“Joestar Jingle Bells” (A JoJo Christmas Parody)

Merry Christmas from the Joestar Family to you
Original Lyrics: aminoapps.com/p...
[Verse 1]
Dashing through the snow
To get to Ogre Street
Dio poisoned Dad
And now he wants my money
Shit he killed him, how?
What am I doing now?!
HE’S BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE
Fuck yeah, into the statue he fell down
[Chorus]
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum’s a mockeryyyyy
Can’t understand, it’s the same stand
Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum’s a mockeryyyyy
Can’t understand, it’s the same stand
Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[Verse 2]
JoJo died in a boat
In 1889
Dio was there too
But he is fine
He stole his brother’s body
He got to have a son
But Giorno’s a Joestar
And not a Brando cunt
[Chorus]
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum’s a mockeryyyyy
Can’t understand, it’s the same stand
Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum’s a mockeryyyyy
Can’t understand, it’s the same stand
Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[Verse 3]
Joseph then was born
When the century 20 starts
Because it wasn’t cannon
There’s no star birthmarks
His dad had a stand
In the light novel, one day
But no one really cares
Not cannon anyways! HEY
[Chorus]
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum’s a mockeryyyyy
Can’t understand, it’s the same stand
Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum’s a mockeryyyyy
Can’t understand, it’s the same stand
Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[Verse 4]
Joseph had bastard
Josuke was his name
Pink Floyd song his stand
Araki’s favorite to date
He busted David Bowie
He liked to blow up stuff
And masturbate to hands
KILLER QUEEN BITES THE DUST
[Chorus]
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum’s a mockeryyyyy
Can’t understand, it’s the same stand
Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum’s a mockeryyyyy
Can’t understand, it’s the same stand
Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[Verse 5]
After Joseph was me
The baddest of them all
People say my stand
Is just Za Warudo ripped off
But to those who say I’m bad
And a boring character
I’ll stop time and ORA your ass
Into the next chapter
[Chorus]
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum’s a mockeryyyyy
Can’t understand, it’s the same stand
Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum’s a mockeryyyyy
Can’t understand, it’s the same stand
Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[Verse 6]
My dad is a deadbeat
He loves fish more than me
He’d rather study a starfish
Than come home on holidays
I’m the only Joestar left
To get an anime
We’ll start off with a homicide
Then you’ll see me masturbate
[Chorus]
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum’s a mockeryyyyy
Can’t understand, it’s the same stand
Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum’s a mockeryyyyy
Can’t understand, it’s the same stand
Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[Verse 7]
And now are song is done
We’ve gone through everyone
No these two don’t count
They’re not the same universe
But with that being said
We have something to say
We hope you have a Merry Jolly
Joestar Christmas
[Chorus]
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum’s a mockeryyyyy
Can’t understand, it’s the same stand
Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum’s a mockeryyyyy
Can’t understand, it’s the same stand
Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@RiverdudeCovers]

For those of you asking Yes I did all the voices...even Jolyne

[@ivantheturtle3701]

Nice voice acting dude!

[@AceofSpades820]

Your stand ability is to mimic everyone's voices perfectly!!

[@ivantheturtle3701]

@@AceofSpades820 so it's pretty much Oingo's powers but only for voices

[@AceofSpades820]

@@ivantheturtle3701 yes

[@yolk5377]

._. Is this your stand ability

[@mariolegend5641]

People: "your dad is gay!" Giorno: "which one" People: *(Avalon theme starts)*

[@blakeritchie9088]

*S T E P*

[@froggylord655]

Yer da sells avon

[@jonahharwardisasavage3089]

Giorno is the straightest gay guy while Dio is the gayest straight guy

[@Rex-xp8ub]

That One that is dead

[@Rex-xp8ub]

Hehehhe

[@lucasvandecasteele9904]

1:23 Jonathan *manly and proud tears and he do it gentlemanly*

[@user-kx2zv7tg3u]

Yed

[@nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnx]

Giorno: "My dad smells" Jonathan: Oh you sounded wonderful, Giorno!

