Joe Rogan - Sturgill Simpson's Hilarious Dab Story

Joe Rogan and Sturgill Simpson talk about dabs and weed.

[@DavidBarryOfficial]

If you've never been afraid you were gonna die while being stoned, you've never been stoned.

[@jcraig1848]

Dave Banner so true.

[@sethwade]

I had that experience. I thought I was going to be killed by aliens. So I smoked what I thought was the last blunt of my life. What a feeling.

[@Zennofobic]

you've never been stoned enough

[@ItsCorin]

lmao yeah

[@djdeertz5450]

Then I physically can't get stoned enough. Been uncomfortable or anxious especially in public but never death like lol... And I've smoked myself into acoma.

[@veniljackson47]

Being stoned to the max walking through a crowded mall it feels like literally everyone is looking at you

[@CE-vd2px]

They are. You are walking around high as balls lmao

[@cameronallen3142]

Everyone is also calling the cops or is a cop lmao

[@zachsmith1443]

First time I went to work stoned, I was a bagger at a grocery store. I literally felt like I was in the opening credits of a movie. Both one of the best and the worst times of my life.

[@evanabbott2737]

Ohhhh yeah😨

[@aphysique]

@@zachsmith1443 lol..that had to be a trip...

[@brootpk]

Smoke a bowl at your house.. get stoned. Smoke that same bowl at someone else’s house, and get *BAKED*

[@shakirfoxx]

I think I get more high smoking alone

[@teamseshmason]

Smoking in an unfamiliar place always makes the high more intense

[@brootpk]

KekMason - 110%

[@OMGlvl86turtlepilot]

wtf i thought i was the only one. i think its just cos im a lil self conscious so i become more aware of how i feel when im around other people?

[@dylansenterfeit7644]

I've heard it's been studied that ingesting an intoxicating substance in a new location intensifies it.

[@judo_thesilverback_tapout]

When I was 9 months old my dad and I we're in a train accident. I was literally ran over by the train. I lost both legs the left side above knee and the right side I have just a hip. I'm in my forties now and the nerve pain I have is horrible. I was taking every day 60 milligrams twice a day of methadone, and in between I was on hydromorphone, and flexeril... My pain was still out of control. I was getting suicidal. Then Illinois legalize medical cannabis a few years back the difference instantaneous. and incredible.I am now off all meds, and my pain is controlled by medical canabis. It's a Godsend......

[@crono3339]

That is so fantastic, glad you have real medicine friend!

[@virgie4715]

That’s awesome how it helps you! So glad that you could get cannabis and put down the methadone and pain meds. Bless your heart, I couldn’t imagine having to be on such strong pain meds and still be in pain. You’re a strong person, no doubt. Hope you’re doing well ✨

[@PRESSPLAYRADIO]

You the Man ..

[@Senza_1]

Wow that’s amazing.

[@rage.against.the.regime1913]

Good for you bro. This country is so fucked up and backwards it's insane. Like jailing a woman for opening her salon a week early in this "pandemic", while freeing child molesters and hard felons to keep them from getting the rona. It's all a bunch of bullshit. This ain't the greatest country. Maybe at one time, long ago. Anyway, I'm glad you got relief and are doing great.

[@fuckyougeorgebush]

Anyone ever get so high you feel like you're watching someone else be you?

[@TalkieWalkie1]

Every time I have a bucket

[@seanclements6206]

In the wise words of mr rogan, every day brother every day

[@ronpaulrevered]

Salvia

[@eleafy7889]

ok. found the non smoker try to explain what they think being high is like. lol.

[@frankdobbs7862]

I Own Me - You Own You probably yup its the homunculus observing the ego

[@themightykyuss]

Lmao. "I feel like dog shit now, and I'm pretty sure I'm dying." Even the most experienced weed smokers, no, especially the most experience weed smokers, know EXACTLY what he means haha.

[@stonerpage3100]

What sucks is you only feel that way when you're green. After you reach chronic status, getting that high is a distant memory. I'm still searching for the pot brownies that claim to mow people over.

[@mrWeenerboy]

Stoner Page have you ever tried making your own firecrackers?? Look up how to make them on here. They’re super easy and if you just decarb enough nug, you’ll get ripped. I eat about an 8th worth and I get very euphoric highs (that of an opioid/pill high) i zone out with headphones on. It’s the best

[@scottywalker2605]

@@mrWeenerboy Even after a while firecrackers become normal. I had to stop smoking for a few months to get a solid high again.

