Babysitter Brings Kid To A Drug Deal?!

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Joe Bartolozzi

Joe Bartolozzi

Күн бұрын

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@Arsenal4587
@Arsenal4587 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just all appreciate how joe makes all of our days with happiness and laughter!!! KEEP IT UP JOE!!!!!
@jaydenlovell7557
@jaydenlovell7557 2 жыл бұрын
I love your profile pic
@boobies7795
@boobies7795 2 жыл бұрын
Appreciate my ratio
@jaydenlovell7557
@jaydenlovell7557 2 жыл бұрын
Are you related to se bastion benitez???
@Arsenal4587
@Arsenal4587 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaydenlovell7557 I would love to but sadly nah just a fan of him
@emmastoney
@emmastoney 2 жыл бұрын
softie
@Angel-ip7pw
@Angel-ip7pw 2 жыл бұрын
joe keeps switching from "no thats dumb i thought did something smart" and then "YO THIS KID IS A GENUIS"
@judejenkins2771
@judejenkins2771 2 жыл бұрын
111th comment
@rainman42
@rainman42 2 жыл бұрын
I get what you meant but reading it at 1st doesn't make sense...did u make an error in wording it?"no that's dumb I thought did something smart......tf?
@judejenkins2771
@judejenkins2771 2 жыл бұрын
@@rainman42 I want Trying to day it like that I ment to say I'm this comments 111th like
@rohnanatkinson2547
@rohnanatkinson2547 2 жыл бұрын
18:05 ultimate YOO THIS KIDS A GENIUS
@seanvilloria5199
@seanvilloria5199 2 жыл бұрын
@@rainman42 It's a common mistake that everyone does, he simply just forgot to put "he" before "did", I even read it at first and had no trouble understanding it.
@lucasblankenship218
@lucasblankenship218 2 жыл бұрын
Joe is legitimately my main source of entertainment
@eqge
@eqge 2 жыл бұрын
YES
@yunggdecay
@yunggdecay Жыл бұрын
QQ
@crimzy4375
@crimzy4375 2 жыл бұрын
As a drug dealer, I would like to thank Joe for defending drug dealers morals with his comment at 5:50
@colin2345
@colin2345 2 жыл бұрын
😳
@KujoMC
@KujoMC 2 жыл бұрын
ayo??
@heathmiller9533
@heathmiller9533 2 жыл бұрын
You serious?
@glitchkit6020
@glitchkit6020 2 жыл бұрын
Im sorry wat
@zrixhi
@zrixhi 2 жыл бұрын
As another drug dealer, I agree with you
@Xelluz
@Xelluz 2 жыл бұрын
“Quiet, twerp!” Haven’t heard that line since Pokémon 😭
@ByHolle
@ByHolle 3 ай бұрын
Fr bro
@michellethomas5740
@michellethomas5740 3 ай бұрын
Frrrrrr😂😂😂😂
@THEREALMONKIEVRGT
@THEREALMONKIEVRGT 2 ай бұрын
Fr team rocket
@altnap
@altnap 2 жыл бұрын
I like how he went through all the trouble of censoring his cussing and then he just starts screaming drug names at 4:25
@Drift101
@Drift101 2 жыл бұрын
becasue in the first couple of minutes if you swear the algoritham doesnt recomend the video
@h2.t2
@h2.t2 2 жыл бұрын
CRACK COCAINE METH
@fadizu0
@fadizu0 2 жыл бұрын
F
@BlueBulb34
@BlueBulb34 2 жыл бұрын
Fr
@holland1111
@holland1111 Жыл бұрын
Joes got all the priorities bro
@Scuffy1k
@Scuffy1k 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao saw this during stream. This was fantastic I’m bouta watch the whole thing still 😂
@Zypher0
@Zypher0 2 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User cap
@Zypher0
@Zypher0 2 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User and i didnt even have to see ur channel
@YOUR_NARRATOR975
@YOUR_NARRATOR975 2 жыл бұрын
Me too funniest shit I've seen today
@Airtography09
@Airtography09 2 жыл бұрын
What’s the name of the stream
@Scuffy1k
@Scuffy1k 2 жыл бұрын
@@Airtography09 homie it was a month ago like his last video. Not really sure lol I’m not gonna remember it.
