Joe Rogan Experience

[@markseyfried]

This guy is one of the most humble, intelligent, and insightful people I've ever listened to.

[@brunotonyoli9408]

I had some elk last night. It was delicious.

[@daisygirl1027]

Polar opposite of that Crenshaw "it's in my book" guy

[@0311ForceRecon]

@discorperted It's okay to be judgementa, for example you seem like a hard person to be around

[@0311ForceRecon]

@discorperted Sounds like you know the guy really well

[@larjkok1184]

discorperted And he probably would have thought you were cool upon first meeting you, but then grown to hate you.

[@vinnygallagher7771]

51:23 " People are in a rush to talk in an educated manner about things they know nothing about" --- spot on

[@elizabethbennet4791]

my whole life i never understood that. so stupid..people are so SO stupid

[@THE1stBRAINinTOWN]

Sounds like this podcast in a nutshell.

[@danielwright2912]

Until you die you have no comparison. Phychedelic nursery subscribers

[@danielwright2912]

Nuture said and done excrement diploid tetrahedron surplus adversity . Nothing but question. Fractal diplomacy pioneered. Arm chair exotics. Professional athletes

[@danielwright2912]

@@elizabethbennet4791 without comparsion we dont learn . Without interpretation we dont understand. Pick and choose your own personal experience. Detailed debilitating symptoms of defence. Lust another landguished personal preference survivor

[@scaman2]

"I think people are often in a rush to talk in a educated manner about something they know nothing about". That's a good one Andy, thanks!

[@yittmashups]

'an* educated manner'

[@infadelecharlton1090]

YITT Mashups could not help ya self. Lol

[@capatheist]

It’s a good thought for sure and likely true... But the way you said that... I bet your fun at parties.

[@takkimkitdeah2791]

YITT Mashups "an educated *manner"

[@yittmashups]

@@takkimkitdeah2791 Thanks for pointing out the Freudian slip, but unfortunately for your attempt, it wasn't out of lack of education. :)

[@fredfredburger5150]

I like Andy. He's like a regular dude who just happened to have killed people.

[@jasonjewell4199]

*MANY PEOPLE

[@Tsamokie]

We are all just regular dudes. It just that we were involved in irregular activities. TM, 20th SOS MACV-SOG 70'-72'

[@fredfredburger5150]

@@Tsamokie How often was Fortunate Son by CCR actually played in Vietnam? If movies are anything to go by it was 24/7.

[@elizabethbennet4791]

also, hot.

[@shawndeutsch2498]

@@elizabethbennet4791 fuck yes... the way he speaks is a huge turn on.

[@lordnarasimha2500]

“Water’s weird, I enjoy the fact that it’s real.” Joe Rogan

[@francismuir9313]

I'll file that one under: definitelynot_a_simulation.pdf

[@IamJohnCullen]

LIVE Update: Beijing: 8 dead, Hong Kong: 4 dead Shanghai: 4 dead 1,600 total cases.. India: 7 dead Pakistan: 2 dead Mexico: 2 dead Nigeria: 0 dead Russia: 0 dead Thailand: 1 dead Cambodia: 0 dead Vietnam: 0 dead Singapore: 2 dead New York: 117 dead 16,000 cases

[@codyvandervoort4079]

@@francismuir9313 lol

[@RickR69]

"That clock says 3:20...wait that's the date you fucking retard" - Joe "Wait That's The Date" Rogan

[@welporajackwelp4899]

I mean water chemically is weird on so many levels ice is less dense than liquid water on Earth, hydrogen bonding, and polarity.

[@williamriggs1972]

"Water is weird... I enjoy the fact that its real." -Joe Rogan

[@kennethandrews6295]

I know I just heard that and what?! Is this about to transition into a dmt story.

[@donnmckee4973]

"Too many thinking me instead of we" great quote for this situation and many others

[@DominickDecocko]

ure a basic bitch

[@KurtOnoIR]

Me is part of we

[@DorkKnight99]

If we were thinking "we instead of me," we wouldn't be shutting down the economy and destroying tens of millions of lives in the futile attempt to save a few thousand

[@itsdizzy197]

@Donn Mckee When this first started my pops went to the store to get food for a couple weeks and got some ribs. He looked away or walked away for a second and someone stole the ribs out of his cart. Come on people. I don't get why we do this to each other. If you don't want to experience the apocalypse why act as if it is and exude the behaviors that come with it?

[@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss]

Dizzy White it was me and they were our ribs too. Thanks for sharing.

[@Tentacl]

Man, I love to hear Stumpf. Such a inteligent, down to earth and humble guy. And I love the fact he's never sure about things none of us could actually be logically sure about.

[@goodgood9955]

I can't wait for the movie on this pandemic. Tom Hanks should play Tom Hanks.

[@gfunk62]

Marky mark can play joe rogan

[@3EBstudio]

movie called wash your hand

[@tylerhinkle6254]

Good Good so a wealthy guy living a wealthy life, then gets sick & dies how tragic & sad

[@benjaminburns4412]

@@tylerhinkle6254 prob be funded by bill gates just like the virus research, TV show, and pandemic simulations he funded last year in China.....

[@lukewarm2075]

I heard Tom Hanks is going to be outed soon? Honestly don't know if its true or not.

[@MultiSanchez1995]

I feel like Joe’s 9 year old has been 9 years old for the past 9 years.

[@ffnovice7]

SHE'S LEGAL?

[@sesamesnap1080]

@@ffnovice7 poor taste

[@DarthLetalis]

Joe has infinite children, always has 9 year old

@@DarthLetalis once they hit 9 he eats them and makes infinite more. source of eternal existence..

