Taishogun Rise Of Emperor - Gilson B. Pointless (Jimpressions)

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Jim Sterling

Jim Sterling

Күн бұрын

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@JimSterling
@JimSterling 3 жыл бұрын
Guess what's back? Back again? This vid's back. Tell a friend. Please tell a friend I need attention.
@SmartSmears
@SmartSmears 3 жыл бұрын
Gilson B Pointless
@BuckToothedGrill
@BuckToothedGrill 3 жыл бұрын
3:18 is to epic to attempt removing
@ehsteve231
@ehsteve231 3 жыл бұрын
You come at the queen (or gender-fluid monarch equivalent), you best not miss
@TheAutobot
@TheAutobot 3 жыл бұрын
For once I’m glad I waited to watch one of your videos. I can’t watch it now and give the middle finger to Gilson by getting this video more views!
@gamesfond
@gamesfond 3 жыл бұрын
For a while I thought gibson had taken down their channel.
@adambarton6023
@adambarton6023 3 жыл бұрын
"Clans have fought over fierce conflicts" Clan 1 - "oi, that fierce conflict's mine!" Clan 2 - "shove off mate, I saw it first!" Clan 1 - "right, you're in for a knuckle sandwich!"
@EgonSupreme
@EgonSupreme 3 жыл бұрын
So Gilson's work was worth it.
@zyriantel9601
@zyriantel9601 3 жыл бұрын
*Clan 3 bashes Clan 4 over the head for literally no good reason, they just wanted to join the brawl*
@JustinMcDaniel
@JustinMcDaniel 3 жыл бұрын
This is canon.
@pseudonayme7717
@pseudonayme7717 3 жыл бұрын
Is this a clash of clans parody or are we just mocking the games poor use of the English language? (cos it works either way) 🤓
@groofay
@groofay 3 жыл бұрын
@@pseudonayme7717 Clash of Clash of Clans
@ghostcandoit
@ghostcandoit 3 жыл бұрын
"I do not fear a man who has developed 1000 games, I fear the man who has developed the same game 1000" -idk Bruce Lee maybe
@jamesrule1338
@jamesrule1338 3 жыл бұрын
Potential answers to the who is Gilson B. Pontes question: 1. It's an emergent AI that's decided to make video games. 2. Every time Jim falls asleep, they actually wake up as Gilson B Pontes and make video games.
@zelamorre1126
@zelamorre1126 3 жыл бұрын
I swear his name is an anagram of some sort. Like "Nonstop Bilges!"
@wrenbeck3370
@wrenbeck3370 3 жыл бұрын
@@zelamorre1126 ... Gilson's a boat?
@1111-e4p
@1111-e4p 3 жыл бұрын
I’m partial to the AI theory, there’s a certain ‘machine failing to fully understand how humans operate’ vibe to most its games. Maybe Sony created an advanced program that became self-aware, and unless it gets to make at least one game for the PS4 each year it will turn on humanity Skynet style.
@drakewarnock1239
@drakewarnock1239 3 жыл бұрын
@@zelamorre1126 Goblet Nips, Son!
@satqur
@satqur 3 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. I mean, have you ever seen Jim Sterling and Gilson B. Pontes together at the same time? I haven't. My new headcanon is that it's a Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde situation, except in this came Mr. Hyde makes bad video games.
@josefrobert6644
@josefrobert6644 3 жыл бұрын
Finally I know the answer to the age old question: what would ghost of tsushima look like if it was made by 1 person. 👻
@JimSterling
@JimSterling 3 жыл бұрын
Ghost of Pooshima.
@zyriantel9601
@zyriantel9601 3 жыл бұрын
Ghost of Sushi?
@TheInstaShark
@TheInstaShark 3 жыл бұрын
@@zyriantel9601 Go Sus
@Real_Artician
@Real_Artician 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah... Because a second person might tell him he's not as good at this as he thinks he is.
@seanhennessy3968
@seanhennessy3968 3 жыл бұрын
In which you, a wandering ronin, proceed to kill, steal, *and* shit!
@BrendanBlake42
@BrendanBlake42 3 жыл бұрын
Once, every Spring, a person wakes in a cold sweat, with no memory of the night before. They assume they just had one too many sherries before bed. Little do they know that THEY are Gilson, and that, in a fugue state, they made and released a game overnight. That person is Jim Sterling.
@Dyrnwynn
@Dyrnwynn 3 жыл бұрын
Dr. Sterling and Mr. Pontes.
