Why Disney World Sucks.

[@T3XAS]

I hate the people who say “Play the video” or “Stop yapping”. He is a REACTION channel if he is completely silent and watching the video is terrible

[@sapphicfrenchfry]

might as well just watch video yourself at that point 🫤 L chat

[@Crimsonarts2323]

yo i literally came here to say this exact fucking thing dawg

[@Reusable_kidney]

Might as well watch a XQC “reaction” at that point, just 25 mins of watching someone’s video in complete silence, pretty much stealing it. Stg, joes chat can’t go 1 second without bitching. Why do the best streamers have the worst chats ? 80% brain rotted 14 year olds

[@WhoTookFumbleKin]

fax if you wanna see the video just watch the original video lol

[@KILLA_turtle]

I watch reaction videos to see their reaction but if they start rambling about something that strays too far from the video I get mad but only when the subject changes

[@stoneyrules]

Universal does everything Disney can't. Actual rides, better food, better value, better fun. Disney plays to the idea It's fun, Universal Is actually fun.

[@WilsonDaBoss06]

Disney’s food is much better and has a better overall atmosphere to it. Universal better in its own ways too.

[@Zulkak1357]

​@@WilsonDaBoss06Overpriced food

[@stoneyrules]

@WilsonDaBoss06 And thats It, atmosphere. You're paying for the Disney Experience, which Is Nostalgia only, which Is fine In It's own right. Universal you get actual experiences. Disney food does look good too

[@SomeDegeneratedKid]

100 Percent agree, and with Epic Universe coming out next year

[@Cole.Lagan1]

Disney is better when you are 4-10 years old just because the overall magical feeling of being at that park and how well disney organized everything but nowadays it’s all overpriced overcrowded and and not as fun

[@brodysalpeter1555]

JOE, I’m being dead serious right now… when I was 7 years olds I got into a fist fight with Donald Duck because I “thought he was an imposter”. My parents had to sweet talk Disney world to not get us kicked out and banned from Disney World

[@JaceStims]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@T-Trux]

Hell, I remember pointing out Mrs. Incredible breasts when I was younger. Literally an inch away from touching it, good god I was a strange kid.

[@HoggleFant]

Valid

[@KellerCo]

So you’re 11 years old lmao

[@ZackChopp]

Ya I'm sure u did..I hate ppl on internet...all fukin liers

[@jose2817]

I’ve seen Brent Rivera at Disney before and bro looked like a straight skin walker

[@mr.llamanator3651]

He was on my flight and he didn’t look real

[@pigggggggssss]

Lol fr

[@spectrophobic]

Not a gay one?

[@Fymles]

​@@spectrophobiche cant be gay he likes his sister

[@spectrophobic]

@@Fymles i mean cus they said straight i were jokin, i cant tell if ur jokin too tho

[@ved95]

Joe the type of guy to stare at you from across a desolate street and disappear when a bus passes by.

[@Glizzy_156]

uh...ok

[@Sebineversleeps]

Ok?…

[@Oliveonanoaktree]

On hod

[@BandKidBambi]

💀

[@cowboy-h7z]

fax

[@Amelia-em7sf]

Joe is one of the realest youtubers out here, what a guy, he honestly makes my day

[@isaiahlewis3427]

Facts

[@SoulCyclee]

Is my music 🔥 heat 🔥

[@SmurfToes]

Fr tho I’m hyped after I get a notification that he uploaded

[@innjction]

Fr

[@Tess_136]

real

[@ReddFourBirds]

Disney sucked slightly less when it was affordable back in like, pre-2010s and before. That shit was AFFORDABLE, so much to the point that my parents took me like, a billion times when I was a kid. We weren't rich then and we definitely aren't now. The last time we went was 2014, I believe. They took out everything I loved as a kid, there's really nothing calling me back there anymore. Now I just get laughed at for being like "I love the history, cause its just up and down and there's some wild CEOs and whatnot." I never liked the company. But I'll be damned if it didn't have an impact.