[@TruthHealsUs]

@@ffnovice7 In South Carolina she was legal at 14.

[@gunnerbarragan2832]

Quarantine by day Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day!

[@christopheryasus3666]

I hope it's not unforeseeable... I need sports back asap

[@shonanimhuracu6871]

Love it nick Diaz said it best lol

[@SOKO-47]

Fucking brilliant 🤣

[@Villehakkinen87]

Made me laugh !!

[@mhia4]

Nice!!!🤣

[@MrJayehawk]

"The helicopter I was in had 27 rounds come through and not a single person was hurt...the door gunner standing next to me got shot right in the head about a minute out." Jesus Christ, Andy.

[@captainnwalps6689]

He just said it so matter of fact too

[@razorsfury6519]

He didn't say he was hurt. He was likely wearing a helmet. If he was really killed, that would be something you never forget.

[@r8m8s8]

“People often rush to talk in an educated manner about things they know nothing about”

[@stevenrodriquez9945]

Read this as soon as I heard it....

[@danielwright2912]

Corrected official terms of indearment. Please consider my vote as human not an animal sacrifice. Classified data prone civility

[@danielwright2912]

You gotta stop warshipping our subconcious defeated abused legislative branch executioners

[@danielwright2912]

Bih wigged surplus consumptive argrumentive contempt. Overall pretencious evaluated dungeons

[@danielwright2912]

@@ohravenous1 adversity is the most important diseased prone dog. Preconditioned pets

[@FCKWPN]

"Water is great. I enjoy the fact that it's real" As do I, Joe Rogan. As do I.

[@VeneziaBeats]

Joe is kinda fucked up

[@LazyRare]

Amxpbass Y

[@IAMJEFFREY-cw9ns]

@@VeneziaBeats How so?

[@Al-gx6lt]

😂😂😂😂

[@Dannyherning]

Aaaarh haha! because we can drink it right?

[@durdysauwf]

Haven't had to go the gravel route myself yet, but good to know there is a rock bottom...

[@sonnyspeakman7681]

Krylon Bomb this is awesome lol.

[@UniverseSpectator]

😂🤣😂

[@alangregg7171]

HA HA!

[@BostonsF1nest]

There is one level below gravel- and that’s fresh crisp $100 bills

[@nathanm4994]

Crebs Park electric toothbrush?

[@SF_Native]

I love Andy's anti-Jocko approach. "up at a reasonable hour" hahaha!

[@jopo7996]

I agree with Joe and Andy. Only losers leave comments on KZbin videos.

[@fingersm]

Jo Po they only want praise. Constructive comments are important. Like when Joe realised he let Jack from Twitter off light on first interview

[@evanhorn6658]

This loser stole your mom's food stamp card

[@brandongris154]

Nah, only losers leave comments on EVERY jre ever.

[@stepheng887]

Are you the real Jo Po!?!?

[@jopo7996]

@@brandongris154 I know, right? Tell me about it.

[@benjochambo]

You know Joe really likes his guest when he offers him elk

[@susie7336]

benjochambo for real

[@JB-cd6gn]

Its an honor on JRE, much like eating the heart after a kill with Native American tribes. Times are tough these days, apparently we gotta stock up on Elk and TP

[@dongargon763]

Joe has enough frozen elk for his family survive a year and give some as gifts

[@wiggiag]

benjochambo elk is Rogan code for penis

[@benjochambo]

If he offers em DMT Shut It Down!

[@ryanduffy4029]

I love how Andy says, “it’s not rocket surgery”

[@JGizzardofOz]

My brother Damon was a Navy rocket surgeon 😂

[@christianstevens9804]

Ryan Duffy he’s probably trained in it.

[@thevaultdwellergaming]

Go snorkeling in the keys at penny camp they have amazing reefs

[@pseudonayme7717]

It's a real meme fest in this here comment thread😶

[@mcnally211]

Me & my ex invented that phraze in 1999 rolling on E. It was a joke with in our group of 6 of us for years cause i said rocket surgery & eventually it turned into brain scientist ...Lindsey remembers, where ever she is. R.I.P. MY LOVE😖😔

[@Chris-kv4xl]

Hearing Andy talk about MRE's took me back to the fields. Beef stew was my 2nd fav next to Chili. The lemon poppy seed poundcakes are like GOLD. I can taste all of them still to this day.

[@blainebrown8824]

No way, ckn n rice was the best. Corn beef ass the worst.

[@me-zu8qk]

Had to put my dog of 13 years down today, his advice to spend energy on what you can control helps me. Thank you for the words ( storires this was my best frirind of 13 years & looking into her dead eyes broke my heart

[@plutosforest]

Sorry for your loss. Coronavirus knows no bounds.

[@me-zu8qk]

@@plutosforest She was old for a dog her black & tan turned to salt & pepper last couple years

[@plutosforest]

@@me-zu8qk I was just joking. Make a video about the dog, I'd watch it. Just leaving a comment isn't enough.

[@me-zu8qk]

@@plutosforest I should've but never did she used to actually ring bells by the door to go out.

[@plutosforest]

@@me-zu8qk that's OK. You could make a sideshow with pictures if you decide later.

[@ThreeChordGuitar]

Andy Stumpf is one of my favorite JRE guests. Well done, sir, and thank you for your service.

[@zcallis1]

Finally a real genuine person, telling the truth about the military

[@angeloconigliaro3884]

Seal team 6 not a solider I was a soldier because I was in the ARMY ...

[@zcallis1]

@@angeloconigliaro3884 I understand. I should have said being in the military

[@user-ik5ze1sh7i]

Yeah he's one of the guest Joe has on who is willing to speak honestly about his time in the military and the impact that has had

[@mrnobody2873]

I don’t think there is one truth anymore than there is one experience.

