Lee is stressing out thinking he’s gonna get kidnapped from that dealer to get Joey to pay his debt
@A_Man_In_His_Van4 жыл бұрын
Lol probably are.
@Rawyalty2204 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@codyroberts99934 жыл бұрын
@Life With Honor the Jew noises are so real bro hahahaha
@ctand914 жыл бұрын
omg hahhaha
@millermfbadaaa68884 жыл бұрын
@Life With Honor I died when u hit that roast sesh on his ass 😂😂😂🤣 Lmfaaaoooo
@azeled67444 жыл бұрын
Lee: You snorted ALL of it??? Joey: Ya know Lee...
@jasoncardwell85354 жыл бұрын
The disappointment in his voice... He understands he's a animal.
@luminous69694 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@sangawaldron53994 жыл бұрын
🚊🤣☠️
@jkell86374 жыл бұрын
Teh Modest Mouse u weren’t there so how would u know
@thepersonwithaface454 жыл бұрын
@Teh Modest Mouse okay "teh modest mouse"
@Benderthegr8654 жыл бұрын
This guy has more stories than Walt Disney
@DegenCash4 жыл бұрын
Finn The dog they’re bullshit
@Benderthegr8654 жыл бұрын
@@DegenCash I know
@rckism41984 жыл бұрын
yep, the majority are bullshit. a lot of the time they're entertaining, funny stories though.
@Doorito_4 жыл бұрын
You obviously haven't seen the documentary lol Every one he talks about that's still living backed up his stories
@howey9354 жыл бұрын
Bigger fairy tales aswell
@youflaw32854 жыл бұрын
Joey is the only person that does a podcast but whisper as if he doesn't want everybody to hear him. WTH lol
@davehock19764 жыл бұрын
It makes ppl think they dont wanna miss what hes saying
@upstylo4 жыл бұрын
And hes hella old school mang....thats how they did...my dad does the same thang....his story telling is so much like my dad
@davehock19764 жыл бұрын
@Nathan Bracey " YEA NOT THAT MOTHAFUCKIN SUSQUEHANNA WEED JOE ROGAN"
@newthrash12214 жыл бұрын
Sho Lom It’s a way of growing up. Whispering like that means respect because you want the person you’re talking to to listen to everything you saying.
@AColonDashSix4 жыл бұрын
C W that’s true. I feel like Joey just does it naturally tho because he came up with those types of people.
@goonscott36434 жыл бұрын
“She got the body of a thoroughbred” lmao 😂
@thismothafuckasaid73044 жыл бұрын
Ya, that's an old NYC street phrase. Older guys used to always say that, back in day
@chesterthesniper4 жыл бұрын
@@thismothafuckasaid7304 isn't that a horse breed?
@thismothafuckasaid73044 жыл бұрын
@@chesterthesniper Ya, but guys jokingly said it about girls who were built w/ great looking genetics too
@Pure_KodiakWILD_Power4 жыл бұрын
"Thoroughbred" is a compliment, through and through.
@finished62673 жыл бұрын
I say that about my wife. Face of a horse , body of a thoroughbred. Through and through. She's a winner, could break a hockey stick over her ass, not even a flinch.
@Ten0chtl14 жыл бұрын
Joey over here pulling Jedi mind tricks..."its water under the bridge" 😂😂😂🤣
@JohnDoeTheGoodGuy4 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said that.
@MrJuhs913 жыл бұрын
what can u do? :D
@jackmehoffe9372 Жыл бұрын
"This is not the coke head you're looking for"
@boyznthewoodz770 Жыл бұрын
100,000 in 1986 is 270,000 today. That is an ungodly amount of cocaine
@andrewt0134 жыл бұрын
i simple man i see joey and cocaine i click
@lastbitofyeast36434 жыл бұрын
Big Andy why you typing like you speak like a caveman. “I simple man ,I see Joey and cocaine I click” read it out loud and see what I’m talkin about lol
@EddyG0rdo4 жыл бұрын
For real haha great story telling
@andrewt0134 жыл бұрын
@@lastbitofyeast3643 i am armenia
@andrewt0134 жыл бұрын
@@lastbitofyeast3643 no man of cave
@retrogoon71824 жыл бұрын
“Why use lot words when few do trick” headass
@dsndansegovnetwork40543 жыл бұрын
I will never get tired of hearing his stories
@Lh4nzi4 жыл бұрын
Joey drops gems, like a jeweler with parkinsons - propper legend
@jasoncardwell85354 жыл бұрын
The metaphor 🎯🎯🎯
@m3dia954 жыл бұрын
Lol
@x_angel874 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment of the year damn
@floridaman13714 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 👌🏼
@18aplateindoors4 жыл бұрын
Ba da dann *drumbeat*
@EcuaKillaclan4 жыл бұрын
This guys is a real example of just live every day like it’s your last, and if you don’t die you will have a shit ton of stories to tell when u get old.
