Jimmy Kimmel & Jason Bateman Guess “Who’s High?” with Special Guest Jeff Ross

We play a game back in LA where we talk to pedestrians and try to determine through a series of questions and observations which of the three of them is high. Since marijuana is legal in New York now, we thought it would be fun to try here - in our first-ever Brooklyn edition of “Who’s High?” with help from Jason Bateman and a surprise contestant Jeff Ross.
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[@jennamarcello7294]

Bobby sunglasses is my father ! Go dad LOL too funny 😂❤️

[@enidwellness100]

Aw staaap it he so cute! Haha

[@jennamarcello7294]

Hahaha Aw thank you !!❤️

[@lisab9541]

He's a cute papa!

[@dillinger445]

he's a cool dude from what i can tell.. he seems funky

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

Happy to see that at least somewhere in the U.S., there are people keeping the "seems like a used car dealer" line alive. 😎

[@yaemin8758]

"the you're not high but you're annoying mary" TOOK ME OUT LMAOOO

[@ekingston1694]

Jason Bateman, best guest ever!!! Great hair ❤

[@rickemmet1104]

Jeff Ross isn't Roasting, he's BAKING! And Jason, keep telling those stories, they're funny as hell.

[@billmesheimer1513]

Bong impression, very nice

[@haplopatryn5586]

“Mary Royall is high on life cause she has a bitchin double name” lol

[@SwaggerChiick1]

I really didn't understand how she was pronouncing her name.

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

That was kind of Jason to give her a little compliment, after Jimmy called her annoying. Man, she is really pretty, though; kinda looks like a young Courteney Cox.

[@avitallichtenfeld813]

I know it was probably a guest appearance but I really want to believe Cousin Sal just randomly ran into Jeff Ross on the streets of NYC and was like "you're probably high, wanna make a guest appearance on Kimmel?"

[@AtypicalPaul]

Jason is one of the best! Love him

[@HH-gv8mx]

I never realized how funny he was.

[@DanielNewhoff]

I've come to appreciate Jason Bateman like a fine aging wine. Who remembers It's Your Move! This dude has been Mr TV for decades

[@karlschneider9479]

He was hilarious as the dtoned color commentator in Dodge Ball.

[@DanielNewhoff]

I remember! Hilarious. First class guy, success story.

[@karlschneider9479]

@@DanielNewhoff Stoned is what I meant. Made "brownies" today.

[@DanielNewhoff]

Right. He has so many memorable roles

[@dorenemadrzykowski8426]

Can Jason get any better looking,??? My goodness 🤩

[@enidwellness100]

Seriously. He’s 🥵

[@somerset8088]

Jason: Because she’s an art teacher? Jimmy: No because she has no pupils whatsoever. Jimmy’s puns are lightning fast😂

[@billmesheimer1513]

Apt Pupil

[@HH-gv8mx]

No the best was when Jason claimed that Jeff the roast master was high on weed, the man Dressed as Batman? was high on acid and Mary was high on life because she’s got a bitchin double name. I never realized how funny Jason was. Period

[@hospicedragon96]

Jeff is a trip and I thinks Jimmy had a good Brooklyn education

[@LindaC616]

From Brooklyn High....pun intended

[@rayrunn]

Jason’s bong impression LMAO

[@josephprovencher6345]

Either a really good actor or KNEW it all to well, love it Either way.

[@bernlin2000]

@@josephprovencher6345 He was a teen idol...so I suspect he had access to whatever drug he wanted, and many he didn't 🤣

[@josephprovencher6345]

@@bernlin2000 I agree with that and I also believe 420 should be legal over alcohol or just legal period lol!

[@stephen9609]

I could tell Moira was high from the second they all walked in haha

[@pamelatimmins1055]

That was so funny, Jimmy got them both.

[@dyent]

I don't think anyone has ever looked as high as Jeff Ross.

[@PADS62]

I'm in the dark over here, plus I've got a horrible memory. Who is Jeff Ross? 🥴

[@HH-gv8mx]

@@PADS62 The comedian who roasts people.

[@PADS62]

@@HH-gv8mx Thanks 😊

[@adamgreenlee1150]

Lmao Jeff and sal just ran into traffic bruh

[@WTFisthe911]

I love Jimmy in Brooklyn !!!

[@JennyLouLou]

Love both Jason Bateman and Jimmy Kimmel ❤️

[@bernlin2000]

2:36 Damn... Christopher is FUNNY 🤣

[@strawberry_lacroix]

no he’s not

[@christophersheikbomba3173]

I’m super late but thank you 😁♥️

[@budrich2773]

Kimmel hitting those 710lab prerolls with the rigtoni tips !