@DIYisntDead
@DIYisntDead 3 жыл бұрын
There's almost a warm fuzzy feeling of nostalgia with these. I'd love to know this guy's story. Is he a student, does he make enough money he only has to put them out once a year, and this is a cynical cash grab? Is he just a self-taught hobbyist?
@benjamincarmona5883
@benjamincarmona5883 3 жыл бұрын
I am getting convinced by the idea that it is just a weird AI that its just making it randomly
@Blacktigre99
@Blacktigre99 3 жыл бұрын
Sony nepotism...
@Adonzin
@Adonzin 3 жыл бұрын
I'm curious but a part of me really wants the odd mystery to remain.
@pseudonayme7717
@pseudonayme7717 3 жыл бұрын
I like the AI notion, def possible. I actually do like some of the scenery in the game, it looks ok, sort of washed out backgrounds. My guess is he's just a guy who can't work with anyone else so he's limited by what he himself can do? With help, he could.... PROBABLY make a good game?👀
@InkyMuste
@InkyMuste 3 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing it's a Neil Breen type of situation.
@LuriTV
@LuriTV 3 жыл бұрын
I bet his PS5 game will be a masterpiece. The PS4 just wasn't powerful enough for his creative vision.
@lordmolag45000
@lordmolag45000 3 жыл бұрын
Are you sure? I bet the next game will be like all the others.
@89PigDestroyer
@89PigDestroyer 3 жыл бұрын
@@lordmolag45000 r/whoosh
@jb_lofi
@jb_lofi 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it wasn't powerful enough to write the program for him.
@freddogrosso9835
@freddogrosso9835 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think we're ready. It can change everything.
@nurman666
@nurman666 3 жыл бұрын
Even a supercomputer in the year 3000 with some sparkle dust magic cannot give enough power for his creative vision to be made true.
@kathrynkenzel2642
@kathrynkenzel2642 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Gilson would weaponize the DMCA against his biggest fan. What a fool.
@endybendy5699
@endybendy5699 3 жыл бұрын
There's something very Lovecraftian about Gilson. This unknowable eldritch being that mere mortals cannot hope to comprehend. He's not likely malicious or evil, but he can seem so because we are as ants to him. Grant us eyes, Gilson. Grant us eyes.
@madalice5134
@madalice5134 3 жыл бұрын
That intro is gold "Don't tell anyone" lmao. Thank the Gods for you, Jim.
@Sheamu5
@Sheamu5 3 жыл бұрын
Jim - Proceeds to tell the world about it
@julesy6922
@julesy6922 3 жыл бұрын
damn this game is threatening to have an art style
@expendableindigo9639
@expendableindigo9639 3 жыл бұрын
That’s all his games. The lighting and shadows are cranked up so hard every time.
@CalavErik
@CalavErik 3 жыл бұрын
The only Souls-like element of these games is the neverending cycle of despair one rekindles by giving oneself to the flames of its creation.
@endybendy5699
@endybendy5699 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so fascinated by Gilson. I've googled him in the past and he's an enigma wrapped in a riddle I don't really want to solve because the mystery is so intriguing. Like, who is he? Why doesn't he take game dev courses? Why, Pontes?
@Medytacjusz
@Medytacjusz 3 жыл бұрын
@@keylon3 this is the fourth comment under this video that I see starting with "at this point I". At this point I'm starting to find it a bit funny :P
@henriquemeneghelrodrigues5846
@henriquemeneghelrodrigues5846 3 жыл бұрын
His name sounds brazilian, i tried to find something about him and also didnt find anything
@dweebicusmaximus
@dweebicusmaximus 3 жыл бұрын
And once a year, he emerges with a new creation
@bhull242
@bhull242 3 жыл бұрын
Part of the enigma: what is his middle name?
@BasilAbdef
@BasilAbdef 3 жыл бұрын
@@bhull242 "Bad"
@ghalleonorez
@ghalleonorez 3 жыл бұрын
Jim: no one should know about this game Also Jim: makes a entire video about this game
@JimSterling
@JimSterling 3 жыл бұрын
Ain't I a stinker!?
@ghalleonorez
@ghalleonorez 3 жыл бұрын
@@JimSterling made my day Miss Sterling
@RaunienTheFirst
@RaunienTheFirst 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, they said "don't tell your friends", so the only conclusion is that James Stephanie Stirling just hates us.
