Joey's laugh is like a 1984 car running from the police screeching it's tires.
@MrKinkysloth4 жыл бұрын
Joey laughs like a car trying to start when it’s flooded lol!!!
@chinonino56534 жыл бұрын
Oh shit 81 like hajahajjajajajaa
@westcoastfinests26724 жыл бұрын
I’m fucking dead
@user-eb9hy4yq6m4 жыл бұрын
Buhhhruhhhhh !!!! That’s fucking spot on !!
@jamesburke86814 жыл бұрын
Omfggggg
@turdfurg474 жыл бұрын
"How old where you when you were in the 8th grade" joey "12,13,14 years old" that's not him guessing those are all the years he was in 8th grade 😆
@bandccoresohio4 жыл бұрын
I believe it too!
@lalilulelosnake28964 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@goat5044 жыл бұрын
joshua weik your jealous you’ll never be as successful as him lmao your probably a boring ass person too
@badeugenecops47414 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Good one.
@ryanwalker29003 жыл бұрын
If u 12 in the 8th grade you smart
@Ryan-em1sv4 жыл бұрын
0:23 Joey almost inhaled his face mask😂
@mapacheortiz63864 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐔
@zantastic50683 жыл бұрын
when you skrtt off 🤣
@harriporter80442 жыл бұрын
Like it ain’t nuttin
@rap4life9614 жыл бұрын
So high I'm thinking Joeys mask looks more like a bird beak. When he inhales there's that little peak 😂
@ogslabsam42024 жыл бұрын
I see that shit too 😂😂😂
@sassythesasquatch15714 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck XD
@mapacheortiz63864 жыл бұрын
That ain't no birdie that's a gawd dayum CoCo Diaz Vulture😅🦅
@HitRockBoglim4 жыл бұрын
4:33 Confirmed, he is bird
@denny7203 жыл бұрын
KZbin's comment section be so lit when I'm stoned lol
@blakebramley91712 жыл бұрын
I love how Joey’s pranks are literally just crimes 😂
@jimmydabutler90223 жыл бұрын
"We had him drinking, smoking dope...he was a great kid." Uncle Joey is a tremendous father 😂
@buddymcshreds52844 жыл бұрын
Town where I went to high school had a giant water fountain at the library. We used to fill up trash bags with powder laundry detergent and hop out at the stoplight and dump it in the fountain. Would seriously make a football field size mountain of bubbles. Never got old.
@philipreedwallace4 жыл бұрын
Buddy McShreds I’ve done that. We had soap suds stopping traffic . They got rid of that fountain quick!!
@TheSinaloaCartel4 жыл бұрын
Haha ! I did that here in The city in Sydney 🇦🇺there’s a big ass water fountain and we all got drunk and stole a bunch of bottles of bubble bath and put it in the fountain and it foamed up so much. There was foam coming up from the drains and pouring out of the fountain all over the roads and shit. Funniest shit I’ve ever done. 😂😂😂
@TheSinaloaCartel4 жыл бұрын
Dahrk One 😂😂 You know that big ass fountain near town hall. Across from woolies.
@davidpetersen64254 жыл бұрын
That'd an old one everyone does if they had a fountain.. Still giggle worthy...
@mr.randomvideos29284 жыл бұрын
That’s awesome and the stories are too. I’m 40 and gotta try it now. Haha. I’m in Vegas so how much would I need for The Bellagio? Haha
@victorgalvan91744 жыл бұрын
Joey needs a bigger mask tho 😂
@vladtepes7234 жыл бұрын
Lmfao he needs an old school scuba diver helmet 😂😂
@zj27074 жыл бұрын
Joey needs to take the fucking mask off you fucking bitch. How brainwashed are you fucking people.
@vladtepes7234 жыл бұрын
Z J oh here we go😒😒😒😒
@vladtepes7234 жыл бұрын
Wus Poppin Mayne oh believe me we see he looks like an idiot with that shit on cause it doesn’t fit him but I’m positive the moron above my comment is talking about conspiracy bullshit
@vladtepes7234 жыл бұрын
Wus Poppin Mayne people have the right to worry about their healthy wether some do or don’t he cares about his health that’s why he wear that shit not because he is a sheep dudes got family to worry about
@dt62004 жыл бұрын
Starting my Day with Uncle Diaz. Bless his soul.
@abrahamcuevas36634 жыл бұрын
Unanimous Dude same bro
@lsnation47374 жыл бұрын
Same few bong hits and some joey daiz before work
@dt62004 жыл бұрын
@@lsnation4737 Low-key Same dude, Have a good day at work, and Take care of yourself.
@unite42784 жыл бұрын
On my way to work listening to my boy
@dt62004 жыл бұрын
@@unite4278 That's the right way to do so.
