LIES OUR TEACHERS TELL US

[@maksikstulgis3585]

Johnny Carey: 23 second intro Everybody liked that

[@xxgidwy8607]

Yup

[@tommyodonnell4826]

What does he say in the intro - hello everyone.......

[@10kwith1video4]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p53Xh6p-dr-XhZY

[@Y100-i9p]

@@tommyodonnell4826 what else is he supposed to say

[@imogenrann2019]

We love it x

[@idp6967]

When teachers in primary skwl acted like SATS are more important than A levels.

[@blank14976]

Imran DP ikr

[@zali290778]

My maths teacher said to us "11+ exams are the most important exams of your life" and I looked at him like "What the f*** are you on about"

[@sirnonk_noah]

my teacher did that

[@galaxy_1303]

Fr tho

[@imogenrann2019]

Lol that was such a mood x

[@danielkhan2413]

Can we just appreciate that he actually fell by swinging his chair for this video

[@gamerkid_098]

Innit he so invested in his vids

[@lewisbradbury2841]

Innit

[@SPUDSOFFICIAL.]

Innit

[@reflex9991]

Innit

[@OnlyYouTubeee]

"Innit"

[@BossBloxReal]

R.I.P THE T-SHIRT THAT WAS A CLASSIC !! 😡😡

[@ysltfx]

the guy who fell down and cracked his head open...is johnny carey

[@suckyamudda1]

I knew someone who actually cracked her head in primary I literally sat next to her there was blood everywhere

[@emmyyooo5760]

@@suckyamudda1 finally someone who isn’t actually lying!

[@suckyamudda1]

@@emmyyooo5760 is this sarcasm or nah?

[@ysltfx]

@@suckyamudda1 AWWW is she okay...I really hope so?

[@ysltfx]

@@emmyyooo5760 haha

[@scythe4433]

That one kid who cracked his head open is probs a robot student

[@anthonybriscoe2474]

Stfu you have a pickaxe from fortnite for a pfp

[@archie5952]

Dark Ghost so toxic why ?

[@active.harley3156]

Dark Ghost have you need your videos 😂😂

[@scythe4433]

Sam Akin exactly just enjoy the fucking video

[@omzldn6472]

Lmao i just remembered when teachers said that 🤣

[@omarmohammad3671]

Anyone else’s teacher used to say they would “check” the cameras when you done something?

[@FarmerJake-bo6uv]

Innit

[@charliejohnson2214]

Same here

[@jshbsnsjddn1477]

Nah mine actually did check the camera

[@buisnessbandit]

my teachers say that but never do wanna know why? well because apparently there all fake

[@Ryan-tn7qg]

Theres cameras at ur school 😹

[@jimmyjam5172]

I think Johnny’s videos are better with him wearing his T-shirt as hair than a wig Like if u agree

[@jamesrivercfcreviews1527]

100% percent

[@tannafrmdaraq7424]

Nope

[@fxntasy1674]

Doesn't matter

[@imogenrann2019]

I agree more comical x

[@jimmyjam5172]

Don’t forget to hit the like button GDEMS

[@gcurtis0859]

Johnny: I can’t feel my legs call the ambulance or school nurse School nurse: we’ll put a plaster on and you’ll be fine

[@lacifried]

*or a cold paper towel

[@07gashog7]

U mean ice pack

[@z.zimmaa]

Cold compress all whatever they call it

[@chronical423]

I got another one “ It’s not a test, just an assessment...”

[@azrealkinsey6565]

I love how, he's invested in a wig, not just a t-shirt. 😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: Omg 800 plus like, thank you everyone, feels good

[@bradw9863]

The t-shirt was jokes though

[@joekelly3131]

That’s what 1 mil subs gets you

[@azrealkinsey6565]

@@bradw9863 yeah!