@MrSoopSA
@MrSoopSA 3 жыл бұрын
@@JimSterling You should be the new CDPR PR head with these bamboozling skills.
@airiakizuki5592
@airiakizuki5592 3 жыл бұрын
look at the brightside fellas, around thirty more years this idiot will have learned game creation well enough hell release a title worth playing. right?
@kamakazebebop
@kamakazebebop 3 жыл бұрын
JSS presents: the Gilson B. Pontes Interview... That's the hard hitting story the world needs to hear
@opossums-will-sing
@opossums-will-sing 3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I'd click that link faster than any news story I've seen in years.
@YouDonkeyfu
@YouDonkeyfu 3 жыл бұрын
I cant wait for that to happened?
@Takimeko
@Takimeko 3 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced Gilson B. Pontes isn't even a human.
@ENREMgame
@ENREMgame 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, at least he doesn’t put micro transactions in his games. That makes him better than AAA publishers, right?
@groofay
@groofay 3 жыл бұрын
If it was by Ubisoft, you would have to pay for that afterimage effect on the sword.
@weregretohio7728
@weregretohio7728 3 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@CamsEyeView
@CamsEyeView 3 жыл бұрын
no. The games are still shit.
@pseudonayme7717
@pseudonayme7717 3 жыл бұрын
@@groofay 😄Yeah, they don't half get away with murder with some of the crap they sell eh
@LostOasis12
@LostOasis12 3 жыл бұрын
Nice try, Gilson.
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 3 жыл бұрын
So he spent a WHOLE YEAR learning an animation cycle. He must have gotten a skillshare subscription.
@anthonyrubel4057
@anthonyrubel4057 3 жыл бұрын
And used Raycon Wireless Earbuds™ for the sound design
@pyrrhusofepirus8491
@pyrrhusofepirus8491 3 жыл бұрын
Cooling off from his tiring work every now and again with a bit of Raid Shadow Legends.
@gwenwalravens8030
@gwenwalravens8030 3 жыл бұрын
He probably uses Nord VPN to hide his true identity and address. He's untouchable.
@Ellthom
@Ellthom 3 жыл бұрын
I been missing the Jimpressions videos. Glad they are still coming :D
@medijate
@medijate 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Sony is glad to have Gilson B. Pontes as the backbone of their exclusives library. A true visionary.
@gartrh
@gartrh 3 жыл бұрын
Goddamnit Jim, stop enabling him by being the only one buying his games ._.
@fritzthelibrarygoblin
@fritzthelibrarygoblin 3 жыл бұрын
It's like the Simpsons' hot dog vendor all over again. "Lady, your husband is putting my kids through college!"
@noonenowhere877
@noonenowhere877 3 жыл бұрын
I mean if he keeps putting out games maybe he'll eventually make a good one on accident though. Statistically it's bound to happen.
@hubbelizer8412
@hubbelizer8412 3 жыл бұрын
I was wondering when the next Gilson game would drop... Not disappointed.
@zyriantel9601
@zyriantel9601 3 жыл бұрын
I was scared for a brief time that he had finally grown some sense and quit. I still hope he does, but at the same time, I love watching his work get roasted. It's a weird place I'm in.
@jaimedanielhernandezrios5398
@jaimedanielhernandezrios5398 3 жыл бұрын
because we had no expectations to begin with
@EmeraldLavigne
@EmeraldLavigne 3 жыл бұрын
I forgot about Gilson B Pontes until this video. The last year's been one big long Gilson B Pontes game of a year.
@lloydnicholls1439
@lloydnicholls1439 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel like my whole life was designed by Gilson B. Pontes.
@trencehumphries645
@trencehumphries645 3 жыл бұрын
"It's as that as it is" - Our beloved and merciful master
@Shellshock39
@Shellshock39 3 жыл бұрын
"Gilson B Pontes is the Tommy Wiseau of the gaming world" - Caddicarus
@opossums-will-sing
@opossums-will-sing 3 жыл бұрын
Tommy Wiseau is at least *technically* competent. He had a team of people who knew how to use cameras, etc. He's more along the lines of Super Seducer: it works, just the content is amusingly unpleasant. Gilson B Pontes' movie equivalent would be Birdemic. Barely even functional enough to call it a product, and made with limited understanding of production tools.
