"JoJo No. 5" A JoJo Song Parody By: Riverdude

A JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Parody of the song "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega
This song combination was a match made in heaven and I have had this song done for over two months now, I just needed to make the video for it
I hope ya'll enjoy it as much as you enjoyed the "You Spin Me Righ Round" Parody
Lyrics
Ladies and gentlemen, this is JoJo Number Five
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
To the Bosses Tower in Venice
The boys say they wanna betray the Boss
But I really don't wanna
This part doesn’t last longer than a week
We kill any foe because talk is cheap
I like Bruno, Narancia, Abbachio and Mista
And as I continue you know they getting deader
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To me is winning it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good, let me say so, please play me the piano
A little bit of Giorno to give sum life
A little bit of Bruno to only live twice
A little bit of Fugo before he leaves
A little bit of Abbachio to drink sum pee
A little bit of Mista with the gun
A little bit of Trish to sing a song
A little bit of Narancia, here I am
A little bit of you gives me a stand
Look up and down and move to the sound
Turn the music up a notch
Put your hand on your crotch
Take one step left and one step right
Arms out front and spin to the side
Slap your thighs once and thrust your hips twice
And if it looks like this then you doing it right
A little bit of Giorno to give sum life
A little bit of Bruno to only live twice
A little bit of Fugo before he leaves
A little bit of Abbachio to drink sum pee
A little bit of Mista with the gun
A little bit of Trish to sing a song
A little bit of Narancia, here I am
A little bit of you gives me a stand
A little bit of Giorno to give sum life
A little bit of Bruno to only live twice
A little bit of Fugo before he leaves
A little bit of Abbachio to drink sum pee
A little bit of Mista with the gun
A little bit of Trish to sing a song
A little bit of Narancia, here I am
A little bit of you gives me a stand
I do all to make sure I will conquer you
'Cause you can't run and you can't hide
It looks like you will forever die
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[@АртёмРыбалко-б1з]

A little bit of Fugo, before he leaves I believe this - is a masterpiece

[@heretotakeyourkneekaps4121]

Yes,I think you are right

[@TheOverlordEND]

Its brilliant

[@ericregis3912]

This gonna be a masterpiece in Europe

[@pie6029]

@@ericregis3912 inspired by a song by Gyro Zepelli fron another universe - Pizza Mozarella

[@hooeythegreat1987]

Best boi UwU

[@vanterlexx1880]

Giorno: “Please, ill do anything to join the gang!” Polpo: “You know Mambo number 5?”

[@nasrulfatah2998]

Giorno: Yes, i know every version of it including official ,non official, even a fan made" Polpo: "We got a new boss"

[@catharinakapp1442]

@@nasrulfatah2998 Giorno: *Sings this to the gang to get better with them* The whole gang: I love this man, and he is the best of us

[@andrewphillips4681]

@@catharinakapp1442 well all except abbachio

[@classiest]

@@catharinakapp1442 fuck you giorno

[@melissahaik9938]

@@classiest trash ur mean

[@whippethacreem7299]

A little bit of Jonathan in my life A little bit of Josephu by my side A little bit of Jotaro is all I need A little bit of Josuke is what I see A little bit of Giorno in the sun A little bit of Jolyne all night long A little bit of Johnny here I am *Help because I don't know who I am.*

[@KonoDio2505]

A little bit of Jolyne all night long💀

[@thegayagenda4589]

And now we have "A little bit of Jodio to sell some crack"

[@nope12425]

You crated pure Gold expirience

[@wilshires]

A lil' bit of Mista with a G U N

[@guruthemaster4516]

G U N

[@froggylord655]

G U N

[@jordinosaurio]

G U N

[@the25fpsmaster]

I read this coincidentally at the same part of the song

[@Metalbook48391]

G U N

[@iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310]

Last verse (Soft voice) "A little bit of Fugo before he leaves" (L O U D) "A LITTLE BIT OF ABBACHIO TO DRINK SOME PEE"

[@cristensullivan7301]

"A little bit of Mista, with a *G U N"*

[@vibethecat4194]

"a lil bit of TISHA TO SING A SOONG"

[@Spark____]

Ima Just vibe along

[@PD-bp3lw]

"A lITLLE bIT NARANCIA hErE I AM"

[@vibethecat4194]

"A lil bit of U gives mE a stan..D"

[@dantemaquiavelli9039]

This looks like something Scrub would do. Did he pay you?

[@DiegoGonzalez-mc7mq]

Maybe Scrub is Riverdude's Doppio. *Maybe Riverdude and Scrub actually the same person.*

[@Boxycloud]

@@DiegoGonzalez-mc7mq :0

[@thecatapultdio4717]

Diego Gonzalez Scrub would probably be Riverdudes Diavolo.