[@danielbuhr4260]

@@mrnobody2873 true. I have a friend who had a very unique military experience and his stories are excellent.

[@wbrockstar9550]

IMO,Andy is the most well spoken,honest & knowledgeable formal SEAL I've watched on any podcast.You can tell he was probably both a tough instructor,but also a best friend/teammate.

[@ViralKiller]

this guy is awesome..Best type of person to have in an emergency situation

[@mrnobody2873]

Viral Killer I think the take away should have been he is the best person you could make yourself into being in an emergency situation....

[@michaelbehan1987]

Hahahahaha I wanna have a good daway bro I’ll be there in at half hour or so if you wanna have a good day and I will be there in at half hour or so if you wanna have a good day and I will be there in at half hour or so if you wanna have a good day and I will

[@Bigmbrennan]

I liked Andy soon as he said "I'm the wrong person to ask about that" - Wish we could see this sort of wisdom from some of the clowns we have running around....

[@LDJ89]

Liverpool FC coach was asked about Covid a while ago and his response was perfect. mobile.twitter.com/EPLBible/status/1235145893839613952

[@IamJohnCullen]

Live Update from the CDC / WHO "Red Circle" Dashboard: Beijing: 8 dead, Hong Kong: 4 dead Shanghai: 4 dead 1,600 total cases.. India: 7 dead Pakistan: 2 dead Mexico: 2 dead Nigeria: 0 dead Russia: 0 dead Thailand: 1 dead Cambodia: 0 dead Vietnam: 0 dead Singapore: 2 dead New York: 117 dead 16,000 cases

[@jessejames5452]

Md yawn

[@rhysjones1108]

Md if someone like Andy is a fruitcake, wtf does that make a spineless Incel like you?

[@thedarkknight9900]

Gavin newsom

[@dongargon763]

This guys a humble hero with a great sense of humour and seems like he’s well adjusted to post combat life

[@Chris-hw4mq]

This guy is almoast 40 and looks like 20 this is the impressive shit

[@אברהםא-ק6פ]

Chris723 would never have thought he was 40 😂😳✌🏼

[@noelsplectrum9]

Don Gargon and he BASE jumps with wing suits.

[@KorDawg91]

Theboat83 he has world records with them also homie

[@OneShotKill3r]

''It works really really well, until it doesn't'' - Andy Stumpf

[@ogboost7610]

Yup. Just like saying " I've been doing it like this forever and never had a problem til now."

[@buffywasright]

Another from Andy. “It’s not rocket surgery” 😄

[@tobiasm5796]

I like this guy, straightforward and articulate.

[@mrsir1872]

thats andy for ya. hes a seal.

[@HEATSEEKER00]

And Joe has the mental capacity of a quashed apricot

[@paulsletten8985]

Military men are supposed to sound like this.

@I OFFER YOU THIS I didn't hear that part, I made it about half way though and I suspect he didn't say he "defends police murdering innocent people." But yes, they DO stick together. And I've heard some of the worst justifications for some shootings from relatives..though mostly again, I have 4 uncles who are cops and they just go with, "most of these kids are just cowards." The Cousin I was talking about...his Dad former Cop, the two will watch the same video and the former Cop will not defend the shooting, the active duty Naval Officer will.

[@kevinb7626]

I OFFER YOU THIS I haven’t watched the video yet but I’m going to go out on a limb and say what you said isn’t the case. More than likely he was defending due process. The horror!

[@TheDankCat127]

“I think people are often in a rush to talk in an educated manner about things they know nothing about.” One of the most important quotes I’ve heard in our modern world of social media and armchair quarterbacking.

[@apc8994]

And joe is the king of it

[@tracieyudichak2315]

Totally agree

[@geekaleek]

@@apc8994 100%. Joe in a nutshell

[@Feracitus]

timestamp your quotes good sir!

[@mr.eggplant866]

Obama.

[@cuglo21]

"I think people are often in a rush to talk in an educated manner about things they know nothing about." Kinda like most news and social media about this virus right now. So much misinformation.

[@bsx132]

I've seen people say we're never seen anything like it, yet just over 10 years ago the Swine flu killed over 500k+ people worldwide with estimated 1b+ infected. Hundreds of schools and businesses in the U.S. were shutdown along with efforts to quarantine people. Granted a flu was a much easier vaccine to come by than one that needs to be developed in under a 8 months to be successful with the coronavirus, we still have a long way to go until the Swine flu level.

[@paulepaulin1629]

That sounds like the definition of a politician any politician

[@ThomasRSkillman]

It is amazing how manipulated we are; the belief in the insanity is off the charts. Madness of the crowds is manifest. We are so willing to give up our freedoms at the drop of the hat. I was in Giant supermarket yesterday, and it was grim; folks rushing around, jamming tons of shit into their carts; knocking each other around. So sad.

[@cuglo21]

@@CounterSpice dig a little deeper bud, of course scientists know the biology behind it and working on a vaccine, I'm talking about the proper preventative measures that need to be taken and to what degree, proper quarantine procedures, government decisions (stipend?, testing supplies, business bail-outs?, relief/aid, martial law, etc), sensationalized news, politicians using this as a means for election or re-election, there's just so much out there to take in your head's on swivel. Be safe out there.

[@anthonylarson7919]

that's this show in a sentence.

[@obigboss998]

“I’m not a fan of the man in the grey wet suit” Mr. Stumpf, wit level: 1000

[@crankymcgee]

It was a quote from The Endless Summer

[@egres234]

Mensa man

[@laneeardink9849]

6:30 - Any man willing to wipe his ass with a handful of gravel deserves recognition for both skill and bravery.

