Let's Talk About Sex! with Sarah Millican - Stand Up Comedy | Jokes On Us

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Jokes On Us

Jokes On Us

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@altuck4x4
@altuck4x4 10 ай бұрын
Sarah is great full stop. Thanks ever so much for the laughs, love you ❤
@wdwerker
@wdwerker 10 ай бұрын
A older client broke the arm on her sofa with her boyfriend and had me repair the wooden frame . Then a few months later they broke the other arm ! And she was telling everyone because she was proud of it !
@daviddonald9738
@daviddonald9738 10 ай бұрын
My band mate broke a quad corner, glass ceiling light shade during an ‘up swing’ on the X-large water bed. The light shade dropped onto the bed and made a two angle 8” gash…. There was no safety lining…. It emptied in seconds, leaving them shin deep in water… for a few seconds. It then quickly passed under the door, flowed across the 2” fitted-slats wood living room floor, through the linoleumed kitchen, and down the cellar stairs. Where it dropped onto his Fender tube guitar amp and pooled around it on the dirt/mud floor. I arrive to rehearse about 20 minutes later… practice cancelled! His girlfriend’s clothes were soaked through. By noon next day the living room was warped up about 8-10”. When tried, the amp sparked the caps, but didn’t ignite. But he did get zapped stepping in the puddle. Landlord charge him $4500 to redo the living room floor. Girlfriend never seen again.
@skippy7208
@skippy7208 8 ай бұрын
Brilliant story! 🤣🤣🤣
@lynnduncan6139
@lynnduncan6139 10 ай бұрын
I Google banjo string. I don't even have 1 of them, and I winced!!! I love this woman!😂
@shad885
@shad885 10 ай бұрын
You have at least one... Under your tongue.
@Buddygold9509
@Buddygold9509 10 ай бұрын
My grandfather broke grandma’s rib when his hip went out and he fell on her. In their 70’s. 😮😅
@gellawella
@gellawella 10 ай бұрын
Ouff goodness, hope they healed up alright!
@seanbatty2665
@seanbatty2665 9 ай бұрын
Legends!
@KxNOxUTA
@KxNOxUTA 9 ай бұрын
I love that Sarah gives room to sexual topics and the odd things that can happen, while still being very respectful about it and not making it immediately disgusting like male equivalents in this line of work tend to do. She's mostly joking with ppl rather than over them and she knows when to stop and acknowledge discomfort she may have caused. It's very mindful and that's why I love every bit of this.
@claudevieaul1465
@claudevieaul1465 10 ай бұрын
Broke my heart once, while... 🤣🤣🤣 (Got over it, cheers 👍)
@ElliottRodgers
@ElliottRodgers 9 ай бұрын
#relateable
@TomFynn
@TomFynn 8 ай бұрын
"last time I had fun like this, some furniture got broken." Jeremy Clarkson, driving very fast.
@hippiewithacowboyhat
@hippiewithacowboyhat 10 ай бұрын
I broke a ceiling fan once. Pulled the whole thing out of the ceiling. Wires got shorted when they pulled loose, tripped the breaker, and had no power in the apartment for two days until maintenance could fix it. Saw on the metal bracket that pulled out with it "Max weight 45 pounds", so yeah, my bad....
@matthewhart2819
@matthewhart2819 10 ай бұрын
out of everything that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
@hippiewithacowboyhat
@hippiewithacowboyhat 9 ай бұрын
@@matthewhart2819 🤣 Unfortunately, its all true...
@jamesbinns8528
@jamesbinns8528 8 ай бұрын
?!
@nicolevahai5982
@nicolevahai5982 10 ай бұрын
She did this at work
@LS-um3zq
@LS-um3zq 10 ай бұрын
On my I howled with laughter on this one!
@CasaErwin
@CasaErwin 7 ай бұрын
So I asked my aunt, "Did you ever break anything during sex?" She replied, "Yes, once. It was my hymen."
@nicolevahai5982
@nicolevahai5982 10 ай бұрын
I knew she was going to say that
@terryre.e.d
@terryre.e.d 10 ай бұрын
she broke me banjo string
@jameswarren423
@jameswarren423 8 ай бұрын
First time I ever went down on a girl and it was the first time she ever had anyone go down on her. Apparently I tickled her and she need me in the nose and broke it. Her mom had to take me to the hospital and telling her mom and my mom , And the doctor how it happened was rather interesting😵‍💫🤷🏻‍♂️🤣
@Cobbmtngirl
@Cobbmtngirl 10 ай бұрын
Made me google banjo string😂. Learned something new, thanks!😅
@brandroidanimal
@brandroidanimal 9 ай бұрын
aww man..... im pissin myself..... what a great comic
@andypandy8569
@andypandy8569 10 ай бұрын
Bloody funny lady is our Sarah!
@DeborahPearson-v6z
@DeborahPearson-v6z 7 күн бұрын
Funny show
@robinfleet7094
@robinfleet7094 9 ай бұрын
I wish I could count this fantastic soul a friend. She's very dear to me.
@ankles632
@ankles632 10 ай бұрын
I'll admit I had to Google Banjo String ....ouch
@nicolevahai5982
@nicolevahai5982 10 ай бұрын
Took you a second to catch on o it being at work
@ToddLewden
@ToddLewden 10 ай бұрын
@nicolevahai5982
@nicolevahai5982 10 ай бұрын
I was at a party with my first love- and we tried to screw on the sink in the bathroom and we hit the parents wine glass rig my bum- and it was an unhappy moment on the sneaky teenagers life having a party while their parents were out of town
@fwood1231
@fwood1231 9 ай бұрын
Very Funny. Thanks.
@MariaanSnyman
@MariaanSnyman 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 sensitive subject for some folks out there.
@ROCKONplaceboforever
@ROCKONplaceboforever 10 ай бұрын
Shes hilarious 😂
@nicolevahai5982
@nicolevahai5982 10 ай бұрын
You as well
@anoshya
@anoshya 10 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Butlins
@dominicnash9156
@dominicnash9156 10 ай бұрын
Sarah in answer to break anything during sex? yes - wind
@denisemcdougal6445
@denisemcdougal6445 10 ай бұрын
She is hilarious
@jackmchammocklashing224
@jackmchammocklashing224 10 ай бұрын
Who is the Pinochio Italian with the gisepi hat in all your audiences ?
@markdennis930
@markdennis930 9 ай бұрын
The equal term to lady is gentleman, not 'man'.
@alandenton1024
@alandenton1024 7 ай бұрын
Anyone else found this one boring?
@mtgoat1016
@mtgoat1016 6 ай бұрын
The audience is more of a comedy act than Sarah, do they actually pay to see this!!
@johnralston5164
@johnralston5164 10 ай бұрын
lets not not zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
@paulwhite7475
@paulwhite7475 10 ай бұрын
I keep coming back to see what it is that I've missed .... Still Can't see why anyone finds her remotely amusing
@rodlink6258
@rodlink6258 10 ай бұрын
Because they like humor?
@adamhughes4442
@adamhughes4442 10 ай бұрын
She's not that funny ...I agree.
@zizinnnn
@zizinnnn 9 ай бұрын
why are you coming back? stay away
@ladyjustice1474
@ladyjustice1474 9 ай бұрын
You have no soul.
@ladyjustice1474
@ladyjustice1474 9 ай бұрын
​@adamhughes4442 you don't have a soul either.
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