Shake Shack's Hot Chick'n Sandwich will raise your Temperature!

[@PatchCornAdams723]

I was deep in mediation last night, edging towards the ethereal plateau, when a voice called out to me, from the depths. "Woo woo woo. WOO!!! Wool, woo!", The voice beckoned. I moved closer and closer to the source of the voice, still deep within my unconscious, when the voice became real. Over my right shoulder, I heard a dry, menacing "woo woo woo". Unlike before, this was real, and not just a dream. I quickly snapped out of it; - out of my entire mediation, and just like that, as I opened my eyes, 'he' was sat there. Sat cross legged, in the middle of the room, was daddy Joey, bearing the whites of his eyes, and a wide, toothy grin. I leaned closer to ask why he was with me, but he snapped and bit the air between us, like a snapping turtle. In my immediate fear, I turned to run, but as soon as I knew it; daddy Joey was stood in front of me once again, this time bearing an even wider smile, with sharp, pointy teeth. He told me to run. Daddy Joey was merciful enough to give me a 5 second head start. I ran, like my life depended on it, but before I knew it, Joey was bounding towards me, leaping and hurtling closer and closer. His large, heavy body got the better of mine, and I found myself pinned between the hot, saucy daddy Joey, and the cold, hard ground below. A hot tear ran down my face, and my entire body relinquished to his overpowering presence, just as a salmon gives itself to the unrelenting current. Joey quickly bit down on my neck, bearing his sharp fangs. In an instant, he injected a hot, dirty mixture of marina sauce and ranch, directly into my jugular. He raised his head as I lay quivering on the ground, and bellowed a mighty "woo woo WOOOOOOOOO" in the light of the moon. Flashlights began to stobe between the surrounding trees, and voices could be heard, calling my name. I struggled to speak, but I somehow managed to tell "help", on a feeble way to the voices I had heard, as I lay panting and naked on the dirty forest floor. The men emerged from the overgrowth, flashlights and guns in hand, but Joey was nowhere to be seen. It has been three years since I escaped the dungeon, and I regret it every day.

[@JoeysWorldTour]

Your so poetic!

[@PatchCornAdams723]

@@JoeysWorldTour Thank you Joey, woo woo woo!

[@PatchCornAdams723]

@@JoeysWorldTour My correction of a spelling mistake removed your pin, Joey. Would you be so kind as to do it again?

[@PatchCornAdams723]

@@JoeysWorldTour My biggest regret in life is correcting that spelling mistake, and losing my coveted pin. I'm sorry, Joey. I promise to be a better muchacho in future.

[@calamityyy]

It costed you absolutely nothing to not post this

[@finnjake6663]

Joey isn't just a food reviewer, he's the human form of excellence and perfection. He will be taught in the history books for centuries to come. Every video he uploads gives new meaning to life. He is the embodiment of perfection in its truest form. WooooWooWoooWoooo

[@JoeysWorldTour]

WoOOOoo! WoOooOoo! WOooOooOO!

[@gojenson]

Joey is peak performance for the human race.

[@blurryangel_]

WOO WOO

[@jimbix8517]

@@gojenson if hes peak performance were fucked

[@spitz5183]

If aliens ever visited earth, Joey would be the one to explain the planet and all of life.

[@generalscuzzed8170]

only man on the planet that makes me laugh

[@andreadeans2520]

God I want his sauces 🤒😏💦

[@Vredh]

Check out your mother.

[@benjaminvillalobos1669]

U must not have a good sense of comedy then smh

[@JoeysWorldTour]

Happy Sunday Amigos!

[@OLBARL]

Hello !

[@aidenpearce1252]

Merry Christmas joey😃🎄

[@gojenson]

Great way to end the weekend 💦💦

[@Roy-ee9kt]

Your my favorite KZbinr joey

[@blurryangel_]

I SEE YOU

[@chd_123]

4:12. Me creeping to the fridge at 4 am.

[@ronnychristenjoyer6778]

so cute

[@DansandoaTV]

i feel blessed by this late night upload, joey is back and wonderful as always, also i hope you have a great holiday joey!!!!