@Skinz19754 жыл бұрын
0:20 Tremendous!
@PierceBaxter4 жыл бұрын
That fuckin laugh!!
@mapacheortiz63864 жыл бұрын
T-Rex mode activated
@arthurfonzarelli98284 жыл бұрын
Why do I love this man so much? Oh I know it's stories like this
@devinscott86804 жыл бұрын
Lee's "Oh no.." always gets me before uncle Joey tells a story.
@jaacielgarcia69094 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laugh this morning uncle Joey
@T1MBERWVLF2 жыл бұрын
Joey's youthful energy is so chaotic
@cainbandz78754 жыл бұрын
Lee syatt:" mmmmm hmmhhm hmmhhmh"
@husle2theend4 жыл бұрын
Must of been some good coke. To have u hearing fish crying lmfaoooo. let me get some of that lol
@devriestown4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@kenny90210434 жыл бұрын
The part where Joey says you can throw the garbage men 20 bucks to take your couch is true. As a resident of Bergen county NJ I can confirm this 🤣
@shaunengle2 жыл бұрын
SJ too lol
@caiuspostumiusturrinus10244 жыл бұрын
17:13 okay yeah whatever fantasy Frank...
@youngboss90604 жыл бұрын
Maan😂 hes the type of guy to always wanna one up somebodys story
@robaskins59164 жыл бұрын
You had me dying the whole time 💯😭 thank you so much for putting this together and putting it out there. Dirty Jersey here
@GooniesNeverSayDie19803 жыл бұрын
“WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!”😳 I rewound Coco’s “Bike Handlebars Story” like 20 times, my jaws are sore & I’m on the verge of puking due to me laughing so hard....😁😆😂🤢🤣 To know that kid knew what was about to happen & had enough time to look at & scream at Coco right before the kid’s body flips over the handlebars....👀🤕
@wecre8sound6523 жыл бұрын
4:14 Bring back the pillsbury doughboy
@MobbKeith3 жыл бұрын
Lee died?
@binkkz26594 жыл бұрын
As a sanitation worker from jersey I’d definitely take your couch for 20 bills
@johnnydwadd57304 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is this countries best kept secret in comedy.... Bravo !!!!
@MasterGuero4 жыл бұрын
3:28 lmao classic Joey. A circle lmao
@unclejemima83532 жыл бұрын
4:37 made me choke on my pizza lmao
@jarvissdot77003 жыл бұрын
joeys stories are the best he needs to be a writer for movies if hes not already doing it 🤙😂🤣
@Gabriel-qx8xc Жыл бұрын
5:41 that's how the fish sounded lol 😂
@drummonbass4 жыл бұрын
How good must that coke have been if you could hear fish screaming 🤣🤣🤣
@timothybowie37282 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@drewheinzketchup3692 жыл бұрын
"We killed more fish than cancer" - Joey Diaz
@brandongarcia38473 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz would've been an amazing character on Trailer Park Boys
@ninobrown987x4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao I recently did this to my local garbage men not too far from where Joey is talking about. I have a ton of random decent size stones laying around my yard so I put like 40 of them into the garbage dumpster At the building next to my house and all you hear at 5am is a team of garbage men screaming and cursing and the four of them could not move this fucking dumpster for the life of them. They ended up coming back around 3 in the afternoon with six guys traveling in two trucks and a pick up and again all you hear is then cursing and pitching a fucking fit! They eventually got it to move the 20 feet from the sidewalk to the truck after a good half hour battle. Needless to say I was pissing in my pants in joy during all of this, hearing them curse, hearing the cars honking their horn and just so many pissed off people, it was fucking heaven!
@johnmlight26643 жыл бұрын
Joeys guests are just new people for him to tell stories to
@DemonSlayer-og8nm Жыл бұрын
According to Tom Segura there is nothing more fun than introducing people to Joey
@ravingrhysco82242 жыл бұрын
Lee's laugh in this is great 😂
@krisfitz12352 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is the embodiment of my soul have some very similar memories in seventh grade did thousands in damage feel like a shit hole now but we didn’t know any better lmfaooo
@zxxyxzxzz4 жыл бұрын
That's crazy about the cemetary. My grandma Blanch is buried in a cemetary (she died back in 70s or 80s) that's on a hill and all the caskets have shifted downward over time from rain n all that
@willnzsurf4 жыл бұрын
We could hear the fish "ee eee eeee!" 😖Lol
@willnzsurf4 жыл бұрын
5:40😬💯🐌
@hereAndThere1494 жыл бұрын
"Cause he was like a half a bike thieve."
@demarkuswilson21414 жыл бұрын
As im sitting here I just realized how f*"ked up my life has been. Every story Joey tells I have a similar experience.
