S̷H̷I̷L̷L̷S̷V̷S̷H̷I̷L̷L̷S̷ You’re an actually fucking waste
@allrequiredfields4 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck does this happen on every KZbin video I watch - I'm sitting there for 10+ minutes, just watching, not reading comments and the first fucking comment I see when I randomly decide to start scrolling is a quote from the shit I am literally JUST listening to at that same exact moment?
@castpod93224 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6ean3R4mZV1aas Go watch 10 min of joey diaz being hysterical !
@johnwillis75094 жыл бұрын
Avalarr saw this comment as he said it lmao
@zafran204 жыл бұрын
14:52 wth is going on there? is that because of the camera angle or is there that much of a size difference between the two? Joey looks likes one of Bilbo's trolls next to him lol
@sidauthur78363 жыл бұрын
Joeys the only guy who could casually mention that he robbed a hooker and not get a follow up question
@jesselambmandudebrofutubef56803 жыл бұрын
Put" food on the table
@ElegyVio3 жыл бұрын
Jesus is the truth
@ElegyVio3 жыл бұрын
@@jesselambmandudebrofutubef5680 Jesus is the truth
@datsunhuebos84483 жыл бұрын
Fucking facts
@misterwallace34793 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@Mannnnnnnn6 жыл бұрын
I applaud you for no censorship
@Singe416 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure if they tried they'd go insane
@Mannnnnnnn6 жыл бұрын
@David Boston i ask myself that everyday
@BassBluntsBitches4206 жыл бұрын
Fallout will always b life just reconnect ur server
@aaronrodriguez43296 жыл бұрын
There would be no interview if they censored it😂
@ILOVEISRAELETERNALLY6 жыл бұрын
Yes damn!!!
@papayer2 жыл бұрын
13:56 I know everyone has their favorite line from this but the way he chokes on the water then goes 'ahh, tremendous' 😭😭😭
@jesuschristcunt84692 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha
@JAVIERCALDERON902 жыл бұрын
It was a bit more like “tremondous 💅”
@jerizzome4 жыл бұрын
"We mugged a hooka" has never been said more casually
@imabigscrewball4 жыл бұрын
Jerome Yambot lol 😂
@bhambabean11924 жыл бұрын
@@backfilpmax ya...but he's from new Jersey sooo...
@the97percent4 жыл бұрын
Hooker?
@drainspout4 жыл бұрын
GTA Vice City!
@the97percent4 жыл бұрын
I realize that it was kind of dumb to assume he mugged an inanimate object lol
@Cxncubine5 жыл бұрын
4:37 “Who gives a f**k about the budget when you got heart” People overlook this quote and I don’t know why, realist sh*t I ever heard.
@marvluebke5 жыл бұрын
I appreciate you making a timestamp that includes the context of the quote
@MrFidoD5 жыл бұрын
agree!!
@Chief3225 жыл бұрын
This comment should be at the top. Fuckin spot on.
@Grogx3319945 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah, that's him. Listen to his podcast if you got the time, it's great and grimy.
@takingnone17805 жыл бұрын
Sup fellow marksman fan
@RizzyWow8 жыл бұрын
Every Joey Diaz video ends with him within an inch from death.
@D3F3R8 жыл бұрын
RizzyWow Lmao
@chrisguida17038 жыл бұрын
this comment made me die lmao
@jeffvalencia76568 жыл бұрын
Haha oh shit lol
@plutohasfleas8 жыл бұрын
RizzyWow If you're going to walk on ice, you might as well dance!
@D3F3R8 жыл бұрын
Pluto Has Fleas Why so many people have the need to repeat things they just heard on the video, we all just watched it.
@frankmiranda7072 жыл бұрын
9:50 The best answer ever to self-defense ever and a funny one too!!! Thank you Joey!
@landondow3 жыл бұрын
There's not many old school guys like Joey Diaz anymore, no filter, and they'll say whatever is on their mind, but are still being the nicest guys you'll ever meet
@ElegyVio3 жыл бұрын
Jesus is the truth
@suzukimemories3 жыл бұрын
He's gangsta
@friedstuff35093 жыл бұрын
He MUGGED a HOOKER
@landondow3 жыл бұрын
@@friedstuff3509 we all have our flaws
@meeachael6273 жыл бұрын
@@friedstuff3509 much worse shit in the world, your favorite artist probably touches children unfortunately
@bakerXderek8 жыл бұрын
Joey is such an OG
@DovahkiinPlaysGames8 жыл бұрын
bakerXderek oh shit!! BakerXDickhead in the house!!
@Eratiik8 жыл бұрын
bakerXderek cheeeaa!!
@jimmy53918 жыл бұрын
cheeeeaaaa!!!
@WhatABeardo_9378 жыл бұрын
Lol random BxD in here hell yea
@Zhicano8 жыл бұрын
cheeeeaaaa
@epicninja-fk5rq3 жыл бұрын
“I was so high I couldn’t make a right turn.” I’m absolutely crying right now
@MV122673 жыл бұрын
We've all been there.
@VickyVonVanimal2 жыл бұрын
miamiii miamiiii
@colbybaker14962 жыл бұрын
Dude it’s the first time in a long time that I cried from laughing
@jjcoola9982 жыл бұрын
😂
@jaroslavcech2252 жыл бұрын
Innit!
