Funniest Excuses For Not Doing Homework!

[@andeeharry]

One kid didn't do thier homework, because they had to go to the sewer to find something they lost, ended up fighting the rat king, which lead them to mysterious pipe network that took them to the cat parlour where they trained mice all day. They lost track of time, and had to bellyflop back up the pipe while singing the turtle song. They chased down the mad paper men, got lost and somehow ended up back at school. Yes seriusly, this was a wild excuse and it worked. The teacher just dismissed the issue. Nobody could believe the kid got away with this, so of course, naturally, the rest of the classmates tried this all week, and caused all kinds of trouble lol

[@1x-carl-the-npc-2x]

if i did that, my teacher would stare at me

[@KadenKirkman]

That's a wild excuse mate just say my homework ate my left butt cheek (they ain't checking and if they do call them a peto)

[@muzolotl0119]

if the homework was an essay dude he would pass.

[@AlegroQ]

My teacher would slap me to oblivion

[@TedakaOG]

Wild fr

[@MollyMower]

my dog died, i told my teacher, still got a detention i still hate that teacher now

[@IMinaAshidolover]

Poor you

[@PaperBagEntertainment]

…RIP random dog Also mine RIP: 3 dogs 2 fish

[@BenjaminBancroft-j2r]

Rip

[@capybaralovertherian]

@@PaperBagEntertainmentand mine😢

[@PaperBagEntertainment]

@@capybaralovertherian RIP dog

[@ram_stick_samurai]

Racing the teacher to complete the homework is absolute mad, that kid is smarter than that teacher.

[@legthieff]

I just say “I don’t do it.”

[@Jetixiscool]

HI 0:10 0:11 0:11 0:11

[@Jetixiscool]

Um

[@UrGirlLyla665]

“My dog ate my homework” I took a picture of the ripped up shreds everywhere, the thing is I don’t have a dog, I just got bored so I started ripping up my homework 😂😂

[@Bexgaming2024]

“Dog deleted my homework” friend from school

[@Robin-h8h]

3:03 against human right got me laughing 😂😂😂

[@andeeharry]

One time, my cat was sleeping on my homework books and wouldn't budge...unfortunately that excuse never worked...even with the muddy paw prints

[@Travisgamer1]

I was playing gorilla tag and pretending to be HENRY. I was somehow able to form a cult of 5 HENRYS and recruit a cat whose name was 'KITTY'

[@ram_stick_samurai]

absolute madlad.

[@WhisperingWiltshire]

now we just need someone to pretend to be Archie

[@iMizzy777]

‘’WELCOME BACK TO THE KZbin’ Never Gets Old

[@JacksonDoveyt]

IKR

[@andeeharry]

One time I had 17 different pieces of homework in one day and it all had to be done in 3 days....yes seriously. I managed to get all 16 pieces done since it was small....I used break and free periods to help. I left the math one until last since I hate math, but of course, I never got around to doing it. It did help when the teacher didn't turn up. I thought I'd be lucky, but no, he still turned up, demanded homework to be collected, but couldn't stay long. I ended up with a three week lunch time detention because ''being busy with other homework'' was not an excuse. So I ended up doing it during the lunch hour and when it was over, he just ripped it up into pieces lol. ''You waste my time, I waste yours'' came a response. Teachers are mean and stupid half the time

[@DiddleDeets]

the guy i was meant to copy from died got my laughing on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vanillaangelique]

3:38 “Sir I’m sorry, I lost my finger,” “Where’s your note” would probably be my teacher’s response 💀

[@Polartooth]

😂🤣

[@TJ_dog_likes_britons]

6:25 happened to me but with one of those primary school reading books

[@Muawiyah141]

“Period Blood on it”😂😂😂

[@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock]

It's not that funny, it's kind of grim tbh

[@paraneetharanthillairasa5850]

LOL

[@CrashBandicootNerd]

You yes_im.a-lordpeacock I agree.

[@Khushi.Dhillon-Francis]

@@CrashBandicootNerdjust tap the three dots to reply

[@DippyFresh-d6l]

​@@Yes_im.a-lordpeacockyeah, and you shouldn't really be joking about it, it really hurts, and is the worst week of each month, boys always act really annoying about it, I hate it, stop laughing at it.