[@Synthersizer.409]

1 million thingz bruv

[@azrealkinsey6565]

OH MY GOD, HE LIKED IT, THANKS SO MUCH, I AM SO HAPPY

[@gabrielmartinelli7698]

The supply that knows the seating plan is so pisstaking

[@unknown11215]

Ikr

[@izaak4746]

Innit

[@zarovakalex9272]

i have a teacher who gives the supple the seating plan ive seen the sheet of the seating plan on the supplies desk it makes me cringe

[@phoebe4766]

i had a supply today who actually knew the seating plan today

[@timdevey5190]

It is

[@theodabean2825]

Me: laying back on chair Teacher: Tells a whole essay about someone who cracked there head open

[@DH-jb7tj]

Fully😂

[@TH-my3ps]

Same

[@Thatguyemil]

Innit

[@borisbigbollocks3422]

Talk about it

[@Bruno59ish]

Ikr

[@theoutcasts8844]

“Well this is embarrassing” I have never laughed so much 😂😂😂

[@loniakinola6440]

of coure Johnny somehow made someone swinging back on their chair and a nonce related!!!!! I'm dead

[@unknown11215]

🤣🤣

[@turtle-ot2qc]

Yoooo, it feels weird when he doesn't wear a *t-shirt for the hair* instead anymore..

[@dunnerz07]

ik right

[@10kwith1video4]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p53Xh6p-dr-XhZY

[@yngs8949]

83 years ago 😂

[@purplll6126]

how.......

[@r2_888]

@@purplll6126 stfu

[@mullliner]

This man left school like 6 years and he’s still making this

[@active.harley3156]

And he is spot on 😂

[@kwakuom]

The system never changes we are all cogs in a wheel

[@doingzombieland6010]

Because 99% of his fans are still in school

[@ItzzVapi]

True

[@JP03]

its cos we can all relate

[@BossBloxReal]

2 Million by next summer ? cmon KEZZA ARMY

[@danielsore2868]

Johnny put a dent in his wall when he fell back 😂😂😂😂

[@ktsg122]

This was the thing we didn’t k ow we wanted but needed

[@jamescorbett7021]

Teachers know now cause seating plan has turned into track and trace 😤😤🥊

[@robertbettle9470]

damn, now he’s hit a milly hes has to upgrade, he’s got a wig now

[@20bagofsmack88]

He can’t even put it on properly shoulda stuck to the t shirt

[@imogenrann2019]

Hahaha true x

[@mist3151]

I remember year 1 when someone swung and ACTUALLY cracked their head open lmao

[@mariorobertson3732]

He had to bring in the nonce in the first bit 😂

[@Daisy-slays123]

Did anyone notice that he dentied the wall when he fell back on the chair lol 😂

[@conornorris4044]

When ur so early there is no funny comments and just bots

[@kyledennie]

lool

[@odiobi3817]

Yep

[@urma7713]

Indeed

[@seanlonie5090]

Mon eh hoops 🍀🍀🇮🇪🇮🇪

[@delan3829]

Yep

[@bigfatchicken3621]

Tbh my teachers never trusted our forms so she genuinely gave every sub the seating plan

[@Hello-to5gz]

Same

[@pacist5068]

Imagine like genuinely being a substitute that saw a crippled student being pissed on That would be a mental story to tell other classes you have to subtitute

[@a7official72]

Man said four legs 😂😂

[@TShah]

1:57 I was thinking John smith as well 😂

[@Sunilda01]

The shirt said: "woah there, didn't think id acc tease the merch yet did you? either way now that you've taken the time to pause you might aswell give this video a like cheers x for real tho merch coming soon.." Thanks Johnny :)

[@oliversliveonyt1232]

Lol just put on 0.25x then keep pausing 🤣

[@louisstylesoop]

@@oliversliveonyt1232 yep 😂

[@oliversliveonyt1232]

@Tyler Parker i dont play it anymore just cant be bothered to change pfpf

[@10kwith1video4]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p53Xh6p-dr-XhZY

[@vizeblake6556]

Saim

[@deccy7776]

Johnny, you’re the most underrated KZbin I’ve ever seen, I can’t wait to see you pop off in the future, absolute legend bruv👌🏼

[@j445m1n3]

When you actually know someone who got permanent brain damage from swinging on a chair.

