Kraven The Hunter Review

[@adamcade604]

I hope John finally opens his eyes and realizes that 2 of the 3 screenwriters are the same people who wrote Transformers 5 & Men in Black 4

[@kristinab3838]

In fairness, they probably wrote on it in separate stalls of the toilet. And there's probably 15 other writers who didn't get credited.

[@jaredwyrick4527]

John you’ve got to learn your lesson, Sony has never cared about the Universe or the quality. You keep setting your expectations too high

[@SsbPrime]

And he had to nerve to insult all of us for rightfully saying bringing Evans back was desperation

[@icantthinkofagoodusername4575]

He’s stuck in 2004. Because Sony made Spider-Man 2 20 years ago.

[@Awarenessss85]

@@SsbPrime he is right about that my guy lmao, what marvel is doing is not desperation

[@Scyphi]

@@Awarenessss85they fumbled Kang then went under damage control and brought back RDJ as Doom to bring back hype. They added Evan’s probably because Captain America 4 is a bad movie and people will crave for him after it comes out.

[@Awarenessss85]

@@Scyphi what you just said is one of the worst takes I’ve ever read idk where to start lmao, first of all they pivoted to doom because Disney fired majors and you don’t work for marvel so you don’t know if cap 4 is bad or not your just delusional, just because you heard “ rumors” please you don’t know anything, and what John said is absolutely correct why would they not bring in those two when it’s a multiversal story, your just deranged

[@spicymemes7458]

Between this, Madame Web, and Morbius, it's gonna be a great movie night at Guantanamo Bay.

[@emoney6692]

Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.

[@NolanWins]

@@spicymemes7458 I want a triple pack on Blu Ray for meme reasons alone

[@hulksmash2780]

John's rants are more entertaining than some movies 😂😂😂😂

[@Ronin-kk4bt]

I don’t even care that he spoiled the movie this is hilarious 😂

[@colveraki]

I saw this movie unfortunately...20min in, the guy two seats away from me was snoring sound asleep. I was jealous 😅😂

[@IsaacV24]

Between the failures of Joker 2, Madame Web, Venom 3, and now Kraven, 2024 has to be the death of the villain solo movie.

[@EvieMcauliff]

Madame Web isn't a villain in the comics or the film

[@kurtmaryville4941]

Madame Web isn’t a villain. When has she ever been a villain?

[@jamesreegs9711]

Venom 3 is not a failure

[@lucascassol2995]

I echo the same thing everyone else is saying about Madame Web, but can we say it’s more so the death of the unnecessary or cynical superhero franchises. Say what you will about Marvel proper and their poor streak, at least they made good movies at some point.

[@pradeepsethi90]

Clayface says hello

[@Supherodude]

Was the cure for cancer discovered in the same Amazon jungle where Madame Web’s mom was researching spiders right before she died?

[@damncidd]

Kraven the Hunter was never an anti-hero, he’s just a villain. Same with Morbius. At this point Sony doesn’t care to understand or respect the source material.

[@jsnification]

Morbius was an anti hero in his own comic. The problem is the villians don't work without Spider-Man.

[@LouisBartholomew-n9v]

When he said, " My name is Kraven, with a "K" , I was done..😂

[@freelikeyve]

"Kraven hit me in such a way... it was like a sledgehammer to the BAWLS" lmaoooo

[@matthewheywood8532]

An actual line in the movie and I kid you not . Calypso says “my grandmother died and I never saw her again “

[@nicholashewitt6556]

My whole body just shook from disbelief, I get that someone can die and be revived, but I doubt the context before that was about a revival so that line is terrible.

[@matthewheywood8532]

@ I was hoping it meant something like that but no she is just dead

[@JohnnyNada]

"too bad YOU... will die"

[@joshuamurray6580]

She is dead,because she died because she is dead.

[@Mike-eo1bw]

Ah yes how I've missed Campea rants

[@mickfox3262]

"Everything special about you came out of a bottle." -Calypso

[@handlessbeggar11]

"Kraven took my hope like a precious baby seal and clubbed it death on the snows of AMC theatre and left me bleeding and crying for Mama" should be on the movie poster.

[@Atoneeo]

100.

[@DallasRabot]

TLDR version for those who can’t be bothered to watch this video review: John loved the movie and gave it a 10/10z He highly recommends that you watch it at the cinema as soon as you can.

