The Church:

[@coreystanfill9064]

Thank you Lee for thanking us truck drivers, because I'd definitely rather be home with my family listening to the church, then out here in Topeka Kansas listening at 443am. Hopefully I'll get back to Tennessee before we really decide to lock it all down... stay safe and God bless y'all and America...

[@issaimajev8234]

corey stanfill Y’all and America? Selfish truck driver you are 😂 There are people listening to Church from outside of US my man.

[@robertsmithing4716]

@@issaimajev8234 us citizens don't know any better

[@coreystanfill9064]

My bad, may we all be blessed.. I'm anything but selfish... I'm out here delivering supplys to help fight this shit...

[@issmansour]

Be Safe out there on the road bro

[@James-3000]

You too, brother, and try not to drive off an overpass from laughing your balls off, alright?

[@B14k3]

Let me tell you something, THIS is the only church that will pray the corona virus away. TREMENDOUS!!!

[@BigStevie]

@Kahlil Penn Why not? It's Church time!

[@CashensPowerwashing]

Joey is the MAN. Gotta love it.

[@andrewmccarthy8195]

When Uncle Joey full on belly laughs at himself after saying some horrible shit, it truly tickles my soul

[@robertdore9592]

Lee's laugh really gets me going too...

[@BigStevie]

@Jin Lee You feel that tickle in your butthole? Gay Ghost! XD Classic!

[@deminybs]

He's a savage what can ya say??

[@mattrandall9577]

If you say some fucked up shit and wait for the laugh it may never come, but if you laugh you’ll at least get a chuckle

[@kevinwilson1124]

36:21 was my favorite.

[@PJ_Studios]

It was nice to hear a shout out to the truck drivers. Thank you for that. We appreciate it.

[@ezanakassu]

God forbid anything bad happening to Uncle Joey please. He’s to important to us.

[@laterkijken6423]

amen

[@derMight]

New camera angles feels like a brand new show! Anyone else with me?

[@Oveneise]

It looks good.

[@evanabbott2737]

Stay safe out there people, I’m a day custodian in East Detroit, and there’s no work today (Monday) they don’t want anybody in the buildings🤷‍♂️, I’m gonna stay home and watch the Church👍🙏❤️

[@Soniatry]

Im from Flint, stay blessed and healthy bro, we'll pull thru

[@bruin1771]

I live in a tourist town to a national park. And my work is with show horses. Its day to day but people are still coming thankfully but it is not what it was in previous years. Alot less tourist but locals are coming out more an putting money into the town in these times

[@lukebmajesty2010]

Nope

[@BigStevie]

Much love from Redford!

[@evanabbott2737]

BigStevie93 👍🙏

[@buildfear]

Joey is the person we need. The guy oozes positivity. Such a great dude.

[@goomba7495]

This proves Lee’s theory that audio is the future!!!! Podcastville holdinnn it downnn when noone else is working

[@guadafok3585]

Lee was on the money! Look at Audiobooks...

[@mflugo9082]

Lee’s hip to the knowledge.

[@Sneak248]

Yet that cocksucka Joe Rogan, ridiculed him.

[@mikeoxsbigg1]

Thank you to all truck drivers, delivery guys and anyone taking a risk to help. I hope you get danger pay and mad tips.

[@derekjlight]

Uncle Joey rocking the fresh Adidas Originals track suit

[@Arvolash]

derekjlight he looks and sounds like my dad 😅

[@carlosizz89]

Joey keep taking care of your self, the world needs you!

[@Rafanadal2008]

Love the camera angle finally no more godfather angle lol

[@pierrotlavoie]

ME TOO love it

[@GodBlezzAmerica]

I can see lee head through the reflection lol

[@STORM0985]

Isn't that where he sat before?

[@armani4267]

If we could get our hands on one of joeys gorillas biscuits we would all be immune

[@Dockhead]

@lilchopcone cake the lungs in resin so the virus cant survive or be caught in the respiratory system. i liek it.