[@MinecraftJesus095]

The chair one 😂😂😂 it's either the kid craked his head open or the chairs cost 90 quid each that story happens in my class everyday. 😂😂😂. Great vid johnny

[@mikehunt3450]

Fell and cracked his head open we got every time we swung on our chair

[@gggghg2991]

This guy is a legend how far he’s come

[@santa11krh]

Did anyone else do something like shout "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH" when the nonce went through the door😂

[@vladimirpoosintins8235]

Types of People at theme parks!! The one that throws up after the ride The one that is to scared of the ride The one that goes to try find some lasses aka gedem peedem The nonce that stares at kids LIKE SO JOHNNY CAN SEE IT!!

[@makaio9578]

That one geezer that swung back on his chair and cracked his head open was me😂 9 years ago, still have that bump 😂😂😂

[@ericmarsh6924]

1:39 I've actually fallen off my chair while swinging multiple times and nothing happens at all.. LOL.

[@z.zimmaa]

My brother actually cracked his head open

[@clarasland9739]

I did it and first grade and it was so embarrassing

[@frxstzy9673]

the biggest lie my teacher ever told was that someone threw a lunch box at her.. hit the delete button on her laptop which deleted all her files on her laptop.. and she started crying... i swear to god im not even joking thats what she said...

[@neeco6922]

wtf

[@neeco6922]

what does that fuckin story have to do with school

[@neeco6922]

lol

[@optic8268]

Aha

[@galaxy_1303]

Tf does ur teacher think u were born yesterday

[@theidkchannel56]

The shit thing the sub teacher shows us the sitting plan before the lesson started but they don’t know what we look like bc we don’t have photos yet and the staff room excuse 😂😂😂

[@KA-xs9io]

Not even started and we all know there’s gonna be the one with the kid who cracked their head open💀💀

[@unknown11215]

Ye

[@lxmvp7]

Nahhh this guys is fully tapped 😭😭😭 but so am I for laughing 😂😂😂

[@EmoPeterParker398]

Love how the student comes back and hits the teacher lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@itsluka2744]

The funniest thing is that I actually had a substitute teacher today lol 😂

[@lenonFN]

Love how he fell of his chair and he put a hole in his wall

[@kaycebarnes6157]

Wait what

[@gamilahal-absi8231]

My cousin actually cracked his head open. Lmao

[@laurencefenech1590]

Love how he made a dent in the wall after falling off his chair 😆

[@thisguy6426]

Love the look of that merchandise lol

[@ltqt8970]

Just realised I was swinging on my chair whilst I was watching the entire video

[@Taylorwest-mr5ky]

It’s funny how he has made a career by talking to his self

[@gabrielmartinelli7698]

At least he has one, unlike you. Fortnite kid.

[@nouman24sss]

Gabriel Martinelli calm down what did he do to you

[@TH-my3ps]

@@gabrielmartinelli7698 man you must have a sad life i feel sorry for you

[@anthonybriscoe2474]

Gabriel Martinelli Stfu you Arsenal fan

[@Taylorwest-mr5ky]

Gabriel has ur parents took u to anger management

[@benjithelad2879]

When some apparently died by swinging on their chair

[@frizbee12]

That one student that fell of his chair while swining on it is the most famous person in the world

[@aryanmody2882]

School nurse will jus give an ice pack 😂😂

[@Reecew1234]

In year 7, my science teacher told me that he fell back on his chair and fell into a fireplace but it was actually true

[@degestomak3729]

U should kick him in the back aswell

[@Reecew1234]

@@degestomak3729 wait what?

[@degestomak3729]

@@Reecew1234 I said u should kick him in the back

[@Reecew1234]

@@degestomak3729 But why?

