JOKE A Toilet Store Story (Jackbox)

[@johnkerpan7735]

Just in case anyone reads the comics for Roman culture/history -- the human forms found in Pompeii do not have people in there. When archaeologists first started digging through the solid ash to excavate, they were surprised that every now and then they would break into a pocket of empty space, almost always with bones enclosed. Someone came up with the idea to pour plaster into those cavities, and that is where the famous figures from Pompeii come from -- they are a plaster cast of the impression that the dead citizen left after their body had decomposed in the ash.

[@ЛевХорошилов]

But are they still in there? Like in their little things

[@jenm1]

Equally as horrifying

[@OrangeVision]

holy wow

[@thaDjMauz]

In where?

[@tanoiason]

@@ЛевХорошилов and by it haha, well. Lets justr say. My peanits

[@eggoslayer1001]

Honestly, the joke about boats just being fancy land was actually hilarious lol

[@JB-xl2jc]

Humanity's hubris knows no bounds, we build fancy land that floats on water, and fancy water contained in our back yard... then party and drink poison in both

[@jossypoo]

GAH the pompeii riffing HAD me. Y'know the.. pompeii.. And they're like.. In that dust.. Thing? No. Are they still in there? ... what. ... Y'know, are they still in there? What? Inside the things, like if i cut it open, am I finding like bones and stuff? What? Uhh... Yeah man. ..ew.

[@flpshmn]

chiblee is a gift to humanity

[@Shabbi2]

No one can disagree with that statement

[@AdamGaffney96]

I'm so unbelievably pogged every time he shows up. He always knows just the right things to say to make NL die laughing.

[@LCDaGuru]

@@Shabbi2 I’m not a chib fan in the slightest but I’m not gonna degrade him just not my cup of tea ig

[@pervasivedoubt150]

Does anybody know how old he really is. He could be 16-28 idek

[@uneedamuracle]

S-tier for sure.

[@natewill6228]

I’m dying to hear each of the crew deliver their jokes themselves in joke boat, no disrespect to egg man

[@lilflossin14]

Screw greedy egg man all disrespect

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

i think they all want him to deliver the jokes anyways to save themselves the embarrassment

[@ik.o9978]

Oohhhh, it’s the holy library! Thanks for your work, much love ❤️

[@zandeis]

They always ask him to read stuff for them 🤷

[@sol_in.victus]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau They'd ask him to read the jokes in the jackbox 9 game with the weird dolls so i'd think so

[@zachdig4067]

Ryan losing it while reading jokes gives me life

[@christianhagenswold597]

To be fair, Jesus didn’t really have a last name per se. He would have been known variously as “Jesus of Nazareth”, “Jesus son of Joseph” or “Jesus the Carpenter”. The title “Christ” was assigned to him posthumously by the Greeks and wasn’t actually part of his family name.

[@MrTDWfan]

The prefix "Bar" was often used to differentiate between people of the same name in the first century as a son of a person. It's quite possible he was known as Jesus Bar-Joseph to people who knew him in Capernaum.

[@ChristianCTaken]

Seeing a comment like this before watching a Jackbox video is like a punch in the gut

[@AdrianVM19]

Another Jackbox LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@AlmeaCulpa]

24:50 "Their Drawers" is such a good answer and I'm mad none of them verbally acknowledged it

[@hjack6463]

I actually can't believe they played joke boat again after the last one

[@santeri-leinonen]

Gonna be an "achtually" nerd about the Pompeii bodies thing. The "bodies" were holes found while doing archeological digging on the ruins to uncover them from the volcanic sludge. When the archeologists found out what the "holes" were they were filled with cement to cast the "bodies" now seen in the ruins. So they are casts, not actual human remains.

[@thaumaturgeslit7759]

The chib/Enelle dynamic is one of the best on all of twitch

[@mlgfumo2761]

Are the people in the ruins of Pompeii still in there? Like, in the- like, in their little things, like, you know how there's people, are they in there? Like, the dus... ty people? Like, the people that are like, stone? Are they still in there? We gotta free them. 11:30

[@mlgfumo2761]

Like, if I cut that open, am I finding bones? ...EWWWW! This is disgusting, why do they do that?

[@ZionSmith748]

Them making fun of Apollo for asking what Jesus' last name is, when they all incorrectly think that "Christ" is his last name is a goddamn injustice man. It's a title, the dude ain't got no last name.

[@joehemmann1156]

I was going to say the closest thing would be "of Nazareth" since a lot of time the place you lived or were born stood in for a surname in early civilizations.

[@pl412]

That part was so funny I was in tears

[@uselesspocketwatch]

​@@joehemmann1156 or possibly a patrynomic, like 'son of Joseph'.

