John Mulaney Shares NSFW Spider-Ham Outtakes from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

[@super_cyb0rg226]

"I've been Spider Ham 30 f***ing years!" was delivered absolutely flawlessly. In fact, even all of his cleaned up lines in the movie were pitch perfect. This movie is easily a 9/10. Watch it.

[@tristanredding6750]

Just curious what would make it 10/10 for you?

[@rattian1976]

Tristan Redding high standards

[@chocolatesugar-lovage9678]

Are you kidding!? This movie is a 15 outta 10! 😆

[@jokesandpunsandskitsohmy3038]

They rated it 9/10 because they didn't allow spiderham to cuss

[@squoosetiel]

@@tristanredding6750 obviously spiderham getting to say "fuck"

[@GetSherlock22]

Are you telling me that Marvel got him to a secondary location with nothing more than a phone call???

[@officialbarilla3124]

don't worry John cussed a lot and so that threw them of their rythm

[@Holliday0089]

@@officialbarilla3124 I was gonna say this shit

[@jethrosullivan2862]

Bittenbinder would not be impressed

[@isaacman112]

No. Sony did.

[@thorgod0824]

I hope he brought his money clip

[@Taylor-tut]

"this is how people get kidnapped... but I was available." did JJ Bittenbinder teach him NOTHING??

[@darion8476]

That special made me wheeze with laughter

[@souulkeeper1384]

Well he did tell them "when" you get kidnapped, not "if" you get kidnapped. So John probably thought this was his when.

[@stopthatwaffle9928]

Gotta throw them off their rhythm

[@user-lq3ub5yb3v]

Nikki Riley there was no secondary location (thank god)

[@imperiumdivinity]

STREET SMARTS!

[@TurdFerguson884]

John Mulaney and his old timey radio voice

[@notyourdaughter666]

Turd Ferguson I love him too much

[@the_mango_hornets_restaurant]

He's been alone in a room eating saltine crackers for 28 years

[@fredarok579]

Old timey radio voices are great.

[@gameridiotNOT]

Thank you for giving the perfect way to describe his voice

[@libby0512]

we love his voice

[@kimsteinman7972]

Petition for an independent spiderham film that lets John mulaney cuss for 2 hours

[@goldengifts3830]

Yes. Wait what about Peni? Isnt she too young for the cusses?

[@rpaccount5489]

I’d sign

[@oliviaprice2637]

Yes yes and yes👌

[@doggo377]

YESSSSS MAKE A PETITION

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

@@goldengifts3830 She's 14...what do you think?

[@XiaoTime]

This tall child has really grown - going to a secondary location and everything.

[@funkdancingforselfdefense5278]

I love you

[@Onestinkyboi]

I respect the references

[@applepi-ri9dv]

I respect you

[@Sofia-zx8hk]

Next thing you know and he'll be throwing his money clips

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

@@Sofia-zx8hk Punching out tail lights, waving to other cars from inside the trunk...

[@emmas5287]

John Mulaney should host the Oscars.

[@larurentius]

Emma S your halfway right John mulaney and Nick Kroll should host the oscars

[@emmas5287]

YOU RIGHT THEY BOTH SHOULD HOST

[@lalie9995]

King Loui did you really just say “blacks” 🙄

[@mbanerjee5889]

John Mulaney should host everything.

[@dawizz98]

King Loui Black people don't give a shit about the Oscars 😂 we care about the BET Awards keep that racist shit elsewhere bitch boy

[@justinkays6586]

“Youre a super hero who is a pig and makes non-stop outdated joke” He played my dad in this movie.

[@t.h.1492]

I just realized this. All our dads are in this movie, the dads are spider-ham’s nose

[@stickypoopoo8982]

My dad is venom in this movie, because venom wasn't in it........