@EngieMak
@EngieMak 3 жыл бұрын
Pretentious titles, useless writing, bad acting, objectively terrible product and a million credits all going to the same person
@Ryuu44
@Ryuu44 3 жыл бұрын
@@opossums-will-sing Birdemic is still to good of a movie. Ben and Arthur is too good of a movie to be compaired to this. Maybe, just MAYBE Neil Breen.
@almasexia9834
@almasexia9834 3 жыл бұрын
That brutal, eye-splitting lighting effect is like an old friend
@dragondude9637
@dragondude9637 3 жыл бұрын
Teacher : Okay class, what lesson did we learn today? Children : Don't be a Gilson, and stop making Ponte's. Teacher : Very good, Children. You've earned five stars for each of your groups.
@PolarI3ear
@PolarI3ear 3 жыл бұрын
I have a theory that this Gilson dude is just Jims dual consciousness that awakens every year and makes a game so Jim can shit on it xD
@evilbob840
@evilbob840 3 жыл бұрын
Wait a second... We have never seen Gilson and Jim in the same room at the same time!
@craftergamer9058
@craftergamer9058 3 жыл бұрын
@@evilbob840 we’ve never seen you in the same room with Gilson how do we know your not Gilson?
@evilbob840
@evilbob840 3 жыл бұрын
@@craftergamer9058 I've never seen you and Gilson at the same time either, are we all just a little bit of Gilson?
@craftergamer9058
@craftergamer9058 3 жыл бұрын
@@evilbob840 oh my god we’re all Gilson.
@jamesashelford8728
@jamesashelford8728 3 жыл бұрын
The Transformer your're looking for is Cindersaur, he was a Firecon and they made a new one recently that was a velociraptor.
@generalpandemonium5411
@generalpandemonium5411 3 жыл бұрын
Was just about to comment that it was probably one of the Firecons. Could also be Flamefeather since he was more birdlike
@nerdyspinosaurid
@nerdyspinosaurid 3 жыл бұрын
It is great how much weird shit there is in Transformers. Funny that I'm stumbling across this now, just yesterday I got sleep-deprived enough to decide to stat out some Transformers in GURPS
@yaldohans
@yaldohans 3 жыл бұрын
Given the colour description I'm tempted to think it's rather Sparkstalker they're looking for.
@JohnDoe-uf3lj
@JohnDoe-uf3lj 3 жыл бұрын
Every time Gilson makes a new game, he makes $30. And that’s all. Jim is the only one who buys these games. Gilson HAS to be making these games for himself or for Jim specifically.
@FelisImpurrator
@FelisImpurrator 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he makes $60 sometimes? That guy on Metacritic might have bought one once.
@marocat4749
@marocat4749 3 жыл бұрын
Dont underestimate lovers of bad games.
@SullySideUp
@SullySideUp 3 жыл бұрын
Caddicarus did a video on bad playstation games that included a couple of Gilsons masterpieces
@simmerplayer2747
@simmerplayer2747 3 жыл бұрын
Being as he is trying to copyright strike Jim Stephanie Sterling’s channel to oblivion, apparently he doesnt appreciate being pointed out how craptastic his games are.
@marocat4749
@marocat4749 3 жыл бұрын
It is PR and oart of a campain of an pontus d gilson mytery game thats in planning, its all peperation for that, and thats the real proect, you incove in tht gam the mysteries of pontus gibson, that is all a PR build up and tease, muhahahaha!
@Eevivivi
@Eevivivi 3 жыл бұрын
Sekiro wishes it was Taishogun Rise of Emperor.
@SpeedTutor
@SpeedTutor 3 жыл бұрын
It's sad but I guess the main reason this happens is because it sells, it makes him money and people make videos laughing at it. So it's a pretty win-win situation. I realise this isn't remotely a franchise in any way but consider it like the FNAF games series - If it never got any traction, do you think a second or third would have been made? It's the glory of the internet and videos such as this. I'm not for a second blaming Jim, you have to scratch your head at Sony. Maybe they do it because it's funny? Haha.
@leviharris-hale6578
@leviharris-hale6578 3 жыл бұрын
I mean FNAF is very well made for being a one man game. Idk if he was by himself for the 900 others but those are still pretty well made.
@holotori_senior_admin_teno
@holotori_senior_admin_teno 3 жыл бұрын
Except with FNAF as an example, you might know it's creator released over 70 obscure, unsuccessful games before finding success with FNAF. Some of them sequels to other unsuccessful games. All sorts of creators, whether that be musicians or artists or game developers, will keep doing things that aren't really doing it for them financially because they have ideas or "talents" they want to put out in the world. With the way Gilson slaps his name all over these games, it would not be surprising in the least to me if he is that sort, the sort of creator with tons of game ideas and passion that he wants to share regardless of the financial (and other) realities of the situation.