@JeffQ06232 жыл бұрын
This is still my favorite hot ones episode I always enjoy Joey Diaz
@hannahmacmillan43345 жыл бұрын
Joey is like the best character that got left out of the sopranos
@rachaelt87295 жыл бұрын
He was on sopranos
@kitpalmer15835 жыл бұрын
@@rachaelt8729 no he wasn't
@KilSwt23185 жыл бұрын
He wasn’t but he’s gonna be in the new one coming out , the many saints of Newark
@mattsmith8195 жыл бұрын
He was in it lol
@thejester62655 жыл бұрын
Agree 100%
@mytuberecap53464 жыл бұрын
If you bleep censor Joey, he starts talking in morse code.
@erawatyattan89514 жыл бұрын
“I have a .22 pointing at you” 😂 damn
@esmeraldakhufra12574 жыл бұрын
They totally got high at the intermission. Look at how Sean just went out of character by tapping the sauces tops
@mytuberecap53464 жыл бұрын
@@esmeraldakhufra1257 Absolutely, it's even more noticeable on Sean's eyes. 😹
@CAZMO4104 жыл бұрын
Haha, classic dawg.
@noahbtwofouronethree32254 жыл бұрын
Haha just learned that shits not called “Morris code”
@elcamino69542 жыл бұрын
"What would come out to defend yourself? The jiu-jitsu or the jersey in you?" *"THE GUN B****"* 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@danietchart6 ай бұрын
9:53
@theguymaxqc2 ай бұрын
@@danietchart 🤣🤣🤣
@imZeroedIn5 жыл бұрын
Joe would be a nuts gta 6 character
@CriticalJamesTheory5 жыл бұрын
Joey did radio voiceovers on Mafia 3 for PS4
@aliakseikosik2005 жыл бұрын
@@CriticalJamesTheory he was the boss you gotta kill in the mission for your irish lieutenant in the scapyard
@lisamurray28245 жыл бұрын
North Guy yeah but make it his "Joey katate" character and make him own a dojo. Haha
@psionic4205 жыл бұрын
@@lisamurray2824 have Joe Rogan there with him and that would be the highlight of the game.
@The_Superpack5 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@alfu21695 жыл бұрын
The detox those wings did to Joey added a couple years to his life
@Cameronkillerz1125 жыл бұрын
da kid 😂😂😂😂😂
@BigGrease15 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@ipsofacto14355 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@The_Superpack5 жыл бұрын
Then you realize what is in the blue cheese
@ThrillandChillBookClub5 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahhahaa
@pedropierre95944 жыл бұрын
If cigarettes could talk back, they would sound like Joey lol
@solractrades3 жыл бұрын
Joey's banana bread sounds good
@joshpickett20103 жыл бұрын
And to think he was never a cigarette smoker
@frankmiranda7073 жыл бұрын
I’d welcome it
@jeffreyortiz60403 жыл бұрын
😂 years of coke burning those nostrils and throat
@thebakeddonut20383 жыл бұрын
Yes
@shimazutoyohisa23822 жыл бұрын
When he said "OldCoke rock" i just about died. This guy is a living legend truly hilarious.
@nightone97207 ай бұрын
That was my favorite moment lol
@dinopaleshusseini28875 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz: Can handle Meth Also Joey: Sweats from tobasco
@ottogren15 жыл бұрын
And enough edibles to kill an elephant.
@loganduncan99925 жыл бұрын
DINOPALES Husseini joey could sweat in the North Pole
@codymehall48295 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@Skizodubz5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like me
@benp97935 жыл бұрын
"handle" meth?
@rivierasilver4 жыл бұрын
4:43 “You got heart, when you got heart the budget don’t matter” I felt that
@coyotestarrk94284 жыл бұрын
Underrated line from him
@tigervalley624 жыл бұрын
Same
@Hobbyliftsalot4 жыл бұрын
I read this as he said it.
@thatdude1693 жыл бұрын
I feel it now that u mention it..
@lulumoon69423 жыл бұрын
Basis of true manners there
@volcommadness6 жыл бұрын
I swear I can listen to Joey tell stories all day long lmao he’s such a trip 😂😂
@endboss69076 жыл бұрын
dude can sweat lol
@OneironauticalOne6 жыл бұрын
I know his stories are just that stories. Told by a loud mouth disgusting fuck that thinks being vulgar=comedy.
@meezdooz51796 жыл бұрын
H-Town Swangin-N-Bangin Andrew same here bro!!!!😂😂😂😂
@MFSGamePlay6 жыл бұрын
ALL DAMN DAY you meant.
@gamesniff59586 жыл бұрын
OneironauticalOne your the new gentile we all hate
@billybutcher9132 жыл бұрын
Sean is such a professional, He sat in the same room as a sweaty Joey Diaz and acted like he wasn't smelling pure abomination for 18 minutes straight, and his interviewing skills are good too.
@jesussuarez10112 жыл бұрын
Bros nostrils have probably been burned from existence by this point
@georgecastansa90372 жыл бұрын
He looks like the type of dude where no matter how hard you try, you just can't catch him. Fast af
@user-ro9md9wp3j Жыл бұрын
you know the interviews are several hours and they just edit it down right?
@billybutcher913 Жыл бұрын
@@user-ro9md9wp3j even worse
@chronblaze Жыл бұрын
Weirdest take after watching this.