[@officialmonarchmusic]

For sure. I'm still a nerd about Disney history, and I'm hoping they can lower prices and fix the parks

[@Hand-fish]

Fun fact:turtles don’t like getting tazed

[@nillerdiller369]

no way

[@IamtheWolfvmg]

Fun fact: Neither does anything else

[@GlorifiedIdiot-lg8wh]

Would electric eels feel an electric shock from getting tazed?

[@muscle_mogger]

Could of told me this earlier buddy💀

[@Mricecreeper-ok1pe]

Fun fact people don’t like getting shot

[@ejayrllywheezy]

Edibles and childhood Disney movies go hand and hand.

[@FloridaMan5363]

Weed and The Truman show fucks with your mind don't do it

[@eaglerockzproductions7278]

Fr

[@Practically_Dripku]

That's why Universal is THE GOAT

[@jstarASMR3103]

12:24 “and there girlfriends with way to much gum in their smile” WHY IS THIS SO TRUE💀💀🤣 I’m dead

[@avajames2743]

i’d totally wait 1.5 hours for a ride at disney, but that’s ONLY because i’m from australia and wouldn’t have another opportunity for a long while. other than that, waiting more than 30 mins is CRAZY

[@officialmonarchmusic]

Maybe it's my unique experience, but I went to Disney a lot, and the most I waited on our most recent trip my longest wait was like, 45 minutes? 50 at most. The wait times thing IS pretty exaggerated, and especially if you do research beforehand, and get their Fastpass system, you can keep the wait times low by going to the rides that have lower waits. I've promised myself that I wouldn't wait more than an hour for any ride in the park, (And ideally much less) so it IS doable unless it's during CRAZY season where they have the most crowds. So avoiding crazy lines is actually doable

[@JavaCake]

funny thing is my favorite part of the disney parks are the original ideas, country bears, pirates of the caribbean, space mountain, etc.

[@officialmonarchmusic]

Same. The reason why we haven't gotten as much of that in recent years is because of Bob Iger (Or Poop Iger, as I prefer to call him) who thinks that shoving pointless franchise references into everything is the best way to go. Poseidon Entertainment has some great coverage of this. Bob Iger once said "Why theme a ride to be somewhere in Asia when you can just theme it to Frozen instead?" The man doesn't understand theming OR creativity

[@jumpiertech]

Disney is the company that would look you dead in the eyes and make you pay 40 dollars for an aquafina waterbottle

[@mrgreen4026]

My parents also took me there when I was 3, the only thing I remember was the buzz light year ride.

[@jaketheripper7385]

Probably too young to actually appreciate or remember it... That's unfortunate because it can be a lot of fun for kids, or at least it used to be. I never understood why parents took their kids to Disney when they were less than 6 - 7 years old. Not only will they not be able to appreciate it, they'll be cashed out and ready for a nap after a couple hours tops. Growing up kids at my school were going to Disney constantly. My parents didn't take me until I was like 11 or 12 by which point all my friends had been at least three to four times (I went to a private school with a bunch of rich kids which I was really not). I had a couple friends who went literally every year and had been doing so since they were infants/toddlers. In any case I remember enjoying Universal Studios quite a bit more. Maybe I was just a little too old to really enjoy it at the time.

[@SVJ351]

Joe should go to Disney world and make a vlog of him yelling at the employees 😂

[@motaku220]

He wouldn’t do that

[@lllllllllllllllllllllIII]

@@motaku220or would he

[@Unfunnyfunyname]

@@lllllllllllllllllllllIII *vsauce music intensifies*

[@OnlyCrestfallen.]

Gods im so close 🤤

[@Unfunnyfunyname]

@@OnlyCrestfallen.what?

[@Typotech31]

Thank you Joe you genuinely make my day every day you post

[@balkan.exe.]