[@waffelz1204]

@@DiegoGonzalez-mc7mq whos scrub??

[@Sayyaa2525]

@@waffelz1204 a jojotuber

[@1njun]

I was waiting for this the entire time lmao Edit: I somehow found this very wholesome 😂

[@eertikrux666]

JJBA Mochi did I just witness you change profile pic???

[@Crackawiz]

*rockfeller street jojo parody when? (Jk i love this)

[@ibavider]

JOJOVELLER street

[@Iso_Ty]

I like how he mentioned Mista as the fourth person... twice

[@aidanbutterworth2376]

Am I the only one who seems to notice the trend that whenever polnareff is in a part only three members of the main gang are seen at the end the part

[@ragubrandtomatosauce9889]

hold on your onto something

[@flyer3154]

Well you can't have 4

[@mosupple9461]

Got here faster than giorno became boss.

[@demixx1114]

Got here before Araki was born

[@nkyiem]

Got here before the universe was born

[@skelerex5463]

@@nkyiem wow you're really fast

[@starlight724]

@Annan Khondker got here before the creation of universe cause i watched this before i made my youtube acc

[@thelaughingrouge]

This was great. Next should be steel ball run Johnny be good. 🎵It's true he couldn't stand up or walk so well but he could race him a horse as easy as ringing a bell!🎵

[@jonesjones6279]

I think this is the best song you’ve done, really matches the energy and style of your singing in my opinion. Looking forward to whatever you do next!

[@blur7491]

"I like Bruno, Narancia, Abbacchio and Mista" Mista is the 4th one. No dignity.

[@thexviith6780]

"A little bit of you gives me a stand" ..you don't say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@edthanoll1923]

That voice at the start creeped me out...

[@pinkiiana]

Petition to put this masterpiece on spotify pls😭😭😭

[@lbsans9575]

Yes

[@notangevip537]

Omg this is very good! This sure is a *gold experience*

[@chippy82577]

Oh yes im vibin This is thigh-slippin, hip-thrusting spectacular

[@chippy82577]

Thigh-slappin' but I'll leave it unchanged cause its funny

[@AP-cs4tk]

Awesome cover and it’s cool it was uploaded on my birthday

[@bronzebell]

This is godly, this is now going to be in my JJBA Music. Thank you for this.

[@akoskovacs6830]

I can't believe you didn't introduce Mista as the 4th one. Anyway, loving it.

[@Iknowthismeme]

0:22 the priest who actually owns the church * visible frustration *

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

How do you make such quality covers, damn dude lol

[@jolynekujobackfromprison744]

Been a while since I have seen this much JoJo quality, and we haven't even gotten to my part yet!

[@mememeh7572]

ahhh this is awesome!♥♥♥ can't stop listening...

[@Speedx67]

I didn't know I needed this until it was made

[@robinberardine6779]

I can’t stop watching with, good job making content like this! :3

[@peepeepoopoo5930]

I shit you not, I got a mafia city as before the video started

[@joshnunya324]

0:32 I mean all 3 John Wick movies have happened throughout a 1 month or two

[@Sammiee5597]

Omg you actually took my request thank you so much I think I'll die happy now ;w;

[@Microwaveables11]

Ok, but this is just what plays when the whole gang does the torture dance

[@arctohru]

The way "Drink some pee" Sounds so...royal? Is incredible

[@jees1820]

Its so good, I really like it

[@gameygeemer4142]

The only real way to watch Golden Wind

[@samwic9372]

this makes me so happy and so sad at the same time

[@mautzi8396]

When it was Brunos turn, I thought you were going to talk about his lerolero moment, like “A little bit of Bruno, to lick your lies” idk I think it fits better :DD

[@SmrtPhonRtistCF]

It's Kid's WB's snow jam, as it features 3 new Pokemon! I'm sorry, whenever I hear that I'm reminded of that event kids WB did 20 years ago.

[@iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310]

Mista wait, counting from down to up your line is the fourth, you're not in the clear, I repeat, not clear

[@osoxyagami]

I came to your channel thanks to Billy Joel original video song, lol, didn't think I would find such good parodies

[@merlin8046]

I literally had to start a song again to make sure you didn't give Mista number 4 😆

[@wasteofyourtime9383]

Oh I get it! Giorno is the 5th Main Jojo. He's Jojo Number 5

[@IceAokiji303]

Ok but how does "a little bit of Mista with a gun" manage to be the funniest part of the chorus when it's next to _Abbacchio's pee kettle referecne?_

[@erock8972]

I will play this at my wedding

[@shiroindo8687]

Is it me or does Giorno looks like Will A. Zeppeli in the thumbnail

[@Ashified21]

A little a mista with a G U N

[@texasred9372]

Bro where did all the views go? This song bops by itself and now it’s a jojo song? This song rocks and it’s a real tragedy it only has around 20k views.

