Vanderpump Rules SECRETS REVEALED | Recap & ROAST |

Stand-Up Comedian Joleen Lunzer LOVES all things Bravo TV. In this live stream, Joleen will have you lol-ing while she roasts and recaps Vanderpump Rules Season 10 SECRETS REVEALED.
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[@lalaLAX219]

I want a whole episode of Secrets Revealed: Mexico!! How did we not get any new Mexico scenes 😭

[@leslie8743]

Katie is finally getting happiness and she is so strong to call it quits. Arianna and Katie were basically single as the Tom's partied for years.

[@sharonm.t.2492]

Yes, but loyal to their partners! And the Toms... 😒

[@dianeemanuel8541]

The creepiest thing about Rachel showing up with pink roses for Ariana the brunch after- was her telling them how horrible LaLa was by saying she wouldn’t trust her with her man - then feeling so full of herself for coming back with thank god you don’t have a man…..all of this in front of Ariana- who I’m sure regrets laughing now.

[@ckd0680]

Ohhhhh that pissed me off & made me cringe!!!

[@elizabethlander2411]

Tom's expression when she said that...Also cringe worthy.

[@jeanzyc.5103]

Everyone seems to blame Sandervol more. I think Rachel is just as awful! She wasn't just a stranger to Ariana. Look at all of the creepy stuff she said. Lala and Katie were right about her all along.

[@tammyboykin5285]

You mean Lauren

[@tammyboykin5285]

Yes pretty creepy

[@esthere4255]

I'm surprised Joleen didn't comment on Tom saying he was 39 years old! 😂

[@rachelprater2916]

She was trying to make Sandy butt jealous by telling the Oliver story. Like yeah you ain't ending it yet, so I'm going out & kissing others.... It was an attempt to make him break up w/Ariana quicker 💥✔️

[@natashab3412]

Everything she did all season and beyond was to keep his focus

[@melissam2103]

😂 he was looking for Rachel/Raquel’s love letters😂 that had me dying

[@Sunshine134_]

This is Tom’s career…face down. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@OliveCandy38]

One year from now, I guarantee you that you will have a million subscribers. You seriously kill me. There is no one that gets me laughing like you these days. Keep going girl! Shoot for the stars! Because you got it!

[@KJ-fo4gt]

Your Rachel impression is spot on! 😂😂😂

[@energywellness8834]

I know Joleen, you are absolutely right. I did love the scenes that they showed, but I needed more.!! I wanted to see more of post, Katie and Tom and I also wanted to see more of Rachel Raquel’s interview post reunion, because you could tell she was saying more when they cut it off, so frustrating.!!

[@sevans108]

the fact check editing added during the roller skating scene was everything 🛼😂

[@leslie8743]

I wouldn't have handled Sandoval as good as Arianna did when she found out. The disgusting flaunting their dirty deeds is unbelievable.

[@lindawarren6457]

Joleen, I listened to this like like 4 times and still laughing at your Sandoval impressions

[@chelleymarie2129]

I’m an hour in and I cannot count how many times my dog has glared at me because you’ve made me laugh so loudly that I’ve worked him from him 8:30am nap. 🤣

[@kristinxox]

This episode made me love Katie again. She really has been through it with Schwartz and it really does get swept under the dirty ass rug because Schwartz is such a baby. Let’s be honest .. even the people who don’t like Katie …NO ONE Would put up with that shit … she always was shown at the times she just hit a wall with Tom and lashed out. If I were with someone like that I’d lash out too but Katie saying she’s choosing to be happy and be happy now just made me happy for her. That whole thing deff got overshadowed by the dirty garbage bag that is Tom and Raquel …. Katie, like Ariana, looks fantastic after losing that 180lbs+ toxic. Btw that apartment is so disgusting I’d rather live in a cardboard box behind Taco Bell than live in that filth. Ariana really truly was beyond in love with that man. She really did whatever for him …including living in that disgraceful apartment. I always wondered what her apartment looked like before she moved there because I can’t imagine that was an upgrade for her.