[@mrWeenerboy]

Scotty Walker I hear ya..I get that way every now & then. My remedy for tolerance is usually just a 24-48hr cleanse. I fast, I break a good sweat, nice hot shower or bath with epson salt, flush out those fat cells n reset the metabolism. After a day or two tops, my tolerance seems to reboot just enough. It’s definitely a “bro science” but it’s effective for me

[@mrWeenerboy]

Scotty Walker just spitballing ideas, anything to try to help another ✌️

[@c9hr0ni4c]

It's that "I know weed hasn't ever killed anybody in the history of the human race but I'm dying right now"

[@mr3rightside47]

Rue Glock “It’s all in my head, no I’m actually dying, I’m going to be the first one.

[@theotherside3062]

"I'm gonna be the first one ever"

[@amandasmith932]

It’s laced with something, I know it.

[@c9hr0ni4c]

Lol I don't even remember leaving this comment. Must of been high af.

[@tracernewsom8277]

“My eyes are vibrating”

[@lucasrodriguezschwarzenber3127]

Anyone else thinks Sturgills most underrated talent is how funny he is?

[@evanabbott2737]

@Captain MufDyven he’s the man.👍😁

[@SJ-ni6iy]

I love that he is normal, it would be hard to be that talented and stay normal.

[@JimmyT995]

I think he’s our modern day Waylon

[@98erics]

I'm in my fifth cycle out of six of chemotherapy and thank god for marijuana, she keeps me happy and hungry.

[@Hyst44]

Keep fighting. Good luck.

[@brandonfinley5799]

did you really need chemotherapy , or could you have went on a strict diet instead and save 100k

[@98erics]

I had a very large Oligodendrogliomatic tumor with genetic co-deletion on my left frontal lobe. The vast majority of neuro-oncologist will go their entire careers without seeing even an Oligodendroglioma, much less one with genetic co-deletion. My tumor was about the size of a large orange sliced in half and in stage three out of five. I already eat a very healthy diet and exercise regularly, my body fat is currently around 18%. At age thirty-three that is pretty good. Chemotherapy and radiation post brain surgery simply give me a better chance of survival without any permanent or major side effects. Plus I have great insurance. Thanks for your concern dude! Peace

[@brandonfinley5799]

wow thats crazy, how old where you when you found out about it if you dont mind me asking, wasnt implying you were fat. I just know know if you go on a strict vegtable and fruit diet and get your bodys alkalinity up it can cure certain cancers

[@98erics]

I don't mind you asking dude, and I was just saying I am in good shape. Not a humble brag or anything, but I'm only twenty pounds heavier than I was in college, and that was ten years ago. I'll give you the short story. I have had epilepsy since 2006 due to a traumatic brain injury I had resulting from a fall off of my skateboard. Roughly two and a half years ago my seizures started to become more intense and vastly more often. Typically my body would get used to the anti-epileptic medication every two years or so and a breakthrough seizure would occur. Then two and a half years ago they started happening every two months and they were really bad, like kidney failure bad. Anyway, finally we get an MRI done and we discover the tumor. The tumor was increasing the intracranial pressure and pushing on the already damaged part of my brain in both temporal lobes, therefore causing the seizures. Since the biopsy procedure is just as traumatic as removing the whole thing, they went ahead a removed the tumor. Upon study and genetic analysis they found out what the damned thing was. long story short I am more than likely one of like three people on the globe that have this particular type of brain cancer (completely made that stat up, but trust me it's rare). My medical team at MUSC said that both radiation treatment and chemotherapy would drastically reduce the chance of the cancer growing again. So I'd say I've only known about it for around two years. sorry about the long read dude

[@prepordie3613]

On a side note this guy writes and plays some badass Outlaw country music

[@evanabbott2737]

Hell yeah he does..!!😁👍

[@blackcowboymusic]

Was just listening to Sound And Fury before this

[@MLHMODZ]

Life of sin is so relatable

[@41odyssey]

definetely not outlaw country at all but some really good music.

[@LC-cq5um]

@@41odyssey it’s definitely outlaw music

[@Impericalevidence]

"marijuana, lsd, psilocybin, and DMT, but love is the only thing that saved me."

[@urmumsgardner132]

Hell yeah

[@ARINOXMUSIC]

The heaviest drug foreal

[@connerskates]

They all change the way I see. But loves the only thing that ever saved my life

[@blueyedevildarkness7649]

Never depend on another person for your happiness.

