The Turkeys Should Be Pardoning Trump

[@mongoose1618]

"Why did we take a 💯 years to create the Women suffrage 'Centennial' commemoration coin" - Donald J Trump. If this sentence still makes sense to you, then I understand why there are people still supporting Trump.

[@op3129]

stupid LBJ and nixxon never bothered to honor our country's bicentennial. bc those losers couldn't "get it done" amirite? and JFK ... where was HE instead of honoring the bicentennial? loser JFK.

[@ssjmason]

Wohh sahil 7/11 sahadevan. Calm down there buddy....😂😂😂

[@maryanneslater9675]

@@op3129 -- LOL! You've got the Thanksgiving uncle role wrapped up.

[@op3129]

@@maryanneslater9675 thank you, you're too kind, I'll be here all month (whether fam like it or not), and don't forget to tip your server.

[@JillontheLake]

I feel, hear & see your frustration, as I am the same way! It's unbelievable the evidence we have against him. Let's convict now!

[@kingaxios]

Jill Springer Forrest too bad He’s going to win again. It’s sad most of y’all are brain washed by the media.

[@JillontheLake]

@@kingaxios We shall see, besides I read reliable news sources, it's you, King, who is relying on Faux News & that is dangerous.

[@kingaxios]

Jill Springer Forrest 🤣🤣 no no. I watch independent sources on KZbin. You watch talk show host and CNN. Your sources will always be bias. The left don’t even want open dialogue. Y’all just say F trump and run away.

[@abrahamcb]

I love that Jimmy keeps bringing back Fred Willard for these skits.

[@rosiegalvan5069]

Love Fred Willard. He is hilarious.

[@twn227]

Kimmel is doing a fantastic job, the best of all the late night shows!

[@IAmSuzyQ]

John Bolton: I have written a book and I'd like for you to buy it. Me: I'd like you to do us a favor though, because our country has been through a lot, and you know a lot about it. Testify.

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

Da Suz.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Oh, I'd love to see him testify!

[@mrright9512]

Kudos to you, very clever :)

[@polysom6345]

YOU WIN!

[@gabbyhall2433]

Suzy Q looooove u, that was epic..

[@m.rodrigolemus6224]

Next Two Turkeys Trump will Pardon are Rudy Giuliani and Mike Mulvaney. 😉

[@2001eskimo]

Mick not Mike

[@m.rodrigolemus6224]

@@2001eskimo : John Michael "Mick" Mulvaney... GET INFORMED.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Considering all these crazy things going on, I wouldn't be surprised if they just put on turkey suits.

[@robinhager1989]

RSS exactly

[@LeonFelixRusso]

@@2001eskimo Hick not Mick

[@Redhunteur2]

He only pardoned that turkey because he thought it was a war criminal.

[@kac2868]

Ha Ha Ha! That's a good one! thanks for the laugh!

[@lebredamcelroy832]

BONE SPURS COWARD AZZ WIZARD SWINDLE 👈🧟 LIES

[@MrFinesse316]

Too soon bruh.. lmfao.. Too soon. 🤣🤣🤣

[@dammitmom]

Daaammmm sooonnn

[@couragekarnga8735]

Or because he thought it was a man.

[@stevebulbowmd7142]

A turkey pardoning another turkey.

[@AlexRider589]

Don't insult turkeys like that.

[@lucyhellbroke]

@@AlexRider589 you stole my joke! 😂😂

[@kickz2828]

JayRM589 damnit, you beat me to it lol

[@WilliamW1979]

Please don't insult the turkeys like that!

[@alexeifrederickflores4021]

He’s buddying up with Erdogan... yeah.

[@prometheusunbound7628]

What I am most thankful for....Jimmy Kimmel's uncle!! Fred Willard rocks everything!!

[@couragekarnga8735]

I wish you a very Happy Thanksgiving!