[@mysteriousowen5205]

NN He meant Dio

[@damianclaytoberos6414]

@@mysteriousowen5205 r/wo

[@nidhalsormali3051]

Giorno: no seriously you do smell

[@jaysenwilliams5406]

The funniest part of this is the fact that Josuke is the only one with no connection to DIO so he’s probably super confused

[@thefoxcompanion.5681]

He knows who dio is and giorno never met dio same with Joseph Joseph only went against the pillar men so he has no connection either until part 3 and in the video is jojo part 2

[@hyperdreamer9483]

He actually kinda does, remember he was very sick as a child during Stardust Crusaders because he was a Joestar and was probably just too weak to handle his stand at the time. Actually Jolyne is the on.y one with no connection to DIO

[@HestiaVesta]

I see both your points and yield about Jolyne but the both of them only heard his name from his killer and got a small summary of what happened. And Giorno would be here too if not for the biological connection.

[@hyperdreamer9483]

@@HestiaVesta Maybe, but I’m standing my ground on Josuke considering his backstory seems to allude to DIO

[@HestiaVesta]

@@hyperdreamer9483 just like Jolyne's But besides misfortune having some kind of affect in the past Dio didn't do anything to affect Joske's life beyond hearing his name dropped by a few antagonists. He never met Dio and Joske was from the Joestar line before Dio's body snatching so there isn't a living blood connection like with Giorno and no body Dio was connected to was sent after Joske. Joske's only connection was the sickness like Holy be if I recall correctly Jotaro never even saw his picture only heard his name and a short summary of Stardust Crusaders. Where as in point of contrast Jolyne never got a good relationship with Jotaro because of Dio and what havoc he caused before death and the priest targeted Jolyne because then he could get Jotaro to appear so he can get the knowledge to see Dio's ultimate plan to completion and set that sniper dude also targeted Jolyne because of vergence for Dio it's telling in the alternate universe where Duo wasn't evil we see Jolyne have a great relationship with Jotaro.

[@bruhfis786]

Everyone: "Dio Smells" Dio: *sad road roller noises*

[@AnhNgoc-kr2jo]

Lol

[@AnhNgoc-kr2jo]

*makes sad road roller fan noises cutely*

[@MasterYugi5836]

Yes

[@MrPopo-ec7wm]

Bruh just no no

[@aidanbutterworth2376]

Definitely

[@yup2573]

The unrealistic thing here is the fact Jonathan sweared

[@mobilefanta8936]

Yep, I was so surprised.

[@noscopedatpope]

He swears on the 6th page of chapter 42 in the manga of phantom blood

[@mobilefanta8936]

@@noscopedatpope what cuss word did he say?

[@noscopedatpope]

@@mobilefanta8936 it was all censored but it looked like it could be f*ck

[@SairinEarthsea]

@@noscopedatpope when he hit his head on the boat?

[@sugar-freedaddy5105]

Jotaro is just so lifeless while he sings. It feels very accurate.

[@zora3599]

Share Noble yes

[@achievedchair17]

wryyy

[@BasicallyADemon]

wryyy... I sing just as lifeless as him

[@sugar-freedaddy5105]

@@BasicallyADemon I most certainly can't say I don't do the exact same, lmao

[@killedeadying6446]

wry.

[@mynameisyoshikagekira949]

For the fact one person voiced every single character we see, the voice acting is scarily on point.

[@name-wi4ee]

is this a joke?

[@voltdruid5860]

@@name-wi4ee no this is not personally i think river dude is a stand user

[@name-wi4ee]

@@voltdruid5860 i wasn't talking about the fun fact i was talking about this comment

[@mynameisyoshikagekira949]

@@name-wi4ee what abt it

[@KariIzumi1]

Especially since the Stone Ocean anime hadn’t come out yet when this was uploaded, it’s amazing Jolyne was spot on

[@blackj0k3r44]

Jotaro: "Jolyne i refuse to do this" Jolyne : Cmon dad it will be fine Jotaro : I have never experience this in my life Jolyne :If you dont I will tear apart that stupid dolphin plushie

[@pgj1997]

DON'T CUT MY DOLULA!

[@saggitaireauger9154]

Timestamp : 3:54

[@FayeTheNerd]

Saggitaire Auger I heard not gun my dolula

[@kisamejoestar8723]

@@pgj1997 I heard "NOT MY GONDULALA"

[@snombless7424]

Kisame Joestar after joseph was me,the baddest of them all

[@Samantha081275]

Casually: “JoJo died in a boat.”

