JOE BIDEN IS A BIG BOY - TRUMP IS HIS VICE PRESIDENT?

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[@buzzedbeelzebub9454]

Bet you Delaney Deniers are shaking your heads now, aren't you?

[@trevorgrover5619]

lol didn't know Delaniacs were still around

[@buzzedbeelzebub9454]

@@trevorgrover5619 Everyone is a Delaniac; they just don't know it yet.

[@Anemone616]

The Delaney is awake…

[@DiabolicalApostle]

​@@buzzedbeelzebub9454Delaniacs are one, Delaniacs are all. I still campaign for him in the fields of Iowa.

[@TheFarfanugan]

“Welcome the president of Ukraine. President Putin.” Putin: hardbass while riding a horse, shirtless

[@dreamsprayanimation]

He has lower energy than Jeb if you wanna know the truth.

[@MacabreMole]

Remember when people were upset about how old Joe Biden was in 2008 when Obama picked him for VP?

[@RJH755]

No because I was 9 years old back then lol

[@MacabreMole]

@@RJH755 well those of us that voted in that election probably remember.

[@thesuperostrich]

@@MacabreMole I was only 8 so that is news to me. But what I do know is all the people saying Biden isn’t too old now were saying Bernie sanders was too old back in 2016 and 2020. So I can’t put much stock in what those Biden loyalists say

[@RJH755]

@@MacabreMole The fact he was considered old even when I was that young and he's STILL in politics when I'm now 25 is crazy

[@TrashQueenAndKing]

I remember thinking McCain was super old but that guy feels like a spring chicken now

[@InfectedNobody]

What the actual shit was this embarrassment I just witnessed

[@dannyvanhecke]

This is insane.. if I'd live in the US I would get nightmares about Project 2025 now.

[@mrshittles9424]

@@dannyvanhecke Trump says he doesn't like project 2525. I think if we're lucky he'll be too narcissistic to adopt complex plans like that.

[@Toast8142]

I think it's time to vote for the other Biden, this one aint looking so hot...

[@mrshittles9424]

Hunter?

[@JDog4976]

27:03 he literally confessed that he's not in charge

[@trevorgrover5619]

Holy shit, it's JOVER lol

[@threeofeight197]

You wish it was jover.

[@AlterEgoIII]

14:00 Vice President Trump 😂 you can't make this shit up, folks

[@stonedcaterpillar3342]

Guys we're so fucked

[@bilbobaggins9451]

Just when you think we've reached rock bottom, the excavator comes in and digs even deeper than you thought.

[@teiced]

Biden is running for mayor of knox county

[@ultimor1183]

Why is he wearing a suit?

[@sdl_tunable4390]

actually he’s running for dog catcher

[@reikowallach2465]

Ah yes, the alzheimers episode. How fitting.

[@Chodaboy65]

- "Are we boned?" - "Yep. We're boned."

[@GlazedNuts]

So screwed.

[@amosbackstrom5366]

(With a splintered giraffe femur)

[@stepaion438eldon8]

We need a left wing third party so badly lol

[@justasplanned8023]

Too late

[@nubzz]

Because a 3rd party wouldn't be as corrupt as the other two. Maybe end the party system instead.

[@justinmorehouse1104]

@@mack_8344Bernie had the chance too

[@IgnarHusky]

We need a modern Farmer-Labour Party of America. Or an United Worker's Party. Idc what it's called but we need it

[@dereklong2072]

There are third parties, you just need to join them and support them and volunteer for them if you want them to grow.

[@Episcopicide]

15:37 “Working class people still have need help.”

[@00ABBITT00]

When the animated corpse speaks, the people listen.

[@curtishoward4470]

I don't think there's a peaceful way to save the country. Like I've always thought it, but like how many historic events can we live through and not snap?

[@bilbobaggins9451]

I don't think the American public will ever snap, at this point.

[@Insignificatos]

Whispers McMillan 😆

[@htcsergeimail]

Enjoy four more years of Trump America :[

[@oliverhackett]

Brett Keane could probably do a better press conference than Joe Biden at this point. 😂

[@daraghokane4236]

CNN reporter what is your day after plan for Isreai, I want it to be a place fore Christians Muslims pagans Jews, Now NetaYahoo fucked up name that guy has. I can see it I have no idea why the Daily Wire hasn't highered Brett he is better then some of the others they have

[@Lovehandels]

I can only shake my head at this

[@Sharla_Smith]

or laugh.