[@degestomak3729]

@@Reecew1234make his back better u muppet

[@stanthemanwithhisgran6715]

The funny thing is that this happened at my school and I saw him crying in his car

[@fletch163]

Gdems pdems pudding and pie I'm gonna Pee on a student tonight 😂

[@bronzeyt1265]

Man fell and actually made a dent in the wall🤣🤣

[@tommytucker1294]

Do types of sunday league players 1. The roadman that brings all his boys to watch 2. The geezer that always gets in scraps 3. The nitty that comes to the games high or pissed 4. The nonce that watches the games

[@rTSpangles]

the leaning back one is actually true for me a kid in my class fell of their chair swinging on it and the pencil he was holding got stuck in his ear and barely skimmed his brain. he is alive and healthy he got surgery and everything went smoothly

[@Glitchtroll]

skimmed his brain? jesus christ

[@owenwade3639]

Types of people on rides 1 the annoying scared one 2 the nonce looking at kids 3 the one who passes out 4 the one who throws up on you 5 like so Johnny can see

[@jamesosborn1555]

he’s commented it guys

[@DeL3ZZA]

Nah, bit too late buddy. Someone beat you to it.

[@catastrophiccarrots5626]

the one who gets peer pressured into it

[@drinkbleach8035]

I was actually in a class with a kid in science who fell off his chair and had to get stitches in his head because he hit his head on a table lol

[@hvlmzyt4065]

Your a fucking legend man, I love you so much.

[@Dan-sy2np]

Best skits ever 😂😂😂

[@Stan-811]

In year 5 my teacher made the same old ‘swinging back on chair’ story but the geezer had a fit and as soon as he mentioned the fit I started laughing because I thought that was funny in year 5

[@itzbetroos6513]

Everyone who’s reading this will succeed in life!

[@jerry123a]

Nope

[@itzbetroos6513]

nightsixninja simp police yes you will

[@wowx.5621]

Betroos no thank u

[@officialtino]

Can we just appreciate how he actually uses wigs now Instead of tshirts for girls🤣 Guess ppl like the t shirts better then😅

[@willysomf4961]

T shirts are better

[@josephfrancis2227]

T shirts were better

[@johnnyl3719]

I prefer the shirts

[@GSSsimon]

You need to do types of teachers part 3 including: . The one that punishes the whole class because of one kid . The chill teacher that everyone loves . The head of year who shouts at someone because they did something that wouldnt even result in a warning . The one that is mad strict on talking and that . The one that goes 'are you flirting or something?' when a boy talks to a girl . The teacher that is g's with the roadman students

[@Ezpresz]

"One kid Fell of his chair to watch Johnny Carey, and that's me"

[@zowieha]

Nobody cares

[@declan4627]

My teachers always tell me lies like that Declan don't rock on that chair I once heard of this boy who fell out the window cause he was rocking on his chair

[@Thomas.s1707]

Petition for Johnny to change back to shorts as hair for the girl characters | |

[@MohamedAli-mo1io]

anyone realised that he bought a wig now and not a shirt the shirt looked sick

[@Rileyeditz]

Bruh for real my teacher I remeber I’d swing on my chair and they would say a kid cracked there head open

[@CJHappyMeal]

Nice blue Calvin klien boxers😂😂

[@ConnorOkeefeDJ]

‘If u fail ur GCSE you won’t have nothing’ Yeh Yeh My dad failed all his Exams and now he owns an Audi RS4 😂😂😂

[@tiptoesmallears5693]

You're cool. Keep using that excuse for when you fail.

[@ethanfram6460]

My dad passed all his GCSE’S and drives a Bentley and Porsche, that’s the difference

[@Joetibbles]

@@ethanfram6460 I bet he was a bentley

[@isaacliddle2896]

Nah the earlier you start studying the more chance you have to pass I’m in yr 9 and I’m teaching myself to code, I make myself finish a different 500 page book at least every week and I revise all my subjects thoroughly.......what can I say I want to be a millionaire

[@sxphella1594]

They always say to us girls take your earring out because you don't wanna end up like this girl who fell over and cut her ear open 🙄 And don't swing on your chair you will crack ur head open

[@adversity9664]

Thats true i saw these guys fight and one pulled the earring out and the ear was bleeding

[@ronfarrell3033]

Loving this video nicely done Johnny

[@simplyrealistc1232]

The first skit is very relatable. The first part, not the second part where he gets pissed on😂

[@EF.707]

First thing I think of before watching this is the kid who cracked his head open.