[@razzodazzee]

"Jojo died in a boat, In 1889~" (in a casual and somewhat happy tone)

[@jaygamer3840]

Casually “Well start off with a homicide”

[@rebecagarciaelvira4132]

:,(

[@sacris6214]

*sad female jojo fan noises*

[@KudoShinichii1412]

The fact that giorno is joseph's uncle disturbing

[@mcdongalemployee]

giorno is joseph grand father because Jonathan = Dio

[@rocknrevolt938]

This tree is confusing.

[@KudoShinichii1412]

@@mcdongalemployee no

[@KudoShinichii1412]

@@mcdongalemployee jonathan = Dio And giorno is jonathan/dio's son and joseph is jonathan's grandson so giorno is his uncle

[@mcdongalemployee]

@@KudoShinichii1412 shit you're right sorry 😂😂

[@SuperChristopher-ll8bd]

Joseph: breaks down the door Jonathan: "oh look it's my grandson."

[@josephjoestar8835]

THE JAWBREAKER I want you to erase this comment

[@qxarts3896]

jonathan is pretty forgiving unless you take his girlfriend, kill his dad, and kill his dog

[@guywholikesorialot1246]

Its probably not the first time he did it

[@legojarjarbinks2564]

Your pfp makes me wanna cry and forget that Sonic Fandom is a thing

[@proxybum8895]

That avatar

[@HeavyShores]

Jolyne: I’ll tear up your dol- Jotaro: *STAR PLATINUM’S NOT A MOCKERY*

[@dangamez1389]

NOT DOLULA

[@Ic3peaKxd32]

@@dangamez1389 AfTeR jOsEpH wAs Me

[@foquitajeej2399]

@@Ic3peaKxd32 The baddest of the all

[@Ic3peaKxd32]

@@foquitajeej2399 people say my stand...

[@thebozo26]

DG-FailUwU is just the world ripped off,

[@Staro69]

jonathan:WERYYYYYYYYYYY!!! joseph:WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! josuke:WRYYYYYYYYY!! jolyne:WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! giorno:WERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAA!!! jotaro:wry- edit: for the madlad who liked my comment, i hope you live forever

[@A-TranNguyen]

Austen Chan Jotaro is like: “stop forcing me to sing lol”

[@afrogwholoveswednesday9173]

Why I don't want to sing

[@yourlocalphonkenjoyer6310]

madlad(s)

[@shizukajoestar614]

@@afrogwholoveswednesday9173 Hey, uncle Caesar

[@zemeliedits]

I love how Josuke sounds like he doesn't want to be there

[@flamingvan3547]

"No these two don't count" Johnny:*Cries in crippled* Gappy:*Cries in amnesia*

[@dammyadiobunayomidepaly2178]

🤣 I'm dead

[@jacksonbeals9129]

Jorge : *cries in crappy light novel*

[@Bearman851]

XD HAHAHAHA

[@helerm7175]

Man i want to only hear part 7 here :(

[@ndz1541]

Wheres holly lol part 3 was literally about her

[@Huornz]

Joseph: star platinum is a mockery Jotaro: I regret saving u

[@guyinthebackground375]

LMAO

[@projectlens1088]

I bet if that was if that was in the real anime jotaro would kill joseph

[@Alex-we5qo]

Joseph: I regret having a kid that has you

[@Purple84923]

*I REGRETTED SAVING YOU JIJI!!!!* -Kujo Jotaro

[@RushedB]

Dont forget jolyne

[@angeryzach5450]

Everyone: DIO smells Also everyone: Kono dio da

[@deutshsean8313]

Yup, that defeats the insult.

[@mysteriousowen5205]

Everyone: WWRRRYYYYY

[@giornogiovanna3233]

But is was i dio

[@GemGen]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

[@vibezonegaming]

They played theme selves.

[@LegoEngineer003]

Jotaro killed it with his whole verse and the halfhearted ‘wryyy’

[@AspiringEntity]

"He loves fish more than me" That means 2 things

[@the_soulless_joe8751]

Hmm... Somethings fishy here..

[@1846GoldMiner]

@@the_soulless_joe8751 oh wait no, nevermind. That's just dad's ex again

[@lancetheking7524]

@@the_soulless_joe8751 badamtss

[@upi1i1]

Joseph Trost I notice your name is Joseph NICEUUU

[@jojofan2545]

your smart :)

[@thiagoheine7193]

Everyone: star platinum's a mockery ''Jotaro will remember that''

[@tinle9]

Just wait for April 1st. They forgot they messed with the man who could stop time

[@roberte.ospeedwagon5375]

Yes yes yes oh my god

[@commentrat1562]

Yeah I will.