@NathanShreds
@NathanShreds Жыл бұрын
13:04 W CHILD BRO THAT SHI HAD ME ON THE FLOOR 💀💀💀
@JonahArwood
@JonahArwood 2 жыл бұрын
Joes neighbor just walks outside and hears “DRUGS, COCAINE, METH!” Edit: I’ve Never had 1k likes before this is crazy
@glitchkit6020
@glitchkit6020 2 жыл бұрын
Breaking bad reference
@trytokrash3.059
@trytokrash3.059 2 жыл бұрын
Yes I was just about to come to about that
@SeagullMan
@SeagullMan 2 жыл бұрын
If I heard that I would have been knocking on his door
@Michachel
@Michachel 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s for a video”
@FHyde9977
@FHyde9977 2 жыл бұрын
The infamous youtube stalker.
@Official_MeatStix
@Official_MeatStix 2 жыл бұрын
Anybody realize the amount of times Joe switched sides. One minute he calls the kid stupid, then a genius lmao. he does it like 5 times Im cracking up right now lol
@autumnrainee
@autumnrainee 2 жыл бұрын
Bro, as a kid I was brought to my mothers drug deals and I swear, ONG, I always fucking knew. Like, my mom thought I would NEVER know. And it’s so hilarious thinking how she thought I was so naive. I still hate her for bringing me when I was 8 and my brother when he was 4.
@Pixlllllll
@Pixlllllll Жыл бұрын
That kid is a genius
@xqrsss
@xqrsss Жыл бұрын
Ratafak
@ItzQuick_
@ItzQuick_ 2 жыл бұрын
The way Joe said YOOOOOOO HES A FUCKING WIZARD!!!!!!! Makes me laugh every time I see it
@mrcinnamonbuns3687
@mrcinnamonbuns3687 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how Joe's neighbors just endure this
@milanyaxx
@milanyaxx 2 жыл бұрын
I love that joe said he was dumb, then he was smart, dumb again, smart again, dumb again and smart. Like, can we just appreciate this?
@savagepug7294
@savagepug7294 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the first 2 minutes of each video, he bleeps out cuss words. After that he stops caring about it 🤣
@EmpireToday2800
@EmpireToday2800 2 жыл бұрын
that's the youtube intro rule you cant curse in the "intro" (for 2 mins)
@dumbgeniusesfilmpodcast8879
@dumbgeniusesfilmpodcast8879 2 жыл бұрын
Dharr Mann be like: kids take drugs at a brothel they instantly regret It
@spender7942
@spender7942 2 жыл бұрын
Kid loses his virginity on drugs instantly regrets it...
@goopguy548
@goopguy548 2 жыл бұрын
12yr old smokes crack for the first time, they instantly regret it
@solyananegash2001
@solyananegash2001 2 жыл бұрын
Let Jesus Christ be with you all amen and
@Marlixu
@Marlixu 7 ай бұрын
not everyone’s christian 😭
@Okpurplegirls
@Okpurplegirls 6 ай бұрын
I'm a Muslim
@Marlixu
@Marlixu 6 ай бұрын
@@Okpurplegirls SAME
@rahee3wwewmamohamed470
@rahee3wwewmamohamed470 6 ай бұрын
​@@Okpurplegirls SAME!
@destinyjulios6542
@destinyjulios6542 6 ай бұрын
Thank u❤❤ amen to u 2
@lightningstrike2326
@lightningstrike2326 2 жыл бұрын
This babysitter is genuinely like team rocket from pokemon the amount of times she said twerp.
@taziyamorgan7908
@taziyamorgan7908 2 жыл бұрын
the emotional roller coaster joe had at the end lmao
@cozy2535
@cozy2535 2 жыл бұрын
4:06 the disgust on his face killed me 🤣🤣🤣💀
@senatorarmstrong8960
@senatorarmstrong8960 Жыл бұрын
18:28 The laws of searching someone's bag is kinda complicated in some cases you can in some cases a cop needs a warrant. However, if they recieved info that one of the people there was caring illegal drugs. And the kid tells the cop that the substance is in her purse, that gives the cop the right to search her bag because of reasonable suspicion. A cop can search someones bag if they reasonably suspect they have something illegal in it.
