Every Comedian's Reaction to Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard VERDICT

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Ricky Gervais, Joe Rogan, Doug Stanhope, Bill Burr, Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, Chris D'Elia, Yannis Pappas, Tim Dillon, Bobby Lee, Sam Morril, Joey Diaz, Bryan Callen, and more share their funniest reactions from the ongoing Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard Trial. #jokewrld #johnnydepp #amberheard
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[@JokeWRLD]

who said it best?

[@TheBeanPolee]

Hard to say. We'll need a trial.

[@kane4191]

Lol tim

[@g29000]

@@TheBeanPolee Objection, Hearsay

[@travismadison8879]

Yo momma, last night. Lol jk brother

[@gingerbaker_toad696]

Burr, but i was with Dillon all the way 😅 Was sick at home and watched the whole thing plus backstory.. it honestly disturbs me that there are still people believing amber at all..🤦‍♂️ fcking scary

[@avafilz1826]

This WOMAN is bad for women, not the verdict! The outcome is good for victims! No matter the gender!

[@rogerringold616]

She is good for men ,as a REAL EXAMPLE OF THE ABSOLUTELY MILES DEEP PILE OF....something, women plan to do, knowing full well ,its evil, vindictive and predatory. Looks and appearance is almost meaningless. Imagine a gold plated garbage dumpster. Looks great....get close and open it.....smh....LIARS. and AH?

[@HugoStiglitz88]

Facts

[@avafilz1826]

@@HugoStiglitz88 ?

[@johnnydepp8945]

@@avafilz1826 Thanks for your continuous love and support towards me ❤️ How long have you been a fan of mine??

[@theaverageDon]

Ricky Gervais: I think it's weird that they even televise a court case Thank God they did. AH's team was trying not to let cameras into the courtroom. With the cameras, in both the court and court of public opinion, JD won and AH got exposed

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

We know why Amber didn't want the trial televised.

[@Taalzen]

@Proper if you were innocent, it would not matter, especially for celebrities, and even more for one who triedto reclaim his honor, or for one who claimed to be a plublic figure of domestic violence and sexual abuse. in their case it would be an advantage for both of them if they were both in their right. but guess what ? one was not right ! that's why she didn't wanted it to be publicly shown, but she had no problem in harrassing him through the media. that's all there is to it on this case.

[@jessicahiga9870]

@Proper JD's lawyer said it themselves, the purpose of the lawsuit was to recover his reputation, what better way to expose AH's lies with cameras on court? and good thing too, notice how a lot of mainstream media is still backing AH (apparently a lot of those are owned by the same company that owns The Sun), but thankfully there were a lot of alternative sources reporting on the trial.

[@caropeter7077]

@Proper It was good for this case because the media manipulate and put their spin/political agenda on it... they still do it even after we all saw it and he won... I wont believe main stream media ever again about any thing. the judge decided to allow it because Amber first put it in the public domain when she went on television in 2017 and talked about it publicly... this judge was smart and fair, even though Johnny had a lot more evidences that did not come in

[@laydeelinkful]

​@Proper depends. In this scenario you've concocted, am I innocent? Because if I am, then I've got nothing to be ashamed of.

[@jx14aby]

I had a client accused of slashing a woman in the face and arms with a box cutter. The attack made no sense because the scratches were superficial, and one witness said a cop asked him if he knew the woman because it looked like she did it to herself. But the woman was claiming my client did it, so he got arrested. He sat in jail for three months before we could get to trial. He got acquitted, and it was the only case in my career the judge made a finding that my client was factually innocent.

[@tundrawomansays5067]

This happens farrrrr too often.

[@kelelithabane2849]

@@tundrawomansays5067 It's soooo sad😥

[@ginadean5696]

Victims don’t have a gender. I am a women and know of men and women being abused. I think this trial helped bring light on this and that you need facts to these claims to be believed.

[@oremfrien]

How can a judge find that your client is innocent? What is the burden of proof on that?

[@rogerringold616]

So.....she went to jail for lying?

[@bloodredcommanderigris3469]

Bill Burr is right, everyone, I mean everyone around the world who believed Amber without question owes JD an apology. especially the movie studios and mainstream media, because ultimately it's their actions off the back of AH's lies, that cancelled JD... they kinda owe him more than an apology.

[@petervansan1054]

and yet he shits on rittenhouse

[@cheyenne1432]

agree

[@karenbuckley5842]

I've been saying that since before the trial began🙄 same thing with Marilyn Manson🤘

[@Joseph-cu8lg]

Not only will they not apologize, they won't admit they were wrong bc ppl no longer have class or honor. Those words are antiquated (like antiquated is). I'm really starting to think the una-bomber got it right

[@eden9544]

Rowling needs to apologize BOTH to JD AND to the FANS for recasting his role - he was friggin brilliant in that role. I didn't see the new movie and will never watch that series again. AND I AM A HARRY POTTER CRAZY PERSON, but yet I will never watch another show after what she did to him AND the fans of that movie . . . and same with PotC

[@darrenneil4533]

It happened to me! It took my jury 5 mins to find me not guilty because I had truth on my side but it was 2 1/2 years of pain and turmoil in my life! I’m over it now but I have mental scars that will never go away! I’m so happy for Johnny because I know his pain and his jubilation.

[@MetalPhlex]

Way to be proud about something weird lmao Awesome job though? Johnny JR? Thanks for your input on your personal life on the internet though, I'm sure it makes everything better. Lol

[@MetalPhlex]

Also don't be a bitch anymore. Kick her in the teeth. Fully justified.

[@darrenneil4533]

@@MetalPhlex There’s nothing sincere about you!

[@mikespike007]

I’ve also been there, accused of domestic physical violence that were lies, I got her out of my house tres rapide before it got worse, then I cleaned down the walls of the food condiments she had thrown at me.

