The Church:

[@2beJT]

If you ever wondered what it's like to work at a car dealership on a slow day, this podcast is about 85% of it.

[@charlesbaicy3295]

Underrated

[@kylekamins6034]

I had to put the speed to 1.75 because everytime Joey talked I would start falling asleep or lose complete interest 😂 Priceless

[@persesricha]

Hilarious comment

[@deadshot4245]

truth spent a good while at one of the highest rated on the west coast

[@TheSophisticatedSavage]

This is hilarious - Joey's talking to a younger, gayer version of himself

[@chadjiles450]

😂😂 My thoughts exactly

[@PaPaPOVEY]

Kristian James yes that’s great so true.

[@mrbrightside771000]

Your comment, is hilarious. Very well played,

[@tompickrell8786]

Tim is the best half day ever.

[@Tomdawg89]

Lol, I always thought of Tim as a gay Long Island Colin Quinn.

[@redkingoldhero38]

dillon is a monster that rant about the bus tour had me dying

[@Gonk]

Those lucky ppl who had Tim Dillon for a tour guide omg they had the best time ever. :)

[@izzy_515]

The bits abit the russian lady, and Arab guy wanting to stop the bus for coffee where so cultrully accurate

[@colonelkfc33]

Tim Dillon is the funniest rising comedian I've heard in a while. He's killing it lately. He also sells high quality low cost jewellery on the side...

[@Farriorfan]

It sounds like its doing so well that hes gonna stop doing comedy

[@Kahuna_550]

Perfect set stones

[@MichaelWorley]

colonelkfc33 and get takes that money and gets himself a nice dinner at a corporate steakhouse.

[@tkcaapi2876]

i concur....hes instantly funny naturally. drug trenches create the best soldiers. veterans recognise their own. hence the bond between the best REAL comedians

[@andrewlaco1776]

I wonder if he has mood rings...

[@Magic_dawn]

Tim is so right.. "When your poor your luxury item is a nice meal" that one hit home lol

[@auroraborealis13579]

Same 😬

[@weizhongxianfumariobeans7788]

Apparently, when you're poor, you also don't know the difference between your and you're. Shit is rough all around, I guess.

[@gwynneveireland]

I know college grads who still don't know. It's not a poor or rich thing. Grammar Nazis are generally insecure.

[@ComedianMoGreen]

*you're

[@portlandgoose4727]

@@weizhongxianfumariobeans7788 apparently you're a douchbag.

[@bradyhicks1381]

Life in the big city

[@cjtrickstar6060]

While eating a tv dinner

[@Prod_D]

Chi Town > NY ... only real MF’s know

[@weizhongxianfumariobeans7788]

You come home Smoke your marlboro red Take a sip of your plastic cup Wine And you curse at the skies, quietly: "..life in the bigcity.."

[@paulpatterson-o1e]

😂😂

[@TheThejaketucker]

2 NY area meatball sandwiches talkin’ turkey for a while

[@pwr2al4]

Nice

[@BeastieRaj]

idk why i laughed so hard at this! its such a cute litle line

[@tkcaapi2876]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2WslX9pmc99jLc Sandwiches 😁😆👌

[@nmeyers92]

Literally lol

[@DannyLrides]

Tri-state goombas know what’s good

[@etmmlopez]

Tim Dillon is the most important man in comedy right now

[@swagswagimadolphin]

him and Nick Mullen

[@ballislifesouth]

Mike Lopez 🗣🗣🗣

[@justawinddown]

Exactly. Tim Dillon is the guy.

[@waveyjohnson7974]

This has only become more true by the day

[@zaadmaada6666]

G.O.A.T. 100. You been watching bastard radio with them and Louis j? I mean Ari

[@louzer2566]

Tim is 1000 times the comic Brendan Schaub is and Brendan is 1000 times the gay Tim is.

[@herblean825]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ldobbs2384]

Hey that's well said.

[@caseyjones5145]

Dead

[@TheworldengineBeeps]

Brendan also has 1 quarter of the time spent doing comedy. He’s still learning, gay, but beginner comedian

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

@@TheworldengineBeeps then he should go to the open mics like the rest of the amateurs

[@IkeOg]

"Was he that big from eating?" "No. He got big from ice skating"

[@IkeOg]

Nice to hear fat ppl tell the truth... it's what you eat... it's your discipline. No fuckin excuses.

