Joe Dirt - fireworks stand scene

Being a firework fanatic, this is one of my favorite scenes. Firework aficionados will certainly appreciate the humor.

[@RoachDogg_JR]

Hüsker Düs, Hüsker Dön'ts This line has been stuck in my head for 20 years.

[@DavidEmerling79]

The part that sticks in my head is - "... nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick." Who knew that certain fireworks come with accessories?

[@kashketchum373]

It’s how he says it , because mine too 😂

[@HyperSole]

"Whistlin Kitty Chaser" for me 😂

[@T_D_B_]

Absolutely. This line is a test of new friends. If they don't know it, they aren't going to be close friends lol

[@Americansikkunt]

“It’s not what you like. It’s the consumer.” Low key great business advice.

[@scampoli25]

1:49 "You're gonna stand there, OWNING a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't got no whistling bungholes?" Amazing line delivery

[@MartyMcFly88]

“Husker do’s, husker donts?”

[@simplyjuannie5128]

Just Snakes and Sparklers.

[@5280PolotheKid]

“With or without the scooter stick” is my favorite add on

[@mikeohawk95]

Yep and joe dirt was bottle rocketing the tails of cows when he was 7 1/2 and accident,y lit a methane fart 💨 from a cow yet methane ozone layer illlee gases, man Mother Nature that’s just wrong

[@mikeohawk95]

Man and my atom formers, like they can like print unlimited copies of fireworks, snakes, firecrackers, bottle rocks, Roman candles and stuff, thus you make 24/7 more then enough to supply millions of buyers per week, make a fortune in less then a month!

[@pamhall1434]

The list: Snakes, sparklers, firecrackers, M80, black cats, roman candles, screaming mimis, ladyfingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do-das, crap flappers, whistling bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker do's, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsa daisers with or without the scooter stick, whistling kitty chaser. You're wekcome 😁🇺🇸

[@DavidEmerling79]

I'm assuming you did this without watching the video, pausing it and taking notes. Yes, I am impressed.

[@elliothill3953]

Hüsker Dü’s* Hüsker Dün’t’s.*

[@az0970449]

you definitley wrote that down

[@mrgalaxy8339]

just stopping by because I love Joe dirt

[@jeffreyschnoldt5388]

Ditto

[@guacamole3199]

Ok?

[@alexrinaldi3257]

Im here for the really random Husker Du reference

[@monsterman112]

Ok

[@UnreadyBelief]

This is my favorite movie

[@jenniferarmstrong5610]

one of the best movie scenes of all time hands down

[@mikecolumna]

hands down...but THUMBS UP.

[@Cristina55555]

Every year around this time I have to come back and practice this scene to later make people laugh 🤣 I’ve basically done it for almost 20 years lol

[@sween1911a1]

This clip, and Terry going in reverse are the all-time greats.

[@SwayOsoarrogant925]

Crap flappers an whistling bungholes always gets me

[@JonOroMusic]

Screaming MeMes is a regular phrase for me.

[@neoasura]

"You're gonna stand there.." Lol I still use that all the time when starting a conversation!

[@DavidEmerling79]

I'm somewhat disappointed by how few people visited this site on the 4th of July. This is the Mecca of all fireworks aficionados. You MUST watch this video, at a minimum, once a year, on the 4th of July.

[@zackmack9461]

Absolutely, Happy 4th of July 2022!

[@NashvilleDave]

Can’t tell me what to do. I watched it on the 5th. #anarchy

[@buffalojoe78]

I’m here rn on the 1st

[@DavidEmerling79]

@@buffalojoe78 Congratulations! That makes you a true believer. Expect a check in the mail for your dedication.

[@lanceharding8438]

July 3rd.

[@MrCheeesee]

Just here on July 3rd. Classic scene.

[@imdm8698]

This film has to be considered one of the best comedies E V E R !!! So many memorable scenes and lines.

[@Baja383]

They need to make a real firework package including all these gems.

[@therealwiseguy3747]

The Joe dirt special assortment

[@DavidEmerling79]

Actually, that's a brilliant idea! Somebody is going to make a small fortune with this idea and you're going to be hitting yourself up against the forehead and say, "Hey! I thought of that back in 2020."

[@ellieramirez3096]

Omg lmao the reason I searched this scene up was because I bought a 8 pack of 300 and 500 gram fire works all named after this scene.

[@jamesjohnson6239]

David Spade ...so under rated!!! Thank you for the laughs

[@mortimeremo6664]

back here because tomorrow is 4th of july

[@TheCaptain008]

Did you have snakes and sparklers tho?

[@DavidEmerling79]

@@TheCaptain008 I light my snakes with sparklers. But I wear lots of protective gear in case something explodes and goes boom.