[@reneebush2399]

Yes. We need to remember that Domestic Violence has no gender.

[@leslie8743]

I saw more women online against Amber than supporting her

[@salteadog33]

Feminism = same rules for everyone. We want men to stop other bad men, so woman are rooting for Johnny because truth above all.

[@jameswells9403]

I knew she had completely lost in the court of public opinion when many women didn't believe her.

[@MisterRlGHT]

Whoa, where on earth did you see women supporting her? .

[@MisterRlGHT]

@@salteadog33 Any confusion arises from her assertion that she won the case in the UK, in which she was not even a party. I try as a personal rule not to speak ill of people I've never met, but I have little doubt this dopey twat is as full of shit as she appears.

[@RebeccaLynn378]

@@salteadog33 Amber Heard never had a case in the UK. Johnny Depp was suing a newspaper and the judge that oversaw that had family working for The Sun. I cannot remember where I heard this info from but Amber Heard actually paid people to testify about her being beaten. So their testimony was thrown out as not credible but he said Amber's testimony was credible and did nothing about her paying people to testify.

[@juliawilly9151]

She bullied Johnny for so long she didn’t think he would finally come for her. HE DID.

[@unknowntx2469]

Because he’s the ‘boss.’ In the best sense of the word. His employees are faithful to him. His friends are faithful to him. He’s laid back and fucking cool. You can only poke a sleeping bear for so long. You will feel the wrath. And the best part? He was just open and honest. And used her own words against her. He’s humble but he does know how powerful he is. He tried to tell her she didn’t really want this to happen.

[@carriekay5987]

No, HE DID NOT ALWAYS KNOW HE WAS BEING RECORDED. She often recorded him without knowledge but he did not intentionally hide the fact if/when he was recording them. Their marriage counselor suggested they record arguments to try and learn from it. But AH was devious about it, primarily to set her spouse up and not to help the marriage. Her methodology is appalling. If she has "death threats" it's because women hate her for lying solely to destroy another person in order to amp her career, and to tailgate on a DV movement she didn't truly qualify for. She is not a victim of JD; she is a victim of her own malicious behavior, and it seems to show up in a lot of her prior relationships where she hit others and even spit at them. No relationship of hers (including friendships) has been sustainable.

[@dickfitswell3437]

She said there were signs outside the court house that said "death to amber" which I seriously doubt existed. I also would tell her to stop crying about Twitter and social media because it ain't a real place and her problem is she lives for drama

[@karenbuckley5842]

EXACTLY🤘

[@MisterRlGHT]

California is a two-party-consent state, meaning it's a felony to record any conversation without prior consent of both parties. I don't know the full story of why the Depps recorded each other so much, but the fact these tapes made it into court without invoking criminal charges indicates the recording process was consensual.

[@carriekay5987]

@@MisterRlGHT - he stated in court that he was being recorded without knowledge. I was shocked.

[@MisterRlGHT]

@@carriekay5987 He could have consented to a policy of recording without necessarily knowing when the recorder was on.

[@garianne9803]

I've had a handful of male friends who dated an Amber. It was disheartening to see them trying so hard to make things work. They truly began to loose themselves. When JD said, "No, I don't love you enough to give up Myself!" I was like, thank you brother!

[@DarkSkies72]

Lose not loose. Loose is opposite of tight.

[@audreyshmaudrey]

@@DarkSkies72 🤦‍♀️

[@audreyshmaudrey]

@@DarkSkies72 this reminds me of when I wrote a suicide note to my mother in intermediate or High School who is the English teacher. She handed it back to me with red pen Corrections and slid it back under my door with a butcher knife

[@LeatherCladVegan]

You shouldn't judge people on their name alone; I'm sure there are plenty of nice Ambers out there.

[@Dapryor]

I was with someone like that for a year and still not sure how I let it get to that point. Crazy pussy makes you do stupid shit but always learn from your past.

[@karabinas]

You should never try to destroy someone’s reputation with a lie when your reputation can be destroyed with the truth.

[@michaelmcgee335]

Unoriginal and old.

[@BrienAhern]

But also gold

[@barrett5540]

Amen!Truth! You can’t be wrong if you’re standing on Truth! Justice for Johnny 🙋‍♀️❤️👍

[@jeninlight]

@@michaelmcgee335 that’s why it’s wisdom

[@ellesbells902]

@@michaelmcgee335 the world does not revolve around you, hon

[@KissMyBiscuits]

The insane thing is that these same women are still holding firm to their position. They still defend Amber & say she isn’t lying! I am a woman, btw, who believed JD was probably guilty until I heard that taped audio online where she admitted to hitting him and called him a baby for not staying and fighting her. I feel bad for assuming he was guilty but at least I changed my opinion when I found out the truth.

[@jackdeniston6150]

believe no women

[@xengen212]

Guilty until proven innocent? 😲

[@angeliquenova7440]

Denial

[@gigib.965]

I wasn’t a fan of either of them…I watched the trial…I’m now a Johnny Depp fan…SHES a horrible liar…

[@babyteano1977]

@@gigib.965 she's obsessed with JD, she's a nutcase

[@clhollow1]

Bill Burr is correct. The police told me that when my ex wife started hitting me in public years ago. I just stood there and let her hit me because I knew if I defended myself it would look like I hit her. The cops said they'd never seen anyone do that. I ended up with marks on me and she went to jail.

[@Poppins242]

I'm glad you got some justice. X

[@Sorryscene]

Love that for her.

[@garfield2439]

I feel bad for a man having to allow that but unfortunately it is true. Many women take advantage of that just like Amber tried to do. She gives women a bad name

[@Jdizzle0667]

Shultz was wrong, Amber knew she was being recorded when Johnny was recording bc he would tell her, but Johnny didn't know he was being recorded, when she was doing the recording

[@callanc3925]

He even noticed part way through one time and through her camera into a draw or something

[@frightenedsoul]

@@callanc3925 she was provoking him on that recording the day after his mother died too. I doubt Johnny is a saint but clearly she’s psychotic.

