John Daker's friend, Pearl Gross does some stand up.

[@TheSuperSqueegy]

I'm fully Christian, and these tapes make me want to go to Firsh Unité Mefodish Chursh.

[@afrog2666]

Whep

[@ian_b]

@@afrog2666 Scrum scree!

[@BAgodmode]

I need this whole VHS tape to be uploaded. This is gold, the whole thing is gold.

[@brandonrebekah7804]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@olamarklund1755]

When its gold, its gold!

[@cameronpruitt8339]

3:08 “He gives me shrimp... From day to day.”

[@andrewfaduk214]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WitlessGentlemen]

I loved John Daker's video, it made me laugh so hard, and while she was not a funny comedian, this sweet lady made me smile. She's just a grandma who is trying her best, and its more endearing to me than it is point and laugh funny. And I laugh at other people's expense a lot, bloopers etc are some if my favourite videos on here. But this lady made me feel more empathy toward her than anything else. Anyone else get that?

[@lizsmusic111]

Awww yeah shes somebody's grandma!!! Lol!!! That's a cute way to think of it ^.^

[@RealHexJoker]

shes a dumb bitch

[@mav_eliz1795]

Naw sorry bro, I just cringed

[@chipwhitley1586]

No. She's a dumb bitch.

[@wreksangel]

Even Jesus cringed and told her to wrap it up.

[@raukoiel]

THAT DOG TOOK 'IS HAND OFF!!! ...just about... and then she sings. magical.

[@zee339]

pearl is known in some circles as the white dave Chappelle!

[@taylorferguson4102]

😂😂😂

[@toddysurcharge771]

Pearl is known in some circles as the white Louis CK....because she also enjoys doing inappropriate things in front of people (bad comedy)

[@madelineflorio]

DYING, THANK YOU.

[@Vinnie101a]

Name them.

[@technochocolate123]

I think it's great that this program allowed local people a platform to explore their performance hobbies. I loved when Pearl said she's "just so proud to be here!"

[@johnqpublic912]

Whep

[@MireVale]

Dits

[@97channel]

When you know that you ffmmm.

[@h0lly_blue]

bwaaaag

[@h0lly_blue]

@Joseph Bailey just like everyone in these videos

[@mitchl.5549]

Suck some men and angels say Hallelujah

[@fodsaks]

I want to hear Bob's side of the story.

[@afrog2666]

Bob Ross? Bob Lazar? Bob Dylan? Bobbie Lee? Bob Hoskins? Bobby Kennedy? Bob Marley? Bob Barker? Bob the Builder?

[@tulsatombob2769]

This is the reason I left the Methodist Church and went to the 1st Pentecostal Snake Dancers Church.

[@patrickfitzgerald9616]

But what has any of this got to do with the Firshyounigh Mefidiff Church?

[@DavidThomas-jc8ov]

S. Eric Ruth Yep she had 55 years teaching in that town.

[@toddysurcharge771]

@David Thomas and her teaching paid off if Pearl and John Dakkar's performances are any indication.

[@markstoudenmire4935]

@@patrickfitzgerald9616 😆

[@delphinbringsby6768]

1:41 "And when he got to that bathroom, well, boy howdy; I tell you it was the stinkiest dump I ever done smelt. Pppeeeee-Uuuuuu, Bob!"

[@Sergeant26]

Y'all know what Ace Hardware is right?

[@sinikalsin]

GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!

[@SuperRacheland]

reva always startin to play while they're still introducing

[@joshuag.4873]

She keeps ‘em moving in there.

[@CatholicVoicesPrayers]

Bring out Daker!

[@ItsNotRealLife]

Everyone I tell that dog joke it gets a great laugh. It's almost all about the delivery. However, I I love this sweet old lady doing something she's always wanted to do and she's clearly enjoying every minute of it. Give the audience a chance to applaud though..... "I'm just so proud to be here"!

[@TheSlugJones]

With a name like.....bob.....you know he is just a riot.

[@rickymoore7693]

Happy Belated Birthday, Samantha

[@averagegilo]

Bob is something else........ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!

[@Soccerword]

The joke about "that's not my dog" is from one of the Pink Panther movies.

[@aricaj.3006]

"You may have to wait until tomorrow for the answer you seek tonight" - dang that's actually pretty profound. Thanks, Reva and Pearl, you actually brought me some much-needed insight and reassurance. I hope you guys are happy up there in heaven hanging out with John. Whep!