@claytond1019
@claytond1019 Жыл бұрын
you’re videos are the only thing that bring me happiness at the moment, thank you
@scriptergaming
@scriptergaming 2 жыл бұрын
"twerp" sounds relatable, that's how my brother describes 3/4ths of the people at his school.
@jonathaneckley4092
@jonathaneckley4092 2 жыл бұрын
joe going "SHES GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM!" had me dying
@Tuck-Man
@Tuck-Man Жыл бұрын
1:21 “Wut the f*ck!” 😂😂😂
@diggitydiggity5523
@diggitydiggity5523 2 жыл бұрын
Joe: censors everything 5 seconds later: DRUGS COCAINE METHHH
@My_dumbass2215
@My_dumbass2215 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@grafix8780
@grafix8780 2 жыл бұрын
"This kid's stupid" "This kid's a GENIUS!" "Nvm" "YOOOOOO This kid's a GENIUS!" "Nvm" Me:.... I see...
@garrymcgrath9981
@garrymcgrath9981 2 жыл бұрын
We need more dhar man Joe's reactions are priceless
@AvaV_6uit4r
@AvaV_6uit4r 2 жыл бұрын
18:03 got me dying oml
@My_dumbass2215
@My_dumbass2215 Жыл бұрын
Me toooo!
@fallout24352
@fallout24352 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Joe knows that this kid is a genius
@qualifiedxiaosimp
@qualifiedxiaosimp Жыл бұрын
The fact that he starts screaming into his mic and jumping in his chair while praising the kid is fucking hilarious omfg
@x-bit_studios6161
@x-bit_studios6161 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how Joe censors everything for the first 1 minute and leaves the rest there.
@surkena5169
@surkena5169 2 жыл бұрын
if you swear in the first few minutes the algorithm wont recommend the video
@N1mbu5
@N1mbu5 2 жыл бұрын
Wow This New Breaking Bad Episode Looks Fire.
@ybbetter1959
@ybbetter1959 2 жыл бұрын
19:29 why was this so funny for no reason 🤣😂
@hawken582
@hawken582 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like the kid is the best actor in this whole thing. Bro's just a menace.
@oliver_howard1
@oliver_howard1 2 жыл бұрын
I’m really sick today and I’ve been throwing up all night and all morning so seeing that Joe’s uploaded a new video makes me feel better 😄
@CodySky
@CodySky 5 ай бұрын
18:08 bro predicted the word “GYATT”
@raymond-reviews
@raymond-reviews 2 жыл бұрын
The kid was easily the best actor in the whole Dhar Mann video.
@camocadet1969
@camocadet1969 2 жыл бұрын
Well the bar ain't set very high
@notexisten1
@notexisten1 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate that Joe just raged like Tyler1 lol
@izaacmeeks6909
@izaacmeeks6909 2 жыл бұрын
Joe the absolute goat, man seems to always make my day. Keep up the good content man
@beanz5596
@beanz5596 2 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User nah your content is bad
@Whodat42
@Whodat42 Жыл бұрын
@@beanz5596 hat
@phasedpenguin
@phasedpenguin 2 жыл бұрын
joes the only youtuber that i would watch every video of and rewatch all of them again.
@dirburry1801
@dirburry1801 2 жыл бұрын
Joe your vid’s and streams are carrying the content creation part of 2022 already
@lordharry5994
@lordharry5994 2 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User nah
@margaretevans2262
@margaretevans2262 2 жыл бұрын
Joe bartolozi is the most entertaining KZbinr in the world
@huh856
@huh856 2 жыл бұрын
Speaking of making babysitters quit, when I was 5, I had a babysitter that babysat my sister and I. One day we felt rebellious so we decided to run away. We ran about a mile while she chased us and she never babysat us again.