Fr bro he’s such a w

[@TerriBlanchard-nh7xy]

Bro, your videos are gold.

[@CarlosTheSeal]

L bot ☠️

[@Malphas38th]

0:57 “I hate Disney it’s so childish.” Mf it’s for children no shit 😭

[@Ollie_skate]

Joe never fails to make me violently scream when I see he uploaded

[@bettertheneditzs]

Oh joe where do I even begin, you feel me up with joy every day. Just the thought of grazing your skin sends goose bumps all through the body. With every word you speak it graces my ears and I just couldn't hold it in any longer joe.

[@dennisdavenport4660]

I went there as a 13 year old in 1990 and it sucked ass. Glad to see my opinion validated after all these years

[@Griimy-j9f]

Doesn't Disney World have like air vents that put out smells to make you buy more stuff like food?

[@Glizzy_156]

tf?

[@carlosdavilajr4784]

Yup!

[@JavaCake]

I mean… they have it on the rides to enhance the immersion.. but I believe the Main Street thing is a myth.

[@naterisawesome1]

​@@JavaCakeformer CM here. It is indeed not a myth at all.

[@JavaCake]

@@naterisawesome1 Good to know

[@MrSlayerGamez]

My parents are getting a divorce and I’ve been really depressed lately and I when I found out this channel it really helped my mental health and made me laugh for the first time in 3 weeks. Thanks Joe ❤️

[@Goose-luvs-legacyy]

The rockin roller coaster is hands down the best thing at Disney world Orlando

[@thomast6851]

Yeah I just did that today

[@Goose-luvs-legacyy]

@@thomast6851 Its so good bro

[@thomast6851]

@@Goose-luvs-legacyy So worth the wait

[@Goose-luvs-legacyy]

@@thomast6851 real

[@JavaCake]

true, I’m glad it’s finally back from refurb

[@iamramonaflowers]

18:47 is so true like my mom yesterday asked me if i wanted to go anywhere and i said no thank you, but today she forced me out of bed to take a shower and go somewhere that was 2 hours away, i even told her no thank you i don't want to go anywhere i'm not in the right mindset today, i don't feel like myself and need space. but of course, she couldn't take no for an answer and brought me anyway even though i was sick, and ended up getting an even bigger headache and almost passing out from fatigue. parents, this is not good parenting. and for crying out loud i'm only a growing teenager, i need space when i'm growing up.

[@Ivo3Vrdoljak-p5x]

no way some bro sad “Fun fact:turtles don’t like getting tazed”😂

[@LukaKraljevic-mp8rs]

Ye right above u

[@SoulCyclee]

Is my music 🔥

[@OrdinaryHockeyTurtle]

Wow really

[@Farvaman423]

We saw bro, we have eyes☠️

[@fildafernandes4366]

Make this second top comment behind the fun fact comment

[@lilhedgehog8576]

4:36 I can confirm that parents do do that. My mom took me to Disney World when I was like five.

[@cmf3673]

I’m at disney word right now

[@ClarkyWarky]

And you're on your phone watching KZbin videos about it? You must be having blast.

[@M9Deterrant]

The Disney sniffer returns..

[@maliyah_420]

Istgg it makes my day sm better if i see jo posted a vid

[@RayMayBy]

Nothing better than a TWO Joe vid on my birthday 🤯

[@YouTubeViewMan]

Fr and happy birthday

[@C00LMuffin4lifer]

happy birthday

[@belialofeden]

I went to disney world as part of the make a wish foundation for my little sister. Truly cherished memories. They were still building the harry potter stuff and star wars wasnt there yet but we all had lots of fun because we had the fast pass for free and skipped the lines. Worst people in disney are actually chinese tourists. They throw trash on the ground and one pushed my terminally ill sister and i almost threw hands. They are beyond rude and disrespectful, like 10x worse than a disney adult

[@ftfberetta3020]

when joe uploads it makes me wanna rob a cvs ngl

[@joeb2]

I went to Disney with my 2 year old and wife. I told my wife that I didn’t want to bring my daughter because she wouldn’t remember it. She made a good point, that WE will remember it. And honestly, seeing the wonder and amazement on her face and enjoying the rides was worth it. I’m a FL resident, so we only paid $60 each for my wife and I to go. I’d never pay full price to go, that’s for sure.

