Vanderpump Rules After Show ROAST | Lala Won't Stop & More | No Offense All Offense |

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[@dianeemanuel8541]

LaLa is so off- like milk that turned. And I have to say for griping about the sandwich tasting - her big move was water tasting???😂😂LOL Katie’s reaction was perfect 😂

[@maggieyoung8090]

here we have water. This one is pure water. Lastly, we have double water! 💦 Thanks for attending my water tasting. 😂

[@amandakoppes9021]

I can’t believe Lala said, “we know who Tom is so you shouldn’t expect HIM to leave the house!” while judging Ariana for staying until she got EXACTLY what she was owed! She stood her ground, she didn’t want him to get the house or not give her full value after all he did to her and I 💯don’t blame her! They are acting like A-holes!

[@nancymodrow279]

He thinks he’s the victim because he didn’t end up w Rachel/Raquel and he’s pissed “as a cyst man”of course. Lala is just jealous because she didn’t get all that positive attention and the deals when she broke up with Randall.

[@lillynomad7377]

He's mad because he couldn't curate the breakup and got caught cheating. He's blaming all his mistakes on Ariana.

[@chelseabradley2118]

Yess this makes so much sense. He’s like screw Ariana for messing up my big olan

[@charlottedhall1]

Is Brock short?!

[@alpal7779]

​@@charlottedhall1hahahaha

[@partlycloudy3519]

La La knew Randall was married & didnt care as long as he was giving range rovers & buying her clothes & film roles . She is a mistress & a homewrecker

[@patclark2398]

Brock should have no opinion. Shut up Brock.

[@gigisielaff]

Lala did not own any part of no-neck’s home. She knows naught of what she speaks.

[@tracim3080]

Thank you! Pisses me off when she says Ariana should have walked away from her home. We should not be encouraging women to not fight for their rightfully property.

[@cherylbarnett579]

Go back & watch early episodes, LaLa boasted of her "expert" blow job techniques, saying that would get her anything she wanted "Range Rover"! Well, LaLa when you're a Mistress, acting like a HO, no endorsements will come your way! Talent Scouts AVOID people like that!

[@maryjanedodo]

She was also never in a *monogamous relationship that lasted a decade....

[@joanne1697]

LaLa is so stupid and Jealous of Ariana

[@keikei3301]

Omg the no neck comment 😂 Everyone commenting on this thread is so right 💯 Lala is so jealous and giving out bad advice to women that will financially ruin them. I’m convinced she hates women. Any good friend would tell Ariana that she must fight for the current appraised value of her house and collect what’s she’s owed. That scumbag took 10 yrs of her life and he’s not taking the house too!! She owns half of it and is entitled to a fair and equal split of the property’s current value. Lala is a dummy who never owned that house with no neck; Lala had a baby with the creep but she wasn’t in love w him nor in a 10 yr, decade long committed relationship w a man she loved. Lala was with the no neck man for the lifestyle, fame, and money. Ariana was w Tom when he was broke and had nothing to his name and she truly loved that AH for 10 long years and was freezing her eggs for their future family. Ariana wanted his sperm to be healthy so they could freeze the embryos instead of the eggs for a better chance of having kids, that’s how much she was invested in her relationship w Tom. When you put this into perspective; it must have hurt so much more for Ariana. She was setting up to build a family w him. Ariana was invested in that man and her relationship, that’s something Lala knows nothing about.

[@lallana2882]

The audience has made me sad. Seeing the level of misogyny is just disappointing. I expect it to some extent, but the hate for Ariana is out of control. How people can speak words like "she should be grateful" or "SHE needs to move out" etc and not hear how truly insane that is, I just don't understand. If Tom were even mildly apologetic (if you say he has been, please stop 😂) or showed a tiny bit of humility, this would all still be wild. But he has continued to be cruel. He's continued to talk about Ariana way more than the other way around. I can't take people seriously at this point.