@BlueMagnet_
@BlueMagnet_ 2 жыл бұрын
16:39 WHAT A WIZARD
@Truemonkegodyt
@Truemonkegodyt 3 ай бұрын
BRO YOUR SETUP CHANGED SO MUCH
@Koltenyoutube
@Koltenyoutube 2 жыл бұрын
this is such an emotional rollercoaster joe
@Paradisio178
@Paradisio178 2 жыл бұрын
"JOE.. YOUR ANKLES SMELL LIKE GERMAN KIDS" -mimok5k, 5:59
@dedicategrinder88
@dedicategrinder88 7 ай бұрын
7:30 AAA HERE YES I remember this story of the BABYSITTER
@dedicategrinder88
@dedicategrinder88 7 ай бұрын
8:20 HERE
@robertlarosejr.1535
@robertlarosejr.1535 2 жыл бұрын
Idk man, my moms drug dealer didn’t give af that I was there 😂😂😂
@Mikayla_Games24
@Mikayla_Games24 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Joe I was scrolling through TikTok and didn't know you had a KZbin channel so this makes my day because you're my favorite TikToker and to top it off you have Dhar Mann reactions!!! Absolutely love it!!!
@yonatanrub
@yonatanrub Жыл бұрын
17:28 their faces 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Evil-Supe
@Evil-Supe 2 жыл бұрын
Bro was like “DRUGS, COCAINE, METH!!!” 4:25
@akgamer8466
@akgamer8466 2 жыл бұрын
1:14 I cracked my skull when I was being babysat, they quit instantly lol
@corilabauve1991
@corilabauve1991 2 жыл бұрын
Joe “why would I ever wanna watch this” also joe-getting hyped up about how smart this kid is.
@callmecornnn4818
@callmecornnn4818 2 жыл бұрын
fairly odd parents irl?!?
@dawight1792
@dawight1792 2 жыл бұрын
8:08 best joe clip yet
@lilbankaccount757
@lilbankaccount757 2 жыл бұрын
14:11 I started laughing so hard
@rohnanatkinson2547
@rohnanatkinson2547 2 жыл бұрын
Joe’s just right, loud but right.
@cllncasey
@cllncasey 2 жыл бұрын
12:40 = monke joe
@johnloz116
@johnloz116 2 жыл бұрын
Not that funny but thanks :)
@TheAce0fH43arts
@TheAce0fH43arts 2 жыл бұрын
MY FAVORITE PART IS WHEN HE WENT “doont touch me”
@jackferr1500
@jackferr1500 2 жыл бұрын
Joe needs a earape mic and my life is complete
@Pavel_Ri
@Pavel_Ri 2 жыл бұрын
nah but for real joe is just a legend!
@Vexizixty
@Vexizixty Жыл бұрын
6:42 turn on cc on KZbin
@vluxyeditz
@vluxyeditz 2 жыл бұрын
this is real fairly god parents
@noahnoface5834
@noahnoface5834 2 жыл бұрын
18:29 No, because of illegal substances, he has probable cause to where he can search her purse for just that. No warrant needed
@Wave-ml1si
@Wave-ml1si 2 жыл бұрын
Love joes content. Could watch forever
@Survive33
@Survive33 2 жыл бұрын
Joe is the best clickbaiter putting his unenthusiastic face in the thumbnail 😂
@kvchz4250
@kvchz4250 2 жыл бұрын
Timmy and Vicky be wildin💀
@RydarAndarson
@RydarAndarson Жыл бұрын
11:25 "have u ever wanted to milk a cow with your mouth"
@nicolastrinidad9587
@nicolastrinidad9587 2 жыл бұрын
Joe is da goat he makes us laugh
@scythe600
@scythe600 2 жыл бұрын
Joe saying "Bro this kid has no IQ after I told him what I just said..." 2 sec later..."YOOOO THIS KID CALLED THE COPS HE HAS MASSIVE IQ!!!!"
@alixity-_-8154
@alixity-_-8154 Жыл бұрын
Joes the best KZbinr out there hands down
@wakpak4399
@wakpak4399 2 жыл бұрын
"ROBLOX...NAAAAAhhhhh" 0:19
@jacobsworld7573
@jacobsworld7573 Жыл бұрын
That should be a meme XD
@crosto6463
@crosto6463 2 жыл бұрын
I actually like this episode, never would of guessed
@masonfiscus9901
@masonfiscus9901 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe just to let you know you are my favorite streamer and keep up the good work and whenever I get my allowance I will sub or donate bits
@coon9906
@coon9906 2 жыл бұрын
"Timmy is an average kid that no one understands"
@funofficial460
@funofficial460 2 жыл бұрын
2:54 they spelled racism wrong
@patfusty2994
@patfusty2994 2 жыл бұрын
Mate, It’s a joke spelling of racism.