[@bruin1771]

Cosby had the last of the worlds supply. Now dea does

[@bruin1771]

So technically clinton has em all now like stock in a company

[@jewelsbypodcasterganesh]

😂😂😂

[@coreyaudet8574]

government provided biscuits 4 ALL!!!

[@WhiteLightningWoman]

You're the only man I can count on Diaz. Thanks for keeping things real yet again.

[@dannymadrid1822]

You deserve much more credit, many yeaRS in tha game, 1 of a kind🎉

[@daviddarko2665]

Can't sleep. Watching my daughter sleep. She has asthma. Terrified for her. This is just...... I don't know. 😥🙏

[@diehardoutdoors]

David Aston she going to be ok brother I have faith they said 60 over with conditions should be worried on joe rogan they said kids get it and don’t even show sytomps at all

[@norm-fy5mo]

Stay safe brother

[@ChristianSuarez-gz1ig]

Hey you dont have to be terrified. I am here to tell you trust jesus, and if you do not accept it, just accept my love respects n prayers for your family. May daughter be healed, she is in good hands in a good family it seems. Be peaceful

[@arj1995]

Nice steamy showers, keep that airway dryness away Vitamin C Keep her inhaler ready Avoid public areas (check your school/day care health status and her friends too) Bless.

[@qplzmwoskxn]

Praying for you brother! Itll be all good.

[@Thephinxst]

Thank you Uncle Joey for this 4am upload during this chaotic time, bless.

[@lr2119]

It's only 130 am what you talking about

[@StyleAndSpeedx]

@@lr2119 yea maybe in Cali

[@benjamin-papa]

its 8:00pm ya Momo's, catch up!

[@Thephinxst]

Luke Rogers Ohio boy here, lol

[@DEEPMMA]

the only church you need during the apocalypse

[@BigStevie]

Amen!

[@norlos2277]

I’m re watching on October 11th 2023 and this is wild to listen to. I’m glad we made it!

[@devantepoe2684]

I just stocked up on ammo food and weed. Just keep dropping pods uncle Joey and I’ll make it thru the quarantine shut down just fine

[@OregonChronic]

Thanks for the kind words and inspiration Joey. Keep that family of yours safe

[@jaimejaviergarcia3743]

Uncle Joey rockin' that Adidas jacket!! Sup Lee?? Respect!

[@jakedevries1455]

Uncle Joey coming through with the truth just when we all need it most, Thanks Joey and stay safe everyone.

[@ianmendez8426]

You don't k ow how bad I needed this at 4am lmao thank you Uncle Joey!!

[@MarioHernandez-wj4jz]

Love you Uncle Joey , please take care of yourself we need you out here! Stay safe everyone let's hope this is very temporary

[@Supermoney97]

Uncle Joey wants to drop at 4 am on the east coast, Tremendous!

[@jamesmclean2750]

My favorite episodes are just hearing Joe and Lee talk. There just so honest with each other.

[@Matt0war]

Uncle Joey like a docta

[@BigNoseBrit]

Joey and Lee stay safe guys. It will get mad for sometime but your videos will keep alot of ppl happy during this bad time

[@cookingwithaz]

Big love from the uk 🇬🇧

[@WookieStampede]

Knowing the world is a little better with Uncle Joey out there

[@nocomment1469]

Greetings from New Zealand

[@jayanthkumar7964]

Joey Diaz has a heart of gold. Love you Uncle Joe.

[@iMertin90]

9:15am here in scotland and its a wake and bake monday for me.. listen to this and go back to sleep.. self isolation is a bitch but gotta be done

[@sassybaby2u]

Waking and baking here in Florida. How are things over there?

[@iMertin90]

@@sassybaby2u yeah been slowly creeping up but yesterday and today numbers jumped like double but still 1 death here in scotland, fingers crossed people start to take notice. Supermarkets are empty and schools are still open. I feel we should close all this and try slow it down first but we just dont know how bad this can get.. hows your side doing?