[@jotarokujo6119]

tinle9 they messed with both dio and jotaro

[@t0q14s9]

Is that a walking dead reference?

[@AnhNgoc-kr2jo]

Why does he sound too much like every character

[@Bro_bru]

Mariyam Roshi probably not

[@KORONEVIRUS]

Brochacho The Meme Lord 👁-👁

[@AnhNgoc-kr2jo]

Jordin and Derick Memes I figured

[@hurricaneheehee2254]

he is god, only explanation

[@JustBr4vo]

Shadow world Memes r/wooosh

[@Karen-ms6ft]

Dio : No promises Jotaro, Jolyne, Johnathan, Giorno : *Intense Gun loading noises*

[@maxarch06]

Remember, Star Platinum has an A in potential. Meaning he’s able to learn things in key moments. Plus, he has Star finger

[@kyurama6443]

World finger!

[@StrangeBrick408]

kyurama 64 holy shit I didn’t think of that

[@kyurama6443]

the tarot card of star platinum ist the star card and the tarot card of the world is the world

[@kyurama6443]

Besides "the finger" would just sounds stupid

[@harg5544]

@@kyurama6443 it sounds better than fucking *world finger*

[@Dr_Weirdoo]

Im the only Joestar left to get an anime Johnny: (sad crippled noises)

[@aaronkeith6370]

I mean johnny is possibly jolyne's son

[@bettercallkeylo]

*Cries in 4 Balls*

[@dubiousK]

Aaron Keith Johnny is basically AU Johnathan [SPOILERS AHEAD] Part 7 & 8 take place in a different universe after Pucci resets the universe in Part 6..

[@aaronkeith6370]

@@dubiousK oh I apologize I just finished part 3 and saw some scenes of part 4 and 5

[@caesarzeppeli1798]

So Johnny Joestar and part 8 Josuke were technically born from Pucci's stand?

[@100juice9]

3:40 *"I'D LIKE TO HEAR YOU SING A FEW BARS, YOU SOUND LIKE YOU SMOKE A PACK A DAY"* Best comeback I have ever heard

[@marissa5278]

That sounded like actual Josuke and it was scary

[@johnnyjoestarandtusk7086]

@@marissa5278 how

[@marissa5278]

@@johnnyjoestarandtusk7086 dub Josuke

[@johnnyjoestarandtusk7086]

@@marissa5278 no I just don’t understand how that is scary

[@marissa5278]

@@johnnyjoestarandtusk7086 oh idk I couldn't think of another adjective

[@thomaspollitt3192]

Joseph: yeah, I’m a joestar J- cheated on my wife O- E- S- T- A- R-

[@triggerknight2011]

My favorite line by far: Okuyasu: Wow Josuke you really suck at singing Josuke: id LikE To SeE yOu sIng a FeW BarS yoU sOuND liKE yoU sMOkE A PacK a DaY-

[@bucciratibodypillowmech6566]

I swear man he does

[@giorniogiovanna6306]

@@bucciratibodypillowmech6566 yeah

[@eyeccantseeyouu]

YO JOSUKE CALM DOWN NOW

[@1846GoldMiner]

But then again, all of the Zeppelis do smoke

[@1846GoldMiner]

That I've seen so far(part 7 vol. 4)

[@kirbo8726]

everyone else: WRYYYYYYY Jotaro: w r y

[@megansworld4032]

XD

[@ogi6694]

Josuke also was low

[@abandonchannelchecklatestv3427]

No he said re

[@ogi6694]

Pffff.

[@juikujo2976]

thats me when i sing

[@specialedclass901]

giorno:*sings amazingly* Joseph : *screams into the mic* Josuke : *low singing* Jotaro:*depressed singing* Jolyne:*explaining how her dad is neglectful Johnathan : *singing like a angel BUT curses*

[@amemeaccount6486]

Jotaro: 𝕨 𝕣 𝕪

[@RedUnited0]

Jotaro was sad because people said his Stand is the same Stand as The World

[@noonewashere_]

Wryy

[@zarzuela8878]

I heard Joseph say stame stand-

[@SpiderT16]

Man I am so stupid

[@josefinedamm9440]

This was a masterpiece- And now I will listen to it for hours!