@Blunt_Man4 жыл бұрын
I hope you under 18 cuz too many kids today just don't know what it's like running around downtown somewhere at like 13-14 or whatever with nothing to do, just starting trouble for fun! I truly miss those days, today I'm not willing to ruin my life with a felony but back then it was just different, I was a lot stupider and had way less thought about the future. Also didn't help that I knew I could do almost whatever before 17 as long as I didn't get charged as an adult lol
@AliceInPantera4 жыл бұрын
Man I’m so happy I grew up when there weren’t cameras EVERYWHERE. We used to get away with the craziest shit, I can’t even believe it. I feel like kids these days don’t have that luxury, and it’s a damn shame
@greatspongebob1233 жыл бұрын
See. There’s soooooo many INSANE stories out in the world we don’t know. I honestly I wanna hear one so bad..
@615colt4 жыл бұрын
Joey looks like he finna cut grass 😂
@tonysnow.72314 жыл бұрын
Love uncle Joey
@BiggLyndo2 жыл бұрын
“Half a bike thief”
@Skrimpish2 жыл бұрын
Lol the couch thing is true af
@mikeybreakz62923 жыл бұрын
rolling giant rocks down hillsides into roadways and whole wheels down streets is the best fun.
@doctordilanka4 жыл бұрын
*JOEY'S MASK LOOKS LIKE ONE OF LEE'S RE-PURPOSED YAMAKAS*
@frep4202 жыл бұрын
We r'd ths old lady "It's A PRANK!"
@chrisbacon36654 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is a great storyteller.
@forevers12389 ай бұрын
3 little pieces of grass and wipe my ass lolololll
@dylanwolfe79724 жыл бұрын
The duck says 4:36
@drewheinzketchup3692 жыл бұрын
I lost it at 5:41
@panchovilla41043 жыл бұрын
i dont know HOW the FFFFFFFFU he can stand that mask all that time damn!!!!!
@degenerate4life7343 жыл бұрын
Bricks is funny as hell
@talisfiney9844 жыл бұрын
Joeeeyyyy🍻🍺🍺🍺 😎🤙
@rtc21124 жыл бұрын
Cheers
@talisfiney9844 жыл бұрын
@@rtc2112 cheers to you bro🍻🍺🍺🍺 😎🤙
@rtc21124 жыл бұрын
@@talisfiney984 its gonna be a good day ain't it?
@talisfiney9844 жыл бұрын
@@rtc2112 it sure is bro met a new friend in you and I hope wherever you are at you and yourz are all safe and well 😎🤙
@brendanks4 жыл бұрын
those hills are crazy
@gonzalezkhriz30674 жыл бұрын
I’m 13 and in 8th grade..... this guys becoming my idle✊🏼😭
@DB-zk1tw Жыл бұрын
When ya see masks you know ya in a rabbit hole and it's time for bed.
@bobstar68374 жыл бұрын
It's like having Quagmire in studio.
@felixfigueroa4002 жыл бұрын
Ngl my trash was like 3 cans 100 pounds each once 😂😂😂 I wish I could've seen the trashmans face
@gabriel21164 жыл бұрын
I give a good amount of money to the one who puts on Joey's mask after the podast.
@alexanderscott22474 жыл бұрын
I can’t get a screenshot of the bike tho!? Just sayin, Young Jamie would’ve had that edited in... 🤷🏻♂️
@onebigd3134 жыл бұрын
Like jesus had a longer arm than the other one lmao
@thetruthseeker50964 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my younger years in the hood of Jersey
@jonhammer71093 жыл бұрын
Nasty fucking hilarious pranks ..not to hard..not to soft.
@quetzal914 жыл бұрын
Fuck Joey. I have headphones on and I swear I thought a jet was going supersonic and shit lmao made flinch twice lol
@Ji-oo1tt2 жыл бұрын
it's called a sack, uncle joey
@AliceInPantera4 жыл бұрын
I’m waiting for Joey to suck up that entire mask in while laughing
@konservativtnorge.20323 жыл бұрын
I think Joey should continue wearlng that mask.. it looks really good..😅😂
@kashifjaved45452 жыл бұрын
Doing all kinds of hardcore drugs but wearing a mask haha
@charizard8646 Жыл бұрын
A whole bunch of time but bitching im comment sections, haha
@beniamino9394 жыл бұрын
That mask hides that silly smirk! I'll just wait to see you on Joe Rogan's show.
@travismiller14913 жыл бұрын
Everytime he breathes in when he laughs, I'm so worried he'll inhale the whole fucking face mask 😷
@albatross54662 жыл бұрын
I was about 10Yo and I was with a couple buddies at the school bus stop, which was a a small wooden structure. Behind the bus stop was an 8' drop off. This guy goes by in his hot Mustang. We bombed him with snowballs. He gets pissed, whips the car around in the middle of the road, smokes the tires and come charging at us. We ran, the guy hits the ice on the corner, can't stop, blows right through the bus stop and down the 8' drop off. He was SCREAMING mad. We pissed ourselves laughing. Of course we sere still running as fast as we could.
