians and think that the The House of Cards was actually quite realistic.

[@nightknight9415]

George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie." tRump : "I cannot tell the truth." tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"

[@elaineblack7904]

Night Knight Best comment yet!

[@SD-vw2rd]

@McVenison Steaks Like what the FARMERS received,and the TAXPAYERS are paying for ?? Definitions are one thing ...actions from a lying Clown with Bone Spurs are another. he will Bankrupt you all ...like his Casino.

[@nightknight9415]

@McVenison Steaks 👈 Invested in failed tRump steaks because he was poorly educated at tRump University! 😁😄😂🤣

[@nightknight9415]

@@elaineblack7904 Thanks elaine, cheers mate! 🍻🥂👍

[@usuk9316]

Night Knight. 😂😂😂👍👍

[@ld4974]

"President Trump...is a man of his word." My God, how could a human being ever utter those words.

[@DaveGIS123]

How could he utter those words? It's easy. One lie leads to another... "...evildoers and impostors will go from bad to worse, deceiving and being deceived" (2 Timothy 3: 13b).

[@SanGeet0510]

Here's what you missed - that was not a human being that said it

[@hydrogenmissle]

Your num

[@natashavansteelandt4560]

I'm sure Smellary appreciates all the promises he's kept 2 sides to the same coin an anagram literally

[@hydrogenmissle]

@@natashavansteelandt4560 well... he never did promise to save ukrain so theres that

[@shotjohnny]

Hyde thought he was accepting an award or something... with his little cheat-sheet, thanking everyone, including those who *dressed* him... LOL!

[@finnthehuman9426]

God, that was hard to watch! I despise the guy, and still I just felt embarrassed for him it was just that cringey.

[@joeljohn5305]

Who is he ??? Never heard of him... In India...

[@christopherbedford9897]

"The world's most embarrassing best man speech" - spot on. Slightly worse than Zach Galifianakis' lines the night the guys arrive in Vegas in "The Hangover" (2009)

[@dondobbs9302]

@@joeljohn5305 He's another awful clown in the Republican clown car.

[@SiscoTheKiddHollard]

I actually think he did an amazing job of misdirection, the KGB would be proud. Couldn't even be forced to talk about what he was there to be interviewed about.

[@Diffusion8]

OMG Did that Hyde thing really actually happen??!!! That's insane!!!! 😂😂😂

[@doobiesoringes7131]

_PRESIDENT TRUMP ... IS A MAN OF HIS WORD_ Wow, how soul-crushing _that_ must have been.

[@DundyMuffs]

He's doing everything he promised he was going to do. Our economy has never been better. Sounds like a man of his word to me. You must be in a alternate parallel universe or something. Or you just have trouble thinking for yourself so you need Jimmy to tell you

[@jasongoodacre]

What the hell are you talking about? Are you one of those stupid "orange-man bad" people because Trump. Look at the economy dumbo.

[@worxinprogress905]

Will Fitz seen his tax returns he said as soon as audit was over he would release them said he would only hire the best people but his people get fired because he said there not good enough. quit because they are not baby sitter material or go to jail please don’t get up set just saying

[@worxinprogress905]

Jason Goodacre if your going to base if he’s good or bad on the economy only is like saying that cash is a indicator on if someone goes to heaven or hell as long as the money looks right he is ok doesn’t matter about anything else

[@coachmixer8230]

Carl Johnson you just perfectly, albeit inadvertently, captured the disconnect between the right and the left. The left is very concerned with Donald Trump as a person- I don’t think you could find a reasonable (intelligent) person who would argue that he is a model person exhibiting tremendous character- he’s not. He’s arrogant, self-centered, and vindictive. A great deal of conservatives note all of these things, we just don’t care. Who Trump is as a person truly has no palpable impact on our day-to-day lives. Unless we allow them to, his morals have no bearing on how you, me, or anyone else function in America. What does have a noticeable impact on a day to day level is the economy, if and to what extent we are able to provide for our families. In that regard, Trump has undeniably excelled over the past 4 years. So long as the moral turpitudes aren’t reflected in policy & law- why the hell would I care that I wouldn’t want to be friends with him?