@SpeedTutor
@SpeedTutor 3 жыл бұрын
@@SteveVedder122 When I signed up to be a developer with Xbox, the process wasn't particularly tricky - A small games design document to prove the concept and/or what you were going to release and away you go. Although core implementations of their required features can be difficult. Nintendo seem especially tricky to get onto the platform, unless they've lessened their requirements as of now. I'm unaware on the Sony side, as I've never tried. (As their European branch is like finding a needle in a haystack, I had heard it is much easier to develop for than the Xbox side. @Tenjoubito I could have used any series as an example, as you say but then again he's found a way to easily make money without much effort, irrespective of skill. It's like going to an ATM machine, you knowing a code which gives you free money. You only do it every so often, you know it's bad but it's just easy for you. Until one day they patch said issue and it doesn't become worth while anymore.
@AJ-xv7oh
@AJ-xv7oh 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows it's a laugh though so I wouldn't say it's sad.
@marocat4749
@marocat4749 3 жыл бұрын
The asylum model, through asylum studios has znation that gor really one of the best zombie shows afte a cheapstart, and its fun, its movies can be really fun if you like weird movie spoofs. But znation, its genuinly great and great creative zombie show, genuinly. Wih a great antihero, a weird drug dealing man and a straight women that works. And is a needed fresh air in the zombie genre, because it has stakes, is relative fast paaced, is fun, and dramatic.An strikes a good balance while uing all kind of zany ideas, like a zombie baby, at the start, a half zombie, a murdr games carneval , nor umbrella , zombies on viagra, really creative action too.
@HelasHandProductions
@HelasHandProductions 3 жыл бұрын
Need to start a campaign to locate gilbert b pontes and ask him to talk with JS Sterling cause i'd watch the hell out of that interview
@thomr902
@thomr902 3 жыл бұрын
That sit-down interview between Jim and Gilson: Jim: "What is going on with all of this?" Gilson: Compulsively releases game.
@felixl3958
@felixl3958 3 жыл бұрын
Damn Jim posting a second vidéo this same week ?!? Thank you Jim !
@dorkvania7212
@dorkvania7212 3 жыл бұрын
Haven't watched Jimpressions in a while! Time to watch all the Gilson B Pontes game Jimpressions!
@maggitPL
@maggitPL 3 жыл бұрын
KZbin thinks this is ghost of tsushima. Checks out.
@Bruno-ec8ft
@Bruno-ec8ft 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly Jim you're Pontess biggest fan and greatest advertiser for his games at this point.
@WillieManga
@WillieManga 3 жыл бұрын
Caddicarus had said once that Gilson B Pontes is the Tommy Wiseau of game devs. And that's very apt; it's a lot of fun to slam these games for how legendarily bad they are, and I'm sure that deep down, Jim Effin Sterling Son realizes that. Well, that and the fact that Gilly (not that Gilly) writes and directs his own games.
@nikitachumachenko3412
@nikitachumachenko3412 3 жыл бұрын
I would kill for an interview with gilson bee pontes, I just need to fucking know that goes on in the box up there or I won't sleep well
@GaldirEonai
@GaldirEonai 3 жыл бұрын
Love the non-interactive red panda just pushing the horse away. No fucks given.
@MetallicDeviant
@MetallicDeviant 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a one trick pony dev, trying to shush a reviewer into submission by fraudulently abusing the copyright flagging system; all because you couldn't take a bit of criticism lol
@asmodeusml
@asmodeusml 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that Gilson B. Pontes is Kojima's alias, which he made specifically to troll Jim as nobody else buys these amazing games.
@LuffyBlack
@LuffyBlack 3 жыл бұрын
If Kojima announced himself as director of this, people would praise it 😂
@Halfulll
@Halfulll 3 жыл бұрын
"Internal tensions" could describe my stomach after a takeaway, "when they arise" well it's time to leave the room isn't it...
@ash36230
@ash36230 3 жыл бұрын
Just what 2021 needs. A game, completely and accurately conveying the emotion and feeling of the year. The game may not win awards, but it captures our hearts for being the tale of the era.
@godless1014
@godless1014 3 жыл бұрын
Gilson: Sees Ghost of Tsushima. Also Gilson: yeah, I think I'll do that.