[@simply_adragon6506]

Alternative title: *every main character in JoJo in a nutshell (Christmas Edition)*

[@grayy9906Alt]

You r forgetting it's not all main characters it dont have Johnny (my personal fav) and Gappy or Josuke (Part 8)

[@da6760]

@@grayy9906Alt wait...i thought Gappy is Josuke part 8?

[@grayy9906Alt]

Gappy is part 8 Josuke also known as Josefumi Kujo

[@da6760]

@@grayy9906Alt ouh aight. Thx for telling me mate

[@grayy9906Alt]

No prob

[@dirtmonsterderpderp5299]

here i am. listening to a jojo musical. it’s not even christmas.

[@Lxnaspiral]

same

[@aweeblet8886]

mood

[@Sum.Black.Man420]

Same

[@johnnyjoestar1909]

Same

[@_1V4N]

Same

[@emilylawless9231]

I like how Jonathan Casually says DIO smells

[@PPinho2711]

The way Johnathan said “HE’S BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE!” was just perfect

[@mr.0511]

O H N O

[@carlwebber4094]

Into the statue now

[@KORONEVIRUS]

Carl Webber OH! Jingle bells DIO smells.

[@marzdust]

star platinums a mockery

[@heresthadude1080]

I can't believe JoJo made a JoJo reference

[@ButteredToast]

It’s not the same stand One’s purple The other is yellow

[@mister_revoluti0nary]

It's not the same stand One has a scarf The other has oxygen tanks

[@jbbalaba28]

U both are rite

[@shadowninja-12345]

It’s not the same stand one has hair and the other doesn’t

[@someonethatexist3086]

Dale Thom one can stop time for 2 seconds the other for nine seconds

[@coolishtuna8105]

1 is named Star Platinum and the other is named The World

[@themilkman5004]

It’s so weird hearing Jolene’s voice not sound like sandpaper against a chalkboard

[@omegaver1.017]

Omg yes

[@morodelenteja]

VERY weird

[@jinmag9212]

IsaiahD10 same

[@yourmotherisaseal5239]

@@IdNoPurpose Last time I watched this I thought I had watched a scrub for hire video

[@cyberdoves]

A fellow scrubs fan, I presume

[@Kartuuse806]

"What. Did. You. Say. Joelle?" "It was just the lyrics" "Thats it you lost your stand privilidge"

[@kakyoinnoriaki6570]

I love how jotaro is saying that the stands aren't the same even tho he was the one who said it was the same stand

[@Jamgelo]

I-I thought you died

[@liquiddog2440]

@@Jamgelo same

[@manofculture6581]

Ikr? That's kinda ironic.

[@noone-un1ih]

Your girlfriend I mean holly isn't there

[@DwayneTheClock]

@@Jamgelo he did we have to let him go

[@jaytheshadowpaladin]

I don't think Jonathan gets to say Jotaro's Stand is a mockery when his and Joseph's Stands are exactly the same too😂😂

[@shiro-ig2fi]

“ jingle bells, dio smells, kakyoin laid an egg “

[@myarmsrgone]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@basement_gremlin2577]

@Jota Kujo go away ur existence is cursed

[@clownpieces]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[@nanonee0101]

[ s t o p ]

[@Leafy_Eternal]

does that mean kakyoin is a chicken?

[@roberte.o.speedwagon6043]

Therapist: Low-res Dio cant hurt you, he doesnt exist. Low-res Dio: *THE WORLD*

[@mister_revoluti0nary]

Robert E. O. Speedwagon has 69 likes. I've never felt so honored to do the 69th like

[@toonz_315]

Robert E. O. Speedwagon ZA WARLDOOOOOO

[@antoantman3173]

Jonathan: Do you promise not to kill everyone here? Dio: *n o p r o m i s e s*

[@Meowzirs]

Yes

[@stoplookingatmyvideos1939]

Yes

[@20SUKUNA]

Yes

[@daangab7736]

Sorry, but i hate that family

[@unknowneclipsepiller8204]

Well yes but actually no

[@lunar695]

that unenthusiastic "wryy" jotaro just said has made my day.