@dalekelly76395 жыл бұрын
"I was so high, I couldn't make a right turn". I'm stealing that line.
@Marcus110_5 жыл бұрын
Dale Kelly thief
@jesuscasillas49925 жыл бұрын
It's the mencia effect
@tomking70805 жыл бұрын
Or you’re so high that you’re waiting for the stop sign to turn green
@Benev0lenz5 жыл бұрын
He actually wasnt joking😂 he tells the story on one of joe rogans podcasts. He was afraid he was gonna fall off a cliff if he made a right turn💀💀
@Chillibe5 жыл бұрын
What context would you ever plan to use it?
@hpjhpj7 жыл бұрын
"THE GUN BITCH! I'm 53 I ain't got time to hand-to-hand wrestle." 😂😂😂😂
@Blueswailer7 жыл бұрын
That shit killed me. Joey Diaz is a legend.
@coreysteady7 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaha
@booka99305 ай бұрын
What a legend 😂😂
@TheHardcoreArtist5 жыл бұрын
"an old coke rock came out" this man is a national treasure.
@aidynz57035 жыл бұрын
@HONESTO UNO he was joking dude
@PolskiProdigy5 жыл бұрын
@KVNG JAY shut up 🐒
@PolskiProdigy5 жыл бұрын
@KVNG JAY I'm not Mexican and I don't live in the United States. Dumb donkey.
@tombryan15 жыл бұрын
Hes an embarrassment.
@MrLordpistoia5 жыл бұрын
@HONESTO UNO stfu you hating ass bitch your just mad cause you never seen the success Joey had.
@cactuszak44542 жыл бұрын
I love this guy! His brilliance is how raw, real, and unapologetic he is! He’s like: “this is who I am and f*** you if you don’t like what you see! These types of people are a rare breed. We could all take a few pages out of his book.
@andrewjacob13064 жыл бұрын
"I like dosing ya with a little THC" Sean looks at wings nervously...
@oscard.lisboa61054 жыл бұрын
But then he wanted to smoke the joint
@AZOTH_the_Weeb4 жыл бұрын
after 15:00 Sean is high is fuck. They definitely had that joint :D
@sithlrd74 жыл бұрын
@@AZOTH_the_Weeb the way his finger drags off the bottle 😂
@Wrexywrex3283 жыл бұрын
@@sithlrd7 and the fact that his eyes are nearing closing time.
@enzopalma53763 жыл бұрын
at 15:16 it’s so noticeable when he slips
@captcoin95126 жыл бұрын
They risked monetization so Joey could be Joey, that's awesome
@cnnrmcllstrnovowels39825 жыл бұрын
CaptCoin FACTS🔥🔥
@jaroncontreras27835 жыл бұрын
LMAO. Joey talking about doing meth and shit
@buhshmuh5 жыл бұрын
demonitization*
@Nantosuelta5 жыл бұрын
fuck youtube
@ReplicateReality5 жыл бұрын
CaptCoin they have to pay someone to censor the video so they probably figured it wasn’t worth it too, it obviously made people happy too so it was a logical decision
@brandonminer14924 жыл бұрын
The “22 in my ass right now pointing at you” took me out 💀
@The-Dom3 жыл бұрын
I came to watch this just for that.
@frankmiranda7073 жыл бұрын
The Best Answer Ever! 😂😂😂😂😂
@richardcranium29583 жыл бұрын
I SEARCHED for this comment 💀
@groerfriedrich43203 жыл бұрын
@@The-Dom me too 😂
@grammarnationalistpartylol63013 жыл бұрын
That was so funny
@immortal-jbv35982 жыл бұрын
only uncle joey can eat the first 8 wings and never say a word about it. Like a docta
@levigivens2 жыл бұрын
6
@Hazesorry2 жыл бұрын
Nah he was saying the first one was hot 😂
@ethanengland7134 Жыл бұрын
I TOOK THE ELEVATOR, LIKE A DOCTAH
@Hazesorry Жыл бұрын
@@ethanengland7134 like a MF doctor.
@johnberg4304 Жыл бұрын
@@Hazesorry 🤣
@anthonyreynoza85354 жыл бұрын
Joey diaz is living the life man hes 100 percent himself and doesn't give a f
@judyfps50594 жыл бұрын
anthony reynoza he’s been very lucky to be able to do that. He’s well aware of it too , that’s why he’s not an asshole. One of the most humble guys I’ve ever seen
@anthonyreynoza85354 жыл бұрын
@@judyfps5059 so true I think because of wheres he come from it makes him appreciate it so much more
@QTmodz-Projects4 жыл бұрын
He's what we call a fool
@calebsawyer07194 жыл бұрын
@@judyfps5059 I never really gotten used to the taste of blue cheese. 😊😊😊
@randomdude1894 жыл бұрын
Look up Andy roy. Prison does that to people
@JuanTonSoupXP3 жыл бұрын
Sean: **forgets blue cheese** Joey: “I’ll do it myself.”
@edym70033 жыл бұрын
„Hold my 22”
@ElegyVio3 жыл бұрын
@@edym7003 Jesus is the truth
@ElegyVio3 жыл бұрын
Jesus is the truth
@WalkToPoland3 жыл бұрын
With curds, pubic hair and shit
@Josh-dy4lq2 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@warrenbailey54693 жыл бұрын
Joey is a true entertainer. Always looking at the producers and crew as well as the host when cracking a joke.
