Best of Joey Diaz & Theo Von - PART 2

[@JokeWRLD]

Part 1! kzbin.info/www/bejne/pp2WgqyJZtCbftE

[@legate-lanius]

why is your intro so loud and annoying ? just curious

[@RobotUnicornDK]

This is basically just Theo talking and Joey being high as fuck

[@nick4597]

That’s all it needs to be magic

[@LiV3rWurSt]

@@nick4597 there’s definitely a little magic driving some of these conversations 🍄

[@MrOhmygoditsben]

You mean ever podcast with Joey and Theo? Haha

[@Fatfuckinnutsack]

@@LiV3rWurSt still funny asf

[@gyroman567]

Let's be real every episode of the church was just joey being high as fuck lol

[@evanabbott2737]

I like thinking about Lee sleeping face down.😂

[@MookieIsGod]

That's a really weird thing to say

[@reedo9571]

Why is this so funny

[@endlesscontent4493]

that's weird kink thing or what

[@erichpelser7586]

🤣🤣wtfudge

[@boostedb18b14]

I do too, its hilarious lmao

[@AFCADaan9]

Joey is the only one that can make Theo die of laughter.

[@ricksanchez7025]

"If I don't got Hepatitis C, I got nothin'." Joey Diaz ladies and gentlemen. 🤣

[@Niggocs]

“Amen bruh”

[@loganharder7700]

Make my work days in this heat not as bad knowing I’ll have something to watch when I get home🙏🏻 Bless you brother

[@touchmycamerathroughthefence]

As Joey said, going to work is robbing someone without a gun. Go take their money who’s better than you

[@baddestmanontheplanet7338]

Bra you must have data for days

[@touchmycamerathroughthefence]

@@baddestmanontheplanet7338 I have a good memory, he’s my favorite comedian. Met him in person at a show

[@touchmycamerathroughthefence]

@@wilsonDp15 you call that serious?

[@baddestmanontheplanet7338]

@@touchmycamerathroughthefence what are you talking about.

[@M4riCuri]

“They never taught him how to walk” 😭

[@mrsuns10]

I laughed so hard at that part

[@DarkDream-g1v]

Wtf ar you a peppermint hunter hahahah little tender hahaha

[@graemeblack1003]

Lee is so under rated he’s funny af

[@Zezumii]

Unintentional humor is my favorite, and that's how I see Lee. 😂

[@acedbridge5651]

One of the best duos their mushroom episode is unmatched

[@SoyInmortal1]

When Lee waves 💀 lol

[@91KP_SilentEchoes]

Theo is always talking about brothers 😂 I know he grew up around brothers, it's just so funny 😂👏

[@echristine1784]

Joey-“Yea those people don’t wear shirts 👕 lol “ 😂

[@joshwhite576]

Was crying from laughter. Never wanted video to end ... could watch this all day every day

[@redherring6757]

The 2 funniest people in the world rn

[@jjhahn6416]

Absolute facts. Respect

[@piffdat3877]

Agreed

[@trappygilmore7644]

And throw in Tim Dillon

[@richardshaw4866]

They are definitely the 2 best story tellers in the game. They are genuinely, brilliant weirdos. There are so many great comedians killing the game right now, but Theo and Joey are tapping into the icing of the cosmos with the way they navigate a memory.

[@VolvoCommand]

I’d give it to Tim Dillon over CoCo, but just my opinion

[@daerth4423]

Holy shit that story Joey told about the sirens had me crying 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jorgie9891]

Every time he laughs it sounds like he’s trying to breathe 🔥

[@themademan1867]

“Those people don’t wear shirts “ 😂💀

[@theduragdan]

fire compilations bro

[@ramondimas1252]

Amazing job on these clips brother. Keep it up.

[@jaygroomes1357]

One thing that I don't realize is that I just listen to Joey diaz all the time. And at this point I have been for a few years. I've listened to almost everything he has over and over, doesn't matter what it is. Idk why I love uncle Joey so much

[@phikadaffi]

Same bro

[@renegade8379]

Dude you're a beast you be workin' and I respect the fuck outta it. Congrats on everything so far, keep hustlin' dude! 👊

[@elguerOG99]

Thank you

[@kryptikknowledge1501]

Swear when Lee is high his eyelids become an extra pair of lips 😂

[@jimmynovak7913]

Where has this channel been my whole life!! I love this channel! Never ending content..