[@lindawarren6457]

Missed you again - wish I could catch you live 😊

[@JoleenLunzer]

Next time! 💖

[@lindawarren6457]

@@JoleenLunzer❤❤

[@ginovikinga3088]

Tom falling on his face was the highlight of this episode. Sandybutt is so cruel. This whole thing has triggered so much ptsd in my life…many bad days rolled up together.

[@sharonm.t.2492]

😆Joleen saying Maya the dogs says: dammit why dont these people speak dog?!! 😒🙄🐕

[@marybella24]

I missed when he fell 😂😂😂 omg

[@chickbenney177]

Thank you for all of the hilarious opinions ❤❤

[@TheArbitraryObserver]

Oh my God, The John Prine reference! Just when I thought I couldn't love you more! My husband and I played In Spite of Ourselves by him and Iris DeMent for our first dance when we got married! That is our theme song in life. Love you and your recap roasts so, so much!

[@jennjohnson4067]

Joleen!!! Do you think that scammedusall used his OLD apartment to bone the barnacle?? He seemed creepy. But he seemed really weird when they walked into the apartment and Ariana was like “why would he leave the couch here” I just got the ick!!

[@jock-a-mofeena-ey7352]

I mean, let’s call it for what it is. When way back, when Schmaltz made a whole production out of giving Katie a….wait for it….ring on a string, we all knew how this was going to end. Katie’s not perfect, but she sure has been pretty clear at communicating. And she’s proven to be pretty spot on at catching on to shady Surlebrities.

[@lallana2882]

It took 10 seasons but Katie is finally growing on me.

[@ginovikinga3088]

Schwartz was ridiculous on his “date” after kissing women all over EVERY TIME HE WENT ANYWHERE WITHOUT KATIE. I think that girl was under age.

[@melissan00]

Now this is a HOT start!! Let’s gooo! 🎉🎉🎉

[@MoniMoni-qg9gb]

I would really like to know who made the first move between Sandy butt and Rotten Rachel, I almost feel like Rachel was slowly flirting with him first

[@Pinkflamingo138]

I just want to say that I love the Golden Nugget and have swam in the pool where they made out 😂. Stassi’s reaction is funny but I love it there 😂😂😂😂

[@grwoobie1297]

I insisted we stay on Fremont last time there but Golden Nugget was full. Stayed at 4 Queens but enjoyed the Nugget, too. Fun times.

[@Pinkflamingo138]

@@grwoobie1297 I stayed at the Nugget last time but never at 4 Queens. Our room wasn’t the best but we stayed in the oldest tower not realizing. I’ll be back there in a few months and we’re staying at the new Hilton Resort World. I’m excited cause it’s fairly new so it’s gonna be nice 😊

[@grwoobie1297]

@@Pinkflamingo138 I wanted to stay on Fremont. We've stayed at the Stratosphere and Tropicana. They were both nice but I wanted that old Las Vegas feel for a change. It was ok. 😉 You'll enjoy the Hilton.

[@Pinkflamingo138]

@@grwoobie1297 thank you! Yeah I definitely enjoy old Vegas more than the strip.

[@zammymynakersnackstbmoth]

I have no idea who this lady is. I was searching for recent Scandoval content and clicked this video. Glad I did. She's hilarious and I'm loving this video. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 So subscribing and I'm not even halfway through this video.

[@evelynbare1975]

Rats, nope they are roaches...sneaking around after dark and doing their sneaky business in the cracks and crevices.

[@natashab3412]

Tom Scandy saying he'd be into seeing another guy w his gal in season 1/2 ( Kristin at the time) • Rachel saying she was interested in Ariana ( supposedly ) & saying " me and the two Toms were in the hottub" • Schwartz saying how great Rachel is (& hot?) AND he's sooo into ( or was) Scandy......makes me wonder if there was a throuple after all . . TS TS & RR 🤔 eeew

[@grwoobie1297]

I think several have but they are not ready to admit it. And if one does say they did, the other two will deny. I think Rachel bringing it up probably has them worried. Loose cannon.

[@bethrubel104]

Scandoval has a cuck fetish

[@natashab3412]

Reachel is a calculating succubus formerly in disguise.

[@natashab3412]

I remember thinking that Rachel acted like it was her house at Tom / Ariana's pool party. Stomping around & prior to telling ppl they were invited etc etc.

