Cursed - Episode 2 Season 1 - Freelancers

[@JKStudiosOfficial]

GUYS! Help us make Freelancers Season 2 at Freelancerstv.com

[@Maimaimimi273]

I’m broke

[@mixtips637]

More twist

[@TheAsthmatic91]

I can't wait to see Freelancers 2. We need a 30 minute behind the scenes video after all episodes air.

[@sarahsims7706]

*Creepy doll appears* "Oooo, a lolly pop." Ah, Ryan. Ever positive.

[@alanle4462]

RIP Petunia

[@wittyschmitty1192]

I read that in Matt’s voice XD

[@jamham4820]

That’s matt

[@alyssa2807]

Priorities

[@MicahMcLellan]

My girls and I couldn't stop laughing! That was great!

[@jonregington6369]

Is it weird I nearly cried when petunia left

[@para_musicc]

Me too!

[@augusttyellis]

No. Petunia was the light of Matt’s life

[@Opal7777]

👌

[@notnat8862]

My sister did too!

[@neoplumes]

Not during quarantine

[@halfbloodwitch8545]

I love how Matt's character acts a little bit like Kyle

[@personperson249]

Kyle from what

[@chloeb2771]

Alvin Not Chne Kyle, like his old character from studio c (the one who couldn’t handle sweets u know)

[@joaquimmadrugas]

Cool, now I have two haunted dolls.

[@yuuu3948]

Actually I don't see it

[@fishemployee6]

I love Kyle :D

[@ex3mpted]

"I won't let him out of my sight." *door slams* "He is gone and I have failed you." 2:29

[@fishemployee6]

Lmaoooo

[@sillygoosecakes]

Lmao, Matt is amazing!

[@-cheeto-361]

LOL

[@Bluelobter]

I will quote this show for the rest of my life

[@lindseyjensen1092]

@@wonderpyxel1129 yessss

[@sophiawoods9799]

“Does anyone have a kidney they can sell? I’d sell mine but momma already played that card.” Poker Face, anyone?

[@busybees.r.c.1836]

😂😂😂

[@pandasareawesome4813]

Omg, you are so right

[@butterflavoredsoda7117]

LIKE THE WIIIIND

[@craigok9630]

like the WIIIIIND

[@rave522]

Oooooo sandwiches

[@tristanangeleno4606]

“Anyone have a kidney we can sell?” -Devin “I wonder how much I could get for my kidney?” -Mallory (Poker)

[@benr3272]

Good ol poker face

[@awkwardmonkey86]

@@serenah8583 Yeah, Jason took mine. He didn't even pay for it. 😉🐵

[@lauradonofrioart]

You know, Devin, money is to be had through egg donations.....😆

[@brianstryker4536]

Those kidneys sell fast. LIKE THE WIND

[@ivanarcheous4731]

Im gonna break your knees, like the WIIIIND!! -also Mal from poker

[@jerushapost5068]

That last part about the creepy doll Petunia was oddly moving...

[@sykn5422]

I literally teared up.

[@snowinthesummertimed9269]

Nora Zulkifli screw tearing up I was sobbing uncontrollably on the floor

[@Xman34washere]

Why is a lollipop doll *so sad*

[@morthostalisint1720]

I went "Awww" loud enough that I apparently woke up my dog.

[@christophertolka4426]

I almost cried

[@lildripthecloutgod4699]

Is anyone else way more excited for the next episode then they should be?

[@g.mileslenz5872]

YES!!!!!

[@duckfather5615]

YES!!!

[@emmalillie5575]

Yess!!!! Same!!

[@brooklynnenoe8371]

No I am exactly the right amount of excited because these are AMAZING

[@sparkychu7328]

You can never be too excited

[@wafflesoldier7640]

"i lift my curse" throws cheezits

[@ColFlustered]

That part killed me 🤣🤣

[@ColFlustered]

I also cant handle stacy at 5:48 when he says murdered 🤣

[@tarrierevenant7938]

“I ordered all child’s smalls.” “There are so many I will literally never have to buy clothes again.” 😂😂😂

[@coultergill7728]

They're little big, but they'll shrink in the wash

[@navimcfarland9113]

ME

[@TheInvisibleCanadia]

CAPTAIN LITERALLY!

