Guess what's back? Back again? This vid's back. Tell a friend. Please tell a friend I need attention.
@SmartSmears3 жыл бұрын
Gilson B Pointless
@BuckToothedGrill3 жыл бұрын
3:18 is to epic to attempt removing
@ehsteve2313 жыл бұрын
You come at the queen (or gender-fluid monarch equivalent), you best not miss
@TheAutobot3 жыл бұрын
For once I’m glad I waited to watch one of your videos. I can’t watch it now and give the middle finger to Gilson by getting this video more views!
@gamesfond3 жыл бұрын
For a while I thought gibson had taken down their channel.
@adambarton60233 жыл бұрын
"Clans have fought over fierce conflicts" Clan 1 - "oi, that fierce conflict's mine!" Clan 2 - "shove off mate, I saw it first!" Clan 1 - "right, you're in for a knuckle sandwich!"
@EgonSupreme3 жыл бұрын
So Gilson's work was worth it.
@zyriantel96013 жыл бұрын
*Clan 3 bashes Clan 4 over the head for literally no good reason, they just wanted to join the brawl*
@JustinMcDaniel3 жыл бұрын
This is canon.
@pseudonayme77173 жыл бұрын
Is this a clash of clans parody or are we just mocking the games poor use of the English language? (cos it works either way) 🤓
@groofay3 жыл бұрын
@@pseudonayme7717 Clash of Clash of Clans
@ghostcandoit3 жыл бұрын
"I do not fear a man who has developed 1000 games, I fear the man who has developed the same game 1000" -idk Bruce Lee maybe
@jamesrule13383 жыл бұрын
Potential answers to the who is Gilson B. Pontes question: 1. It's an emergent AI that's decided to make video games. 2. Every time Jim falls asleep, they actually wake up as Gilson B Pontes and make video games.
@zelamorre11263 жыл бұрын
I swear his name is an anagram of some sort. Like "Nonstop Bilges!"
@wrenbeck33703 жыл бұрын
@@zelamorre1126 ... Gilson's a boat?
@1111-e4p3 жыл бұрын
I’m partial to the AI theory, there’s a certain ‘machine failing to fully understand how humans operate’ vibe to most its games. Maybe Sony created an advanced program that became self-aware, and unless it gets to make at least one game for the PS4 each year it will turn on humanity Skynet style.
@drakewarnock12393 жыл бұрын
@@zelamorre1126 Goblet Nips, Son!
@satqur3 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. I mean, have you ever seen Jim Sterling and Gilson B. Pontes together at the same time? I haven't. My new headcanon is that it's a Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde situation, except in this came Mr. Hyde makes bad video games.
@josefrobert66443 жыл бұрын
Finally I know the answer to the age old question: what would ghost of tsushima look like if it was made by 1 person. 👻
@JimSterling3 жыл бұрын
Ghost of Pooshima.
@zyriantel96013 жыл бұрын
Ghost of Sushi?
@TheInstaShark3 жыл бұрын
@@zyriantel9601 Go Sus
@Real_Artician3 жыл бұрын
Yeah... Because a second person might tell him he's not as good at this as he thinks he is.
@seanhennessy39683 жыл бұрын
In which you, a wandering ronin, proceed to kill, steal, *and* shit!
@BrendanBlake423 жыл бұрын
Once, every Spring, a person wakes in a cold sweat, with no memory of the night before. They assume they just had one too many sherries before bed. Little do they know that THEY are Gilson, and that, in a fugue state, they made and released a game overnight. That person is Jim Sterling.
@Dyrnwynn3 жыл бұрын
Dr. Sterling and Mr. Pontes.
@DIYisntDead3 жыл бұрын
There's almost a warm fuzzy feeling of nostalgia with these. I'd love to know this guy's story. Is he a student, does he make enough money he only has to put them out once a year, and this is a cynical cash grab? Is he just a self-taught hobbyist?
@benjamincarmona58833 жыл бұрын
I am getting convinced by the idea that it is just a weird AI that its just making it randomly
@Blacktigre993 жыл бұрын
Sony nepotism...
@Adonzin3 жыл бұрын
I'm curious but a part of me really wants the odd mystery to remain.
