Job Interview: Smart And Direct.

[@Ladyday83]

“I’ve always been passionate about not starving to death.” Facts bro

[@MarvelAndDc100]

So underrated 😂

[@moonflake9967]

Same lol 🤣

[@rubberballoonlover5471]

I mean, what the hell do they even expect us to say?!

[@dwcanhUwu]

I think the phrase is insinuating that he had been rejected so many times before.

[@przemysawb7945]

@@rubberballoonlover5471 Well would you rather hire a person actually passionate about the job you're expecting from them (or at least capable of pretending they are), or one who basically tells you point blank that they're only here because they need to be doing *something* and are going to be putting absolute minimum effort into any task given? Honestly I'm always puzzled about why people find this sort of questions during job interview to be stupid or pointless when there's a fairly obvious and understandable intent behind them.

[@stegpeng]

"those pretty blue eyes of yours" *opens eyes wide eyed to show the brown color in his eyes*

[@randomname8652]

You don't get it do you

[@BrandoBurbi]

@@randomname8652what is there something wrong? Is it a joke?

[@randomname8652]

@@BrandoBurbi he is clearly referencing a quote dumbass

[@NeoETM]

​@randomname8652 don't get what bro💀

[@randomname8652]

@@NeoETM it's a quote, you don't get it either

[@Edgy_Harlow]

“Describe yourself in one word.” “Hired.”

[@joelcortes6040]

Write that one down 😂

[@AdeleSchroeder]

Lol

[@My-cute-baby-sister]

Wise choice of words... or shall I say word😅

[@spideysam5473]

Well change H to F that suits better 😂😂😂😂

[@brahmbandyopadhyay]

"Then why are you coming to me if you are already hired?"

[@ppilihplul]

"Hi, what is your name?" "My name is hired!" Wait, you're hired?" "Thanks!"

[@KimyrTheKlanceShipper]

thats perfect

[@SarmadAzeem-ib]

"You are already under my genjutsu"

[@Flowing_Water_in_The_Valley]

I want to have name Hired😢

[@Super_star_gaming718]

Hop3fully no black bodyguerds come to kick u to the sun

[@KimyrTheKlanceShipper]

@@Super_star_gaming718 what?

[@RedRavenDoesMusic]

bro went from hungry to flirty to hired

[@ejikejanefrances8681]

Exactly 😂

[@wowkekejmejjdneejenenhdht]

He was hungry to work and feeling in love 😂

[@melodybrielle339]

@@wowkekejmejjdneejenenhdht*flowing in love

[@TareqAstroPhoton]

@@melodybrielle339 Falling in love lol

[@princessliza8014]

😂

[@bornokabbo4115]

Them: Are u single? Him: no I'm hungry

[@kushizzchannel8847]

HI HUNGRY

[@ButImNotGonnaTalkAboutThat]

​@@kushizzchannel8847 -My dad

[@xwxgamerxwx]

I'm 🇭🇺

[@Drjd223]

😂ifykyk😅😮

[@JAndre-gb3dm]

hello hungry I Am Broke

[@vvkngzz--]

he has more chemistry with himself than i will ever have T^T

[@ReniePoe-vm6eo]

Aw don’t feel insecure ):

[@Anyaforger4359]

I feel u bro T^T

[@minecraftslegacycommunity486]

Same here lad

[@_Not_Chicken_]

The smirk when he said "hired" and how casual he was when he said "I know" 😂😂😂😂

[@anamericancelt6534]

"Describe yourself with one word." Hired. I'm using that one.

[@kirisuma2186]

same....

[@mousesupremacy5556]

Good luck 👍

[@mercuryw]

It's a good one.

[@EezoTheChezo]

Then you get denied because life is not a KZbin short

[@hyekat]

​@@EezoTheChezo You must be real fun at parties, huh?

[@PirateKingLuffeh]

"Because You're Hiring, Duh" Men Give Him The Job

[@patnieto4769]

Fr

[@alesiabalan9311]

I mean, he did got the job

[@namitabisht7344]

If its someone like elon musk as the ceo he would definetly hire him

[@Itsgyro]

@@namitabisht7344 lol. It’s Elon. I’m sure he WOULDN’T hire someone like that.