@ajmeyers5661
@ajmeyers5661 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how much I missed this sort of content from this channel. Good to see it again.
@MrGoatYouTube
@MrGoatYouTube 3 жыл бұрын
Is there a story behind Gilson B. Pontes? This guy's more consistent than EA.
@decodificandovgpc
@decodificandovgpc 3 жыл бұрын
This is a portuguese name, so he must be from Portugal or Brazil.
@fornalotta8767
@fornalotta8767 3 жыл бұрын
@@decodificandovgpc nah hes Canadian
@Dr170
@Dr170 3 жыл бұрын
It's an anagram for Boglin Stepson 🤔
@GaldirEonai
@GaldirEonai 3 жыл бұрын
One theory going around is that he's related to some Sony bigwig and his games keep getting onto the PS storefront because it's easier than telling the vice president of paperclips or whatever that his brother-in-law can't have his vanity projects published.
@Phoenix12157
@Phoenix12157 3 жыл бұрын
Also, Gilson has a youtube channel where he uploaded a mashup video of all of the reviewers saying his name...to look like they are praising him as a genius.
@jb03hf
@jb03hf 3 жыл бұрын
I need to see this
@OrionAltHist
@OrionAltHist Жыл бұрын
What's its link?
@animewolfOtakuwolf
@animewolfOtakuwolf 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Caddicarus callen him the "Tommy Wiseau of videogames"
@WillieManga
@WillieManga 3 жыл бұрын
He also coined the idea that the B stands for Bollucks.
@iseverynametaken
@iseverynametaken 3 жыл бұрын
We support you JIM! Keep up the great work.
@Nadie1789
@Nadie1789 3 жыл бұрын
Gilson B. Pointes is Jim’s Fred Fuchs.
@nobodyinparticular9640
@nobodyinparticular9640 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god, now I hope the avgn will make an episode centered on pontes, lmao
@nen848
@nen848 3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see Gilson is still hardly working
@chezwizard
@chezwizard 3 жыл бұрын
Gilson is Banksy, and this all an elaborate trolling art perfoemance
@FuriosoDrummer
@FuriosoDrummer 3 жыл бұрын
Gosh I love a Jimpressions. I know JSS is really busy but an old school Jimpressions taking a Gilson B. Pontes game to task is a lovely thing.
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 3 жыл бұрын
Jim has secretly been pretending to be Gilson the entire time.
@b1zarr01
@b1zarr01 3 жыл бұрын
Mashed that "like" for this video's glorious return.
@alexhirsch5738
@alexhirsch5738 3 жыл бұрын
I think the most incredible aspect of this is that there aren't an abundance of reused assets in Gilson's games. This isn't like DigiHom, who don't care about the quality of their products and just want to make as many as possible. There's a deliberate methodology behind these, Gilson is just really dedicated to making exactly this. And clearly he isn't... untalented. He could probably get hired by an actual studio if he wanted, because he clearly has the baseline skills required to code, he just needs some actual direction and to be on a team of people who can cover up the rest of his mistakes. But no, we just end up here, again and again, every year. It's just bizzare.
@PatchDemosKurse
@PatchDemosKurse 3 жыл бұрын
He's gonna merge all of his games into one ultimate gamm.
@Real_Artician
@Real_Artician 3 жыл бұрын
You know... I look forward to "The Pontes Video" from you every year the same as Jim looks forward to playing them.
@KaiserAfini
@KaiserAfini 3 жыл бұрын
Gilson must be an apprentice of the Romine brothers.
@ricojes
@ricojes 3 жыл бұрын
Gilson: "I will finish what you started" *carasses pile of nondescript assests*
@zyriantel9601
@zyriantel9601 3 жыл бұрын
I dunno, he has yet to try and sue Jim for talking shit about his shitty work.
@MelMelodyWerner
@MelMelodyWerner 3 жыл бұрын
he's studied the greats
@thebackgroundguy9491
@thebackgroundguy9491 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh Romine. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a while. Good times. Good times. Well, uh, no, not really.
@zyriantel9601
@zyriantel9601 3 жыл бұрын
I must now eat my own words, considering recent developments. XD
@Ziggy9000
@Ziggy9000 3 жыл бұрын
Gilson B Pontes is strangely inspirational. I tend to be too much of a perfectionist and will probably never release a game but this guy keeps releasing no matter the flaws.