[@noahkahan4364]

Two of the three writers are a team and their last 3 films are Uncharted Men in Black International and Transformers The Last Knight so yeah....

[@JoeyAustin-ul1qb]

Always look at their last works

[@ThunderForce2000]

@@JoeyAustin-ul1qbYou definitely have to go by the motto of “What have you done for me lately.”

[@noahkahan4364]

and how the mighty have fallen because they also wrote Iron Man. Though maybe Iron Man was just a fluke because after Iron Man they wrote punisher Warzone and then the three movies that I just mentioned.

[@adamcade604]

​@@noahkahan4364Iron man was mostly an unfinished script that it's dialogue was primeraly improvised by the actors and the director themselves

[@noahkahan4364]

@ really?

[@dachisoncarrazco]

I totally don’t understand the hate or dislike for this movie. It was actually pretty good decent for a smaller movie. I don’t get the hate it was at least decent to good.

[@desislavageorgieva2362]

I liked it as well. 😏

[@anpc86]

man this is as good as expected after watching John's out of theater review this is like classic Campea rant and fury, just missing the Zevia sipping and callback to "sponsor me you SOBs"

[@sleepyazathoth5238]

.... I think he liked it.

[@JurgenHasani__]

yeah i think so.....

[@flyguy7825]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ronin-kk4bt]

😆😆😆😆

[@benm5970]

And now John you realize how foolish it was to keep having optimism for Kraven after the track record of the SPUMC universe

[@mediawarrior5957]

Like Madame Web, this film was only made so Sony can keep the film rights to the character.

[@jeremybrown7578]

I need a Campea's Top 10 Worst Movies video.

[@peterp2626]

0:19 Rikki-Tikki-Tavi is a short story in the 1894 short story collection The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling about adventures of a valiant young Indian grey mongoose.[1] It has often been anthologized and published several times as a short book. Book 5 of Panchatantra, an ancient Indian collection, includes the mongoose and snake story, an inspiration for the "Rikki-Tikki-Tavi" story.

[@ericperry72]

Was one of my fav animations from my childhood

[@DarkMayhem666]

When Rhino suddenly started hacking like a cat with a hairball, my entire theater lost it. Like, bro, where did that come from? Did he swallow a squeaky toy or something? They didn’t even bother explaining it-just pure chaos for no reason. 😂

[@chaddubois8164]

I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been filled.

[@ninthoctopus204]

You saved me money, but more importantly, you saved me my time, which is more valuable.

[@freelikeyve]

jon: *goes off for 15 minutes* ray: sounds like you shouldn't see a movie for a while 😂😂😂

[@Atoneeo]

100.

[@snowkhan99]

Nosferatu, please save the end of this year 🙏

[@TheJacqueswong]

Gosh I miss these Campea rants.

[@rory90FiVe]

1) Sony repeatedly makes terrible movies 2) Sony releases terrible trailers for a new movie that looks terrible 3) John gets excited and hopeful that obvious terrible movie will actually be good 4) John gives Sony money and gets angry that obvious terrible movie is, in fact, terrible

[@christophervarga3947]

Sony made the spiderverse films which are some of the greatest comicbook films ever made.

[@rory90FiVe]

@christophervarga3947 they are not the same as the live action films

[@NolanWins]

@@christophervarga3947 yeah but that’s also a different department, that’s Sony Animation, and Miller and Lord are definitely a contributing factor to why those movies work

[@massimorolli4414]

The bright side of bad movies are the super entertaining rant reviews

[@hassansulaiman3848]

That’s true 😂

[@mediawarrior5957]

Movie exists for the same reason as Madame Web, to keep the movie rights for the character so it does not revert back to Disney,

[@sethcarlisle7330]

Maybe the real Kraven the Hunter were the friends we made along the way

[@noahlondon8005]

What's funny is I ignored John's review when I saw how he was so excited about the movie. I didn't wanna hear ANY BS about how great this movie is when the world hates it. I JUST now read your review , John. Happy to see that you saw the light ...LOL..GREAT REVIEW!!!!!! YOU ROCK AS ALWAYS!!!

[@harshckuk]

Damn, this roast is 😂😂😂😂

[@Ronin-kk4bt]

10/10 roast😂

[@firekrave1]

Gold😂

[@TheMuscleMan2244]

So I take it he didn’t like the film?

[@suthius85]

Best. Review. Ever.