[@Xenomurphy]

And let's not forget: It was a PERFECT escalator.

[@Lianne-issa]

Xenomurphy a tremendous escalator... probably the greatest escalator in the world.

[@chemp231]

Forget what?

[@Xenomurphy]

@@chemp231 Sorry, can't remember.

[@Max_Mustermann]

Trump and his supporters probably see the escalator ride as a metaphor - the Chosen One descending from above. I am only half joking.

[@Lianne-issa]

Agolf Twittler thats exactly how they will see it... mental!

[@JeremyPeeples]

Hyde's interview was like a book report done by someone who read the back of the book in passing and somewhat remembered the title of the book - and had to go in front of the class and talk about it for 30 minutes.

[@ray_beas]

that robert hyde dude is like a real-life "between two ferns" skit.

[@usuk9316]

😂😂😂👍

[@53smalltrain]

@J.R. 48 " In November 2019, Hyde was compelled by a magistrate to make child support payments to Jennyfer Morin to support their 13-year old child.He was also sued by Between the Bridges, LLC for failing to pay fees owed to a marina in Old Saybrook, Connecticut in January 2019, and by a landlord in Simsbury, Connecticut in February 2019 over unpaid rent. Hyde violated a restraining order issued by a judge in Washington, D.C., ordering him to stay away from a female Republican political consultant who said Hyde was stalking her, leading police to confiscate three rifles and two shotguns from him." Very impressive guy trying to run the for the office in CT? Such a joke and an insults to the locals.😨😨😨

[@NewMessage]

"Mitch will eventually die of old age..." Don't tortoises famously live for centuries, though?

[@owenwolfco.8344]

Note that tortoises can’t swim, so I wonder what happens if he falls in a pool...

[@emmalancaster2896]

Cheney is still alive. Evil never dies, neither will Cheney and Mitch.

[@SuMBuDDe42oE]

When there is no more room in hell... the dead will walk the earth.

[@chriscripplercruz1833]

Turtle Turtle!!;

[@syntaxerror9994]

The blood sacrifices keep him alive. Hes what... 3,000 now?

[@nshafiee5780]

"His mouth says escalator but his hand says water slide"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrGladiator54321]

Mr Hyde is like those annoying kids at school who want to force you to be their friend

[@talalalwarafi]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah best comment ever!!!!!!

[@Ganjasmoke831]

U need. To stop being judgy

[@e.abrahamovich8981]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wileyschmitt]

Oh no, don't remind me, but you nailed it on the head, he's totally one, and didn't Parnas say that this Hyde guy was always drunk?

[@andresnow769]

MrGladiator54321 a

[@MisterBolticus]

"Down the escalator" should be the title of a book on Trump's effect on America

[@coleenparsons4905]

But his hands say "waterslide".

[@JorgeRodriguez-de6eo]

On the world...

[@MisterBolticus]

Coleen Parsons lmaoooo

[@smiller2044]

Mister Bolticus 😁 you have a knack for titles!

[@MisterBolticus]

S Miller I try my best sir haha have yourself a good day

[@TheGaganPonnappa]

That Robert Hyde interview is the kind of comedy show I want in my life. Almost died laughing. 😂😂😂

[@lauriewesttx6999]

Seriouly!! WTH?!?!?!

[@tylerbrisco9824]

🤣😭☠️

[@quintas66]

"...that beautiful escalator." What kind of lunatic says sh*t like that?!

[@tibaazher2792]

I don't know a physical crazy man

[@trnharris]

A weirdo, like he is

[@usanasingh8430]

Trump went to prestigious college and writes his own speeches

[@ernestroybal]

Well it is.

[@namkhamged]

I cannot believe we're at the point where we have to rely on the whistle blower to give us truthful information. If you have the information, be the whistle blower to save America.