[@gilson1982]

She probably read that off of a fortune cookie.

[@averagegilo]

Her singing is very heartening though

[@visaman]

This was the point that Ed Sullivan decided to pull the plug on his show.

[@kevinc.6183]

hahahahahaha

[@chipwhitley1586]

No longer a really fine shoe.

[@teiece7890]

The fact that she seamlessly went into hymns from standup is the funniest thing about her set

[@CreamedCheesed]

I love that you referred to her routine as a “set” haha

[@teiece7890]

@@CreamedCheesed lmao

[@mickeymouse12678]

I can't tell what parts are her joking and what parts are her just talking...

[@walde1968]

"And do you think he'll gain 400 pounds?!? Prob-lee will way he eats." Mic drop, bitches. Boom!

[@zee339]

... AYNE GYSS WHAUGHT!!!

[@DAKOsb]

zee339 DEAD. best comment ever

[@zee339]

lol

[@nuothe11th]

zee339 fowur hundrid payowunds

[@mav_eliz1795]

"-But he got all the looks." BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[@l.7180]

Raya Thieman I love this 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@thehotyounggrandpas8207]

Her brother Bob! Now there's a theme we can ALL relate to!

[@justinholloway733]

I made it through 1 minute and 28 seconds. Next week I will attempt to go for 2 minutes.

[@sird2333]

So, did you ever do it?

[@adrianloveslucius]

"I got all the talent... but HE got all the LOOKS! AMIRITE?!!" Ew. Nothing quite like living up to your name, there, Pearl!

[@redandblue323]

This is considered the height of humor in certain parts of Tennessee.

[@HankGrill]

A nice lady with a good sense of humor about herself and def was enjoying telling jokes and performing in her own way.

[@DrTomoculus]

This is a conversation I've overheard in my local grocery store.

[@nugeme]

What a sweetie!

[@shaunpaikai]

She sounds alot like Brak and she also tells stories like Brak.

[@iVenge]

god bless you

[@domaug]

i don't know who's funnier, this lady or John Daker. here's a hint. John Daker.

[@trvrshoe4518]

honestly this is a masterpiece

[@Sunstream58]

The mouse trap one actually made me laugh really hard. That’s a good one

[@Knee-JerkReactor]

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the woman we've all been waiting for, and waiting for. Would you welcome home please television's brightest new star. The legendary, inspirational, the one and only queen of comedy. Ladies and gentlemen, Pearl Gross! Pearl Gross, ladies and gentlemen! Let's hear it for Pearl Gross! Wonderful! Pearl Gross, ladies and gentlemen! Pearl Gross, ladies and gentlemen! Let's hear it for Pearl Gross! Wonderful! Pearl Gross, ladies and gentlemen!

[@djmarkcotter]

at what point is the punch line?

[@sird2333]

4:25. She stole John’s eyebrows amplify move.

[@1w2i3l4t]

AND THAT DOG TOOK HIS HAND OFF! *LOOKS AROUND* JUST ABOUT....

[@Shadoestar]

I owe Dane Cook an apology.

[@keybladelordus]

the sad thing is that there was an audience

[@TheHekateris]

Aw man, a more innocent America. I didn't grow up with music like this, or shows like this, but I appreciate it; fondness for a time I've never known.

[@zee339]

round up your local narcissistic retards and get a camera; baby you got a stew going!

[@Trig242]

Sounds like Bob's having a bit of a time.

[@LRGDuran]

Bob is an enigma for sure.

[@mickpriestley]

I liked the dog biting joke 😃😅

[@michaelvoorhees5978]

She's hilarious!!!

[@gilson1982]

That dog joke wasn’t written by her. Peter Sellers wrote that joke.

[@rattlesnakeralph8594]

Hysterical!

[@polyticks8453]

Send this to Greg Gutfeld. He has some SERIOUS comedic competition.

[@oxfordbags]

Happy 31st birthday Samantha

[@ShyGamingGuy]

My face and my keyboard have become 1.

[@bushman92646]

Pearl is a true butter face.

[@visaman]

@2:44 If Earnest was alive today, he'd be 128.

[@walde1968]

If Reva were alive today, she'd be 101!

[@rbrockster]

If Bob were alive today, he'd still only have one hand because of that mangy dog!