[@kriswillman2779]

I for one am thrilled for the superhero craptastic movies of the 90s to make their comeback

[@mattriddle7791]

I am not sad that the movie is bad, I am angry cause they kept delaying this to the point, that they sparked a little amount of hope that finally this movie might turn out a bit better.

[@polyglot12]

I'm a little lost here...did you like it or not?

[@ROSPoetry1]

He was looking forward to it and it let him down massively.

[@stevecrompton9910]

This is probably the greatest review John has ever done!

[@firekrave1]

This rant is gold 😂

[@allanm9190]

Hearing how bad this movie is, I now want to watch it lol

[@PenguinDust1969]

I knew I had to tune in to this review today when I saw John's straight from the theater impression last night and I am not disappointed. Sadly it seems that Hollywood is replete with writers today whose answer to any logical script question is "because." Why does the Rhino turn into the Rhino? Because. Why does the lady have the magic juju bean juice? Because. Why are they fighting now? Because.

[@brucef310]

You are just not watching original movies. plenty out there.

[@MelloProto]

"Because" can work, sometimes, if there's a "cool factor" to it or if you're dealing with something complicated like the multiverse or time travel. But some writers will rely on it for everything, resulting in an incoherent mess. I feel like the subtitle for a number of these films should be "Things Happen".

[@Rey-pl5xh]

Aside from the non seeing breath in the cold, tarot card not flying away in the wind... there was no missing finger on his brother after it was cut off. I guess they reattached it 🤦‍♂️

[@phillipborja]

Watching John rant just made my day. Omg 😅😅😅😅

[@Atoneeo]

100.

[@freelikeyve]

jon: *goes off for 15 minutes* ray: ...so you recommend this movie 😂😂😂

[@Mr_Cinematic]

I just got home from watching Kraven. I needed this video 😂

[@c17sam90]

The London car chase geographically hardly made any sense how did he get to that abandoned dock so fast

[@CactusKingForever]

I never comment on KZbin, but I have watched John Campea since the early 2010s. I appreciate that whether a movie is good or bad, he’s always honest with his thoughts

[@MJBsays]

Thanks for taking one for the team John, and saving me money.

[@likeluptid]

They told me that John Campea enjoyed Shaq O'Neal in "Kazaam"more than he enjoyed "Kraven."

[@JohnnyNada]

People saying its worse than Morbius and Madame Webb sold me on seeing it lol. I like great movies, but I LOVE terrible movies

[@matthewpotter2881]

I was legit laughing at the part where you did an example of the bad dialogue in the movie. I loved it 😂😂😂

[@datkiddtho]

this movie healed my depression, i honestly needed that laugh

[@Soojimmy]

Thank you, I surely missed Campea rant !

[@Mytubevideos85]

This is the best movie film review I have ever watched 😂

[@Omnitrix8]

In defence of the movie, the doctor who created the Rhino and Chameleon was named as Dr Miles Warren. In the comics He is popularly known as the Jackal. He was the character who cloned Parker and created Ben Reiley

[@stonechen2480]

TBH I've not had this much fun watching a movie review for a while. Ranting helps the soul to calm.

[@kieranm272]

Your review gave me a good laugh. 😂😂😂

[@wolfbite1984]

Who is this doctor with a special ability potion I need to make an appointment.

[@MrBlue3rd]

Your review of Madame Web made me laugh the entire time I watched it.

[@Jason-..-]

John, you are so funny🤣

[@mrreddick2633]

Kraven was amazing

[@rogu3tharonin]

Damn John is ripping this movie a whole new one. Worse than the bear in the Revenant😂😂😂

[@jinwu9423]

"Straight Outta Competence" should've been the movie title

[@tyrionstark4469]

I just saw it last night , i thought it was alright not gunna lie, i didnt go into it with high expectations but definitely didnt think it was the worst movie in the world

[@TemplarX2]

It was actually okay. I thought it was going to be horrible like Gladiator 2 but it was okay.

[@labguru7628]

Margin Call needs to be seen by more people. It's such a great movie.

[@dannyrrodriguez]

John keeps setting his expectations too high for these Sony movies. Guess he’ll never learn his lesson .

[@Antiklimax1989]

I honestly think he is staying optimistic on air on purpose to counteract the corner of the fandom that accuse him of wanting to hate stuff.

[@LancerX916]

One reviewer said that criminal charges need to be filled against the producer, it's so bad.