[@radikalskippy]

It's a joke man

[@JohnHazl]

McJoseph

[@ChristianCTaken]

You know it's gonna be a good one when it opens with an Honorary Jinx

[@lr-]

33:42 I YOINK HIS BIT AND TWIST IT I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

[@DrZaiusDrZaius-xp5fw]

anyone who thinks joke boat is bad needs to be taught a lesson

[@nopenoperson8964]

It’s like Quiplash from a parallel universe

[@DrZaiusDrZaius-xp5fw]

@@nopenoperson8964 the deadly premonition of jackbox

[@wyoaqjuuvn6420]

Joke boat is legitimately funny

[@eltee704]

I hope Josh can join one of these one day I do miss Josh :(

[@itzflamezblade5284]

I miss Robert too :(

[@austinvanderveer213]

I miss Nick man I miss the whole damn crew

[@eltee704]

@@austinvanderveer213 nick went off the deep end. His video ranting about the crew is a hard listen (it's on KZbin)

[@brandonr2906]

​@@eltee704I took a quick look and didn't see it. Is it new?

[@blackjacktrial]

Who would be your ultimate Quip8lings? Egg is mandatory. I think you need Rob, Baer and Apollo. Josh/MALF/Chjb have diminishing returns due to excessive chaos, so I'll take Josh/Chib for novelty. Then your final two these days are probably Kory and Justin. (All time I probably take Nek and TB, even if it's impossible now).

[@yahdo]

Thank u ryab I miss party stuff with the lads terribly Not sure if there's audience other than me for it, but Catan was poggy too :)

[@seanod1234]

This is a temporary title gone wrong for sure

[@sonofhades57]

Holy shit, Quiplash for the first time in ages. There's a very happy clipper somewhere.

[@thaDjMauz]

17:16 this absolute nonsense from Justins mouth is just beautiful, I cant describe it.

[@nich3897]

Joke Boat is actually the best game in all the packs for stream

[@HeyRoosty]

I think that'll have to be JobJob for me, but Joke Boat is high tier.

[@Random_Fanguy]

Yeah it’s so stupid I love it

[@l_..l.l.__l..l8833]

Job job is too elite

[@canox6017]

@@HeyRoosty JobJob is good but there's a lot of typing in complete silence and you're just looking at a background. I prefer games with shorter input time

[@PuppiesOnFire9]

27:58 what the fuck is chiblee ever saying lmao he’s amazing

[@n8mo]

His brain is abstract in both form and function

[@mityakiselev]

Jesus H. Christ... Justin H. C. .... monkaHmm

[@etheth888]

54:14 Man Sinvicta got robbed by NL shutting down his joke. It’s a callback and it makes sense in the context and didn’t need to be obliterated by chat following streamer reaction. One of Jesus’s famous abilities is to walk on water so implying a boat is just a fancy Jesus IS more funny than land in my opinion.

[@jossypoo]

First round Bomb or bomb Second round Mansion or man's chin

[@jossypoo]

NL i was legit picturing the Trader Joe's in Bellingham when I was imagining Dress Barn lol

[@sonerika4238]

Don’t worry Ryan I thought the toilet store joke was hilarious

[@GoodGoga]

DOUBLE JACKY??

[@ghiblet]

I like my friends like I like my uncles: with benefits.

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

18:50 quick game of Four Souls

[@videosofdeath99]

"don't blow up my spot, I'm 16"

[@xPapi07x]

4mo later and I’m watching this on my way to Burger King

[@the_father8520]

jackbox with the boys always hits. every time I see chiblee's name or hear someone say it I just hear NL saying "chibleeeeee" in his trump voice

[@EveloGrave]

What's his last name? Has the same energy as "Pothols! oh, Pot holes"

[@nopenoperson8964]

I swear Joke Boat is a result of the Jackbox people watching the Comedian game of Quiplash

[@felix56p]

33:20 holy foreshadowing

[@felipet.m.]

I normally don't like to say that I miss the old crew, cause everyone evolves and changes, and even if they were back it wouldn't be the same, but for Quiplash, yeah I miss the old crew

[@Sasiskin7823]

But this crew... This crew is good

[@SmoofDizzle]

Man missed opportunity to answer "Sunshine" for "MacGyver only had a pocket full of _________" IDK maybe that song isn't as popular or meme as I thought lol.

[@Darthtanner100]

Went on a high school band trip on a carnival cruise where a guy fell overboard and was never found but we looked for him for so long that we missed our Nassau Hard Rock Cafe reservations.

[@Purin1023]

Chiblee keeps lying about random stuff for literally no reason, and then gets surprised when people believe him.