[@karabelle67]

@@frightenedsoul I thought that was the day he learned about the 600 million being embezzled. Either way it's one of many horrible things that woman has done

[@callanc3925]

@@frightenedsoul Im pretty sure it was after he realised his agent was stealing hundreds of millions from him, but also his mother died very recently too so it was all compounded

[@Jdizzle0667]

@@callanc3925 hundreds of millions?!?! For real? I didn't know about that one..... Jesus

[@plasmichoneytrip]

The right kind of feminism is when you are able to make men to be on board with your cause. Feminism is not about being against men. It is about our fight for fairness across the board and if it means rejecting Amber heard’s deception and lies for the sake of truth, then so be it. To have the the courage to weed out the women out there who give feminism a bad name is the height of sophistication for the cause.

[@xengen212]

Across the board? Not just where it's good? The majority don't think this way meaning it's bs. That's YOUR feminism actual feminism has been warped to be antiman. That's the reality of modern feminism

[@plasmichoneytrip]

@@xengen212 Are you an IDIOT or what?? Could you read and comprehend? Or where you just ready with your default, knee-jerk answers? Did i just not say or mean that the right kind of feminism should be across the board, meaning any cause (including feminism) should be on the side of truth and as I have stated, “..if it means rejecting Amber Heard’sdeception and lies for the sake of TRUTH, then so be it.” After all, isn’t what’s good the truth anyway?? Nothing in my statement is anti-man. It is actually the total opposite! Again, you are DUMB!!! End of!

[@witchfromthenorth5294]

Thank you!! I have been saying this! It is equality between genders ( and that goes both way )

[@bevAmck]

This has really shone a light on those women (and a few men) who show they've placed honesty justice and equality below their twisted agenda.

[@Robinrae2010]

Beautifully said.

[@InDadequate]

I don;t understand how JD got cancelled upon the claim that he did something wrong, but it now proven that Amber Heard did something wrong and she is still working....

[@juliad.6372]

Not really she is dropped..

[@grlsci]

Once tarnished, your name is extremely hard to clear and repair as there will always be people that won't believe the evidence that came out. Because of that most companies cut their losses and won't take a chance on that person again. Nor do those employers or companies want the drama the non-believers can stir-up. And as for her working, I wouldn't want her associated with any of my businesses but the companies that backed her may just double down until people "forget". And they will "forget" because they just have to see that movie or show that she happens to be in.

[@OnlyHumanMe]

I agree with Bill, the women's movement should be outing her for her lies 😮 she shouldn't be allowed on air, they wouldn’t be giving a man the chance to reinforce their lies. Us survivors are furious about her using others horrendous experiences for her destruction mission 😤😤😤

[@garfield2439]

So agree

[@avafilz1826]

Exactely right!! A man would have been shut down by media and not given another second to continue the rant in public!! Although I dislike the cancel-culture, a malicious individual like that has to be cancelled until s/he owns her/his mistakes and lies and expresses true remorse! Until then, cancelling that person is educational and therapeutic for their development and katharsis.

[@Muggins1dog]

There are a lot of women, abused women, who wanted Johnny to win. There are so many of us who just want the truth.

[@MissPrettywoman628]

"It's a defecation case" that had me rolling 🤣 😂

[@noni5961]

Bill Burs comments are the most useful in this whole list of comedians. And some of Joe Rogan.

[@AdMBandLeader]

Totally agree.

[@mechamark]

Apart from rogans whole "girls Vs boys" opinion, now is an elite with a stupid opinion

[@juancarlosvazquez1945]

Comedians are gonna comedie

[@natepeterson6410]

Idk Tim saying he cares more about the trial than the kids who were murdered was pretty useful

[@maidmarion2976]

Agree so much. Women who back Amber Heard are weakening feminist positions. That is why most women are so angry with her.

[@etherspin]

further to the guy talking about the court house when Amber lodged the restraining order and coordinated with TMZ ... not only do you not have to attend the court house, it has a concealed side entrance and an underground carpark entrance, both for preserving privacy

[@susanwelch9087]

Just LOVED the Amish outfit, complete with black clunky old lady shoes, straight hair and no makeup. It was just an act, on stage, for her. With the right costume. And she just happened to look to her right....all confused and sad....so they could get the pic of the fake bruise. Makes my skin crawl.

[@KillerNetDog]

She confessed to being the abuser in those private tapes.

[@sylviagonzalez3811]

Johnny reported that he recorded her because she would deny everything she said. Always gaslighting. Also the therapist suggested they record their fights. But Turd is devious and started recording him all the time without his knowledge.

[@phoenixkali]

She still couldn't catch him out tho, except for the banging kitchen cupboards which she instigated.

[@alexmanojlovic768]

@@phoenixkali Banging cupboards? I didn't realise he was such a total b4st4rd! Next time I'll vote for Scam-ber Turd vs the evil cupboard banger.... As he gains confidence he'll progress, & when he escalates, he'll probably bang a cupboard, get it pregnant & then force it to have an 4b0rtion.... What a b4st4rd. Warn your cupboards! 😅😂🤣

[@briandesjarlais5660]

Rogan said it right ! A guys gotta win at least one of these accusations ! Now maybe these accusers will fucking think twice before lying to attack someone !

[@bevAmck]

Feel I must point out that there's a 75% conviction rate for DV and 3out of 4 cases are dropped before reaching court, so yeah there's been one before

[@cameronmills3414]

imagine the bond that Johnny Depp had with the studio that dropped him for pirates all the people in the character itself he probably thought they were like his family and it was something he created and they just dropped him

[@MisterRlGHT]

Considering his addictions and history of errratic behavior, I don't believe for a second that Disney dropped him solely because of her allegations -- tho I bet they felt overwhelmingly pressured to take him back once this trial gained him the sympathy of the world's headlines.