[@P1983sche]

Wow...that interview was BAD. “I wrote these notes in the bathroom.” Is this real life?

[@rubanc7406]

Could have easily been a scene from "The Office"

[@Omar_E11]

BAD, like Michael Jackson. From the grave!

[@thelucasstorm]

Can't make this stuff up - these characters OMG.

[@benim4449]

Lucas Storm blows my mind😦 america is a circus

[@34ccsn]

I agree the Democrats are ridiculous clowns that are destroying the country.

[@tibaazher2792]

Yeah it turns into a circus ,I wonder what that clown is going to do next!!!

[@killingenola]

@@34ccsn Oh you did spell Trump wrong there - democrats are not in power - trump is - you realize that trump is your president so if the country is going downhill its because of him.

[@1stLadyAjavon]

@@killingenola 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@BrandonAlexander-sj2qm]

“Black and White, like Michael Jackson.” What the hell?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nene90047R1]

I can’t believe cuomo let this clown to troll him on his own show. Chris know how to hold his ground for god sake he is an ITA. New Yorker. He’s not Cooper or Wolf Come on Chris you’re my go to guy when it comes to throwing punches and hard blows.

[@Kermit_T_Frog]

A troll who looked like he was about to have a heart attack.

[@tcg4111]

as soon as he brought up the fredo nonsense, cuomo should've known that this knucklehead had NO intention of answering any of his questions and turned on the offensive and trolled him right back like he does with kelly anne...and it would've been SO EASY too! ahhh opportunity missed Cuomo, opportunity missed...

[@nighthawk0077]

I can. Cuomo is a no talent CNN yes man.

[@nhokonhokopuala]

My friend... That is not trolling, if anything he was the trolled, when a dumdumb is allowed to talk freely, it usually says stupid things... Think it like a fart inside the elevator, in the end out we all know who did it...

[@ieatgremlins]

Coumo is a joke, what’s new?

[@raymondkymsuttle]

He came down the escalator... it’s like he’s trying to compare his escalator to Washington crossing the Delaware 🤦‍♂️

[@alanheyes694]

Indeed. Well, in his defense... a large percentage of Republicans believe he is a greater President than Abraham Lincoln 😂 He can probably get away with a little mythologising. Which boggles the mind.

[@lorenrenee1]

I don’t think Trump knows enough us history to know about that. The last book he read was... ... ... Who are we kidding, Don the Con is functionally illiterate. Which isn’t the worst because there was books on tape and and audible [ sic] but still... nada.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Hell, somebody compared him to Jesus!

[@hancocki]

Well he is the Chosen One after all so forget the Delaware, the Escalator is more like Moses coming down from the Mountain

[@doobiesoringes7131]

Courage Karnga lol, well he _is_ the son of Fred Christ Trump, afterall.

[@kublakhan1334]

Since when was coming down an escalator a great achievement ?

[@Lacota1375]

When you think about it, it kind of reflects his presidency. America is moving ever downward, and he's just standing there doing nothing but going along for the ride.

[@DundyMuffs]

You obviously don't live in the US. If you did you would know we've been going up ever since Trump got elected

[@njosborne6152]

Kubla Khan When he doesn’t trip on his dress😂

[@kublakhan1334]

Will Fitz , Take a little look at Trump’s past Will , he’s been scamming people his whole life. Not to mention that he does not possess a single redeeming human quality. Start with Trump University and the charities he stole from Will.

[@Lacota1375]

@@DundyMuffs Did Fox News tell you that?

[@littleentn7387]

"Escalator" doesn't sound like a real word anymore.

[@tanitaindelicato5649]

Fitting. Sounds fake like the fake president traitor 45.

[@fredflintstone9657]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@traceysouth1047]

ha , I know right, I was thinking the same thing.

[@Cricketjo76]

Totally agree!

[@fredflintstone9657]

S-cullateher....that's how he spells it. That's why he waves his arms in that s-shape....

[@CC-vw1cs]

wow - that interview .... cringe factor thru' the roof !

