How To Speak Perfect English!

Two guys try to impress a girl from London by leveling up their standards of english. This sketch was based off a Winnie The Pooh Meme.
Written and Directed by:
Quan Wong: / z.h.a.o.q.u.a.n
STARRING
Brandon Ho: / itsbrandonho
Jin Lim: / jinnyboy
Melissa Campbell: / heymelbelle
Jiven Sekar: / jivensekar
Shu Faye: / shufayewong
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[@Jinnyboy]

You could suggest a title, best one will be used :P

[@aigeee]

Hi

[@israelayoade]

Malaysian girls in love. (Why there is a Malaysian girl in my college in USA and I have a crush on her. So...whatever😏. That aside both of us have the same birthdate.)

[@ValerieMegan]

How To Get Away With Shakespeare 😂

[@ravenbwn]

How to not impress girl with British accent :D haha..You should make videos with james corden

[@jimmyliaw1442]

This is how you write 1000 words English essay for SPM.

[@alvingoldfishchin]

The highlight I think is the waiter... he literally understands whole things what you want order... hahahahahahha

[@rashdan8168]

Istg if they didn't put the meaning i wouldn't understand

[@cliff0803]

alvingoldfishchin ikr

[@sumaiyahhnn3931]

i know right...

[@mayaa5092]

ikr XD

[@ijum]

The 'i know right' squad! 😜🤣

[@kathrynwaldorf2189]

Let's not forget the team who had to look up countless dictionaries in order to come up with those "atas" lines for them 👏👏👏

[@deanab-se5op]

does Malaysian Chinese really use "atas"? I thought this is Singaporean thingy.

[@kathrynwaldorf2189]

@@deanab-se5op Some of us use it.

[@deanab-se5op]

@@kathrynwaldorf2189 ah I see...

[@factsverse9957]

@@deanab-se5op Atas is both Malay and Indonesian - so I think using it in Malaysia is appropriate. Next time don't use NOC as a benchmark :-)

[@deanab-se5op]

@@factsverse9957 that's not what I meant. I'm Malaysian so I know the meaning of that word. We, Malay don't use "atas" instead we use "high class/top quality".

[@deepster8731]

I like how the hats kept stacking😂

[@berkahabadi9482]

And the glasses!

[@umarsaadsalehuddinbinsamsu4922]

Me trying to reach 500 words in essay

[@itsbrandonho]

WAHLAO WEI. Still remember shooting this with our outfits. HOT DIE ME 🔥🔥

[@luvtoplay9199]

Hola!

[@jiajialee5700]

But you look goon in that outfit 🌚

[@tidakbernama5632]

til the moments u walk away go out from our hotel , then i know who actually u are . . thankz brandon for have a night at our hotel urban h hotel penang . . hope to serve u better . . see u again next time

[@itsbrandonho]

@@luvtoplay9199 HOLAAA! :)

[@itsbrandonho]

@@jiajialee5700 Awh! Too kind! Thank youuuu! :)

[@DanKhooProductions]

how long did it take for you guys to memorize the lines haha

[@Jinnyboy]

damn freaking long sia

[@dratan1051]

😂😂

[@elonmusk42]

@@Jinnyboy hhhh

[@abhishek.chakraborty]

The incremental exacerbation of anglicisation of their attire with each rhetorical retort is simultaneously visually vivid & hysterically humorous ! 🤪 Lol

[@helenuh485]

lmao

[@jigyasaborana9893]

This was the best comedy you guys have made 😂. I loved how you kept on accessorising the characters😂. And i couldn't stop laughing

[@sebastiansim9183]

Both of them sound like French trying to speak English rather than Brits speaking their accent lol

[@junbecks]

Same people, starting with William the conqueror

[@lxcky21]

N'importe quoi... 🙄

[@mkleng]

I work in the UK. Definitely not like French speaking English. Theirs is olden days English, around the 1800s.

[@compressor4452]

It's weird to see people around the world struggling to learn RP and it's hardly spoken in the UK

[@maude9191]

SleepAfter Eat there are actually lot of posh speakers in the UK, especially the upper class or people who study at posh schools. But of course, there are more working class people therefore it’s still not common

[@sabahbubbler]

This is so unrealistic No mamak waiter ever carries pen and paper

[@stonecold590]

As a mamak, I agree. Video is not doing us justice. #mamakpride

[@neskepi]

it is true, i was the paper

[@jayjac]

Yes im a mamak... my another hand is always in my pants

[@WanKhairilRezaKamaludin]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! Comment section is now closed.

[@chowturtlezpabus]

They become so brit they forgot how to mamak

[@pipsfeefa]

1:51 waiter: deyyy!!! no smoking here, sir!

