Joe Walker lines that I think about a lot (part one)

I was about to go to sleep and suddenly I made a 7 minute Joe video
Part two: kzbin.info/www/bejne/goLYk4SYp96imLc
A Very Potter Musical: kzbin.info/aero/PLC76BE906C9D83A3A
123Ever: kzbin.info/aero/PLvep3WS9e8tSvZ3hWOxVNyttudjCJm301
Firebringer: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ65poGiqpV_ec0
Spies Are Forever: kzbin.info/aero/PLlF0gFzOX4tD1KJ5ZEnvhD55Qhnz-K0X2
Starship: kzbin.info/aero/PLC6A915952D67F112
Ani: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZaUc2SfdsqMaMU
Holy Musical B@man: kzbin.info/aero/PL96B8289ADF77A8C4
A Very Potter Senior Year: kzbin.info/aero/PLvep3WS9e8tRA_amclMNdVkVqNazfebXk
A Very Potter Sequel: kzbin.info/aero/PL86C718AEE71C9DE9
Twisted: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2ialIiul8Zgl6M
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[@justasidekick5337]

May I add: "Oh, so you think you're better than me just because you can read? Well get out of my bookstore!" And "Do not feed me a shit and call it *cous cous* Ja'far." Because those are my favourite lines from Twisted and I think about them non stop. (In conclusion, Joe Walker has a lot of iconic lines.)

[@wolf09980]

but you forgot the part after where it says "we dont like your kind in here anyway"

[@deadasadoornailname]

I KNOW it's not technically a Joe Walker line because it's not delivered by him but every goddamn day I'm haunted by *"JOE WALKER D I E S"*

[@judysahakian4257]

“When the technology is available!” Is one of my favorite lines from AVPM

[@jc-pi9lf]

"mr curt mege if thats your real name " is a very underrated fourth wall break

[@jc-pi9lf]

@Catie B his name irl is curt mega

[@Sophie-sw4mz]

‘Mr Curt Mega, if that IS your real name’ gets me everytime 😂

[@idontevenhaveachannel]

WHAT SHOW IS IT FROM I CAN'T FIND

[@Sophie-sw4mz]

@@idontevenhaveachannel Spies Are Forever!

[@idontevenhaveachannel]

@@Sophie-sw4mz THANK YOU YOU LOVELY PERSON

[@emmaferreira717]

His accent for the bartender kills me every time xD "WhaT ThE heLL DId yoU JuSt sAy tO ME?"

[@bi_cycle]

I just think about Joe Walker a lot. Like, an unhealthy amount.

[@ameliaawan6188]

Mood

[@thatone6913]

Bi Cycle i always randomly scream joe in my house and my parents r always confused

[@e.aesch0]

Yesterday my mom accused me of spending more time “with” team starkid than I do with my actual friends

[@thatone6913]

Emily Grace my parents have no idea who starkid is but my friends r so annoyed @ me singing and talking about joe walker every time we talk i feel an intervention coming soon

[@trezalkapeliskova2121]

Same.

[@atlascalliopecharon]

There are too many opportunities in my everyday life to tell my brother “killing people doesn’t make them like you, it just makes them dead.”

[@thatone6913]

a n d o f f e r i t a *C L E A N A N D P L E A S I N G W O R S H I P*

[@imtryingmybest673]

The “sir I wanna but these shoes Christmas song” monologue stuck with me so much I made a little drawing of him and bug with him saying it and hung it on my wall

[@evilkingarthur]

Nothing will ever hit me as hard as “Quirrell, okay is wonderful”. It gets to me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[@allieskelley]

every one of joe walker´s roles is a gift to humanity

[@isobel7213]

He is Lord, Duck is Lord...

[@delphisheridan7788]

The duck is pleased

[@mads9966]

Let us offer him a cleeeaan and pleeeaaasing wooorshiiip

[@puppypotter27]

He is lord lord lord Duck is lord!

[@rakum4919]

"okay is wonderful" is wonderful

[@bluebirdie2011]

how would I describe my love for Joe Walker? ...probably with adjectives.

[@marinarasauce5701]

the one dislike is from the illiterate librarian in twisted

[@leiii05]

Quirrelmort will always be something that I think about.