[@sassybaby2u]

@@iMertin90 they have closed schools, sporting events, and such. The streets are starting to get empty. The bad thing here is our country just does not have the number of tests necessary to really get accurate numbers. Hope all is well for you and yours through this.

[@Relayzy1]

Better save than sorry, wild times be safe!

[@nameissturdy1390]

Hoping the best for you and your family Mertin.

[@bigotonbrand]

Sending a prayer for all of you reading this. We just left a CVS and people were fighting over lysol spray, yelling at the pharmacy techs, cutting lines and being snobs. Lets come together and help each other out. We are all on the same boat and we need to support each other in amy eau we can. Stay safe

[@phildillon3630]

"Do I look like johnny scientist? Mind your business"...Joey is pure gold 😂😂😂😂

[@ererererre7697]

It’s my birthday uncle and your wise words help me mature my mindset.

[@hiitsaliciaempathylovepeac5262]

Thank-You Joey for this podcast! Without it I wouldn't know who Lee was! He has such a patient, kind & empathic soul! I appreciate you BOTH for being calming voices w/ a sprinkle of humor...in the midst of chaos! ✌️🌈

[@doodahman2995]

Ain't that the truth..

[@darrencarter]

Love Uncle Joey! In this crazy world...great to see Mad Flavor :-)

[@stevenminix]

Stay healthy uncle joey, i cant imagine my sleepless nights without yer podcasts

[@antigaia1817]

was feeling real anxious with this thing going on (i got anxiety issues just like joey) and listening to this makes me feel much better. thank you Joey and Lee

[@christianholsthansen4293]

Joey's voice makes me feel safe

[@DangOlNicholas]

I’ve been cutting meat nonstop since Thursday. We listen to the church while we cut. Thanks uncle Joey for keeping us happy and fast!

[@OZZOZZ]

Uncle Joey lookin healthy like A DOCTA. Tremendous...

[@Damnitman323]

Joey , dude I just wanna say Thanks for your work . You help me with so much stuff, I can't even begin.... I listen 2Ya all the time , you are the cool .✌😅💛

[@themightyspoon9641]

Cheers from England it’s nearly 9 in the morn, just ripped a bong, stoked to see this upload.... peace 🌲🔥💨🗿🍻

[@newskistewski5877]

The Mighty Spoon one love❤️

[@Baghuul]

Its almost 5am here in chicago, got off work. Drinking some oj and vodka I love it

[@idgaf1241]

Woah, as I type this comment, it’s 4 am in canada

[@matthewfotheringham1179]

5:50 rn on a American farm hitting my rig nice 2 know everyone smokes in the morning 2 Joey

[@Lucky-sh1dm]

Baghuul Chicago on folks!

[@docmobster618]

I needed this especially when he said can't get depressed and i have been the past day not so much worried about me but more so my kid and immediate family

[@ignaciomartinez4863]

I feel this is a distraction for something way worse but who knows stay safe stay armed & look out for yourself & family. 👍

[@nilsify]

I have the same feeling but maybe we're wrong, or hopefully atleast

[@ignaciomartinez4863]

I live on the other side of Portland Oregon & people are losing it out here the streets are empty & the stores are packed it's only a matter of time before there are mass looting & people shooting each other up for what they got in their carts but I hope for the best thats all everyone can do @ this time my the people in the after life have mercy on our souls

[@Tough_Bookiezzz]

I stay in LA n I Lost my job today because of this virus. If you would’ve told this was going to happen 2 weeks ago I would not have believed ya. Stay safe out there people.

[@Orenoryori]

I have never been this early. Uncle Joey blessing us.

[@siwoods-m5n]

Thank god for uncle Joey. This man speaks the truth on every level.

[@habs249]

'I'm not scared, but I'm prepared.'

[@Usualeclectic]

The podcast just saved my Monday... thx Uncle Joey 🙏

[@aaronlee277]

58 minutes and 32 seconds of greatness from the goat 🐐

[@aurum2128]

Thank you Joey and Lee from Scotland U.K.