[@HanmaAnon]

I just wanted to feel a part of the room, the laughter, and these comments , respectfully

[@mnmmnm9825]

Y'all saw joey these days? He's looking real good

[@stumpy5353]

"A whole family, zero shirts" 😂😂

[@michaeldoyle9408]

Doin a great job with these! 👍🏻

[@derickrobinson6137]

he said like a camp counselor lmaoooo

[@TwinTaylor94]

He’d lurch at ya.

[@hi-ic2nb]

Xxxrrd,rzxrrr

[@hi-ic2nb]

😂😂

[@kkidkaos]

“Chuck Liddells dead” 😂

[@Badlandzz_215]

“You gotta bring a knife to a bun fight” best shit I ever heard 😂

[@georgiosvavliaras1066]

Man Lee is leaving for the moon any second it looks like 😂

[@ConwayKitty]

The is gonna grow old and be our kids version of Joey Diaz. Both have awesome and hilarious stories and say the funniest shit by just talking without realizing how funny what they just said was.

[@brendanfisk5010]

I ran away I don’t think I’m coming back home

[@JK_073]

“The lurking dna if Diaz”😂😂😂

[@Домин-с8ц]

Love the ending Joey: “nah those people don’t wear shirts”

[@peterpe3950]

Maannn good job on the videos. Miss these days. Podcasts were fewer but waayy better. Man😂😭

[@carlosbent5046]

I can see Joey laughing 🤣 his self to death, what a way to Go bless him 👏,I can't stop laughing 🤣 listening to his bars 🏆

[@dalibofurnell]

Theo I love your pants and the fact that they totally match the painting lol

[@ldvinci5786]

Fluffy story gets me everytime

[@Heelturnkayfabe]

"He caught you neck to neck"

[@TheBoiseKiwi]

"Like an armadillo" - lol!

[@EminemLovesGrapes]

Just noticed that when you open the description it's just a picture of Jay Leno, that's good 😂

[@apunahasapeemapetilon9682]

Lee’s my favourite muscle hamster.

[@Colechamdiceman]

I can see the hamster... But, not a muscle in sight...

[@apunahasapeemapetilon9682]

That’s a Theo Von quote.

[@jacobdolzani4611]

5:53 that boy lee is faded😭😭💀

[@crex-pd1vv]

Lee is in outer space

[@mranderson6840]

Lee is definitely a Morty

[@slimlokz559]

Everybody sleeps on their stomach at some point

[@robertcook5049]

I hated sleeping on my stomach as a kid now its my main position 😂😂😂😂

[@AZOMBIERYO]

Lee sleeps on his stomach like an inmate looking for some late night attention if ya know what i mean

[@keenanlarsen1639]

I'm with Theo how the heck do people sleep on their stomach? That would destroy my neck

[@91KP_SilentEchoes]

Dude I haven't been able to since I was a teenager. The older you get the more uncomfortable you get lol

[@coltonestes9835]

Gert gets me every time 🤣🤣

[@ninacuntowiczaka2415]

Zero shirts 🤣😭💀

[@gabrielpadilla7839]

They don't wear em

[@maylee5928]

I love how much Theo von cracks himself up

[@Roy_mustang7]

7:00-7:03 Me looking at everyone else around me when I go to clock out at work.

[@PepinoChips]

5:54 is what you came for

[@jimmynovak7913]

Lmao I missed that somehow.