[@Impericalevidence]

@@blueyedevildarkness7649 who will save your soul if you don't save yourself?

[@Chiefthepup]

Depressing how high I don't get anymore

[@davidbanuelos2177]

😭😭😭😭 Me 2

[@soundsbyzer0]

Omg same need a tolerance break lmaooooo

[@goldjozi1276]

Take a break

[@aaronh.917]

Recently switched to only smoking on the weekends. Start by taking mon-thurs off and it makes the time on the weekend much better

[@Graemedico]

@@aaronh.917 ....WORDZ Snap...😎

[@aleksBa3]

I come from a family of musicians, 5 generations, the only advice my dad gave me was the same advice his dad gave him (and so on) "dont start drinking" ive been preforming at bars since i was 12 and hes right after seeing drunk people for so many years week after week you realize the true dangers of alcohol

[@BenCloggin]

Alchy Tards Seething right now

[@BatmanHQYT]

"I feel like dog shit now, and I'm pretty sure I'm dying." The matter-of-factness of this line had me dying laughing.

[@fiddlefolk]

I was a 20 yr career firefighter who grew up with the entire weed is bad. I cut my career short because of a severe case of PTSD. I went to counseling, alcohol rehab and the only saving grace for me was medical grade pot. I slept really great and my entire problem became less of a challenge. I only use it when an episode comes on but I have a complete different outlook on pot. There is some great benefits from it.

[@The_Bigshow]

Please interview Tyler Childers

[@duvaldragon324]

Rumor has it

[@toastedt140]

Please dude, just gotta get Joe listening to his music

[@bweags4194]

I think Tyler hates interviews

[@TheHarleyrulz]

@@bweags4194 , I've heard the same thing. I heard him on The Troubador Podcast. He did not sound happy.

[@hunteryoungblood649]

And colter wall

[@andrewhampson8210]

Great conversation. Love this dudes music. Its on my list. I consider Rogans opinions reliable and valid because he makes sense and in my opinion, (reality) lol. ..hes usually right. Here on alcohol...boom. spot on. He observes and interprets stuff the way we wish we could but screws up enough to keep him honest.

[@lufwaffeaircraft]

Nothing like a solar bowl... light your bowl hit on a sunny day with a magnifying glass

[@shadegreen5351]

my buddy and i went natural one day. dug out an apple to make a pipe and used a mag glass to catch the sun to light it

[@tony_5156]

Shade Green .5’ x .5’ magnify square glass Maybe would work better

[@thegoblin9387]

harnessing the power of the sun in your bowl

[@Greg-TC]

It’s amazing how clean it tastes compared to using a lighter

[@bldrummer8287]

Solar bowl... Disc golf... Is your name Jeremy by chance?

[@notapplicable328]

I love how often sturgil looks to Jaime to involve him in the conversation

[@danielsartain8330]

The end of this segment hit the nail on the head with the debate of alcohol vs marijuana. Some people never need to drink because it changes their entire personality. Marijuana mellows you out. I’d rather be around a bunch of stoned people than drunk people. Period.

[@steverogers7601]

When you compare them, absolutely. But I’d rather not be around either. Sturgell was right that some people take weed WAY too seriously. The worst is when some make it their personality, like when Rogan did it in his mid 30s lol

[@goosemack3587]

Lazar Bong? *opens new tab*

[@sealevelbear]

Laser*

[@dylanmounsey7515]

RookerRoo343P bob lazar bong lol

[@arym1108]

Yup

[@yourewelcome6023]

@@sealevelbear Zoltar*

[@sealevelbear]

You're Welcome Ummmmm, no.

[@Minnesota7792]

Cannabis isnt for everyone but coming from experience... during chemotherapy Cannabis is incredibly helpful.

[@Lambotino]

How are you now

[@TicoTheTerrorist]

@@Lambotino I hope he’s ok, 3+ years later

[@Lambotino]

@@TicoTheTerrorist i hope so too :-)

[@terraLiquidus]

“So don’t waste your time on nursery rhymes, Of fairy tales of blood and wine, It’s turtles all the way down the line.”

[@nhmjackson31]

I love the fact that you like Sturgill Simpson and your pic is the cover of my favorite record of the last twenty years, "De-Loused In The Comatorium". Hello new best friend!!

[@torrvest]

Yooo sick Mars Volta pic

[@christopheradamson430]

Is it sad that I smoke out of a bong and drive a manual transmission? I must be old school.