[@gojenson]

Joey blesses all of us

[@Team_Fortress2]

Just say Christmas you monke.

[@spitz5183]

He’s always here, spiritually

[@Cesar1492Enjoyer]

@@Team_Fortress2 Bruh stop trying to turn this into an issue... Just stop

[@Team_Fortress2]

@@Cesar1492Enjoyer well whats the issue? I see non

[@chillchannel6647]

Who loves watching Joeys videos?

[@spookindoodle5326]

Me nigga

[@dang99991]

Seat Sniffing Crew! Represent nigga!!

[@arthurl2190]

Everybody

[@GrubWarp]

JOEY COME TO MY WINDOW ON CHRISTMAS EVE WOO WOO

[@TylerEarling]

SNEAT SNIFFING CREW CHECKING IN 💨 💨 💨 💺 👃 👃 👃 🤤 🤮

[@andreadeans2520]

Sniff sniff sniff 👃and that wasn't Joey's seat 😏🍑

[@TylerEarling]

@@andreadeans2520 hey babe mind dropping ur instagram 😉😉😉

[@youngtank4039]

@@TylerEarling That’s a guy, profile pic is fake.

[@epicchad6071]

Joey all I want for Christmas is you.

[@loonugu]

@G OMG LMAO J98JX EI9EJD

[@bruhnion1009]

@@loonugu it really wasn't that funny 😐

[@user-gr2qf1py8j]

Bruhnion it's a child that makes gacha, what do you expect?

[@Dubyah_B]

Papa Joey's farts are gonna be extra spicy when he releases it into this dungeon vents later on. Can't wait!

[@kyleh6307]

😂😭

[@sandrabalbuena8270]

Hah

[@spitz5183]

His farts are so strong and pungent that it actually kills the weakest muchachos. Survival of the fittest.

[@HorrorNerd1997]

Joey's palatable farts is my adrenaline.

[@notacab1975]

LOVE THE SPICY AROMA FROM JOEYS BUNG HOLE🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[@guccixmouse]

JOEY SEAT SNIFFING CREW ASSEMBLE !!! WHOO WHOO WHOOOOO

[@EE-zn8fb]

Hahahahaha

[@bill-pg3gg]

ah yes,the s.s. crew

[@ShadowTheSC]

A man of great strength. A leader. We serve under him, bring him gifts of food. We Rot away in the dungeon feeding on scraps of food joey throws down from the trapdoor, fighting over crumbs. We are waiting to be chosen to receive his massive hog, and be pounded, filled with his nectar, and thrown back. We pray every night in solemn that we are chosen, as rats crawl onto the damp towels we use as bedding. We pray. Chained from our wrists from the mossy cobblestone wall, our ribs poking out of our frail malnourished bodies, we watch as Joey Strokes his massive throbbing hog as he eats the new McRib sandwich from mcdonalds. We all sing in unison a song of gratitude, for our savior has performed his cerimonious acts. Later that night, I write down the number of days I've been in the dungeon on the wall, barely holding up the dull old pencil as I write the number 1076. I lay back, thinking of my eventual beautiful fate. I weep. I must rest now. Happy Holidays.

[@pallaskatze7653]

No matter what frame you pause at you find something golden

[@JackGeezy]

Joey is still the only guy to break the KZbin Algorithms

[@notacab1975]

BROKE IT THEM ATE IT!!!!

[@bigdaddy8666]

Big Papi please get us some help down here in the dungeon. Numerous prisoners have come down with severe diarrhea and the stench is causing many of the inmates to pass out. 😷🚑

[@JoeysWorldTour]

I will throw you all down some kitty litter to soak up the diarrhea!

[@NGC6144]

Phase one: Infection initiated; Population control through dysentery is taking hold.

[@andreadeans2520]

@@JoeysWorldTour mmm right down my feeding funnels, I'm drenched in stench and I bloody love it daddy 💨💩

[@starfiresreign]

@@JoeysWorldTour so Generous joey 🤩

[@thatmetalguy7746]

@@JoeysWorldTour literally disgusting! Why not lay you down to soak up the diarrhea bug daddy woowoohoo

[@genericwhitemale1868]

Hey Joey, can't wait for the annual Christmas pounding. WOWOWOWO!!