[@ironmurs6903]

Fitness & weed go hand & hand babay! Get high & strength train, get high & run, get high & swim, c’mon! Let’s roll!

[@alcxa]

jeff needs to be interviewed NOW

[@Alex-vz7qk]

No

[@zincerish]

He needs eyebrows NOW!! 😂😂

[@UTUBE3JC]

No u

[@UTUBE3JC]

@@zincerish he has alapetia

[@twinklinglicin]

@@UTUBE3JC GI Joe joke, anyone?

[@shelbywilder7321]

Moira is Kristen Wiig’s long lost sister! They have such similar voices, features, awkward-funny personality, and even the smile and way her body moves when she laughs! I knew it was her that was high too 😆❤️

[@thomasanders1314]

Exactly! It should be legal everywhere. It's the safest drug after tea and coffee;)

[@stopcommentingshit]

Have you not seen what coffee does to your teeth and heartrate 😬 Id say weed and tea but tea has caffeine so its all abit tekky

[@LindaC616]

Yeah, but when the smell is stuck to your clothes and you reek of it, pls try to stay out of Walmart and the grocery store, cause some of us have reactions to it (asthma, etc). Buy your snacks before

[@enidwellness100]

What are you going on about. My vape smells like nothing.

[@rachelflax1963]

Weed is safer than alcohol so I've never understood why that's legal but weed is only beginning to become legal.

[@roguesheep3083]

If jeffs out of bed, he's high 😄

[@tracksuit111]

Do you fight crime? NEVER!

[@OriginalGabriel]

Robert was gin drunk, definitely gin drunk. And I knew Moira was stoned from the get go just from her body language

[@FranklyGamingYT]

Robert is my uncle. He doesn't drink, he's just crazy, lol.

[@KevinMcAssaler]

Jeff looks like Darth Vader without the helmet

[@gumboslice09]

Haha he'd appreciate this joke 🤣🤣

[@drphot6050]

Sal we need those photos!

[@kb1kos]

I quickly noticed Moira's eyes were bloodshot.

[@bryanmannoia8410]

far too easy. Jason Bateman is a great actor and a seemingly likable guy.

[@NewMessage]

Me. The answer's always me.

[@mtraven23]

i really hope "through the smoke" becomes a thing

[@eschwarz1003]

Jeff's voice sounds just like the late Bob Einstein

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

Oh yeah, never noticed that before, but you're right. And I hadn't heard that he'd died; that's too bad. I have to admit I didn't find him funny, back in his Super Dave Osborne days (when he was a regular guest on KROQ's Kevin & Bean morning show, with Jimmy Kimmel as the resident sports guy). However, he was pitch-perfect as the comedically annoying Marty Funkhouser on _Curb Your Enthusiasm._

[@eschwarz1003]

@@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc yes, that's how I was familiar with him. Loved Curb

[@statisticallylaura]

I feel like Jimmy hasn’t seemed too happy in most of the clips from NY, but you can see here how much of a difference it makes when he has friends on. Love both him & JB!

[@Goatchild90]

Salute to the Roastmaster general

[@RaoWaleedHayat]

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor

[@loveforeignaccents]

LOL!!!

[@KOOLBadger]

I love you Jason..

[@dark_neverland]

I thought that that was Jeffrey Ross on that thumbnail

[@christinemohr8788]

“Hi guys, how are you, so excited 😐”

[@nolabel7705]

More, please.

[@skychristypresents4313]

I love the pot shops in Oakland ..I have about 6 in walking distance .. One of them has a liquor store on one side and a burrito shop on the other ..

[@Birdyblue12]

😂👍

[@hospicedragon96]

Gotta love the bay area m just wish it was affordable

[@waynedexter]

@@hospicedragon96 Weed is the only thing affordable in The Bay Area

[@LindaC616]

@@waynedexter can't they smash and grab at a weed store like anywhere else?

[@waynedexter]

Strange. What’s with the over saturation of pot shops? Demand ain’t that great

[@craigconley2529]

Gold

[@deecee9561]

Loving it. Oh Lawd, this Brooklyn edition is Fyah

[@karlschneider9479]

One of my best buddies is an art teacher and he smokes weed like a Rasta!

[@LindaC616]

Like Jimmy says, it comes with the territory

[@gcboy16]

Ditmas ave Brooklyn I miss you

[@joshbarrigada]

that was fuckin fun, thanks boys

[@pamelabonaparte9383]

Well played 😂

[@evenflowsteven]

Smoking with Jeff Ross would be amazing. 😂

[@jaym3z33]

i thought for sure Robert was Richard Lewis at first lmao

[@קירילסגדין]

I love jeff ross!

[@nikhileshkillada4217]

If I were on this game high and Jimmy said "Who ever's high, step forward" and I was supposed to step forward, I wouldn't do that.