@pseudonayme77173 жыл бұрын
I like the AI notion, def possible. I actually do like some of the scenery in the game, it looks ok, sort of washed out backgrounds. My guess is he's just a guy who can't work with anyone else so he's limited by what he himself can do? With help, he could.... PROBABLY make a good game?👀
@InkyMuste3 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing it's a Neil Breen type of situation.
@LuriTV3 жыл бұрын
I bet his PS5 game will be a masterpiece. The PS4 just wasn't powerful enough for his creative vision.
@lordmolag450003 жыл бұрын
Are you sure? I bet the next game will be like all the others.
@89PigDestroyer3 жыл бұрын
@@lordmolag45000 r/whoosh
@jb_lofi3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it wasn't powerful enough to write the program for him.
@freddogrosso98353 жыл бұрын
I don't think we're ready. It can change everything.
@nurman6663 жыл бұрын
Even a supercomputer in the year 3000 with some sparkle dust magic cannot give enough power for his creative vision to be made true.
@kathrynkenzel26423 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Gilson would weaponize the DMCA against his biggest fan. What a fool.
@endybendy56993 жыл бұрын
There's something very Lovecraftian about Gilson. This unknowable eldritch being that mere mortals cannot hope to comprehend. He's not likely malicious or evil, but he can seem so because we are as ants to him. Grant us eyes, Gilson. Grant us eyes.
@madalice51343 жыл бұрын
That intro is gold "Don't tell anyone" lmao. Thank the Gods for you, Jim.
@Sheamu53 жыл бұрын
Jim - Proceeds to tell the world about it
@julesy69223 жыл бұрын
damn this game is threatening to have an art style
@expendableindigo96393 жыл бұрын
That’s all his games. The lighting and shadows are cranked up so hard every time.
@CalavErik3 жыл бұрын
The only Souls-like element of these games is the neverending cycle of despair one rekindles by giving oneself to the flames of its creation.
@endybendy56993 жыл бұрын
I'm so fascinated by Gilson. I've googled him in the past and he's an enigma wrapped in a riddle I don't really want to solve because the mystery is so intriguing. Like, who is he? Why doesn't he take game dev courses? Why, Pontes?
@Medytacjusz3 жыл бұрын
@@keylon3 this is the fourth comment under this video that I see starting with "at this point I". At this point I'm starting to find it a bit funny :P
@henriquemeneghelrodrigues58463 жыл бұрын
His name sounds brazilian, i tried to find something about him and also didnt find anything
@dweebicusmaximus3 жыл бұрын
And once a year, he emerges with a new creation
@bhull2423 жыл бұрын
Part of the enigma: what is his middle name?
@BasilAbdef3 жыл бұрын
@@bhull242 "Bad"
@ghalleonorez3 жыл бұрын
Jim: no one should know about this game Also Jim: makes a entire video about this game
@JimSterling3 жыл бұрын
Ain't I a stinker!?
@ghalleonorez3 жыл бұрын
@@JimSterling made my day Miss Sterling
@RaunienTheFirst3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, they said "don't tell your friends", so the only conclusion is that James Stephanie Stirling just hates us.
@MrSoopSA3 жыл бұрын
@@JimSterling You should be the new CDPR PR head with these bamboozling skills.
@airiakizuki55923 жыл бұрын
look at the brightside fellas, around thirty more years this idiot will have learned game creation well enough hell release a title worth playing. right?
@kamakazebebop3 жыл бұрын
JSS presents: the Gilson B. Pontes Interview... That's the hard hitting story the world needs to hear
@opossums-will-sing3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I'd click that link faster than any news story I've seen in years.
@YouDonkeyfu3 жыл бұрын
I cant wait for that to happened?
@Takimeko3 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced Gilson B. Pontes isn't even a human.
@ENREMgame3 жыл бұрын
Hey, at least he doesn’t put micro transactions in his games. That makes him better than AAA publishers, right?
@groofay3 жыл бұрын
If it was by Ubisoft, you would have to pay for that afterimage effect on the sword.
@weregretohio77283 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@CamsEyeView3 жыл бұрын
no. The games are still shit.
@pseudonayme77173 жыл бұрын
@@groofay 😄Yeah, they don't half get away with murder with some of the crap they sell eh
@LostOasis123 жыл бұрын
Nice try, Gilson.
@UlshaRS3 жыл бұрын
So he spent a WHOLE YEAR learning an animation cycle. He must have gotten a skillshare subscription.
