JJBA Part 5 Villains as Vines (but its mostly La Squadra)

[@randomalienfrommars0567]

and can we talk about how we took two characters whose part in the series is literally just dying and gave them personalities?

[@kakashi8019]

no.

[@lowlyanon9211]

@@kakashi8019 thanks rohan

[@mariacarvalho2926]

Sorbet is the troll bf and Gelato is the cute gf

[@argpalauanbruh]

They had personalities in the canon series I mean,illuso described them as fucking psycopaths

[@melone1823]

Don't forget Carne

[@HoV326]

I'd like to believe that this is actually how La Squadra acts around each other when they are not killing people

[@WooSKo]

Let this be canon.

[@handhelder823]

Headcanon

[@manicscrunkly]

diavolo try to kill them but everytime he spy them they act like this and it drive him to kill himself. canon.

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

same

[@jolynesbutterflies9429]

they're the ultimate found family trope and I take no critisicm

[@goblingirl8662]

la squadra stans RISE UP

[@rubbhyr]

Goblin Girl if you’re not a la squadra stan you’re not valid

[@Grundleburger]

Bruno’s team < La *Squad*ra

[@The_Skellington]

Sup

[@Dezzztinyz]

*Wassup*

[@ambermash7038]

HELL YEA

[@LoganWH8]

Wow, a lot of Gelato and Sorbet content for characters only briefly mentioned after being brutally murdered.

[@gigiisonline]

4:30 please be risotto PLEASE BE RISOTTO *four seconds later* YES

[@soulthesassyassassin3616]

Great minds think alike

[@connoryconnory9892]

Same

[@ethanol929]

It’s obviously Risotto

[@risottonero7118]

Oh hell yeah

[@peanutcruncher1349]

if it weren’t for the fact it WAS risotto i would implode with such force i would pull the fabric of reality with me and form a black hole that would quickly swallow all of existence with no prior warning or escape

[@WickedPhase]

7:38 omg that one is absolutely perfect 😂

[@AM-et3uv]

3:53 if anyone's wondering what they said it went like : Girl : "baby close your eyes" Guy : "my eyes?"

[@pea1416]

Thank you

[@lapiscake1211]

now with this context it made the video 10x funnier

[@gabriel_6990]

I'm dying at 3:20 like of course cioccolata would and everyone else is like pointedly looking at secco

[@evanschmeven]

What's that supposed to mean? >:0

[@Luca-ow7zc]

Everyone’s talking about Risotto noones talking about my dude 0:44

[@argpalauanbruh]

Nobody talks about my dudes neither 6:11

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

This is the best one honestly. You include all the best bois. I also love that Secco (one good boye) is a dog

[@soulthesassyassassin3616]

I agree strongly

[@ewitsandrew4097]

how did doppio just reply to himself. . .

[@soulthesassyassassin3616]

Mercwitha mouth [F I L T H Y A C T S A T A R E A S O N A B L E P R I C E]

[@evanschmeven]

:D

[@soulthesassyassassin3616]

6:35 C A N O N

[@AllyOJustice]

8:00 very clever. On a somewhat-related note a friend and I came up with what the ability of a stand named Smooth Criminal would be

[@GoomEternal]

Which is?

[@AllyOJustice]

The stand could remove an object’s susceptibility to air friction, making it so that anything the user could get their hands on would become a deadly projectile. גומא אוקו

[@GoomEternal]

@@AllyOJustice (unironically) OOOOOOOOO.

[@handhelder823]

@@AllyOJustice that's a very interesting ability, but only, if there is enough time to build up speed

[@James.D.B.]

I made a 「Smooth Criminal」as well, but it is an act stand, and it basically starts as, it can nullify the abilities of 1 stand, then it can nullify the effects of all stands in an area, act 3 adds the ability to steal an ability from an effected stand, act 4 steals all the abilities and physical forms of all effected stands

[@unusbecauseimnotamasochist9045]

Really appreciating all the Unità Speciale in here

[@unusbecauseimnotamasochist9045]

As well as PHF characters that's awesome

[@lionpivotz]

Most Sorbet & Gelato stuff could've been Squalo & Tiziano

[@mintyfreshness]

istg tiziano and squalo certainly haven’t gotten enough love-

[@angryitalianelsabootleg1829]

There is barely anything with Gelato and Sorbet - let them exist ;-;

[@fugopannacotta4574]

@@angryitalianelsabootleg1829 Yes

[@smugnarancia1270]

@@angryitalianelsabootleg1829 but the only reason they exist is to die, so let's give love to squalo and Tiziano

[@saromi2705]

@@smugnarancia1270 i agree i like more tiziano x squalo content :)

[@StussySilverTown]

0:01. I feel like, this should have been Funny Valentine.

[@swargpatel7634]

It’s Risotto because there is heavy metal in the background and Risotto dresses like an emo metal guy.

[@StussySilverTown]

@@swargpatel7634 But he's holding an American flag.