[@CollectaMan]

For those that don’t know what he stated about Disney world is a very specific experience. Both Joe and the guy seemed to experience Disney at its worst. A lot of what he said is very dependent on the time of year and your ability to enjoy yourself. Disney is a really enjoyable place and a lot of these things that are stated are not always true based off the experience. I will admit it is very very expensive though.

[@sophielouise5414]

Completely agree with you!

[@samanthacarpenter3336]

My parents use to pack turkey sandwiches, chips, crackers, and juices that were warm, and unappetizing as hell as a kid when surrounded by the smells of Disney food. Since my parents would only let us buy 1 thing, I mostly ended up buying a lollipop since I would always end up desperate for a sweet treat, and always lost out on getting a toy.

[@STINK_BS]

If this comment gets 50 likes ill ask my crush out

[@LawrenceRondon]

Part 2: kzbin.info/www/bejne/a5mqqYyHYsekmqc

[@beefjerkygod88]

Do it

[@heckerlil6171]

u said that before… atleast change ur method of begging for likes smh

[@aauussttinn]

@@heckerlil6171hes got one comment on this channel lol

[@heckerlil6171]

@@aauussttinn he probs deletes it… just check literally any video of joe n u would see people commenting the same thing. They never do it.

[@Hienemanna]

Two of my favourite youtubers collabing?!

[@Moneyfordayz5]

Free the sniffer🗣️

[@ItsBlapho]

Disney sniffer 😎😎

[@Unfunnyfunyname]

wat

[@endercreepx9074]

4:58 the fact that Joe can joke about that is actually crazy.

[@pattycake3700]

Joe just can’t get enough of that Disney sniffer

[@Jagger1516]

I love your videos Joe! Keep up the amazing work.

[@Emurillo5643]

Disney world made Disney!!

[@peema2silly]

WOWEEEE😮🎉🎉🎉

[@ss_fe2r71]

I would like to say that I am a victim of “Going to Disney as a toddler”.

[@Reusable_kidney]

Id trust someone breaking into my house more than a Disney adult. Every time I see one, it’s like there wearing someone else’s skin.

[@Reusable_kidney]

There’s a point where nostalgia becomes a dangerous drug

[@Robatic042]

Joe laughs like a seagull 💀

[@Encinasp1028]

turtles indeed don’t like getting tazed lmao

[@cameroonkendrick6312]

These mega corporations have done so much damage to Florida

[@thee-sportshyena851]

I am going to Disney world in a week 😂😂😂

[@2and1meNyou]

As a child I went to Disney and never wanted to go back! I saw through all the bs being a child!

[@pleasedonotsue]

Mr beast should make a last to leave disneyland but instead of disney aduits its a group of regular adults thats never seen a disney movie

[@Tom-hq8ku]

Now I wanna watch bloody Wall-E because Joe said that

[@Eagleedits62]

It’s my birthday 🥳🥳

[@Blackshadow164]

Happy birthday

[@Eagleedits62]

@@Blackshadow164 thank you🙏

[@DesGardius-me7gf]

“Remember when you were a kid, you'd go on vacation, you'd be like, ‘Why is dad always in a bad mood?’ _Now_ I understand. ‘How can I spend an enormous amount of money, be uncomfortable, and listen to my children complain and whine? _Disney!_ Oh, good!’” -Jim Gaffigan

[@jr-eviltwizzy]

Are we still friends?

[@Johnporkisdie]

dawg I see u in ever video ur actually so weird

[@bartbartyy]

Go away u in every vid glazing him weirdo

[@GlorifiedIdiot-lg8wh]

Who is this guy?