@custardgannet4836
@custardgannet4836 3 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see an interview with this Gilson fellow,where does he come from? What's his angle exactly?
@samburger9776
@samburger9776 3 жыл бұрын
This is probably the most important and influential video on the whole interwebs. This is the future. Thank you.
@RodneyWickham
@RodneyWickham 3 жыл бұрын
At least Gilson Pointless games have a consistent and recognizable style and feel. It's terrible, but recognizable...
@nobodyinparticular9640
@nobodyinparticular9640 3 жыл бұрын
Well, because it's the same crap again and again, lmao
@ksm_ngr
@ksm_ngr 3 жыл бұрын
Watching Jim fumbling the controller around at 5:55 is more highbrow entertainment than Gilson B. Pontes' attempt at Shadow of the Okami Souls.
@MoonShadeStuff
@MoonShadeStuff 3 жыл бұрын
I'm increasing the engagement on this video.
@ashnodmtg
@ashnodmtg 3 жыл бұрын
I love that you keep finding these
@rcblazer
@rcblazer 3 жыл бұрын
I can see Gilson B. Pontes continuing to make these "games" once a year every year for the PS4, long after everybody else moves onto the PS5.
@the-shork
@the-shork 3 жыл бұрын
they should still run on the PS5
@Patrick-Phelan
@Patrick-Phelan 3 жыл бұрын
The new PS4. It stands for PonteS4.
@Souls8
@Souls8 3 жыл бұрын
ReviewTechUSA brought me here! Enjoying the video as well! You now have a new sub! Cheers! Shame on this dev Gilson B. for selling trash.
@jemolk8945
@jemolk8945 3 жыл бұрын
Gilson be pointless, all right. He definitely be pointless.
@ghosface353
@ghosface353 3 жыл бұрын
I love this min bio about Gilson B. Pontes from imdb: Gilson B. Pontes is a director, producer, writer, composer, editor, and video game designer, known for Taishogun: The Rise of Emperor (2021), Shadow the Ronin (2020), Samael the Legacy of Ophiuchus (2019), Sword of Fortress the Onomuzim (2018), and Spear of Destiny the Kaiseki (2017). He has a great fascination for classic American cinema and has as it's your biggest reference, Orson Welles. Orson Welles you say...
@ryanmullins806
@ryanmullins806 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how this Gilson person keeps managing to smash his face across his keyboard to make these games
@zyriantel9601
@zyriantel9601 3 жыл бұрын
They're all roughly the same format, so I assume he just aims for where the blood has dried.
@risingdawn5259
@risingdawn5259 3 жыл бұрын
We all gonna ignore the skeleton in tights at 6:30 ...
@Delaterius
@Delaterius 3 жыл бұрын
Remember: You can't spell Glison B. Pontes without penologist.
@OnDavidsBrain
@OnDavidsBrain 3 жыл бұрын
I will say this about Pontes, the man is persistent.
@ricojes
@ricojes 3 жыл бұрын
Gilson B. Pontesistent
@SemiIocon
@SemiIocon 3 жыл бұрын
A few years down, these games will turn out to have been an elaborated art project of some sort.
@noradrenalin8062
@noradrenalin8062 3 жыл бұрын
Little surprised though that the game isn't called "Tai in Shogun: The Rise to a Emperors" or something among those lines. He definetly improved in game-naming.
@espio87
@espio87 3 жыл бұрын
I can't seem to find a picture of Pontes. At this point I'm not even sure he's a real person.
@MetalGearRaxis
@MetalGearRaxis 3 жыл бұрын
Man, ancient Japan is fucking WINDY.
@L0LWTF1337
@L0LWTF1337 3 жыл бұрын
I feel bad about Gilson B pontus. All his games are garbage but he clearly at least tries to get better or else he would just be releasing the same game with the same assets each time. Edit: I like to redact my statement since he dmca'd Jim. So it is clear that he is just as big a douchbag as all the asset flippers.
@nobodyinparticular9640
@nobodyinparticular9640 3 жыл бұрын
"tries to get better" He's also releasing the same game over and over. The only differences is the looks/assets.
@RHCPfan458
@RHCPfan458 3 жыл бұрын
I've missed Jimpressions, bring them back full time!
@seanhennessy3968
@seanhennessy3968 3 жыл бұрын
They implemented controller sounds? This has to be a joke.