[@KazzArie]

skill? he didn't say he had clean hands afterward lol

[@joeyhewitson6616]

@@KazzArie He probably ate the shit tasting gravel and went on being a badass just STFU. The correct response to this comment was a like and a lol.

[@BostonsF1nest]

KazzArie lmao

[@thebigtoboggin6982]

I rarely ever bring tp on backpacking trips, for the most part I just tear some moss of the ground

[@laneeardink9849]

@@thebigtoboggin6982 Same. I've used moss, sticks, rocks, leaves, rags, but I've never attempted wiping with "a handful of gravel". Wiping with gravel is bold.

[@jeremyedgett3394]

"Nobody got shot, except for that one guy who got shot in the head." Ummmmm...

[@Riceball80IA]

Jeremy Edgett would be hard to forget huh?

[@chrisecho6963]

When your trained by the exp of the situations it really becomes 2nd nature and not something you think about at all. It'd be easy to forget the amount of times you would eliminate (kill) a target or seeing your friends get shot. The avg person it wouldn't even occur too.

[@Riceball80IA]

Chris Echo we understand but gunner getting capped would probably stay with ya. Understand though if he compartmented that memory.

[@TRUTHISABSOLUTE777]

They're only 2 likely exclamations in my opinion. Number one it did not happen and he made it up. Number two the door gunner was not considered part of his team and was not a member of the team. Therefore he did not remember that casualty as being part of his group because his group was technically not shot. The door gunner was.

[@firstnamelastname2232]

@@TRUTHISABSOLUTE777 two not too

[@chosenlink2]

"The behavior of people scares me far more than the actual virus itself"

[@bobyrd4386]

Quote of the fucking decade!!

[@bughouseweirdo9595]

Hot take!!!

[@dex99615]

Yep murders are gonna happen.. Over fuck you not me scenarios

[@johnclarrington803]

Obviously Joe and Andy do not recognize that Italy is not the outlier. Two bone heads not bringing up relevant pointsor data. So over Joe.

[@llll-qz9kr]

@@johnclarrington803 So over Joe. .... ... rly? .. okok I think we do get the sentiment but like... u KNOW that be some cringe shit for sure ye? xD "Im SOOOO over this and that and this and thaaaat" .. xD k sure watever xD

[@richroser566]

I am at work i do hate my job and i have time to leave this comment.

[@locksmithdb5987]

I had a liver transplant 2 years ago. The surgeons told my wife that I had a 1% chance of survival(which would be a miracle)(WAY TOO long of a story and it's not important)I fell into a coma that lasted close to a month. I'm 43 now, I take meds that make my immune system nonexistent. I am not concerned for me! I am concerned for WE!

[@LXC828]

Start drinking again?

[@Joe-lg5gt]

Doctor always exaggerate

[@Cognitoman]

locksmith db ohh you have to have a low immune system so your new liver doesn’t get rejected by your body correct ?

[@BERNARDO712]

Why are you posting this? Nobody gives a fuck.

[@285runt]

Stock up on meds. And keep your stress down.

[@memorama66]

Good thing we have 1445 episodes of JRE to get us through this quarantine. 🙏🙌

[@stefan1924]

Good thing that I have only ever watched like 12 of those.

[@chingy737]

he says 9/11 exactly at 9:11 spooky

[@justaman5418]

SCRIPT

[@andrewmckeown6786]

Fuuuuuuuck👀ya he does

[@Dgu023]

You lookin cute af girl

[@zoetekauw9647]

Wow how do you even pick up on that

[@muiscnight]

There is a time clock above each side of the room it was planned..

[@JDP000109]

“Water is weird. I enjoy the fact that it’s real.”

[@jordanknotts3424]

1:46:28 “it’s not rocket surgery” this killed me 😂😂

[@spasmhd7572]

Jordan Knotts its a pretty common phrase in the military and one of my favorites as well

[@spasmhd7572]

J G it would BEHOOVE you or however COMMA, are great too

[@brandonu7806]

Crying 😂

[@anubis2044]

"The behavior of people scares me more than the virus itself ." Took the words outta my mouth.

[@ghnfyhj]

Yeah man I totally agree I’ve been saying that these last couple of weeks. Honestly about 90% of everyone commenting on here can’t control themselves and have absolutely no self-control. These are the people I’m scared of and not the virus!

[@anubis2044]

@@ghnfyhj , sick username bro. Cash money lol

[@charlieanddadreviewsandcha2243]

Manny Fresh I’m with you. The people that are losing their minds are scary to say the least. Then there are the people that are just greedy for the sake of taking something others may need. I’m neither. I stocked some frozen stuff. Just in case. Some dry stuff just in case. But outside of the gym being closed I’m not upset. It’s just watching the crazy unfold and the people that control themselves the real instability of the people that want so bad to be tough.

[@charlieanddadreviewsandcha2243]

prometheusrex1 from all that I’ve read. To a few vids I’ve seen explaining it. I can’t imagine I fully understand it I’m no doctor. So if you know enlighten me.

[@JR-ju3kj]

I couldn't agree more. The behavior of people that I have been witnessing and the paranoia and mass hysteria horrifies me and reminds of that great speech from Heath Ledger's Joker in The Dark Knight when he talks about how ''civilized people'' will start to act when the chips are down and it also reminds me of how Agent K in Men In Black talks about how stupid people can be. It's time like this when the ugliness of human beings can show itself. But like Andy Stumpf and Jocko have said,detach and worry about the things that you can control and that's what I've been doing.

[@adamrodriguez6101]

I want to see Gordon Ramsey come on here

[@firghteningtruth7173]

"Wow, brilliant. Yes. Damn. Its RAW!!!!" I imagine it would just be a remix of those 4 statements over and over.

