ジョジョ:Guido mista's backstory origin

[@nimrodbong8173]

So did you like the video? Who's you favourite character in vento aureo? Mine is giorno.

[@samueloak1600]

Narancia

[@luigigaminglp]

@@samueloak1600 The only REAL waifu. Sorry Trish, sorry Abacchio.

[@samueloak1600]

@@luigigaminglp You better apologize to Speedwagon, son

[@luigigaminglp]

@@samueloak1600 Vento Aureo Speedwaifu?

[@samueloak1600]

@@luigigaminglp Yes

[@patrickmaloney5818]

And that was the last time a bullet ever missed Mista

[@flapjack0708]

"Mista" missed

[@Lou5t3r]

it was also the last time we saw some bullshit created by mista

[@cyrillic4]

He used up all his luck in that moment, so from that point forward he had to get constantly hit by bullets to make up for it

[@honey-ei9oq]

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[@diobrando9646]

Mista shot

[@classikbat8214]

I see that Mista is an ally of the Anti-Rape Foundation as well.

[@juliansoria7733]

In other words. A man of culture

[@XD-hu5ij]

respects women stand involves a gun *_hmmmmm_*

[@mcriggity1131]

@@XD-hu5ij what does him having a gun have anything to do with respecting wamen

[@XD-hu5ij]

If he respects women and his stand involves a gun, he's similar to Hol Horse.

[@grant8164]

@@XD-hu5ij He's Hol Horse's illegitimate son

[@teamaster8004]

Mista is the only member of Bruno’s gang that didn’t join because he got dealt a bad hand, but because he did the right thing and was punished for it

[@DrikTrajado]

Fugo and Bruno?

[@rdr2v1nce7]

In my opinion getting punished for doing the right thing is getting dealt a bad hand.

[@bigkeez7264]

@@rdr2v1nce7 yea but he had a pretty good life before that

[@diavolo4451]

what about fugo

[@prev8374]

@@diavolo4451 Couldve only knocked him out and reported it to the police, but he served the teacher justice instead, not really his fault though.

[@zzz-lg9lf]

Who needs ultra instinct when you have Mista?

[@strunchshag6129]

6 pistols: Are we a joke to you

[@mikaneous1140]

*Who needs Death when you can be Mista?*

[@the_hanburger]

Mista literally stands there and dodges all the bullets

[@ibanganimeboys]

@@the_hanburger Sometime in the future: Mista literally stands there and eats all the bullets

[@blu954]

LOL ITS AT 666 LIKES

[@godusopp1797]

This Backstory is genuinely Bizarre compared to the other members of Passione and that's why I loved this character the moment I saw this.

[@spongeyspikes09]

Theres sad stories (Abbacchio and Narancia) Badass and Tragic (Bucciarrati and Fugo) Heartwarming (Giorno) and then theres Mista

[@RsRj-qd2cg]

I wouldn't expect an ordinary backstory for someone who got a sentient colony stand without even getting pierced by the arrow.

[@RsRj-qd2cg]

He's also the only one of two stand users who can use a gun effectively against other stand users.

[@Enel97]

@@RsRj-qd2cg actually his stand was by polpos arrow

[@duxhunt]

It's because he got arrested for murder even though it counts as self defence

[@lynnecure3258]

He fired 4 shots, how could he do this

[@weepy6024]

Peter Cure This is where his fear of the number 4 came from

[@camilo2234]

And then got jailed, its bad luck

[@youexpectedausernamebutitw4578]

Maybe the guys were unlucky because they were 4

[@PuffyOne1898]

HAHA! A 4TH REPLY!!!

[@user-uz3fk8zq3u]

@@camilo2234 What? Italy doesnt have good samaritan laws or something?

[@nicholasfallbrook9810]

Of course those bullets couldn't hit Mista. He didn't fire them.

[@evilnet1]

I like how they start off as guys wearing regular clothes then end up wearing extremely extravagant ones despite the narrator making it clear that Passione members like keeping a "low profile"

[@rayhanmustakim7073]

It's like one of those memes, "spot the main character".