[@stefaniemelendez7617]

I completely agree with you! I can hardly watch the show this year, such a disappoinment. Thanks for the laughs and logical thinking! Team Arianna always!

[@JamieRohanna-wo6yx]

Joleen thank you soo much for helping us get through having to listen to LaLa, Scheana and Sandoval ridiculous pov’s!!

[@patclark2398]

Lala sold her soul for a Range Rover and rides on pjs.

[@keikei3301]

💯

[@lillynomad7377]

Maybe deep down Lala and Scheana hate Ariana now is that she is getting paid way way more than them to return for season 11.

[@ivym727]

Okay when the whole Schwartz and Rachel fake storyline was happening Sandoval said a few times that he was pro hooking up in the friend group (obviously we found out why) but he straight up said “if Ariana and I broke up and she started having feelings do Schwartz i wouldn’t by mad” but now he’s all of a sudden saying that it would bother him bc that narrative doesn’t suit him anymore.

[@julieperry7388]

Exactly!! He acted like what katie did was wrong. Sleeping with Max. He said to Schwartz he would not be OK with him sleeping with Arianna. That is exactly what he did to James!!! Sandoval is completely delusional. He lost his mind.

[@blh.]

high fives for sure to katie! we all see thru tom, and the rest of the archies! schwartzy is jughead for sure! 😂i do wish we had the season we wanted of it being about the gals being like F off fellas we carry this show not you! instead we got all about me (scheana) and just get over it (lala)!

[@DeniseElizabeth-l5e]

Katie may be Ariana’s only real friend from the show.

[@Amsie3]

She IS

[@Sunshine134_]

You’re so right!

[@antoniayallop4530]

Katie is not a good friend, she sticks to the strongest character each season

[@gigisielaff]

Lala spent her wad on no-neck producer dude and did not manage to get one single role in ANYTHING. not even a trash bag commercial.

[@girlloveshemp642]

Well, she did star in at least 2 of no necks “blockbuster” movies.

[@zammymynakersnackstbmoth]

She did. I saw one. B movie that, of course, flopped.

[@lallana2882]

I've seen her in 2 movies.

[@gigisielaff]

@@lallana2882do tell!

[@gerryshea3707]

LaLa is looking pretty green (with jealousy).

[@catherinewoods886]

Lala on my last nerve!

[@gigisielaff]

What about Sandybutt confessing Maya ate 400 of his laxatives he left lying around? Schwartz cringes and comments that doesn’t make him sound very good.

[@BonnieP08]

And orange paint balls.

[@mandygish6405]

I don't know how to agree with you stronger❤ I canceled my peacock sub. because of "La" but I don't think the Bravo executives will get the message, lol. Plus i'm going to join again when love island comes.😂 I just wanna send a message to the bravo people that this is FATHOMLESS❤

[@sandragiven4752]

😂😂😂

[@tmcbgrrl0074]

The 6K dog trauma resurrected the 'fear-shock-pain' all over again for Ariana xo

[@ED80s]

If Tim was decent (which he's not) he should at the very least pay half of the vet bill

[@lindavaccani513]

Lala needs to 🤐 she’s a jelly girl

[@aprilpenland3143]

I love how Heather dropped knowledge😂 Im here for it, Speak for the ppl Heather!

[@marcheadixon0812]

Lala is wearing the color of jealousy very well. Arianna should not renew her contract with VPR

[@elizabethgosling4409]

I don’t think she will

[@elizabethgosling4409]

She doesn’t need it now. She being taken seriously now and I think she’ll get some proper acting roles now

[@elizabethgosling4409]

@@Roz-y2d she doesn’t need them anymore… onwards and upwards… bye bitches 👋🏻 😁😝

[@Peresphone]

@@Roz-y2dSame I dont want her to be pushed out, but like the above commenter said, Ariana is considered for serious acting roles..or something like celebrity big brother, and only celebrity shows…I would love for them to revamp The Real and have someone like Ariana on it

[@kristykristy4353]

Everything you’re saying is what I say! All your descriptive adjectives about Tom the whinny liar!Love you!