[@3_racoons_in_a_trenchcoat358]

He is Matt meese the king of prepubescent males lol

[@reikuroku2270]

Balance restored

[@awkwardmonkey86]

2:29 "I won't let him out of my sight." "He's gone and I have failed you." Lol

[@HeyAdamBerg]

Hot sugar loops?

[@syd_animated]

@@HeyAdamBerg yes please

[@lucianomarinelli4132]

Bro that’s not the right time 🤦‍♂️

[@awkwardmonkey86]

@@lucianomarinelli4132 Thanks, I fixed it. BTW I'm female.

[@lucianomarinelli4132]

awkward monkey 86 sorry 2019 but you didn’t fix it it’s still the wrong time you just got a little closer 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@stephanietaylor6069]

"Huh. It would seem... that I have ruined our lives." IT'S MEEEEE

[@chazza3875]

life?

[@gyroguice]

6:25 Oh yeah, don't forget that Malleroy already sold her kidney. Like the wind...

[@roopaleejadhav3468]

Hahaha

[@warped_lil_bean9881]

I passed away when I saw this ahh LiKe ThE WiNd and imma gave a monkey kidney

[@shawnarthur5921]

"Fur is murder!" "I'm wearing a cotton polyester blend!" "My point still stands!" This show is amazing!

[@lindseyjensen1092]

i was watching that part when i saw ur comment

[@ScottieSchmalz-Hope]

@lindseyjensen1092 SAMMEEEE

[@emilybackscheider7922]

"Huh. It would seem that I have ruined our lives." "What did you say?" "Nothing. I'm just going to go to my screaming place for a second." leaves, *screams* "I'm sure that's fine."

[@cloudii_lyn_]

@Namy that's very rude

[@cloudii_lyn_]

@Namy people do this so we can recap the funny moments of this video

[@baritoning]

@Namy Chill out

[@shirleykeeldar9662]

Fur is murder! I'm wearing a cotton-polyester blend! My point still stands!

[@phantompunk9443]

Hahaha one of the best parts

[@blu9809]

Lol I read this just as it happened

[@ayelemensah8816]

I just love that she stay out of the window long enough to listen to his response!

[@tarrierevenant7938]

“I’d like everyone but the manchild to take back their curses.” “*happily* no one’s ever called me a man!”

[@causticmain7477]

He’s big kile so yea

[@Dreadpirate404]

You guys are absolutely NAILING the comedic timing with this one. I was worried because I always felt y’all were strongest with a live audience, but the editing and comedy is just on point.

[@Thesmus]

same, I stopped watching Studio C because of apparently no more live stage sketches, which for me is funnier, but so happy that they are doing great here xD

[@joanyou6254]

@@Thesmus same here. But I would like to see some more live sketches. (They were funny because of the breaks)

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

Dreadpirate404 yes

[@chaseallen372]

💯% true statement and my exact reaction! Never been so pleasantly surprised haha

[@fan2fics389]

@@joanyou6254 studio C is with byutv where as Jk is their own so I doubt they will do live sketches. Probably don't even have a studio for live. Not to say they aren't doing amazing with what they have but they would have to build up the company before they could do live, which slowly they are with the sponsors and all thay jazz but seeming as they are doing more acting and creating and stuff again they probably wouldn't do live Besides they're sketches, Loving Lyfe and Freelancers are hilarious

[@Valglone]

"I curse you" " Is this powdered sugar" 🤔

[@3_racoons_in_a_trenchcoat358]

Yummy

[@winstonunknown4970]

Yeah, you got that yummy yum

[@KradianKrad]

Zona - "For advertising or $100 for the whole company?" Owen - "Yes" Owen is a programmer

[@cigomba]

This comment is so underated. Lol 😂😂😂

[@coultergill7728]

" I don't want no curse. Do I have cancer? Is that a lump? Okay. Oh no, that's my bicep. Wait no hold up, nope that’s a Cheezit."