[@salvadorceja3843]

Fuken amazing mate.....lots of fuks for sure

[@john2k24]

YES! 100%! A Rogan Ramsey podcast would be fucking epic. Young Jamie, get on it!

[@Lucasthemann]

I say Jim Carey

[@blademaster9575]

Joe could school him on how to slow-cook elk properly 😂😂😂

[@dabunnisher29]

I never knew who Andy Stumpf was/is, but he definitely impressed me with his way of thinking.

[@toolegittoquit789]

“That’s Callen’s age”💀💀💀 cmon Joe how do you not laugh at that?

[@nothinbutpeanut]

I think he hated Andy at that moment.

[@Pantheonslayer]

Jokes constantly go over Joe's head, weird quality to have for a comedian

[@nearlyhomeless653]

Joe realized it but Bryan's only like 25 minutes older then joe

[@reemmeer5572]

toolegittoquit789 cuz shit getting serious

[@HiyoruMikiyazoya]

@N-Word Salesman shut the fuck up

[@barreltech8949]

Keeping your composure is the most important thing we can do at this point.

[@stephendavies-hale6348]

Preach! When everyone else around you loses their heads - You got to keep yours.

[@davemckay4359]

Yes. Keep it real.

[@entityofone]

Hell yeah

[@capatheist]

Not isolation? Or hygiene? Composure... kay

[@serioussmoke1123]

Help the week stay calm + 100

[@bradbrown6476]

Joe I would like to say thank you for everything you taught me since I was like 17 , 23 now. I love how humble you are how stand up for what you believe and for what is right. You have grown to become my idol over the years , you helped me through alot of lows got me to alot of highs. Alot of what you exposed me to dmt getting in shape and changing how I think of my self and others. I hope you get to see this and know how you really are to peoples. Whether they take the good or not. First podcast I found of you was with dr Carl hart. And watched every one and went back because of how much I learned. At 16 my mother overdosed on prescription heroin pain killers also my little brother died I was in juvenile hall 9 times very angry hateful person you actually helped me get out of that and move towards a better life which I have now , more importantly finding myself still learning everyday. So for every BS comment on here just know what you really are and what you have done for so many others like me I thank you and love you joe.

[@captainchaos6812]

Jesus Christ

[@DylanZapf-dm4mh]

godspeed my friend. i believe in you and your power to be a great person.

[@anneverna1792]

i agree joe is awesome !

[@anneverna1792]

brad brown yes he is a wonderful human being !

[@reyesreef3714]

its funny when Joe's guests start telling him yeah you told me this story the last time i was here.

[@soupphosin5805]

your a sexy fuuuuuuu grrrrrrr, your affect and tions, tio mio oh myohmymayo, they illicit in me deep thoughts of dragging your head all up ..... flat irons plains flaking me i pi gressed dia elated ee, upper yuppie steel cold fuck gunnah, mmmm ok sos

[@nathanm4994]

Soup Phosin Dafuq??

[@LyndaGarcia13]

@@soupphosin5805 Wtf are you even saying??😳😳

[@zuhayrt5232]

We need to finish this Alex Jones Trilogy

[@Bubbles99718]

No. We don't

[@grudge7719]

Yes yes and yes please

[@DarraghM1]

@@Bubbles99718 Yes we do

[@haileywood2832]

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[@haileywood2832]

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[@Ana-vz3uj]

Never heard of this guy before - I'm 15 minutes in and already I really admire him, he's got a good attitude

[@Tendomcgoobin]

Yeah hes cool. He was on once before; great episode.

[@microlobbies2378]

Well you'll like jocko and goggins he had them on too.

[@xTOGLEx]

Very level headed and likeable dude

[@boreduser12]

He says "9/11" at 09:11. Thank you, twitter. Edit: let's get to 911 likes and then stop.

[@OurBlackFriend]

Holy shit lol

[@Kalivermore925]

Damn son

[@juleskainactor]

Woah Synchronicity

[@jerryramos3669]

That’s crazy

[@TruthSage01]

Geralt of Rivia Sr. Holyshit people upvote this

[@abaddon6579]

Seal dude preaching stoicism without even knowing it.

[@pistondriven556]

That is the mind set of special forces so it makes sense.

[@ACactusHealingRhino]

"That's Callens age" Love Andy lmao

[@TheFoyer13]

"I don't think there is a toilet paper shortage. I think there is a shortage of people with common sense-" BOOOOOM

[@neverobey1477]

Dude im a truck driver im in san Francisco right now.. I just delivered almost 40k lbs of toilet paper to 2 costco stores when they saw my paperwork they dam near hugged me lol... Anyways i picked up the load in a factory where there is tons tons and tons of toilet paper..

[@bsx132]

Their is a shortage for people who don't keep more than a weeks worth of supply because of these morons. My supermarket has 150+ people lined up before the store opened at 7 am for a week straight or more and toilet paper was sold out within 5 minutes.

[@folkblues4u]

Shortage of common sense for sure... But also, more a-holes than ever before.

[@royeaston6067]

I go to the supermarket near me nearly everyday for hot food I read about the t. P shortage for about five days and the supermarket still had loads and kept telling people how weird it was then over the next few days everywhere started selling out this was created by the media.

[@neverobey1477]

@J. D. Thank you..

[@Wayneloser2118]

dont forget the Chinese guy who was infected standing in Italy hugging random Italians who wanted to virtue signal. How many Italians are dead BC of just that one guy?? And now picture at least a million more that China let loose from Wuhan before they shut it down BC they were busy lying and destroying evidence and making their doctors and witnesses disappear.