[@leexb08]

Ariana is the most popular cast member on vpr. Lala is using Ariana to make headlines and secure a new season. She needs the money.

[@ivym727]

If Lala was honest and said “hey i need money to pay my lawyers from my custody battle so im playing the game and trying to move the storyline along” i feel like it would still be annoying but at least she’d be honest and i could empathize slightly. But it is a dumb move IMO bc why would siding against Ariana be a better move financially, if ur on the wrong side of history fans are not gonna wanna buy ur merch. She’s not playing the game smart, it’s clear she isn’t a real friend she’s just trying to make the show so im not gonna argue she should be a better friend bc she wouldn’t care, but if ur us trying to make god tv ur doing it wrong. And then doubling down after is dumb too because she could see how the audience is responding and instead of trying to gaslight the fans be like “hey i was feeling a little bitter and jealous and i regret that” then we would be softer with her watching it now

[@patclark2398]

Thank you Joleen. A couple of responses by insensitive people on another program made me uncomfortable today, but you made me laugh and get past stupid people’s comments. Your loyalty to women gives me hope. Love your program. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@JamieRohanna-wo6yx]

Yes Joleen totally agree with you!!! Lala needs to STOP grasping at straws while doubling down…she looks ridiculous!! I’ve unfollowed her & deleted her podcast!! Why can’t people & the cast understand it’s ONLY BEEN A FEW MONTHS since Ariana found out !!! I think I may have to stop watching VPR all together because Scheana, LaLa & Sandoval are causing my blood pressure to rise way too often!! Thank goodness for Joleen!!

[@sandragiven4752]

lol, I quit watching.

[@zammymynakersnackstbmoth]

I already quit.

[@carolkoenig9970]

I agree with you Jolene. Lala is allowing her jealousy to show. They should lift each other up and put the men in their place.

[@keikei3301]

💯

[@3klamarie]

“He looks like a Sanderson sister” I’m crying😂

[@lillynomad7377]

It's amazing how much $$ Lala and Scheana made off of Ariana on their podcasts....and monetizing all the merchandise.

[@mzizg4349]

1. Arianna with all of her wins and success now is PROVING how much she loved Sandybutt and how MONEY does not equal happiness-LaLa😒 2. LaLa ONLY left Rand because there was NO money. She never loved him which is how SHE can move on so fast. 3. Love Katie and idgaf what anyone else says. Her relationship with Arianna is understandable ( and not because of the Tom’s). She’s found her new Stassi. Don’t Arianna and Stassi have the same birthday?

[@tracim3080]

56:25 Lala you didn’t pay for the home with Randell. You could walk away without losing 10 years of your life savings. Also stop with this victim blaming attitude it’s disgusting and you’re gonna seriously hurt somebody who’s trying to heal and I’m not talking Ariana I’m talking about all those domestic violence victims who are going to listen to this and think they are responsible for their husbands or boyfriends behaviour towards them for not stopping it sooner

[@geribentley]

Scumdval.

[@emilyaichele9527]

Joleen, you have been killing it with all of your content!!!!❤❤❤

[@JoleenLunzer]

😊😊

[@The_Variant]

Lala hasn't asked a single question I needed an answer to. Lala is a true life hater.

[@abuelitaamanda4207]

Another great show! thank you!! Happy Birthday Xchel!!!!!!!

[@katiellen5122]

As an Australian I want to say “Brock does not represent us!” 🇦🇺

[@elizabethmodine2673]

I can’t wait for The Valley roast! Joleen you make these shows tolerable 😊

[@lillynomad7377]

Lala is against Ariana now with a vengeance because Ariana shredded her during the reunion.

[@AJ-yd4lp]

That's what I'm thinking because if Ariana was eviscerated by Lala at the reunion why would Lala keep going after Ariana post-reunion? She's been making the rounds acting like she's been wounded. Ariana should be permanently done with this scuzzy, valley hoodlum.