[@perthfarr7383]

Its not just a heavy metal song, It’s literally a Metallica song, Ride the Lightning.

[@НаташаСоколова-д8ь]

​@@perthfarr7383 its Raining Blood by Slayer

[@Al-sy6if]

Risotto and Prosciutto being the squad parents was something i never thought i needed

[@francescolombardi3438]

0:38 When your homunculus stand grows up to be a dissapointment

[@mothmanghost983]

Zucchero and Sale both being in cars did it for me.

[@dyllankeaton1378]

Who are the gayer couple: Gelato and Sorbet or Squalo and Tiziano?

[@argpalauanbruh]

G&S bc it was confirmed as canon by good old Araki

[@untip0rand0m31]

@@argpalauanbruh but they didnt have a hole scene of touching each other bodys

[@pandaspandas21]

@@untip0rand0m31 wasn't the only time gelato and sorbet were shown not touching each other was when gelato was restrained

[@Guacamole2408]

B O T H

[@Trashiddy]

Both is good.

[@diandraaliffa2116]

The amount of Sorbet and Gelato content here butters my buns 👌💗

[@Angel-wv1lu]

8:24 i need someone to actually draw risotto doing this, it would be such a blessing

[@francescolombardi3438]

0:38 when you've failed at parenting your homunculus and he starts talking back to you

[@aye6462]

Sorbet and Gelato: *dies* The fandom: LETS PERSONALIZE THEM

[@harukamui]

this is so beautiful, la squadra are my favs from this series and you even included the narcotics team... i'm so happy

[@princesse.561]

6:46 damn that was a deleted scene 😭

[@evanholt1752]

3:16 Proscuitto would never betray his little bro’s trust like that

[@Kashiphobia]

4:06 and 4:14 are exactly how I expected the videos about Melone to be

[@tysondennis1016]

The Nero vine was funny. And the one of Sorbet and Gelato’s double murder (the first two). And Doppio vs. Nero. And Carne as Big Bird. And “WHO SUMMONED ME?!” And “aren’t you a sex offender?”

[@ethanol929]

The risotto memes are accurate af

[@HoV326]

4:42 should be Secco lol

[@evanschmeven]

:,0

[@Waldosia60]

Formaggio: I'm gonna do some majic Illuso: Music?Formaggio,This is *talent* show. *Roasteddddddddddd*

[@illuso9487]

Yes I'm I'm keeping that

[@auburnt]

4:05 *" This chicken is almost AS JUICY as my ASS. "*

[@randomalienfrommars0567]

omg this is my favorite vines collection ever! I laughed at every single one and that's rare. It being a SQUADRA vine collection just makes it like 1000% better. This video is seriously underrated..

[@englishfood13]

The carne one was too advanced™️

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

6:46 Hey kid, want some blades? NO, BLADES ARE FOR SKATIN', YA DINGUS. *white album noises* Kinda snowy.

[@randomalienfrommars0567]

also 'Ryaaaan' @ 0:13 is so frickin accurate!

[@arthurpprado]

holy shit, Feedback memes! I need more of them!

[@Problem_Childfrfr]

Diana go go has like a whole video of Feedback vines

[@arthurpprado]

@@Problem_Childfrfr oh yeah, the sketchy memes. They are awesome!

[@ladyallium5802]

Purple Haze feedback memes? I didn't know you were this powerful.

[@gothyfroggy8581]

Melone was so cannon honestly I love it 👌

[@LoganWH8]

Sorbet is the pointy gay and Gelato is the soft gay

[@j.hindle9243]

This one takes the prize for best, most chaotic personalities for everyone. Loving the Sorbet and Gelato content!!

[@_quake_arts_]

All of these are so accurate! Lmao good job

[@sunscreenpromoter]

I didn’t realize this was part 5 villains only so when I saw the first one I was like ain’t this Valentine ?

[@ijustworkhere1008]

This video perfectly captures the energy of every character it represents

[@socktoast636]

8:07 This one had me dead for some reason.

[@fandemanga3378]

If it isn't spécial sqadra, for the first one, i think funny valentine would have been perfect😂😂

[@GothicRatMan]

1:19 I love this so much, I’m not sure if I’m remembering correctly but isn’t Doppio/Diavolo something like 33 and Risotto is 28? If I’ve got that right, it makes this vine even funnier to me.

[@JulesSepulchre]

So many of these vines give me a "Sorbet and Gelato are Ghiaccio's dads" vibe and, I mean, yeah. Not projecting my headcanon onto this or anything--

[@Gary-Eng]

"escuza me go fukka yursellffe" is definitely something Prosciutto would say to Formaggio and Pesci.

[@WeiWei-si9ez]

I DIED AT THE MASSIMO VOLPE ONE

[@mm4MC]

I feel like the first one should have been valentine

[@Dinoman972]

This is for Part 5 antagonists, though. Although yeah, it does fit Valentine.

