John Bolton Calls Trump "Unfit," China's 2024 Election Promise: Late Night's News of the Week

[@coffeeshangarworkshop8051]

Some of the best comedy on the show is when Seth either doesn't land a joke and jokes his way through the bomb...or the joke is so bizzare or bad that he lands the bomb on the writer of the joke. My favorite segment is when he reviews his writing staff. Pure gold.

[@misterderp4566]

Reminds me of Conan, which is 100% a compliment.

[@mammawlee]

I like every part of all his monologues!

[@theruoc147]

I love it when he calls out his writers, they’ve become recurring characters

[@micnorton9487]

Seth's like that guy writing that screwy episode of Seinfeld on a bad batch of bathtub meth or something lol.....

[@interdimensionalsteve8172]

Yep., stuff he realized works thanks to his segments from home over COVID.

[@lennyvalentin6485]

Best bits of US late night comedy TV shows? When they eff up the joke, and you get to see their true selves handle it. Before that - and usually after - it's all slick, well-scripted stuff, like eating at a chain restaurant, but for a brief moment there you get the unvarnished freewheeling comedian show host trying to salvage things, and it is GREAT! lol You get spontaneous off the cuff jokes and improvisation. I effin love it. :D It proves we're all human.

[@michaeltudyk8660]

None of us are human.

[@daphneandava]

I LOVE Seth, but there is nothing "slick" about him! 😂

[@ArtyFactual_Intelligence]

@@michaeltudyk8660 Trumptards definitely aren't.

[@vickywitton1008]

I LOVE this man, he helps us to laugh at the craziness!

[@dapsalad]

best late nite show hands down

[@mammawlee]

I have asthma. I have to keep my rescue inhaler handy while l listen to Seth.

[@Bobalicious]

Bolton didn't seem to have a problem working for Chump.

[@angelwingz892]

You don't know until you know. People serve their country not the President.

[@Bobalicious]

@@angelwingz892 Bolton serves himself.

[@robs_bar_n_grill]

A whole roll of quarters to rescue the Australian kid? They don't even have quarters in Australia. It's a metric country, so everything is by tens. Except there is a 5c coin. Which, when you really think about it...doesn't make a lot of cents.

[@duncandownham4726]

Correction: You wouldn't use a roll of quarters in Australia, and a claw machine would likely need a roll of dollars (we have 1 and 2 dollar coins)

[@JudyPitcher]

Just like we have here in Canada, $1(Loonie) and $2(Toonie).

Seth's graphics department be like: "Are you going to.. Punish us... "

[@Croydoncycleworks]

Biden impersonation is gold. Hilarious because Seth also captures the decency and empathy of Joe...brilliant!

[@witchypoorose5196]

Those Fetterman outfit jokes are HILARIOUS!! 😂🤣 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@theharper1]

Hate to tell you guys, but we don't have quarters in Australia. 😅 Mind you, a US quarter is probably worth an Australian dollar these days. 😅 My question is - what were the kid's parents doing while he wormed his way into a crane machine?

[@AshleyVN]

Looking for someone else to blame...

[@theharper1]

@@AshleyVN or maybe they figured that they could steal all the toys and the kid could crawl out again?

[@jamesdove8021]

Seth Meyers is one of the funniest men on "stream"

[@wingless841]

Krazy Glue... SCOLLINS..!! *shakes fist*

[@abcdzyne]

the Krazy Glue joke, hell yes!! loveya Seth!

[@paulparker4240]

That HAD to be Scallins!

[@j.munday7913]

@@paulparker4240 I agree, theres no way it wasn't. The groans!

[@danielwalsh1531]

Honorary county music award for the 16 yo dog 😂😂‼️

[@geminigirltwo]

Luckily the Mona Lisa is behind plexiglass.

[@rock-n-rollfoodie]

Tuxedo hoodie … LMAO

[@theCoolLew]

I love watching this every week

[@advocacynaccountablity]

Love when Seth gets punchy. It's too fun.

[@drockjr]

Bolton: Trump is unfit. Bolton: Of course I'll work for you my Lord

[@toddthecarver]

Some people will take any job if they think that they or their agenda will benefit. Look at how many of Trump's chumps wrote exposeès.

[@purple1988]

didnt he resign? dont remember.

[@dennisevans6544]

You don’t have to be the sharpest tool in the shed to be a great P 4:05 resident. Joe has the wisdom born of age to gather people around him who know more than he does, - and that wisdom morphs into his greatness as he listens to him. Compare that to an ex -President.