[@CadetFD]

Its scary when you realize Jonathan cursed

[@Chroma_Nuts]

I agree

[@_lucas_2066]

This isn't real then

[@jsgdjhahaj]

I agree

[@yaban360]

When

[@coolninjaboy0660]

SavageSans360 0:30

[@Zen-ee7xi]

this year we need a villains jingle bells

[@RiverdudeCovers]

😉

[@anestiskas7985]

When you realise that christmas is a jojo reference

[@FloyydL]

Why's that so?

[@thewonderofdrip6934]

@@FloyydL because everything is a jojo reference

[@fw_corazon]

@@FloyydL fugo hit his teacher with a dictionary making everything that exists a jojo reference

[@stormalexandrioz4308]

@@FloyydL Well Jesus was the first JoJo(sort of) Lol

[@theterrarian2976]

@General Kenobi? holy shit that would be amazing

[@okthen1159]

I thought jotaro was gonna say the worlds a mockery

[@clickmaestro595]

Same

[@Sansibit]

Me too

[@figarocatgd4267]

Yems

[@succysuccinton9332]

yea

[@jotarokujo5762]

It is I was the first to use star platinum he later finds out he was similar to me

[@motivationenjoyer4880]

Now that part 6 is out that jolyne impression isn’t that bad

[@Chicken-Rice]

Joseph : *break the door* IS THERE'S SOMEONE SINGING A CHRISTMAS SONG HERE?! Jonathan : oh look its my grandson

[@mromega7493]

Your gonna fix that right?

[@shizukajoestar614]

Dad does stupid things again -_-

[@Akemibashirazero]

Joylne: tears up dolphin plushie* Jotaro : sad star platinum : za warudo noises

[@noriakikakyoin7961]

Jotaro: *So, You Have Chosen Death*

[@minatran364]

Jotaro, get your uncle if you want it fixed

[@TheBeyond3rs]

*sad MUDA noises*

[@alexdod4928]

n the jojo game my fav stand is cd

[@sansibit4706]

@@noriakikakyoin7961 Jotaro: *So, you have chosen orphanage. Come on Koichi, I’m adopting you and leaving this girl.*

[@lucasvandecasteele9904]

3:56 Are you sure ? I remenber Stand proud

[@jojodafemcat]

Lucas Van De Casteele took me ages to realise the joke

[@scrumpton296]

He also sung Sono chi no sadame with Rohans actor

[@thegoldenwoomy]

I don't get it, Help. I looked of you meant that Jotaro's voice actor sung it but it wasn't so I don't get it... Is it just because he's the Jojo for that part?

[@scrumpton296]

@@thegoldenwoomy if you search up "Jotaro and Rohan sing Sono Chi no Sadame" it should pop up

[@thegoldenwoomy]

Scrumpton oh ok thanks

[@insomnia3074]

Imagine being the sons of DIO who don't have Requiem stands

[@competitivedishwasher6579]

Nobody: Joseph: *ARE WE SINGING CHRISTMAS SONGS IN 'ERE!?!*

[@kkimda5781]

Jonathan: oh look, it's my grandson

[@toshirothegoat111]

Jingle Bells (Villian ) : Jingle Bells JoJo's Smells Star Platinum is NOT a mockery Can Understand IT'S NOT THE SAME STAND.! WRYYYYY

[@Di_616]

Jonathan telling his story: Every other JoJo: **confused screaming**

[@dukeezekielpangan3072]

Jolyne:my dad is a deadbeat Jotaro:get disowned

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

Honestly it's more like Jolyne disowned Jotaro as her father. There's no explanation given for the difference in the spelling of their surname (Kujo for Jotaro, Cujoh for Jolyne)

[@blackestdayyt955]

Jotaro is not a deadbeat still better than geronio and jouske

[@amelosix2520]

I love comming back to this every year 😌

[@JesseDolling]

When a guy sounds more like a girl then you, even when your a girl yourself

[@indigoon9635]

I relate so much I sound like an actual 45 year old guy

[@turtosie]

You’re*

[@arthurrif7297]

first to appear: Jonathan The first joestar and Giorno dad Second to appear: giorno Giovanna Joseph's uncle Third to appear: Joseph, Jonathan's grandson and giorno's nephew The fourth to appear: Josuke Joseph's son and Jotaro's uncle Fifth to appear: Jotaro Joseph's grandson and josuke's nephew Sixth to appear: jolyne daughter of Jotaro Each one appeared according to the family order