[@SynnJynn]

Well... he's also been doing more drugs and dringking, even families can only put up with so much.

[@jeninlight]

@@MisterRlGHT really? Disney, the wokest company on earth?

[@jeninlight]

@@SynnJynn was he always like that, or did it become a coping mechanism when the real AH showed up?

[@MsBAustralia]

There were literally millions of women around the world who didn’t believe her. I don’t think it was a “girls vs boys thing” at all.

[@monicapyle]

I supported amber at first and then I listened to her and watched her body language and looked at the evidence presented and it was so obvious that she was lying. Now pretty much all women hate her although I sometimes come across an Amber supporter in KZbin comments

[@alexmanojlovic768]

It was a G v B thing, with women/girls who feel the need to blame everything on men. And the simps & "feminist" men who want more women to love them by supporting anything & everything women say, without evidence or logic to back up the support. The sisterhood....

[@matthewdenz1045]

Her being a woman is the only reason so many people sided with her at the start

[@mackiri6996]

2nd🙋

[@karidennis6154]

Absolutely, at first i kept an open mind, but pretty quickly realized she was just a big nasty liar

[@optimus]

Listening to Joey Diaz talk makes me want to schedule a visit with my doctor

[@janparish8055]

Same. What a nasty old man.

[@razadaza9651]

Agree lol… and I cringe at toxic femininity

[@megs3019]

I’m extremely happy for Johnny Depp with his win but I wish the Gizelle Maxwell trial was played on air but bc every single government official would’ve been called out. The world would know how sick our government is and how much they like kids. That’s why it wasn’t aired which is bull crap

[@swisscheese4986]

PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH!!!!!

[@Anthony113010]

Notice how Callen steered right away from that topic ..

[@melissalabelle3130]

It definitely should've been public however federal cases are not allowed to have cameras in the court room. This should def change

[@marcwilliams9824]

The prosecution were cowards in that case. TV would only have shown how toothless the legal system can be when the people involved aren't prepared to do what's right.

[@Si_Mondo]

Maxwell's trial is Federal, that's why it wasn't televised. You're absolutely correct that if it had been loads of things would have been exposed but the rule is the same for any Federal jurisdiction trial, regardless of any possible shadiness on the government's part.

[@forestpansy8680]

Some of the recordings were made for marriage therapy purposes, so they both knew. Most of the recordings were recorded by Amber and Johnny had no idea.

[@FredRated1967]

Quite frankly, every trial should be televised, including federal courts. Full transparency, let everyone see how the sausage is made.

[@markusgorelli5278]

Especially Federal Courts!

[@movespammerguyteam7colors]

This court case’s results show a few things. 1 men are equally susceptible to DV as women and 2 the accusations have to be credible or have genuine evidence to prove the accusations. This hopefully balances the system out to be fair and neutral to both men and women.

[@jamiehocker5103]

Her inconsistencies and lack of factual evidence supports the scenario that she had an agenda with JD from jump street 😂 (I had to.) When the target didn't pay out as planned, AH made good on her threats and laid the ground work for her DV claims in an attempt to collect on what she viewed as 'years of service' because I, personally, don't believe she was ever in love with JD. My opinion.

[@ellesbells902]

she's an opportunist

[@yogijaya2897]

He was on JUMP STREET and put her TURD on FRONT STREET!

[@snoops5581]

I also think she had an agenda from the beginning. Who records these types of personal private conversations between them & their husband? Some of those recordings were several years old. She had a plan. I pity Elon.

[@alexmanojlovic768]

@@snoops5581 the theory is that:- her baby is Elon's & he was tricked into getting her pregnant (or having his semen "taken somehow"). Wouldn't put it past her... 🤦

[@snoops5581]

@@alexmanojlovic768 I don’t doubt that for a minute. She’s trying to set herself up for life. I feel sorry for any child being raised by a parent like that.

[@sukijay4990]

JD should have told the housekeeper to bag the poo for dna testing.

[@susanwelch9087]

I think JD said he considered DNA testing on the grumpy.

[@KarenBottom]

She would need a hazmat suit. AH is one vulgar B.

[@carlareilly6594]

Thank god justice was served. #justiceforjohnny

[@jackfiercetree5205]

Bobby's simple insight that caving to whatever way the wind blows will NEVER be a way to run successful endeavors, makes him wiser than a huge number of current CEOs.

[@ceciliarichter2458]

My brother was also falsley accused by his ex-wife. Our whole family was dragged into it as her lies evolved. We are still dealing with it.

[@jimsty7550]

I'm so sorry to hear that. I know it's only been 6 months since you wrote that comment, but I truly hope you and your family are in a better place now. Take care and God bless!

[@jimsty7550]

And obviously most of that is meant more for your brother. I can't imagine the hell he has gone through. Again, I'm so sorry that happened to yinz...

[@khalilyosefkellyMMA]

“Amber heard started an only fans.” Joe- “really?” “No.” Hilarious

[@lenalandmine]

She might’ve tried but no one joined.

[@alexmanojlovic768]

@@lenalandmine She'd get lots of requests for scat videos!! 😅😂🤣💩💩💩 Funny how Amber is a very common porn actress alias. Or so I've heard..... 😁

[@laurahughes6138]

she recorded him secretly at times. He was not aware he was being photographed and sometimes he was unaware of being taped.