@r4ng3k03r12 жыл бұрын
He's the best man seen em twice live he stays behind to meet the fans and take pictures he's a great dude I'll always love em
@Zombiepoptarts2 жыл бұрын
This man is the greatest, such a gem. He may be direct and blunt and rough, but he just seems so huggable and loveable with such a fun and honest attitude. Never fails to make me smile and giggle like crazy.
@RealCanadanMan4 жыл бұрын
to his credit, joey is eating the WHOLE wing, and he isnt sweating as much as some people do when they eat one bite of the wing.
@squanchy6664 жыл бұрын
Those goddamn nibblers get on my fucking nerves
@imperialis40k4 жыл бұрын
@@squanchy666 I read that in Joey's voice💀🤣
@HarrySpirk4 жыл бұрын
People forget Joey always sweats lol
@blueoysterboi47424 жыл бұрын
The power of the blue chees
@bambi75634 жыл бұрын
BlueOysterboi it’s the power of being latino. “Hot” is literally one of our food groups..
@jondoe86196 жыл бұрын
Thought we lost him when he stood up and coughed lmao
@kyubeats1246 жыл бұрын
Jon Doe yeah man that scared the fuck outta me. Coco is a national treasure
@alientherapper23736 жыл бұрын
Was gonna like but it's at 666
@mistermasterful35566 жыл бұрын
Ya but he stood in there like AHHH SOLDIER!!!
@GeoffreyBronson3 жыл бұрын
The thought of Natalie freaking out behind the camera as Joey searches for a lighter to smoke up is absolutely hilarious
@zerekjohnson78863 жыл бұрын
sean was rlly tryna toke w coco
@COG4383 жыл бұрын
You know he had a lighter he was just being polite
@louielou13823 жыл бұрын
@@zerekjohnson7886 Sean definitely did toke with coco BEFORE the show lol
@Ayan-bp4dq3 жыл бұрын
Who's Natalie?
@GeoffreyBronson3 жыл бұрын
@@Ayan-bp4dq the producer
@ZK_SHREDR2 жыл бұрын
Coco is the only guy that could mention unspeakable acts of violence he's done and we'd all still die laughing🙌🏽
@xavierhq14245 жыл бұрын
He's the type of Uncle to send a mob to beat up your bully
5 жыл бұрын
He's the type of guy to make up that scenario
@freddycalipari42425 жыл бұрын
Jon Davis don’t take comedians seriously
@kylebanks14755 жыл бұрын
Freddy Calipari I would take him more serious nah any other comedian
@VoteForPedro1245 жыл бұрын
@@jimmymcquade16 ok tough guy
@jimmymcquade165 жыл бұрын
@@VoteForPedro124 lmfao. Don't get your panties in a bunch
@ARSZLB3 жыл бұрын
this man is a national fucking treasure and i don’t want him to EVER die. i am gonna be crying my fucking eyes out the day the great Joey diaz passes on, i’ll tell you that right now.
@Silent01one3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why that passes through my head ever time I see him. I hope he stays for a good time. The man has helped me a lot.
@ARSZLB3 жыл бұрын
@@Silent01one i nominate Joey Diaz for the power of immortality pls 🥺
@Phlacc3 жыл бұрын
Why? You want to be a loser like this guy? This is America 😢
@jglokky8823 жыл бұрын
@@Phlacc get help
@Mike-cz2yw3 жыл бұрын
Everytime I see how big he is, I think about it
@Thydeepestfear4 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz reminds me that there is still so much life to live even if you’re not traveling the world.
@Onelove3134 жыл бұрын
Great insight mate
@Umbasa0nion4 жыл бұрын
He is the epitome.
@jon123453064 жыл бұрын
So much life to live is true, he's a great dude with a great heart
@BobPantsSpongeSquare974 жыл бұрын
Probably eating and drinking with friends
@sirdimos12 жыл бұрын
They have built such a good show since its inception. It's almost a shame that the show has gotten so big because these off the chain interviews don't happen anymore. Would never want to take away their sucess but this is SOO good.
@PinedaMMA Жыл бұрын
He's not on that hulu show!
@generalzd053 жыл бұрын
“That’s the one that killed Kennedy” I love this guy 😂😂
@MikeeyChugz3 жыл бұрын
That’s the funniest shit lmao
@cwell5106 жыл бұрын
"Yeah that one, that's the one that killed Kennedy." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Derpkoduh6 жыл бұрын
Collin C. They just shot him with that fucking hot sauce lmao
@CorbCorbin6 жыл бұрын
Jonathon Dawwwg If you're replying to me, it was a cross between an old Alex Jones interview, and something he said on Rogan. Here's the Alex Jones one, short version. It's near the end at about 6 or 7 minutes. The blue cheese quote has a cartoon. kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2rTZ52IfamNZqc
@michaelkennedy15206 жыл бұрын
Busted out laughing 😂😂😂
@SavageRush0126 жыл бұрын
That line made me fart because I laughed so hard.
@Zach-Fetters6 жыл бұрын
@@SavageRush012 over sharing
@bourbonboy61506 жыл бұрын
“Natalie cut the shit it’s 2017” 😂 hahaha
@bonessmith12762 жыл бұрын
Such a natural ,honest personality...in a world full of fakes, this dude is the real deal.
