My Ex's Tractor

Lyrics:
Well, I woke up one mornin', feelin' kinda fine,
Till I saw my ex's damn tractor parked outside of mine.
She must've left it there after a drunk-ass night,
Now it's sittin' in my driveway, blockin' my fuckin' sight.
Oh, my ex's damn tractor's fuckin' my day,
Can't get to the store, can't get on my way.
It's sittin' there like it owns this place,
Remindin' me of her and her damn face.
Oh, my ex's damn tractor, why won't you go,
You've turned my yard into a goddamn show.
Now, I ain't one to gossip, but I'll tell you what,
That tractor's got more miles than her ex-boyfriends' butts.
It's got a squeaky wheel and a rusted hood,
Just like our love, it ain't no fuckin' good.
Oh, my ex's damn tractor's fuckin' my day,
Can't get to the store, can't get on my way.
It's sittin' there like it owns this place,
Remindin' me of her and her damn face.
Oh, my ex's damn tractor, why won't you go,
You've turned my yard into a goddamn show.
Maybe I'll hitch it up to my old John Deere,
Drag it to her place, leave it right there.
She can deal with the mess, just like I had to,
And I'll get back to my life without that fuckin' view.
Oh, my ex's damn tractor's fuckin' my day,
Can't get to the store, can't get on my way.
It's sittin' there like it owns this place,
Remindin' me of her and her damn face.
Oh, my ex's damn tractor, why won't you go,
You've turned my yard into a goddamn show.
(Outro)
So if you see a man with a tractor in tow,
You know I'm done with her and ready to grow.
Leavin' that old love in a cloud of dust,
Cause that tractor and her lost my trust.
Oh my ex's damn tractor, goodbye and so long, I'm moving on with a brand new song.