[@electricheadgino763]

Joey, you look better than ever. Keep that coronavirus off your eggroll.

[@ThatBrothaMike]

New material for the drive to work! Thank you uncle Joey

[@OnsideHaddock72]

Just as im watching old ones they upload a new one

[@jackfrost8600]

TREMENDOUS 🤟🏻🤟🏻

[@harish2495]

Love you uncle Joey. Just got fired, needed this positivity in these tough times. Keep em coming!

[@phil.d-roll6393]

I jjst woke up this morning. Feeling sick. Out of nowhere. Im pretty scared. Love yall. Thanks Uncle Joey and Lee. Not sure if i got this virus. But if i do. Im fightn it. Godspeed..

[@The_Albanian_Syndicate]

Take shit loads of vitamin c and oregano oil.

[@doodahman2995]

You'll be ight

[@ben502]

Get on the alpha brain

[@phil.d-roll6393]

Yup. I was just freaking out. Scratchy throat from dry air. Im good. And. Yes. Vit c. Everyday. Fuck this vid bullshyt! Thanks Church Fam...

[@Basieeee]

Can atleast still attend the podcast on youtube with my favourite uncle Joey. Stay safe from the virus Joey.

[@HR-ws1rj]

This episode was just tremendous!

[@craigrobertson8364]

Keep up your'e spirits people we get through this together,bless the truck drivers and grocery workers and distribution centres and all doctors,nurses Craig nz

[@MRRGaming223]

It's the OG, uploading another great Podcast to **Puff** to Amen, Mf. Amen. (Edit) "Smoke" to "Puff " Outta respect for it

[@hugofortuna6432]

Puff* to

[@jackboro2734]

The last 10 minutes of this podcast is gold. I've watched it like 5 times.

[@ernomeister]

thank God I have uncle Joey.

[@anneverna1792]

Thanx guys much love !

[@Hazardx1]

Love ya Lee and Uncle Joey. Needed them laughs in those last 10 minutes of the pod

[@LordMercer]

Thank you for all you do uncle Joey it's been real to hear someone speak their mind all these years........hope to hear more of you

[@ryanpellegrino4478]

35:40 "just keep running my ni... my dawg just keep running" lol

[@BigKashGrab]

Thanks uncle joey the podcast we needed and we will always need!

[@rsherid]

“That’s enough, little kid” lol

[@Rand_al_Thor372]

Be thankful ya got 2 days!

[@chrisgodlaproductions3106]

If he would tell your kid something like that, you might get mad or defensive for your kid on instinct, but then you would say "yeah hes right you lil cocksuka" lol

[@oxarplatt]

Hey Joey, Love you. Just got laid off because of the virus. Church is keeping me going. Smoken a bone, by my self. Wish me luck.

[@renaldo1966]

osc find a way bro and keep your head high! I wish you luck.

[@habs249]

'If I go down a dark street, I go by myself.'

[@jamieissorry99]

I’m a poor kid from Canada, so I would love to see Joey do standup on the podcast! don’t think I’ll ever make it to a show as much as I want

[@jgp7414]

Wednesday - friday were terrifying for someone with anxiety. This helped.

[@TheSophisticatedSavage]

Do push ups, you'll be okay

[@ScoundrelSFB]

Washington State JUST closed it reastraunts this morning, and being a baker im now on mandatory quarantine leave. Thank god we got Uncle Joey to keep us calm and laugh.

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

I'm in the kitchen slicing that garlic razor thin, As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster..

[@macintush]

Garlic is anti-viral, you're on the right track!

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

@@macintush yes sir, was a slick reference, you got it.

[@macintush]

@@SeaOrcRonnie goodfellas

[@isaiahpiedra9445]

Whatching the movie as I seen this haha

[@sarahemikula]

An aristocrat!

[@_TheAtticTapes_]

God Bless St. Joey Diaz

[@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664]

"Do I look like Johnny scientist to ya? No. So mind ya business." Hahahahaha!