[@abcdzyne]

Donnie, as well, had an infinity of people around him that knew more than him, he just never listened to any of them, being as he mistakenly believes he knows more than everyone about everything. I think you hafta have a little empathy, compassion, or simple humanity to succeed as president, and Don's got too little (if any?) of all of those.

[@zombieowen]

The H&M CEO lasted four years, which is way longer than you'd expect from H&M.

[@jahbern]

I see what you did there.😂 #fastfashion

[@TotallyKoalafied]

There’s the joke!

[@a24396]

Seth just keeps getting better at this, it's hard to believe he's got any room for improvement - but every one is better than the last...

[@hesgabe]

KING. OF. LATE. NIGHT.

[@democratpatriot6752]

Tim Scott needs to know that he doesn't have to refer to Trump as Master Donald.

[@Newylife]

Those claw machines down here are $1-$2 a hit. Chuck a jar of vegemite in the drop box. It's cheaper, and the little man can survive off it for 3-6 months 😂😂😂😂

[@funkenstien1155]

Aussies. Love em.

[@JeremyPickett]

Scallins trash talk is like the light of my life.

[@raymondm.9954]

That first segment was from Thursday (actually, Friday, at 12:37 a.m., of course), not Monday (Tuesday).

[@hallurjoensen111]

PLZ Do the Trump Thing where he is Raking the floor of the Forest hahahaha OMG That is the BEST Sketch

[@ChaCha-pj5ht]

Too little too late Vote vote vote 💙

[@rTron1]

Correction : There are no Quarters in Australia.

[@ArtyFactual_Intelligence]

An Australian Quarter is a six pack. VB or XXXX

[@rTron1]

Context. You cant pay for a crane machine with a 6 pack.

[@Prince.Hamlet]

I'd like the Mona Lisa joke it was way better than the America's funniest home videos one

[@lizofallon7532]

I LOVE YOU, SETH! You make me laugh every day. We've been through so much together! I do feel, however, that you're staff and writers don't show enough respect to America's sweetheat of late night comedy. They could use some smartening up. You want I should teach them a lesson?

[@YoureDelulu]

Sweet meats? Head sweats? Meat sweats? What are you attempting to pontificate?

[@daphneandava]

Is this the account of Wally "Two Trees"?

[@annestewart5741]

​@@YoureDelulu Be nice! 😜 You can probably read "Typo" as well as I can. Go for it!

[@annestewart5741]

​@@daphneandava👏😂

[@sealyoness]

HEY! I enjoyed seeing Fetterman in his hoodie! What fun! And I bet he was laughing at all the guys who wearing uncomfortable formal wear. Let's keep finding fun.

[@swaneey]

We don’t have quarters in Australia.

[@RickWDonovan]

North Dakota Governor heard saying " Quick, this is our chance", didn't see that coming 😆.

[@justajumpingypsygirl]

That crazy glue joke got me

[@vickirose5018]

The Arkansan impersonation was the funniest thing you have ever done. I was eating a sandwich and did a spit take. It was unexpected and unexplainably hillarious.

[@spiceyhotpot]

The airline jokes really flew this week.

[@bravocain7193]

Anyone else notice how when a joke doesnt land, Seth posts up with his right arm and leans on his left? Some people cross their arms when they feel vulnerable but he turns into a right-angle triangle.

[@djccrider]

Smoking weed while listening to the biden impression is just hilarious

[@FaithnSin]

Australia doesn’t use quarters, Set ;p

[@jakebeal8095]

Was listening on public transit and right when he finished the Mona Lisa “joke”, I went into a tunnel, lost signal, and laughed hysterically at the 30 seconds of dead silence that is, coincidentally, what happened when I got my signal back.

[@mjc42701]

I thought Chuck Grassley was dead.

[@bchearne]

I love how they keep some of the silly mistakes in the show. It’s a really nice breakage of the third wall and it feels like we’re all part of the inside jokes. And John Bolton still looks like a right wing Lorax

[@vickywitton1008]

I knew he reminded me of something! Can you explain to me why only American men have those sort of moustaches?

[@christinecharles4586]

😂omg, Seth's "French guy" 😂

[@andystarr]

Met's Saturday game time... yeah that's gonna be fun in August.

[@walternullifidian]

Run to the roundhouse, Nelly! They'll never corner you there! 🤣

[@madiantin]

Crazy glue! HAHAHAHA!!!