[@ginovikinga3088]

Ariana is the BEST PERSON, helpin Lisa get a better memory…re horse

[@Aliz56]

I was so upset when he made Rachet a dumplin latte!!!

[@ChimeraTruely]

30:28 Nancy A, I am right there with you! Distraction from chronic pain is the only thing that helps me. The never ending laughter here can make my abs hurt in the best way. Jolene is good for my soul! 🥰

[@michellesykes9010]

It’s hysterical!

[@stephaniep456]

Germs, they keep you healthy😂😳😬

[@energywellness8834]

Omg Joleen, you are so damn funny with your face expressions! I’m trying to get my Cardio in why watching you, but you have me laughing so much that I have to keep stopping and running in to pee, because you have me laughing so hard!!!😝😂

[@snailee3107]

It's a Smirnoff ice you have to chug on one knee and it's called getting iced. Love that you remember that

[@Sunshine134_]

Ratchet has got some shoulders. Sandyballs can borrow her clothes but they maybe loose.

[@lauramorin4357]

You are the funniest person ever. Love your videos. Hilarious

[@AK-706]

just missed the live

[@Sunshine134_]

Love Zack and Lala!

[@lindadejesus8601]

Bummed I missed you live! Hopefully you recap and roast RHOC ❤

[@rachelkarengreen]

53:14 oh my god im howling (in dog speak) at this 😂 Mya was totally trying to snitch on that dirty man 🐕🗣️📣

[@serendipity12345]

I think the story was Tom drove Rachel to his house to pick up her car, so they may have had sex in Tom or Ariana’s car.

[@GenXer102]

Did anyone else get that Scandavol is like the plot line from the movie The Descent! Even the necklace!

[@PK-ld1ky]

Thanks for the recap Joleen!😂❤😂❤😂

[@angp7064]

Heyyyy 👋

[@Clowd_Dee_Day]

James and him summing up everything was epic he said it the best! I definitely want Next season for Sandybutt lol 😂 has a different meaning sorry I went off topic lol anyway I want him to take Rachel skating PLEASE!!! It would make great tv I know it. Her bambi eyes and bambi legs skating 😂😂😂😂

[@jodygirard2925]

Joleen - Where are you? Miss you & your content!😮

[@sharonm.t.2492]

I could never and still dont with my husband of nearly 30 years. I wish I could but I may be a little like Joleen - can never relax enough or something.

[@heidiwaddell5721]

I am 59, snd have never been able to remember when labor snd memorial days are exactly..easy to mix up

[@michellesykes9010]

Omg I’m singing Jeremy’s Boner at 5 in the morning!

[@michellesykes9010]

I agree with the million!

[@lindsaychristine7179]

Right im glad I wasn't the only one who was like umm pls take your morning wood to go mr madix..wowza😂😂😂 thats weird af. I'm from the east coast and that shits weird af over here too.. we don't pull that shit 😅 lmaooooo high-larry-ussssss.

[@sharonm.t.2492]

I think James got a place in the Valley.

[@ivym727]

I wish this episode had some unseen footage from the scandoval finale

[@debbyvibbert3177]

Maybe Scheana should have stayed out of Katie's divorce and pain. That was betrayal. Scheana jumped on Katie said open relationship when she knew damn good a well it wasn't Katie. She spent season bashing Katie. Screw her she got exactly what she deserved.

[@regppMD]

Replay crew!

[@lindsaychristine7179]

Nooo that wasn't SUR in the girls night scene that was the other restaurant that charli works at...

[@ginovikinga3088]

I missed you today. Wanted to comment on the back door. It is VERY….HOPEFULLY possible that Queen Ariana meant a back door finger visit during regular…copulation or “other” stimulation… that is what worked with some people, males and females. Lol

[@maryjanedodo]

Possibly - but most women lack a prostate ..

[@ameliajohnston4503]

Not watching stars on mars don’t need anymore Schwartz

[@aactuallyaash]

🍿

[@kaitlinroberts97]

I don’t drink now either but water pong is the best way

[@ginovikinga3088]

And…I can’t stand Charlie still and schema the schemer….still not a flan…she was horrendous to Katie. I can’t forget that. I hope Katie and Lala maintain a friendship and with Ariana, they are UNSTOPPABLE.