[@Yoshgaming2shorts]

Genuine true event: I did my maths homework, I left it on the kitchen table overnight, my cat peed on it, I took it in anyway

[@simplyrealistc1232]

3:09 “You have to be human for those to apply” 😂

[@lizanna6390]

My puppy once attempted to eat my homework after I had done it. I managed to save it with only a small chunk missing. Teacher asked what happened and I told her the truth. She was very perplexed at why I would tell the most classic lie when the homework was done.

[@ellen-c3e]

the hamster eating their homework would apply to me lmao

[@BoothToHigh]

One of the kids excuse for not handing in their geography homework was “It was dark in my room” that is not a joke he actually said that

[@RzeszowianinUL]

I have another one : teacher : wheres your homework ? Child : well I was doing it outside and a bird landed on my table and took it away while I was trying to get a glass off water 😅

[@jarser6ES]

haha "I got period blood on my homework" I'm glad to be a boy

[@OliviaSwift-vd7yz]

u should be lol

[@bl0odm0nTSaMs]

I would say “My cat ate my computer “ Edit:One of my classmates in my form said and I quote “oh sir my homework ate my dog them my cat ate my homework” got the form and me laughing my teacher was not impressed

[@Master-Kid09]

My friend has been told to put the homework in the class room. The teacher said “Jamal! Go put the s4 homework in my room please.” Jamal put it in his bag and then broke into the teachers house and put it in his room. Next day the teacher was asking him “Jamal! Why the f@ck you break in to my house!?” Jamal said “😮 you told me to put the homework in your room.”

[@Molly_and_Hugo]

Just 👏👏👏

[@Molly_and_Hugo]

She did say put it in her room-

[@Master-Kid09]

@@Molly_and_Hugotrue 😂 can’t believe that actually happened!

[@Molly_and_Hugo]

@@Master-Kid09 That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard 🤣👏 He wasn’t wrong Hahahah! I would die if my friend did that 🤣

[@Master-Kid09]

@@Molly_and_Hugo Jamal Is the g lol 😂

[@ZigDoeslife]

I once said to my history teacher that A Ferrari had run over my homework. He started shouting at me until I pulled out a Piece of paper with tyre marks on it. I still got told off😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@AnUnknownStar]

@LoganCale_on_Ythe probably doesn’t like to be proven wrong 😭

[@CathrineMeostaltheIII]

Henry why did your pterodactyl eat your homework?

[@PaperBagEntertainment]

Teacher: how did your really alive creature, known as a pet, a species called ‘Henry’ eat a piece of paper, that you have to do maths on at a place where you sleep, called home, called homework

[@St4ry_BFDI]

Okay, one time in high school, I missed a few homework assignments. I told the same excuse to all of them. The excuse was that my mom ate it. (Idk what the hell 13 year old me was on 💀)

[@FloppyTheFloppah]

you were in high school at 13?

[@St4ry_BFDI]

@@FloppyTheFloppah yh. Im British 👍👍

[@FloppyTheFloppah]

@@St4ry_BFDI O oke

[@Lds-2014]

Once I said my sister sold it on eBay!😂😂😂

[@Pop-o3c]

One of the excuses from the trouble maker in my school was "I had to smell my nans feet" 😂

[@rxptor-end]

1:46 the name☠☠☠☠☠☠💀💀💀

[@freddiesteadygo9800]

You know it’s a good day when jjeverret uploads

[@ALTnOtes]

They set it as tasks on an app nowadays- I’ve had 3 consecutive power cuts and have gotten in so much trouble bc they think it’s an excuse :/

[@candisteyn2138]

2:35 “dog ate WiFi box innit😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Lilpops241]

'My rabbit chewed it up' and then i actually showed a picture of him chewing it 😂😂😂

[@OliverMurphy-eh4hs]

A thief came into my house in the middle of the night and forced my dog to eat my homework

[@ColinRafaelSinclair]

We should do the time teachers made themselves look like fools. Like if u agree

[@emmacoman5232]