[@onmykids]

I died. He smoked him with that one.

[@saam77]

TIMESTAMP!!

[@conorsaintlouis9790]

I didn't understand the question either? Lol

[@Sarry-Banders999]

saam77 1:09:16

[@timotharcher]

Love the fact, that Tim keeps looking back at the Flying Jew. Sign of deep respect for co-host.

[@scottp.548]

Or....he wants to play hide Lee's salami

[@projektmk1vr6]

@@scottp.548 his pastrami

[@TheThejaketucker]

Lee Joey and Tim ... 850 lbs of fun

[@LittleJacob208]

What ever there combined weight is they got to be over the weight limit.

[@ldobbs2384]

@claudio matamoros Yeah you don't make that joke then underestimate the weight...

[@qcrew2938]

You might be a little low on that

[@almostfallenskater1]

fuck it round that bitch up to 1 000.

[@scotthoover60]

@@almostfallenskater1 1/2 a ton of fun

[@Popcultureandfunn]

Tim Dillons straight no chaser cold view on life and humanity is always refreshing.

[@louzer2566]

U mean gay no chaser

[@RICHERTHANTHEOPPS]

@@louzer2566 tremendous

[@m.w.6526]

Life in the big city

[@ashotoganyan8315]

Do you clean your muffla often?

[@CraigW34v7b9]

Apostrophes are for possession.

[@tekClown]

Tim Dillon and Joey Diaz, this is going to be toasty

[@queefqueefington]

2 guys who dont hold back and arent scared that they hurt some snowflakes feelings🤷🏼‍♂️

[@andrewlaco1776]

Is this how good Xanax feels?

[@queefqueefington]

Andrew Laco If it took away your anxiety and in too big doses you fall asleep then it might be🤷🏼‍♂️

[@colonelspicymustard]

Azlorn Magus two funniest comedians out

[@wolfhammer88]

If there was ever a biopic about Chris Farley. This would be the guy

[@MisterChief1117]

100%

[@FatJesus9mm]

They should make a movie about Tim Dillon by himself then use Chris Farley's brother to make a movie about Chris cuz he led an interesting life to

[@RamonesFan201]

Tim is not gonna be a one trick poney. he's gonna be a BIG STAR!!!

[@Sarry-Banders999]

John G nothing against tim, but i'm sure at this point currently that the chris farley biopic would be more interesting.

[@jackjackthompson5771]

Nahh, he is too cerebral...

[@yusufronco]

tim dillon is on fire. I hope he never goes back to selling mortgages and doing percocet

[@leejohn7423]

Yusuf Ronco he sounds ripped in this interview 😬

[@chanic4621]

Lee Hofmann he’s actually like 3 years sober lol. I think he’s just a bit crazy

[@environmentart]

True, but i'd pay hard cash to hear him gakked out on blow, ranting at 2am in a long island dive bar about how we need to honor our commitment to the people of iraq.

[@spartacus9395]

He’s probably already doing half of that.

[@Prod_D]

It’s not a bad gig. Percocet and mortgages go hand in hand

[@aaronlafond]

I feel like I'm watching a conversation between two guys who are waiting for their shift to end, so they can go home.

[@atomicfrylock]

For real dude always some interlude convos about 30 minutes before shift end

[@aaronlafond]

@@atomicfrylock Exactly! That's why I think Joey Diaz might have found his talent as interviewer.

[@The_Albanian_Syndicate]

In New York the only time you catch employees having a friendly conversation is on payday.

[@colonelspicymustard]

not to be dramatic but this might be my favorite comment ever

[@joe-redacted]

Tim has Joey laughing harder than when Joey tells his own stories... This is great.

[@jaradcook7722]

Joey's first 3 questions: What year did you start? What year did you get on stage? When was the first time you did stand up? Tim Dillon's answer to all 3: 2010

[@matthewworkman6922]

Tried to trip him up, but Timmy's too sharp for him.

[@davez315]

Im 25

[@nativelad9411]

Can you explain this?

[@ComedianMoGreen]

@@nativelad9411 trying to see of he's lying about his comedy origin.

[@calvini2860]

I could see tim honestly reaching louie ck and bill burr level

[@daboss15987]

his stand up is a little rough and it needs work to get to that professional professional level but he’s as good as it gets right now especially on the podcast circuit

[@bluebankrollarmy4384]

On God don't let him get a show then the world will really know

[@michaelj6392]

He’ll implode like a dying sun before he reaches that level and he knows it.