[@williamturner6192]

Ah, obscure references.

[@emmaclifford9529]

*eats cheez it*

[@zachsirianni7081]

Me.....every day......

[@carissa2118]

@@williamturner6192 yeep

[@SillyFoxJade]

@@carissa2118 ah, the nostalgia...

[@cewkietron6571]

I genuinely loved the subplot with Ryan and Petunia. XD

[@kaylinlugo2347]

It’s hilarious how Matt is the only one fine with the sizes of the shirts being too small because they’re too big for him 😂

[@the5wards]

Child smalls are too big for him!!

[@JustBecauseStudiosMusic]

The best part is that for the rest of the season, that's all that he wears

[@mockingjay_2397]

That explains why Matt was the one being haunted the whole episode. He straight up tasted the powder.

[@ScottieSchmalz-Hope]

@mockinjay_2397 makes sense. Although, it WAS powdered sugar, so she was begging for someone to eat it.

[@bliss__44]

"Hmm... It would seem I have ruined our lives." 😂😂😂 Had me dying

[@banditoburrito9719]

Nobody's asking the real question here... Why is Matt cooking sugar loops and does it taste good.

[@saradenhalter1141]

The answers are because why not and yes, it tastes amazing

[@pedromoo]

I also wondered about that 🤔

[@fluffyllama4280]

Mae Claire Cross I’m going to try it

[@banditoburrito9719]

@@fluffyllama4280 please tell me I'm really curious now 😂

[@sirhumus752]

It’s because he’s Matt

[@victoriaschroll4324]

"PETUNIA!!!" For real ya'll, I love Matt's ability to see the good in the curse. As one currently cursed, I applaud his aplomb!!!

[@wutwashy2174]

Lol I’m cursed too

[@voltjmgaming2119]

Okay, how many psychics have you two been meeting?

[@m.e.fair.9683]

What's really sad is... I'm sad for him losing Petunia

[@Sofia.kar7]

honestly same...

[@m.e.fair.9683]

@@Sofia.kar7 Glad I'm not the only one😅

[@williamturner6192]

Hope she keeps popping up in the background.

[@m.e.fair.9683]

@@williamturner6192 Oh that would be awesome 😂

[@beving8756]

Yesss!!

[@winonadaphne6445]

"oh, lollipop! thank you. and no thank you" CASUALLY DUMPS CREEPY DOLL IN THE TRASH CAN HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@truerthanyouknow5978]

The nose bleed in response to hearing the news was genius

[@axourprimefaller]

2:47 - Looks like Mr. Butts had to resort to thievery to pay for all his medical and legal bills from going up against Krispy Kreme...

[@LizardBrick]

That is exactly what I thought

[@LizardBrick]

LOL! I was just eating cherries when I pulled out one is double!

[@thatguyk.5306]

"Your curse was your personality" boom roasted

[@hazeltug]

"I'm just gonna go to my screaming place for a second."

[@horizonpenblade1288]

I need one of those

[@thatsreality2368]

That's totally relatable. Haha.

[@ZachariahMBaird]

"It would seem...that I have ruined our lives."

[@Gina-ch1ij]

I felt so bad for Matt when Petunia and his lollipops were gone.

[@BixLovesMiley]

"I won't let him out of my sight" "He's gone and I have failed you. Hot sugar loops?"

[@JKStudiosOfficial]

Would anyone like to curse me with finding a $20 bill in my pocket?

[@1ironMinecraft]

JK! Studios Great video. You did amazing! Can I help you create a discord?

[@shlomo2142]

I would not be angry if someone cursed me with $20...

