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[@Gurn33y]

i literally just listened to doos fly me to the moon cover, thought it was the most angelic thing i have ever experienced, then watched this 💀

[@jotawwwooo]

Sounds about right

[@jamescurfman3284]

It's the duality for me...

[@player00024]

Welcome brethren, you have been initiated

[@zacharyreid7557]

one of us, one of us

[@VvmpL0re]

welcome to the channel..

[@alphnx]

seems like you got away with it

[@Lemongrab_]

Seems like you got a dump truck

[@ericlorenzo9306]

@@Lemongrab_ 🫦

[@alphnx]

@Lemon grab69_420 i do

[@snoopdogg64]

Seems like youre unfunny

[@eduardomeza2432]

Seems

[@shaunhowbowdat]

as a marine, you’re jokes are the best. i could never survive in airsoft 😂

[@Young_buck2423]

Lol

[@felixberthou7351]

What's the music that plays at that point?

[@ZekSanchez]

your* had to do it

[@Dom_2323]

@@felixberthou7351 the Army Theme 😭😭

[@HuginnTheNord]

​@Zek Sanchez he's a marine he don't know correct grammar

[@francescoferraro4024]

“I had to respec” is one of the funniest things I have ever heard

[@maybe_josh]

I have no idea why "Catfish Exoskeleton" got me dying

[@eyelean66]

I am thoroughly enjoying the contrast between his music side and his gaming/podcast sides lol it’s a fucking treat when there’s a sprinkle of a combination of it all here and there 😂 Keep up the great work!

[@guts60]

Tobi’s great, he takes the jokes in stride and doesn’t get offended

[@tobytaylor2823]

Thanks 😁😜

[@stratonicc2651]

just got told my crush didnt like me, and the very first joke made me cry of laughter. thank you so much for keeping me up in a bad time, love u

[@timewellspent8137]

Get well soon👍

[@imthatguy5878]

head up bro

[@N..P..]

Can't blame her.

[@MonkeMan2.0]

Gonna need more than a single goon video for that.

[@gregziel]

keep your head up. So many other people are out there. If you're in middle school/high school don't sweat it. Wait till college or you are 18+ and try the dating app scene. Just take your time with it and don't swipe constantly. Short concise and to the point or go out to social functions and try to meet people there in time when you are ready and have sprung back from this. You got this random person on the internet. have a good one.

[@parallelogrum7967]

1:43 Mcnasty kinda clean with it tho

[@1997HondaCivic]

This didn't get put on the main channel because it isn't funny enough, it's here because is too funny.

[@JaredR1996]

As always a goons video is an instant click for me

[@xdeimosz]

Every single video I wind up in tears laughing, it never fails to amaze me that you guys never run out of stupid ass humor 😂 love the content Dooo

[@BradleyRhea]

Man, every time a new video comes up I have to stop what I'm doing and watch it.

[@jettgary8170]

"Gary I knew you're a bottom feeder" this makes me feel so weird cause I have Gary in my name

[@WorldGoods]

Maybe stop doing it then if it makes you feel weird

[@jettgary8170]

@@WorldGoods Very true, good money though

[@pockets5722]

Gary lol thats funny

[@_Umbrael_]

0:15 anybody else notice the guy failing miserably to snipe the dooo in the background?

[@bretfine688]

Yes

[@arukado6753]

I briefly thought they couldn't deal dmg in the warm-up, after 4k+ hrs of gameplay.. that's how bad it was.

[@theman13532]

3:49 me when i freeze my paintballs in liquid nitrogen before going into the paintball field (hilarious prank)

[@stingermaple03]

7:06 Never spat out my drink so fast.

[@10-0tactical]

2:27 anyone who works/worked fast food got instant PTSD from the *bEeDoObeE* fricken fryer. I claim 100% service related disability after hearing that again

[@Kuzumai]

the MA doesn't find your claim to be service related. here is some motrin and change your socks.

[@steelsmith6230]

You shouldn't gotten away with it, but I am glad you did.

[@Saroma-hq4vu]

4:28 “God job”

[@Pyr_Br]

3:00 "he's pulling his glock out!!"

[@C4guy3509]

8:56 without context 😂

[@ma8jbr]

The vid was release 4 minutes ago!? 😂😂

[@EndProtector]

Yep. Clicked on it and it was...

[@Spank_Blanket]

Hah!

[@LeoKoyote64]

1:50 as they said "pop up" my computer gave me an antivirus notification

[@AB-yq6bq]

just refreshed to see this. Dooo you are the best

[@z3r0c0o1]

7:58 holy crap that's a blurred Quake 3 Arena Rocket Launcher icon!