@joeyjuiice3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been on a Joey Diaz story binge and I’m loving every second of it.
@captainstabbin41724 жыл бұрын
It was 86 in snowmass village and snowy joey was looking for some action!!!
@a.g.pennypacker47424 жыл бұрын
“Mr Syatt are you checking out today??” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@maruu7776 ай бұрын
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve come back to these videos. At the end of the day I just love listening to coco talk. Hope he’s around for a long time.
@garrettmcdonald25284 жыл бұрын
if i take a bump it turns into an 8 ball!! lmfaooooo
@K1forMVP4 жыл бұрын
Lucky for me i've never liked Cocaine. I've tried it a handful of times and I hate how it drips and instantly numbs your throat, it only lasts about 15-25 minutes before you need more which is a whole other aspect about it I didn't like. I just never understood the love affair people have with cocaine. Opiates on the other hand are my jam. I absolutely loved opiates with a passion. Norco's, Percs, Roxys or time release Oxy or Morphine. Opiates give you a feeling that's indescribable but you have to be careful with them or you quickly become addicted. If you have really good self discipline and can keep yourself from getting phyically dependent on them by say only using them on weekends or just a couple times a month then their is no better drug induced Euphoria in the world.
@garrettmcdonald25284 жыл бұрын
Opiates are no bueno. I’m 2 years clean from Xanax rn I still party with some shit but I don’t do opiates or benzos theyre terrivle
@ArizonaAkinTv4 жыл бұрын
Lee did that 8 x 12 math hella fast he always looks pretty blazed but dude is quick
@09scottyy4 жыл бұрын
im glad someone noticed it haha
@FitSquadron274 жыл бұрын
Come on bro it's a basic times table...doesnt really matter how much weed you smoke cuz it should be in your long-term memory from when you were a kid in school...and trust me I know my way around a battie, bong, and blunt
@JedmcCj-uq5dw4 жыл бұрын
😂 dude thats third grade math.
@Pure_KodiakWILD_Power4 жыл бұрын
Pfft, I've always been good at math, and he was a little quicker than average. It's not like it was _easy_ easy math, 2x4, 10x12, 6x5....
@JedmcCj-uq5dw4 жыл бұрын
@@Pure_KodiakWILD_Power if you think 12×8 isn't easy math then you were never good at math. Takes a half a second.
@competetodefeat46104 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is on my short list of people I'd like to sit around and get baked with and exchange stories from the good old days.
@BobetoSlim4 жыл бұрын
"Uhuh... ya. Ya. Ooh ya, yep. Mhmm. Uhuuh uhuuh, UHUUH".....
@linzykaching14 жыл бұрын
Bobeto Slim bruh I didn’t notice till I read your comment. Fuck ya
@lordsmithio4 жыл бұрын
I know, it ruins it.
@julive5654 жыл бұрын
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ jeeezuz
@kevinquartemont23134 жыл бұрын
So annoying.
@mendoza9003 жыл бұрын
That was starting to irritate me as well. Shut up and listen to the story.
@CrazyConstantin4 жыл бұрын
Joey has to speak up, I always have to blast my phone to full volume on any podcast he's on, then someone like Joe Rogan responds and I have to turn it down instantly. But other times Joey's screaming out of his mind lmao
@mr.anonymous55014 жыл бұрын
All Lee would have to do is run the audio through a compressor, that would make it much easier to listen to. If he was an actual producer, he'd be sitting taking notes on the show, times to go to to do things with, but he's not, he's basically just a side kick for Joey. He can't even switch between the camera angles properly.
@zenmindstate1104 жыл бұрын
Yeah he kinda mumbles while the mic’s low.
@themissinglightninglink4 жыл бұрын
It's because he needs to keep the mic about a fist away from his face and he doesn't do that properly. Everybody knows that's the #1 rule in podcasting duh!
@von...4 жыл бұрын
@@mr.anonymous5501 big big facts right here. you could dead ass mix everyone else into a bus and then throw a sidechain compressor on it connected to joeys channel and it would work 75% of the time except when he gets extra hyped lmaoooo
@alexandrewillstrop62324 жыл бұрын
joey yells* , mom* "Turn it down!!" i turn down volume. joey starts whispering, turn volume up* joey starts yelling
@Xk_Mike2 жыл бұрын
Joey is giving young ones like me alot of guidance in plenty of ways he's helping people go through their own shit
@jamiemoore25504 жыл бұрын
I'd love it if uncle joey done the audio books for the gangsters/dealers autobiographies it'd be awesome
@joshlewis5754 жыл бұрын
That is a great business idea
@jamiemoore25504 жыл бұрын
@@joshlewis575 it'd be great listening to him reading casino or good fellas for example, I'd want them all....