[@drixg555]

0:24. Mista: What the hell did you say about Clint Eastwood?!?

[@youraverageshermanfirefly2182]

I want like the comment but I don't want to ruin that 4²⁰

[@luqmanmohames677]

@@youraverageshermanfirefly2182 im sorry

[@youraverageshermanfirefly2182]

@@luqmanmohames677 Oh You son of a bitch- Nah jk

[@wikipedia6625]

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[@tranqle73]

Jotaro: I see you are a man of culture

[@thetacopunch]

i gotta say out of all of our gang-stars i like mistas the best, i mean, it's incredibly badass and he saved a woman from a terrible fate as well as killing some scumbags as well as sets up his character quite nicely later

[@mavolent6332]

so anyways, i started blasting

[@supertabletgamesakastg2390]

Mista, do you have ultra Instinct

[@helicoptertposingmethfrogp7800]

*gets punched by number 3* Ahhhh!! Mista number 3 keeps hitting me!

[@blu954]

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[@bukolaatinsola6226]

I will make you have *4* comments now!! 😎😎

[@pannacottafugo5705]

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[@hiser275]

2:39 That part is so satisfying

[@dhanarsantika]

I heard Ywans, Gwans, Robans

[@sharkboi6164]

Lopaats

[@otx4323]

it sounded like the narrator was rapping XD

[@Hinjooo444]

*but not a single shot hit Mista.* Mista: fine, i'm gonna do it by myself. *shoots himself*

[@CoolName1332]

4

[@lococortes8044]

4

[@honey-ei9oq]

B O O M 4.

[@whoisheiforgothisname2103]

But it turns out that his stand is the same as star platinum and it stops the bullet.

[@2ndlittlekingryan654]

I feel like he dont fear death because of the rolling stone thingy

[@samuelvela3937]

When you use vats in fallout

[@sed1589]

2:59 punch was so smooth

[@cornhub7242]

"Smooth"

[@sentient_soul1919]

Yeah it’s a really satisfying punch.

[@BuhBaBiBeBo]

@@cornhub7242 3 frames of speedy punch

[@logicaltips4107]

0:34 I can't believe the narrator cursed. I don't think a single narrator from the previous parts actually cursed before. I also love how casual the wording is in Mista's backstory

[@James-oj6ru]

Bungie Chief LogicalTips to be fair, he got his ass whooped so hard that he got hospitalized (in that 1 scene) and the cops has to intervene

[@dragonandavatarfan8865]

It's the same narrator from previous parts.

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

Sounds like a Dunkey line

[@yunleung2631]

Ass isn’t a curse word in Japanese... I think.

[@schizgats]

Actually the narrator did, in part 3 when the stand bird died he said bastard

[@scouttf2143]

*”at times he gets his ass whooped so badly that the police had to intervene”* that honestly sounds like something coming from TFS

[@tentilol]

what is tfs

[@VixenishEmu893]

@@tentilol Team Four Star, they are a group that made the Dragon Ball Z Abridged series among others. They're really funny and have been active since the early days of KZbin

[@ThePhreakass]

@@tentilol A really overrated parody of DragonBall with an annoying fanbase

[@panthekirb7561]

@@ThePhreakass *A GOATED parody of DBZ

[@judepetet54]

The narrator counting is oddly satisfying

[@NycroLP]

literally xcom

[@ryanskinner6792]

*Chance to Hit: 95%* "Damn, shot went wide!"

[@calloutthedylan5762]

Nycro but actually good

[@heresthadude1080]

Compared to the other gangsters' backstories (except maybe Abbacchio because I'm sure many lawmen for one reason or another turn to crime), Mista has a surprisingly normal one, I mean missed shots notwithstanding. Whereas the other gangsters dealt with the threat of witness elimination, sexual abuse, domestic violence, and being framed, Mista was actually a hero in his own story.