[@andreadeans2520]

It's time for a white Christmas ⛄💦😏

[@Mxkwh]

Do u like cookies

[@notacab1975]

JOEY GOT THE COVAIDS

[@dang99991]

I just want to go to the beach.

[@nintendopro3582]

@@notacab1975 really!?

[@user-ms2th4fv8u]

bro please tell us who the hell aunt connie is please

[@hectorminion7683]

Merry Christmas Joey

[@andreadeans2520]

Why do I want to be mauled by an obese man

[@spitz5183]

@@andreadeans2520 Because he’s God in sexy human form.

[@JMF_Productions]

Damn joey, you been on a diet? Looking buff! Woo woooWooWoo

[@732ajay]

I remember when I asked why this guys bottom lip gets shiny after the first bite and they replied “it’s precum” 🤣

[@Team_Fortress2]

Seat sniffing crew checking in.

[@blurryangel_]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@fungi4591]

That's nasty why would you do such a thing

[@spitz5183]

Sniff, sniff...

[@ac.j5800]

Don’t end up like Niko avocado

[@Kazigiri]

I wonder what Joey thinks of his comment section

[@clairemora7715]

So when's the collab with nikocado avocado?

[@tinaford9863]

Is this his father,

[@tonypassannante9514]

Hey Joey thanks for the birthday wish from cameo you really went above and beyond. I was so surprised upon seeing the video that my genitals sucked up into my body and my third eye opened. I'm petitioning to have that video placed with the dead sea scrolls as a timeless artifact capable of invoking violent joy in whoever witnesses it.

[@d2nd10]

After watching Daddy Joey, i need to check my temperature!

[@baller1805]

Official seat sniffing crew checking in

[@Roy-ee9kt]

Side note not even joking for school I made a presentation with slide shows on your favorite things and you were 90% of it was you for school love you Joey

[@JoeysWorldTour]

I appreciate that very much Roy!

[@Roy-ee9kt]

Thank you Joey

[@quakezy420]

I had a dream last night, I was watching joeys gaming stream as he had 100k viewers. I smiled and enjoyed my wendys four for four, life was good. Until I realized that joey doesnt stream on his gaming channel.... and I woke up in a hot sweat wishing I could go back. Pin this joey if youre going to start up your channel again woWOoooo

[@gojenson]

SIMP

[@quakezy420]

@@gojenson of course im a simp of joey who isnt?

[@horseplop9]

@@gojenson Weirdest People in New york.. Very anti Social Ben I Am Ladyboy From last week. you Owe me 4500 Bhat.. So Diamond. Pattaya

[@Salami-qi1yh]

The most trust worthy food review channel.

[@kyleholliday295]

Joey you have blessed me with this beautiful upload. I thank you so much for this opportunity to have dreams about you tonight. THANKS JOEY!!!

[@gojenson]

It may be a reality soon 💦💦💦

[@blurryangel_]

NO

[@JoeysWorldTour]

Muchas Gracias!

[@chriskay9100]

Love your vids man keep up the great work👍👍

[@j-dub618]

Those fingers are like Lincoln Logs! Woowooowoooo!

[@SniperKingg14]

Dear Santa , let’s have a Joey meet and greet!

[@jazdinojames3250]

Screw the dungeon dwellers and seat sniffers, I’m Joey’s ultimate numero uno fan muchachos and muchachas. Joey’s going off! Woooooo!!!! Wooo woo woo woo woooooo!!!

[@GTraining2]

When you’re up at 12 o clock at night and have absolutely nothing to do so you just look at your KZbin recommended and see some good looking food and an overweight man

[@blurryangel_]

HES WITH YOUR MOM

[@JoeysWorldTour]

LOL!

[@spitz5183]

@@blurryangel_ I mean, any woman would fall for this god.

[@monkeysbananas9943]

Damn almost missed the leftovers at least i got a taste of food i havent ate in the dungeon for days starting eating outta of the poop buckets but papa joey took it please give us another poop bucket i gotta go bad!!

[@jokerz7936]

Monkeys Bananas sounds like you're shit outta luck.