Someone in my class said that their grandad has dementia and ate their homework thinking it was food 😂 the got away with it

[@itssgraceeee]

I passed out in class and she said get up and do your work when I was on the floor 😅

[@Pan_Torcha]

I faked crying to get out of homework detention, I am never able to use that excuse with that teacher.... but still worked. There were tears, not very real, but still. Can't believe it worked

[@The1_boyyyy]

I gaslighted the teaching to thinking she didn’t even give it to me😂

[@TannonGodden]

I once said a dinosaur ate my homework

[@lucywatkins7344]

My dad put it in the fire place thinking it was something else. (It was actually me then roasted some marshmellows on it.) The teacher allowed me to get away with it.

[@E400EVisGoated]

Too funny like always

[@rafaelng7262]

In my school , we need to do spelling tests for the words in our homework, so I always said I need to practice my spelling, the fun bit is an always get away , so I haven’t hand it in for 9 weeks straight

[@Firecat-vx3pf]

My dog had genuinely eaten my homework. She was a puppy and I'd left it lying around

[@Goldenstarstable]

I said i was tired to my english teachef she said fair enough😂

[@LexiCrutch-sj9ir]

'Sorry sir, i gambled it away'

[@WasteyardJohnGhostLap5]

**“THEN LETS GO GAMBLING FOR IT BACK! *loses* AW DANG IT! *loses* AW DANG I-“**

[@marianevans6558]

Teacher : do home work in hospital Student : I’m dying in hospital

[@leoheathcote9575]

Henry where th is my homework Henry: num

[@Leo-ye3rp]

Ayo hamsters can store alot in there cheeks 5:09

[@simon_aatc]

DAMN💀

[@Tech_Girl135]

" my parents divorced" JJ just laughs...

[@gxdmax]

love you man

[@Its_Faye-pt6cf]

Once my maths teacher’s dog actually ate a kids homework when the teacher took it home to mark it, all the kids think he’s lazy to this day

[@mecahanne]

My friends dog was getting put down, she told the teacher and she said “well surely you still have 5 minuets to do it” unbelievable.

[@TitanicXnerd]

I would just say, I didn’t have Internet😂 2:55

[@JesseDrops]

“HI THERE JJ EVERETT ROSES WELCOME BACK TO THE KZbin!” never gets old

[@CubeUP049]

Excuse to use: dropped it out the car window onto a bridge, then they went to get it and the bridge fell down before they could

[@gabriellehebrank6829]

In year two my teacher got so impatient with telling us to read though our homework before doing it that one time at the end of the homework she added a line saying “don’t do this homework” a bunch of kids literally got in trouble for doing their homework. 😂

[@roselinuddin255]

That’s the experience in year two (I’m in year two and I’ve seen and felt this experience before)

[@MilesPreston-Bircham]

Thanks for the mention mate ❤

[@esmai-it5nr]

in my school we had things number block / counters , in a jar and we had to fill it up to get a treat day .every week we had a mini test and someone would choose to go against the teacher and see who had the most correct if it was the child 10 counter in the jar

[@Tottenham_girl21]

I said to the teacher “your lesson is pointless and so is the homework that’s why I didn’t do it “

[@DillyTaylor]

I'm loving your videos

[@MUZZIL_FOR_6k]

bro should have seen mine the excuse was i was having fun time with your daughter sir

[@DuckyboigamingYT]

1:46 the name 🪦🪦🪦

[@E_apix]

help.

[@Molly_and_Hugo]

The thumbnail scared the shit outta me 💀

[@NoPeacekeeper2008]

WHEY THATS ME Feels surreal to see, thanks for featuring me

[@HeddHughes]

When I was in school a guy pulled a teachers hair and every gone to get him off and pulled every thing

[@JenniferParry-l4x]

My friend said someone got a life in it love😂😂😂😂

[@YourAverage_AriAbdul_Fanx]

Once in year 8 this girl “forgot” to bring her homework so she came into school and sat down, our teacher Mr. Smith walked up to her and was like “where’s ur homework?” She literally stared at him and said “had to roll it up and use it as a tampon, had none left” he left her alone for the entire week 💀

[@YourboyOliver321]