[@stikvidsyt1369]

@@stickypoopoo8982 Such an edgy joke... I love it

[@stickypoopoo8982]

@@stikvidsyt1369 thanks man u totally sounded like u loved it :D

[@lt.boinks992]

You’re dads a superhero

[@--coven]

literally any guest ever: so i- jimmy: 🤣👏🤣🤣👏

[@skinnybuggo]

literally any guest ever:S- Crowd:(*CANNED LAUGHTER*)

[@Jezcassar]

1:12

Im LIVING for these Jimmy Fallon roasts

[@coopa4460]

guest: a- jimmy: tee-hee 🙈😂🤠

[@jacobaltredes7384]

Robert Irving: Hi Jimmy: *F e a r*

[@jasonfish896]

And then I was asked if I wanted to watch this movie. And I said no. You know... like a liar.

[@anielson6152]

Jason Fish lol yes

[@additop8118]

The one thing you can't replace

[@bananabyter]

*_i've never climbed a fence that high before_* ...and then I woke up at home.

[@Mickey_Moon507]

*I've never claimed a fence that high before.* ... And then I woke up at home.

[@dragonrider0079]

I love this thread so much omg

[@junkyardjoe1419]

I only watch a Jimmy Fallon video when his guest is worth it. And John Mulaney is worth putting up with Jimmy Fallon.

[@seamusthefamous]

Junkyard Joe I second that

[@kellogscornflakes2430]

Yeah like why did he laugh at 1:28 I just don’t get him

[@ZoeLoza]

Same

[@karamellcreme]

I can never stand Jimmy Fallon.

[@demonatic7258]

I don’t like jimmy fallon but I like John mulaney

[@gamedemon24]

Well his first mistake was letting the producers take him to a secondary location

[@adrianrice2177]

At least he had his money clip on him, from some haberdashery

[@arbenbalian8755]

h

[@gamedemon24]

i

[@levijames717]

detective jj bittenbinder tried to warn him.

[@mick-7032]

gamedemon24 J.J bittenbinder would be so disappointed

[@loganmoreland7394]

This is the most British looking guy who isn't British

[@blademasta3650]

tr900 - yes British people have a look, now go back to your dark corner you edgy teen with a blacked out profile picture.

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

LOL he looks like a more handsome american version of my inbred friend in school lol

[@vertexmurcury1816]

😂😂😂how dare you tell the truth

[@loganmoreland7394]

@@AbsoluteAbsurd lmao😂😂😂

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Caleigh Moreland lol

[@somerandomkid6858]

Nobody’s talking about how Jimmy Fallon’s handshake got denied.

[@kimchik6825]

Lmao I didn’t notice! Thank u for pointing that out

[@darkain666]

yeah, that was bruuuutal XD

[@itsameprincesspeach]

Rightfully so

[@izzyg4184]

i dont think he even saw his hand.... bless John’s heart

[@luxusmode111]

This tall child should host the Academy Awards. This is one of the cleanest comedians out there.

[@larurentius]

luxusmode111 as long as Nick kroll is cohosting

[@bickle8931]

Naw hell get banned for saying jew in a joke

[@referablesauce]

Cleanest comedians? I'm not 100% familiar with his work buuuuttt, have you seen Big Mouth? Great show, give it a go.

[@luxusmode111]

Andy Larsen i've seen it. I think he just voiced it, Kroll's the one more involved in writing and producing it. But obviously i've also meant he's very wholesome, and that you wont find any homophobic/racist tweet or whatever people these days get offended by.

[@richardmarshall7283]

luxusmode111 you should actually listen to his standup. He is not wholesome, he just good at making it seem so.

[@judi7238]

I can't believe John Mulaney actually went to a secondary location, like does he not remember anything Bitten binder said?

[@zacharywoodward8543]

Judi W. STREET SMARTS

[@brightnfab291]

Spoilers: It actually had a disappointing lack of Spider Ham lines

[@leeman27534]

the movie kinda had a disappointing lack of spider ham lines. i think his uncle has more lines.

[@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay]

@@leeman27534 Spider-Ham's uncle?

[@IdeaBox-dk5vj]

@@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay Actually, he was referring to Uncle Aaron, Miles's uncle. But I am now curious as to what Spider-Ham's uncle's name could be. Thanks!

[@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay]

@@IdeaBox-dk5vj A scrapped line says his name is Frankfurter.

[@IdeaBox-dk5vj]

@@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay Thank you!