[@JulioReguero]

Call the Turkeys “Quid Pro” and “Quo”

[@punitaiyengar6988]

Julio Reguero 😂👍🏽

[@FQP-7024]

Yup that's just great. 😂👍

[@lallajazz]

He should have pardoned three turkeys! lol

[@FQP-7024]

@@lallajazz let me guess Giuliani is the 3rd one. 😂

[@flipsydan]

I don't want ANYTHING. I DON'T WANT ANYTHING THATS WHAT I TOLD THE TURKEY. I DONT WANT ANY QUID PRO QUO. I DONT WANT ANYTHING. Tell the turkey to do the right thing. I DONT WANT ANYTHING 😂😂😂

[@kevinmulcahy7991]

I hope it's not just that I'm getting older but, Fred Willard is killing it! Thanks for having him on.

[@londonvon3795]

"The haunted doll' LMAO

[@mahbubmo]

I thought the Turkey's were Moscow Mitchell and Mrs. Lindsey.

[@PrinceCharmingsMom2930]

Fork and plate 🤣🤣🤣

[@FnRenner]

Moscow Mitch is only 50% turkey but 100% chicken.

[@Asoka-great]

Karl Renner 😀😀😀

[@mahbubmo]

@@FnRenner ...and a whole turtle.

[@ronaldthomas9778]

😂😂

[@jeromemccollom936]

"People who watch Jim Baker aren't very smart" is maybe the understatement of the century.

[@JulesSRo-pb2uc]

i don't know who that is, yet i'm actually glad at the same time!

[@junglechick13]

@@JulesSRo-pb2uc Wanna see something scary? Look up pics of his wife Tammy Faye Baker....fit for Halloween. I'm not usually one to comment on peoples' looks but it is amazing how many little old lady christians they duped (and I guess still do) into sending them money in the name of Jesus...it's criminal.

[@hardcorehunter9155]

Yeah and either are 90% of liberals.

[@irishfestgeek]

Jeorme McCollom also, Glenn Beck, and Alex Jones.

[@junglechick13]

@@hardcorehunter9155 "Neither are" not "either are" so...neither are you apparrently.

[@nightknight9415]

To get the pardon, did that turkey need to dig up some dirt on Joe Biden?

[@EvilFookaire]

Come on, you know that's bull, Trump wouldn't ask a turkey to dig up dirt on anyone. ... It only had to make a public statement about investigating the Bidens, nothing about actual investigations happening.

[@applehappyx-files2456]

At least pretend to dig 😂😂

[@nightknight9415]

@@EvilFookaire Very true, nothing there to actually investigate so the turky would just need to make a public announcement about pretending to investigate the Bidens to earn that pardon...a gobble-pro-quo?

[@nightknight9415]

@@applehappyx-files2456 👌 Bingo! Cheers mate! 🍷🍷

[@simphiwegoso]

Night Knight lolololol

[@roddaman7545]

For the first time ever, this humorous formality makes me think that the Turkey getting pardoned, may actually have done something. Maybe Lindsey Graham can look into it.

[@doknox]

He was colluding with the chickens. Trying to investigate col. Sanders.

[@exclusivesuperblend]

Rod DaMan Zelensky Graham....

[@Gottenhimfella]

Every time Trump pardons Turkey, ten thousand Kurds get slaughtered. But that's OK because they weren't at Normandy. * Neither was Trump, come to think of it. He didn't want to wet the dead animal he warms his skull with..

[@chr1s83]

I lol'd... So true

[@ThompterSHunson]

When a turkey named Butter makes Melania smile in 4 minutes more times than Trump made her smile in 4 years....

[@marcocc2643]

Ohhh sweetheart really ?

[@icon8041]

True!

[@ankit_1307]

Yuppp!

[@HughMorris69]

It's hard to please someone when you have barely an inch hard. Reason why Melinia was one of the girls in two girls one cup

[@couragekarnga8735]

Should've maried the bird, girl!

[@TheAbuSufyaan]

Giuliani has now legally changed his name to Butter

[@martinnibataan7046]

Drops the mic....😬

[@mortomusic8072]

He looks like he gobbles. Let's give him a beak. -me looking at Giuliani

[@bucky8457]

And bread is his ex campaign manager XD

[@Sonia-3603]

So funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@IAmSuzyQ]

@@martinnibataan7046 Exactly! 🎤💧

[@michaeladams6847]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

[@couragekarnga8735]

Wishing you the same!