[@Elcherino123]

Chinese, China, Wuhan, dont forget the words Xi & ccp jeez why dont you just straight come out & say what you really think & not dance around your personal feelings about the matter, or go back to Q-Anon for more conspiracies

[@davidec.4021]

350 deaths in one day in my region (Lombardy). Don’t underestimate it people, stay inside

[@guykittredge7510]

The story about doctors ,etc. disappearing was a hoax by conspiracy theorists which is pointless except to scare the lemmings off the cliff

[@randallgoeswhere]

please fuck off.

[@lv.99mastermind45]

24:40 "The Lemon poppy seed pound cake is the best, I don't care what anyone says" Andy's spitting out 100% facts right now.

[@marcusstanley96]

The lemon poppyseed is absolutely amazing

[@jaxx0707]

@@marcusstanley96 It reminds me I haven't had lemon poppy seed in way too long... it's time

[@Credit87]

The muffin top and the cinnamon scone is where it’s at. Fuck that Hooah bar though

[@MRNTAT1621]

Joe has told the story of Big Daddy Goodridge being replaced in a wrestling movie about 26 times on his podcast lol

[@joykit96]

Nathan Tanner this means you’ve listened to at least 26 entire JRE podcast in their entirety. Impressive my man

[@michellemcknight4901]

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[@michellemcknight4901]

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[@chrisnalle5483]

The “we-me” thing started reminding me of the Rob Schneider “it’s like a circle.”

[@MissSavannahMusic]

Rogan: “It gets all the way up to really old... 85 plus.” Andy: “That’s Callen’s age.” Rogan: “That’s Callen’s age.” Andy: “Yeah, high risk.” 😅 That joke snuck in there so smoothly 12:18

[@stickyicky2120]

“I don’t know if they have a plan” update: they didn’t.

[@9999-v5g]

Lol

[@natedawgg411]

Update: they still don’t 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@15Megaplayboy]

why does this guy look like Colby Covington's older brother

[@sochill6423]

15Megaplayboy al Iaquintas brother you mean

[@michael2305]

whats up with these retarded why questions are we like 5 years old? just state that he does and be done with it, why you need to bait a reaction?

[@larjkok1184]

Michael S. These “what’s up with...” comments are so fucked. Just say what you want to say, without inviting further comment.

[@amiibonovation676]

@@larjkok1184 shows that the increase in stupidity and the decrease of intelligence of people

[@fredhampton321]

@Primo H angels don't join the gay army

[@tc4524]

Andy looks like the “bro-veteran” version of Colby Covington

[@BirdsOfGlass]

Facts

[@SlatheTheSpaceMarine]

who sounds like James Woods.

[@TrippyTheShroom]

I swear on my life I was about to make a comment about how he looks like Colby Covington lmao

[@synthWizkid]

They are both conservative and politically active. Difference is Andy is a nice guy most of the time

[@evanhorn6658]

Colby still dazed and confused from that beating... FOOK Colby, Russia and their BEACH Trumpan'zee

[@TheListener01]

This a great time to get Joe Dispenza on here to teach us how fear & anxiety effects the immune system. It’s a time for gratitude & love!

[@TheListener01]

Thanks Joe Rogan for all you do! I’m convinced a presidency is in you future, someone has to change something and you are able to make change!

[@kimberlieweaver2624]

💯💯💯

[@albyrightback]

THANK YOU!!! Yes we NEED Dr. Joe Dispenza NOW

[@nocturnalreptilian]

That would be a great podcast!

[@FallLineJP]

"It's not rocket surgery" HAHA Love it, I'm using that.

[@TrentG90]

"27 rounds come through the helo. Nobody hurt." "Oh wait the door gunner next to me got shot right in the head" 😐

[@mrnobody2873]

He was referring to his team. That's how small your world should be in combat unless you are an officer and have to be aware of a larger picture.

[@agentstepp]

Have to agree with the dude who replied here, having been on combat missions where other branches or units provide transport, your first reaction would be to not consider that a casualty, we would of course help them if needed, but as an NCO or officer our team/company is the only thing considered when relaying you’re status. Same as if a local died, even a local asset, afterword we could still say none of our people died. Maybe not right, but it’s the way you’re trained in the military.

[@אברהםא-ק6פ]

Tony Garcia what's that guys deal bro? First time I've heard of this ex seal. Whys everyone saying he's full of shit?? Just asking ✌🏼

[@VerMirror]

No deal. He's a good guy. People will talk shit. I don't let it bother me.

[@saisaiverba7658]

Madlib Beats he meant nobody in his team got hit... the door gunner would be part of a helicopter squadron or something. That’s why he remembered kind of late.. he didn’t know the guy

[@jeann2264]

Mexican mom here and I can give you twenty different ways to eats beans! 🤣🤣🤣 #Resourceful

[@JPARKERZ28]

You and my wife both

[@thomasmitchell4128]

Dont hurt your shoulder patting yourself on the back so hard

[@greybush919]

I can eat them one way...with my mouth. What are the other 19?

[@thomasmitchell4128]

@Floyd Waters is joke

[@ImDougDimmadome]

Grey Bush You have a hole at the other end of your body. Be curious, but be cautious.

[@1985Seraphim]

I love Joe and Andy’s dialogue. It’s real, interesting, and funny to listen to. I trust them more than I do the news outlets.

[@fletchermoore5428]

That door gunner shot in the head on the helo lived btw.

[@force8020]

How do you know? He never said

[@fletchermoore5428]

@@force8020 Different podcast. He told the same story.

[@crypticraps]

"Let's go up to 85+" --> "That's Callen's age" 😂

[@DrewTheConqueror]

Failure here, leaving a KZbin comment under my favorite podcast.