[@jodygirard2925]

Thanks Joleen! Another fabulous recap!!😂🎉❤

[@JoleenLunzer]

You are so welcome!

[@susanoakley8882]

Lala is a bully and is not really that valuable in the grand scheme of things.

[@ivym727]

Lala has a new alliance every season, she doesn’t see them as friends bc she drops people left and right. I do find her entertaining usually but she’s driving me nuts this season.

[@Sunshine134_]

Joleen, thank you for saying exactly what we think!!! Spot On!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@MahoganyBorn]

46:30-51:45 ..Your read on Brock made me die over and over again🤣😂😭 Breaking into song by Destiny's Child LOL "That is Scheana's blouse, that is Scheana's tank, those are Scheana's pants, and that's a Scheana shoe. This just..is No... 🎼🎶No no no no no🎵..." Serving the people content gold and I am here for it🙋🏽‍♀

[@Sheila75]

Mya was playing hide but don’t seek. LOL!

[@breeackerman1829]

"Is he on next season of Coven?" 😂😂😂😂

[@lauramorin4357]

Maybe she’s so mad that she had to sleep with him so long and got no stardom but Ariana became a star without having to do that.

[@zammymynakersnackstbmoth]

💯💯💯💯💯

[@Aspin-uk8vf]

Lala new Randall was married, we all had google. Lala did not google the guy she gave Bj's to. She is cancelling herself out;

[@dianelee2594]

You should take a class in grammar 😮! Go Lala!

[@dianelee2594]

He knew , not new! Wow ,sorry 😅

[@dianeemanuel8541]

NaLa is showing her misogyny and her hypocrisy. She wants to be his friend… he’s grown….. TJs for a Bravo Paycheck

[@patclark2398]

Can’t find his neck. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@charlottedhall1]

Toms just acting like he wants to be with Rachel. Everyone said last year the only redemption would be if they got together but Rachel didn’t end up playing that game. So now he acts like he was so in love with her! 🤮

[@me-shell323]

I’m just finding your podcast and holy shit!!! So funny!! Your interpretation of Tom with maya and playing hiding go seek …aka maya hiding from him is hilarious!!! Maybe that’s why maya was in Ariana’s room for hours eating stuff she shouldn’t be…..it was an extended game of hide and seek. He wasn’t able to realize maya was not around the house

[@Allegedly77]

They’ve all pigged out!! Lol😂

[@lindadev1218]

Thanks! Team Ariana!

[@tamilee9462]

Bravo has lost the plot and we are all pissed off. Lala is over produing, forcing her villain era and it is obvious. Heather Mcdonald is a legend btw

[@tracim3080]

It’s actually worse than that Lala is promoting a very victim blaming storyline that I could easily see, causing mental health problems for any domestic violence victims She is normalizing, blaming women for men’s actions

[@angelachristian87]

I’m so on board with you and your Lala content. It’s so frustrating… Lala is like… I’m so mad she never yelled at Tom when Tom yelled at me… but Tom is on a journey and you can’t hold onto that angry forever… so I forgive him… but not Ariana because she doesn’t have a penis so it doesn’t matter what did did or does. No penis… equals no forgiveness.

[@hannahbell165]

Amen!!! Jolene- Yas! Lala saying that Tom is a guy who is terrible and horrible over and over … so obviously I’m going to go against his ex girlfriend who has been victimized by him. Is insane. And soooo horribly common. Not ok.

[@Animalsrights816]

I literally had a manager in my first full time remote company say- boys will be boys- as in they can act up and make mistakes but if you even look at me in a way that I can perceive as being wrong it’s a problem.. when I’m just sitting there looking like I look 😂😂😂 no particular way- it is very detrimental to how powerful strong women are for a company when men get offended by them for just existing on this planet

[@PK-ld1ky]

Love this recap so much!

