JOKE OF THE DAY | A blonde a lawyer a teenage boy and a priest... | Funny Jokes

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JOKE OF THE DAY | A blonde a lawyer a teenage boy and a priest... | Funny Jokes
A plane had four people in it: a lawyer, a teenage boy, a priest and a young blonde girl.
The pilot told them that the plane was going to crash, but there were only three parachutes.
The four passengers began discussing their predicament.
The blonde said, "I look beautiful so I should get one," so she jumped off with one.
The lawyer said "I help people solve their problems so I should get one," so he jumped off with one too.
Now there were only two people left: the priest and the teenage boy.
The priest said to the boy, "Here you take the last parachute and go because you will live a longer life than me."
However, the young boy said, "No, it's all right because there are still two parachutes left... "
"The blonde just took my backpack!"
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