[@maddy7101]

Ok, by the power vested in me; 20 dollar bills shall fill your pockets😂👌 I would like to have that curse also **Wink wink**

[@lexihall7383]

Can u curse me with a reply??? Or bless I'm not picky

[@maddy7101]

@@lexihall7383 lol I love your profile picture

[@NauvooHalflingHouse]

I legit bark-laughed when Petunia said farewell...

[@jayzepickle6637]

Haha join the club sister XD I hope that she re-apears later on :3

[@brooklynnenoe8371]

S a m e

[@23iamelvis23]

I probably sounded like an elephant. I enjoyed that way more than I should have. My cat looked at me weird

[@NauvooHalflingHouse]

Jayze Pickles saaaaaaame

[@cierraconvis9895]

Hey Tori! What's up; excited to start Season 10 with a bunch of new co-workers (or do you miss the original cast)?

[@chriswilson2436]

Matt has the best lines in this series. 🤣😂

[@gwens.5306]

"I won't let him out of my sight." Door slams "He's gone and I have failed you." best lines ever LOL

[@ashleyengar6451]

IKR!

[@danicabarrett3622]

The real question is... Was it powered sugar?

[@schnerba]

😓😥😰😨😱😱😱

[@fishemployee6]

I mean I hope so, Matt just ate that-

[@LazyTurtle921]

No, it was powdered bones, made from sugar

[@picklejar7715]

It was jeremys ashes from poker face

[@anonymouslymj1064]

I can’t tell if “powered sugar” was an intentional pun or a mistake (Because the sugar has powers to curse others, not like regular powdered sugar?)

[@ninjakitty1441]

Matt and dum dums A better love story than twilight Edit Omg thanx for the likes

[@benjaminlord7572]

Anytime he mentions sugar, I can hear the inner Kyle trying to break out.

[@THAT.RANDOM.GUY_]

Took the words right from my mindscape.

[@ellavoslinsky_flute]

I currently feel like literally ANY love story is better than Twilight 😂

[@brynnevans1025]

Why does everyone hate Twilight again? I never read or saw it but I just found a copy in my grandparents' house and was thinking about it.

[@maioha]

@@brynnevans1025 I absolutely loved the books before the movie came out. Then the actors in the movie completely ruined it for me, particularly Kristen Stewart. Do yourself a favour and only judge Twilight by the story as it was intended, not by the terrible movie acting. The movie could have been a thousand times better under a different director.

[@antonewatters6967]

Ryan: I wont let him out of my sight *Whoosh slam* He"s gone and i've failed you

[@maddy7101]

Lol😂😂

[@williamturner6192]

Well Zona was worried he would freak out over nothing so she didn't have anything to worry about.

[@kaylinlugo2347]

She called Matt a Man-child and he said no one’s ever called him a man. 😂

[@thehunterator520]

he has been called the man, the myth, the legend. Scott Sterling!

[@mr.megalodon4436]

@@thehunterator520 r/wooosh

[@thehunterator520]

@@mr.megalodon4436 how was I wooshed? I was just referencing studio c.

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

"Does anyone have a kidney we can sell? I'd offer mine but mamma already played that card." *_LIKE THE WIIIIIND!!!!!!_*

[@tuskofgothos2637]

“He’s gone and I have failed you.” 😂😂 Pure gold!

[@pdycougars5508]

Rip Mattunia your 8 minutes of happiness will never be forgotten 😢

[@AbruptBongo124]

I cried when petunia left irl

[@fishbecause]

Tommie Works: me too!

[@babblingbrook.]

Mattunia. I love it!

[@zoemargaret1504]

*_whips out earbuds_* *”IM SO READY”*

[@maddy7101]

Popcorn: ✔ Blanket: ✔ Headphones:✔ NOW IM READY

[@JKStudiosOfficial]

@@maddy7101 Sugar Loops x Lollipops x NOW I'M READY

[@whattheheckshouldinamemyse763]

**Airpod users are quacking**

[@connermccullock5408]

It's great knowing that I can watch a clean comedy video from JK! Studios every Thursday

[@csbNine]

Oh my goodness I can't believe I actually cried when Matt got the note from the Petunia!