[@dogmosatchmo]

Christopher Adamson You are living the life. Do NOT let anyone tell you otherwise...

[@pikin2]

I'm more up of 'joint manual' guy lol. But respect:)

[@kaseygacke6656]

Christopher Adamson you ain't the only one buddy!

[@DankSi]

Love my stick shift, I will only drive them. But smoking flowers is no good

[@therookie8895]

Christopher Adamson u like to be in control. Not a bad thing.

[@Resque.sounds]

i love how this comment section became everyone’s craziest weed story

[@coreybrown4639]

Love this guy's music!!! Amazing music!!!

[@mikehawk8276]

"Ppl still rock the bong tho gotta respect that"

[@shakirfoxx]

Right? Lmao this guy

[@Lambotino]

I laughed while smoking out my trusty bong

[@SBrown-ti8xe]

@@Lambotino Same good ole Bongzilla aka Belzebong.

[@wyzekraka891]

@@SBrown-ti8xe bezlebong like bezlebub? That's an awesome name my friend

[@redswasted8624]

Trenton Haynes mine’s called Osama Bong Laden.......it’s literally a bong in a little Bin Laden statue (not really sure if statue is the right word) Edit: google bin laden bong and you’ll see what I mean

[@TigerKing77]

This is what I'm talking about great show Joe sturge is one of the most real down to earth bad ass musicians on the planet today 🤘🌟

[@rickh5683]

Those dabs ain't no joke. I'm in Arkansas, we get everything last. That shit surprised me. Y'all be safe out there

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

Visited Arkansas and went to some guy's barbecue, there. Some adults were huffing gasoline. I'd never seen that before and they told me it's kinda common bc there's never good drugs around. It was weird!

[@rickh5683]

Cody lol "poop soup"??

[@daveslays7146]

You too broski

[@joshshirley9488]

Rick H he means shitty colored high impurity dabs or sauce /wax

[@mrgamerwatch100]

i have live rosin, shatter, crumble, diamonds and butter out here in wisconsin prices pretty wack tho

[@willsurf43]

Thank you joe For making a great point

[@xxpistolero420xx7]

my first dab was some award winning shit a friend of a friend brought down to sd. Immediately after I took the dab I felt SUPER energized. ended up surfing for like 8 hours. i was mostly just sitting and caught waves that came directly at me

[@DavidReichelWerDasLiestIstDumm]

@Random Runner u gotta try crack man

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

@@DavidReichelWerDasLiestIstDumm That effect is in you and achievable Without Like hypnotism, chanting and hype can alter state of mind

[@cerisewilson4088]

I have a lot of respect for this guy!

[@cameronharris1993]

First time I ever did dabs. Got trapped in a memory. Hallucinated throwing up. I was so convinced it was permanent.

[@barrylee259]

Just recently discovered Sturgill... what a talent !!

[@BuddhaDog93]

But who's still out there rocking a dugout in 2019 like yours truly? Classics never die

[@auxeniity9039]

Fuck yeah talk about it

[@ICUP570]

Packing one up as we speak.

[@pinkberryconsumer4059]

Right here my dude. Actually Got 2 of them old school even. Both from the 90s.

[@judo_thesilverback_tapout]

Use my box every day bro

[@samsungtelevision695]

19LapisLazuli hell yes. If it makes it better it’s one I literally found on the floor at a rave in 1997. So blasted on E I actually tried to find the owner.

[@lukewschneider]

Sturgill is funny like Bill Murray, and musically talented like maybe no one ive ever seen. I've became a big fan of him and his band.🎸🎸

[@Henry-uv9xu]

Dabs are like those 160mg OxyContins prescribed only for patients with a tolerance

[@pinkberryconsumer4059]

Yeah buddy. Before I got sober, I would do 2 80mgs but them in half and go to sleep and have the most fucked up vivid murderous dreams. Instead of waking me up my wife would sleep on the couch.

[@thecloneguyz]

I used to get the FOOTBALLS 160MG 1998 - 2003

[@christianvance1614]

Ever since I saw sound and fury I have major respect for sturgill Simpson! Amazing!!

[@ericlewis77]

Love both of these guys.

[@TheBlashMusic]

*Joe “A glass of wine with dinner” Rogan*

[@sloppyjoe400]

Would rather smoke any day over drinking.