[@armancz]

Love Fred Willards characters on the show🤣

[@couragekarnga8735]

He's a national treasure!

[@tamil8108]

Agreed. Funny dude, weird seeing him this old.

[@ZobethC]

I can’t stop laughing Fred is on Fire. Please give him a segment every week. Oh, and send him on the 2020 campaign trail too. I would love to see him interact with trump supporters.

[@teacheranstey7918]

Love him. (reminds me of his characters from _Best in Show_ and _Mighty Wind_ might have a rewatch soon)

[@nowonder2433]

When I started reading the comments I thought Fred was going to be mentioned right away. I had to read over 30 "turkey pardon" comments before this one. He's the best part of the segment! Love that guy!

[@NewMessage]

The turkeys are just jealous of Donnie's golden, crispy skin.

[@paul71249]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@agolftwittler1223]

Dishonest Don just tweeted: "Nobody can say that I'm orange any longer." "Because now everybody can clearly see that I'mpeach."

[@noraamburgey5463]

Hahaha

[@arijitthakur991]

They probably were wondering how he could reach that texture without being roasted. But then, they did not know about the heat form impeachment proceedings; could they?

[@justarandomguywholikesrock848]

Are you ever gonna upload a video?

[@brahmburgers]

Thanks Jimmy K, I get more chuckles per cc on your show than the others.

[@NewMessage]

So.. when does Jared get to be a real boy? 'Cause it clearly hasn't happened yet.

[@guiyomelangloiz2483]

@Shubham Mishra so the person behind the account could be Barron ?

[@shamanbeartwo3819]

Every time I hear Jared speak, I feel compelled to reach into my wallet, take out a five dollar bill, and buy a box of Girl Scout cookies.

[@Krystal-sg9ji]

The chairs say SUCCESS but the mood says DEPRESSED!

[@totalt6600]

What about the one living on his head?

[@couragekarnga8735]

There's no forgiveness for that.

[@miapdx503]

We can't call it yet...something disgusting. I think it keeps his head warm. 😐

[@gilbertjones9388]

The one on his head has been dead for a long time. Pardoning a dead creature is just normal for this OGRE IN OFFICE...STUPID!!!

[@johncloois3301]

Straw-"hair" "man." He probably thinks it is gold. Golden showered hair, is more like it.

[@gilbertjones9388]

FULL OF FLEAS!!

[@Argumemnon]

"MAGAnanimous" No one in the audience caught that.

[@JamesFarrand]

wow.. nice catch.. I just figured I needed to go look up word to refresh memory.. It was on a vocab list somewhere back there.

[@joaquinmisa8658]

Fred Willard is just hilarious!

[@Gottenhimfella]

He has superb delivery, his comic timing is to die for

[@nartouzumaki8232]

how can u not like Jimmy Kimmel?.. i will Never understand! Thanks Jimmy and Happy Holidays

[@ragymezzi9033]

I believe that he allready PARDON two TURKEY'S SHERIFF ARPAYO and the NAVY SEAL.

[@sallydulaney1652]

Trump wine... The wine that leaves a stain on everything.

[@EvilFookaire]

Trump wine, the wine that comes in a box and stays in that box. Even hobo's with crack addiction have better taste than that.

[@coppershark1973]

The poor Turkey was terrified, hasn't he ever seen a bird that big before?

[@Tom53Tech]

Been watching Fred Willard since the 70s with " Fernwood 2 night". Glad to see him still out there.

Hush Jimmy, don’t give anybody any damn ideas about pardons.

[@themightytrixter]

I no longer need to watch the depressing news, just tune in to jimmy and he can update everyone with trumps antics lol

[@vickijo2343]

@Dan Smith i like rachel maddows take on it too

[@vickijo2343]

@Dan Smith each to their own yeh. but stephen is the best..lol

[@couragekarnga8735]

I refuse to watch the news!

[@masungayongiro]

the other time he interacted with a bird, did not go well for him...