@MCZEPS8 жыл бұрын
I would hire Joey Diaz to yell at me every Monday morning, just to motivate me into being a great human.
@vincentadultman43008 жыл бұрын
ZEPS Sofrito Pito Listen to his podcast then! That's pretty much exactly what he does
@djandrewification8 жыл бұрын
ZEPS Sofrito Pito waking up in the morning with joey diaz. should be what youre looking for
@MCZEPS8 жыл бұрын
Alex K thanks bro appreciate that
@skyblue99918 жыл бұрын
ZEPS Sofrito Pito Yeah man, I believe it's called The Morning Joint. lol.
@nigeemac9997 жыл бұрын
he knew
@spr354417 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is a fucking national treasure
@DeuPKay7 жыл бұрын
lol why. pretty shitty nation if he's a national treasure.
@prod6mill.5127 жыл бұрын
Like a fuckin doctahh
@RalphCastellanos7 жыл бұрын
DeuPKay Stop your bullshit fucko
@DeuPKay7 жыл бұрын
u mad bro.
@TOON.MUSIC.5037 жыл бұрын
Sean Rossick I see this comment every where, haha I agree though
@Bubimon2 жыл бұрын
Sean got to be the best showhost and interviewer alive! I love his authentic interest and his ability to tune into his interviewpartners... such a swell guy.
@bigdaddy24293 жыл бұрын
The only episode i've seen where the producers and cameramen are audibly laughing out loud... he really is the funniest human alive
@okapilovers23 жыл бұрын
I recommend the Shia LaBeouf episode if you wanna see more of that.
@Malibu187F.L.A.2 жыл бұрын
Sean was cracking up
@Chris134202 жыл бұрын
Him and Bill Burr are the funniest men on the planet
@ScopezZEDITER5 жыл бұрын
The 1.3k dislikes are the people Joey robbed.
@eircification5 жыл бұрын
Thank you 😂
@jesusbarajas48405 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@JimmyTurner5 жыл бұрын
Ha ha
@TrumpsaTerroristChangeMyMind5 жыл бұрын
Huh I assumed the 1.3k were people who liked wings with ranch..😤
@JimmyTurner5 жыл бұрын
@@bojackson3073 no
@bulrawg_bot7 жыл бұрын
The host is super engaged which makes it a lot more interesting.
@northwestclasspnw79747 жыл бұрын
Karsten Brevik it's really cool to see the host getting props from comments too. More so when the guests compliment too
@thomyyyyyy7 жыл бұрын
The host of this is really what sells it for me
@CosmicTroubles2 жыл бұрын
Joey: ‘coughs uncontrollably’ Also Joey: *Tremendous*
@jackesposito41413 жыл бұрын
Joey could have taken credit for Bert and his dad having that conversation, but he kept it legit and admitted that it was just a happy accident and that he just wanted to mess around. What an honest and genuine person
@N8CRE83 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Bert and Schaub were arguing over who "discovered" theo Vonn
@j.zoe74113 жыл бұрын
Why would he take credit. It would ruin the story. It makes it more funny knowing he just wants to fuck him up a little lol
@rain_man39813 жыл бұрын
He said on a what's happen now epsilon he doesn't lie anymore when his mom died
@VickyVonVanimal2 жыл бұрын
miamiii miamiii
@turbo51742 жыл бұрын
Since he didn’t, I’ll take credit for it
@dustinscheller77957 жыл бұрын
He's only cult famous now but when he dies he'll go down as a legend I just hope he can reach that while he's still alive
@jackbeans51477 жыл бұрын
dustin scheller it’s sad when he’s dead every body will talk about him
@earth29506 жыл бұрын
Matthew Cotton fat fucking fuck better not leave us anytime soon
@RC-hv1yx6 жыл бұрын
Similar to Patrice.
@jwooktv6 жыл бұрын
dustin scheller He’s picking up A LOT of traction recently. If you listen to his podcast he usually updates on his life and he’s got a special coming up soon that his friend Joe Rogan will fund if noone does. We are talking Netflix baby.
@calvinzhobbes19776 жыл бұрын
wasnt sure he was gonna make it through this!
@Auralnauts8 жыл бұрын
Coco is a modern day saint.
@Zach-Fetters7 жыл бұрын
Auralnauts except the cocaine and burglary......and the kidnapping.....
@qstix97337 жыл бұрын
and still a decent drug...
@robertgoldman15796 жыл бұрын
Auralnauts he's going straight to hell though. He doesn't accept Jesus Christ as his lord and savior.
@gstylez01076 жыл бұрын
He's an example of all that is good, a truly virtuous human being...
@tomasvillamizar84716 жыл бұрын
Auralnauts sup bruh
@davidapple80472 жыл бұрын
I wasn't sure Joey was gonna make it or not!! You don't get any more real than Joey. He holds nothing back, hides nothing. He's living like many wish we could. God bless him!
@HaikesXO6 жыл бұрын
He is somehow everyone’s uncle.
@jadefire18146 жыл бұрын
HA! Yeah, the one your Mother says, "Oh my God, don't repeat ANYTHING you heard Uncle Joey say! " but you somehow say it in front of Father at Church, who then gives you the look like you are going to hell on the express................
@mishmash39686 жыл бұрын
HaikesXO i have NO uncles anywhere near being like him... so, not everyone does. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.