[@prachitzung1]

After this episode, they increased John Daker’s appearance fee to two bottles of communion wine and all the bread that he could eat.

[@MidnightSwinger]

It's actually pretty impressive that Reva wrote that melody for that poem. Pearl doesn't sing it well, but it's a good, strong melody that fits the lyrics well.

[@lekoman]

Well, Reva's been playin' piano in this town for fifdyfife years!

[@michaellasfetto5810]

She actually sings really well, especially when you consider her age. I often sing in a church choir with a bunch of old ladies, and sings much less flat, her vibrato is much more under control, and her tone is a lot purer. She also sang much more expressively than I was initially expecting her to. Although, the last song that she sang for her brother--she clearly didn't know it that well, hahahahaha.

[@brucep9729]

You won't find quality comedy like this now days!

[@Jimrauchsgps]

It sucks that they deleted Pearl telling the Aristocrats joke…it was nasty AF…

[@RJ6AV6]

She's not a bad singer imo 👍 And Bob sounds like a riot!

[@ericwebbjr]

She use to open for Jesus

[@oma15]

This was probably considered risque comedy at the time

[@jake8855]

This was the early '90s. You act like it's the vaudeville era.

[@Bandythings]

Nailed it.

[@showguyer]

This is the funniest shit i ever heard! Omg I'm in tears, she is good!

[@ge2623]

"He goes down on the beach" I thought she was going Redd Foxx there for a minute.

[@tannerin]

such simple people

[@Vinnie101a]

Please, please . . . Bring on Henrietta and Merna! (if you don’t know them, check their incredible performance right here on KZbin).

[@MrYoubetyy]

Hand it to the Peoria,IL Methodists..

[@MrLockertsen]

That's Gross!

[@SwampLord9]

Ah git so im-bearist 'bout mah bruther Bawb.

[@Totes1829]

Damn, pearl roasting these fools!

[@benmiller1462]

She makes me feel incredibly bad for poor Bob. This has absolutely aged like fine wine. Bob deserves so much more respect and I think it came back around to him.

[@chipwhitley1586]

Pearl needs to swear more.

[@DoubleDoomEnt]

that dog one though.... gold

[@madmandu]

Another step further into the Dakerverse!

[@chad5893]

0:57 Sorry, Bob went down on the beach? Who was the lucky guy?

[@MrNerdyreviews]

Goddamn you Bob, why do you need to always go to the bathroom?

[@Dagyo23]

She broke the first rule of comedy, she mentioned death without a joke!

[@LRGDuran]

Her comedy doesn't follow any damn rules.

[@DoctorBirdleaf]

Pearl Gross like you've never heard her before.

[@ge2623]

I saw her open for Steve Martin in Madison Square Garden.

[@Fredthedrummer21]

2:13 "he - he - he's awwlways such 'n embarassment to me" Yeah, you should talk.

[@MrTommyVitale]

From Comedian to Singer in seconds.

[@LRGDuran]

You had to be multi faceted back then.

[@carolynboxmeyer7622]

I would love to have a copy of that song that Reva wrote with her friend Edith!

[@BenMitchell75]

I love poims

[@Sergeant26]

I want to hear this now with a laugh track

[@destroyerofstupid7073]

I thought she was going to say someone kicked toilet water in his mouth

[@trvrshoe4518]

WHAT THE DEAL WITH GOING TO THE BATHROOM!??

[@dclujetic]

I once got stuck in an elevator with a smelly old guy, a woman with 2 crying children, a mime, and a sick teenager. That was WAAAAY funnier than any of this video.

[@illmitchjax]

mr moooray

[@kevinphillips5533]

Lost episode of last comic standing.

[@meattrademark]

At first I thought it was Bill Hicks.

[@FirewoodEnjoyer69]

poor bob

[@famousgraveswithdiamonddave]

My ribs are hurting.

[@bobbymac1319]

This lady has timing. That guy is still alive!

[@adamsmashups4839]

Still funnier than Amy Schumer.

[@spider23000]

Aloopa scrum scree. 'Gross' by name....

[@SnakesGaming2016]

tsss tssss....homerun pearl gross!

[@cellasedui6061]

What is this show??

[@mountainbliss4u]

wow that really bit the big one.

[@tommy..980]

Perl bought the house down 😂😂

[@housewifeuntilheaven1593]

I think Reva gave her a laugh at 2:07. Good to know someone gave her the proper props that she truly earned here.