[@brigidmalley8479]

Tall Child: So I get to a building... Jimmy: 😂😂😂👏 1:56

[@HiDefRonin]

Brigid Malley Lmao

[@manastiwari324]

Tall Child: hello Jimmy:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lordoftheducks332]

Get some rest Tall Child!!!

[@tastedivinefury2198]

Brigid Malley 😂😂

[@tastedivinefury2198]

Guest : *breathes* Jimmy: 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭👌👌

[@JinxProductions]

“There are a lot of die hard Spider-Ham fans out there” *Raises Hand*

[@owlancaster]

really? you're a spider ham fan? Name 3 songs.

[@teresabarahona1029]

Cuatro Elemento

[@beantrouser]

Raises Ham

[@amandanies3174]

*raising hand*

[@eledomingu]

His snout has an expression like his eyes.

[@SL1MTB0Y01]

into the spider verse was brilliant but it would be even better if john were allowed swear

[@mattkingdon5260]

How do I mute just Jimmy Fallon?

[@jaredbumblecrum]

First you buy a weapon, do the rest

[@dzfz2100]

Oh man, that would be an amazing Chrome extension - just make Fallon not exist anywhere on the Internet

[@klillym1461]

Very careful editing

[@sm9800]

@@jaredbumblecrum joker vibes

[@lfkw2484]

He's doing a good job representing all asian-americans

[@hellomarjory]

such an empowered asian woman!

[@davidjames-cameron617]

" Papa, today I saw a boy with no eyes" 😂😂

[@starfiring]

Sick reference, bro.

[@artoriapendragonidilfitri7414]

His a TIGER MOM.

[@thelonecourier3439]

Showing those shogunate assholes who's boss

[@duckynoodles3560]

John played the voice of spider-ham....he'll need to make ham jokes now

[@MrFunyun]

I like bacon.

[@y3ldarb2]

A 'pigs are cannibals' type of joke might work well.

[@VoyageOne1]

I hope they do in Big Mouth s3

[@seanperone449]

He’s John Ham now!

[@folks3864]

Aubrey Does Art he needs to go ham on them.

[@jordanmathenia1966]

"It CAN get weirder!"

[@athousandyearoldfossil5059]

I just washed my hands, that's why their wet...

[@anonymousmarv5048]

“...No other reason.”

[@LikeTheBuffalo]

John Mulaney is too good for Fallon. Jimmy must have some _amazing_ photos of whoever he's blackmailing to have this job.

[@jemimathekitten7435]

John: - which is how a lot of kidnappings begin. Y'all: "Jimmy: HARGHAHA" Me: S T R E E T S M A R T S

[@thisisaperson9137]

With J.J. Bittenbinder

[@ljmobs]

SHUT UP YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE STREET SMARTS

[@skinjuice7491]

Look at that high waisted man he’s got a wonderful way about him without trying too hard.

[@hannahmaria9021]

😂😂 this is so good!

[@hollyodell4012]

He's got feminine hips...

[@katethegate]

Holly Odell NO! THAT’S THE THING HE’S SENSITIVE ABOUT!

[@szthbnsfprdctn]

"so i get to a build-" jimmy: AHAHAHAHAHAH A BUILDING IS A STRUCTURE "haha yeah. so i walk ins-" "INSIDE AHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

[@sabahbubbler]

Spider-Ham's theme song should be "What's new pussycat", played 7 times

[@senoj.rednaxela]

And one "it's not unusual" between pussycats

[@smosh_crone]

John being worried about being kidnapped proves that Bittenbinder's methods really had a lasting impact

[@bluepugjr4573]

John mulaney: *exists* Jimmy Fallon on vacation across the world: *WHEEZE*

[@autsjn]

This is the best comment I’ve seen today thank you

[@truelocomax2804]

John: so I Fallon: 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😐

[@kylemitchell3855]

*slaps desk*

[@wetwilIy]

Seen this joke already bro

[@kylemitchell3855]

@@wetwilIy and we've all seen Fallons fake ass laugh before but that doesn't stop him

[@entity7150]

Bittenbinder would be ASHAMED. HE TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THIS JOHN!