[@dimitrijensk2845]

2:05 I refuse to believe call centers don’t do this

[@Yiklo]

10:41 a certain mustache having man holds the world record for gassiest man

[@mEmEzMaN...]

It took me a second to register what you meant

[@ljsavage651]

is anyone gonna talk about the guy at 0:17 that shot 4 times and still missed a still target

[@Naviorem]

every time i see this footage, no matter the perspective, I do a double take when they say Ivan

[@s.owl9]

The McDonald french fry alert sounds like the beginning to an Irish Jig, on the flute, getting cut off after the first 3 notes. I can easily imagine a leprechaun peeking from the corners of the screen for a split second every time it sounds.

[@Gigaknight1]

Bruh why Michigan though, we all ain't that bad

[@Itben69]

Naaah, we are

[@gayvalds]

I love how casual the inclusion of the Misfits is Edit: *Dooo as Lady Gaga*: "There could be 100 people in a room, 99 homosexuals, but it takes ONE straight to believe in you"

[@brandonhillgoth699]

0:51 AAAHAHAHHA

[@derelect3164]

Thanks to this, I will now answer every call I get. And ask the most awkward questions I can of telemarketers.

[@redflame8328]

Funny as always

[@v1ncesmom114]

Where'd u get the pfp from bc I like it

[@dmj271095]

I wanna see a prank call where he just drops an out of nowhere question like that

[@reddemon8802]

The steve harvey shit with the catfish exoskeleton is so funny for no reason

[@AJStubblefield]

Andrew Tate: *spawns in room* *Dark Souls music starts playing*

[@animepfpsr4virgins964]

Tobi always with a solid joke or two

[@randomguyonwifi]

sorry am new to the whole goons group, who's tobi?

[@Syrr7777]

@@randomguyonwifi Tobi part of the misfits. Another group

[@randomguyonwifi]

@@Syrr7777 ooh thanks!

[@ShinziiArt]

@@Syrr7777 ok I was about to say, I don't remember em bein with these guys even though I've been watching this group for years now

[@getrektnoob25]

NOT THE SQUIDWARD BIT💀

[@The_Real_Blockman810]

My friend works at a McDonald's and every time he hears that beeping sound not at work its like Vietnam flashbacks 2:17

[@Squi-A-tone]

*fortunate son slowly fades in*

[@wyvern_warrior]

9:07 with the previous edits I was hoping for an edit of the Queen with the RuneScape rainbow Afro when McNasty said Rainbow weave

[@troycallypso815]

I love the paintball bit soup, Doooo! Get the gang to play it!

[@Fool_ish]

09:25 flies actually puke at food to digest it since they can't chew and then drink it so it might be worse

[@eddawg79]

The opening of this video now has me wanting a family feud with gamers going against each other. Could you imagine the Goons vs the Vanoss Crew on Family Feud.

[@jonathenbartholomew5953]

This is awesome, I was casually listening to thedooo’s cover of the sound of silence and stumbled upon this😂

[@eddielopez503]

"Reptile nachos" never thought it'd hear that in my entire life

[@josecarlosacosta8159]

3:27 did doo had a stoke?

[@the_angrymoose]

When the Army music hits "This is why we do this, this is why we do this!"

[@ZombieSazza]

Random fact about Queen Elizabeth II - I live about 40 mins away from where she died (I live in Aberdeen, she died Balmoral Castle), and they transported her body in a hearse not far from my home so I went “why not”, and there were thousands of folk all lined up, and thousands all the way down to Edinburgh along the main roads (some of our Aberdeenshire farmers even lined up, as did horse riders). When she eventually got to Edinburgh her coffin draped in the Scottish Royal Standard got flown to England and I believe was the most tracked flight online in history (using radar apps and was live streamed) with just shy of 5 million views. Even when Prince Charles (before becoming King) was flying to Aberdeen airport he didn’t even get 1/10 of those views. So yes, they really did drag her around the countries before she got buried, I didn’t wait long to see the hearse go by as I lived near the road they drove on from Balmoral and you literally got a glimpse of the hearse, and then folk were like “was that it…?” Also another random fact: after staff found out the Queen was dead at Aberdeen airport? A couple were seen flossing on live TV, so that happened.

[@louisrobitaille5810]

4:17 Fun fact, you could nuke the whole state of Michigan with a single Tsar Bomba (at full power, not like the one that was detonated by the Russians).