[@kathleenmitchell1582]

That stricken look on Chris' face - priceless.

[@guadaluperincon1889]

My face fell off!how embarrassing!!WTF!!

[@kathleenmitchell1582]

@TheTruthMatters! Cuz it's fun. He did try to get the GOP talking points in at the very end - good economy, high stock market. Trainwreck.

[@chukwudiilozue9171]

Chris should have pulled a Maxine Waters. "reclaiming my time"

[@byLizee]

C C definitely.

[@ShortFuseFighting]

"i came down that escalator, that *BEAUTIFUL* escalator" lol

[@marcexner1631]

If any author came up with someone like this Hyde guy they would get dismissed for being too unrealistic.

[@susiecolorado3821]

"will somebody get grandpa to Golden Corral already??" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@youngjojo3052]

Whenever I’m having a bad day, I just go on KZbin and watch something about trump because I know he’s going to say something stupid that’s going to make me laugh, and he never disappoints. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CyframerEX]

Good point tbh lol

[@ccmarcum]

I do the same thing every evening, so I can then get some peaceful sleep. KZbin gives me hope that we may be able to live though this eventually--that it won't just go on forever.

[@maxnullifidian]

If you expect Trump to be disappointing, you won't be disappointed.

[@jimmytran3350]

His an idiot.. Too bad it affects the rest of the World. The man is dangerous. So is the people behind his back

[@icemancometh8679]

Well good Lord about the first time somebody pisses him off he goes on Twitter and rants for 3 hours you're bound to find something I thought he was supposed to be our president when did he ever do presidential things?

[@Omar_E11]

I seriously thought that CNN interview was acted out. It's just too embarrassing.

[@australien6611]

Man that guy was hard to watch

[@joezanella8949]

Mr. Hyde is clearly prime GOP material.

[@usuk9316]

Lol

[@IrishRepoMan]

That was embarrassing to watch. He'll never be invited back.

[@creekwalker62]

16K lies! Yeah, he's a man of his word.

[@slactweak]

Yeah, but at least he's [a] consistent [LIAR].

[@Hpalhazred]

Usa is a fascinating country! Forget about comedy shows, just watch the news.

[@wagonstation3709]

This "interview" was worse, much worse, than even the bizarre Nunberg interview! "They want all my emails to roger stone! I'll never turn on him!"

Hahaha forgot that one!!!👍🤪

[@romap830]

All I can say is.... Im sooooooooo glad to be CANADIAN

[@seriesjunkie0074]

I'm glad that I'm an American either!

[@Bookcity300]

I wish I were!

[@areis7415]

he was just resting his eyes... lol Loved the "With me, there's no lying, no nothing... they *don't even* have a crime", as if a crime was less important than lying... lmao

[@havocisomegathegigaddiappl9560]

Where the hell did they get this guy from . what rock did they dig robert hyde up from ...... His speech is so incoherent..he's part of the government..my nephew is 8 and speaks better than him😂😂😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@florete2310]

9:24 Hyde really forgot to thank his mom...😂

[@Bigbrotheriswatchingus]

But honestly, we have all the material. They don’t have the material.” Republican rules..Rules. Republican Judge, Republican Jury, Republican Senate majority.And Mitch McConnell. The acquittal papers were signed weeks ago. They all just have to go through the motions to appear to be earning their salaries.And yell at each other a bit to prove how amazing they all are and get some votes and keep their cushy jobs

[@jasonedison4667]

IQ highest ever . good ideas .

[@SLCtica]

Agreed but for the American electorate this will be a defining moment. This trial will set forth a legal precedent which Republicans can use today and anyone can use tomorrow.

[@Poleeze1]

Well... depending on how it turns out later this year. He might also become the first ever to be re-elected after being impeached. The man has a knack for setting records, I noticed. And personally, I think bankruptcy is way more devastating than impeachment

[@marcusgonzalez6390]

Mr. Hyde made those notes in the bathroom after the huge line he just took.