[@patriciaross1336]

Joe thankyou! Now I know who Sturgill Simpson is . Sorry I am so undereducated. At 75, retired nurse anesthetist, mother of 5 boys and I love music --specifically his and all because of your program. I had never before heard him sing . Great person and very good discussion. Thank you Joe and Sturgill from Monroe,NC. My mother's maiden name was Sturgis!!!

[@JoshDisher]

Who's here AFTER finding "Sound & Fury"? I just saw it yesterday and things will never be the same!

[@user-jz3vc9kd2j]

I was one of those drunks...if I had one drink...it turned into 21 drinks...almost killed me many times. Medical herb is the way to go.

[@Eye_Radiate_Light]

It's also being in an unfamiliar environment that can make you feel uncomfortably high. That's why he felt fine as soon as he got back to the safety of home.

[@springchickena1]

omg yes on the pain relief when you need it its so good its like gods touch

[@kristinam.7176]

I've heard that voice so many times. 😆 Thank you,voice.

[@Showbert]

Joe's face is priceless 0:51

[@coodaygraw1]

I'm 79 and an occasional smoker since I retired but this stuff they have today is far above my old $20 lid of Jamaican.I want to be mellow, not baked. My wife did a dab like Sturgill talked about and became almost comatose. I laughed

[@luisguzman8218]

You should try some delta 8 or some strains that have cbd in them. Something like a 1:1 ratio of thc and cbd

[@zacharygriffin21]

you’re awesome to have him on here

[@andrewhigdon8346]

I had that same surgery!! You couldn’t tell from looking but I had a deviated septum, so they straightened that out and cleared my sinuses. For about a week I felt like my nostrils were the size of a tunnel, and like I was breathing in a walk-in cooler. Very wide open, and cold air. Sinus Headaches are rarer since then, and now, 20 years later, no more of those issues but my sinuses are often clogged, but they say it’s just seasonal allergies. It even changed my voice, and took away some of the nasally stuff. Then two months later they did the vocal polyp surgery and that cleared up my voice even more. Incredible. The only two times I’ve ever been to the hospital (for myself) and it was into the place first thing in the morning, then out that afternoon.

[@daltonwilliamson8416]

Joe's face at :51 you know it's gonna be good lmao

[@dansartain4382]

My first dab I literally walked outside and layed beside a tree at my buddies house for 3 hrs. He came out and offered me water and I just said “I’m good. Just looking at all the shapes of the clouds. There are so many clouds.” Yep that’s my sad pathetic dab story. Never did it again. Lasts way too long for me personally. I felt like I couldn’t move

[@larryphillipsjr.1607]

Dan Sartain 😂

[@cammo777]

No cunty comments on this one?There's hope for humanity. ..

[@j.t.8093]

Puffy clouds got me one time, as well. Great times.

[@bena3341]

Had that experience on lsd before but not dabs. Did have to lie down for maybe 15min once tho

[@NeonBeastly]

😂that got me

[@DynasticBroom]

Man it’s interesting to see these two talk.

[@notconsenting6633]

Ugh been there before😖 I called an ambulance myself and they told me "your just stoned, go to bed and sleep it off" it was an awkward breakfast the next morning

[@BlsBls-gr1ll]

Joes right about insurance company’s needing to look at each individuals situation.

[@dipgrizzly25]

I had 3 panic attacks from my first dab. I saw the devil that night.

[@bobbybass7972]

Fucken sissy...

[@dipgrizzly25]

Bobby Bass No one handles 87% THC well the first time.

[@bobbybass7972]

Do you sit to pee aswell ? Madame..

[@timkimmel9935]

It’s addictive. I’ve been chasing the devil with dabs since I first saw him.

[@dipgrizzly25]

Bobby Bass Most of the time I sit to pee. Unless I'm in a hurry, I figure that's a free body weight squat.

[@mvato122]

keep coming back to this clip :D

[@annettebernal]

As a former wrestler after some practices I would smoke and it helped me a lot during that season I went 14-2

[@jt4485]

when you think looking at a laser beam is the same as having a laser beam pointed at ur eye...

[@Da-Creams]

If it’s strong enough to cook weed it will damage your eyes from looking where the beam lands.

[@romaholcomb7768]

I was drunk for forty years, what a waste.

[@chaoticpuppet1]

I've been marathoning Joe's videos while at work. but yt isn't letting me 👍 every video

[@rjw4149]

Bong is my go to. Dont like smoking out of anything else nearly as much

[@frankdobbs7862]

We all have that one crazy dab story

[@djdsf]

You can hear Joe drooling and being so happy of being able to have one more story about how weed is good for you.