[@Serial-Designation-NOX0030-]

Tyler the Creator mentioned

[@bushkunacy9092]

might be time to hop offline bro

[@TheDel4873]

2:57 oh I know what restaurant you’re talking about! It’s called Cosmic Ray’s. I’m a Disney adult myself, Disney is what you make of it. If I had a breakup right before going to Disney, I’d WANT to get in the rides to ease my pain!

Hi joe

[@SlimpTizzy]

I’ve only ever been to Disney land, not Disney world, but what I love about it is how the atmosphere is otherworldly. There’s music and amazing smells of corn on the cob, churros, turkey legs, and all that kind of stuff. On top of that it’s designed in such a way that a 30 year old single parent can take their 8 year old child to Disney land and both with have things to do that they enjoy. It’s a place where most ages can have a good time together. Sure everything is over priced, but the ticket prices make sense to me at least. TBH I wouldn’t really care if they closed forever but I think it’s worth mentioning the reasons why I have enjoyed going there when I was younger as the video didn’t mention the 2 main things that made Disneyland special to me. They definitely over price the shit out of everything inside the park tho. Nobody trynna pay $12 for a bottle of Dasani water

[@TrinketsAndTreatsCrafts]

i went to disneyland as a teen and it made me realize i am gay. (i'm from the midwest and have conservative parents lol)

[@darkdiamonds4337]

The “ taking your angst teen to Disney” thing is SO FUCKING REALLLL HOLY FUCK 2/4 times I went I was a teen

[@DarkFlameFRVR]

I just realize how stupid Disney World is

[@Madlad2]

Donald duck pfp

[@Cheofrr]

@@Madlad2 fr

[@pkbandito9044]

3:11 the happiest countries have high suicide rates because the individual happiness is not taken into account in the happiness index. The happiness index ranks countries on quality of life, but not individual happiness. Finland has a great quality of life, but has high suicide rates because the country is very depressing.

[@matthewthemunch]

no

[@thomast6851]

The day I arrive at Disney you just had to upoload this....

[@fbi538]

fun fact: you die when you stop living

[@WildDancer101]

"There's never a better time, to make the dream come true." Unfortunately, that time isn't right now.

[@Likeaboss59]

"Alright chat I gotta piss then we'll get into the next one" 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@PaulieLauraXombie1331]

Get there early go straight to the back of the park and move forward towards the entrance, You'll have shorter wait times as most people rush to fantasy land for their kids.. and if you start back to front you'll get out of the park quicker before the mob after the fireworks..

[@AbigailWrites]

Agreed. I'm 22 and we didn't have tv growing up, just read books. So I didn't watch a lot of Disney movies. I saw bambi once when we traveled for sports and I hated it, so sad. The only appeal Disney has for me now is the roller coasters, but I'd rather go to a legit roller coater park instead. It's cheaper and has better rides and shorter lines!!

[@launchuk7506]

3:57 dont diss comic ray(he works once a year now)

[@Kountless]

5 Joe Bartolozzi videos in a week? I must be dreaming.

[@colex1222]

Literally just got back from Magic Kingdom to see Mr Joe pull out this BANGER

[@adriansteele7023]

Lol. I legit watch theme park videos, especially HHN, in order to live vicariously through the camera operator. 😂 this 'conomy, eh? Con a you, con a me.

[@IL0VEJJ8A]

at 21:04 the guy on the right is my dads friend form law school 💀

[@tivadarvrastyak1598]

BIGTUUUUUUUGGGGG!!!!!! HAPPY TO BE A TUGGLETT🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@LoganVloedman]

A while ago I went to Disney on my birthday, I was going to get a lightsaber but right as we are about to get in, they close it. Then we go and try to do the droid stuff and turns out it’s closed right as we get there. All in all, I hate Disney with every fiber of my being.