[@fox4191]

i would have done "A little bit of Bruno to taste some lies"

[@charlottekitsune2587]

The song : 1: I like bruno 2: Abbachio 3: Narancia 4: and mista Mista : 😨🔫

[@Strobyyy]

YES THIS IS AMAZING

[@devilmayrise4963]

Lol. Dude, I’m surprised by how much this actually works.

[@stuffyfilms]

isn't it venezia? jk great work!

[@josephjoestarrequiem-bub1340]

Dude this was an Amv and parody niceeeed

[@markapisuh]

Fugo do be leaving the group doe... epic song dude

[@SansMain]

This is great

[@soratheotaku]

this is just genius

[@alexc4731]

Abbachio is the one who makes the tea not drinks it

[@Noname0039]

Eternal greatest exists only for me, and tou will be left to sing a song of sorrow..

[@Akeno-xj3er]

The day giorno became muzan

[@metrostatistics9807]

This was the first song in an automated mix called "children's music" 🤣

[@n-zb3hs]

,,Bruno, 1 Abbachio, 2 Narancia, 3 and Mista” 444 MISTA does not approve of this

[@knownevildoer]

this made my day thank you

[@doctorxawesomestop-motion1234]

I’d just like to say that over the course of GW, Mista shoots himself 38 times. 38 times in one week. Want to take a wild guess as to what that averages out to? Once every 4.4 hours.

[@marciasoriano5891]

Oh, I remember this.

[@eimerhegel427]

how many time diavolo will die: how many bread everyone eat in their life

[@guidomista5738]

Masterpiece

[@aguywhodidnothingwrong8159]

JJBA: golden wind: I am official name... JJBA:smell of piss: I am the fan favourite...

[@mr.fishlord7736]

good song

[@chimichanga8934]

So did no one else get the Deku reference with Narancia’s “Here I am”? Cuz that is some crazy detail since they share a japanese va 👌😂

[@heavenstrash4684]

this. *this is beautiful.*

[@hellhoundz_133]

Giorno: dio jr. Bruno: mama bird Abbacchio: pee pee piss man Mista: *g u n* Fugo: angry cheese Narancia: orange plane baby Trish: diavolo jr.

[@Dankboi68]

*casually lists Mista fourth*

[@Cherie_On_Top]

This was posted on my birthday

[@cahadrey]

Bro this is better than the original

[@Buggsjustice]

Jokes on you I am on part 5

[@JakePlayzOfficial]

I’m surprised he didn’t make a joke about Narancia’s death, which I’m still kinda on the fence about.

[@alexandreturcotte6411]

[Clic] NICE! :-)

[@weebpotazo9814]

I played this song in orchestra

[@LewdBoi]

KZbin's an asshole, only got notified 22 minutes after

[@DlsmantIe]

is was searching for mambo nr 5 but i found this and its better xd

[@robbiecommie4941]

Seriously good work

[@hotpot_luv_u]

*NIIIIIIIICE*

[@nikhatattar]

*MISTA IS NUMBER 5* MISTA LIKED THIS

[@giornogiovanna2590]

Nice

[@clodolcmidnights837]

nobody: Riverdude: A little bit of abbachio TO DRINK SOME *PEE!*

[@leanh.6196]

Smooth criminal

[@thebotbuilder]

This slaps

[@omnirex5184]

amazing and funny

[@shadowdragon2730]

IDEA: Stone Ocean x Dude looks like a lady from Aerosmith. (yes this is a play on Anasui's first appearence)

[@mestar_otaku9365]

Danm bro😎

[@internettraveler0]

0:23 "VeNiCe??!?!!??!! " ©Giachio

[@Ak1ra._.]

Epic

[@viscinium]

Fun fact: literally translated to Swedish, stand is "stånd" which means erection.

[@Jdjdjdjkd]

Thanks for not putting me in 4

[@SatinPolar]

0:36 Don't tell Mista he is 4

[@ukasz8945]

Fuckinun underrated

[@numberguy6337]

0:49 A LITTLE BIT OF GIORNO

[@speedwagon7984]

HUMANITY RESTORED

[@giornogiovanna2008]

Is there a alternate universe where Fugo stays with the gang

[@lapislazulyee]

Every diavolo death is canon so yes

[@kazuaruelius2529]

1 2 3 4 5 im bout to kick the door down and die. (proceeds to do)