[@RationalThinker1859]

And it didn't seem to help either!

[@averyhealy4877]

The escalator ride from The Simpson’s?

[@JenniferMenendez522]

That's exactly what I was thinking.🤣

[@AngelOfMusic20]

That's the only "escalator ride" I remember 🤷‍♀️

[@njosborne6152]

Avery Healy Like a child bride😂

[@connieharper5363]

"I told you to hold on to the rail, I asked you to not spit over the side."

[@AlexSeverinski]

More like the escalator to nowhere, which seems like the perfect metaphor for those working for Chump.

[@raygan777able]

Whoa! Good luck, America! You gonna really really need it.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

So Jimmy’s instinct is to open up Twitter when there’s an earthquake... Same honestly

[@couragekarnga8735]

Better than listening to Trump.

[@Aztec723]

Liar

[@lelouchkyro1938]

I find you in anime videos now I find you here?!

[@tricktaylor]

"Growing pains?"

[@mndy129]

@@lelouchkyro1938 I was just about to say...

[@ScandalCuracao]

Wow. That interview actually happened? WOW

[@LelynnsSquirrels]

riddle me this... if Lev Parnas CAN'T b trusted, then WHY did THEY trust HIM, with SO MUCH??

[@noahesills]

The Simpsons knew about that “escalator” before he did it

[@markrothery5720]

The escalator isn't magic Mountain 😂

[@njosborne6152]

mark rothery It is for him.

[@kathleenmitchell1582]

@@njosborne6152 Yeah, like riding down an escalator is a great skill! LMAO. 😎

[@njosborne6152]

Kathleen Mitchell Easy for you to say, when his bone spur got caught in his coronation gown made for Clinton😂🤣🤪

[@layne721]

In some other universe, some other dimension of reality, Chris Farley is alive and getting a phone call from Lorne Michaels to fly back to NYC to do this guy in the cold open this saturday night.

[@IAmSuzyQ]

The sketch of Lindsey Graham would just be an empty desk, as he wasn't even there most of the time today. I guess that makes it easier for him to say he didn't see or hear and reason to convict and remove Trump. 🙄 How convenient.

[@herglawrmr33]

Little Lindsay must have some real dirty skeletons in his closet to be the extreme level of a two faced hypocrite that he has chosen to be thus far.

[@IAmSuzyQ]

@@herglawrmr33 Yep! He went from saying, "If you want to make America great, tell Donald Trump to go to HELL!", to presidential ball washer, in one day; the 2016 election day. 🙄 It really is pathetic, and history won't be good to him or anyone else blindly defending Trump; The Lyin' King.

[@iDGF999]

He was there. You just couldn't see him because he's so tiny.

[@iccus62]

he'll be there for the vote,as they a ll will. To them, this is an inconvenience and they already know the ending.They are trying to jump through all the necessary hoops first.

[@tanitaindelicato5649]

I donated to his opponent to remove him

[@MindGem]

I remember I had a Great Escalator ride once.

[@xymonau2468]

WTF? How did Robert Hyde get to any place of prominence? He's got nothing.

[@jules7558]

He's definitely at rock bottom. There's only two ways to go from here.

[@xymonau2468]

@@jules7558 Well, he has been on a downward trajectory for his entire life, morally speaking. Power has just brought out his real personality. Some third world country should thank the US for keeping this one at home.

[@chewyjello1]

I'm guessing by Russian money laundering. And he's not really in any place of prominence. He's running for congress even though the GOP asked him not to. He was in the Trump crowd because of donating lots of money (even though he was behind on child support). I don't even know if he's employed at the moment. He is a sad case.

[@lisajcrawford]

From the day I came down the escalator! Famous Escalator!!! Omg!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lon.BedStuyforLife]

Oh my goodness, it was painful to watch that interview with Cuomo. Where does the Trump administration find these people?