@anthonyrubel40573 жыл бұрын
And used Raycon Wireless Earbuds™ for the sound design
@pyrrhusofepirus84913 жыл бұрын
Cooling off from his tiring work every now and again with a bit of Raid Shadow Legends.
@gwenwalravens80303 жыл бұрын
He probably uses Nord VPN to hide his true identity and address. He's untouchable.
@Ellthom3 жыл бұрын
I been missing the Jimpressions videos. Glad they are still coming :D
@medijate3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Sony is glad to have Gilson B. Pontes as the backbone of their exclusives library. A true visionary.
@gartrh3 жыл бұрын
Goddamnit Jim, stop enabling him by being the only one buying his games ._.
@fritzthelibrarygoblin3 жыл бұрын
It's like the Simpsons' hot dog vendor all over again. "Lady, your husband is putting my kids through college!"
@noonenowhere8773 жыл бұрын
I mean if he keeps putting out games maybe he'll eventually make a good one on accident though. Statistically it's bound to happen.
@hubbelizer84123 жыл бұрын
I was wondering when the next Gilson game would drop... Not disappointed.
@zyriantel96013 жыл бұрын
I was scared for a brief time that he had finally grown some sense and quit. I still hope he does, but at the same time, I love watching his work get roasted. It's a weird place I'm in.
@jaimedanielhernandezrios53983 жыл бұрын
because we had no expectations to begin with
@EmeraldLavigne3 жыл бұрын
I forgot about Gilson B Pontes until this video. The last year's been one big long Gilson B Pontes game of a year.
@lloydnicholls14393 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel like my whole life was designed by Gilson B. Pontes.
@trencehumphries6453 жыл бұрын
"It's as that as it is" - Our beloved and merciful master
@Shellshock393 жыл бұрын
"Gilson B Pontes is the Tommy Wiseau of the gaming world" - Caddicarus
@opossums-will-sing3 жыл бұрын
Tommy Wiseau is at least *technically* competent. He had a team of people who knew how to use cameras, etc. He's more along the lines of Super Seducer: it works, just the content is amusingly unpleasant. Gilson B Pontes' movie equivalent would be Birdemic. Barely even functional enough to call it a product, and made with limited understanding of production tools.
@EngieMak3 жыл бұрын
Pretentious titles, useless writing, bad acting, objectively terrible product and a million credits all going to the same person
@Ryuu443 жыл бұрын
@@opossums-will-sing Birdemic is still to good of a movie. Ben and Arthur is too good of a movie to be compaired to this. Maybe, just MAYBE Neil Breen.
@almasexia98343 жыл бұрын
That brutal, eye-splitting lighting effect is like an old friend
@dragondude96373 жыл бұрын
Teacher : Okay class, what lesson did we learn today? Children : Don't be a Gilson, and stop making Ponte's. Teacher : Very good, Children. You've earned five stars for each of your groups.
@PolarI3ear3 жыл бұрын
I have a theory that this Gilson dude is just Jims dual consciousness that awakens every year and makes a game so Jim can shit on it xD
@evilbob8403 жыл бұрын
Wait a second... We have never seen Gilson and Jim in the same room at the same time!
@craftergamer90583 жыл бұрын
@@evilbob840 we’ve never seen you in the same room with Gilson how do we know your not Gilson?
@evilbob8403 жыл бұрын
@@craftergamer9058 I've never seen you and Gilson at the same time either, are we all just a little bit of Gilson?
@craftergamer90583 жыл бұрын
@@evilbob840 oh my god we’re all Gilson.
@jamesashelford87283 жыл бұрын
The Transformer your're looking for is Cindersaur, he was a Firecon and they made a new one recently that was a velociraptor.
@generalpandemonium54113 жыл бұрын
Was just about to comment that it was probably one of the Firecons. Could also be Flamefeather since he was more birdlike
@nerdyspinosaurid3 жыл бұрын
It is great how much weird shit there is in Transformers. Funny that I'm stumbling across this now, just yesterday I got sleep-deprived enough to decide to stat out some Transformers in GURPS
@yaldohans3 жыл бұрын
Given the colour description I'm tempted to think it's rather Sparkstalker they're looking for.
@JohnDoe-uf3lj3 жыл бұрын
Every time Gilson makes a new game, he makes $30. And that’s all. Jim is the only one who buys these games. Gilson HAS to be making these games for himself or for Jim specifically.