[@macstary9831]

Who cares about how many other people watch him lol just enjoy it bro

[@markcarey67]

He's better than both of those guys - he can rant like Burr but he is better read and has a deeper understanding of politics, history and psychology. Tim is like if someone downloaded the complete works of Robert Anton Wilson into the brain of Chris Farley.

[@MackenzieBrunson]

Joey has such a low register that if I'm in the car blasting my heat or AC I cannot hear him. So, I just freeze or overheat. Totally worth it. Especially with Tim on! That's just life in the big city.

[@samiasad6348]

Mackenzie Brunson I know, he does that whispering-ish sorta thing. So I turn up the radio and then get my ears blown out once the other guy talks.

[@kingsmoke9350]

how you doin baby

[@ivanamicimici]

LIFE IN THE BIG CITY! I feel like Tim would sell a million t shirts with that slogan on them

[@Triple7000]

I thought he's joking about his sub prime mortgage backround. 1 minute later he's explaining the whole era. Love this guy

[@CH-ml4rz]

Tim goes deep into his time at that office in this episode kzbin.info/www/bejne/pp_Fg6CerKZogrc TRULY hilarious

[@headglue1155]

tim dillon is legit the best out there right now. good shit !

[@seshtothedeath]

I’ve never seen Joey sit back and tel someone rant like he did on this podcast. He truly loved listening to Timmy D tell it how it is lol. Am amazing podcast

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

Lee sounded so sad when Joey told him that the 11 points for a bagel doesn't even include cream cheese.

[@zakattack7799]

Lol. Yeh he did.

[@zakattack7799]

Lee was praying that included all the cream cheese. Lol

[@justinthomas4598]

He literally sighed lol

[@AdamDylanFoley]

The flying Jew needs to stop eating food and start eating ass, hes 100lbs over weight..

[@franciscochavez2591]

1:20:40 I was reading ur comment as he said it

[@RedSntDK]

Tim Dillon stocks are on the rise, BUY BUY BUY!

[@SNOTNUF_]

This dudes been on it. He needs to write himself a movie and star in it tbh.

[@nickduffy8919]

I fucking love him and Schultz, I am a northeasterners and they are talking my language

[@Jeremy-ob4gm]

Nufo Snot nah. He excels off the cuff

[@AnonymousFREEZEpOp1]

@@SNOTNUF_ he's this generations Chris Farley but Gay. He has the timing and he does so many hilarious characters. He's a star.

[@Dom-mw8gk]

Tim and Joey are the masters of add reads.

[@JamesDeWeaver]

I miss the days of the 1000mg. edibles w/ Lee and Uncle Joey "stoned to the gills" deep in the murky waters!!

[@Jolinator]

And Uncle Joeys Periscope

[@travistravinyle4207]

Yep the good ol days

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

r.i.p. Pauly Shore hahaha

[@thine_eye]

When Owen Benjamin jumped the fucking fence to get away from the podcast was probably some of the funniest shit ever

[@spikentheneck629]

@@thine_eye Owen "bitch tits" Benjamin is still running! Scared straight 4 real! Dude moved right after the podcast and found jesus... Like a prison inmate, shit gets real and ninjas start reaching! Rip Owen Benjamin

[@atbmob]

Coco Always big upping Stanhope, the streets NEED an uncle Joey and Doug podcast! What’s with that

[@blazedandconfused477]

hear hear

[@TheWardBond]

Stanhope's podcast is unlistenable.

[@ste4742]

Two of my favorite comedians

[@bobbosworld6795]

I give this guy credit just for out talking joey. Thats almost impossible.

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

Was at the early show a few rows in back of the guy who took a straight right. Life in the big city!!

[@ScoundrelSFB]

Oh God I needed this. Been watching Dillon lately and he's my new favorite comic. Love his point of view.