[@epmoua]

I just looooove John Mulaney’s sense of humor. An amazing human being. 👍🏻

[@leilarobles9359]

5:38 is where the outtakes start to happen. 2 days? (laugh) I've been spider-ham for 30 f***ing years

[@canijust101]

Leila Robles i love that line

[@davidmorgan758]

Look at that high waisted man, he’s got feminine hips

[@sorbet_salamanderd2014]

David Morgan stop you’re making him feel insecure!

[@davidmorgan758]

GeekyGrace 10 You’re right, I’m so sorry. I forgot that was the thing he’s sensitive about

[@ThelookofBangladesh]

Motu.patlu

[@n1ghtman87]

@@ThelookofBangladesh Present

[@husker4life109]

Stop making fun of him he’s new in town

[@winx123rocks]

astonishing, get some rest tall child

[@alsity1]

без ума без дума

[@winx123rocks]

@@alsity1 кул

[@drewsnider7352]

He will never rest

[@ephraimboomer2390]

His voice sounds like a smart charismatic nerd with a bad cold

[@pintlemounted]

0:22 I'd like to make a correction: spider-ham is a spider that was bit by a pig, not a pig that was bit by a spider.

[@TFPrime217]

I don’t think I can ever not hear Spider-Ham when he talks

[@Animallover24678]

petition for all of the outtakes to be released

[@sorbet_salamanderd2014]

HE WENT TO A SECONDARY LOCATION SJSJSKKS

[@jasmineballew9145]

Fallon kinda ruins interviews for me, he just can't stop laughing for two damn seconds and let the person talk 7/10 only watched for Mulaney

[@jrt9]

Jasmine Ballew I so agree.

[@stephaniedee5163]

Agreeeeee

[@DevdevOnYT]

Yeah, Jimmy's kinda annoying

[@Sophia-cy5pm]

1:20 - 2:20 is the worst! Most annoying minute of my life.

[@rubyisalwayssleepy8775]

I just wanted to watch John Mulaney swear like a sailor

[@nathanchappell4495]

Jimmy: nice to see you *puts out hand* John: oh hi Jimmy: *retracts hand*

[@violetsnotviolence]

John finally conquered his fear of being taken to a second location. My parents took me to see films not made for kids too. They took me to see the first Batman with Michael Keaton, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, and Dances with Wolves when I was about 4, 5, and 6 give or take.

[@VoyageOne1]

John is absolutely slaying the animation game lately.

[@impatientinc.9332]

Nicholas Cage deserves an Oscar for his performance as Spider-Man Noir. Also Jimmy Fallon is a hack.

[@webbyishere]

agreed

[@lazylamont92]

What a wonderful high-waisted asian child

[@AxxLAfriku]

This is super confusing to me: Why do I have TWO girlfriends even though I am the unprettiest KZbinr EVER? Good night dear lazylamont

[@sohanurrahman8726]

@@AxxLAfriku ভি এফ এস এম এ ছাড়া এই যে কেউ

[@sohanurrahman8726]

@@AxxLAfriku www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/delete?pronunciation&lang=en_us&dir=d&file=delete01

[@sohanurrahman8726]

অব বাংলাদেশ থেকে এই কথা না এই সব সময় এই যে কেউ না কেন যেন এক লহমা এর ব্লগ পর্ব গেমস জোন পর্ব গেমস জোন একটি টিউন এই কথা বলা হয় না এই কথা বলে যে এই কথা না এই যে কেউ না করে না এই সব সময় থেকে উঠে আসা হয় এই যে আমি আর এই যে কেউ তো আর কি আর এই যে কোন এক সময় থেকে এই রকম কিছু নেই তাই না করে নিতে হবে আর

[@npc0076]

what the fuck is all this above me

[@Mububban23]

I want to hear what the guests have to say, but Jimmy Fallon just ruins it and makes it almost impossible to watch. It's like Diet Coke. I give it a try, swear never to do it again, then come back a long time later and think 'Oh, it can't have been that bad surely." So I give it another shot and think "No, it's even worse than I remember."