@bigxshowx6 жыл бұрын
@@mishmash3968 you joyless nothing
@theogate618026 жыл бұрын
I have a crazy uncle acts like Joey but without the accent gots like 4,000 twitter followers and he’s a truck driver lol
@scolan19856 жыл бұрын
I don't recall ever being molested by Joey Diaz
@ParadoxdesignsOrg6 жыл бұрын
"If you're going to walk on ice, you may as well dance." - Joey Diaz
@AKarnold10106 жыл бұрын
paradoxdesigns As long as he throws in the word "cocksucka" every once in a while
@azeliaspank6 жыл бұрын
Joey "If you're going to walk on ice, you may as well dance" Diaz
@dbprod.74286 жыл бұрын
667th like ✌
@1amtattoo6 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah hahaha
@Zach-Fetters6 жыл бұрын
@@kblively oh yeah if your really a fan, where does his mother stay at?
@IronsightV25 жыл бұрын
Forget scoville level, heat should now measured by joey diaz tshirt wetness.
@Sharhind795 жыл бұрын
John Lawler haha
@christianvolland91945 жыл бұрын
Revolutionary idea brother
@Blackmetaljulian5 жыл бұрын
JDTSW
@Ghostface65 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhh turned your comment to 1000
@Greg0428695 жыл бұрын
An inch of sweat is one Diaz unit.
@chemtrooper2 жыл бұрын
I love all of Joey’s interviews. He’s the kind of man, I wouldn’t speak around but I know I’m going to laugh, learn something, and have the time of my life around him. He’s the kind of “elder” who gets all my respect.
@chef76582 жыл бұрын
Joey doesnt hold bacl, true to heart, down to Earth. The additude you want in a guy.
@nicktroisi63473 жыл бұрын
“If ya wanna get to him ya gotta go tru me” Joe is a legend, dude stood up to a super-villian and lived to tell the tale
@ortizjavier82 жыл бұрын
I remember that really stood up to doc oc lol
@maple68944 жыл бұрын
If leatha had a voice
@11---------4 жыл бұрын
he sounds like a bong bro BHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
@casey2saucy1984 жыл бұрын
A cigar
@becksarmstrong82644 жыл бұрын
Funny as F
@Silentblackhorse4 жыл бұрын
hahahaha the biggest facts
@airmax11074 жыл бұрын
Copy-Paste 😉
@cooperholland39766 жыл бұрын
Im so high watching this that I thought I could smell joey but its my roommate cooking porkchops.
@amp41055 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAH
@TheCameraKidMusic5 жыл бұрын
That's fucking hilarious!
@tmoney02125 жыл бұрын
Lol
@unknownx72525 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@mo27435 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@alexisk4011 Жыл бұрын
God this is by far my favorite interview I’ve ever seen on this channel god bless uncle Joey
@angelrosales64555 жыл бұрын
The day this legend of a man passes I will shed a tear .. many actually ✊
@zuzusuperfly83635 жыл бұрын
Considering that he's doing Jiu Jitsu and spends a lot of a time talking to Joe Rogan, he's gonna be around for a long time. He's only 1 year older than John Wick. He won't live as long as Keanu, I think, but when you train a couple times a week, you're gonna be alright. They say if you can stand up from the ground on your own, it's a sign of being healthy. Also mentally, if he keeps doing the podcast and doing comedy, he's going to stay sharp into old age. You can straight up exercise your brain, especially if it's not a repetitive exercise.
@revive2605 жыл бұрын
@@zuzusuperfly8363 how the fuck you know how long someone lives bud Stfu
@medicah5 жыл бұрын
vflink 2015 yeah no shit I agree. Like why even say stuff like that. He’s not that old. In poor health maybe. But talking about him dying is just stupid. Gtfo with that. People have been saying he doesn’t have much time for years and it’s annoying.
@zuzusuperfly83635 жыл бұрын
@@medicah Literally said the opposite. I have no idea what you're on about.
@medicah5 жыл бұрын
Zuzu Superfly I wasn’t even commenting towards your post. It was the vflink guy and I was agreeing with him saying that it is annoying when people say that Joey has a limited amount of time because of x reason. I’m not sure how that could be any more clear.
@BD-vr5lu6 жыл бұрын
The difference had me dead😂 “Mexican dudes had tacos for sale,white dudes had meth.”
@scarmalades5 жыл бұрын
"OH SHIT. TAYLOR HAM AND MOTHERFUCKING EGG" The way he lit up lmaoo
@ChrisMaxCisneros5 жыл бұрын
Bastard was high lol i loved it
@jeromegarcia53965 жыл бұрын
That ish sounds good tho lol
@HeatherBoo9165 жыл бұрын
The bomb
@Dr.EdwardRichtofen1152 жыл бұрын
Imagine being in the same room with Joey, I swear im dying of laughter.
@JohnSmith-xt5cg5 жыл бұрын
Joey is sweating like he’s running from Mr. Martini.
@Evan-tp1pu5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@jjf1986AZ4 жыл бұрын
Well done sir
@arciag3474 жыл бұрын
Went to like it, noticed the 666. Better to keep it u kno
@dustinlouis15434 жыл бұрын
‘’Mr. martini suck my weenie’’ 😂😂😂😂 Joey Diaz
@castpod93224 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6ean3R4mZV1aas Go watch 10 min of joey diaz being hysterical !