[@RsRj-qd2cg]

I believe that Mista's relaxed, simple approach to life resulted in him getting a very powerful sentient colony stand.

[@nick9115]

3:05 I love how he's just calmly loading the gun as bullets are flying at him

[@earth1883]

How could we be so blind? Mista collected all the corpse parts long before Funny Valentine

[@hero_greene4205]

Mista:sees man beating a woman, IM BOUT TO END THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER

[@virginchad9504]

Formaggio before La Squarda

[@virginchad9504]

the person who end that man career is Narancia

[@mango809]

I love how his old hat became his shirt

[@EdDaBawsh]

Mista became my INSTANT favorite the moment he saved that poor innocent woman

[@HumanHatingExpert]

I love when in part 5 Mista's and giorno's ability appeared without a stand: giorno helped some guy by faster growing grass and mista was none of the bullets hitting him

[@aphylorne3021]

It says a lot about JJBA when characters have such bizarre backstories that a normal one is considered weird

[@bluenightgenso6390]

Normal as in "not tragic and painfully sad". However, fucked up circumstances does happen IRL. On the other hand, a dude survive shootings by multiple angry thugs at close range because all 20+ shots were missing him, is the epitome of bizarre.

[@adamazmi6340]

Bruno : Why did you join the mafia? Mista : I had ultra istinct

[@clothedchickenchalupa2564]

Mista just wanted a quiet life like our boi kira

[@not_solstaartz_0ne225]

Mista seems like a really chill dude and I’d hangout with him

[@Xenigma5050]

Mista got that Ultimate Luck talent like Nagito.

[@VoicedIlluso]

did someone say nagito

[@jojonta2119]

*D E S P A I R*

[@bread1469]

Avery Carter hope bagels

[@betelgeuse4a]

Those men who beat up the lady Eventually stopped thinking.

[@jinhunterslay1638]

No wonder there are theories where Mista unlocked his stand even before his test...it's possible that Sex Pistols is the reason why no bullets hit him

[@wilddoge5130]

I can honestly relate to Mista's circumstances on Luck because whenever something bad happens to me something good comes along the way but when something good happens to me I get nervous and eventually something so stupid will that it should not happen comes along......It do be like that sometimes. You Can Never Get Ahead but You Never Fall Behind.

[@MoodyBluesRequiem80]

OMG Same! Whenever something good happens, something equally bad happens and vice versa! Always, without a failure. It's kinda weird ngl

[@thesergalladaf6902]

Everyone Else: Has such tragedies Mista: So anyways I started blasting.

[@haxorite1740]

Wine at 17

[@peterdiaz3796]

drinking age in some European countries is 15

[@haxorite1740]

@@peterdiaz3796 Booking a flight to Europe right now

[@asrkz]

@@haxorite1740 Same, I need to eat bagels and drink wine with Giorno.

[@yobrethren]

All of jojo part 5 protagonists are over 30 years old now xd

[@TheeNero]

Haxorite Gamer Only epic gamers like mista drink wine at 17

[@orpheus9098]

This has to be the least tragic backstory for any jojo charactrt

[@viralvegetable2411]

i mean, he had a perfect life, had everything he wanted, but he threw it all away to save a person's life and had to live on the run for it

[@BlessedDominic]

@@viralvegetable2411 that’s why he’s such a good character

[@pierre9061]

Yup

[@zenoblues7787]

I believe it's meant to tie into the importance of fate in part 5. Because Mista always let things happen to him he was at peace with his own fate. He joined the gang under far less strenuous circumstances. He isn't perfect and things don't always work in his favor but he takes it all in stride.

[@yunleung2631]

His life was just literally a good young italian guy's life

[@akumadaboi4244]

He shot the four bullets that changed his life

[@motharchenemy8549]

Thankfully those bullets ended theirs

[@tentilol]

he is bringing his bad luck to them

[@dreadman8210]

I like to believe that the shots missing were actually Sex Pistols unconsciously protecting him.