[@crindahouseali5400]

Tim Dillon is too hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NandoGilMetal]

0:09 when you're about to go to sleep but Joey puts up a new podcast

[@ste4742]

Exactly what just happened to me lol

[@NandoGilMetal]

@@ste4742 i refreshed it one last time before bed and then the video popped up saying"1 minute ago" i was like goddammit lol

[@vladkovalskiy]

Tim "I dont smoke but like my marlboro lights" Dillon

[@wantaimbotgoogleflawlessai3407]

No one: Joey Diaz in the intro: HAHAHAHAHA

[@louzer2566]

Bong hit: Joey Diaz intro: HAHAHAHAHA

[@devhueman]

Giving someone a gun and expecting them to bring you back 500 by the end of the day is WILD. 💀💀😭😂😂😂😂

[@DARKW1ZARD616]

*Diabolical* bro 😂

[@ScoundrelSFB]

I love hearing Tims laugh, Joey can break a smile out of anyone.

[@feedthefatrabbit1073]

Lee...You look like an extra from Uncut Gems. TD is my guy.

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

Diaz Dillon tour. I will travel to NYC for that.

[@LeoAveiro]

i'll fly to NYC straight from indonesia for that.

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

@Imight Realperson did you listen to the podcast where Tim explains his tenure as an NYC bus tour guide?

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

@Imight Realperson A. them giving a tour of a city they are both intimately familiar with and have endless stories about. B. A tour doesn't imply you're going across the country. You can give someone a tour of the shack you live in. Got it? The people thumbs upping knew exactly what I was talking about.

[@jamessheen3959]

I'll fly from Jupitar!!

[@thor335]

Tim Dillon is like a comedy cousin of Joey. I am glad this conversation happened.

[@travistravinyle4207]

Love Tim Dillon couldn't click faster

[@Dylan-bh7ts]

October 2023- I miss podcasts pre Covid. We're past the height of comedy podcasts which is why I'm back here enjoying an old Church

[@naomicouldashouldawoulda9794]

i love how even Joey is listening intently to Tim bc he is just that funny

[@chas7183]

Tim Dillon and Uncle Joey together is absolute gold. These guys are funny as hell.

[@Dim1x]

I need these two to make a Food and Travel show on Discovery ASAP

[@peppino1961]

Tim Dillon was on fire on this one. One of the funniest guests on the show. They have great chemistry together. These old Church episodes are great.

[@Tony2times714]

Tim Dillon you're just a real dude - thanks for the laughs 🤜🤛 uncle Joe and Lee - another great podcast ✊

[@redpalace2494]

I'm not sure I've ever seen two guys with better chemistry. I know this gets said about everybody, but these two should do a podcast together once a week.

[@michaelborowiec7984]

Can we please have a follow up, this is an iconic duo

[@zachchrist9343]

Tim went on uncle Joey's joint 10 months ago

[@anon667]

Been waiting for Tim on here!! Two legends!

[@pwr2al4]

Tim Dillon is what you get if Artie Lange and Joey Diaz had an enormous baby together.

[@jerrythomas1161]

Artie and Chris Farley

[@justinturner8219]

Chris Farley and Alex Jones son.

[@mickoholland1]

This is one of the best podcasts ive ever listened to. Brilliant!

[@atherton7662]

“Not today pig” 😂😂😂😂

[@gloryinfinita5380]

Ti'm's comment about the Russian's "they have beautiful blue eyes but no soul". So true.

[@CZRXCZR]

More TD! This guy throws heat vía flamethrower in every podcast! 🔥 🎧

[@shamusosullivan5650]

Love rewatching the show. Thanks Uncle Joey!

[@DERSAMIR]

these two guys have a great synergie together.

[@edp4445]

My wife’s on deployment and shit gets hard to get thru somedays, always tap in with the church when I’m feeling down

[@redline9579]

Bum ass send your wife to war.. shoulda been u don't worry women don't due shit in the military. But they always getting it off with the guys as we'll

[@ouyoungbae]

If you see an asian pop a shroomtech

[@jacenbruni3413]

hahha, that shit was wrong and so funny, Uncle Joey can still make me do a double take.

[@feedthefatrabbit1073]

Flushing, Queens. I'm OD'ed on Shitake powder, homie.

[@jacenbruni4184]

Feed the Fat Rabbit Coming at you from BK,, neigbbor ! Tremendous!

[@toxicpickle5339]

Andrew Ou just for good measure

[@nickmorris9311]

😂😂😂

[@Janhustle]

"I'm gonna do the carnivore diet!" 1:15:46

[@SuperHoneyOil]

Lee not being on camera is depressing AF. No one cares that he’s really fat. No fan cares, although by not showing himself he shows how much his weight bugs him.