@fandlpetroleum6 жыл бұрын
This guy is so damn endearing. He speaks rough, but you can tell he's a genuine guy you'd want as a pal.
@Jdubayou6 жыл бұрын
Rufus Slothkowski Joe Rogan says Joey calls him up all the time just to tell him he loves him.
@boofert.washington24996 жыл бұрын
Nah. He stole Stanhope's change jar. He's a lying thief.
@Zach-Fetters6 жыл бұрын
@King Arthur nah it's not lmao
@Zach-Fetters6 жыл бұрын
@@boofert.washington2499 when was this?
@tupd6 жыл бұрын
sTn AnoMaLy joey also thinks Rogan is a CIA operative so....lol
@jeffcahill57223 жыл бұрын
This is actually the best interview show, hands down. The wings increasingly disarm the guest, and Sean utilizes that, leading to some really cool moments.
@MrLee-oj6oz3 жыл бұрын
Totally, and he has an excelent speech discourse. He knows his business.
@louielou13823 жыл бұрын
Definitely the best
@poop-yd4kc3 жыл бұрын
While I agree with I think it's scary people think like this or a above comment 'after this I'll be more genuine' it's like they are just some dudes asking real question to eachother and giving their experience in a relaxed environment and not badgering like a journalist. It's a fun activity with good questions. you'd have to be sour not to have fun with it. Which is exactly what they are doing. I dont mean to put you down in anyway or question your character, I just can't believe people think in a social sequence like that
@jeffcahill57223 жыл бұрын
@@poop-yd4kc what?
@scottybank54883 жыл бұрын
@@jeffcahill5722 joey no talk cuz spicy wing Joey talk cuz joey want to
@joshuag76042 жыл бұрын
Man Sean is so young I'm actually impressed with how young he is here, and how much the show and he has developed along the years!! Keep up the good work men
@joelhc97036 жыл бұрын
'I was so high I couldn't make a right turn' 😂😂😂
@user-ux2sv7xm4o6 жыл бұрын
He was high high
@twrzenski6 жыл бұрын
My guy was high as a kite
@shaokhan44216 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@richardbritton46756 жыл бұрын
Just turn left lol
@ScottJonesy4 жыл бұрын
No one is cancelling this legend
@CarlosGarcia-hx1by5 жыл бұрын
12:21 That noise Jabba the Hut made when he died on Star wars
@BadBaru5 жыл бұрын
Carlos Garcia i just died laughing lol
@samsampson59855 жыл бұрын
I'm fuckin dead!!!😂😂🤣
@profshanks82135 жыл бұрын
Oh my fucking god 😂😂😂
@XxPx3xNx6xUx1xNxX5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I almost shit. this comment needs more likes.
@Aztecatl75 жыл бұрын
🤣
@ThumperJenkins2 жыл бұрын
Wherever Joey goes, he takes over the room and no one dares judge him on what he's saying, I love Joey Diaz 🤣
@grizz79166 жыл бұрын
“That’s the one that killed Kennedy!”😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 this guys a trip!
@djmiller11294 жыл бұрын
Yo I’m weak “I was so high I couldn’t make a right turn” 😂😂😂
@RachaelMae1233 жыл бұрын
“That right turn was tremendous”
@Alberto-qy2rs3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha I’m fucken dead
@Najebanski8 жыл бұрын
I literally shouted "OH SHIT!" out loud when I saw Joey on the thumbnail FUCK YES
@HighDeafRadio8 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@whatthe59548 жыл бұрын
Man, I just commented the same thing before watching a single second. I literally yelled. People who don't know Joey don't realize the sense of loyalty he inspires in people.
@diegoleiva72428 жыл бұрын
So did I, man. I'll be a bit late for work today, who gives a fuck?
@derek.anthony.84868 жыл бұрын
me too haha
@Machinist-wf1iw8 жыл бұрын
dnplk ha ha I did the same thing ... Joey Diaz is awesome
@samukelisiwemudau3553 Жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is one of a kind. My guy says what his heart tells him to say he is just a gem.
@grumpy81338 жыл бұрын
I would pay a hefty premium for a book of stories written by Joey.
@TryABaconSlice8 жыл бұрын
Hes writing a book at the moment
@88jj88kk99ll2028 жыл бұрын
fuck all u guys are either very young or have lived fking sheltered lives
@grumpy81338 жыл бұрын
+Dana White's Fist What in the fuck are you talking about?
@grumpy81338 жыл бұрын
+Ross M. crashdummy35 I'm pretty sure he was responding to Dana White's Fist. I don't see any reason he would be telling you to fuck off.
@TryABaconSlice8 жыл бұрын
Yeah was in reply to Dana Whites Fist, people who say shit like that in a youtube comment section are invariably living the most depressing lives of anyone
@EddieY14087 жыл бұрын
"Natalie, cut the shit it's 2017". hahahahah
@sifujamie8 жыл бұрын
All I can do is imagine Joe Rogan laughing his ass off at this.
@GW4PCITY8 жыл бұрын
Exactly what i was just saying to myself
@nicholasrogers47528 жыл бұрын
Seriously, his uncontrollable laugh.
@Richard-Espanol7 жыл бұрын
sifujamie some of the best moments is when Joey knows he has Joe Rogan on a roll and he just keeps going and Joe can't breathe. Joey: "One day I had 500mlg brownie" Joe: "500?!?! Jesus Christ what are you trying to prove??!"