@FelisImpurrator3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he makes $60 sometimes? That guy on Metacritic might have bought one once.
@marocat47493 жыл бұрын
Dont underestimate lovers of bad games.
@SullySideUp3 жыл бұрын
Caddicarus did a video on bad playstation games that included a couple of Gilsons masterpieces
@simmerplayer27473 жыл бұрын
Being as he is trying to copyright strike Jim Stephanie Sterling’s channel to oblivion, apparently he doesnt appreciate being pointed out how craptastic his games are.
@marocat47493 жыл бұрын
It is PR and oart of a campain of an pontus d gilson mytery game thats in planning, its all peperation for that, and thats the real proect, you incove in tht gam the mysteries of pontus gibson, that is all a PR build up and tease, muhahahaha!
@Eevivivi3 жыл бұрын
Sekiro wishes it was Taishogun Rise of Emperor.
@SpeedTutor3 жыл бұрын
It's sad but I guess the main reason this happens is because it sells, it makes him money and people make videos laughing at it. So it's a pretty win-win situation. I realise this isn't remotely a franchise in any way but consider it like the FNAF games series - If it never got any traction, do you think a second or third would have been made? It's the glory of the internet and videos such as this. I'm not for a second blaming Jim, you have to scratch your head at Sony. Maybe they do it because it's funny? Haha.
@leviharris-hale65783 жыл бұрын
I mean FNAF is very well made for being a one man game. Idk if he was by himself for the 900 others but those are still pretty well made.
@holotori_senior_admin_teno3 жыл бұрын
Except with FNAF as an example, you might know it's creator released over 70 obscure, unsuccessful games before finding success with FNAF. Some of them sequels to other unsuccessful games. All sorts of creators, whether that be musicians or artists or game developers, will keep doing things that aren't really doing it for them financially because they have ideas or "talents" they want to put out in the world. With the way Gilson slaps his name all over these games, it would not be surprising in the least to me if he is that sort, the sort of creator with tons of game ideas and passion that he wants to share regardless of the financial (and other) realities of the situation.
@SpeedTutor3 жыл бұрын
@@SteveVedder122 When I signed up to be a developer with Xbox, the process wasn't particularly tricky - A small games design document to prove the concept and/or what you were going to release and away you go. Although core implementations of their required features can be difficult. Nintendo seem especially tricky to get onto the platform, unless they've lessened their requirements as of now. I'm unaware on the Sony side, as I've never tried. (As their European branch is like finding a needle in a haystack, I had heard it is much easier to develop for than the Xbox side. @Tenjoubito I could have used any series as an example, as you say but then again he's found a way to easily make money without much effort, irrespective of skill. It's like going to an ATM machine, you knowing a code which gives you free money. You only do it every so often, you know it's bad but it's just easy for you. Until one day they patch said issue and it doesn't become worth while anymore.
@AJ-xv7oh3 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows it's a laugh though so I wouldn't say it's sad.
@marocat47493 жыл бұрын
The asylum model, through asylum studios has znation that gor really one of the best zombie shows afte a cheapstart, and its fun, its movies can be really fun if you like weird movie spoofs. But znation, its genuinly great and great creative zombie show, genuinly. Wih a great antihero, a weird drug dealing man and a straight women that works. And is a needed fresh air in the zombie genre, because it has stakes, is relative fast paaced, is fun, and dramatic.An strikes a good balance while uing all kind of zany ideas, like a zombie baby, at the start, a half zombie, a murdr games carneval , nor umbrella , zombies on viagra, really creative action too.
@HelasHandProductions3 жыл бұрын
Need to start a campaign to locate gilbert b pontes and ask him to talk with JS Sterling cause i'd watch the hell out of that interview
@thomr9023 жыл бұрын
That sit-down interview between Jim and Gilson: Jim: "What is going on with all of this?" Gilson: Compulsively releases game.
@felixl39583 жыл бұрын
Damn Jim posting a second vidéo this same week ?!? Thank you Jim !
@dorkvania72123 жыл бұрын
Haven't watched Jimpressions in a while! Time to watch all the Gilson B Pontes game Jimpressions!
@maggitPL3 жыл бұрын
KZbin thinks this is ghost of tsushima. Checks out.
@Bruno-ec8ft3 жыл бұрын
Honestly Jim you're Pontess biggest fan and greatest advertiser for his games at this point.