[@celinecontant6472]

The funniest! Love it!

[@mariondowney4103]

Love this

[@korinemlbernard3256]

Seth cracks me up every time he cracks up 😂 But I gotta admit the wrestler called « Maître D » killed me 😅🤣😆👏🏾👍🏾🫶🏾🇨🇦

[@justinrebbeck2613]

Quarters won’t work in Australia, Seth. And not even a roll of them will pay for the therapy that poor traumatised child will require after such an harrowing ordeal. Geez, Seth.

[@LorenStClair]

Crazy Glue joke was Actually Funny, Good Job

[@vernoncarlson2593]

Wait, I thought you were against book burnings. 😂

[@dianewach4168]

during the arkansas bit, why the "scared, french elvis" impression?

[@Johnny-qu9op]

Tim Scott Lost his manhood to trump for a post in his administration smh weak people.

[@noreenconstantine4612]

So good 😂

[@OliveDasi]

South Dakotan here. We call Kristi Noem "Palin of the Prairie" because in 2008 an article came out saying that she was the next Sarah Palin and it made her absolutely enraged. So as a correction, that isn't a correction, if you could use this all 8 South Dakotans who watch this would be so eternally thankful. Also we would welcome our new North Dakotan overlords.

[@susiebozzini1301]

That's hilarious

[@SerendipityChild]

Maybe he was born with it, maybe it's AI

[@patrickdonnelly7962]

Australia doesn't have quarters... they have 5, 10, 20, 50c coins. They also have $1, and $2 coins.

[@l.i.terally2907]

Imagine having spent your entire adult life in politics, finally achieve the Presidency, work hard every day to actually make a positive difference for Americans, and still have the only thing anyone ever talks about is how you're old. Come on, comedians, we get it: he's old. He's also achieved more than all you will ever achieve combined.

[@its_irisofyoureye]

Imagine having no sense of humor and showing it off in the comments. Just because someone's achieved much, doesn't mean you can't make jokes about them. Who ever made that a rule?

[@patrickmaline4258]

he doesn’t wanna own everything he’s “achieved”, but i’ll vote for not republican. ☮️ ❤ vote blue.

[@Stethacanthus]

What would you rather comedians make jokes about with respect to Joe Biden? He's the president. Comedians have to lampoon him.

[@JaTjr32]

Nothing more childish than saying 'they've done more than you ever will.' Cool. And? Does that make them immune from criticism or jokes. He's not even mean to Biden...

[@apollyon1]

Yeah everyone, respect your elders!

[@justintruong9063]

Seth Meyers, the news of the week got mixed up. You started the video on Thursday, not Monday.

[@BryanGilcrease]

Bolton and Jean Carole, match made in heaven

[@anthonyoch8285]

Corrections: we wouldn't use quarters in Aus, we use cents, but theyre expensive so maybe 1 or 2 bucks.

[@walternullifidian]

I don't eat salmon. That way I won't get salmonella.

[@mammawlee]

😁😂😅

[@photografiq_presents]

We don't have quarters or use nicknames for our currency here in Australia, because we understand metrics.

[@Aaron.Thomas]

But you don't understand how arbitrary ten is? You don't understand base twelve, base four, base two... quarter is still metric in base four. Quarter is metric in base 4. Ten is an odd arbitrary choice for number base anywhere you want to divide by 2,3,4, and 6 evenly. You only get 2 and 5... I prefer binary but at least duodecimal lets you divide the clock evenly. Or are you using decimal time in Australia where theres 10000 seconds in a day, 10 hours of 100 minutes of 100 seconds?

[@picahudsoniaunflocked5426]

I'm extremely interested in what $30G of ice cream even looks like.

[@WeThePeople-NH]

New grassroots viral slogan for Team Blue... Please share: "We Democrats Stand with the Workers!" It's time to start being more vocal when we drink with our friends or overhear a political conversation in line at the grocery store. You WANT to say something but can never think of ANYTHING that will make a difference. But if enough of us say it, and we start standing up for Democracy, we are changing the narrative within our community. "We Democrats Stand with the Workers. Just Like Biden Does." It's your civic duty to speak up. Be brave! Heck, create your own viral Team Blue rally cry! Or make mine better!