[@Driven2Beers]

I've heard of Orange Chicken. What about Orange Turkey?

[@Excalibur_86]

Panda express get on it!

[@MikeBrown-ex9nh]

Trump IS the orange turkey.

[@applehappyx-files2456]

😂😂😂

[@IAmSuzyQ]

They had to cut it short after one of the women yelled, "HANDS!".

[@littleArmandozmommy]

Jared- the haunted doll 🤣🤣 Less earthquakes for Donald 🤣

[@1wer819]

Honored a dog and 2 turkeys? That's all he's got!

[@williamfarrar8409]

Better than what you got low life Jada.

[@carlislec.9245]

Well he's only honoring his own kind.

[@williamfarrar8409]

@@carlislec.9245 and what's your kind snakes or pigs

[@carlislec.9245]

La Cucaracha en la casa Blanca

[@carlislec.9245]

Can't stand the aberration in the white house i have so many names for him!

[@LelynnsSquirrels]

i'm surprised Trump didn't make the turkeys stay at 1 of HIS hotels.

[@junglechick13]

Turkeys don't like bed bugs.They remind them of fleas.

[@thatsadpersonhi4033]

That's not nice

[@AM-qo8sh]

The turkeys had already done enough to earn their pardons by agreeing to dig up dirt on Biden ;)

[@simphiwegoso]

Lelynn Miller def plenty of space

[@op3129]

@snickers ballz dunno. seems equating PoC to animals. but that's only a guess.

[@magicsantos2681]

Turkey: why does that turkey wear a costume? 🦃👌👍😄😄

[@hiphophrc]

And why is it orange and wearing a wig?

[@magicsantos2681]

@@hiphophrc 😄😂👌👍😉

[@TheDoodlingDino]

The best Jimmy Kimmel I have ever seen! 😂

[@Gottenhimfella]

Yeah, even the clip title deserves an award.

[@azada9962]

First Lady was just thinking about oh my God that Turkey's neck reminds me of another turkey. I know

[@williamfarrar8409]

Adam schiff

[@jadeanderson1743]

Milania was actually saying: turkey I wish you were my husband instead! Lol

[@ZombieInc661]

Thank you for these long clips Jimmy

[@Jack0trades]

I'm really hoping no one pardons him.

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

Hoped Pence get the axe and we see orange get down in his knees and beg Mrs Pelosi for pardon and how I will pay to see Mrs Pelosi reaction.... Slay him, Mrs Pelosi!!!

[@couragekarnga8735]

I'm sure Pence will attempt it.

[@youtuber6185]

Nobody needs to , he didn’t commit a crime.

[@littlereddress82]

Muller sent evidence to the state of New York. So the state of New York can charge him. Which pence cant pardon. President cant pardon state crimes only federal ones.

[@youtuber6185]

Natalie DeHoff muller is bias, there isn’t evidence sufficient

[@IAmSuzyQ]

Everytime he speaks, Trump sounds like a singer, warming up his voice... "me, me, me, me, me...Me, Me, Me, Me, Me...ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!" 🙄

[@Dro8Mario]

It's like stick a fork in me, I'm done type sitchuation.

[@mijodo2008]

You know it's crook when you can understand the turkey better than Trump's gobbledygook. Cheers from Michael. Australia.

[@Tac333]

Literally my mom every time she fried chicken in her huge cast iron skillet growing up

[@peterpiper7441]

She fried chicken for Thanksgiving?

[@Tac333]

No, but the kitchen area was closed when she did

[@rbel7114]

Why we wait 100 years celebrate the centennial,? Say our commander in chief,. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@peterbrough2461]

very stable genius

[@ratzabur]

The turkey pardoning is such a strange tradition.

[@franmadaraki616]

Fun fact: it's not even the first time trump pardon a Turkey in this year

[@Gottenhimfella]

@Rob C Sick burn!

[@RedRum.]

How does that poll take account of 50% of Americans when alot of people didn't even vote or know where to vote.. Should say 50 percent of people that voted

[@bettym.3996]

I thought Jared was reforming the criminal justice system after the Middle East. Now he’s head of the The Wall Committee?