[@ogdiablo2461]

Checking in

[@AmericanSwede1992]

Drew the Conqueror damn right

[@t.j.stonehouse5416]

Thanks mr rogan could be more enlightened on communication . Why bite the minds that feed the algorithm machine ? Knowledge shows itself in many forms .

[@garywinthorpe3382]

This guy is very polite he kept eye contact with Jamie and Joe at the same time the entire podcast...amazing

[@canadianturtle7240]

"Let's go to 80+ years old." "That's Callen's age" LOL

[@kimberlieweaver2624]

Stumpf's mental strategy for getting through hell week reminded me of getting thru MCRDPI.....chow to chow, sunday to sunday...whether you succeed or fail the sun still sets/rises..may as well go hard and strive to win...finishing this epi then getting on his podcast epi with Jessica Lynch.

[@matthewherod1057]

😱🥴😱🥴😱🥴😱🥴 🤭

[@matthewherod1057]

Do you eat tree bark every tuesday afternoon by first Methodist church?

[@kimberlieweaver2624]

Soo.. my point being that life just be like that some times

[@theonyxcodex]

Tip: Cut up an old t-shirt. Use the pieces to wipe. Scrape the waste into the toilet. Hand rinse the rag-with gloves if necessary. Wash the rags in the washing machine. This is the same method used by those who put cloth diapers on their infants. Thanks for highlighting the fact that there are several alternatives to using toilet paper, Andy.

[@LeeGee]

Or have a shower

[@lovelife2062]

Or just use a wash cloth

[@martinrogergagnon]

I clean ma self with a rag on a stick...

[@brianbuday8639]

Martin Gagnon try two ply gravel 😬👍

[@w.h.1940]

I'm ahead of the curve,,,I stopped wiping my ass 3 years ago...kwik hand motion, then rinse in the flush...

[@LighttotheN]

We deserve Alex Jones in a time like this.. please Joe

[@KurtOnoIR]

O he's been on fire for the last month lol red fuckin alert!

[@thesnapper84]

Hell no...that man is the devil

[@Redant23]

@@thesnapper84 how?

[@10kCrows]

Fuck yeah

[@patricklawton8135]

No there is enough panic this is perfect two guys talking actual sense

[@ligairi]

Joe “What will we do if the pandemic extends to April 2020” Rogan

[@JM-wg9vz]

Little did they know

[@johnsoapmactavish9921]

Now April 2021

[@bryanl.morrison552]

Watching in December 2020

[@qaufinatorCT]

Andy Stumpf episodes are my favorite. His first episode was the first JRE I ever watched!

[@conormcgowan9752]

Andy is the most down to earth guy.. i love his perspective on things

[@christopheryasus3666]

Cool & in control & not full of shit but can bring it

[@conormcgowan9752]

@christopher yasus exactly, and he’s a very humble badass

[@brandonv6358]

Thought this was Colby Covington at first

[@rdizzzy7340]

LMAO

[@Ervinabrahamian]

ME TOO!

[@pmasepticmind]

Or John Cena

[@jevvf3246]

He should have Colby on

[@Brian_STL]

😄 same

[@CrippledMerc]

Interesting tidbit about the sociopath killer Andy mentions, he’s eligible for parole in 2021 and the guy’s wife will be eligible in 2024 if I remember correctly. It’s a pretty horrific case all around, and I’d recommend checking it out if you’re into that kind of thing. There are some great videos that go over the case in detail. Edit: Corrected wife’s parole eligibility date.

[@redrum41987]

What's the guy's name?

[@CrippledMerc]

Benjamin Sifrit

[@the7threalm172]

The wife is eligible in 2024

[@CrippledMerc]

The 7thRealm Ahh good catch. Thanks for that, I’ll edit and update my original comment.

[@CrippledMerc]

Paulo Eclectik I don’t remember off the top of my head. I think that once they got caught they both tried to pin it on the other, but I believe she had a knife in her purse that had blood, hair, and tissue from the victim/victims, along with the ID’s and credit cards from them. I don’t remember exactly if that got her more time or if it was some other factor that came out in the trial. If I remember correctly the guy tried to claim that she was the mastermind and he was manipulated into doing her dirty work, or something along those lines. They’re definitely both fucking nuts though.

[@Gravel1331]

Andy Stumpf is one of my favorite people to listen to on podcasts/interviews.

[@The0007laika]

Why ? Just curious ✌️

[@tampabaybuccaneersfan7904]

I think he's boring as shit

[@nickdabs5553]

Hes 100% Real thats why

[@LXC828]

Sucks

[@cagrangersealninja3720]

Agreed. Andy has a really good pod cast

[@attractiveness999]

C'mon man get Alex Jones on

[@Kycowboy17]

Yes

[@grudge7719]

Oh man please let this happen Alex is probably losing his shit right now lol

[@SemajResarf]

@@scoso.88 no eddie just Alex

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[@martinihenry9792]

I thought you live forever when you go to Disneyland is the best thing I've heard today

[@readerofbooks5170]

“Deadpool” is the best Ryan Reynolds relationship movie.

[@andrewschnatter4338]

The CCP Chinese Corona Pandemic or Commie Corona Pandemic isn't the plague your not gonna bleed out your eyes and a$$ take it seriously BUT remember if you do get it it's NOT an automatic death sentence stay home and don't spread it. Fyi the Federal government Trump put a moratorium on rent and evictions along with a number of other measures to protect citizens from things like price gouging try getting your news somewhere other then CNN and MSNBC their coverage is criminal.