[@anthonywolfe3857]

Sturgill i just discovered you not not long ago. Glad to see you on JRE.

[@KingEdwardMMVIII]

Miss Sturgill being around.

[@MrJesusdoesntsave]

My first dab was at a dab bar in the valley with Zeppelin blasting in the background. Walked outta there feeling like Chappelle in Half-Baked.

[@oncelercanfly1974]

😂😂😂 teenagers rn in California n Colorado are laughing their asses off remembering the first time they had this story happen them, and then doing it to their friends 😊

[@qxnt.in-59]

Story never gets old

[@JasonVladimir]

Great show!

[@vicaras1]

I smoked traditional for 18 years and quit for 9 years so on my 40th birthday I took a bong rip type it off of a medical-grade vape out of Michigan while I was drinking eagle rare bourbon and I fully agree with sturgill I instant knew I fucked up but after a few good pukes and a hour or so later I could walk again.

[@CBaskins420]

Lol

[@alexeilindes7507]

I got touched by bill cosby on my first dab

[@OhMyMoki]

best podcast ever bro i swear onn my life

[@weekendnachoz]

rip steez bro

[@johnreed4945]

Joe likes stories and so yes

[@Capn_FTB]

One time I accidently overdosed on edibles when i went on vacation and my bestfriend and our girlfriends, but my bestfriend told me no weed on the trip cause i carpooled in his car so i couldn't even hide weed or he'd smell it after a while, so i did the second best thing and brought 150 dollars worth of wax gummy bears (about 9 gummies) a couple hours before we left. The second morning we were on vacation i woke up around 7 and decided to just get a little high to start the day and eat 3 gummies with a beer. Meanwhile i usually only eat like 2 weed brownies and i'm good for a few hours. So i just thought since gummy bears were smaller i'd eat a little more than i would a brownie. So after about an hour and a half i'm worrying my dude gave me some bullshit and i payed all that money. I felt a little high after about 2 hours and i thought it wouldn't be good enough to get me through the day so took 3 more. Right after i took them my bestfriend walks in and tell me to get dressed and we're leaving to go to a waterfall. All i'm thinking is holy fuck, what if these edibles are actually the real and it's not kicking in yet. (I thought about throwing that shit up but it was probably too late so i said fuck it). We all got in our cars and went. As soon as we get to the lot by the waterfall i'm trying to get out of the car and this is where i know i'm fucked. I thought the car was a fishbowl and thought i was going to drown. I held my breathe until my girldfriend opened my door for me and i flopped out of the car. Then a bunch of weird shit kept going through my head like the car sound when you lock it was a bird and then i could hear the water and thiught i was walking in water. My girlfriend helped me out and walked me almost the whole time and the more we hiked to see this dumbass waterfall, the more high i got. Eventually we got to the place and my bestfriend wants to do some dumb shit and look over the waterfall while me and our other friends hold his legs for a picture I can say i have never felt so scared in my entire life that i can actually kill my friend cause i was high and didnt want to tell him. So i layed down on my stomach and held on to his legs for life just so he can get a picture. Long story short he made me climb a tree and i climbed up about 12 feet and dropped straight to my back and he looked down at me and told me he knew i was high the whole time and just wanted to fuck with me while i was in fucking pain. As soon i caught my breathe i got in the car and tried not to be high anymore. That was the story of how i'm two months sober :)

[@TracyGrimslut]

Completely underrated comment..

[@CBaskins420]

Lmao

[@Sosa0125]

definitely worth the read lmao

[@non-binaryeugene733]

You’re one dumb fuck I’ll tell you that. Never do acid, you’re the type that wouldn’t come back to normal.

[@sethmurphy531]

Lmfao

[@mryankovic14569]

This guys music is pretty good.

[@lisathomas1622]

I was in the Navy, worked on submarine. I was pretty surprised we kept those things going, cuz drinking late into the night was absolutely a daily activity.

[@adamplona9438]

Love the new "Sound and Fury" album... soooo good.! More Please!! I don't like Dabs, I don't even own a bong... I just smoke normal flower.. and even then it's just a few puffs then I put it down. Less high than drinking 2 beers. Pain management is rough... compressed disks in my spine... always in discomfort.