[@joeljasmin9982]

Nanti kene bayar fine

[@Tradingpassion]

Hahaha

[@sushilsanthosh8593]

OMG I m laughing so hard at their outfits everytime more than their English itself 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Jinnyboy]

Thank you!

[@brandonyouth5241]

Queen's English Intensifies

[@itsmee2023]

As a British person, I totally understood this Haha Title: How to impress someone with a British accent

[@haha-eg8fj]

You guys have done an incredible job! This is so hilarious. I wouldn't even think of those words.

[@gusionassasin1284]

The title suggest “best waiter mamak for understanding british” haha

[@fongchye1946]

Bluedragon Uzmi Waiter need a raise for su re

[@khairulkhaizuran6003]

As a subscriber of jinnyboytv since the video about memories at primary school, congratulations for ur 1 million subscribers!! proud of u guys man. keep on producing good videos 👍.

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You guys are always making a amazing movie I like that I’m proud of you guys👏🏻

[@wj8026]

At last, it’s been a long time jinnyboy didn’t release such video. Hahaha! Good job jinnyboy!

[@CarterSlade22]

I wonder how long it took you guys to memorize the script!

[@mr._.earworm]

Yeah

[@letzUploadit]

I LOVE THIS :D

[@dmingthing]

I need to find this mamak spot

[@elonmusk42]

Hello verified youtuber that have no reply

[@berkahabadi9482]

😂😂😂😂I'm dead. The more sophisticated they talked = the more stacked glasses and hats they wear😂😂And yet, the patient indifferent waiter cut it short and took the order right!💯

[@inthewonderlandz]

Ordering this way in Hong Kong tea restaurant at busy hours, the staff will greet your whole family!

[@xbetterman]

DLLM

[@ideology8230]

Wonder Beyond 傻逼

[@ideology8230]

Wonder Beyond They still use simple words and sentences for me

[@FlaneganB]

haiya.. fai tit la...

[@eugenelam5645]

(means using foul language to shit on your family)

[@boy638]

If only you could get Henry Golding for this video, hopefully in the future!

[@SJuly-mg1xf]

This is my favourite video ever from jinnyboytv !!

[@yuzuriharikka4569]

3 mins of every Malaysian when meeting a foreigner😂

[@mkleng]

That's our skill specific to Malaysians only. No other Asian nation can assimilate another accent like us; not even Singaporeans!

[@gordonwee5110]

yesss

[@leonghongling9842]

Foreigner: *Exists* Malaysians: Is this a celebrity

[@jackjackyphantom8854]

@@mkleng What skills? Plenty of Singaporeans can do British accent. Watch NOC's videos whereas they do Russian accent!

[@mkleng]

@@jackjackyphantom8854 Oklah... give you chance since Singaporeans were once Malaysians before! 😅 but you guys tend to speak with you Singlish accent in Western countries. I know because I’ve worked with plenty of overseas Singaporeans. Swallow your pride and try to speak with a bit of Western accent to make it easier for Westerners to understand you, which will grease the wheels more and promote effectiveness and efficiency!

[@kinglits7169]

Wow wow wow haha That eye roll after the order haha

[@siuol0002]

I don't know yet any of your delicacies, but I'm full with all the laughter and all the outfit you have. My thanks, Mr. :D

[@timlim2053]

HAPPY 1 million JINNYBOY!!

[@jepih_]

we need another part of this !

[@kjracing007]

This is really funny. Very entertaining! Good stuff!

[@mme90]

This made me laugh out loud....in public 😅😂🤣 Thanks guys!

[@LOVEME1360]

E150D Capitalist Thirst Quencher. That's my favorite line.

[@danielalexandercharles]

Congrats guys on reaching 1Million Subscribers 👍👏🤘

[@NoNAME-ls9mm]

Finally a new Skit!

[@SiaZS]

hahahahhaa this is by far one of the best film all year round!!! i imagine how hard it is to remember those catchy phrases, difficult word must be.. 7 thumbs up!!!

[@Jinnyboy]

this was tough to memorize, thanks for watching! big ups to Quan for writing and directing this!

[@yooneunhyesarang9245]

To my delights, it is funnier than ever. Kudos, guys!

[@theyasman]

This is so, so, so good. Well done.

[@dodoki4773]

hahahahaahahah this is soooooo funny!!! Well done Quan and the team!

[@ahmadnurfayyadhbinmusa6932]

all your vids are never disappointed

[@LargestClassifieds]

exquisitely-crafted, devastatingly hilarious

[@sushmitakatageri5960]

Awesome video..enjoyed a lot😁❤

[@ZRROR]

We need a part 2 of this.