[@Trigg_arte]

Man I laughed so hard at this review 😂😂😂

[@al.109]

What's the context for the nickname "Ricky Ticky Taki" of Aaron Taylor Johnson?

[@erikblom8123]

John kept forgetting his name and just called him Ricky Ticky Taki.

[@brianh3253]

Riki Tiki Tavi the mongoose hero of Africa.

[@SG002]

If you didn’t like the movie John, then I accept your opinion.

[@joy_boy1000]

Whats worse kraven or madame webb??

[@gamertech9429]

Kraven trust me bro

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

I've heard Madame Web is technically worse, but has the camp factor whereas Kraven doesn't

[@joy_boy1000]

@@gamertech9429 at least madame webb have sydney sweeney and dakota johnson to see.. lmao

[@NicksMTTReviews]

It wasn't that bad of a movie.

[@shaigudker5857]

I made a mistake...watching this movie... But my big mistake is that I convinced my two brothers to join me...oh the shame... I was wrong about the movie...the trailer is great.. And that's it...the film is scattered and uninteresting...most of the scenes are boring and do not make sense or are not well explained. Shame on you Sony...shame on you!

[@jetscreamer1]

The last great Sony-made superhero movie was Spider-Man 2. That was 20 years ago.

[@ricobuttonpusher7061]

Into the spider verse has entered the chat

[@theghostofsparta4528]

Did you forget about Spiderverse or something

[@craigfarnham268]

Dan Murrell had a similar reaction. And yeah: I was thinking the same way John was (could be good, right?)- boy oh boy, though, sounds like hopes are destined to be dashed on this one.

[@TartanSamurai]

Stop sitting on the fence John, tell us what you actually think😂😂😂😂

[@johnniiee146]

Dude Campea is in full DESPAIR😮 just how bad is this thing?!😅

[@desislavageorgieva2362]

Not that bad, trust me. One dislike from me for Mr. Campea, who loves to b*tch about a movie, when the majority of the critics dislike it.

[@LarryHayward-v7p]

Save your money for Sonic 3

[@Brook11223]

The doctor's name is Miles Warren a deepcut from the comics and appeared in Spiderman: TAS voiced by the late Jonathan Harris.

[@studior2962]

So moral of this story, go watch War of the Rohhirim

[@juanluismendoza8655]

I’m super excited for that film.

[@RobertoGarcia-kh3pn]

Can you guys just do a reel clips of just john doing reviews on all sony spiderless movies pls

[@shunonigiri2710]

John Campea from now on: Don't give me hope

[@arbeedv2722]

JC should write the sequel asap 😂😂😂

[@jacketernity4609]

They broke John. LoL.

[@joeking3860]

"This movie had a worse conclusion than the 1930s!" -John probably

[@onifrancis1566]

This man betrayed his own common sense 😂

[@TheoriginalBMT]

I had almost spit my coffee out at that opening

[@joshjacks2837]

When it began I was immediately interested because it reminded me of how Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves starts, a film that was a pleasant surprise for me. Then the Madame Web grade exposition came and those hopes were immediately dashed to pieces.

[@reviewbomb85]

It's "ADR: The Movie"

[@byronkennedy7203]

John feels how I felt watching Zack Snyders Batman shoot a tracker onto a car but it's flashing bright red. It's the little things.

[@dpherox]

Amazing rant 👏😂❤🔥!!

[@toxin7883]

John made me wanna see it when I didn’t wanna see it before hand

[@MikeDold]

I wonder if Ryan will make a pitch meeting video for this movie…

[@pggalantd]

He better lol

[@anthonyowens1812]

Now I want to watch just to laugh. John love ur rants😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ronin-kk4bt]

Same I want to watch it to laugh😂

[@HaydenSenter]

The prime’s let us down! They tricked us into thinking this movie was gonna be good! Great review John! 😂

[@thataintrightisit]

YES to the Leafs sweater, John! GLG

[@neptuneninja]

I just want to KNOW ONE ☝🏼 THING ? Who’s this ducking Doctor 👨🏼‍⚕️ ?

[@AntonyC83]

Now I have to know what are John’s top 3 worst films of all time…

[@asianforever621]

He mentioned it a bunch of times before. Catwoman, Battlefield Earth and Highlander 2

[@Renrutier]

This was because Sony heard you say Ricky Ticky Tacky and thought oh John must love Ticky Tacky movies