[@KnightmarelXXvII]

Couple of suggestions: - Have the greeting read "Hi, maybe" instead of "Hello" - Have the name intro read "I'm uh...oh yeah" instead of "My name is"

[@MarthaRoseMoore415]

OMG Seeing JEFF ROSS made my day!!!!

[@johnwattdotca]

Who's high, who's high, I don't feel like laughing. I'll buy, I'll buy, where can I go shopping?

[@colwilliamnoydb4134]

I think Robert is in the Mafia in some way. My wife is from Brooklyn and her uncle sure was.

[@Meandmymirror]

Jason gets better looking all the time. That Jeff guy was hilarious

[@magna116]

Moira gives off Kristen Wiig vibes.

[@haplopatryn5586]

That was funny!!

[@amandacustodio3279]

Jason's comment were the best

[@GamerLegend.97]

Imagine getting high with Jeff ross snoop dogg and Willie Nelson at the same time damn 😂 I wouldn't know were I am at

[@enidwellness100]

I miss my Brooklyn so much!

[@hinthegroove9740]

Legal weed, who would have thought 💭

[@seffishestopal5950]

Seeing Jeff Ross baked is the funniest thing ever! 😆 😂

[@sarahwilson8115]

Ave u!

[@shawnuel]

I was waiting for Kevin Durant in the "Who's High" segment.

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

I saw some leftover Chinese food yesterday in our employee lounge. There was fuzzy white mold all over the top. Obviously, I threw it out.

[@marinadelcid2772]

Lời hát của Đức Phúc nghe rất là nhẹ nhàng luôn.

[@karlschneider9479]

Hell I'm baked right now!

[@Facetiously.Esoteric]

My buddy is a pro body builder and he smokes until 30 days out from competition.

[@RyanCoomer]

at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffe

[@loveforeignaccents]

You didn't include the ending this time on your usual copy-and-paste 😂😂

[@codynokes9752]

Robert ain’t no car salesman Ik what you do robert

[@alexcortez830]

" Morra what did u have"??? Morra weed?

[@randybarrientes8692]

Jimmy Kimmel he should make a remake with Kelly Ripa of fatal attraction and she should come out on sport illustrated swim suit magazine

[@RealCult]

Love Jeff and Jason ❤😂

[@JamieSmith-fz2mz]

Bateman is great on his podcast and in his TV work, but put him near normal people, and he becomes a different person. He's been living in the bubble his whole life and it shows. Interesting character. Great at what he does.

[@ciudadanakane8743]

he's very down to earth and humble comparing to Hollywood actors.

[@rachelflax1963]

Johnny Sunglasses is in the mob.

[@stefanhoimes]

The real question is if East Coast weed is cheaper and higher quality than West Coast weed 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@thunderousapplause]

Art teacher should NOT say shes high in national tv. She wont have a job on Monday

[@LindaC616]

Maybe she's an instructor at a college. Pretty much expected. Plus, schools are so desperate for teachers these days, they might not

[@dceplay]

And the fact that, as they said, weed is legal there...

[@princesstupperware723]

Nobody cares if you smoke weed here anymore, it’s like having a cocktail

[@DeoGeo]

Bateman is aloof

[@odradekk]

Look at what those clove cigarettes did to Jeff…

[@GoBirds808]

Jeff was high when he signed up.

[@prollstation]

So...Jeff is Nick Kroll in disguise, right? That Voice 🤔

[@Johannes.Walker]

Bestes Spiel 😎😂

[@thelonemaiden]

thumbed up.

[@mousessportscards4050]

Move the show back here in Vegas Jimmy! I'll help lol

[@stevenmccart5455]

Moira was an easy pick.

[@wraynovotny3686]

Love Jeffrey Ross,1 funny guy probably top 5 in comedians

[@boomerang8909]

5:18 And what's your last name? Payne?

[@carlajacobsen6821]

My goal is to be on this segment! 💚💚💚💚💨💨💨💨

[@siren4771]

why is no one talking about the death of Mahsa Amini?

[@phil4208]

Jeff , really, we are to believe you only partake on your day off , Mary her royal highness needs to explain that unique name , im intrigued

[@NewWorldDAO]

Mary Harris?

[@sickpencilart6635]

why y'all do Mary like that lmao

[@ericminch]

I hate wasted food.

[@supermahmoud]

Jason didn't like Mary Royall at all !

[@dannaphys5008]

Sal has a really weird build. His torso is twice as long as his legs.

[@evelynmonsivais9430]

Lol

[@ThomasBaumbach]

I love how terrible/perfect Jason Bateman is for this.

[@TR-vr5pz]

The guy in the white jacket I thought was Michael Douglas, with shades off Richard Lewis