[@maxsalable]

why is this honestly such quality content

[@Amosssssssy]

Congrats on 1 million subscribers

[@erismiracle9779]

This is so funny 😂 I watch this when I’m in a bad mood

[@Wilsoncinephile]

You guys did a really great British job 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@IzhanZubir]

Hahahah right to the double hats and all, this is really hillarious.

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1M subscribe Congrats!!!

[@indianajoned]

Happy 1 million subscriber admin ☝🏼🤩

[@ngocanh3788]

Amazing! I laughed so hard 😂

[@novielendacay9407]

THIS IS HILARIOUS! (LAUGHS FANCY)

[@TET2005]

This is freaking funny... level up for the boys.

[@freeanytime8270]

Somehow I’ve watched it over and over again 🤣

[@timzes]

brilliant, absolutely brilliant

[@freezyannmalingin6676]

A special admiration for this gratitude video

[@Jinnyboy]

Oh thank you!

[@harithiskandar3135]

Never fail to make Malaysian laugh good job guys....oh ya maybe the title could be How To Wing Like Englishman

[@gantenkish]

Oh blimey ! Such a funny . Thanks

[@ciri4kgaming7]

I love the double subtitles part.

[@nabeeljutt1221]

Best video I have ever seen

[@danial650]

U made it guys very well... Keep it up.

[@Bosnian.Spartan]

Wow, just saw ur What Does The Fox Say parody, made 6 years ago... And y'all still making funny videos, only at one mil sub's... Y'all underrated!!

[@MrMachineoperator]

u guys are so good and funny

[@nabeeljutt1221]

I watched more than 10 times but still want watch awesome haha 💐👍🏼

[@aimanzaidi3507]

His got a very cute accent. This made my day. Thanks jinnyboytv

[@haykalhakimy2880]

i stan for the Mamak guy xD his reaction tho!

[@NitinSharma-hq4ct]

Congrats on reaching 1 Million mark!😀

[@godnarcotics3046]

This video is truly a masterpiece

[@jasonseou8148]

You guys nailed this. Lol!

[@factsverse9957]

Congratulations on hitting 1M subs! More than NOC :v

[@jsengfoo3756]

You guys got me wheezing 😂😂😂😂

[@ryuhyun6488]

It is amazing how the waiter can understand them all and summarize them all perfectly in one small piece of paper. While summarization from dozens of journals are already a hell for me. #respectthewaiter

[@piol91]

I thought Sherlock Holmes is harder to get their words sometimes but this is utterly splendid. Well done, sir.

[@weydinforu1865]

The way of two guys speaking reminds me of the malaysia ex deputy prime minister Ahmad zahid when he gave english speech on UN meeting.. 😆

[@pandapandai8339]

hahhaa bodo ..... tersedak aku baca komen ni

[@sarawakstudio1111]

Classic acting from these gentlemen. Solid Malaysian jokers ... double thumbs up 😁

[@AmmarShukri]

where u guys got the details of the coke? at the back of the can is it? haha great work JinnyboyTV !!

[@JerChung]

Congratulations on 1 Million Subscribers! Libations are in order to celebrate this momentous occasion good sir.

[@Brenda-ty4yk]

This is just lovely

[@Jinnyboy]

ahh lovely!

[@kieran7641]

My favorite video of all time

[@teikjien8124]

1 million subs congratulations

[@samuelachi6298]

I would LOVE to watch the behind scene video~ How can you guys rmbr?!

[@R3dApple]

This video deserves more views

[@Maheshrpsharma]

sounds so cool

[@alexandraefthymiou7096]

Brilliant!

[@kazama2212]

I'm rewatching this, now with my dictionary open

[@anniebvl]

The perfect description of dosa/thosai 😂😂

[@keatlow]

Very good content writing skill! HAHAHA

[@munirahkhalil1114]

ok this one is actually super hilarious

[@aanat3664]

Spot on! Switched quite fast too

[@jsebastian457]

hahaha i'm so loving it!!!!

[@kugendranmastermind0273]

How many times i watch this video i still laugh.

[@vcsovichea]

I laughed with tears and it reminds me my time.. haha

[@mr._.earworm]

Besttt!

[@zarisv1]

1 million subs congrats lah

[@exoticmoroccancarpetandlam7099]

That boucherrini song is my favourite... Always open when stucked in traffic jam

[@azfarizal28]

Jin & Brandon: Ridiculously Impressive Vocabularies. Mamak Waiter: Jack of All English Translations UK Girl: The Duchess of Keeping a Straight Face.

[@keylia000]

Omg these 2 guys should make a fancy restaurant menu with a description in each section of the food.

[@rohini656]

So damn funny and great English learning lesson. My English skills rotting away in these days of social media that leaves us with short form text messages and grammatical filled errors for social media updates.

[@chumbillal4411]

That monocle came out of nowhere!!😂😂😂😁