[@taemjones]

I’ll rate this the best podcast of The Churches history

[@bradleydaniels3864]

Oh yeah dawg its for certain, we need to see Uncle Joey in more adidas the OG looking real clean and slim 🔥

[@stacy2827]

Thank you for this podcast. A lot of this stuff I didn't know. Very informative. ✌keep these coming.

[@FDEE30]

TEAM NO SLEEP

[@P1ZDATO]

*Alzheimer's

[@pipicaca4255]

Slept King

[@bradleydaniels3864]

"that joe rogan podcast about sleep changed my life" 🤣

[@pipicaca4255]

Melatonin helps

[@corrupteyessx7336]

Alex Buruian I’m already having signs I’m 17

[@RaulieGonzo97]

I really needed to hear your voice, Uncle Joey

[@justaman5418]

Hah i just lit my first joint of the day after clicking this lol

[@raulmartinezLoveTranceLA]

Man I’m listening to this at work on my graveyard shift and you made me think of this on another level and actually let out a couple tears and let out a prayer for my family and friends. I’m not religious but this I feel so impotent :/ but we got this

[@StephenKramerstevefunk]

a Month?!?!?! Try 2 years Uncle Joey!

[@theuniversedharma3792]

thanks uncle joey we all needed this

[@conr16]

Maybe it's the hash I've been smoking but I can see Lee Syatt and his shiny head in the reflection of the photo behind Joey 😂

[@doodahman2995]

Oh yeah. 37:25 I see the Flying Jew waving his hands at talking about the Uber driver.

[@tonyakay286]

Thank you Uncle Joey for this podcast. I'm in Alabama and the panic is very real. There's nothing like comic relief from you guys to put everyone at ease. Stay safe out there guys, much love. 🤘

[@Tonz420]

"You're in prison" I laughed at that. Then I realized I was looking in my pantry for stuff to add to my Soups. I guess he's a little right.

[@Tonz420]

@Delta-Jungly 810 lol. Soups and hot cheetos pillow made me laugh way too hard.. Then once it sank in, made me sad.

[@sw0434]

joey really gives some good advice through these podcasts. thanks

[@testosteroneinc.3800]

Can you imagine if the Corona virus tried to get into Joey's lungs? LOL!

[@dreamcatcher6164]

😂😂😂

[@BB-tv8qu]

The virus would be too stoned to be infective

[@bearworldwide101]

Thanks for the shout out to the Flying Jew and Uncle Joey. No worries about us drivers we're doing everything we can possible to bring the things people need as long as folks do not panic buy the stores stay open it makes our jobs easy and most importantly makes the jobs of the overnight crews in stores alot easier. Those folks plus doctors nurses police everyone who cannot take a break right now even our military all working pulling 12 hour plus shifts to keep the country rolling to better serve folks and to also keep people calm. Stay safe everyone I have to keep working I'm next on the weight station. Thanks again Lee and Joey for this uplift keep up the good work and much love to all the church listeners!

[@doodahman2995]

They waved the 70 hr rule here in the Northeast. Delivering groceries. Getting all the hours I can while I can. Stay safe brother. Hammer down!!

[@gamehardy]

Damn lee, ”i have not been puffing as much*wink wink* ” -HAVE YOU NOT GONE TO THE WEEEED STORE!!?

[@etazza1092]

Classical lol

[@TheVFXbyArt]

Listening to this again mid june 2021.

[@blowfishxl7423]

Shiukdve named this episode: Joey Diaz not ready to die. In honor of how much his attitude and life has turned around.

[@blowfishxl7423]

@Tom Myers if you don't get yo Hobbit looking ass away from my comment section I'll be forced to take away your precious.

[@TalkingWithBob]

Uncle Joey, your podcast at the start of the year about changing your life and making it happen, inspired me man I am polishing my videos here on KZbin and putting in the work on being a storytelling filmmaker. Thank you.