[@kirstencole364]

PRESIDENT PUTIN, BRO 💀

[@Ajax-ty2ui]

Listen to him.

[@dereklong2072]

President Putin of Ukraine. Vice President of the United States, Donald Trump.

[@dereklong2072]

Maybe Biden isn't actually demented, he's just from a Mandela effect parallel universe.

[@guguludugulu]

@@dereklong2072 His left eye looks into the past, his right into the future. He has no time for the present

[@daltonmortimer7735]

Welp it got worse again....

[@brad7566]

"And then I got a call from Suice" "Excuse me sir did you mean Sweden?" 31:45

[@Runningtail]

Is it any wonder our political environment is so adversarial these days when we don't for what we believe in anymore, rather vote against the opposition?

[@Heyoka86]

14:13 - I can't get enough of that reaction 💀💀💀

[@johnandrew1987]

Paul wake up! None of this is real! It's his older brother!!!

[@canaan5337]

“Glassy eyed Joe” that’s a banger of a campaign song, I take it all back Joe should stay in the race after all.

[@kensuke0]

14:12 He done, guys. He cooked and ready to be served.

[@vshuarie]

Joe sound like he needs some pedialite

[@HaggisDruid]

He needs a portable IV pole wheeled around with him.

[@awesomeo406]

Ted K was right

[@canaan5337]

We need John Delaney to step in as a generic democrat under 70.

[@itachiuchiha5771]

How are they actually calling it a big boy press conference? Is this some attempt to make him seem young? Jesus Christ

[@daraghokane4236]

Biden is learning to use the potty that is also why his administrator keeps saying wet the bed

[@CherryHotSauce]

I’m so tired

[@thetastyscott9220]

Tj’s immediate face palm when Biden said vice president trump was great lol

[@guguludugulu]

Do they think that painting him orange will make Trump voters mix up and vote for Biden by mistake? I know they're dumb, but i doubt you'll sell them orange Biden. It's so weird

[@nrrork]

Now contrast this with Trump giving a lively speech to a huge, cheering crowd, even in a sleepy little Pennsylvania town. Suddenly, shots ring out, he takes one to the ear and gets behind cover. Moments later he gets back up like _fucking Rocky_ being all "Yo, I didn't hear no bell!" And stands with his fist raised in defiance in front of a perfectly framed, majestically soaring American flag, with blood running down his face looking like some tribal warrior's face tattoo, leading chants of "USA!" as he's led off the stage. I don't even like Trump, but that was still the most badass thing I've ever seen a politician do in my 41 years.

[@ninguemvj]

I have a recurring dream where I have to play bass in a band (I'm not a bass player) and it sounds exactly like this PC.

[@Episcopicide]

Welp. Fuck.

[@Drexl_bowie]

Who’d give the more coherent speech: Biden or Scotty after ten dabs?

[@AKHeretic91]

Definitely Scotty

[@daniel06977]

Wide open eyes can be a sign of fear

[@kmatthew12204]

Whelp, he dropped out!

[@dalecherne5377]

This is truly painful to watch 🤦‍♂

[@InfamousLuigi]

Is that the amazing atheist? It’s been 15 years.

[@GoTommyBoy]

Love this.

[@skyemccuien2501]

Paul looks ready to cry, you and me both buddy.

[@severussnape222]

This dudes Older than Nato thats scary

[@owenmyhra8723]

Listen to him jack!

[@zoexoxo999]

48:00 why Pauls head twitching like that and why did I notice it 😭

[@LyleVSXyle]

I think his hair is being blown by a fan. You can see some of it on his headset

[@threeofeight197]

I think his PR ppl are trying to get him out by calling this “big boy”.

[@threeofeight197]

It’s cool to put it on 1.5 speed. Biden still sounds slow and old but the guys sound like chip munks. 😂😂😂😂

[@sumgamelab]

6:29 Aggressor nose 😂

[@magenta-rosepark4965]

Joe Biden has become Jordan Peterson,but without the diva weeping. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[@magenta-rosepark4965]

I have heard of not using small talk, but there is still such a thing as too much elaborating a response to each question.