[@quirrelmorts]

Same

[@panickedscorpio3308]

Joe gets type casted. Not as a character type, but as a type of cursed energy.

[@alyssamonkey]

Literally “You’re a big DEummY! And I’m mad at you!” Pops into my head all the time! Also, watching this I’ve realized that Tarkin’s accent is kind of a cross between Up and Achmed??

[@capitanrogers9235]

*Quirrell... Maaan... LISTEEEEEN*

[@addiedoherty9300]

Why did I not notice joey’s character holding Al’s character’s face in SAF until now 3:07

[@keysersoze4685]

It's like you read my mind! I have never clicked on a video so fast! The only one I can currently think that I would have added would be in Starship when Nick says to him "shut up you, you're drunk" and Joe goes "no I'm drunk!" Gets me everytime!

[@starrynight7624]

That's such an underrated line!

[@keysersoze4685]

@@starrynight7624 I know! I showed Starship to my parents, and this is the line that they quote daily!

[@emmettspeaks]

Keyser Soze I don’t remember that line but now I gotta rewatch starship!

[@keysersoze4685]

@@emmettspeaks Honestly, now I want to rewatch it too!

[@thatone6913]

me every day: *IM MAGIC IM GAY*

[@k.brownlee30]

Don't worry It's marley sometimes..when I’m really happy, I can shoot sparkles out of my f i n g e r s

[@whatalovelybreadstick2449]

“And I will pepper in the fact that I am gay”

[@thatone6913]

•What A Lovely Breadstick• that’s even more me

[@whatalovelybreadstick2449]

Don't worry It's marley John Mulaney is amazing

[@thatone6913]

•What A Lovely Breadstick• joe could throw me off my rhythm anytime 😍 (i’m bi)

[@Nina-gf1fv]

May I add: 'You are not a failure..overall'; truly inspiring words to live by

[@samslaydes]

“the duck is pleased”. me. i am the duck. context? me watching this video. thank you

[@quirrelmorts]

You’re welcome

[@idontevenhaveachannel]

thanks to you duh

[@amityislandchum]

His facial expression after "there is no God" is probably my favorite moment in all of Starkid.

[@hannahjwhitson]

I think about Joe Walker a lot not just these lines

[@quirrelmorts]

Me too

[@swampghost835]

“quirell, ok is wonderful!” should not make my cry the way it does

[@ameliaawan6188]

I love how we just have the exact same tastes

[@ginodiminichii2611]

No one is too old for LEGO bricks, met with joyous applause

[@pamesy-jatterson7352]

The description is kind of a mood

[@geniehossain3738]

“Lord Vader, I command you to come back with me to the Death Star and JUST BE... just be... miserable for the rest of your life.” Love me some Joe Walker as Tarkin via a Little Mermaid reference 😂😂😂

[@Elizabeth-nu3ct]

The ending of avpm musical gets me every dang time. It’s probably my favorite moment of any starkid musical, nay, any musical/film because the whole sequence just makes me so happy

[@nicofisher141]

my favorite is his reaction when he finds out that the duck is not lord

[@thatonestarkidfan3918]

whAt thE fUck?

[@hello-mi2fm]

he has the range darlin

[@k0pstl939]

Just put all of torture tango lol

[@eggbagg9659]

I think about him in general a lot

[@quirrelmorts]

Mood

[@ryakotarski2186]

Mara Fry felt that

[@idontevenhaveachannel]

mood

[@morganmulac8886]

Mood

[@LosTrilocos]

Joe Walker: *what the hell can't he do*

[@fallen_Apollyon]

'How would I describe my childhood ? Probably with adjectives...' Yup I definitely love this man

[@layoisaacssodeye]

"And if you can't come in 'er, come on 'er. God Bless America."

[@mel-burnes]

the self-restraint to not put in the entirety of torture tango--

[@ainenicholgain7827]

But... Umbridge?? 😥 ( I forget that he played her sometimes, and then... I remember)

[@wearawatch6895]

'i'll eat your pillow' Is it bad I constantly think about this before I go to sleep...

[@thatonestarkidfan3918]

Well you haven’t had a dream that you were eating a giant marshmallow, and then you wake up and your favourite goose-feather pillow is missing.

[@roj6895]

I WOULD DIE FOR THIS MAN

[@bentopaixao3363]

I have a huge crush on him so imagine my reaction when I saw him playing Umbridge I felt confused

[@psa4578]

Amigo somos 2.