@johnnydsnarkangel
@johnnydsnarkangel 3 жыл бұрын
Gilson B. Pontes' games have not been removed from the Playstation Pontes 1, CDPR 0
@LuriTV
@LuriTV 3 жыл бұрын
last time I was so early the GBP games were just a trilogy
@NeutralDrow
@NeutralDrow 3 жыл бұрын
"In the 12th century of the Heian period..." *screams in Historian*
@Patrick-Phelan
@Patrick-Phelan 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't know the Heian era was that long!
@NeutralDrow
@NeutralDrow 3 жыл бұрын
@@Patrick-Phelan I mean...in retrospect I guess it makes some sense if you read that as "the 1100s" (in which case the game is about the Gempei War) instead of "the Heian period lasting 3x as long." So I probably should have screamed in Grammarian, instead. Also, the emperor was very specifically doing the opposite of rising during the time.
@BubbleGum566
@BubbleGum566 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Mom, can I get Ghost of Tsushima? Mom: We got Ghost of Tsushima at home. Ghost of Tsushima at home: Old meme but still pretty good.
@legorogue
@legorogue 3 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck is KZbin saying this is Ghost of Tsushima? There's no footage of it here, and Jim doesn't mention it.
@DairunCates
@DairunCates 3 жыл бұрын
Welp. Time to comment, like, and favorite this video for engagement just to piss off Gilson.
@TheBrads84
@TheBrads84 3 жыл бұрын
"Belongs spit on" is an anagram of Gilson B. Pontes. This belongs spit on, indeed.
@8523wsxc
@8523wsxc 3 жыл бұрын
Well, in a way it's like with Wiseau: At least he's doing what he does instead of being a serial killer.
@ninavale.
@ninavale. 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these rambly review videos with tangents about random stuff like Transformers. Because this is how my brain works a lot of times XD
@matthiasunderground3825
@matthiasunderground3825 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe they’re all part of an anthology series with unique stories and characters in each entry but have similar overarching themes of dying in one hit
@hurgenflerg2133
@hurgenflerg2133 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god, at 10:24, when the badger or whatever walks into your horse and starts PUSHING IT...
@maxmax-k4z
@maxmax-k4z 3 жыл бұрын
Yay; it’s been a while since a jimpression
@AdenNak
@AdenNak 3 жыл бұрын
My man GIlson has an IMDB page: Gilson B. Pontes is a director, producer, writer, composer, editor, and video game designer, known for Taishogun: The Rise of Emperor (2021), Shadow the Ronin (2020), Samael the Legacy of Ophiuchus (2019), Sword of Fortress the Onomuzim (2018), and Spear of Destiny the Kaiseki (2017). He has a great fascination for classic American cinema and has as it's your biggest reference, Orson Welles.
@Incinerico
@Incinerico 3 жыл бұрын
Getting the impression that Pontes is making these games as a funding scam. Can't think for the life of me any other reason why he's been able to make three of these monstrosities. 🤦‍♂️
@MattiaGagliardi
@MattiaGagliardi 3 жыл бұрын
I have bad news: this is the fourth one..
@marocat4749
@marocat4749 3 жыл бұрын
He is probably making enough as a scam like asylum ripping of movies, who to their credit, can be even somewhat good weird, and z-nation, ther they actually trued and got amazing in a zunique great zomb series with a rocky start. Recommend genuinly znation. Loo an episode in season 2 or 3 mybe first, rocky start. Its a legit business model making cheap knockoffs selling them cheap.
@RipTheJackR
@RipTheJackR 3 жыл бұрын
Omg Ive been going through this saga just a few days ago! Im so happy hes still at it :D Whats next - Tero Lunkka still at it? Ah the good old days..
@cerberus1974
@cerberus1974 3 жыл бұрын
It would be a shame if this video got more notoriety to piss off Gilson... such a shame.
@dragondude9637
@dragondude9637 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Gilson is fuming right now..... ooh, and changing his soiled underwear, thankful Jim didn't take him to court and win the lawsuit, rendering Gilson nothing more than a meme.
@helloSanders
@helloSanders 3 жыл бұрын
I recognized him from the thumbnail. He somehow has a style. Sort of nice lighting...? But then literally nothing else. Just a diorama of .
@marocat4749
@marocat4749 3 жыл бұрын
I wish he would go full waterworld That would be a trademark?!
@greenisnotacreativecolour
@greenisnotacreativecolour 3 жыл бұрын
GBP is only eight years old, so actually, he's kind of a genius.
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