@jiimmyplayz
@jiimmyplayz 2 жыл бұрын
0:24 "Nah" -Joe 2022
@themonkeyman4427
@themonkeyman4427 2 жыл бұрын
6:17 so your saying you have been to a deal since you know how it goes
@ghg789987
@ghg789987 Жыл бұрын
I love pop sockets. They take the strain off your pinky. Used to have a lil car holder for mine too! Great for GPS! But when they fall off it sucks. They do last for a decent amount of time though.
@meryamqueen5193
@meryamqueen5193 2 жыл бұрын
I was just stalking your stream, and then saw this, I’m so blessed. Oh yeah I also won the science fair today 😩
@Sunseekers05
@Sunseekers05 2 жыл бұрын
That’s awesome you won
@anaveragewhiteguy5608
@anaveragewhiteguy5608 2 жыл бұрын
1st 2nd or 3rd
@meryamqueen5193
@meryamqueen5193 2 жыл бұрын
@@anaveragewhiteguy5608 1st
@meryamqueen5193
@meryamqueen5193 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sunseekers05 thanks it means a lot
@Sunseekers05
@Sunseekers05 2 жыл бұрын
@@meryamqueen5193 that’s so cool
@Guardian0Verse
@Guardian0Verse Жыл бұрын
can we talk about how good the acting is for the kid though dharr mannnnnnn stepped up
@sshadyh
@sshadyh 2 жыл бұрын
that little kid is one of the best actors i've seen on dhar man
@DVD-dc9rj
@DVD-dc9rj 2 жыл бұрын
Jay and Chris are two different characters, they're just played by the same actor. Jay's the one who faked the injury and Chris is the bratty kid. So, the argument that "he came up with the injury" is invalid.
@darkknight7601
@darkknight7601 Жыл бұрын
You know its a good day when Joe uploads!
@Datguydaniel2.0
@Datguydaniel2.0 Жыл бұрын
This video was a year ago bro 😭
@omegacountryball
@omegacountryball 7 ай бұрын
This is the most overused comment EVER😭🙏🙏🙏
@darkknight7601
@darkknight7601 7 ай бұрын
@@Datguydaniel2.0 Ok.
@studioofhorror375
@studioofhorror375 2 жыл бұрын
14:28 if your 8 and weigh 50 pounds then somethin ain’t right
@leftovermar
@leftovermar 2 жыл бұрын
american measurements moment
@unlimitedgacha
@unlimitedgacha 2 жыл бұрын
When I was 9 I was only 60 pounds so like..
@studioofhorror375
@studioofhorror375 2 жыл бұрын
@@leftovermar I live in Canada 💀
@Cheezyonvr00
@Cheezyonvr00 Ай бұрын
No, that’s normal
@martialartsedits887
@martialartsedits887 Жыл бұрын
13:59 BWAHAHAHA BRO QUICKSCOPED HER 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
@chelsymcclinton8799
@chelsymcclinton8799 2 жыл бұрын
8:50 Yikes
@decipherbog8331
@decipherbog8331 2 жыл бұрын
9:10 hes a certified glizzy gobbler
@Bcteazy
@Bcteazy 5 ай бұрын
2:27 she thinks shes vicky from the fairly odd parents, this kid needs cosmo and wanda 😭😭😭
@STAR-PLATINUM-56
@STAR-PLATINUM-56 10 ай бұрын
Bro his reaction when the kid was playing roblox was my reaction 😂
@wertzupok1113
@wertzupok1113 2 жыл бұрын
first dhar man video i actually enjoyed
@JustinBabber83827
@JustinBabber83827 Жыл бұрын
Joe never fails to spread my cheeks😂😂🤾‍♂️
@samkmaguire401
@samkmaguire401 2 жыл бұрын
4:07 best mmoment of all time lol 😂😂😂
@lukamegurine3939
@lukamegurine3939 2 жыл бұрын
Brooo this guy starts screaming in the mic and I just burst out laughing hysterically 😭
@S197Mustang
@S197Mustang 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh 💀 DRUGS!!! That got me 🤣🤣🤣
@TomatosKing
@TomatosKing 2 жыл бұрын
i love how in the start he literally judges the video but in the end always gets so hyped
@squidly823
@squidly823 2 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to Jarvis Johnson for the Dhar Mann bingo board.
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