Sarah is great full stop. Thanks ever so much for the laughs, love you ❤
@wdwerker10 ай бұрын
A older client broke the arm on her sofa with her boyfriend and had me repair the wooden frame . Then a few months later they broke the other arm ! And she was telling everyone because she was proud of it !
@daviddonald973810 ай бұрын
My band mate broke a quad corner, glass ceiling light shade during an ‘up swing’ on the X-large water bed. The light shade dropped onto the bed and made a two angle 8” gash…. There was no safety lining…. It emptied in seconds, leaving them shin deep in water… for a few seconds. It then quickly passed under the door, flowed across the 2” fitted-slats wood living room floor, through the linoleumed kitchen, and down the cellar stairs. Where it dropped onto his Fender tube guitar amp and pooled around it on the dirt/mud floor. I arrive to rehearse about 20 minutes later… practice cancelled! His girlfriend’s clothes were soaked through. By noon next day the living room was warped up about 8-10”. When tried, the amp sparked the caps, but didn’t ignite. But he did get zapped stepping in the puddle. Landlord charge him $4500 to redo the living room floor. Girlfriend never seen again.
@skippy72088 ай бұрын
Brilliant story! 🤣🤣🤣
@lynnduncan613910 ай бұрын
I Google banjo string. I don't even have 1 of them, and I winced!!! I love this woman!😂
@shad88510 ай бұрын
You have at least one... Under your tongue.
@Buddygold950910 ай бұрын
My grandfather broke grandma’s rib when his hip went out and he fell on her. In their 70’s. 😮😅
@gellawella10 ай бұрын
Ouff goodness, hope they healed up alright!
@seanbatty26659 ай бұрын
Legends!
@KxNOxUTA9 ай бұрын
I love that Sarah gives room to sexual topics and the odd things that can happen, while still being very respectful about it and not making it immediately disgusting like male equivalents in this line of work tend to do. She's mostly joking with ppl rather than over them and she knows when to stop and acknowledge discomfort she may have caused. It's very mindful and that's why I love every bit of this.
@claudevieaul146510 ай бұрын
Broke my heart once, while... 🤣🤣🤣 (Got over it, cheers 👍)
@ElliottRodgers9 ай бұрын
#relateable
@TomFynn8 ай бұрын
"last time I had fun like this, some furniture got broken." Jeremy Clarkson, driving very fast.
@hippiewithacowboyhat10 ай бұрын
I broke a ceiling fan once. Pulled the whole thing out of the ceiling. Wires got shorted when they pulled loose, tripped the breaker, and had no power in the apartment for two days until maintenance could fix it. Saw on the metal bracket that pulled out with it "Max weight 45 pounds", so yeah, my bad....
@matthewhart281910 ай бұрын
out of everything that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
@hippiewithacowboyhat9 ай бұрын
@@matthewhart2819 🤣 Unfortunately, its all true...
@jamesbinns85288 ай бұрын
?!
@nicolevahai598210 ай бұрын
She did this at work
@LS-um3zq10 ай бұрын
On my I howled with laughter on this one!
@CasaErwin7 ай бұрын
So I asked my aunt, "Did you ever break anything during sex?" She replied, "Yes, once. It was my hymen."
@nicolevahai598210 ай бұрын
I knew she was going to say that
@terryre.e.d10 ай бұрын
she broke me banjo string
@jameswarren4238 ай бұрын
First time I ever went down on a girl and it was the first time she ever had anyone go down on her. Apparently I tickled her and she need me in the nose and broke it. Her mom had to take me to the hospital and telling her mom and my mom , And the doctor how it happened was rather interesting😵💫🤷🏻♂️🤣
@Cobbmtngirl10 ай бұрын
Made me google banjo string😂. Learned something new, thanks!😅
@brandroidanimal9 ай бұрын
aww man..... im pissin myself..... what a great comic
@andypandy856910 ай бұрын
Bloody funny lady is our Sarah!
@DeborahPearson-v6z7 күн бұрын
Funny show
@robinfleet70949 ай бұрын
I wish I could count this fantastic soul a friend. She's very dear to me.
@ankles63210 ай бұрын
I'll admit I had to Google Banjo String ....ouch
@nicolevahai598210 ай бұрын
Took you a second to catch on o it being at work
@ToddLewden10 ай бұрын
❤
@nicolevahai598210 ай бұрын
I was at a party with my first love- and we tried to screw on the sink in the bathroom and we hit the parents wine glass rig my bum- and it was an unhappy moment on the sneaky teenagers life having a party while their parents were out of town
@fwood12319 ай бұрын
Very Funny. Thanks.
@MariaanSnyman9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 sensitive subject for some folks out there.
@ROCKONplaceboforever10 ай бұрын
Shes hilarious 😂
@nicolevahai598210 ай бұрын
You as well
@anoshya10 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Butlins
@dominicnash915610 ай бұрын
Sarah in answer to break anything during sex? yes - wind
@denisemcdougal644510 ай бұрын
She is hilarious
@jackmchammocklashing22410 ай бұрын
Who is the Pinochio Italian with the gisepi hat in all your audiences ?
@markdennis9309 ай бұрын
The equal term to lady is gentleman, not 'man'.
@alandenton10247 ай бұрын
Anyone else found this one boring?
@mtgoat10166 ай бұрын
The audience is more of a comedy act than Sarah, do they actually pay to see this!!
@johnralston516410 ай бұрын
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@paulwhite747510 ай бұрын
I keep coming back to see what it is that I've missed .... Still Can't see why anyone finds her remotely amusing