[@rjhong93]

dab: sweating my ass off is all i remember....its herbals for me lol

[@lowverte3693]

Its cuase none is dabbing properly theres a real method proper cool down and low temp at the right tempture and Swab super clean vapor hit and tastey and cleaner higb

[@pauliepecans4213]

@@lowverte3693 Yep and people cough their ass off because they dab too hot

[@remy1016]

‘Nobody needs to be that stoned, that fast’ 👌

[@FortNite-fb5wm]

I’ve used too much distillate for edibles to do much. Even after a 6 month T break. I had used disty for a week than drank 1g in everclear and should’ve been in the floor but wasn’t any higher than I was if I’d blinkered CAT 3 Disty. Am I doing something wrong?

[@kylelarsen6929]

I fucking love Joe rogan , Joey would be a dream to talk to yall about the universe

[@_Snapper]

Man this guy is the real deal.

[@UnimpressedGoose]

When I was younger I got super baked n I was sitting on the couch n my face kept feeling numb n weird n it was tripping me out cuz it only come on for a second but it would happen like every 5 seconds. I was tripping for like 45min before I looked over n realized there was a fan blowing air on my face🤦‍♂️

[@jtmagx]

This is great!

[@dennisrobbins7857]

lol! yep, similar thing on a long car trip, the car AC vent was blowing directly on me giving me the chills, for apprx 100 miles I was convinced it was a flu or something...

[@3lynyrd]

😂😂😂

[@ThePapo1980]

hahaha this made my day

[@DankSi]

Dabs are so great once you get used to them. So much cleaner and better for you

[@briaginter4837]

Love that guys music

[@toddrouch7526]

My first dab high, two hits off my buddy's bong, I had to sit down, which turned into lying down, which turned into two hours of deep sleep. Then I finally woke up and had to walk down three flights of stairs, then it took me about an hour sitting in my truck parked on the street before I was able to drive the hour I had to drive to get home. Wow!! Such craziness, I loved it!! Lol hahahaha, had to be six years ago. Awesomeness!!

[@Killenmachine05]

this is one of my favorite stories to listen to while I rip a huge dab

[@DuckmanYaHeard]

Dabs are for the real hardcore men and women. I love it!

[@DramaMoviezScalpel]

Credo-Ape-Thor ya dude you are so hardcore and cool, omg bro, damn, when you walk into a club everyone is like wow that guy dabs! Fuck ya

[@cammo777]

@@DramaMoviezScalpel Stop waiting for any thumbs up...they're not coming.Stupid ass comment lol.

[@ozzflo3944]

I only have a bong at home. I love bong rips, makes my day go.

[@wyeth1023]

"Do you have to wear a welding mask?" BAhahaha!

[@phuckhugh2698]

Bongs are awesome! Also you need to do yourself a favor and get a Gandalf pipe. Its a handpipe that has a 9-13 inch long mouth piece and it cools the smoke so you get easy smooth hits.

[@shakirfoxx]

I just smoked a whole bowl of skittlez keef and it took me 10 whole minutes to post this comment I’m so high right now

[@Lambotino]

Glad you made it through

[@shakirfoxx]

lambotino thank you

[@jonathangreen2064]

got to love when joe's eyes are open to the future of smoking technology and hes like wooooo man meaning really i want to try that shit hes saying in his head

[@Swingin69s]

Yall have to check out that lazer bong. The guy built a little lego-like gear system to turn the bowl as he hits it

[@boratsagdiyev5679]

I've got sinus problems too, damn allergic reactions to cocaine

[@area51r]

low temp dabs is the only way too go.

[@desmondo8768]

area51r for flavor it is if u wanna get moon high quick high temps the play

[@TonicElement]

red hot or nothing

[@housevollmer9106]

I prefer my dab to barley finish smoking, maybe 3% - 5% lostinto the air when my lungs are full! Also hold your dab hits in I’m sick of hearing people say you get it all instantly, 95% THC turned to vapor is still 95% when you blow out 75% of your dab cloud that’s still mostly THC in that vapor! FACT! Only 5% of the vapor comes out if it’s absorbed instantly!

[@TonicElement]

oo la la, someone's gonna get laid in college

[@BrettfordBolts]

TonicElement eeek barba durkell

[@PaulLaurinD]

Great 12 min!!! I agree with eating and living well. Noting like a quick toke and take a 5 mile run.

[@sidneyshaw1608]

9:29 "I know what I"m doin... the problem is YOU don't know what you're doing" hahaha joe is the man