[@gwiazdapolarna_]

I used that at kfc and they didn't hire me 😂

[@IINYXLLII]

“I’ve always been passionate about not staving to death” Same bro

[@deffnot_xindy]

"Whats your weakness?" Those pretty blue eyes of yours 🤣

[@itachi_whis07]

"I Excel at it" and "Word" killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@krankenwagen7198]

me2

[@nishthaaa007]

me3

[@Interestking]

me4

[@asr2009]

how did you comment then?

[@krankenwagen7198]

@@asr2009 wut

[@nicholascedrictamayo7556]

"Why should we hire you?" : "Cause your hiring duh" the most wise answer in all interviews you won't get fired 👁️👃👁️

[@patnieto4769]

Lol

[@gabrielbarros493]

"You can't get fired, if you haven't even been hired" Words from a wise man, also known as me

[@YuvrajSingh-ws7yd]

I mean the question really is that why should we hire specifically "you" and not someone else 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@nicholascedrictamayo7556]

@@gabrielbarros493 lol

[@JustARandomGuyWanderingInYt.]

​@@gabrielbarros493 we all know howieeazy made that line right?💀stop pretending like you made it dawg

[@aiyazahsan9937]

I need this level of Confidence!

[@AnthonyIskander]

This is the pure definition of “Think smarter, not harder”

[@mercyaddurwar8564]

I wish every interview was this honest!😂😂😂

[@wallacechan-qi4un]

“Well I’ve always been passionate about NOT STARVING TO DEATH” 😂

[@Catomaster69]

What is wrong with staring to deatg

[@Catomaster69]

Like you are just staring at it

[@AdeleSchroeder]

Lololololololol

[@lingyu9126]

​@@Catomaster69 go learn some English bro 😂

[@NDJunction]

so am I :0 its crazy!

[@forevertya2149]

If only I were this confident during a job interview. Dude passed with flying colors without even trying

[@charlesmao7743]

If I were the CEO I'll make sure to put this guy as a manager😂😂😂. That "not starving to death" would mean he wouldn't want to go back to the dump

[@xXGrey_SkullXx]

Him: those pretty blue eyes of yours The guy with brown eyes: 👁️👄👁️ R.I.P my notifications lol-

[@tryingtoget100sub]

Even the emoji face maches 👹🖕

[@soy4600]

Where 1 reply

[@SupremeDUX22]

Where 2 replies

[@tryingtoget100sub]

@@SupremeDUX22 ???

[@tryingtoget100sub]

@@soy4600 ???

[@Yo_localBATMAN]

Work smarter not harder The nerd of the class:😢😢

[@Murphy_Law3143]

That nerd is my best friend, can confirm he works smarter. Does his two pages of homework on the bus and gets a better grade than me.

[@seqw0044]

​@@Murphy_Law3143 so he is not a nerd

[@Murphy_Law3143]

@@seqw0044 indeed he is, he nerds out about how best to cheese school.

[@Sumirevins]

Yeah, you're talking like this will work in a real interview. You gotta different from reel and real people. Besides Imma nerd and I don't work that hard to get good grades it's quite easy honestly.

[@Murphy_Law3143]

@evils.eweits I get A's without trying too so don't say I'm jealous. Look up what "nerd" means because it undersells your argument.

[@mercce6750]

Bruh just rizzed his way into a job. 💀💀

[@a.shsjo09si]

"You got the job" He "I know" Perfect example of being confident.

[@hebaalajram5320]

“ ok why should we hire you “ “ because you’re hiring duhh” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@totalynothanna]

"describe yourself in one word" "Hired" Edit 1: Ty for 1k likes! Edit 2 : MoM iM fAmOuS!!

[@I-am-that-guy]

I wonder if that would actually work 🤔

[@WilliamWizer]

@@I-am-that-guy it can work. it's extremely rare, but it can work.