[@ascaban6220]

Yeah. Thats confirmed to be exactly what was happening

[@Dynomafia139]

@@ascaban6220 source?

[@v1tam1n_C]

Guido “fuck it. We ball.” Mista

[@hxrvey_requiem686]

the only character who actually lived a somewhat happy and simple life.

[@jonathangetachew1522]

I have a theory, the bullets weren’t just magically passing Mista by. I think it was Sex Pistols who were kicking away the bullets (before he even realized he has a stand).

[@justsomeguywithamustach]

That theory could possibly be true because araki stated that if the crusaders went back in time to battle tendency they would see a young Joseph with hermit purple meaning people can have stands before knowing it but it also stated that he only got his stand from the polpo test so either is possible

[@pkmntrainerred4247]

Honestly, this is plausible considering Giorno developed his stand as a kid, and didn't realize he had one, even when it was subconciously taking effect to save someone's life. Ima turn this into my headcanon!

[@naki4846]

The only man I will ever respect

[@NovaHendrixx]

Am i the only one who keeps rewatching the “sampas, yumpas, quaz lopaz” part because it’s so satisfying?

[@aninstrument2803]

Logic in jojo: Even if the gun is supposed to hit the target, if you are scared the bullet will automatically miss

[@-blank-5254]

mista respects whamens

[@bois6245]

The last time Mista wore normal clothes.

[@juannaym8488]

3:01 It's interesting how Mista grabbed by instinct into this guys breast pocket, he didn't know that this was were the bullets were

[@demonizedlife2640]

Mista was secretly Joseph's 3rd child and inherited his ability to know where people's belongings are in which pocket.

[@zekenotech]

Actually he probably did notice. He was inches from the guy 3 times before finally reaching into the pocket. He most likely did see them and instinctively grabbed them when he had a chance. Every punch and knee he attacks with had a purpose. Punch to the jaw to stun him and take his gun. Swift knee to the head to daze him as he tries to recover. Grab the bullets in his pocket as he is recoiling in pain. Shoot him as he is the closest and most vulnerable target. Finish off the rest.

[@kie2]

The angles the bullets are coming from in the reloading shot makes no sense and I am absolutely in love with it

[@yoshibutkagekira7899]

Damn they shoot like stormtroopers

[@mr.sand7899]

So did Sex Pistol pervent him from being shot that day?

[@sweetpea2526]

It would have been a very early form, yes. A stand's ability can work even before the person awakens it, as Araki said "if the stardust crusaders crew could see young Joseph from part 2 they would be able to see an early form of his hermit purple". This is the most popular explanation for why Joseph can use the "you're next line will be" thing too

[@fidalf99]

I like to think so. Partially luck, partially fate, patially his own will manifesting as the Stand potential he would awaken after dose of the Arrow.

[@lusitaniarequiem7048]

I'd like to think that the current Sex Pistol are requiem stands.

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

Filip Bařinka I don’t think the arrow ever stabbed him tbh. I think his stand awoke later after he was freed from prison and then he was taken by the gang right away

[@teamaster8004]

Jimbo Shrimp yeah he probably just master shooting and awakened a stand that way. Just like how Tonio mastered cooking.

[@tenguy7244]

Im just imagining that very calm japanese man saying “getting his ass whooped so badly” lmao

[@cameronsantos2642]

Theory: Mista's old stand was King Crimson, but his incident and his hatred of the number 4 led him to take Six Pistols, leading to Diavolo having to take King Crimson.

[@memu8051]

mista really do be having that Dodge build though

[@punishedwhispers1218]

Guess he just brought the wrong deck into Vento Aurero, dude came in there with grinder and only realized it when facing off with Ghicacco

[@cody.dw8]

Who here thinks that Mista is really adorable? 😔👊

[@a.singgih7182]

Mista just wanted to live a simply life. This narration reminds me of a man who wanted a quiet life

[@pixie.6246]

I really need a Mista in my life.