[@susanwelch9087]

He didn't know she was recording in San Fransisco - when she wanted to meet up with him after the TRO - until the end of their conversation. I thought that was particularly creepy. It sort of makes weird sense for a therapist to suggest recording each other to learn, but they were waaaay past that stage at that point. I think she was trying to set him up for something then. What - I don't know. She's psycho. But she's a conniving and manipulative psycho. Maybe she just gets off on listening to it afterward, her bashing him with gaslighting.

[@juliemiller9760]

So you prefer that he ACT for the camera? I have often thought that the ONLY way an alcoholic can decide to stop drinking is to see themselves when they are DRUNK. I think that's what she was trying to accomplish. They are BOTH substance abusers!

[@thecompanioncube4211]

We have to abolish guilty before proved innocent in any accusations, and especially in the media

[@donnamoore246]

As a real and true victim of SA & DV and suffering from C-PTSD, she can't even act like a victim. I've heard her call Johnny the exact things that she is. My heart breaks for other women and men, who now may have fears of coming forward. I still have nightmares and flashbacks, but I now understand those can't hurt me, because they're memories not happening in the now! DISNEY AND WB can forever kiss my dang ass!

[@spiderqueen601]

She recorded him. She thought she sounded innocent on them.

[@sherry8894]

She left a "grumpy" in his bed . That was hilarious when Johnny called it that !!! Hahahaha !!!!!

[@clzbear]

I totally agree with Bill Burr. The truth is more important all around.

[@psytron939]

You just know JD is gonna end up on the podcast at some point. And Im fucking all for it

[@honeycat535]

maybe joe rogan, noone else.

[@AdMBandLeader]

@@honeycat535 Yessssss

[@bigstepjohno9984]

I highly doubt it. Jonny will want to put this behind him now. Bringing it back up wouldn't be Joe's style.

[@drivehard2395]

@@bigstepjohno9984 I agree. He just showed everyone his dirty laundry to clear his name. Like Willy Wonka, we won't see him (the personal stuff) again.

[@tamaradavis2276]

There was no boys vs. girls bs here. Just credibility and who was really the victim and abuser. There are so many women who felt vindicated by JD's win because we recognize the behavior of an abuser and saw ourselves in JD.

[@dylanelizabeth7712]

There was though even with the Brett kavanaugh thing “Believe ALL women” that’s such a load of crap as if people with a vagina can’t lie she’s the epitome of someone who believes her own lies and will keep lying no matter how much truth you show her she will still lie

[@alexmanojlovic768]

There actually was & always is. Sadly there are females who don't see themselves as individuals, but part of some non-existent "sisterhood" who have to stick together through good & bad, which often means lying to win for the cause of women. These are usually men haters & often the kind of women who will screw their friends' partner because he's hot.... And they actually have no morals.

[@tamaradavis2276]

@@alexmanojlovic768 Seriously, the same crap comment can be turned and spun against men; the whole brotherhood, would screw their girlfriend's sister, blah, blah, blah. It's supreme BS, no more true for the majority of women than it is for the majority of men. Stop it.

[@cerisewilson4428]

The whole shitting monologue by the one guy, I’m rolling on the floor laughing. “It’s gonna leak”.

[@TheHestya]

I stopped watching any of his films when allegations first came out. I do that with music and films as I have no interest to support bad people's lavish lifestyles or to consume their work. I was disappointed because he had always seemed like a very nice guy and was a fan of his. The reality is that you never know who is an absolute monster behind closed doors, they don't go around announcing it. I don't do much media consumption so I didn't see much beyond that. Now, don't crucify me just because I believed someone saying they were hurt by someone else. I don't question people enough and I know that. In my mind, there would be no reason in the world to lie about being abused (even if I wasn't a survivor of some of the things she claimed he did to her). So my first or even tenth thought is never 'yeah, but what if it's a lie that they made up to continue abusing the victim that they are now painting as the abuser tho?'. The shame that comes with abuse and assault, the questions, the accusations of 'why did you not leave then?' and 'what were you wearing' and 'you slept with him before' and 'but you stayed with him for so and so years', it all is so fucking vile and horrible that it makes absolutely zero sense to me to pretend to be a victim of those things. Like. I wouldn't wish this shit on my worst enemy. What the fuck do you mean she just fucking made it all up? You know? It just doesn't compute in my brain. So the result is that I always believed a person saying they experienced it. Especially in the public eye, where those questions happen far more. Anyways, I know I shouldn't have believed her. But I did. Not because she is a woman and JD is a man. But because she said she was harmed and it's the dumbest thing in the world to do if one wasn't harmed. Now? Fury. How DARE she use my pain and pain of so many people for her personal gain? How DARE she pretend to be a victim when she was the monster? How DARE she sit there and MOCK our pain and experiences with her bad acting of a withered woman shattered beyond comprehension? How DARE that absolute waste of oxygen attempt to further harm her victim? Thankfully JD got cameras into the court room this time and exposed her for the piece of garbage she truly is. Her legacy will forever remain Amber Turd for that is who she is. The truth is that it is exactly the victims and survivors of abuse and assault that she claimed to have experienced that HATE false accusers the most. No one knows fury like us. SHE directly takes our credibility away. She had the nerve to pretend she was one of us, infiltrate our movements and support groups, safe spaces where victims go to support each other as it is a great strength to have people that simply get it. It's why we so strongly support JD, because we understand, we know, maybe not every single one of us knows every single aspect of his suffering, but we know suffering. We know how it lingers with you forever, it affects you forever. I would give my life for a fellow survivor of those things. She had no idea what she was getting herself into. To us, she represents all of our abusers. Because they truly are all the same. Vile, disgusting, petty, cruel people that revel in the suffering of others. Survivors are stronger together and these bastards fucking hate it. Justice for Johnny Depp is justice for a survivor. And many of us will never have ours. So we celebrate his. Also, I think men vs women is the complete wrong way to look at it at all. It is victims vs abusers, not men vs women. Anyone can be abused. Anyone can be an abuser. Period. ~Whoever supports the narrative of men vs women in these situations is a part of the problem. We should all be safe. We should all get justice if we are harmed.