[@Youtubeissokewl]

He made me fall asleep

[@TrippaC4939]

Next time you guys do this make the video not the same volume as you guys because like a good %20 of the time I had to really strain to hear what you guys said

[@brettmaloney1411]

1:03:54 the best moment

[@buffhardback7595]

Well, anyway...

[@Schlamma_show]

He is so cooked

[@BadGuyRants]

The Kamala video I sent Chee-Jay, is still looming large.

[@MarkWhippy]

It seems Biden does better when he just disappears.

[@D_M-l3u]

Paul: Look at him he already forgot the question.... Biden: answers the question Paul: It is clear these are pre prepared questions and he is reading from a script.

[@mikaranta5840]

Are you trying to beat Queen Elizabeths rexord? Oldest leader in the world, but this leader is not ceremonial.

[@dsm7014]

51:57

[@Iceman99992]

We need Jeb bush

[@pbarbs82]

Please clap

[@Katsi404]

Even Jeb can't fix this.

[@beavis6363]

I caught a couple disturbing things while watching this live. Watching it again has reaffirmed my unpopular replace him stance. The "not tr*mp" candidate needs to be articulate now more than ever. A sharp witted orator would be a godsend. A sharp witted orator, Joe is not.

[@threeofeight197]

Idk Paul. Gavin Newsom seems too sleazy. IMHO.

[@stang46l]

Interesting

[@aNightmaresRequiem]

LMAO

[@cloudmassacre2785]

52:00

[@wr3eckeriv640]

26:30

[@Virtuoso191]

Everytime I hear Biden he just rambles till his voice fades to white noise.

[@mjackson8481]

14:12

[@Blerrycat]

Welp

[@regionalrange3052]

Lol hahhaha you think you weŕe having potatoe stand down? Jaha

[@catherineh399]

Almost 666 likes

[@PenguinEconomics-st2ws]

Can you guys turn Biden down I can't hear my lords over his incoherent rambling!

[@Kylozi111]

Biden on stage is like paul on destiny's podcast. Lol

[@daraghokane4236]

I don't get how destiny is seen as good at arguing his way of defending any stance is just throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks having 500 stupid contradictory reason isn't as convincing to me has having one genuine one.

[@SCHRODINGERS_WHORE]

why doesn't density love his kid?

[@daraghokane4236]

Paul is better at arguning then Destiny, Paul has changed my mind on things I Destiny has never made me think you know he might have a point. None of Destinys fans had there mind changed by Destiny either and he has a girls name beta

[@DoomKid]

Gishgallop master!

[@gregglira9947]

these dudes talk every time open his mouth, you barely even hear the speech

[@christophercrowley9873]

I can kind of forgive him for being confused with " Volodymyr" and "Vladimir" but that was beyond comprehension

[@serioussilliness2064]

..

[@evanbelisle8464]

Yeah he’s old and shouldn’t be president but what do you all think is going to happen to soft left leaning podcasters when project 2025 shows its head? Do you want someone else to run for the Dems four months before election?

[@morningmadera]

Don't you get it? ANYYYYYY BOOOOOODY else is going to have a better chance against Trump at this point. There's no difference between "I will vote for Trump even if he kills someone on the streets" people and "I'm ridin' with Biden" people. Both are zealots at this point.

[@florinivan6907]

@@morningmadera The real problem is that Biden is so frail its pretty obvious that he's not actually running the country anymore. The day to day decisionmaking is done by someone else. So the choice is a possible right wing dictatorship vs a shadowy center left dictatorship. In either case what is the choice?

[@Redribbo]

between trump and biden, i think you americans should vote for trump, in this particular case i am sure that everyone in here from america can agree that you rather have a leader in your office instead of a baby who doesn't do shit, we all know kamala harris is the real president during biden.

[@3crowsinatrenchcoat]

Neither trump nor biden are leaders and both are babies who don't do shit

[@DoomKid]

Trump is no leader.

[@kevin-gayrebelamerican8047]

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