[@peeweeharvard7894]

"Is this powdered sugar?" *panics in Kyle*

[@charmjedi]

There are so many good one-liners in this hahaha. "Lollipop!" & "That's, that's bad, I hope things don't get worse for you."😆 Goodness I could watch this over and over.

[@patricktat5115]

"He is gone and I have failed you..." LOL

[@jacobrichey7443]

Who else thinks that JK studios is the best thing on KZbin

[@Victoria_elaine]

Agreed

[@thewafflepig1944]

Yes!

[@alexandria3653]

Yup

[@Pixels-ee7kj]

"Someone wants to buy our website for 20,000.99$!" "we made a profit!" is it enough for Ryan's heart medication?

[@haileyweber2391]

Devin: I ordered all child smalls Micah: Devin you ruined everything! Ryan: I will never have to buy clothes again! Oh and a cotton polyester blend? Please and thank you! XD I laughed so hard! Also Devin: Look at those 99 big ones... 99 cents. Wow.

[@samhaley69]

The frying pan full of fruit loops got me

[@sirhumus752]

I’ve watched 1 minute and I’m already dying of laughter

[@violetstudios920]

I was going to quote a funny bit in the video here but... I couldn’t choose just one. The whole thing *literally* had me in tears because I was laughing so hard! Balance restored!

[@williamgolson4209]

Wouldn’t Owens birthday just be a sprinkle and a crum because of his micro stomach

[@violetcreature2848]

Yes, but if he went to the pancake place claiming its his birthday, he would get FREE sprinkles and crumbs(probably)

[@karimarken5060]

“Oh wait, that’s a Cheez it!” * eats it. 😂

[@pedromoo]

😂 I'm still walking down the street laughing like a maniac remembering this episode 😂. Please, please, please, MORE freelamcer's episodes.

[@tylerwagner9]

I've never felt like a week has taken an eternity to end until now. This series is already one of the most hilarious things these cast members have made imo. Can't wait to finish watching this episode.👍

[@simoneperry5265]

Totally agree!

[@missmoonyqueen3077]

Whitneys expressions are genius.........this has to be my favourite sketch of JK Studios so far. Edit: i have ten likes right now and thats the most ive ever gotten.............

[@HeyAdamBerg]

Yay! :] Glad to hear.

[@sabrinapederson6273]

"I won't let him out of my sight." *2 seconds later* "He is gone and I have failed you." I can't stop laughing!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@phantomfoxygaming9702]

Is the song when she curse everyone is the same song as the crazy mall kiosk salesman? It's sounds familiar

[@sophiejanemiller1886]

no i checked it's different

[@shlomo2142]

I gotta say, I love it when I watch a show and recognize certain parts from the trailer

[@brooklynnenoe8371]

The conversations that happen while they’re filming are becoming my favorite parts

[@cierraconvis9895]

2:50 Mr. Butts returns! Edit: He probably robbed Stacey as revenge for the missing $5 of the $4,000!

[@NguyenReactions]

*Cursed doll appears* Matt: uses it as a way to obtain infinite lolipops

[@thenumerousfew1205]

Only has a $100 dollers. has $1,000 laptop. LIFE

[@peachmilk6039]

Silvanus Rempel Ryan also has an (i think) Iphone X

[@thenumerousfew1205]

@@peachmilk6039 HOLLYWOOD

[@whitneycall6140]

But it’s broken, so he probably bought it used!

[@thenumerousfew1205]

@@whitneycall6140 they do break if you look at them wrong

[@irinaamariei1705]

Hei, you have to spend money to make money😀

[@courtneylittle1637]

"Fur is muder!" "I'm wearing a cotton polyester blend!" "My point still stands!" 😂😂😂😂

[@m.e.fair.9683]

I will name you Petunia 🤣

[@ZachariahMBaird]

"Is this powdered sugar?" That was SOÕŌØÒÖÔÓ Matt.

[@ruthiefleisher1603]

"I will literally never have to buy clothes again" *Captain Literally appears*

[@vylynhjensen6987]

Or does he???