[@Bsmv712]

giorno is joseph uncle u shouldve said he's dad lol

[@poletato1290]

arigato Gyro

[@merryjoyaquino6487]

George joestar I was the 1st joestar not jonathan

[@arthurrif7297]

@@merryjoyaquino6487 I meant by protagonist, George was not a protagonist

[@poletato1290]

@@merryjoyaquino6487 first main jojo

[@jacksonmko]

Giorno when he realizes his dad is 130 years old: I’m in a bubble of confusion

[@gamerboyva7755]

sorry but bubbles are SHEEEESAAAAA thing

[@spongegiovanna483]

Giorno needs to process this

[@DarkAstraa]

hes actually 120

[@zerosoul297]

I cant imagine Jotaro when he hear all his family say Star Platinum’s a mockery

[@VAIL-4224]

On ZA first day of Christmas DIO GAVE TO ME ONE ROAD DA ROLLER TWO JOESTARS THREE PILLERMEN FOUR CRUSADERS FIVE MAFIOSI SIX PISTOLS SEVEN PAGES OF MUDA EIGHT JOJO PARTS NINE EGYPTIAN GODS TEN SECON-----------KING CRIMSON

[@mcdongalemployee]

wait four crusaders ? JoJo + JoJo + Kakyoin + Avdol + Polnareff + Iggy = 4 ?

[@mcdongalemployee]

and the two joestar are George and Giorno for the guy who dont understand

[@VAIL-4224]

Two is Joseph and jotaro

[@VAIL-4224]

And 4 crusaders are Joseph, jotaro, Avdol, and KAKOYIN before polnareff and iggy

[@VAIL-4224]

Still haven’t figured out 8,9,10 yet

[@aguy1763]

Everyone: Star Platinum is a mockery and is ripped off stand of dio *Angry and sad Jotaro and Star platinum noises*

[@diobrando7498]

I like how eveeyone’s saying that when Jotaro’s stand appeared before Dio, so it’s actually “The World is a mockery”

[@tsarkiller3044]

Dio Brando agrees with me too

[@sansibit4706]

wry

[@dantenadir2850]

In when they first appear sure, but dio the one that have it first before every other however did canon wise

[@AJ2K1022]

a Guy. it is sad ora noises

[@MyWinterlove]

Its that time of the year again, nice to see you again 😂

[@Vorople]

Its almost Halloween and im listening to this jesus christ

[@BlazingHeart19]

Same here friend

[@abandonedaccount7146]

Yep me too._.

[@sansibit4706]

Same

[@agentpolarbear6312]

Same

[@plat517]

wait no

[@Phasmal]

I'm going to listen to this on Christmas on repeat for 24 hours

[@drkspnova]

The three best parts: Jotaro and Josuke's unenthusiasm "Star platinum's NOT a mockery" Dio at the end: *no promises*

[@marissa5278]

it's that time of year again

[@greenleopard8572]

Giorno: calls both dio and Jonathon his dad Litteraly everyone else: *visible confusion*

[@joestarrss]

I can’t explain how much I love this

[@killedeadying6446]

“Do you promise not to kill everyone?” ... “No promises...”

[@aratakiitto9941]

My mom: What are you listening to? Me: It's complicated.

[@giornogiovanna8486]

KoNo DiO dA WRYYYYYYYYYYY

[@aratakiitto9941]

@@giornogiovanna8486 MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!!!

[@toxicgamer8905]

I swear to god this is the best song,I have been listening to this since 2020.Too sad I couldn’t comment that time 😔

[@KumiChiharuu]

I'm seriously gonna spam this to my friends once Christmas comes

[@Zaiqu0]

Same

[@nanonee0101]

i think it doesn't matter if ull do it whenever u want to 😔👈

[@kittenhalo]

daniels phone will run out of storage

[@ursock7182]

please give updates when christmas comes

[@sansibit4706]

Same I’m going to spam it to the jojo fans

[@choog2752]

I’m so said that jotaro didn’t say *jingle bells, dio smells, kakyoin layed an egg*

[@diamondnose750]

Jotaro lost a leg and DIO got away

[@alice21luver]

This was a missed opportunity

[@chompbucket]

to all of you who wish that, too bad hes dead

[@diamondnose750]

@@chompbucket just realized he should've said koichi

[@randomyoutubeuser261]

Koichi layed an Egg

[@thedukeofchutney468]

[Giorno and Jonathan actually bonding] Joseph: [Breaks door down] ARE WE SINGIN’ CHRISTMAS SONGS IN HERE?!?!?