@TriplicateTrey2 жыл бұрын
Man… you provide some genuinely worthwhile content. I never feel like I am wasting time or simply idly entertained while watching your videos. I am enthralled for every minute, and always come away from these videos smiling, and with something to tell someone in conversation that I learned from watching. Thank you, for real
@KingBongHogger6 жыл бұрын
I'm a huge Uncle Joey fan. How the hell did this go under my radar? My man brought his own blue cheese. That's gangster shit right there!
@MattyP6506 жыл бұрын
did he ever use it?
@unknownx72525 жыл бұрын
@@MattyP650 I don't think so lol
@DuchessDoNothing5 жыл бұрын
And never ranch
@marcosgallegos2693 жыл бұрын
When Joey says stuff like “joe bought me more steaks than she ever could have” it’s so genuine and heavy.
@CrazyDiamond754 жыл бұрын
“Prison is like summer camp for adults.” One if the many reasons I love Mr Diaz. The amount of great quotes in 20 minuets in unreal.
@deonbrooks35073 жыл бұрын
"This mf turned on the heat there thats the finger in the ass you was sucking my titties with the first couples wing" mannnn i passed outt
@VickyVonVanimal2 жыл бұрын
miamiiii miamiii
@alsoDjnee2 жыл бұрын
Is literally the worlds and everyone's favorite uncle figure I literally love him so much 💜 he seems genuinely like a great guy and he is very motivational and so funny
@truefirebbq94446 жыл бұрын
This is by far the best episode.
@N.A.M.LazyCloud6 жыл бұрын
14:50 Joey Diaz didn't have a lighter? Bullshit. Nice guy Joey being nice on the down-low, he didn't want to get them in trouble.
@Sneak2486 жыл бұрын
N Exactly
@Zach-Fetters6 жыл бұрын
Nah bro joy don't give a fuck he would have lit up
@richardswartz80696 жыл бұрын
no, Joey cares about people. He didn't want to make things bad for the crew. Seriously, he brought blue cheese, you don't think he didn't have a lighter?
@Just.F.6 жыл бұрын
Joey always has a light
@WERTY1236 жыл бұрын
a lighter in the toilet
@trevorbolz94015 жыл бұрын
“That’s the one that killed Kennedy” 😂😂😂
@scarmalades5 жыл бұрын
That one got me lolol
@riflegreen9375 жыл бұрын
It's all coming together, Lee Harvey Oswald worked for First We Feast all along.
@JC-wg5xn4 жыл бұрын
One hit of this and your head goes back and to the left
@whatabouttheearth4 жыл бұрын
Im reading the 'Torbit Document', oh the irony of having a Cuban ex con say that. kzbin.info/www/bejne/iIXNlohrgqyGgdU
@ThePrideofLondon-Hutch4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@jdawg84272 жыл бұрын
I just started watching joey a few weeks ago. I can't believe i went this long. What a legend.
@Light-Rock974 жыл бұрын
Plus he stuck up for Spider-Man on the train, or at least he tried.
@simennilsen54574 жыл бұрын
i saw that the other day holy fucking shit i didnt remember it was him
@BigBossMan2574 жыл бұрын
“You want him you gotta go through me, you 6 arm cocksucka”
@boredshit11284 жыл бұрын
@@BigBossMan257 i died lmfao i love it cocksucka is just his word....
@stormengine32614 жыл бұрын
Hahaha no shit man, that was him! Totally High rn thinking about that
@sgtsword32594 жыл бұрын
Every Joey Diaz video ends with him within an inch from death.
@spurs_77988 жыл бұрын
Oh dear lord, this will be pure gold
@HigherPlanes8 жыл бұрын
He's sweating on Siracha, I'm sure it will be =)
@comotu49978 жыл бұрын
HigherPlanes that happens to me and I eat that shit like ketchup. I love spicy food but I can't eat too spicy in public cuz I sweat too much.
@HigherPlanes8 жыл бұрын
+Eric Amaya I don't have that problem but if I eat like Blair's Mega Death I'll get stomach cramps the next day. I love buffalo wings tho, Franks Hot sauce isn't hot but it's my favorite. I usally add a few drops of ghost pepper sauce to spice it up.
@dcae8 жыл бұрын
my thoughts exactly
@diegotepepa79083 жыл бұрын
I love how the host really treats him with the upmost respect you can really tell he really likes Joey as a person
@lukebennett25782 жыл бұрын
I love joeys willingness to do literally anything put in front of him😂
@MrResponderMan4 жыл бұрын
They totally got high at the intermission. Look at how Sean just went out of character by tapping the sauces tops
@lovemesomenugsmmmm4 жыл бұрын
u gotta be high to notice that Sean touching bottle tops it out of character lmao
@brown-eyedcheese54404 жыл бұрын
TheWes Man1BITHC lmaooooo
@robartchristoph71504 жыл бұрын
hes high as fuck HAHA everything hes doing hes focusing on way hard
@Yethegoat104 жыл бұрын
Nah the rest of the video he’s def high lmao
@Andrew-mm5qn4 жыл бұрын
15:00
@MrChoco4095 жыл бұрын
most people dont realize all the work that this TREMENDOUS man put in... in order to be where he is now... love you Uncle Joey!