[@Saisei92]

Andy “it’s not rocket surgery” Stumpf

[@Eiende]

Another joke Joe missed

[@bodom11716]

1:46:30

[@sevans606]

Brain science

[@stinkwink695]

@@Eiende He didn't miss it it's just a very popular stupid joke, I've used it weekly for probably 10 years. You arent the sharpest bulb on the tree are you?

[@mikebanach7542]

There's too many interesting guests to make a top 10 list but Andy is definitely up there. Such a cool guy

[@oliverocket]

Much respect for this guy taking a different train of thought on war, I know a lot of veterans won't agree with him

[@nateliebherr]

He is far different than most veterans is why. That's why he was in the role he filled.

[@atolliver91]

The type of person to respond to your comments...are the type to watch your your content... don’t be selective , take the good with the bad...

[@tonycarpaccio9550]

He has a disdain for "normal people" which are the people giving him money lol.

[@DylanAce6]

Joe’s in operator mode with the sunglasses over ball cap

[@AdaptiveApeHybrid]

He'd be a roamer for sure

[@Arbiter710]

Lol 100%

[@elidames6889]

It's a courtesy. Joe's shine can make it through the lattice of the hat. He is being a good host and placing uv lenses in front of the glare to protect him.

[@anybodyoutthere3208]

Wait where’s the NASA jacket 🤔

[@deceiver123m]

I think he's got the Rona

[@Nexus-6]

"Getting shot at is not awesome." - Andy Strumpf

[@JeffDavis_is_JeffDavis]

Cop: We are observing "Safe at Home" what is your essential job? Andy: I'm a retired Navy SEAL and I'm driving to record a podcast with Joe Rogan Cop: Roger that, need an escort?

[@taylorzagar2572]

@@joonpark2135 hes a seal man. He talks about BUDS and knows Jocko

[@tommymagnusson3963]

@bigricester a quick google search told me Tim kennedy was on JRE #1177

[@H43N]

^^man you have to try to be this cringy.

[@ralanbek95]

@@H43N Oh, I don't know. You seemed to have pulled it off with little effort. :^]

[@good-Vibes0nly]

02:11:00 "my biggest concerns is not just the deaths, not just the financial crisis but its also the government gobbling up freedoms in exchange for the illusion of safety. Thats a real concern. Whenever there is a real crisis there is always an excuse to pass legislation that deminishes our rights!"

[@NoWr2Run]

I CAN" BELEIVE ROGAN SAID THAT, FUKIN MADE ME VERY PROUD OF HIM AT THAT POINT. OTHER THING'S, NOT SO MUCH .

[@God-w-]

@@NoWr2Run Who gives a fuck about YOUR thoughts on roe jogan? HE SAID THE GOVERNMENT IS TAKING ARE RIGHTS AND I AGREE. Idiot they have been dwindling down our rights for YEARS. Do they need to facetime everyone and say HELLO WE DONT LIKE YOU, WE THINK YOU ARE LESS THAN. You fucking mouth breathers should of been using those guns they wanna take years ago. Rich will get richer and the poor will die. BE PREPARED FOR THE INEVITABLE SHIFT IN OUR RIGHTS.

[@Jacksonbuildingsupply]

Socialism gobbles up freedom. That's why I am confused about Joe's support for Bernie.

[@clintoncrites5833]

@@Jacksonbuildingsupply do you even understand what socialism is? Please explain the difference between the major forms of government throughout the world. I bet you can't, and I bet if you do it will be a copy and paste job...

[@fortusvictus8297]

@@clintoncrites5833 wow, issues much? Recommend cognitive behavioral therapy...google it and improve your impact on those who have to live around you.

[@evanthornton652]

Can we get Alex Jones back on I need his take on this situation

[@Kimkoo2290]

No you don’t

[@Midnightwhiskeymassacre]

Was just wondering the same lol

[@fayguled900]

Evan Thornton I don't think we can afford misinformation right now.

[@nustada]

@@fayguled900 -Said as a disparagement against the dude who called it out years ago.

[@nustada]

@@withnail-and-i Out of context clips to mock him. Good job. Too bad you are too dumb to get that works on anyone.

[@trollsymctroll5361]

A 6 month emergency fund and no debt makes perfect sense now- thanks Dave Ramsey

[@alexfinn7989]

Jamie Baier Exactly! 👍

[@lordnarasimha2500]

Loving this podcast, also for any younger folks or ppl who could simply use a bit of direction and are thinking about enlisting...go coast guard. I’m a former coastie so there’s my shameless plug.

[@milesmccall2301]

The military will give direction alright, straight into some bullshit.

[@lordnarasimha2500]

Mit Mac or u could just do 4 years to get yourself figured out and make some money while learning a trade and getting free education /healthcare 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@milesmccall2301]

@@lordnarasimha2500 That's a great plan, that's what I'm doing. But that's not realistic for someone who 'lacks direction'. Those are the people that get swindled into a shit MOS, fuck up their body, and develop a drinking problem. FTR, I don't hate the military, we just need to stop suckering kids with no direction into signing their lives away. People signing up to potentially kill or be killed should have fully developed frontal lobes and a truthful explanation of what their job will be.

[@johnfigueiredo9154]

"I knew a guy who was struck by lightning" 🤣

[@kenxiong6830]

I’m pretty sure Tropic Thunder nailed the whole war authenticity lol

[@_ReeK]

He said I’m 42 years old. He looks like he’s 28 years old!

[@johnlewis8934]

RM Sins working out and drinking water does wonders

[@TheFeadme]

Haha no he looks 42 you have a weird perception of 28 year old's

[@gerardwells2945]

Thanks Joe all the way from the UK your podcasts are getting me through 7 days of self isolation from work in the NHS👍🏼 Andy What a humble fella true American hero...keep safe Ged.