@johnvollat4 жыл бұрын
It would be great but honestly most people can't stand reading for audiobooks. 10 takes on every line bullshit.
@aprlv67324 жыл бұрын
Joey diaz is my number 1 draft pick for the one guy you’d wanna have with you to get you outta a bad situation lol
@62calum4 жыл бұрын
lol what a guy who would rat you out and rob you blind? he is a scumbag.
@JorgePizarroFilms4 жыл бұрын
“I knew they were grapes.they couldn’t wait!” Lmao
@Lokilowkey9784 жыл бұрын
I feel like if it wasn’t for Diaz personality he would’ve been green lighted a long time ago.
@peacegawd51924 жыл бұрын
BIG green light 😂😂
@MrBoothyboy19884 жыл бұрын
Dealers don’t give a fuck about your personality. He’s just a pathological liar
@chode-i-dis41194 жыл бұрын
@Vadim VeeVoit wow someones been hurt a lot and is sad abt ehere they are in life?😂😂😂
@michaelr.48784 жыл бұрын
@@MrBoothyboy1988 - Exactly. He is a pathological liar. The guy is SO full of crap that it isn't funny. He tells other people's stories a lot too. Maybe this story is partially true..but only if you knock two 0's from every amount he owed. haha
@leonaero84 жыл бұрын
He’s a bullshitter man ppl get killed for half the shit
@MASTEROZZY3454 жыл бұрын
"Well how'd yuh feel?" "What;Today?" Lol
@jamiebird73753 жыл бұрын
Full feature length Joey Diaz movie would be incredible Goodfellas style, narrated by Joey👏👌
@zoober81584 жыл бұрын
took me a fat dab and im ready to start the morning w uncle joey
@FUBARguy1074 жыл бұрын
Hardly lol. A dab is a joke compared to cocaine.
@VincentGonzalezVeg4 жыл бұрын
@@FUBARguy107 drop a dab as big as a watermelon on some nails and get the green tea
@dillztilp3573 жыл бұрын
@@FUBARguy107 bruh
@AK-ru3yo4 жыл бұрын
Any story involving coke from Joey Diaz is a good story
@OldWorldNY4 жыл бұрын
Real street stories are the best man. True content 👏
@LIYW4 жыл бұрын
Dude doing coke at people's apartments had me crying.
@RileyWuzzHere4 жыл бұрын
Story time with Uncle Joey! Always look forward to this! ✊🏽
@b3astlyify4 жыл бұрын
Either Joey has lived the most interesting life ever, or he is the worlds greatest story teller.
@gregorywilliams5606 Жыл бұрын
Take it from me, another former addict. HE IS 100 PERCENT SPITTING FACTS!!!!!
@gavinhell4597 Жыл бұрын
Both
@joeyboes7771 Жыл бұрын
I believe him
@Liam0215 ай бұрын
You’re just not from that life if you doubt him.
@b3astlyify5 ай бұрын
@@Liam021 I'm not saying anything conclusive, generally I do believe him actually
@Silkk1213824 жыл бұрын
...Lee: "you're like the Bernie Madoff of coke"
@charlesharsha45684 жыл бұрын
Best line
@jasong95024 жыл бұрын
I use to do one bump and that’s it, my friend however barricades the door after 5 minutes
@jaczekdertuerke4 жыл бұрын
@gaogle censors lol
@2S2F14 жыл бұрын
gaogle censors your flexing about snorting cocaine.
@mitchellarmyguy25154 жыл бұрын
Imagine a man trying to convince you of the pros and cons of snorting meth vs cocaine 😂😂😂😳😳
@jaczekdertuerke4 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellarmyguy2515 my thoughts exactly
@jasong95024 жыл бұрын
When ya don’t get your stuff from the jungle with chunks of wire in it, I would imagine it would be stepped on hard!
@nbolden244 жыл бұрын
This nigga never run out of stories
@St.Maurice4 жыл бұрын
I love these stories. I feel like I'm sitting at a campfire in summer camp!!!
@walterwhite31434 жыл бұрын
Happy Saturday Peeps ✌🏻 Have a good one x
@Raww1RS4 жыл бұрын
Have a good night Walter white!