@silversteel63123 жыл бұрын
Joey demonstrating that the prison report on him showing lack of empathy is very much true......
@rdg36862 жыл бұрын
Michael Shannon is an awesome actor
@chrisdelacruz13552 жыл бұрын
At @1:18 is that lee slowly dying like that?
@Carlosrey34 жыл бұрын
As soon as I found out it was Joey that was doing it I would’ve poured chili powder in his Coke 🥵
@aaronhrynyk3 жыл бұрын
I can’t do the masks.
@lalilulelosnake28964 жыл бұрын
Bruuh joey diaz got mad stories
@MacBobby14084 жыл бұрын
The iceman Movie was fuckin awesome what’s Joey talkin about? Haha
@johncortez44074 жыл бұрын
Is it me or am I the only one who loves when uncle Joey says he was “howlin!”
@chevy454dg4 жыл бұрын
What days do you get tacos on Moorpark st I’d love to meet you. I’m always laughing when I listen to youHands down
@andrewhahn1943 жыл бұрын
How can you hate the Movie the Iceman that movie was fucking awesome
@williamtell20534 жыл бұрын
I used to put concrete and bricks used to make them mad to the point they wouldn't pick it up anymore
@mattcartr15824 жыл бұрын
Joey "you can smell yah asshole it's so dirty" Diaz
@wildgustart79704 жыл бұрын
Understanding this with out masks was hard enough
@kilgoretrout61364 жыл бұрын
Schwinn Stingray.
@richardhussey83882 жыл бұрын
Shit I thought I was a bad kid.🤠
@hallnballsracing42764 жыл бұрын
I felt like Joey was about to pass out 🤣 fuckin masks
@anchorbubba4 жыл бұрын
Joey: "we did pranks" All of Joey's pranks: literally vandalism
@Bertoslav4 жыл бұрын
C_minus - as long as it’s not murder... it passes in joeys book
@snickle19804 жыл бұрын
Aren't most teenagers vandals at some point? God knows I was. Is that not a thing anymore?
@anchorbubba4 жыл бұрын
@@snickle1980 ahhhhhh no. I've never done stuff like that bc I'm not a piece of shit. Except for the obvious forking the principles yard bc he was a bitch
@keeganzarboch95494 жыл бұрын
@@snickle1980 lmao no, me and my friends did not set fish on fire repeatedly then laugh at the noises they made as they burned
@snickle19804 жыл бұрын
@@anchorbubba so that's a yes then. XD
@unknown-fy1fs4 жыл бұрын
"he started drinking and smoking dope he was a great kid" lmaooo
@nonamenolast46484 жыл бұрын
I had a friend RIP *nobody* : .... LEE : villainous giggle
@20twin104 жыл бұрын
Some garbage men across the globe are going to have sore backs this week now Joey telling this story 😂
@4spida2fingaz04 жыл бұрын
20twin10 lmfaoo
@bunkerarchie68814 жыл бұрын
I use to be a garbage man. This hurts my back
@-th1rty3-4 жыл бұрын
Joey as Cuban Bane is something I want to see now.
@kevind8073 жыл бұрын
"I told you I'd break you ya cocksucka! Now wheres that fuckin bomb?! We're about to rob Waynes vault!"
@4spida2fingaz04 жыл бұрын
“He’s a fvckin dentist in Kentucky” 😭😭😭😭💀
@elnyoutube1234 жыл бұрын
17:39 "Let's get to the bottom of this I'm flabbergasted!'
@Guimo3694 жыл бұрын
Joey: I used to have a buddy who was crazy, loved him rest in peace. Lee in the back: *giggles *
@ronthompson952 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!
@jaydyer66824 жыл бұрын
11:42 somebody steps on a rubber chicken
@kingkappa93152 жыл бұрын
Sabotaged a mans career, lit a koi pond on fire multiple times, and shat on a mans grave. These three things are enough to blow a mind and it’s just the tip of the iceberg for Uncle Joey
@DemonSlayer-og8nm Жыл бұрын
Also destroying cars
@paulkelly57884 жыл бұрын
Joey's laugh is contagious. I laugh everytime
@panchovilla41043 жыл бұрын
me ffffff too JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!! i luv it
@ryanstewart34704 жыл бұрын
"We killed more fish than cancer!"
@alrightp4l4 жыл бұрын
Fish don't get cancer lol!!!!
@2friendstoking4 жыл бұрын
@@alrightp4l yes they do
@alrightp4l4 жыл бұрын
@@2friendstoking only the salmon....but they were cured!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