@WillieManga3 жыл бұрын
Caddicarus had said once that Gilson B Pontes is the Tommy Wiseau of game devs. And that's very apt; it's a lot of fun to slam these games for how legendarily bad they are, and I'm sure that deep down, Jim Effin Sterling Son realizes that. Well, that and the fact that Gilly (not that Gilly) writes and directs his own games.
@nikitachumachenko34123 жыл бұрын
I would kill for an interview with gilson bee pontes, I just need to fucking know that goes on in the box up there or I won't sleep well
@GaldirEonai3 жыл бұрын
Love the non-interactive red panda just pushing the horse away. No fucks given.
@MetallicDeviant3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a one trick pony dev, trying to shush a reviewer into submission by fraudulently abusing the copyright flagging system; all because you couldn't take a bit of criticism lol
@asmodeusml3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that Gilson B. Pontes is Kojima's alias, which he made specifically to troll Jim as nobody else buys these amazing games.
@LuffyBlack3 жыл бұрын
If Kojima announced himself as director of this, people would praise it 😂
@Halfulll3 жыл бұрын
"Internal tensions" could describe my stomach after a takeaway, "when they arise" well it's time to leave the room isn't it...
@ash362303 жыл бұрын
Just what 2021 needs. A game, completely and accurately conveying the emotion and feeling of the year. The game may not win awards, but it captures our hearts for being the tale of the era.
@godless10143 жыл бұрын
Gilson: Sees Ghost of Tsushima. Also Gilson: yeah, I think I'll do that.
@ajmeyers56613 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how much I missed this sort of content from this channel. Good to see it again.
@MrGoatYouTube3 жыл бұрын
Is there a story behind Gilson B. Pontes? This guy's more consistent than EA.
@decodificandovgpc3 жыл бұрын
This is a portuguese name, so he must be from Portugal or Brazil.
@fornalotta87673 жыл бұрын
@@decodificandovgpc nah hes Canadian
@Dr1703 жыл бұрын
It's an anagram for Boglin Stepson 🤔
@GaldirEonai3 жыл бұрын
One theory going around is that he's related to some Sony bigwig and his games keep getting onto the PS storefront because it's easier than telling the vice president of paperclips or whatever that his brother-in-law can't have his vanity projects published.
@Phoenix121573 жыл бұрын
Also, Gilson has a youtube channel where he uploaded a mashup video of all of the reviewers saying his name...to look like they are praising him as a genius.
@jb03hf3 жыл бұрын
I need to see this
@OrionAltHist Жыл бұрын
What's its link?
@animewolfOtakuwolf3 жыл бұрын
I love how Caddicarus callen him the "Tommy Wiseau of videogames"
@WillieManga3 жыл бұрын
He also coined the idea that the B stands for Bollucks.
@iseverynametaken3 жыл бұрын
We support you JIM! Keep up the great work.
@Nadie17893 жыл бұрын
Gilson B. Pointes is Jim’s Fred Fuchs.
@nobodyinparticular96403 жыл бұрын
Oh god, now I hope the avgn will make an episode centered on pontes, lmao
@nen8483 жыл бұрын
Glad to see Gilson is still hardly working
@chezwizard3 жыл бұрын
Gilson is Banksy, and this all an elaborate trolling art perfoemance
@FuriosoDrummer3 жыл бұрын
Gosh I love a Jimpressions. I know JSS is really busy but an old school Jimpressions taking a Gilson B. Pontes game to task is a lovely thing.
@Montesama3143 жыл бұрын
Jim has secretly been pretending to be Gilson the entire time.
@b1zarr013 жыл бұрын
Mashed that "like" for this video's glorious return.
@alexhirsch57383 жыл бұрын
I think the most incredible aspect of this is that there aren't an abundance of reused assets in Gilson's games. This isn't like DigiHom, who don't care about the quality of their products and just want to make as many as possible. There's a deliberate methodology behind these, Gilson is just really dedicated to making exactly this. And clearly he isn't... untalented. He could probably get hired by an actual studio if he wanted, because he clearly has the baseline skills required to code, he just needs some actual direction and to be on a team of people who can cover up the rest of his mistakes. But no, we just end up here, again and again, every year. It's just bizzare.
@PatchDemosKurse3 жыл бұрын
He's gonna merge all of his games into one ultimate gamm.