[@jhonker2416]

6:07 FrOm THe DaY I CaME dOwN tHE EsCalATOr !!! 😂😂😂

[@bardylon]

Lol Hyde sounds like he’s accepting an award

[@kindlin]

An award that he doesn't know what it is nor why he got it and has to make everyone that got it for him feel proud.

[@abdulalimuhammad4144]

Your one of the best 🌟🌟🌟💯💯

[@xsrclose3207]

Lmao!!! "Now with me, there was no lying" Im using that forever! Every time I go down a beautiful escalator I am going to shout that took the world!

[@JHA6100]

Stunning

[@TaiwanisMoving]

His campaign logo HYDE has the E in white, blue, and red stripes. The Russian flag! Are you kidding me? You can't make this up

[@tanitaindelicato5649]

The GOP are all traitors

[@Sargethe1st]

I noticed the oddity but not direct reference. Nice catch... and you’re right. What’s unbelievable is all those ppl who blindly support him... there no reasonable explanation except the concept of being “willingly ignorant”. Cheers!

[@kellymm7630]

Over 100 tweets , let that sink in !!! God help you over across the pond

[@anthonybissonnette4833]

Schiff killed it

[@couragekarnga8735]

He really did!

[@angelnazario5370]

Agree

[@emmalancaster2896]

Yup

[@yanizle]

His facts: “he cheats” “cheating” Totally killed it

[@bdogg20101]

I was not sleeping. I was staring at the inside of my eyelids.

[@azae00Vids]

this is one of those movies where I would normally just skip to the ending

[@indigowolf556]

Oh My God...😵😵😵😵

[@reknown123]

7:23 WRONG! Melania had candle lit dinner with the pool boy.

[@aamgdp]

only the best people!!!

[@simonbishop5880]

Chris Cummo man, talk about how it sucks to be the only sober guy at the party

[@Cherisilverfox]

That train of thought never arrived at the station!! Choo Choo!!! 🚂

[@Sapphire-Sky]

Man, I would love to honor that "Famous escalator" by throwing up all over it!!🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

[@Lacota1375]

I don't like throwing up, so I'll settle for pissing on it.

[@darkblack7242]

I'LL piss on it

[@Sapphire-Sky]

@@Lacota1375 That works too, we can do both!! LOL 🤣😂🤣

[@Jillians1025]

@@Sapphire-Sky I say we lightss it on fiyahhh! 🔥.. Jk that's a lil extreme. Maybe just pee/puke on it 🤷‍♀️

[@wagonstation3709]

I had NO idea where you were going with that one... Until I scrolled down! : P

[@tumisechriss]

Growing up in a developing African country, I was taught in basic and high school that USA is the epitome of moderrn day democracy which should be the aspirational standard of all world countries. I am not American but I was proud to be in a world where a country like America exists. However, seeing the despicable actions of an incontrollable President and his cohorts now makes me wonder which country teachers will teach my nieces and nephews about. Which other nation cantruly combine the inherent values that defines real freedom and progress like the United states? I hope for America during this heartbreaking time! If America loses her way, perhaps the world will too! :(

[@lorenrenee1]

Chris Farley would have had a field day with that guy.

[@up2itru]

Listen closely my children and YOU SHALL HEAR!

[@tedcabana]

The only bipartisan agreement that whole event was... "Let's take a Break"

[@anirudhshroff7612]

So much love for the escalator 😂👏🏻

[@iiz67]

the constitution is dead, may it rest in peace.... sad.

[@davew5383]

WOW Now I'm feeling that I missed out on a great moment in history...... I never got to see the famous escalator ride, I didn't even know it happened until now. I can't wait to see him taking his infamous escalator ride back up where he came from🙂

[@icemancometh8679]

It's called a God complex he makes all this money and brags he doesn't pay any taxes cuz he wouldn't be smart if he did.

[@AnnieWarbux]

Love ya Jimmy!! Thank you for bringing light to what these Monster Traitor Republicans do!!

[@AnnieWarbux]

🎯🎯🎯🎯Trump is GUILTY!!