My homework ate my dog💀

[@kacperdolega8771]

My wrokdog ate my home☠️

[@Oliverchand12]

My mum picked up funeral papers for my grandad instead of my BODMAS Papers so teacher just let me of

[@Flippityfloppitybippitybobbity]

Was nervous about my exams so I started anxiously tapping my legs together under the desk (It sounds weird, I hope you know what I mean). The teacher thought I was tapping the girls leg next to me and yelled, "STOP TOUCHING PEOPLE!', the whole class started laughing and I still haven't been able to get away from thinking about it. 😅

[@Muawiyah141]

Some Girl told the teacher my Laptop got hacked But When She Gave The teacher The Laptop Battery Died

[@charlottespencer-smith1003]

I drank so much water i threw up *on purposes*and i got to go home😂

[@JJGamez999]

At least there is leas marking for the teacher.

[@CandiLawson-mw3wv]

I once got a pompom stuck in my ear

[@freyaringrose8757]

5:32 I did that even tho I asked me what the homework was the next day 😂😂😂

[@Explorer_lover4]

My only asscuse is that "THERES HOMEWORK" i forget theres homework for maths

[@Anisul_Haris]

0:01 never gets olds mate.

[@lauriekemp4004]

It’s kind of weird that he doesn’t have his golden play button and he has 1 million subscribers

[@oos-fk2iw]

It is because I actually dont know😭

[@Vin24840]

You said nothing can get stuck in your ear well I was messing about in class and don’t ask how I got a rubber stuck in my ear

[@Ferodinii]

For the diarrhoea one, I have IBS so it would work miraculously for me!

[@MayonnaiseAndPickleSandwich]

My fish ate my homework. I don’t know what I was thinking.

[@MasterOogway451]

My friends tooth came out in class and it was literally gushing blood, but the teacher didn't let her go to the bathroom. She had to spend the lesson clutching paper towels to her mouth and when the teacher asked why she hadn't done the work, she was honest and said because her mouth was bleeding. The teacher called it an excuse and gave her a detention and my friend started crying. Another teacher saw my friend crying and asked what happened so I recalled the entire story and this woman responded with "so you're just having a bad day then?" Like NO

[@Cozz2707]

Actually true one confirmed by his mum (IT so computers). His computer fell down the car door, and he couldn’t get it. 😭😭

[@DVDlogoguy]

I ate my dog’s homework😂😂😂

[@leyla-clairecollins5490]

All of this is so relateble

[@conradbruh]

My friend just said I was playing siege, I said “my dog sold it on eBay and I tried to get it back but Elon musk thought it was so good he bought it for a trillion dollars” 💀 rip welsh homework

[@SachaWilliams-h6b]

A teacher read through my diary in front the whole class and it had my crushes in

[@mikeybradburn5730]

Once I made an excuse I said my homework went on holiday. Got away with it.

[@elliefitzpatrick544]

That’s my school tie that we wore in primary 😅

[@ninajagieo887]

" I got period blood on it" "Simon, you are a guy."

[@thephonegamespecialist6883]

My friend told the teacher that her cat had vomited on it. Someone asked if she sent a picture! 😂

[@CCGames235]

3:06 jjeverettrose called dyslexic people thick😮

[@GeordieStevens]

Yea, that was crazy’

[@gandrews782]

I dropped my homework on the field and a pig pooped on it

[@antoniashahrami-niya806]

You should do a video about school meals

[@kaygascoigne7687]

Well imagine if someone said my dad is in hospital every day the teacher asked you why he is in hospital after a week and you said...he is a doctor...lol

[@user-yk2ez4kq8f]

My dog ate my homework 😅

[@agent3699]

The best excuse is to make an obviously fake one and then say a really believable lie after works all the time for me

[@agent3699]

Another one is " my homework ate my dog and we were grieving

[@MrApocaIypse]

At my school if you say I wasn’t there when the homework was set the teacher would say “WeLL yOU ShOULd HAvE LOokED On TEAms

[@cheese-dw7mi]

one time my dog actually ate my homework.😂😂

[@Liv.and.dad.do.stuff.]

Hiiiiiiiii love your vids Been a fan since the first vidio