@Real_Artician3 жыл бұрын
You know... I look forward to "The Pontes Video" from you every year the same as Jim looks forward to playing them.
@KaiserAfini3 жыл бұрын
Gilson must be an apprentice of the Romine brothers.
@ricojes3 жыл бұрын
Gilson: "I will finish what you started" *carasses pile of nondescript assests*
@zyriantel96013 жыл бұрын
I dunno, he has yet to try and sue Jim for talking shit about his shitty work.
@MelMelodyWerner3 жыл бұрын
he's studied the greats
@thebackgroundguy94913 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh Romine. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a while. Good times. Good times. Well, uh, no, not really.
@zyriantel96013 жыл бұрын
I must now eat my own words, considering recent developments. XD
@Ziggy90003 жыл бұрын
Gilson B Pontes is strangely inspirational. I tend to be too much of a perfectionist and will probably never release a game but this guy keeps releasing no matter the flaws.
@custardgannet48363 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see an interview with this Gilson fellow,where does he come from? What's his angle exactly?
@samburger97763 жыл бұрын
This is probably the most important and influential video on the whole interwebs. This is the future. Thank you.
@RodneyWickham3 жыл бұрын
At least Gilson Pointless games have a consistent and recognizable style and feel. It's terrible, but recognizable...
@nobodyinparticular96403 жыл бұрын
Well, because it's the same crap again and again, lmao
@ksm_ngr3 жыл бұрын
Watching Jim fumbling the controller around at 5:55 is more highbrow entertainment than Gilson B. Pontes' attempt at Shadow of the Okami Souls.
@MoonShadeStuff3 жыл бұрын
I'm increasing the engagement on this video.
@ashnodmtg3 жыл бұрын
I love that you keep finding these
@rcblazer3 жыл бұрын
I can see Gilson B. Pontes continuing to make these "games" once a year every year for the PS4, long after everybody else moves onto the PS5.
@the-shork3 жыл бұрын
they should still run on the PS5
@Patrick-Phelan3 жыл бұрын
The new PS4. It stands for PonteS4.
@Souls83 жыл бұрын
ReviewTechUSA brought me here! Enjoying the video as well! You now have a new sub! Cheers! Shame on this dev Gilson B. for selling trash.
@jemolk89453 жыл бұрын
Gilson be pointless, all right. He definitely be pointless.
@ghosface3533 жыл бұрын
I love this min bio about Gilson B. Pontes from imdb: Gilson B. Pontes is a director, producer, writer, composer, editor, and video game designer, known for Taishogun: The Rise of Emperor (2021), Shadow the Ronin (2020), Samael the Legacy of Ophiuchus (2019), Sword of Fortress the Onomuzim (2018), and Spear of Destiny the Kaiseki (2017). He has a great fascination for classic American cinema and has as it's your biggest reference, Orson Welles. Orson Welles you say...
@ryanmullins8063 жыл бұрын
I wonder how this Gilson person keeps managing to smash his face across his keyboard to make these games
@zyriantel96013 жыл бұрын
They're all roughly the same format, so I assume he just aims for where the blood has dried.
@risingdawn52593 жыл бұрын
We all gonna ignore the skeleton in tights at 6:30 ...
@Delaterius3 жыл бұрын
Remember: You can't spell Glison B. Pontes without penologist.
@OnDavidsBrain3 жыл бұрын
I will say this about Pontes, the man is persistent.
@ricojes3 жыл бұрын
Gilson B. Pontesistent
@SemiIocon3 жыл бұрын
A few years down, these games will turn out to have been an elaborated art project of some sort.
@noradrenalin80623 жыл бұрын
Little surprised though that the game isn't called "Tai in Shogun: The Rise to a Emperors" or something among those lines. He definetly improved in game-naming.
@espio873 жыл бұрын
I can't seem to find a picture of Pontes. At this point I'm not even sure he's a real person.
@MetalGearRaxis3 жыл бұрын
Man, ancient Japan is fucking WINDY.
@L0LWTF13373 жыл бұрын
I feel bad about Gilson B pontus. All his games are garbage but he clearly at least tries to get better or else he would just be releasing the same game with the same assets each time. Edit: I like to redact my statement since he dmca'd Jim. So it is clear that he is just as big a douchbag as all the asset flippers.