[@miapdx503]

He's plotting global domination, they just keep calling it other things. Not a joke...😐

[@lauries383]

Betty M. Yes he’s multi-talented. 🙄

[@bargdaffy1535]

Had to watch twice this monologue was so funny, thanks Jimmy and staff...

[@d-blockdiaz6206]

The Chairs say SUCCESS but the Mood says otherwise LMAO

[@dorenechase6614]

Poor Jimmy...so lost. Wait till he faces the judgement..he won't be laughing then.

[@tangobango9653]

With ‘Donny & Melania’ in the shot...I can’t tell who the turkey is here.

[@williamfarrar8409]

We'll go look in the mirror tango and you will see.

[@tangobango9653]

William Farrar WOW! Was THAT original! 🥴Typical dimwit TrumpTARD sense of humor tho.

[@williamfarrar8409]

@@tangobango9653 wow how intelligent typical dumbocrat response. Is that all you got. It's better than your sense of humor. Dirtbag

[@tangobango9653]

William Farrar Please stop...you’re embarrassing yourself! 😂

[@deniser3467]

I love all Jimmy Kimmel episodes!!

[@whiteowl4097]

The turkeys see him as one of their own.

[@lucyhellbroke]

That's insulting. ...To turkeys.

[@whiteowl4097]

@Rocket Missile Says the trumptroll.

[@hiphophrc]

Orange in color, golden wig and lies on the tongue

[@marcocc2643]

The chickens saw the Obama’s as their own too !

[@couragekarnga8735]

He looks more like a scentient pumpkin.

[@pcbacklash_3261]

Good to see Fred Willard still doing his thing...

[@Gizzamano]

"It's like a Norman Rockwell picture but sad" - Thanks Giving 2019

[@kirmeli3576]

Ahh...the days before COVID when people could actually sit and see each other. Good times!

[@susannelarsen4842]

Now we just need him to say that the women were so happy and they said sir, sir and that they were crying LOL

[@myself047]

So in today`s world, "Celebrating a Milestone" counts as Work. Good To Know man, good to know

[@martinraucher2147]

When will you drop the Andrew Yang interview?

[@bradleywells1071]

Martin Raucher it’s on Zach and Matt channel

[@xNightstormx]

Don't bother watching it.. Kimmel lifts him up and in the end knifes him in the back.

[@martinraucher2147]

lame

[@newme525]

I'm so thankful for Fred Willard!

[@hermanblume275]

"I went home with a waitress, The way I always do... How was I to know She was with the Russians, too?" -Warren Zevon

[@asymmetryocd]

Night nurses gotta do break room thanksgiving cause we are missing the actual holiday :(

[@polysom6345]

Missing it is one thing bc you get time and a half....but night shift gets the leftovers. THAT is the crime!

[@thomasnorton5335]

Is it me or does Rudy Giuliani look just like Frankenberry cereal

[@gilbertjones9388]

Rudy looks more like a creature from "LORD OF THE RINGS"..

[@dyent]

Kimmel: "Turkeys should be pardoning Trump" Trump:"Turkeys can pardon? Someone get butter on the phone, that turkey owes me a favor!"

[@lucyhellbroke]

Solid joke and pun. 10 out of 10.

[@smiller2044]

😆good one

[@lpaleaz5707]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@abdimajidmohamedabdi629]

Whoever reading this your day will be beautiful 🥰

[@JuniAllen]

Have A wonderful thanksgiving ❤

[@couragekarnga8735]

Have a happy holiday!

[@shamanbeartwo3819]

Thank you. It will because no family is coming over. And I'm gonna make a sweet potato and walnut pie to go with broiled salmon steaks.

[@RTMonitor]

It’s always and will be a meme when Trump is using a sharpie at anything

[@NewMessage]

Can we not have ONE Thanksgiving where sacks aren't brought up? Man.

[@sarina76667]

How about “Those are some creamy mashed potatoes!”

[@fortunateson6070]

Thanks Uncle, can't wait to see you next year...