[@babblingbrook.]

Matt hasn't had to but new clothes since middle school. 😂😉

[@ouijaboard_insanity]

Whohooooo this is what I look forward to all week!

[@ellabarrie6792]

I'm so glad this came out just before I had to go to school. And why does Ryan remind me of a more grown up Kyle?

[@williamturner6192]

It's the sugar Sugar. Wow, that sort of sentence should be much more common.

[@megfowles5176]

that's so true though

[@Topplenaut]

"Now I have two lollipops." Don't tell me I was the only one who was thinking it. Also I KNOW THEY'RE NOT LOLLIPOPS. That's just what he called them.

[@but-like-why-though1437]

KYLE NO

[@renia9777]

They are lollipops.

[@kevinbumgardner3553]

"What did you say?" "Nothing! I'm just gonna go to my... screaming place for a second." Why does this remind me of my sister?

[@aliyahburton2259]

"I shall name you Petunia." I AM DEAD.

[@tay8681]

Also i made “if you have kardashian hopes you have to have kardashian slopes” my wallpaper

[@maddy7101]

Lol me too!

[@HeyAdamBerg]

*claps*

[@mikegillettify]

Adam Berg slow claps? 👏....👏......👏

[@merovinchi2408]

Matt's character is so innocent and wholesome! Love this show!

[@toothless22]

THis is the classic Studio C I really MISS! TT

[@bladely777]

I love it when they add Dalton and Tori into there sketches.

[@jaedonklb603]

I love how ryan is so positive about literally everything

[@jessnielsenbeach5705]

"It would seem...that I have ruined our lives." I have been laughing over this one line delivery for 10 minutes!! :D

[@janessapage3089]

Yay!! Episode 2 so happy you guys are so talented! I have loved every episode so far😀😀😀 YOU ARE GREAT!

[@HeyAdamBerg]

Good to hear!

[@janessapage3089]

ADAM!! AHHAHAHAHHAHA

[@abbyleclair9216]

😂I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!😂 Matt you were so Funny! Petunia LOL. *all the shirts are children smalls* Matt: A little big but they'll shrink in the wash." Keep up the AWESOME work. Can't wait to see the next episode

[@jenniferl.8111]

“He’s gone and I have failed you”

[@dasaniforever795]

When you know you're being cursed but you can't resist those free lolly pops

[@haileyweber2391]

The doll made me jump especially because I have a severe phobia of dolls XD Do more please please please! I love these! The weeks pass by so slowly!

[@emilywalker4817]

Oh my gosh, the Google AdWords budget seriously stresses me out haha!!

[@katiep3417]

*Oh wait no, hold up... that's a cheez-it!* Why do I love this so much? 😂

[@jiren29]

why do I feel like this should be called *the extended adventures of Kyle*

[@jaghatai_bulut]

freelancers thing you are doing is just too good. seriously this thing is better than most things on netflix

[@maddy7101]

I clicked as soon as I got the notification!! Which was five minutes after they posted so...lol fight me😂

[@insomniablues]

ah yes. be sure to get a balanced meal of hot sugar loops each morning

[@williamturner6192]

The heat is important, it turns the sugar into self replicating proteins allowing you to live off them on any budget with minimal side effects.

[@insomniablues]

@TheHappyFaceC ahh yes

[@insomniablues]

@@williamturner6192 but will the hot sugar loops give me super powers?

[@annamariecasey5827]

"Lollipop! Thank you and no thank you!" Me too, me too.

[@mason.e.broderick]

I shall name you petunia

[@williamturner6192]

Screeming place. May she continue to stalk him despite the distance.

[@icedog6619]

Really loving the old Studio C cast and this series. Damn its good!

[@grantjohnson5785]

5:18 "The noob realized he had stumbled onto a small and insignificant, but rapid item spawn point. He remained camped there for the next five weeks, collecting this stackable item, until he had enough stockpiled to sell it all and buy his own castle."