[@zach4627]

Back here coz i cant leave the house

[@mrmeeseeks6223]

Dang your cute asf!

[@Therocky8912]

back in 2020

[@jordoncollins1332]

“It’s not what you like, it’s the consumer..” getting a lesson in business and comedy at the same time

[@stephaniebrace2856]

I am only here so I can memorize the last part and make my boyfriend laugh tomorrow on the 4th of July because he loves this movie. I have it pretty down pat.

[@5150scottie5150]

"I would never do that!" Lol gets me all the time

[@ryanboone7595]

i met the kickin wing actor...He came into my starbucks and i paused for a second then shouted KICKIN ASS!!!! pleasantly startled him.

[@skinnyredneck180]

I know it's been a year, but I have to say congrats on that shit. That's so fuckin cool

[@frayblackout431]

Sam Rod I doubt that.

[@robert1988420]

His name was kicking wing wtf

[@yayogang2515]

That's Chester from law and order

[@efrainrodarte6395]

His name is adam beach

[@EchoBoomer1987]

Is this the Joe Exotic documentary people have been talking about?

[@gentilewarrior]

This was before he started his zoo, the beginnings of Joe Exotic.

[@haymaker710]

Yes it is.

[@OwnedEpicStyle]

Super funny comment man it really made me laugh bro. So funny

[@Mortal-Monk]

Pretty close, Joe Exotic said he was going sue Columbia Pictures and Sony for making a film about his life before he found the zoo.

[@Luv2luv80sbaby]

😆😆😆

[@jasmineefinch2812]

with or without the scooter stick gets me every time

[@bigghoss762]

Joe Dirt is my spirit animal.

[@colebennett7487]

Every 4th of July I got to see this scene

[@gkmankowal2542]

I wanna walk into a fireworks store and and ask if they have all of these and see if they get the reference

[@mochimochi289]

With or without the scooter stick.....lmao😂😭

[@Metaphix]

imagine how many times someone who owns a fireworks stand must hear this lol

[@bobbywhitaker8872]

Every 4th of July I try to recite this from memory and just can't get it

[@hoosierflatty6435]

ya I'm usually too sloshed but I do reference "with or without the scooter stick" often

[@rebelinreb402]

Just write it down and read it out loud often just for the fuck of it

[@hoosierflatty6435]

@@rebelinreb402 Good call. You could also play it on loop when you sleep but I'm not a doctor and I'm not giving medical advice.

[@m0nnie_]

I have been practicing I forgot there were 2 parts previously to what I have been reciting lol.

[@probuilder961]

@@rebelinreb402 Brilliant. I'm gonna write it down, since I learn better that way anyhow. I just hope nobody finds it, they'll think I've lost my mind!

[@downshift75]

You're gonna stand there owning a firework stand!

[@MartyMcFly88]

This IS the good stuff!

[@Baja383]

I want to believe that Joe Dirt is based on a true story.

[@jessicalauderdale7719]

Wait.. it’s not???

[@SHADOWACTUAL]

This is a documentary, what are you talking about!?

[@SpaceGhostPurps]

Theo von

[@cwisted5308]

@@SpaceGhostPurps One of the greatest responses ive ever seen on youtube hahahahah

[@Agent1W]

@@ellathefunnyllama (in a high-pitched Cajun accent) Work's what you make it.

[@vanrayandy]

i found a hoosker dont! have 2 of em and and a zipity do da ! one nipsy dazer with the scooter stick!

[@calebheney302]

Hüsker*

[@munkeylovin22]

Who is here for the Fourth of July?

[@Botulizard]

Hüsker Düs, Hüsker Don'ts...

[@mrgalaxy8339]

Happy 4th of July everyone!

[@islapbabies7687]

Murica

[@FG-ji1pg]

happy 4th of july in 2018

[@robert1988420]

Happy 5th hope you got all your fingers

[@soldav4830]

Had a great fourth Lit off tons of Whistling Bungholes

[@leebob86]

Jew lie. 74, 47. Euclid

[@dougpeters1625]

I always recite this when I'm standing in line at the DMV, after I do this for about 10 minutes they let me go to the front of the line

[@dreamgaming5983]

I’ll take “things that didn’t happen” for $500

[@oXxLOUDOGxXo]

I fucken love this movie. Representin' the 4th of July here people!!

[@CarlaHanson68]

This scene just popped into my head and I had to look it up and watch it again 😂 Whistling Bung Holes and Whisker Biscuits 😂😂

[@super_retro8465]

So You're gunna stand there owning a Taco Bell drive thru and tell meeeee you ain't got no 7 layer OB. burritos,Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes, Potato tacos, no nacho supremes, no loaded grillers with or without Potatoes or one single Beefy Fritos Burrito?