[@hyperdreamer9483]

Yeah that’s Joseph for ya

[@greenboi8067]

"I've invited the entire Joestar family for Christmas" Where's Weather Report?

[@blueminer24611]

Don't worry Jotaro I still think you're cool You are a deadbeat tho

[@MrRUS-qr4ob]

I too

[@ZackShark1]

Thanks man

[@ZackShark1]

And NO

[@VariableZero]

Well, given his circumstances post Stardust Crusaders, he didn’t really have a choice. It was either that, or lose everything he cared about.

[@driddick7361]

In Jotaro's defense, a stand having the same powers as another doesn't make them the same. Star Platinum is still an entirely different stand. The only sense it's a mockey in, is the fact that Star Platinum took a shit down Dio's neck and put him back into the grave, where he belongs.

[@sansibit4706]

Lol

[@driddick7361]

Someone gets it!

[@notcoolj4032]

" last joestar to get an anime"

[@satorugojo8937]

Jolyne:I'm the only joestar without a anime version yet.. :( Johnny: - Silent sad noises- (Also before you comment that jolyne already has an anime, I literally made this comment 7 months ago, when stone ocean was not released.)

[@Tasher228t]

Josuk8:even sadder noises

[@glichted9878]

They say jolyne is the only one left since this is just the jojos of the normal universe, while Johnny and part 8 Josuke are from other universe

[@luxolars]

@@glichted9878 either way, I’m be waiting to see Steel Ball Run & Jojolion to be an anime :)

[@zackisanidiot256]

hes an au

[@cinexm9675]

yeah they left ma boi out

[@abiblicallyacurateangel5949]

Teacher: What's after mp3? Student: Mp4, a video file. Teacher: Great! The silent kid in the back of the class: Guess what's after mp4 The silent kid reaching into his backpack:

[@goobertonnn]

the jojos: star platinum is a clone of the world star platinum who was revealed before the world: bruh

[@petrigaming1448]

thank you for saying that now i don't have to comment

[@able_games9191]

But dio's time stop was revealed first and dio got his stand before jotaro

[@goobertonnn]

@@able_games9191 reveal date is more important

[@able_games9191]

Ok the world's time stop was revealed first

[@oscarmichel8893]

Once again, it goes in my recommendation in December Thank you KZbin

[@Strawberry-ue1rc]

Everybody: says their life story and makes fun of dio+jotaro Jotaro: threatens to ora you into the next chapter that you’ll definitely die in. Also I love how the other voices never joined jotaro as he just does a lifeless wry Joseph: *ARE WE SINGING CHRISTMAS SONGS IN HERE?!* Jonathon: *God damnit it’s him-* oh look there’s my grandson..

[@daydes8296]

after all these years this still hits hard

[@VvPaulinavV]

Merry Christmas to all JoJo fans!!!

[@makersmarksman3044]

"Ifcyou dont do it i will tear up that dolphin plushie" "NOT MY DELULAHHHHH" lol i found that way too funny

[@jotaros_dolphins2213]

"He's [Burning Down The House]" No I'm pretty sure that's not his stand

[@ketaminecatload]

i’m here every year… and i’ll still continue to be here :D

[@alainaj7344]

The fact that Jotaro sings because Jolyne was about to sacrifice a dolphin plushie-

[@ryugakira7706]

Can you imagine how it would be if this guy played jolyne

[@Jamalderkreal]

This is just an amazing masterpiece ❤❤❤

[@twelve1738]

"Jolene, I refuse to do this." Funniest shit I've heard all day.

[@viktoriyaivanovnaserebryak615]

*Jolyne

[@znowvox8196]

Jonathan:*says star platinum is a mockery* Also jonathan:*became star platinum* bruh

[@onettfreindsonlyclub8522]

Jotaro's "wry..." had me laughing

[@benjamincandelas9068]

This song put on the stone mask with the stone and became the ultimate JoJo song.

[@JunoChurroz]

Jotaro sounds dead inside when he said wrryy

[@szymonslusarczyk2299]

That's the joke