[@I-am-that-guy]

@@WilliamWizer Oh that's cool even if it's really rare, it must be cool if you're hired only by describing yourself like that😅

[@WilliamWizer]

@@I-am-that-guy the trick is to find a work place that requires you to have that kind of talent. I once knew a guy that got hired because on the question "where do you see yourself in five years?" he answered "working as your replacement" not everybody can give that kind of answer with a poker face.

[@AryanKohli-hkscx]

How wow looks like we watched the same video...

[@nikkimabanlongeval601]

The microsoft pun is just on point. I love it!

[@austingibson9291]

This is perfection. Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChefMarkyMarkz]

I used that hired line on my second job. Chef laughed and said alright munchkin. Let's see for how long. Stayed for 3 years at that job.

[@nisajaradeesen2771]

That one guy that actually use this in real life..... "A minute of silence for that guy"

[@Mupyeong]

Honestly don't know why. I don't know why companies expect in this economy. I want to not starve thank you very much I will work overtime if you give me a bit of extra cash and I will only call in sick if I absolutely have to. Just give me money man. It's not rocket science. Meanwhile Job Interviews be like Mother Goose: "Yes Sir, I am absolutely LOVING this company I would appreciate if I could sell my soul up front for your benefit! Heck, I'd sell my mother and first born - no both of my children! You need my kidney, too?"

[@MrTStat]

I told my current boss in the interview You're hiring and I need money He respected that

[@anthonysookarry5866]

He got the job for a stand up comedian.

[@dondadda3739]

When your applying at your family's company and your boyfriend is the person interviewing you lol

[@reaver_7]

hang on-

[@YN-re4rl]

Imagine if it was his brother - ThEre wAs A chAoS

[@KatrinaJoseph]

I think everyone misunderstood his flirty reply. Interviewer asked him about his weakness and he replied "those pretty blue eyes of urs," meaning that just as the interviewer didn't have any blue eyes, he too didn't have any weaknesses to be pointed out.

[@petertoth3477]

"What are your weaknesses?" "I'm colorblind."

[@jefflargo4422]

" How do you see yourself in the future? " "In your position"

[@adamxdprod7885]

"Describe yourself with one word." Hired. I'm definitely gonna steal that

[@lukethegoldenminecart1297]

never doubt a man who can be confident and use short answers at the same time

[@Gimdxtr]

I would hire him.

[@hassanshahzad5048]

Only if I had this level of confidence

[@SWFLCentral]

that "I know" brooo 😂💀

[@raulbombastic2423]

These people are the best(happy new year!)

[@thinkup2468]

"..I've always been passionate about not starving to death" I chocked on my saliva for a sec💀

[@ashimghosh1222]

That "hired" killed me😂😂😂

[@GalaxyDragonArt]

They way he stutters after the blue eyes comment got me!

[@NotAce2010]

“Those pretty blue eyes of urs 🫦” His eyes: 🟤🫦🟤

[@magnetixmakesskits]

Me at my job interviews be like:

[@WxnBum]

​@OldMan just to get rejected

[@xvy_edits]

bro broke the entire worlds job system with 1 word 😂

[@CabbagepuIt]

Oh thank goodness all the other people were blabbering about how good the comp and was and how much they can bring to the table we need someone like you he is more straightforward

[@pancakw]

I did this at an interview and it actually worked! thanks!

[@myprivatechanel385]

Omg really tell me ur kidding

[@brendonhager3592]

“Decribe yourself in one word” “hired” he just hired himself

[@Kazoo_gurl]

This channel makes those audios that end up in those vids with that one mobile game of a car driving down a road 💀

[@theOFFICIALLEADERofthequietkid]

Not him literally flirting with the interviewer 😂

[@0zer0ne1]

I mean if he has good references and work ethic. He seems like a fun coworker that could really lift the mood of the entire company

[@Ultramewing_nugget]

This guy needs an Oscar

[@adeyemitioluwani1169]

The HR's worst nightmare: "Those big blue eyes of yours"😂

[@ceriseharrison]

“What do you have planned for the future?” “Lunch.” Same bro 😂

[@RheinJT]

I have a job interview tomorrow and I'm taking notes.🗿

[@finvaly]

Did you get the job?