[@oddynuff666]

legend

[@oddynuff666]

sorry i’ve been late these past 2 days i won’t let you down anymore

[@Gabzilla19]

@@oddynuff666 don't you dare

[@coryperemsky]

It's crazy to hear these guys talking about Tucson

[@Nuobodus]

Theo and Joey laugh at the same exact time 1:00

[@P2036]

One of my favourite channels, this and podcast cringe (SunnyV2) the only thing that keeps being me back to KZbin

[@K4ReeL187]

two of the funniest

[@bryanpinto5819]

You can hear Lee making low weird sounds. High as Phuck sounds

[@Scaringlyfe231]

I dont understand 80% of their lingo but i still die after hearing everything 😂

[@JP-rw5cd]

Got to bring a knife to a bun fight lmaoooooo this guy is unreal

[@nicoscarfo4486]

Theo Von looks like a brown Tom Brady

[@nicoscarfo4486]

Here goes another top comment lol

[@DDAWGVlogs]

the sirens have my in tears

[@Jcis333]

The best duo fooooooorrrrrr sureeeeee

[@July-E-303]

Can you do a best of Joey Diaz and Ralphie may

[@thouxander3204]

The Mexican milk made

[@Maj_hul]

joey is exactly the kind of guy you don't wanna do drugs with. guy will ruin your whole trip just for a laugh

[@tylerberman7527]

lol, hes an old man from a time before the world was genuinely full of little crybabys

[@dtreezy]

@@tylerberman7527 you would get punked out and robbed by joey in his prime

[@-unascertained-]

Best duo since 👉👌

[@Ianreez29]

“You know those people don’t wear shirts”

[@noahsebeslav2125]

Im crying at work listening to lee

[@Akkarsollum]

Smile and wave😂

[@kathimilburn8094]

Camp counselor !!!;omg lol

[@jasondanis9490]

"Those people don't wear shirts" 😅

[@ldobbs2384]

THEO: "I got techniques drippin out my buttcheeks/Sleep on my stomach so I won't fuck up my sheets/Shit is deep, deeper than my grave, G/I'm Ready to Die and nobody can save me...'

[@BakerySSK]

Miss the Church

[@quaid9595]

What’s the song at the end of the video ?

[@jmanfunkslice]

It’s a juice wrld song, he’s not a good artist so I wouldn’t look much into it

[@sawyersimpkins9428]

Give ya that lurch

[@JACKSTRAW860]

Why does lee have such an outrageous lisp in these clips? I don’t remember him having that for some reason

[@jonathanpride7331]

Prolly a retainer bro

[@reecematre601]

Because in half of these clips he is tripping on shrooms. And when you get to messed up with then it gets hard to talk sometimes

[@reecematre601]

Jonathan Pride nah it’s the shrooms. They make it hard to talk for some reason sometimes

[@michaelburns6454]

a good celly always sleeps on his belly!

[@dinoman2214]

He’s like the American version of Karl pilkington

[@alexthealexander17]

Ma rights!

[@devon_lettuce_tomato8637]

Joey and I have similar lives😂😂

[@Adam_David]

Theo I did the same thing in HS about Eminem People were in shambles Girls Crying Angrier White Rich Kids 😂

[@DG-si2vp]

U can put it up urself with no straw lol

[@awesomethunder23]

He was a brotha

[@danielcontreras7315]

Joey is my grandfathers brother I wish that was my grandfather.

[@thestrokes4789]

Does anybody else hear the sirens?

[@Madjiul]

Fuck bro I’m sick and I laughed so hard snot went everywhere out my nose and now I gotta clean myself up🤣 Joey Diaz is a legend

[@Shy_Z_]

We Just gonna brush over that Theo von, of all people met Fidel Castro 😂

[@samfield3182]

3:48 joey is zooted

[@e09271]

5:43 🤗

[@maylee5928]

Lee always too high for his own good 😭

[@Sunnyside845]

I think I’ve seen videos of a crazy guy with no arms trying to fight people on the streets

[@brentbakke3388]

Joey and Theo road trip movie..

[@davemi3213]

Lemon pledge

[@jeramypickett8357]

you gotta bring a knife to a bun fight..

[@lauriemacpherson9600]

Joey Diaz laughs like he is about to die.

[@nicoscarfo4486]

The thing about the whole dollar bill Hep C myth, they always test the nastiest, crustiest dollar bills, nobody uses crusty bills like that, you go through your ones and find the newest, cleanest looking one