[@DundyMuffs]

Can't wait to watch Jimmy's show after Trump gets re-elected 😂👍🇺🇸

[@hotterone1127]

@@DundyMuffs Sorry Buddy but Trump will not serve a 2nd term. Millions didn't vote in last election because they thought it was a slam dunk for Clinton but they WILL be voting in the upcoming election and it won't be for Trump. From your comments it looks like you are doing well under this Administration but most people are not feeling the trickle down effects though the top 1% have done best of all. FYI this article might be of interest to you : "When it comes to the Donald Trump presidency, nonvoters are just as responsible as verified 2016 voters for the presidential election results, according to a new study from the Pew Research Center. The study notes an important statistic: four in 10 Americans who were eligible to vote did not do so in 2016. And by taking the unique (and uniquely valuable) step of validating those who claimed they voted, Pew researchers were able to determine who actually voted and who did not. Breaking out these categories into hard data makes it clear: Nonvoters in 2016 had just as much to do with establishing the Trump presidency as actual voters." - Courtesy of Forbes 500 Magazine and Pew Research Institute.

[@45green1]

I must say Jimmy, you are one of my favourites, you always put a smile on my face, great delivery, love you sir, I’m in Paris by the way, I wake up with your monologue !

[@ehenne55]

Tump *waves hand* this is not the escalator you’re looking for.

[@fearless4him595]

Wow that’s a pretty profile picture.

[@mybeat667]

"...and if you don't support that, you are a monster." Come on, Jimmy. You don't know what else I support that easily aleviates my monstrosity.

[@tropicalaquarium5807]

Not only did he come down the escalator, he is ‘The Escalator’, successfully escalating tensions with many countries.

[@butcharmstrong9645]

OMG that Hyde dude! what a flippin FREAK!!!

[@greenvilleobserver9431]

I wish he would go back up that now famous escalator

[@Quickmilt]

Hyde are you Buzzed! 🥴 🤣 🤪 🤭

[@kathleenmitchell1582]

Lev Parnas did say that Robert Hyde is always drunk. Lev didn't lie and Hyde is a disaster. Bet Chris wasn't expecting an acceptance speech from Hyde like he was at the Academy Awards.

[@maniahazel8176]

I don’t think I will ever see/hear anything as genuinely hilarious as that Hyde interview for as long as I live.

[@themousethatroared3371]

All hail Lord Dampnut of Bonespur who descended the Escalator from Mount Olympus to Rule over us with hisTiny Fist and Grace us with his Orange Malevolence! Oh Mighty Escalator!

[@NoCultsPlease]

The Mouse that Roared ... LOLOL

[@lisajcrawford]

I'm dead... NO LYING! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This guy.

[@waynejohnson493]

i would love to see bolton testify

[@trapptours6679]

That was gold 👍😅

[@porschecollector727]

"Black and White, like Michael Jackson!" I seriously can't believe I am hear this in 2020

[@Omar_E11]

Felt like I was taken back to 2005 with that. Luckily Kimmel didn't go full 2005 comedian mode.

[@Favour.olastephen]

An hourglass escalator💔💔...ohh Trump😭😭🤣🤣

[@greatavgustyn969]

This dude is so lucky that his show hasn't be taken down yet. In the Philippines, a news channel known as ABS-CBN, which is one of the main news channels in the country is about to get shutdown because they didnt post ads which the President told them to advertise. Because of that, they lost most of their staff. Im just glad Jimmy still has a job after all that

[@audreykennedy8891]

Rob Hyde is very very strange. And that's an understatement.

[@rich_buckeye]

Cipollone: "President Trump..." (throws up a little in mouth) "...is a man of his word."

[@ramonaestrada601]

Rich J 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

[@RafeeqManalody]

Probably trump himself wrote that sentence for him

[@jbodden6977]

sure, I believe that, as long as the word is part of or entirely a lie...

[@Neroakasoulja]

Maaaan, so much crap he is letting out...You’d have to flush 5,6,7,8,9,10 TIMES!