[@odeandiewut]

hi its been a month since ive first watched this and i want you to know this is one of the absolute best jojo as vines videos there is and i love it so much its like my top fav. every single one of these is perfect. I also want you to know that ever since ive watched this i cant get the vine at 2:10 out of my head

[@wheresprototype3507]

I would like to have a LA squadra spinoff series about them assassinating stand users, plus we could have gotten to see what sorbet and Gelato's stands

[@brandonbeagle836]

doppio isnt a villain, but he trusts diavolo who is, he doesnt know what he is doing is wrong

[@swiftpath11]

Made a time stamp for 00:37 for research purposes

[@oceansgrey6069]

These are amazing and sooo accurate! I loved every one! Thank you for making this omg

[@narcyz8647]

La squadra simps come get ur food~

[@argpalauanbruh]

The fact that 50% of this are my boys Sorbet & Gelato gives me oxygen

[@NurulAiniATH]

oh my god out of jjba vines out there this is absolutely my favorite!!! these are SUPER accurate and most importantly, you REALLY include them ALL even the phf bois uhuhuhu i'm emo now. thank you for this!!!!

[@cipher1336]

i love this compilation, and i appreciate the amount of Doppio Content™

[@ashwat8184]

5:55 oh yes, purple haze feedback memes

[@OuterRimPride]

2:41 very accurate

[@jolynesimp4088]

You included the narcotics team, you deserve a life time of blessed duwangs

[@811enjoyer]

ITS SO ACCURATE IM CRYING

[@mfznal-hafidz8592]

3:11 Prosciutto aniki is the best aniki for Pesci

[@oliverjohnson1471]

I now have both JoJo’s and Griffin McElroy in the same video

[@nexter2nd474]

All you really need tbh

[@dino1728]

DI MOLTO!!!!!!

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

1:34 he acually looks like a Jojo villain. What is the name of his Stand?

[@ambergarcia373]

7:44 I’m fucking dead 😂

[@inactive929]

almost every character in jojo is meme material

[@MinusDead]

Not pesci laughing his face of when saying wake up sleepy head to prosciutto and 2 seconds later Risotto just appears XD

[@samtheballoon1522]

Ok why the fuck did he just go through his pantry to name all of these fools

[@yrannybrando]

My favorites😂 0:37 3:04 5:45

[@frenchtomato]

Yranny Brando what's the song at 0:38 please ?

[@Kashiphobia]

【Sabley•Art】 ʕ•̫͡•ʔ buy you a drank- t pain

[@eelale]

The last one is terrifying accurate

[@milanluxferos]

Your hardwork is highly appreciated, thank you.

[@moren8689]

Doppio is older than Risotto

[@oliviabloodworth9567]

6:58 ay risotto can be my daddy too

[@ethanadams8109]

First one is Valentine. Very Valentine

[@AgentLayla526]

HOLY SHIT GHIACCIO AND 6:46 IS FUCKING PERFECT

[@Melmeltheclown]

I love you for including Sorbet and Gelato

[@joanasantos3188]

This is so awesome, bless you for making this!! ❤

[@DragonguyA]

0:27 Wait, was Cioccolata one of the ones Diavolo sent to kill them?

[@deseraesahar8527]

Yeah, in the clip where they're getting killed, you can see his shadow.

[@soso3792]

Yep! And if you look closely at that particular scene where it happens, you’d also be able to see Secco holding a camera

[@Cthulu_699]

6:54 Risotto is a dilf confirmed??!?

[@Cthulu_699]

@PterodactylPerson LMFAOOO PLSS To a bunch of bastard children..

[@theresetrashbag]

I love you for this op

[@orangejuice782]

ok this shits hilarious and now i wanna draw some of this stuff

[@epicthecandydragon6079]

Same here lol.

[@conconcrete]

KSJANWKW FORMI AND THE CAT

[@jj_judah365]

Nobody: Me: - Stifling my laughter so my cat wont wake up because he’s sleeping on me -

[@punchnello4495]

I can't believe you didn't make the first one about funny valentine. Good shit tho

[@Jailmatejailbreak7]

4:44 is the best one💅

[@halfhorse7996]

Me: sees the very first vine 😌 Me: sees second one “why is that me?”

[@trietlam1438]

I didn’t remember who Carne was. I have to search him up just to realize the dude appeared just to die to use his Stand had a name

[@morthstaar]

Tbh.. I think I like la squadra more than passione, just a little bit

[@mayplsyrup5144]

This video is at 666 likes and I got unreasonably happy about that

[@Toastman30K]

i was not expecting gavin free, wtf

[@BeanieGoth]

the last one is me one episode into jojo

[@jellyleviathan]

1:19 the shriek I let out--

[@coolcatlion1247]

8:00 my fav

[@illuso9487]

Same

[@randomguyorsmth]

I am very afraid for I have gone beyond the limits I reached 9:40 when the video is 9:31

[@washingbubble1780]

Thank you for including the narcotics team bro

[@catkirby7046]

3:04 lol