[@ClarkyWarky]

I still dont know how Disney parks still pull in the traffic and money it does. Im hoping within the next 10 years, it becomes one of desolate, rundown themeparks where half of everything is closed down and you got maybe a handful of Disney characters in stained and old costumes. Thats the Disnet world i want. 🙂

[@zippeyfresh]

My dad said he’s going to punt a kid in a stroller if he gets his foot ran over after the like 10th time

[@natino20]

2 MIL FOR JOEY BART 🎉

[@HVACR_LIFE]

"I didint order a yappachino" wow soo original

[@yourmomgayandyourdadlesbia8718]

I just ended my shift at Walt Disney World, I have more reasons than just this Btw EPCOT’s countries at financially supported BY that country. Also the counties that post more money have bigger lands, and an attraction. Counties that fund less are smaller! Ex: France supports alotta munies because France funds them so much in the France Pavilion. Morocco has a very tiny pavilion, because they fund them less. Ur welcome Joe

[@Chromerson]

Joe finally reacted to a big tugg video

[@0m3ga23]

Disneyland: 2 parks, less rides, Disney world: 4 parks, more rides, amazing decorations, Tron and more exclusive rides “Incredicoaster is exclusive” rock n roller coaster???

[@MonkeyHeadset]

What worse is that Disney doesn’t even have that many good rides and only a small handful which makes the lines even WORSE Universal better

[@Mrfloppaz]

Always a good day when Joe posts

[@megans.5574]

I’m ngl, I wasn’t even able to get on as much Disney rides cause you either had to have vip passes to get on rides that are actually cool and literally waited 2 HOURS for a weak Snow White ride dude😭. Then like a week later I went to 6 flags and had more fun there than Disney💀

[@Lamby2509]

I watched every Disney movie growing up, been to Disneyland twice, and still think it’s useless

[@sakura0889]

Congratulations for hitting 2mill subs joe ❤

[@bloxburgimagineering9633]

As a disney fan, I disagree that the parks are completely horrible, there are good parts like the amazing theming which is honestly the best in non-disney IP rides (I'm trying not to be biased here) However I can agree with alot of the points brought up. Like the food and rediculous prices- blame Bob Chapek for the prices unlike most videos that try to call Disney bad just for the wait times or just because they personnaly don't like disney- this video actually makes points that make sense

[@N1c5]

And this is why I go to Knotts Berry Farm. They don’t or rarely feed you nostalgia.

[@N1c5]

Plus even if they want to feed you nostalgia, it’s going to be only the events rarely in normal times during the theme park

[@Jaybird391]

ITS BIG TUGG LETS GOOOO TUGGLETS UNITE

[@indigotophat9580]

i loved waiting 9 hrs for the tron ride, what do you mean?

[@brentschroeder17]

My mom is the definition of a paparazzi💀💀💀

[@DrawinskyMoon]

I was raised on Disney as a kid but even I know where my time value lies

[@theportalsnake1332]

the guy joe is watching the video is making my ears bleed

[@BadTripsz]

Why I see this on a 2 hour drive otw to Disney world 😭😭

[@nate9030]

A lot of people have said Disneyland is more magical and less crowded. I agree. I went when I was like 21 with my family. It was amazing. First, the huge garden at the front is awesome. The parade with all the characters was wonderful. Goofy showed up while we were in the main front area where the parade is, and was being Goofy, fell into a bunch of carts etc. My sister got to do a bad girl pose with Evil Queen. And meeting Mickey was great. I got a snowglobe with mickey and the castle. Loved it, would go again 100%! I’d like to do world too during Christmas season. My one issue is how rude and pushy people are. I have this issue with any amusement parks, stores etc. adults acting foolish. Even so Disney magic is still special to me.

[@IvanJudice]

Rest in peace joe 😢

[@Unfunnyfunyname]

😢

[@storytime4437]

Ngl tho a streamer in line would be more entertaining than just standing there