[@galigen5511]

Quiplash takes me back

[@AsexTwin]

jesus’s last name is…… *​dies*

[@SapkaliAkif]

The quiplash sphincter is calling me man

[@keserumezofficial]

He ate a spicy chili

[@henrygallagher6109]

Hello northern lion I’m gonna be a Canadian soon, any tips on surviving?

[@dewrito2325]

Costco membership

[@VidyeoGamerer]

Run

[@VidyeoGamerer]

Also costco membership

[@Tottosmile]

Warm jacket

[@shadowcween7890]

Have a job, have a Costco. membership, have a bicycle.

[@ChristianCTaken]

Chiblee is a fake fan, it's MALF who feel down the stairs and ravioli on him

[@zankaa8031]

Holy fuck the faces he made at 31:25 sent me

[@handsum6676]

Oh you didnt, just for mee!❤

[@simonw560]

Is Chiblee just Southern Hemisphere Josh?

[@tempestSH]

bro, someone pass me the boof of mormon, i'm tryin to find god.

[@ScottyPrinters-d8f]

Fadel Walks

[@Meoin]

honey wake up, new youtube title meta is here

[@LilKulture]

I honestly forgot Malf existed until I saw that one Quiplash answer lmao

[@phnxsu]

42:19 chile mentioned

[@buchanator]

incredible title

[@piethedye3948]

is the nlss back?

[@Montewtf]

new content for goodegor

[@streifenziesel4151]

On the first answer I honestly looked to the bottom left and expected the jinx-counter to pop up, because I'm so used to watching quiplash on goodegor's channel

[@Montewtf]

@@streifenziesel4151 yes same thats when this comment got written

[@mellowcorpsep6665]

33:25 more like northernlions dull house

[@lord_walrus8611]

Is NL playing Jackbox with a bunch of clones of himself?

[@andrewj9929]

brooooo sooo true

[@Hoodiebud]

Jesus H. Christ Jesus HC Jesus HCJustin???

[@Henry-gv4yj]

genuinely how old is chiblee

[@Centrifuze]

Christ isn't Jesus' last name. It's his title.

[@OrangeVision]

Joke boat is painfully unwieldy and unfunny yet the stupidest shit on it magically becomes 10 times funnier. It's great.

[@madeofmarble8514]

JOKE

[@SuperCaitball]

11:56 aged very poorly lol

[@BadQualityStudios]

wouldn't his last name be Godson?

[@andrewmenino7676]

Are the dusty people still there?

[@dilliedAlly]

Just bought my merch I’m so glad you made more!!!

[@radikalskippy]

What more merch?

[@dilliedAlly]

@@radikalskippy my youtube messed up I meant to comment on the video I watched before 💀

[@ilanfl1234]

I need my SAP :(

[@punkrockllama]

FREE POMPEII

[@pickledownrickonomics]

joke boat is goated. fuck the haters

[@benlavine6259]

Apollo’s weird reverse laughter makes me uncomfortable

[@joshalvarez298]

I'll take non NLSS NLSS content. Ha

[@bread5884]

where the fuck is the new weekly

[@danielmccutcheon4944]

Tetris99 please

[@allmymimings]

nl why are you shitting on bellingham for no reason do you have something youd like to share with the class

[@mkatapodis2]

Stop telling their jokes in Joke Boat... NOW!!!😠

[@Eggz4Dinner420]

I hate to be that guy but Jesus's last name is not christ. He claimed to be "the christ" and as such his followers call him Jesus christ. Kinda like when you are a doctor people might call you doc

[@Tottosmile]

I'm honestly not sure how they managed to make quiplash 3 so much worse

[@cammyboig]

What are you talking about it's literally just quiplash again

[@Tottosmile]

Maybe I'm wrong I only played it a couple times but I remember me and my friends thinking it wasn't as fun as the first two

[@cammyboig]

@@Tottosmile My brother in christ that just means you weren't being funny

[@thaDjMauz]

Quip 3 is like quip 2 with a slightly better last lash and more prompts.

[@cammyboig]

@@thaDjMauz Honestly I think 3's last lash blows 2 out of the water

[@Clarpediem]

Why is Apollo like this?

[@hautoa1513]

Like what

[@Clarpediem]

@@hautoa1513 sour. Also hell yeah nice pfp

[@Max-sn3hr]

Bro why is sinvicta in these he adds nothing, he makes everything worse

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[@kieranpudsey7089]

I’m not a huge sinvicta fan but he had some great jokes in this session to say he added nothing is insulting

[@ik.o9978]

Bro, u don’t get to choose with who they get to play with. If u don’t like it, don’t watch it. Plus his promps where really fun in the first half

[@HeyRoosty]

Chib at 11:23 will forever kill me

[@zoboy0683]

First bro pin meee🎉🎉🎉