@TheSilkSatinSultan4 жыл бұрын
joey is gonna go down as one of the greats in stand up history
@barrykelly56614 жыл бұрын
TheSilkSatinSultan Joey is gonna go down bye RICO if he doesn’t stay quiet 💯💯💯🤔
@seangrabowski31424 жыл бұрын
Mmmm no, his podcast where he talks about drug use are entertaining, but podcast are not standup. His standup is shiiite
@minekush1138 Жыл бұрын
@@barrykelly5661 I don't think Rico existed when this took place
@m19petersen2 жыл бұрын
I listen to Joey all the time, this is one of his best clips, this man really spelling out the game
@mountainman61723 жыл бұрын
Such a great storyteller. He's truly lived life!
@robv84084 жыл бұрын
I could care less about about the percentage of truth in these stories. All i know is that they are 100 percent entertaining. Keep them coming Joey. I have a feeling it's closer to the truth.
@alphonseguzman77744 жыл бұрын
Joey stories are coming to life for these two guys.
@alexacosta21404 жыл бұрын
Hearing Joey talk about him being a paranoid coke head, makes me realize how true that is. Every dealer or addict I know is stupid paranoid. It’s not even funny.
@jessieb93844 жыл бұрын
@@koronomoa3582 A lot of them are smarter than you think look at uncle joey dude has been through everything and has managed to make a good living talking about it
@marklewen44014 жыл бұрын
Coke high SUCKS....club drugs so much better.
@reterumstrict1091 Жыл бұрын
@@marklewen4401 ur getting shitty stuff then
@jackmehoffe9372 Жыл бұрын
It's a bit funny
@peakster024 жыл бұрын
Joey's a great storyteller!
@ikapoop4 жыл бұрын
Joey " let me tell yu something " Diaz
@tititdora3 жыл бұрын
"I had nothing, I barley had food in the fucking house " 😭😭😭😭
@MostDopeClick4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love when Joey Diaz has the same bong as you sitting there.
@Thereisonlyonefrankdatank3 жыл бұрын
How Joey is still alive is beyond me but Im glad he is, hope he stays away from that shit
@BaNoodles9992 жыл бұрын
Back in the day I guarantee that it was a blessing for him to get a good nights sleep living underneath that much stress
@broadwaybiz2114 жыл бұрын
I love this guy u gotta respect his honesty
@AikawaMartialArts3 жыл бұрын
I'm cheap 😅🤣🤣 2 big macs and a blunt. Now I'm 15$ in debt.
@dannydelao3754 жыл бұрын
“I used to have fun” 😂😂😂😂
@michaelcorleone9934 жыл бұрын
Man this guy is truly entertaining
@idgaf12414 жыл бұрын
Michael Corleone ikr, I can clip on any Diaz content & I’m entertained
@Dontcutitoff4 жыл бұрын
Lee: how does the whole opperation work Joey: well see ill be down at the comedy store.
@reddemunn4 жыл бұрын
Lee's in space at the end.
@TheLoveInYourEar4 жыл бұрын
I'm family with rispoli my cuz Sal. Much respect for that tee-shirt
@kylepeter68624 жыл бұрын
Imagine if his story's became a movie or a series
@elvisbosak71544 жыл бұрын
Actually it did.Muenchausen tales.
@chewydagunner71824 жыл бұрын
"Reefer is the way" THE TRUTH
@kevincowan26394 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is so good at telling a story haha I get so drawn in
@mobd1894 жыл бұрын
I want Joey Diaz to lean over my nose while I'm asleep...and tell me a joke with his morning breath.
@fiddyoda4 жыл бұрын
Haha holy fuck thanks for that picture.
@connorthom15223 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh
@ctmclean69434 жыл бұрын
Joey " it was just terrible" Diaz
@JELKEK Жыл бұрын
Joey lived the plot of Uncut Gems and survived to tell about it
@pjom41913 жыл бұрын
Lee at the end 🤣🤣
@bruceshane7953 жыл бұрын
Joey "This coke was beautiful" Diaz
@5thgen6914 жыл бұрын
Lmfao shut up lee 10:25 😂😂
@Lmaoooohi4 жыл бұрын
This is an amazing video 😂💀
@JesusEsNegro4 жыл бұрын
0:15 when she licks the muffla
@yetigriff4 жыл бұрын
Elephants subsonic foot talk is easier to understand than Joey.
@JohnDoe-zw5og4 жыл бұрын
“Bing! Gone.”