[@stoppin2look]

IBM employees now get every Monday and Friday off. 😶

[@XRP_4Me]

Lol best Biden impression out there 😂

[@simonamer9210]

Australian's don't have/use quarters. Claw machines cost $1/$2... I'm a Jackal yay :)

[@slister45]

You have to set aside reality to make some jokes work. I didn't know that about Australian claw machines, and I laughed. Of course, I'm such a self-centered American, it never occurred to me that y'all don't use our money. Sad, but true.🤷‍♀️

[@Croydoncycleworks]

@@slister45 ...error forgiven, after all we're know as the 51st state... Cheers!

[@slister45]

@@Croydoncycleworks And we're proud to claim you as such! 🇺🇸🇦🇺

[@Kate-ui5kc]

I won't wear my Harvard sweatshirt outside my house and garden.... which, at 70, still fits 😂... now THAT, I'm proud.

[@terrimitchell5616]

Go Blue!😁

[@Kate-ui5kc]

@@terrimitchell5616 go crimson

[@Kate-ui5kc]

... not to be confused with Alabama. Maroon?

[@NavaSDMB]

I think those two Starbucks potions just broke my dictionary.

[@debbiemaclean8156]

You know as they say Seth, “Al-Al-O”, lmao

[@Pattiemarie3]

Funny, I loved the Newson joke 😀🥰

[@centralarkansasjudgmentrec2622]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Wayment Seth! Not too much on Arkansas!

[@ryanrutledge922]

Hey Seth . I just saw a hilarious cameo appearance of Wally on 30 Rock episode 1 . 16:40 . Please make fun of him . ❤ from 🇨🇦

[@That-Guy-79]

Fetterman looks like the penguin from Batman. "Oswald Cobblepot!"

[@nx2269]

Seth’s Joe Biden impression is just Dana Carvey doing Jimmy Stewart.

[@SimonWinchester-hm5rn]

No quarters here in OZ

[@yeffblanco]

Where are the transcripts?

[@MahkyVmedia1]

Lol

[@kerryrobinson9947]

Agent Orange - UNFIT & UNQUALIFIED. 🖤💣🔥🍊

[@becp488]

That poor kid! It took so long to get him out becasue first someone had to go to the exchange and swap Aussie money for quarters!

[@mammawlee]

😁😂😅

[@SaintBenard]

Let's get to the serious stuff😅

[@LittleManFlying]

Why wasn't the writer of the "H&M/ doesn't fit" joke called out? Has there been a coup?

[@Aviator27J]

I think the Alaska Airlines jokes are beyond old. The issue that happened with the door was due to Boeing and its contractor. Alaska was the victim. Add to that the fact that they have some of the best service and I don't think sending them on that specific airline would be a punishment. Sheesh. At least make the jokes relevant 😆

[@GokceSencan]

I have a correction for Seth. The bears behind Newsom look to be grizzly bears, which are extinct in California. So either these lobbyists are from out of state or the graphics department is once again trying to embarrass Seth!

[@electricsleepsounds792]

We actually don't have "quarter" coins in Australia. We have 5c, 10c, 20c, 50c, $1 and $2. Our 50c coin is the largest (and not circular) and our $2 is tied with 5c for the smallest coin.

[@JohnVanderbeck]

How does a kid get INSIDE one of those machines anyway?

[@yeah_nah...]

I was literally just about to comment this, electricalsleepsounds

[@unexplainablespatula]

Better than The Late Show! 🥰

[@HootieMcCalvinball]

Jackal here…my son made the same joke about some teens in his school 4:00 because they all got in trouble for phones being used in class. His comment was they were busy on the clock app…Tik Tok !

[@pattilunsford492]

I find it sexy when somebody can sport their own luck

[@kinmanthebrave]

We don't have quarters in Australia!! Oh no...what have I become? Australia also doesn't have jackals. Please don't let me be the first!!!!

[@cheeziest2313]

Skibbity bop mm dada

[@isaackitone]

Who else loves Australian quarters? 😂😂😂😂

[@ArtyFactual_Intelligence]

An Australian Quarter is a six pack.

[@isaackitone]

@@ArtyFactual_Intelligence 😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

[@susiebozzini1301]

being good at baseball...yep, good one

[@jasonrothgeb6071]

The problem with the pumpkin juice joke wasn't the joke, it was the situation itself. Hard to laugh when you are stuck on "what" and "why did they do THAT?"

[@Duckofthedragon]

What happened to the dog shaming skits that was one of my favorite things on this show?

[@luqeprisecaru8507]

"more than enough of that" :) cause that "joke was cut"