[@flowershop7610]

As a Marine We play airsoft all the time But I have deep respect for the brave souls who dare play paintball

[@mnemic6969]

Squirt is NOT just piss lol

[@JasonJebezSam]

This video is a certified hood classic! I did the laugh haha

[@oblivious116]

3:38 aight, bet, don't worry, we got time xd

[@theredwolf2433]

"Dooo its 4pm!" *me who wakes up at 4pm tp go to work* uhhhhh yeahhhh

[@hxp3978]

this kind of comedy always makes me laugh :)

[@josiahedwards1262]

4:07 is a true Ohio moment

[@linkzero2]

Horse Jello is just the fancy way to say glue

[@nico5108]

Flies actually vomit on your food, they just let the acid dissolve whatever they want to eat, then slurp it up

[@christiannavarrete3521]

Goons and friends fs a different breed, Snoop Frog- I am speechless

[@dylanmcintire7677]

Stay away from the mitten we have a shark attached by a bridge and Detroit and I don’t think you can handle either.

[@nenadfilipovic865]

4:20 legit don't know how you didn't get FBI open up after that one poor Michigan🤣

[@amsoil_connoisseur2710]

I like the jokes that truly find that line then to blur that line and go across it

[@kyoumasama7093]

Other people would be cancelled immediately. I love you guys

[@Niko-oi6kc]

the paintball shit is wild bruh i got personally called out for nothing💀

[@skatardrummer1]

Well, now we know who was responsible for all those fake bomb threats at like every Michigan school I went to

[@nothingyet7253]

As a Michigander, we get constant bomb threats state wide

[@fitnessforafuture1770]

The marines joke had me dead

[@A_Qwynide]

Its true, we really do look up to Boy Scouts and airsofters. In fact I go out of my way to give a paintballer my free Applebee's meal every Veteran's Day - because they're the real heroes

[@zalac153]

Toby; Apparent woman, has a deeper voice than ever before lol

[@niceswan01]

He can't keep getting away with it

[@albadude1922]

Jesse Pinkman said:

[@Blank55600]

"Authentic Dead Queen" Words I never thought I'd hear.

[@Mark_Ocain]

OK OK ...I'll admit...that WAS fuck'n funny!

[@SamHaloruns]

What's funny about Ice Cube and MW2 is that he voice Bowman in Black Ops lmao

[@KhaozVoid]

1pm is sleeping in? Ha! 9 maaaaybe 10am is sleeping in.

[@mandothesavage1018]

bro i got yelled at for laughing so much

[@ThePandemonium]

10:30 the most creative burper

[@mightypensword]

You know the tech support best of would be amazing

[@pockets5722]

The noise at the end. Sounded like an airbag 🤣🤣

[@legohivemind]

2:19 PTSD moment.

[@Code3GamingOfficial]

Armored Catfish does have an exoskeleton. Though its in an Invasive Species to the U.S. it's illegal to release but to keep

[@reillyroberts5376]

The marine jokes all their missing is crayons

[@really_dont_know1681]

Can confirm need that to be accurate and then coom

[@BockRottom]

The quiet kid one got me 🤣🤣🤣

[@levirenfert3851]

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITTTT

[@kipchickensout]

our burger king kitchen sometimes makes a clown horn sound. no idea why

[@CopperConner]

i used to work at macdonalds and that fry machine sound gives me vietnam flashbacks

[@nostros26]

I think the funniest thing is when they start talking about spot the fake gamer a youtube ad started with a guy asking people what Adolf Hitler's first name was and no one could figure it out.

[@Knighthood5394]

2:29 gets me every time for some reason

[@alanamarie1518]

4:13 so thats the loud noise I heard last night

[@jaxondesselles2335]

I was laughing and almost started my pants

[@oogabooga3298]

These videos are the reason why I love the smell of coom in the mornin

[@benshifflett2309]

Looks like it’s a little cold🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 better put on a jacket so you don’t get cold 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@c4oria]

the goons are the best content creators on KZbin

[@MrPrezzSniping]

Being from Michigan blasted this is hilarious 😂

[@virgilsyours]

Love this man

[@silviono.s]

Isn’t it crazy that if any creator says some out of pocket shit they get cancel, but if the goons do it it’s just content😂

[@silverrey7379]

5:39 they've never heard of Jubilee???

[@RaventhortheWarrior]

Every day I wonder more and more how I'll ever find a specific video of yours, when you've self-cancelled 40 times

[@Dylan-bs6pz]

This is the funniest video I’ve seen this hour