@maliciouspig84944 жыл бұрын
10:30 i feel ya
@djwavvyray19993 жыл бұрын
I literally imagined tony furgeson throwing bows and kicks at a fire place and it disintegrating lmao
@reubencohen82694 жыл бұрын
Just realized I have the same bong as Joey lmao
@thomascarrillo45484 жыл бұрын
Lee is saying “I’m gonna diiiee!!!” 😬
@alphonseguzman77744 жыл бұрын
The way these guys are about to have a stroke over Joey's story time makes me think that these are his adopted sons.. or he gave them some of that concentrated THC
@Tbcz4 жыл бұрын
Haven't heard a joey diaz coke story in some months
@comtruise20014 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz best coke stories
@aleiterful4 жыл бұрын
It was the winter of 86
@jonahjoy54634 жыл бұрын
Joey "so this was 1986" Diaz
@didisaythat42303 жыл бұрын
No doubt. "So this is 1986." "Remember, now. This is 1986." "Keep in mind, this is 1986."
@lyndrel034 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is probably the greatest story teller of all time. Fuck Dr. Seuss, shakespeare, and Tony Robbins, this man here has it figured out
@CrazySC8334 жыл бұрын
LOL Love Joey. Joey is breathin air from 5 different area codes.
@grudeman4 жыл бұрын
Joey is such a good story teller, if if they are just stories 😂
@alexiantonatos73404 жыл бұрын
People saying joeys a liar because he would of been killed for owing so much money. He might be lying or exaggerating but not for that reason because he said it was guys who made money legally and wanted to get into the coke business because it was the new thing at that time and the market was flooded, which is true from other sources i.e. documentaries. So i could believe him more because he's a young cuban from new jersey living in a small town in Colorado where he actually looks the part of someone connected in the coke business so these legit business men are looking at coke as a get rich quick scheme and joey is a great salesman so i could definitely see this type of stuff happening back then. I dont know for a fact if its all true but if you break his story down its more believable than not in my opinion. Now if he said he was doing this to cartel or mafia members and ripping them off then obviously thats not believable but the way he tells it it seems like it could happen especially in the early to mid 80's.
@7018dreamsАй бұрын
The most Joey Diaz title ever!
@patrickcarrillo7143 жыл бұрын
Joey is like a salesman for cocaine And it's very compelling
@julianross10844 жыл бұрын
14:56 crying 😭 😂
@acebell2524 жыл бұрын
This is 100% how it happens.
@KNOTHEADMedia3 жыл бұрын
A GOAT and a GAWD
@OrganicHealer4 жыл бұрын
Holy shiz. This guy Joey, he should have his own reality show, and he should recreate these stories
@jasonyoung30704 жыл бұрын
Id love to hear storys from ppl who used to buy coke from joey
@barrykelly56614 жыл бұрын
If hear coke one more time I’m going to get some right now 😂😂😂😂😂
@marklewen44014 жыл бұрын
Idk how anybody does 40k of coke? Ive done every drug,and after doing the 3rd bump of coke,nothing really happens except your ears go numb,and u wanna drink more....waste of money. Now if u give me 130 mg if mdma and 2 caps of g,thats a new ball game.
@blackkkabllakkcaa2 жыл бұрын
@@marklewen4401 just keep drinking and bumping and it keeps making you electrified
@mrtony12893 Жыл бұрын
Send up 18 eggs bacon everything…. I come back to this video on occasion for a good laugh
@STORM09853 жыл бұрын
Mann definitely can relate..had big plans plenty of time and just said fuck it partying the night before. Horrible existence.
@keysersoze85504 жыл бұрын
Joey was a grimmy mf lol
@mtlmenace85904 жыл бұрын
Damn that crazy one of my good friend got killed cuz he owed 100k.. this man know who to finess
@seangrabowski31424 жыл бұрын
Mtl Menace or it never happened, dude does have a way with lies. I mean words...words
@ggmedina11884 жыл бұрын
Sean Grabowski ya ain’t never been in the business so why comment on it
@seangrabowski31424 жыл бұрын
You’re so cool bro, VICE wants to do an interview with you.
@ggmedina11884 жыл бұрын
Sean Grabowski so does your mother but that’s not gonna happen either.
@jordanjames43374 жыл бұрын
@@ggmedina1188 🤣🤣..no reply
@paleamigo85753 жыл бұрын
"The Bernie Madoff of coke"🤣🤣🤣
@chrisw51504 жыл бұрын
My palms are sweating
@johnmcdaid79754 жыл бұрын
Joey D missed Thanksgiving!! 😁😁 tremendous!! 😁😁😁
@LorenzoMarch4 жыл бұрын
You're crazy Joey
@kesuya4 жыл бұрын
Joey should do a write a movie called 1986 because so much happened that year, it's unbelievable.
@Turk_20234 жыл бұрын
Him explaining that would be great in a scorsese montage