[@j415h]

The shirt said “woah there, didn’t think I’d acc tease the merch yet did you? either way now that you’ve taken the time to pause you might aswell give this video a like. cheers x for the real merch coming soon...”

[@t33clips50]

It took me so long to see the “preview” of the merch and If your wondering all it say is ”woah there, didn’t think Id acc tease the merch yet did you? Either way now that you’ve taken the time to pause, you might as well give this video a like. Cheers x For real tho merch is coming soon...”

[@SHIZZLE71]

*Naaa the sub wiv the seating plan is a mad one uknow. At my school we always thought they didn’t know the seating plan, next thing u know, the teacher already has it on the computer.* 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jackwilkinson1224]

OMFG that merch is fucking sick , everone one needs to pause the vid and see that masterpiece.

[@scarlet7792]

When you’re so early that the comments are just full of bots😐

[@thatdudeoverthere5242]

Stop copying comments

[@scarlet7792]

Mickey Brown i was one of the first people to say write that comment when the video came out but alright🙄✌️

[@thatdudeoverthere5242]

@@scarlet7792 one of the first. Exactly

[@scarlet7792]

@@thatdudeoverthere5242 lmao what do u want me to do huh🤣

[@lucascole2601]

He fell off his chair for the video I bet it still hurt or he panicked legend

[@prodbytaeko]

I taken the time to tell you what the merch says, I opened my PC just to get enough frames and to pause it on the right frame, the merch says the following “woah there, didnt think id acc tease the merch yet did you? either way now that you’ve taken the time to pause you might aswell give this video a like. Cheers x for real tho merch coming soon...” Plz like this comment u don’t even know how long it took me to get this “merch” in one frame. I hate u Johnny😂💪

[@fw_jedx5700]

What I did was put it on 0.25x speed then kept pausing it and un pausing it I died when I saw what it acctually ssid

[@fw_jedx5700]

Said

[@urnanhasbundah3237]

The cracking the head open on the chair thing is actually a thing it genuinely happened to me in year 2 lol

[@roxxyoninsta9700]

It was nice meeting u johnny like this so he can see

[@jerry123a]

Omfg almost all the comments are flipping bots ffs

[@SK-sv4rf]

Among us on top

[@Dovahkiinwastaken]

Ur right, I'm replying to one right now Btw I'm joking

[@LeonBAnimations]

Woah there, you didn’t think I’d acc tease the merch yet did you? Either way now that you’ve taken your time to pause you might aswell give this video a like. Cheers x For real tho merch coming soon…

[@ljfrang0686]

Just to save u time, he doesn’t actually tease the merch.

[@hazza_m8]

Well to late bow

[@danielmurphy7813]

that’s not why we watch it

[@SL-zq6cw]

Even put the playback speed 0.25 x 😂😂😂

[@ljfrang0686]

Daniel Murphy it’s to save you the time of trying to pause the vid to see the merch

[@oliversliveonyt1232]

@@ljfrang0686 it takes 5 seconds but k

[@roryfarrar5203]

Genuinely I love your videos u make my day when u upload

[@aftabhussain8758]

Johnny that must of still hurt bad

[@willg9011]

Wow man like Johnny has upped his game he’s actually got a wig instead of a top

[@dunnerz07]

its worse

[@X_00-u7v]

No its not

[@shanebh4209]

I'm actually the geezer who cracked my head open while swinging

[@Stiltzr]

@Gary 'Roach' Sanderson lol what a great question lemme guess painful

[@andrea8174]

The thing is in my school they actually have the seating plan 😭

[@unknown11215]

Same

[@jacobwaldron87]

Same

[@marvinokito7114]

Well If you go to school in England or even the UK no shit you gonna have a seating plan also in most schools you have a seating plan so its not that surprising that u have one 😑😑😧

[@szymonfidorowicz9310]

Who remembers Jone Smith from 'I am number four'

[@impetrocharlie5698]

Nah my maths teachers actually called Mr smith

[@creyten5255]

Bruv literally paused it on the march part And it wasn’t even the merchandise it just said whoa there you didn’t actually think I’d acc tease the merchandise yet did you