[@TheMackchuck]

Man that was a good one I'm dying 😭 I feel ya there!

[@TheMackchuck]

I'm still mad they took away the Mexican pizza and the grilled stuffed burrito

[@potatocore]

The one by me always runs out of everything 😆

[@Rrrakanishu]

RIP to the loaded grillers

[@bubbyghost2974]

4th of July 2022 still here

[@Parzival.007]

I wanted to recite this to the firework stand near me today

[@ivycarnivora]

I watch this every 4th of July

[@dawnbaines8539]

I was broken hearted yesterday when my husband said someone on Craig's List was selling fireworks. I went to respond and couldn't pull even one of these out my ass. I'm watching this again to make sure that doesn't happen next time.

[@drewstoney4174]

Who else here 4th of July 2020

[@jrgarza1964]

Me. Lol

[@jrhodes23]

One day late lmfao

[@boondocksfishing1159]

Me

[@TheRISINGSTAR35]

"happy 4th of july 2022."

[@mikewashington88]

You always go with the Scooter Stick. Not without.

[@DavidEmerling79]

Pfft! Yeah. Who doesn't know that? :)

[@Joe_Parmesan]

What's better: Hoosker Do or Hoosker Don't?

[@FuneralK9]

Joe dirt is one of the funniest movies ever created I don’t care about anything else anyone has to say. It’s not even an argument it’s just a straight up fact.

[@caesar349]

Ummm.. We called "Kitty Chasers" something else...

[@punkrocksurvivlist6475]

I know exactly what you you mean ..I grew up being told a sling shot had a different name..

[@WakaFIockaFlame]

@@punkrocksurvivlist6475 what did you call them

[@chadkase7580]

Lol same

[@chadkase7580]

@@punkrocksurvivlist6475 yep

[@76NightProwler]

Yep

[@dreamboat22-99]

“I was wasn’t getting by on my tracking wages” He was being sarcastic if you didn’t catch it.

[@michaelregan6814]

Had to play this for my mother in law to give her the proper names!

[@pamelaharrington3838]

This one's for you Joe Dirt!!! Wherever you are welcome home buddy welcome home!!!!

[@T..C..M]

Das rye!! HOME eh weh you mekkit!

[@benjaminoliveira5359]

Hey almost July 4th of 2023, where can I get a “Whistling Bunghole” preferably with a Scooter stick?? 😂

[@bizkits]

You're going to stand there.... my friends and i quote this all ths time

[@DavidEmerling79]

Yeah, there are a lot of quotable lines in this scene that can be applied to just about everything. "You're going to stand there, in the kitchen, cooking a pizza, and tell me that you haven't put any extra mozzarella cheese on it?" "It already has cheese on it." "Well, that may be your problem. It's not what YOU want, it's what I want."

[@bizkits]

@@DavidEmerling79 lol you see it. Good stuff

[@psibri1]

Love this movie. My wife asks me why I can watch these movies repeatedly (I own it) and I tell her it doesn't get less funny!

[@DavidEmerling79]

You should tell your wife, "Well that might be your problem - It's now what YOU like, it's ME."

[@johnnoreau3570]

I was telling my gf about this movie starting with “I’m your sister” she doesn’t want to watch this movie becuase it sounds stupid. My heart is broken 🤣

[@axlneztsosie3176]

Same here I don't give ah Fuck what my woman says. I get stoned every Saturday morning and watch Strange Wilderness.

[@last90sdude7]

Happy 20th Anniversary Joe Dirt.!

[@dmac3551]

Indian dudes previous job.. trail guide...... held ear to ground and told cowboys “buffalo come”.. cowboys said “how do you know that “? And he replied “my ear sticky” ! Thanks! I’ll be at my trailer here every Friday.......

[@kmd4614]

Happy 4th 2021

[@hellyeah3871]

Happy 4th of July to you too🇺🇲

[@BlackMesaSecurity]

not sure i want to know what a whistling bunghole is.

[@AnalEvisceration88]

So a whistling bunghole is the after product of anal sex. Good to know.

[@FeraltheEarthworm]

it's certainly not to be confused with whistling kitty chasers

[@jakobeniggitachi2436]

Caitlyn Jenners firework brand.

[@dustinward9768]

A whistling bunghole is basically what that psycho buffalo bob gave to muffin the poodle and what he was getting ready to give to joe I mean y else would he go get all that lotion to put on the skin LOLLL

[@jakobeniggitachi2436]

@@dustinward9768 to rub's it in duhh. The lotions first then something much more sinister lmfao

[@malemanchris]

Have to watch this every July 3rd.