[@ashender823]

tell me how that goes

[@Itsgyro]

Dude, I bet my left nut you’ll have a hard time👀

[@XvAstarisk]

Any updates?

[@premnath2333]

I think he starved to death

[@thatallaroundfarmgirl]

Why haven't I run across this sooner??? Totally using some of this in my next interview...

[@MafuyuAsahina-Meme]

And this way, you gave me the words I'll say when i'll be participating for any job. Thank ya

[@Lucious_Artorious_Castus]

This guy makes sketches on jokes that have been passed on from our dads generations. probably heard this one thousand times before.

[@thawanimation1805]

I am going to try this at my first job interview

[@I-am-that-guy]

Me too 😅😂😂

[@TheLoraxWithMjolnir]

Oh no is it too late?

[@khalel4747]

This is a logical interview....

[@spritis]

"Those pretty blue eyes of yours" Bro was flabbergasted, and flummoxed

[@Slimeball21_4]

“Those pretty blue eyes” HIS EYES ARE BROWN

[@cookieandpie4533]

My therapist: what do you have planned for the future? Me:Lunch My therapist: no like long term Me: oh uh dinner

[@yanalieh3848]

" I Fall In Love easy" Bro why is that me..😳

[@shuporangporang_linos-1]

*“sir my eyes are brown. Your hired!”*

[@sandy_gamer2609]

"was that a Microsoft pun?" That had me😂

[@burnttoastman1859]

Happy new year

[@magicmonkeyman]

describe yourself in 1 word. I'm using that from now on

[@unknownthecat]

"hired" "can he do that" "yes" "ok youre correct"

[@usmanhunaisdeen]

Bro rizzed him up with the blue eyes one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eniboybamby]

"Describe your self in one word" "Dead" *dies immediately*

[@BlackMothraa]

he's buff!!!!!!!

[@Mattiwarrior]

Bro BOTH rizzed and outsmarted bro💀

[@AmberMajor-fu6pl]

"Describe yourself in one word" "hired" "WHAT THE!" Got me😂

[@gabrielbarros493]

How to get hired at McDonald's:

[@jacobfox666]

Cry about it you probably work at Wendy’s

[@Pandaboi1829]

“because your hiring” LOLOLOOLOPLLOLLPOLLOLO😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nightshade77]

I’m gonna use that when I’m in a job interview

[@Coddess-bt2do]

“Those pretty blue eyes of urs” *panic* 💀😭😭💀

[@delish9637]

The legit definition of working smarter not harder 😂

[@Yuki_anime_lover_girl]

Congratulations youre hired Him : *whaching on phone *, i know Got me rolling on the floor😂😂

[@nellyb2735]

"Describe yourself in one word" "Hungry"

[@HenryDiana-s8e]

Bruh this legit would be me lmao 🤣 Well done man

[@Smartybooklover]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bro needs his own Netflix show

[@annaduenwald9649]

😂😂 I laughed hysterically at those puns.

[@_AstaLily]

Bro has a great Outlook on life 💀

[@obsidian_Ke]

Love the Microsoft puns...😂very impressive.

[@terry2295]

Love how he doubled down on it at the end by looking at his phone disinterested.

[@marymeeks6680]

I would hire him just for his sense of humor😅

[@VDOgamr]

Bro, just rizzed himself😂😂😂

[@Yahnax2823]

"I fall in love easily" 😂😂 Man, how much I can relate!

[@kazuki_nakamura8803]

"hired" that make me laugh so much😂

[@noone-hb1ft]

We getting a job with this one 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@vibhasingh3788]

“Those pretty blue eyes of urs.” Killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@Blue38moon]

Bro rizzed himself up 😂😂😂😂😂

[@PortMars]

"The guy who always thinks outta the box" is his nickname, and this, is his beginnings of the cruel world of work.

[@ILikeBabys-qf7lq]

I did this at my job interview yesterday… I got the fricking job!

[@talhaabubakar3290]

The guy was literally already confidently pressing his phone and said "I know"😂😂😂😂😂

[@drive-channel1834]

"Congratulations, you got the job" "I know" calmly and inattentively . . .