[@jamiedavis1182]

She said in her interview (still attempting to gaslight everyone that she was the victim) that freedom of speech is the freedom to stand up to power and that was what she did. WRONG freedom of speech absolves you from government persecution for the slew of $hit coming out of your mouth. Even then, it has its limits. Try saying on July 25th, I'm going to assassinate the President and see how far that gets you with homeland security.

[@jamiedavis1182]

And I'm not crucifying you but for real for real if any of it were true we would have heard (no pun intended) of something within the span of his career. There was nothing. Then it essentially said Kate Moss lied under oath "everyone in the 90s and early oughts heard that rumor." Keyword: not fact!

[@TheHestya]

@@jamiedavis1182 I would have no way to know what people would have heard or not. I, for example, didn't know about the existence of Weinstein. If I had known of him, I still would have probably not heard of him being a sexual predator even if people in Hollywood heard the rumours. Not until the news spoke of actual allegations, legal proceedings etcetera. I only heard about it then, but there was a time Courtney Love flat out said 'if H.W. invites you to a private party, don't go' and apparently it was this open secret that everyone in Hollywood spoke about and new. But I didn't. Therefore I don't just expect to have heard something, you know? It has been shown to me not to be a good determining factor. As it was with Cosby, everyone was shocked. I do understand your point, but I don't think lack of rumours means innocence.

[@stephensimington479]

Who Pooped the Bed? Frank Reynolds: I did! I did 'em all. Look, I just left one on the floor.💩

[@ryanschuette9062]

Poop is funny!

[@tammyfrancis7856]

Why I got so pissed off at Amber (who I knew NOTHING about before I watched that trial) is, because I’ve been a Depp fan since he started. I couldn’t believe he’d done what she said, but then came the judgement in the UK trial, and I was shocked but I figured she must have had evidence and witnesses to win! Then I was really disappointed that my perception of Johnny Depp wasn’t reall? How did I get him so wrong? Then THIS trial, WOW! Now I’m saying “How the hell did she convince them in UK?! What’s wrong with that JUDGE?!” I DIDNT have him so wrong after all! THAT and everything I saw her do and say in that trial is why I now HATE Amber Turd, and I’d love to say a few things to that UK judge too!

[@aliceseger7108]

I read/saw somewhere that judges son worked for the Sun? Not sure but he did retire pretty quick after that trial.

[@rachelmartineau8102]

I agree. That judge had some biased issues. He has since retired. What an otter joke. Glad Johnny continued in his clearing his name!

[@jessejordache1869]

The judge allowed Heard and her sister to revise their depositions whenever they were incompatible. At least up until Heard was deposed in Virginia, which happened while the UK trial was still occurring. Her Virginia testimony kind of locked in her story -- for example, in its initial version, Amber Heard's "Kate Moss" story had Johnny Depp on a different floor than her sister's testimony. Also, the judge's ruling that statements under oath trump other evidence seems to have been only been used to throw out the recordings, which were probably the strongest weapon in Depp's councils' arsenal. After that, he ruled that contemporaneous statements were better than any deposition in at least one instance. Read the Judge's decision if you like. You have to get into the weeds, but he refers to Amber's first, second, fourth etc. deposition versions like he's picking form a menu. After making his ruling, he promptly retired. I generally don't like conspiracy theories, but you almost have to come up with one to explain how a 40 year veteran of UK law could make such atrocious decisions. Inside the UK, where they know more about the details of the Sun trial, the decision is regarded as something of a howler among court watchers.

[@jessicahiga9870]

She keeps telling the lie that She won the case, actually the case was against The Sun. The Sun had to prove they had reasonable basis to believe her as a source, and her being JD´s ex-wife and primary source of accounts, it was fairly easy for them to prove that. And since she was just a witnessed, she had very little responsability to present evidence.

[@alexmanojlovic768]

@@aliceseger7108 yes... "retired". I'm sure that's what the UK Legal authorities called it!.....

[@natfoodiesmm]

That would be a good Aquaman parody movie. Imagine the poop floating. Lol

[@oregon32nursenurse43]

Big deal. 😂🤣You’re on the phone with Johnny? Oh my gosh, Joe. I didn’t realize your self esteem was so fragile.😂

[@Bumbart]

as a woman who was in an abusive relationship - I have never believed AH since watching her snicker and roll her eyes back in 2016 in UK. No. That is NOT a victim of DV. I was so sad and angry seeing how many women actually believed her. It's SCARY. And people were talking about Depp being innocent for years. I don't care too much about all that celebrity drama, usually, but this struck me as it was way too similar to my situation where I was gaslighted, portrayed as a monster by my abuser etc. I can not give more of a fuck about your gender - you have no right to do that to another person. You have no right to ruin their life by throwing mud in their face. You don't have a right to PLAY a victim card just for clout and sympathy and to get a pat on the back.

[@jimsty7550]

Well said!!

[@black4pienus]

Oh the irony that Amber tried to destroy his career and ended up destroying her own. I doubt Johnny is perfect, but at least he didn't make sh*t up.

[@Maria-uz9gg]

I’d say that after the televised trial and seeing Amber’s twisted responses and lies and attitude, men would be scared to hook up with her thinking they might be next to be ruined. I wonder what Elon Musk thought of her right now after she looked like a liar on TV.

[@alexmanojlovic768]

She didn't look like, she IS a LIAR!! Rumour has it her baby is Elon's. It would explain why, he has paid in total, $850k to the charities she was meant to pay $7million from her divorce settlement.

[@Maria-uz9gg]

@@alexmanojlovic768 you’re right she’s actually a liar

[@susanwelch9087]

My bet is some future partner of hers (if there's anyone crazy enough to go there) will be sporting bruises and maybe file charges. Bet we also see her in rehab.