[@chantalsmith2271]

Lmao!!! You really came for lala "devil's advocate" 😂😂😂

[@chelseabradley2118]

Brock was waiting so hard for James to give him a in to talk crap about Katie

[@marialockhart7416]

Lala is exactly playing the same as jax when he was letting Tom know he was always going to be the #1 guy in the group. Lala has said before that she wants everything to be about her. She wants to be the #1 and the only queen of this show show...

[@charlottedhall1]

Love Katie and Ariana! Done with Lala! Jax and Brittany shut up!

[@cindyperry1343]

Ariana cannot get over it until Tom takes responsibility for what he did Tom Schwartz and Tom Sandoval tried to make it look like all Ariana's fault they started talking about her in a very horrible way and she's been betrayed and lived in a house with Tom Sandoval without speaking without getting out what she needed to

[@susanhegarty7364]

Lala needs to grow up. She thinks because she slept around for money, had a baby out of wedlock, decided to get sober for the cameras, and rebrand her sweatshirt line that she is THE voice of reason. Every single tie someone is going through something she feels the need to bring up HER issues andthinks that she knows everything and has gone through the worst thingever and no one will ever compare. Give me a break and grow up Lala!!!

[@Amsie3]

Soo sick of Lala and Sheana

[@lizwalker098]

Appears they conspired with the Tom’s to gaslight Ariana.

[@Amsie3]

This show should end now.

[@tracim3080]

17:53 Sheena it hurt you to realize that Ariana was an actual person with feelings because it made it harder for you to like Tom and play nice with Tom It’s called a conscience you should pay attention to it more often

[@Jim674the18]

12:19 I do think I agree with Eveline. Taking down the Toms could be a series finale but Lala isn't trying to end this shit

[@kenshia08]

With friends like these… so cringe to see women talking like this. If this had been them I doubt they’d be taking this laidback stance.

[@tracim3080]

37:45 this part really pissed me off because every single one of these guys has cheated on their partner with someone in their friend group well in the relationship but now they’re gonna say that it’s weird to think of their friend hooking up with their ex? To me, this just proves they have absolutely no respect for women as people because it doesn’t even cross their minds that the women they’ve been dating and doing this, too, would feel the same way.

[@Aspin-uk8vf]

Please speak to Brock's high heels....

[@ivym727]

If Brock wasn’t such a dick this season id probably like the shoes more but since im mad at him they are automatically ugly on him😂

[@BonnieP08]

Ummm...now you can see why he really wants to be friends with Sandybutt. They have similar styles.

[@AMYV3]

Noooooo I had the best messsge and I lost it. Nooo. Well it was a great one lol Thank you Joleen.❤️

[@duchesscinabonashley8537]

LaLa it's not always about you...... I find Ariana still showing grace to people who don't deserve it! Schwartz even cringes when Sandoval opens his mouth. LaLa can only have one friend at a time and it shows more and more with every episode!

[@Shay416]

Lala had 1 job and couldn't complete it. Smh

[@sharonbackos4975]

OMG! Brock is wearing heels!!

[@dianneplus4736]

why are they all glossing over the fact that Tom violated Ariana's space.. her door was closed for a reason.. there are a lot more rooms in the house that he could have put the dog into, why not his bedroom.. he was being a calculated and nasty...

[@Jim674the18]

I don't believe he was being calculated. I feel like you're giving him too much credit. I think he's negligent and thoughtless.

[@gigisielaff]

Brock’s got an audition for backup singer in Sandybutt And The Most Extras

[@LynnetteHarris-z2z]

How is pushing down your feelings and forgiving too easily working for Scheana? She is struggling with some issues. Maybe she needs to dig a little deeper?