[@skinnybuggo]

idk i like diet coke :P

[@Mububban23]

Which is why nobody should ever tel you not to drink it - it's just not for me :-)

[@4yer4]

great analogy lolll

[@daricart1174]

I'd like to be considerate but he just laughs at every statement by any guest ever...

[@kottonkandy0962]

Diet Coke taste the same as regular Coke

[@gwendolynbeals5806]

We deserve badges for our honorary work and struggle of watching Jimmy Fallon

[@EPancho]

Jimmys fake laugh is honestly getting old

[@davidsharounoff8521]

He's been doing if for so long he probably can't help it. Kinda sad in a way.

[@lottielocke3411]

I think he's depressed

[@gilbag]

"Getting old"!? He's borderline unwatchable.

[@mrlisterresistor9695]

I think its not that bad because it makes the person being interviewed a little more comfortable and happy because they said something funny

[@julienne4840]

it’s BEEN old

[@joaomonteiro2011]

This spider-ham sounds like Andrew from Big Mouth

[@KJ_1810]

João Monteiro .... that’s a joke right?🤣

[@annawallis7901]

They are both played by him. FYI

[@joaomonteiro2011]

Nomad _1819 of course 😂

[@joaomonteiro2011]

Anna Wallis yeah i know. It's called sense of humor...

[@TheTeleporter101]

Anna Wallis naaaahhhh you don’t say?!?!

[@BrionSalazar]

Marvel has to love the "I peed my pants so my mom could watch a movie..." story during all the pressers. lol.

[@Anonymous_Guest]

Spider pig Spider pig Does whatever a spider pig does. Can it sling? From a web? No he can’t He’s a pig

[@isabellab5035]

They got him to a secondary location! Did Detective J. J. Bittenbinder teach him nothing?

[@fern9835]

John Mulaney is so funny and then whats his name starts talking

[@michaelmclean3767]

wish there was away to mute Jimmy

[@vadim6922]

I can't think of anything to comment so I'm just going to post a Blueberry pancake recipe. 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1 1/4 teaspoons white sugar 1 egg 1 cup milk 1/2 tablespoon butter, melted 1/2 cup fresh or frozen blueberries, thawed 1. In a large bowl, sift together flour, salt, baking powder, baking soda and sugar. In a small bowl, beat together egg and milk. Stir milk and egg into flour mixture. Mix in the butter and fold in the blueberries. Set aside for 1 hour.A 2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle. or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve. EnJoy

[@lildisappointment4252]

yUm

[@LordSkella]

They sound moist and delicious Dank stuff, bro

[@Louisboss99]

Thanks

[@roseof_alltrades3809]

Huh I'm actually going to go make it!

[@golden1324]

Vadim Gee fuck you

[@HellfireClub242]

The best Spider-Man Movie to date!!

[@happyhogan17]

No

[@Justcarlosdiaz]

it looks wildly shitty but I'm willing to check it out

[@JensenTheShinigami]

Carlos Diaz Less Speaking more grass cutting

[@thejousife5215]

The Hellfire Club! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@thingything4004]

Carlos Diaz it was SO good

[@sonidojamon]

Fallon. fake. Laughs. Everywhere.

[@AmandaGeyerSnobahr]

"This is Los Angeles" Bit about parents taking kids to non-kid movies. I saw BLAZING SADDLES in the theater, the year it released. I was SIX. I thought it was hi-freakin'-larious. Still do.

[@baldr6894]

John Mulaney: “hello” Jimmy: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jupitermelonmikey]

they got him to the secondary location

[@robbieharrison9078]

“You look British.”

[@eckoalbino3493]

I really miss John Mulaney's sitcom

[@eef1309]

There was a SITCOM

[@eef1309]

+Myself WHEN WHAT HOW WHY

[@taylorjudge4506]

@@eef1309 it was on fox and of course fox ruins everything that isn't family guy or the Simpson's.

[@kimberlyvaleroso4287]

I really like how John makes sure to look at the audience when he talks. He really talks to everyone. Love this guy

[@gurlgotswag10]

Jimmy tried to handshake John in the beginning but failed lol

[@Eph_Wilson]

He starts sharing the actual outtakes at 5:38.