[@keenanlarsen1639]

"It's fun hearing about someone getting beat...in a nice area." Wtf I love Tim Dillon

[@T6e6r6o]

10:48 Holy cow was that a brain-dead take. Yeah, let's dehumanize JD because he's a Hollywood superstar. Fuck him for seeking justice and fuck all of us for caring, right? What a dope. 12:05 Ricky, mate, nobody gives a toss if this trial is making you uncomfortable. First of all, you can simply not watch it. Second, if it makes YOU uncomfortable, imagine how JD himself must have felt sharing the lowest, most painful moments of his life with the world. And yet he did that anyway because he knew putting it all out in the public was the only way to clear his name. 17:07 "I'd rather watch the Ghislaine Maxwell trial than this one", it doesn't have to be an either/or, my dude. I would rather watch BOTH trials. I would rather ALL trials be streamed for the general public. It is our right and our duty as citizens to keep an eye on the judicial system, as it is one of the three branches of government.

[@etherspin]

agreed on Gervais.. he is more clever than that, he can listen even just to a snippet of the audio and will/would know whats up - maybe he is under too much heat for his last special and doesn't want more

[@lewis18051]

Ricky didn’t say it made him uncomfortable he just said he didn’t like it! A fair opinion

[@KarenBottom]

Sweet Johnny did it mostly for his kids. The truth always comes out. He was an easy mark for her because he is so humble and sweet. Pretty is as pretty does 😅

[@amandanaecker957]

She never thought he would take her ass to court

[@enna5025]

No, this isn't women versus men. This is truth versus error. I am a woman and started watching the trial -(ok, slightly leaning in AH's favor only because men abusing women is so prolific in this world) with a fairly unbiased mind and quite quickly it was clear to me that Amber was a disturbed and dishonest woman and she had NO evidence to backup her dramatic claims of abuse. Team Johnny for me!

[@lieseseaver6721]

"The judge is like; I'll allow it" 😆

[@cbiln]

Their therapist told them to record all conversation so that they can listen later in hopes of fixing their marriage.

[@stephjovi]

That's the craziest. On the tape where she says I didn't punch you I just hit you don't be a baby, they talk about it being recorded they tell each other to listen back to it. To say something like that knowing she's recorded just shows how insane she must be if she's not being recorded

[@sandorclegane3658]

Amber and Kanye. I'm calling it now.

[@dadoturbic3582]

Would definitely be entertaining but Kanye would strangle her after her second strike :)

[@L.Smith.]

Again the judge wanted the cameras in court. She asked, depps team were ok with it, Amber's team said no and the judge said yep we're having cameras. Wish people would get the information right before they speak

[@FalkonD]

“I’ll allow it” Absolutely slays

[@sherylarnold2083]

I’m an older Craziest Cat Lady, so I’ve been around a while, I’m so glad Mr.Depp won the trial. I’m glad because men have been villains for so long, men have escaped goats for long enough. It wasn’t until this trial that I realized how many women are men haters, these women will blame men for for things they have no control over and Mr.Depp’s trial showed that on things like “ The View” and shows similar to that where these women sit there getting a nice wage to bash men because they think that’s what women want to hear. I do want to thank you for making me laugh over a situation that carries so much catastrophic to so much and so many. I would have to think that amber’s team of attorneys will have some ramifications from representing her, amber has ruined herself with her own narcissism, amber’s behavior has destroyed Mr.Depp’s career for a time. Mr.Depp will build his career back up again but can not forget, he was a victim to a woman’s abuse in many forms, verbal mental and physical violence and he triumphed over the lies of a woman.

[@amandanaecker957]

He knew she could destroy him with just an allegation. He had to cover his ass

[@leslie8743]

Most women can see the truth of another woman faster than a man. We all, my 4 sisters and all female friend were on Johnny's side from beginning.

[@firebyrd437]

So JD used drugs and drink makes no difference to me and all his friends said JD was the same taking drink or drugs, I do like the fact that he gave a pill Manson to stop hi talking so much, obviously he had clarity of mind to do that, nice one

[@barrett5540]

I agree with you Firebyrd. I couldn’t care less that Johnny drinks and uses. So what? I’m certain Amber was doing the same thing. What pisses me off is that Amber was so devious in every way. She’s the one who was sleazing around with untold countless sex partners while Johnny was away working! I hate her for that. I’m a woman who is disgusted by Amber Heard. She is a disgrace to all women. I hope Johnny stays strong in requiring her to pay her court ordered debt to him!!

[@mlamanna5601]

Liars who do something with such impact and who show malevolent intent - they should do time. Period.

[@Psycorde]

Mera shitting in Aquaman's bed, that's hilarious because it would just float up

[@beverlybalius9303]

I loved the trial,,, I loved Johnny, Hurricane Camille and Bob, and the Judge.And the Memes were slaying me,,,, Mama said , Don’t Lie, always tell the truth!,

[@shantichristian7600]

I'm glad that Johnny brought this out in the open about this evil woman. This evil woman destroyed so many lives and who knows how many more lives she would have destroyed. Thank you Johnny for saving lives. I hope Johnny keeps his bodyguards close, very close. This evil woman is very dangerous, total jodi arias vibes.

[@nm7336]

I concur. You're not kidding

[@meganklobchar7014]

I just love Tim "and you should get more" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TexasMagnolia]

Think on this…what kind of shit would be going on Right Now IF this Trial wasn’t televised? Johnny was smart, he knew the public had to see the Truth.

[@cindyx92130]

Johnny didn't know AH was recording their conversations. One audio he found out at the end. He NEVER said he hit her in any way. He even said he didn't hit her when she was saying "when you hit me." Also you have to say the same thing about the super rich not really liking their kids too. Because they don't. They have nanny's too. Come on.