[@Olivier-yb7zh]

Hey! MBeast opened a restaurant! You should try that!

[@blurryangel_]

NO

[@Ghost-vc5gp]

Their burgers r RAW

[@davestephen1390]

Joey should rayp mr beast make him a dungeon slave

[@spitz5183]

He should try opening up his own dungeon. Oh wait...

[@bangtan11]

Who saw joey eating chicken in reverse video

[@628baphomet]

Pappa please let me out! I claimed chick fil a was a better spicy chicken sandwich than Popeyes. I was given a bowl of onions and mustard to eat for my insubordination.

[@gojenson]

You need to be punished 💦💦

[@JoeysWorldTour]

I will think about it....No!

[@628baphomet]

@@gojenson the muchachos watched in horror.

[@628baphomet]

@@JoeysWorldTour all kidding aside, you’re a good sport Joey.

[@blurryangel_]

NO

[@naele04]

I love your videosssss:D

[@lamakhan8900]

Car looking a little small there Joey

[@herhazeleyes]

Joey had the napkin ready this time

[@purin172003]

Mmm

[@leslie1587]

have a merry christmas and a happy new year joey!! 🎅🏻🎄⭐️

[@JoeysWorldTour]

Merry Christmas Leslie!

[@GateSoulism]

Tone it down with the intro-

[@perplexingperceptions8888]

I'mmmmm byaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

[@GateSoulism]

*cries in German*

[@joeyiscool6428]

My only purpose in life is you, and nothing more

[@gojenson]

Hawt

[@JoeysWorldTour]

Thanks!

[@blurryangel_]

WOO WOO

[@imsoneworleans5047]

😂😂

[@joeyiscool6428]

JoeysWorldTour God has noticed me

[@korewolf_96]

6:41 “ a solid “ocho” that’s 8 in Japanese” 😂 you mean Spanish WoooooWOOOOWoooooWooo

[@elfiebranford9330]

It's the shortest day of the year today, but I hope you're having a great, long day, Joey~!! Woo woo wooooo!! Get cozy and hyped for the Jupiter Saturn Conjunction!!

[@danamuise4117]

Joey is now wearing what looks like a Best Buy employee shirt (sometimes with tape covering logos) and he's obviously on his lunch break

[@Deadpool-fk3dq]

Take joey out of his natural habitat(car) and watch him in a few collabs and interviews.. he’s genuinely a good down to earth guy! Ive been subscribed for years!

[@sadclown14]

Joey what’s on the menu for your Christmas dinner?

[@JoeysWorldTour]

Prime Rib!

[@sadclown14]

Sounds great buddy!

[@HeartbreakHaunter]

Merry Christmas Joey!

[@Sanderly1820]

Its either a small chicken burger - sandwich , or joey has the biggest hands in the world, can't decide what it is

[@lawsonmendez7434]

I wish i was you

[@Chimera144]

You dont.

[@lawsonmendez7434]

Duh nobody does

[@skittl_e]

Hi and merry Christmas!

[@KevinEssence]

Wise words from Joey "Without competition, umm, yeah you know what happens"

[@beebopoped4720]

Which shake shack in California did you go too?

[@overpricedhealthcare]

joey can you do a collab with nick avocado? both of you have quite a lot in common

[@Gorillaspawn414]

I'm just here to get that sweet, sweet machcho sauce facial lol been long over due.

[@ark777gd5]

The legend himself returned

[@felixplaystuba6937]

For Christmas I want a Joey Action figure

[@dafordkidfilms2264]

This was released the same day as my crush’s birthday

[@milestrotter6844]

You can tell how he enthusiastic he is by the pitch of his "Wee Wee WEE". 😂

[@starfiresreign]

All I want for Christmas is a WOO from Joey

[@imsoneworleans5047]

I'm just here for the comments 😂

[@JuliannVo]

To be honest, that sandwich looks amazing. Good job Joey!

[@chasememez2329]

Don't let the haters bring you down fellow Muchacho!

[@nedelfrink4993]

Happy Holidays Joey!

[@war66mattam93]

Joey’s TP bill must be astromical.