[@darkop861]

Who is also watching this while listening to people outside blowing off fireworks at fourth of July.

[@shinski8114]

almost 20 years old i cant believe it time flies

[@omniXenderman]

how does the positract on a plimoth work? it just does...

[@Phucyoo209]

Here to practice my lines for firework stands on this beautiful 4th of July 2022 😂

[@donniehensley6963]

Heard it twice yesterday!!

[@cardinalmustang99]

I have memorized this whole scene word for word

[@Mikeycrudd]

4th of July 2022 here

[@ricflair8867]

Whistling bungholes haha

[@ecobble71]

JOE DIRT FOREVER!!!

[@LeskoBrandon2x]

I won’t say this is Spade’s best role, but it’s far and away my favorite.

[@mrmellow327]

Here for the 4th of July 😂 just had to

[@budman30k]

Believe it or not this is a great video about marketing and personal opinions

[@DavidEmerling79]

They probably show this video in business schools.

[@BritanniaPacific]

There’s so many funny names for fireworks here, I can’t stop laughing.

[@therealist5648]

Well, it's that time of year again to visit this clip 😂

[@Agent1W]

One of my favorite quotes was the last thing Joseph Dirte said lol.

[@worstestminipainter2391]

Its Dirt. Dont Church it, boy.

[@ostliej]

That time of the year again. Greatest movie ever

[@bdog840]

In the audio commentary Spade had to read off of cue cards and list all the fireworks. I think he also mentioned having a terrible head ache that day of shooting.

[@chucho_hype9665]

Every time I have to see this before the 4th of July 😂😂

[@skosobucki]

Haha you've got too

[@TheCOZ]

A July 4th must watch. Every year.

[@Metaphix]

this may be the most American video to ever exist

[@godzilladeathmatch]

17 people in here didn't get any "crap flappers"...

[@mochimochi289]

Not entirely sure they want those...

[@leebob86]

Or Hoosker Doos.

[@kriswright1022]

leebob86 And Hoosier dont

[@rebelinreb402]

It's up 297 disappointed non getting crap flappers

[@herronariela7469]

i did

[@nicknorwood3110]

Happy 4th, everyone!

[@castlebravocrypto1615]

I love Kicking Wing's dedicated earnst, naivety towards the good stuff

[@thelongdefeat8674]

It's not what you like, it's the consumer... Straight up a line & way he says it that definitely was written for Chris Farley.. RIP Ps. Always post this on the 4rth of Jurleye

[@Josh-nc6nt]

11 years later.. KZbin: Here you go

[@dustinward9768]

for me it would have to go tommy boy and then one of his most underrated movies lost and found for spades top 3 with joe dirt of course

[@SneaksBL]

“You’re gonna stand there, owning a firework stand” lmao

[@curtismes]

possibly the best scene in all of hollywood...and wisest.

[@DavidEmerling79]

Yes, it's iconic.

[@ddalton274]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE! :D

[@Neonravekid]

Just both of them together lmfaooo what do you mean this is the good stuff 😂😂😂

[@TheRISINGSTAR35]

"It is July 3rd."

[@maxfrankow1238]

Adam Beach is a great yet underrated talent.

[@AGHowardCali]

Ahh yes another 4th time to watch some joe dirt. Happy fourth of July!

[@jefflynch1129]

Why am I on the floor laughing so hard right now? And why do I feel a need to check my crap flapper to make sure I haven't sprung a leak?!

[@CodyBPyrotechnics]

Snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like too.

[@joshjhutton]

Whistling Kitty Chaser gets me every time.

[@jamesmonorow574]

Happy early Fourth of July since I work on it and can’t shoot fireworks with my family tonight

[@scotthalladay2210]

The writing of this scene is genius

[@SylintKnight]

I wonder if the arrows are still there off of route 66.

[@daaddyo1249]

They are

[@DavidEmerling79]

I'm wondering what Hooskers Don'ts cannot do that Hoosker Doos can.

[@Vulneravariable]

Hilarious scene. I love this movie.

[@mikaylasmith4181]

Here on the 4th of July lmaooooo

[@dannyrichards6233]

Lmao. 🎆 🚀😂😂

[@saint-g7449]

This whole scene best describes the entertainment business today.😂😂😂

[@blackjesus7835]

Happy 4th of july everyone

[@al.trzy_blu.e]

BLACK JESUS Thank you Jesus!!! Love you homie 👊🏼

[@Merlotlo]

Happy Fourth of July everybody

[@gerard5697]

I was just talking about how the only way I know the name of fire works was because of this scene yesterday😂. Gotta love my privacy I don’t have apparently.

[@livehideki015]

I laughed so hard at this 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