[@alexeifrederickflores4021]

As an immigrant, kinda glad my uncles are on the right side of an international border.

[@salomonhielmann]

and the turkeys like: who the hell is this orange guy why are you touching me with your small hands👋. and that's why Melanie smiling she can understan the turkey 😊

[@FixNewsPlease]

I wonder if conservatives realize they sound exactly like that crazy uncle?

[@Gottenhimfella]

Only the articulate ones....

[@rhov-anion]

I was rather relieved that my husband's racist uncle couldn't make it this year. It was the first Thanksgiving with zero politics that I've had since I married into his family.

[@XprPrentice]

It took to long to get to him, but WILLARD!!!!! Triple plus good!

[@dragoncrash1234]

Whoever the writer is that keeps coming up with the endless maga puns deserves a raise.

[@blairbushproject]

Blake B. Magananamous. I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who heard it

[@JessandKen251]

Happy thanksgiving yall

[@stevewarwick2103]

Thoughts & prayers for the pardoned turkeys. Chances are they'd end up on his Thanksgiving dinner table anyway.

[@dianematlock7922]

Not unless it comes in a KFC bucket...

[@Gottenhimfella]

@@dianematlock7922 Kentucky Fried Chicken, with a Bucket to be Sick in.

[@pjromero73]

Please post the uncle skit from last night. It was gold!

[@SabaDhutt]

He knows his issues with women and he still makes it about him 🤦‍♂️ he just can’t help being Trump.

[@kingaxios]

I swear Jimmy is a trump super fan🤣🤣. He talks about him on his show constantly. Too bad Trump is going to win easy again. Liberals going to cry yet again lo

[@vcarter0723]

They coin specifically commemorates the 100th anniversary. Trump: “Why wasn’t this done years ago?” (Umm because then it would be 95 or 96 years? You do understand that’s what this is for, right?) “Because I’m president and we get things done!” (Sure.)

[@jmms429]

Jimmy should start a new holiday tradition like the I ate all your Halloween candy videos, video families fighting over politics.

[@jol7536]

He looks like he’s practicing to pardon himself and his crocket friends.

[@dkvrmrq]

Crocket? Do you mean "crooked?"

[@jol7536]

dona van raalte crooked he does not deserve to be associated with a great man.

[@duh_ds6115]

One of the good things about Biden being president is that late night hosts can finally start writing their own material rather than just being a comedic version of the news

[@seehazesmoke]

Don't scribble his name over my 80° weather lol 🌞

[@darcycornish2.056]

That’s one subscription to you jimmy

[@howardkerr8174]

IF, IF, and when Chump is ever pardoned, it will most definitely be done by a turkey.

[@richiedix9]

Watch at 3:57-4:03 the facial expressions of the woman in the olive green blazer...priceless!

[@kickz2828]

The best “giving” holiday of all is Danksgiving lol if you know, you know

[@PrinceCharmingsMom2930]

kick oh ya! I have a Happy Danksgiving sweatshirt, leftovers and weed with all the people you love instead of the relatives!

[@kickz2828]

Samson429 haha hell yeah man, best holiday of the year, even better than 420 lol

[@peterpiper7441]

What?

[@astara94]

Nothing beats that montage of news reporters gobbling 😊 I wanted to laugh but its just so darn cute ❤

[@TheRealReVeLaTioN]

As an uncle myself (somehow I'm currently the "drunk uncle" now) i feel "triggered" by this segment.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 (Yes, I'm also a single father so the "dad jokes" are already built in)

[@MAl-xz7lc]

A DIP IN EARTHQUAKES.. 😂 😂 😂... YOU MEAN A DIP IN TRUMP, S BRAIN 🤣🤣🤣

[@serteres32]

This double pardon is called projection...

[@darrenbenson2606]

RIP Fred

[@frederickmeens3701]

Oh sorry, who were they referring to as a turkey, Trump or that bird🤔

[@GeneralBiggs]

Mom: Stay inside please Dad: Stay inside, stay inside, GET INSIDE RIGHT NOW... 😂😂🤣