[@Nibblenephim]

James, you just think about Joe all the time.

[@quirrelmorts]

Yes

[@stephanielynne9513]

You are not my friend...NAY yOu aRe frRiEnD oF nO mAn herE

[@rowanwall6932]

You missed “Life is...well it’s messy, and complicated. And you think that killing people will make them like you but it doesn’t. It just-it just...it just makes them dead.”

[@ilianakaterina5719]

What about, "B@man likes the circus"

[@quirrelmorts]

I don’t think about it

[@ilianakaterina5719]

Ahaha

[@Retiredindulgence]

When there’s literally no musicals that joe speaks normally

[@quirrelmorts]

MAMD

[@Retiredindulgence]

Professor Hidgens true true but the costume....

[@gigirauchut1882]

Joe Walker is really hot not gonna lie

[@bryce4395]

An iconic Joe Walker line: *OooooowoooooaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA* (2:59)

[@guinealover6674]

Perfect, I was running out of things to think about. Edit: I would like to present: "You can kiss that promotion goodbye." "Fine..." *Smooch* *Gasp*

[@kyrabrown6307]

Id give my liver to be able to have this much range let alone accents

[@jia9720]

2:49 THAT WINK!

[@dysenteryworld]

i think about joe walker so much the man ends up in my actual dreams. the last TWO dreams i've had he featured predominantly

[@Jojo-su2vm]

HE IS LORD THE DUCK IS LORD! HE IS LORD LORD LORD THE DUCK IS LORD!

[@tsukikumoon2890]

Yes... you put the Quirrell that I love so much at the end. T^T 💖

[@peanutsthesquirrel5225]

Joe Walker saying “You Little Shit!” after Lauren tricks him is something I think about a lot Also all of his umbridge lines Edit: almost forgot about “aww now two people are mad at meeee”

[@skai5020]

see how this video has no dislikes, that’s because no one dislikes this man it’s humanly impossible

[@callahardy8639]

Where is “Jamilla.... you don’t have the guts”

[@quirrelmorts]

I just don’t think about it

[@callahardy8639]

*gasp*

[@ameliaawan6188]

Suggested addition: Joe in Film Improv Now saying "You taught me how to love"

[@quirrelmorts]

YES

[@melissatheghost]

This man is a legend

[@emmab4587]

Literally all I could ever ask for

[@superfluousdee6476]

now TWO people are mad at meeeeeee

[@chromosomethumbsdown]

The bartender on 1:20 is kinda talking like Achmed

[@nellcorley233]

i love him

[@jordanb7163]

his british accent is surprisingly good

[@kyrabrown6307]

He can steal a scene away from every other person so quick. Watching twisted be like

[@emmettspeaks]

I didn’t know I needed this in my life but damn it I did

[@idontevenhaveachannel]

I can't help but see Umbridge

[@pippinpunk]

this is exactly what i needed at this moment on youtube dot com thank u :,))

[@quirrelmorts]

You’re welcome

[@sarahellis6703]

okay so you know how there are those diagrams that are transparent and show like digestive tracts and shit or whatever? i need something like that for the first clip cuz i can't figure out whose legs are whose

[@edgarallanpoestan]

I just realized how awful his hairline is, this poor man

[@quirrelmorts]

:(

[@edgarallanpoestan]

Professor Hidgens :(

[@yes-lad4050]

Also, may I propose "Well you fucking asked?" in Spies Are Forever

[@idontevenhaveachannel]

To honor Hitting on her staying on her getting on her and if you can't come in her come on her God bless America

[@jasminegosewinkel]

I love this video so much

[@deviouspurrloin]

Bro I quote so many of these but I live by "Hitting on her, getting on her, staying on her and if you can't come in her come on her GOD BLESS AMERICA" and im a girl 💀

[@Zynga76]

I wonder if starkid members know how much sexual awakening they caused in adolescents

[@lifewithmari5181]

Hi

[@quirrelmorts]

Hi

[@mrjames3391]

Omg

[@NobtheBuilder_]

6:28 the best singing his voice has ever sounded 🔥

[@NobtheBuilder_]

I just realised his accent in ANI is like fucking judge rinder 😭