[@KilyanAustin]

Hahaha Tim Dillon "I feel like ive grown up with these people" XD

[@___LC___]

False accusations hurt all of us. Greatest of all, it hurts men who are the victims of physical, sexual, monetary, or emotional abuse. It’s hard for men to come forward and Amber Turd’s loss and humiliation is a win for all people who are actually abused. She wanted attention soooo badly, she got all the attention…especially the bad.

[@lucaschristian135]

Chris Delia's impression of Depp as jack is brilliant 🤣🤣

[@BrandonP43]

Hot take from Joe Diaz about the Depp v Heard trial: “That shooting shoulda happened in LA”

[@SDsimplelife]

That was dicey but if anyone could pull that off it's Uncle Joey

[@johnedward8352]

The trial was in Virginia though

[@BrandonP43]

@@johnedward8352 you don’t get it. Eat this star of death and relax bitch!

[@elnr7779]

Hot take from rogan on lying: “If its all not true… its a really bad thing”

[@shadowprince4482]

In Aquaman 2 there should be a Baby Ruth following her around in every underwater scene. 🤣

[@gilbertarnold8666]

These are comedians? I'm still waiting to laugh.

[@janetclaireSays]

Women are as angry and disgusted by AH as men. Just because a couple media personalities or PR people have said this verdict "hurts women" doesn't mean women feel that way as a collective. I'm a woman and I don't feel that way, and I haven't spoken to a woman who feels that way. And I am a feminist.

[@Writer4631]

He didn’t want to destroy her he kept trying to get her to stop this even when she had every one convinced he was a monster she pushed it to this point to where he had nothing to lose

[@jordanrelkey]

"That's the dumbest thing I Amber Heard." Put that into the forever encyclopedia of English sayings.

[@Bess9779]

I think females disliked Amber more than the men did. Seriously.

[@camillemayers103]

This wasn't Boys versus Girls. It was Truth versus Lies!

[@scottsmith9192]

One question that haunts me, how did she poop without peeing? Never heard anything about the pee, which makes me believe it was transported from the toilet. It’s just gross as hell any way you look at it, but was there PEE???????

[@leandabee]

She didn't pee, because her dog stepped on a bee, 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

[@amelie9271]

Good question. 😂 I don’t know if you saw the actual photo, but I’m pretty sure she transported it from the toilet. 🤮

[@jsyvret472]

I was attacked by my ex every time she got drunk. Bill is so right man. When it came out 99% of the people around us made excuses for her and the only reason I came out OK is because I never engaged with her violence and they had nothing to cling onto to make me the bad guy

[@gtgodbear6320]

6:00 Jonny has a security video of it. But the judge wouldn't let him use it as evidence.

[@marcromer2684]

Not only exposed her but exposed Hollywood for condoning this kinds of actions for too long.

[@sircliffordmalcolmjac5870]

Im not really a fan of chris delia but that johnny depp impression was hilarious!!

[@OnlyAtJaMart]

I was, but didn’t he get cancelled for doing some creepy stuff? This case shows that you can’t take accusations at face value anymore though 🤷‍♂️ I did love when he raised his voice about Heard 💩 in the 🛏 …😂

[@sircliffordmalcolmjac5870]

@@OnlyAtJaMart yeah he 100% did! And yes, you cant take anything at face value so i have no idea but i heard delia was trying to get with underage girls which isnt really a he said she said thing but still you cant believe everything you hear!

[@OmgAuntySuzanne16]

Ghislane Maxwell case has concluded her appeal because of the “juror” gossipy tv interview was denied. Waiting on sentencing. ✌🏽

[@mlvega6198]

Famous/privileged people who are spineless try to think they can get away without "Smart" people seeing through their "sketchy" ways and mental manipulation. I Feel AWFUL the MOST for her "daughter..."O"- Oonagh Paige...with her "Dad"...EM, abandoning her. What a wonderful childhood she is going to have. Amber didn't even want to have her own biological child , close enough to her...to be growing inside of "HER" body! Poor little girl end up being raised by a single narcissistic mother and a father living up in Mars. She will end up having psychological scars!😩😳😩😳😩😳😥😪😢😭

[@barrett5540]

I agree with you Melissa. Amber is so selfish. I see no mothering instinct in her at all. Her poor baby will have to grow up with twisted “Mommy Dearest”. Not to mention this Amber Heard is little one’s example of “womanhood”. Sick

[@marionfriedenthal7352]

I don't think that this was a guys vs girls situation for the sane population. We know, for a fact, that men can be abused by their female partners. I, for one, supported the man known as Johnny Depp. At no point was my support for the actor Johnny Depp. If this doesn't change things for male victims of domestic abuse, what will? Guys, use your voices and speak out. Please. Anyone abusing you is probably also abusing any children you may have.

[@jasoncoan7679]

It begs to question how many hoaxs resulted in judgements favoring the hoaxter that went unchallenged.

[@moe3235]

I love how the only legit defense anyone tends to think of is “ca’mon man! He was ‘high’ for extended periods of times too! Somehow-abusing yourself with dr*ugs because of her, is still abu*sing her…somehow 🤷‍♂️“

[@talyntedd9740]

how about JD playing a pirate in aquaman 2. I would watch it.

[@leandabee]

Yes, that's the only way I would watch it 🤣👍

[@doyoufeardeath666]

he's way too good for that trash franchise

[@kristybarker924]

She actually hurt women who are true victims. But Johnny helped bring light to men who are abused by women like her.

[@stephanieann87]

Chris is hilarious

[@michaelnugent9758]

D’Elias Depp impression is spot on and had me CRYING, dude 🤣🤣🤣

[@gonar4ever]

Brian and Chris killed it for me, hahaha