[@Unknown-Ways]

Fr Is Really Concerning Tho

[@billybuttons4298]

Yeah if he's going to talk throughout the show then he needs to put the camera on himself. When he's talking and we just see the blank stare of one of the other guys it's weird.

[@JohnSmith-fh5du]

peaks and valleys. he is just in the valley at the moment but he'll come good

[@GamerWordDotNet]

Poor fat bastard. I remember the last time he showed himself on camera and the comments ate him up.

[@EminemLovesGrapes]

Dude, he's single, the bagels don't even include the cream on weight watchers. He doesn't stand a chance!

[@HDitzzDH]

1:15:49 That voice absolutely killed me lmao 💀

[@S87yt]

"they all have deep machete scars on their faces" lmao

[@georgimihalkov4781]

The biggest savages in comedy together at last! You know the guest is good when Joey lets him talk so much!

[@NickFouladi11]

Tim Dillon = Grown up Eric Cartman!🤣

[@Jay.Lombardii]

12:40 is golden 😂 You know you’re comedy when you got Diaz laughing his ass off

[@yodythewoadie]

"You're like a slob, it's great!

[@schmeebo8753]

who else laughs when you hear joeys deep wheeze start 47:01

[@HJ-jy7fw]

"I got 26 action points. That means I can eat 3 pieces of pizza before midnight".

[@scottp.548]

After a chili dinner, haha

[@LarryLegend760]

im about to start watching now..... but these are the 2 funniest people on the planet imo..... cant wait to see their chemistry

[@AnUnrulyKurd]

take a shot every time tim says “yeah” and you’ll die of alcohol poisoning lol

[@theresawarren3318]

Thank u Coco been waiting for Tim Dillon ❤😘💋😍 he's 1 of my favorites right behind u

[@jsp7218]

The podcast synergy I didn't know I needed

[@greggoryz10]

So stoked for this!! 🙌

[@ChilsonTV]

oh hell yeah, the two realest people on the internet finally together

[@SleepydooodASMR]

This is one of the best episodes of any podcast lol

[@MegaSevenify]

Tim Dillon is everything i wanted Vince Vaughn to be

[@TheViolator91]

Dude. Yes.

[@Sneak248]

Hitting that bong of det right in the beginning. Tremendous!

[@MikeGTR]

I telemarketed cigars at that place on Sunset in 1998 It was called Mirage Cigar Co.

[@ryanmac7548]

Nothing better then a 5:11 AM upload. Thank you Joey

[@sunnysanjo]

The fact that this starts off with a bong rip is hilarious

[@JohnMathewHernandez]

The first comedy gig Tim Dillon was referring to was inside of Rivercenter Mall/The Shops at Rivercenter, at the Comedy Club in San Antonio!

[@wch7251]

“It’s a good machine.”

[@agent_ninety9]

Thats so true about NYC. There's so many talented people with nyu that are doing the tour buses. People i know. I think you have to be extremely talented but you have to hustle like Tim said.

[@PraiseTheLord-JesusChrist]

Lee Syatt should trademark his half laughter in the background. I reckon he could earn millions with that.

[@_wknd]

god man we need more of these two

[@nickverbus1494]

Tim's the best!

[@AnthonySal]

The amount of times Dillon says “YEAH” and “RIGHT” during/after other people talk is fucking hilarious. So bad.

[@FarmersMelon]

All love from MD!

[@jasonyount6036]

I love to here these two talk about life and NYC etc. Tremendous! Who’s better than us?

[@gladiatorscoops]

I really want to set my messenger ring to Lee's giggle.

[@leapyear9460]

Makin mondays great again!! Thanks guys laughed so much many thanks 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@yungmano]

best podcast in a long time

[@SuperAlexMck]

This is still a great rewatch. Love the old Church podcasts

[@MrLilpaul3]

Damn he got tim dillon on here?! Get nick mullen on here next lol

[@dbag3345]

& Gillis

[@TheSophisticatedSavage]

Who

[@justpettet3506]

@@TheSophisticatedSavage gay

[@simonh9987]

lol i cant see mullen and joey having good chemistry tbh

[@jaysmokin8559]

Wow this is the first time I've seen the whole podcast and it's just a gem that seems to be ridiculously underrated

[@casualwater698]

This is the best weight watchers ad I've ever seen. Joey needs to save this until they're paying him to say it.

[@JorgeDavidReyesArboleda]

This duo is GOLD!!!