@nobodyinparticular96403 жыл бұрын
"tries to get better" He's also releasing the same game over and over. The only differences is the looks/assets.
@RHCPfan4583 жыл бұрын
I've missed Jimpressions, bring them back full time!
@seanhennessy39683 жыл бұрын
They implemented controller sounds? This has to be a joke.
@johnnydsnarkangel3 жыл бұрын
Gilson B. Pontes' games have not been removed from the Playstation Pontes 1, CDPR 0
@LuriTV3 жыл бұрын
last time I was so early the GBP games were just a trilogy
@NeutralDrow3 жыл бұрын
"In the 12th century of the Heian period..." *screams in Historian*
@Patrick-Phelan3 жыл бұрын
I didn't know the Heian era was that long!
@NeutralDrow3 жыл бұрын
@@Patrick-Phelan I mean...in retrospect I guess it makes some sense if you read that as "the 1100s" (in which case the game is about the Gempei War) instead of "the Heian period lasting 3x as long." So I probably should have screamed in Grammarian, instead. Also, the emperor was very specifically doing the opposite of rising during the time.
@BubbleGum5663 жыл бұрын
Me: Mom, can I get Ghost of Tsushima? Mom: We got Ghost of Tsushima at home. Ghost of Tsushima at home: Old meme but still pretty good.
@legorogue3 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck is KZbin saying this is Ghost of Tsushima? There's no footage of it here, and Jim doesn't mention it.
@DairunCates3 жыл бұрын
Welp. Time to comment, like, and favorite this video for engagement just to piss off Gilson.
@TheBrads843 жыл бұрын
"Belongs spit on" is an anagram of Gilson B. Pontes. This belongs spit on, indeed.
@8523wsxc3 жыл бұрын
Well, in a way it's like with Wiseau: At least he's doing what he does instead of being a serial killer.
@ninavale.3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these rambly review videos with tangents about random stuff like Transformers. Because this is how my brain works a lot of times XD
@matthiasunderground38253 жыл бұрын
Maybe they’re all part of an anthology series with unique stories and characters in each entry but have similar overarching themes of dying in one hit
@hurgenflerg21333 жыл бұрын
Oh god, at 10:24, when the badger or whatever walks into your horse and starts PUSHING IT...
@maxmax-k4z3 жыл бұрын
Yay; it’s been a while since a jimpression
@AdenNak3 жыл бұрын
My man GIlson has an IMDB page: Gilson B. Pontes is a director, producer, writer, composer, editor, and video game designer, known for Taishogun: The Rise of Emperor (2021), Shadow the Ronin (2020), Samael the Legacy of Ophiuchus (2019), Sword of Fortress the Onomuzim (2018), and Spear of Destiny the Kaiseki (2017). He has a great fascination for classic American cinema and has as it's your biggest reference, Orson Welles.
@Incinerico3 жыл бұрын
Getting the impression that Pontes is making these games as a funding scam. Can't think for the life of me any other reason why he's been able to make three of these monstrosities. 🤦♂️
@MattiaGagliardi3 жыл бұрын
I have bad news: this is the fourth one..
@marocat47493 жыл бұрын
He is probably making enough as a scam like asylum ripping of movies, who to their credit, can be even somewhat good weird, and z-nation, ther they actually trued and got amazing in a zunique great zomb series with a rocky start. Recommend genuinly znation. Loo an episode in season 2 or 3 mybe first, rocky start. Its a legit business model making cheap knockoffs selling them cheap.
@RipTheJackR3 жыл бұрын
Omg Ive been going through this saga just a few days ago! Im so happy hes still at it :D Whats next - Tero Lunkka still at it? Ah the good old days..
@cerberus19743 жыл бұрын
It would be a shame if this video got more notoriety to piss off Gilson... such a shame.
@dragondude96373 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Gilson is fuming right now..... ooh, and changing his soiled underwear, thankful Jim didn't take him to court and win the lawsuit, rendering Gilson nothing more than a meme.
@helloSanders3 жыл бұрын
I recognized him from the thumbnail. He somehow has a style. Sort of nice lighting...? But then literally nothing else. Just a diorama of .
@marocat47493 жыл бұрын
I wish he would go full waterworld That would be a trademark?!
@greenisnotacreativecolour3 жыл бұрын
GBP is only eight years old, so actually, he's kind of a genius.