[@pinedragon5398]

Why is everybody being so mean to Jimmy Fallon in the comment section

[@FavianTubeX]

Because phony reactions when you should be having natural unforced reactions, you don't need to fake laugh when your guest is hilarious

[@judi7238]

Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does, can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig. _LOOK OOOOOOUT_

[@paolomilutinovic9449]

Jimmy is like Jerry from Rick and Morty

[@edelfosse]

Not even Jerry is that poor of an excuse for a human being

[@mukman8151]

@@edelfosse dont fucking diss my guy

[@michaelrhett4958]

I can imagine the entire cast trying to contain their laughter every time he did one of those outtakes.

[@oakiedoakie_40]

he went to a secondary location :/

[@PakistaniReacts]

4:38 .. Yeah he said that.. Jimmy ... He was literally telling you that "he said that" before you redundantly and rudely cut him off and asked him to repeat himself.

[@SageT93]

He didn't ask him to repeat himself. He was clarifying whether John actually said that to his mom or if that's just what he was saying to himself in his head.

[@DeletedUserwqDaOxzQ]

0:02 Rejected

[@anthonybrice9977]

For those of y’all who have yet to see the movie, it’s amazing. Visually, it’s the best cartoon I’ve ever seen. Holy heck. The pop culture references are out the ass too! It’s pretty great. 9.5/10 would watch again!

[@simretsekhon586]

OK he convinced me to watch the movie

[@cryinglaughingemoji1741]

Ugh his hair looks sooo good here

[@hellsfirealpha]

When they tell you "Have fun" during voice acting, they should know whats going happen.

[@andrewh4874]

Spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does

[@r.i.pjuicewrld7941]

Their chemistry is awesome

[@pupu8590]

1:37 STREET SMARTS

[@lee_likes_bees]

I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THAT VOICE IN THE TRAILER! Omg my favorite comedian is gonna be in a movie!

[@sakurachannel9624]

When he didnt shake his hand at the beginning lol

[@elise820]

“two days ! ahah i’ve been spider-ham for 30 fucking years !”

[@valeried8542]

He looks so much younger; this was only 1 year ago lol

[@keren.icehand]

I love him in "big mouth"😂👍💜

[@geoffreyfeinberg9792]

Can't wait to see it. Cool there's more than one Spider Man than just the Peter Parker we know.

[@eereree]

only reason why Spider Ham didnt return is bc Jack Horner was busy existing near the time

[@Bengrimm61]

Also because he was in rehab.

[@benc6046]

Can someone change the [Speaking foreign language] subtitle to "hajimemashite yoroshiku" this is seen in 06:57

[@nolongeractive2581]

my best friend and i really like marvel and we were probably gonna see this anyway, but if there’s anyone we love more than anything it’s John Mulaney and now we’re 100000% gonna see this

[@sekirk]

I can’t believe I didn’t recognise his voice, I was laughing too hard at Peter porker

[@lobs7070]

John’s pitch for a spinoff: ‘Ok so he gets to say fuck, and the main villain is a horse, but get this, in a hospital.’

[@stevem.o.1185]

Makes me feel old that no one is mentioning spider pig from the Simpsons movie

[@timmyclary0122]

Hailee Steinfeld is the voice of Spider Gwen/Gwen Stacy and she stars in Bumblebee I want her on the show.

[@penny.dreadful666]

Holy shit the eyes on his nose blink too

[@frigidguyy6316]

John Mulaney: Hi Jimmy Fallon: *wheezes*

[@kovu1530]

I watched all of his show on netflix.

[@adrianrice2177]

Big Mouth? Or his stand up specials?

[@kovu1530]

stand up, i didnt even know he played in big mouth.@@adrianrice2177

[@adrianrice2177]

@@kovu1530 lol of course he did Drez, of course he did. He played Andrew

[@gabbydoodle1]

I didn't even notice he played Peter Porker lmao Bro that makes the character 10x funnier!

[@Dabolio]

4:26 notice how Jimmy only laughs when everyone else does

[@mackenzieclarkson8006]

That was funny