[@iluvmyeski]

I signed you up for Intervention. You might be the most deadly case

[@cottonschmidt4034]

Great video as always, Joey! Will you review the Mr.Beast Burger?

[@chd_123]

Seat sniffing crew chief checking in.

[@Scorpion-bp3ec]

I'm here!

[@danielespinoza6320]

The reason I live this guy is the best makes me laugh good times such a great energy with him wish him the best

[@haroonabassi1821]

Joey: IIIIIIIIIIII'M BAAAAAAAACK!!! Me: He's Back! Praise be!

[@shianchristlerlitorja9076]

0k

[@Sara-yf7wm]

Recently discovered your channel and love it. Thanks, Joey, and best wishes to you and the family!

[@jivansjohal]

Joey when Covid ends you should come to Canada and do a menu comparison video!

[@josephrogers9040]

I'm early! How's it going Joey?! Happy Holidays! 🎅🎁

[@JoeysWorldTour]

Happy Holidays!

[@jabroni3133]

do you eat your fingernails for dessert? i've never seen fingernails all chewed up like that in my life

[@darkclaw9142]

Merry christmas joey love your content

[@matthewacquavella3808]

My uncle would love your channel

[@mathewgenix5132]

God Give me bettlejuice and Joey as my neighbors 😂❤

[@K3NNY.357]

What I want for Christmas is a food review with Joey! WOO WOO WOO WOOOOOOO!

[@joeylo3543]

Early Merry Christmas Joey ! Thank you for all the memories have a great 2021:)

[@redyosh9811]

Big papi in da house

[@jamieoiler5690]

this is his gift to us,sadly 2021 will more than likely be just as bad joey :(

[@GabesElectronics]

awesome!

[@hectorminion7683]

Pin this Joey and make my day!!!

[@nolakillabeast]

I love Christmas, its the only time Papi lets us have alcohol. Papi Joe makes his own eggnog in the dungeon and distributes it to all his muchachoes. The eggs are a bit stale and he adds the special sauce too, which does not mix with alcohol, so it leaves some clumps, but we are very happy and merry muchachoes.

[@cameronnoble4001]

I swear joey is in a new car every video

[@thedaganmall]

‘Tis the season for Joey! Wwooowooowooo!

[@DiamondCreeper78]

Happy Holidays Joey! WOO WOO WOO!

[@vilacci7225]

Great vid

[@il_goose2371]

WoooWooooWOOOoooo WOOOOOOOooo spin me like a rotisseri chicken on your pogo stick brochacho!!! SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 18!!!!

[@Prisoner69ofjoey]

Prisoner 69 checking in to tell my Christmas story...Twas the night before Christmas and all through the dungeon. Surprisingly it was very quiet in the dungeon especially in my cell. All of us muchachos were getting a good night sleep knowing Santa joey would soon visit us to give us our Christmas poundings. I woke up hearing whispering woo woo woo woos under my bed i looked down under and i saw joey naked creepily smiling at me wearing the Santa claus hat. He said i was naughty this year and told me to run. I noticed my cell door was unlocked and i ran down the halls and saw the Christmas tree with gifts underneath it. I hid behind the gifts... joey came running down the hall naked wielding a chainsaw saying woo woo woo prisoner 69 while his slithering hog was sliding on the floor. My heart was racing but joey heard another prisoner some how had access to food. So luckily i was off daddy joey’s radar. Christmas morning came and joey gave me the best Christmas day pounding of a life time under the mistletoe. Joey got down on one knee and proposed to me. i was happy he wasn’t angry anymore. I cried tears of joy. When joey saw this, he decided to give me something extra in my stocking on Christmas morning it was his used underwear!😍

[@NGC6144]

Damn lucky; A once in a lifetime experience. All I got in my stocking was a coupon for k-y jelly.

[@Donscmf]

4:12 joey sneaking under my covers at 3 am

[@Michael-Crouch]

You said dollars instead of buckaroos

[@VizNotReady]

HES BACK GUYS PERFECTION Pls reply

[@darrenrieger4343]

Joeys california tour***

[@ChannelBerpindah]

Joey pls do one video of your real life, just wondering if youre as goofy as when you do food review.

[@bigtoke5220]

A mere god entertaining his peasants