[@tammyboykin5285]

Not Lala its Lauren

[@maggieyoung8090]

Your too old for this! Tom, Your 76 years old! 😂🤣😜

[@kristinxox]

The flashbacks of Tom from years ago were amazing. The ONLY thing that mustache did for him was take away from that awkward gap he’s got. Some people can pull off a gap, some people look cute with a gap… Tom Sandoval is not one of them. He doesn’t look cute with anything though. I hate that mustache so much he really looks like a pedophile and the whole vibe he’s got going on with his wardrobe is uncomfortable

[@RamonaMackessy]

it wasnt that good the secret one

[@partlycloudy3519]

I dont think arianna is a good friend to katie . She helped Tom Sandybutt dress up as raquel for halloween knowing it was a jab at katie at the time . Sorry but I dont think arianna had katies back UNTIL it effected HER & her life with sandybutt

[@heidiwaddell5721]

He was only able to get away with this because of him pushing ariana to befriend and help pityful raquel after her breakup..he kneew it would cause red flags if he or Tom 2 were hanging with her all the time if everybody didnt believe she was after Tom 2 and bff with ariana..perfect cover for an affair....

[@tammyboykin5285]

Gross apartment

[@AMYV3]

45:25. No Nema. No. He is not my kinda guy. Someone has been rejected one too many times. Now he’s hating on the ladies 🤮🤮. Naaa thank you YES. BACK DOOR. IM IN!!! Ladies. Give it a try. It’s for us!!! Not the fellas. Trust that!! Just make sure you control the entry ALWAYS.😳🤭. WELL first time of the night. That is. Then. Takes that 😣🤪

[@mikipiza4244]

I like Nema a lot and believe everything he says. He's never been afraid to be real.

[@stephaniep456]

How did i miss the bulge😂

[@heidiwaddell5721]

When she hands Tom ariznas flowers, tom tells her either how bjg shes gettung of how much shes growing, TO RACHEL....it wzs perv creepy

[@serendipity12345]

Nema says they had 2 dates, scheana says 5, was this weird, did scheana sleep with this guy? When was this? Was nema the Fboy that Rachel did in scheanas bed? Is Brock really cool with this guy? And how many guys did scheana fix Rachel up with? Peter, schwartz nema, Joey ? And why ? Did scheana not want Rachel single around Brock? Or is scheana living vicariously through Rachel’s fing boys?

[@maryjanedodo]

She wanted to keep her on the show - neither of them have much going on - Rachel needed to date people that are Bravo friendlya

[@cheryljanzen6468]

NeeMa,🤮 was too much,glad their show was canceled.I would never listen to his podcast.

[@Aliz56]

Katie is growing on me but she does have the worst style of anyone I’ve ever seen. No shade honestly just NOT my style I’m glad she has her own way. Scheana is the cutest ❤

[@serendipity12345]

The Jax clips I’ve seen from toast podcast and other interviews are sooo weird, Jax has never lied, he’s always right, his cheating wasn’t that bad...just complete bs, total cring...I am remembering how much I can’t stand Jax and don’t want him back

[@bellamartin5353]

Katie and Stassi bullies Scheanna

[@valerienelson3296]

I feel like Katie pushed the marriage, did she want to marry him or just in love with the idea of a wedding? It wasnt that king ago she wanted to be pregnant. I feel like many dont think I do forever, but more like it will do for now. It was quite obvious she was marring a baby man and she holds responsibility also. Schwartz should defend his wife, but honestly in my eyes her behaviour was undefendable at times 🤷‍♀️not a katie fan then or now but wish her the best. Scandavols only hope is to make a comeback with someone so famous that everyone loves, they would fan girl her & want to film with her. And THATS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!

[@maryjanedodo]

Katie is so chill usually - so I think we only really see her as the centre of attention when she actually lost her cool - that's where the drama happens - I suspect she's always had an unfavorable edit.

[@dc03506]

OMGGGGGGGG Jeremey's BONERRRRRR Bonnnerrrrr ......DYING