[@ivym727]

I feel like Scheana really seemed to be struggling with what felt right vs what production was telling her to do. Like i thought the tears in Tahoe were about her feeling conflicted about being a good friend and keeping her job. I could be wrong but that’s the vibe I get. I also have been wondering if there are even more issues going on with Brock that she’s not talking about that’s making her more anxious lately. The show has also never has THIS much attention and Scheana obsessed over fan responses more than anyone else, so seeing the feedback is probably causing her a lot of anxiety. I don’t like a lot of her actions, but as someone with anxiety I wish she’d take a break from social media and maybe even step back from tv bc she constantly looks triggered to me

[@maincharacter.energy]

Lalas fillers have dissolved her common sense.. anyway the best revenge is that ocean looks exactly like randall 😅 she can never forget his existence

[@shanijames29]

Preach Joleen! 🙌🏽

[@lizwalker098]

Am I the only person who thinks he put the dog in the room on purpose so the dog would damage her property- he didn’t care enough to think about the dog’s safety? He didn’t notice the dog missing?

[@juliea.7292]

Oh my gosh; Jax, Tom( squared) , are the three stooges, but then again, the 3 stooges were funny. 🙄😒 I ❤you Joleen and again, watching on replay and laughing so hard. Another huge applause for your chatters as well, not only are they brilliant, but funny AF. No offense , All offense. ❤❤❤❤❤🥰🤗🙌🫶👐❤❤

[@Variant1on1]

Patent leather block heels?? WTF Brock

[@julieperry7388]

It is so wild! Everything you say and all your takes I completely agree with. Great video! I love all your videos. And you're so funny. I always lol while watching...

[@JoleenLunzer]

Thank you so much! 💕

[@icehouse32oz]

Sometimes I’m at work and I just think of random stuff. Today I was thinking about chickenhead pk neely lmao

[@Lizajane14]

Where have you been!!! I have been watching VR from the beginning and you are the first commenter that I absolutely agree with! Bring It

[@JoleenLunzer]

Welcome! 🤗

[@booskatoons]

Katie and Ariana are the only two grown-ups on this show. I hope they both ditch these losers and go on to bigger and better things.

[@geribentley]

I hope so too. Katie has matured and has always wanted a cute sandwich shop and and Arianna has always wanted the Broadway life. Hopefully together they will succeed. The rest of the cast will go to the valley where chaos rules. Just can't watch that one. Luney tunes with poor little kids being exposed to the chaos. 😢

[@melanie_rue]

Do you think Scheana used find my friends to help find maya for Sandoval during hide n seek? 😂

[@Amsie3]

Lmao! 😂

[@patclark2398]

Make it all about you Sheana.

[@MsFreebird101]

i can't stand Lala this season

[@steff8345]

I cant stand Lala at all!! Im glad im not the only one. Ew.

[@DeniseElizabeth-l5e]

Joleen, I pray gosh I really hope BLAH BLAH listens to this and maybe wakes up.

[@ivym727]

I hope Alex Baskin listens too because that man does not have his finger on the pulse of the fans

[@TravelSeets]

I agree with your takes. Lala sucks this season

[@colleen5872]

Just missed the live but catching up!

[@LolaBroadhead]

Schwartz is the one who I find the worst....I get Sandoval he is old, not doing well and relies on glitter pants and white nail.polish as he thinks it makes him interesting.....and he was getting some from Bambi on ice. But what was schwartz getting? Some messed up sense of loyalty....I think that Sandoval makes him look good so he clings like a limpet to his under carriage

[@3klamarie]

TOM YOU PAID FOR YOUR FRIENDS ENGAGEMENT THEN HAD AN AFFAIR WITH THE EX FIANCE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WOULD NEVER WHAT HAPPENS IN YOUR BRAIN SIR I NEED ANSWERS

[@angelachristian87]

I wonder if Brittany was smirking and laughing because she was uncomfortable?

[@yvonnay8904]

Bring back Randall,! Want to see Lala be a crazy angry woman again!

[@gigisielaff]

Happy Birthday Xchel!

[@Sunshine134_]

The fact that Schwartz mentioned that kiss to Lala meant that he wanted it out there and needed some more attention.

[@panayiota4904]

Wait, what? Brock is from New Zealand? How come we are just finding out about this now? Hasn't he been Australian for the last 2 series?