[@joeavery388]

Ugly bastard: *exist* Mista: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@KGGIMP]

Ka ka ka ka kachi daze

[@Charmander-wy5tp]

Mista is just using a smurf account to wipe out noob lobbies

[@joshuakegon314]

2:10 The hooligans shot Mista, but he's like a invisible, he punch the gang member, and shot them. That was perfect shot

[@mustardon4518]

2:39 X-COM in a nutshell

[@diobrando_and_giornogiovana]

2:08 the bot in cod shooting me

[@CraftAF]

0:24 Mista: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH BIG CHUNGUS ISNT FUNNY

[@xenomi.1s]

Ultra instinct: You're weak Mista's dumb luck: I am you

[@justsomeguywithamustach]

Its been 4 years since this video has been posted meaning its now unlucky

[@BaneTheMan]

*gets beaten up* Mista lives a happy life

[@thesergalladaf6902]

Mista: Eh it’s nothing too bad.

[@loksize233]

the guys who shotted mista must have been an undercover storm trooper

[@mellamojeff458]

>gameplay of stranglehold

[@thedredayshow9246]

I am glad I'm not the only one who remembers that game.

[@michikatsu1836]

The guy punching a ladies face *1 2 3 4 hits*

[@ArkhamKnight17]

3:11 Pip - Boy vision activated

[@m.g5384]

Pov: Mista vs 4 COD players .

[@thedownandaround1870]

That thumbnail 💀

[@andrewchen3290]

Did you know that mista’s full name has 4 syllable

[@zaulbot617]

mista has observation haki confirmed

[@dillankempter5780]

I like his design in the flashback better than his regular outfit

[@ascaban6220]

"Mistas way of life since birth was to live as simply as possible." Could we say... he wanted a quiet life? If so, there's this town called morioh...

[@cheems016]

Idk why but I find his counting the bullets so satisfying i can’t stop listening

[@scrp6638]

I KNOWWWWW

[@arneshpal7702]

I think maybe his stand was dormant that's why all bullets missed

[@harryyeechentan5545]

bro now i want him as the main character

[@LilBoy_Drew]

just a theory but..... WHAT IF HOL HORSE IS ACTUALLY MISTA DAD????!?!?????????????

[@mossypotato9899]

I always kinda hoped that was the case but alas we do not know

[@starboii4088]

Mista looks like my enemies in CS GO. It is hard to kill them but they will one shoot you

[@digitalkid152]

That thumbnail though

[@jonathanjoestar863]

“At times he’d get his ass whooped-“ Sub is great

[@lenobleprince6792]

At first I kept thinking this was just simple luck but then I realized that this was his stand ability manifesting and directing the bullets away from him. If I remember correctly, it wasn't mentioned that Mista acquired his ability after going through Polpo's test.

[@thewanderingcreative7173]

Guido Mista Just wants to live a peaceful life.

[@skssskks5720]

Good thing Mista doesn't have a hand fetish

[@dolphinboi2071]

Mistas life was so peaceful until *looks at passione* YOU

[@Avocado_YT1]

That thumbnail though 💀💀💀💀💀

[@calicobagels]

Ikr 😂

[@jalapenoofjustice4682]

2:10 when the enemies miss every attack in fire emblem

[@D3NPC]

Favorite characters' backstory

[@DawnOfLightX]

I can think of no other way Mista wouldn’t have been hit by the bullets other than Six Pistols deflected all of the bullets that were fired at him.

[@spaceypear2638]

Mista just pulled a Matrix on those thugs 😤😎

[@Josuke_Higshikata]

mista has the most aura out of the whole entire team

[@Kaspian3456]

It looks same like the video from *Fallout 4- i screamed the whole time*

[@graveltheblock5578]

What if he actually obtained Sèx Pistols this early on.

[@tetsutetsu7206]

Wasn’t that what happened?

[@bigbucks1594]

they mista lot of free shots

[@VERGILGASM]

Bullets: _fail to hit Mista_ Mista: *Fine, I'll do it myself.*