Jolyne Needs Bail (JJBA Parody)

[@shinobi21oni78]

“What do you mean you went to jail for a Non-Stand related incident? I am so disappointed” - Jotaro, probably

[@Daniel_3322]

"Well now you have a stand so solve it with punching" -Jotaro probably

[@tennoyamamoto1800]

Jolyne: There's a girl made of sea creatures here Jotaro: what kind? Jolyne: Plankton Jotaro: I'm on my way

[@Tower-kn1dr]

Jolyne. AS your father i DEMAND you marry this girl

[@noraarcadia635]

@@Tower-kn1dr Jolyne: Dad, this is 2011 Florida. Gay marriage isn't legal. Jotaro: *begins googling* Then we go to Conneticut!

[@alessandromazza4557]

@@noraarcadia635 does it count as gay marriage or bestiality?

[@aaaaa4987]

@@alessandromazza4557 oh shit

[@BreakerX42]

@@alessandromazza4557 both

[@alessandromazza4557]

"Dad, I'm in jail in Florida" "Yare yare Jolyne, I don't care, you're not a reliable guy like Koichi..." "The prison is called The Acquarium, it's in Green Dolphin Street and one girl here is just a colony of planktons pretending to be a human" "I'll be there as soon as possible"

[@setsers1]

Lel

[@krbthewitch]

I chose to believe he got that ringtone personally.

[@bstationmn9248]

But that’s impossible, he never encountered Doppio

[@krbthewitch]

@@bstationmn9248 Jotaro finds a way.

[@critikasalihmeylani]

Stand users are attracted to other stand users.

[@asato112]

Jotaro: "Did you try break into sea-world?" Jolyne: "No Dad I'm not you" Jotaro in a nutshell and I love it xD

[@jonathankent1517]

*Jotaro:* I told you before. I thought the dolphin was a Stand user.

[@setsers1]

Kek

[@tennoyamamoto1800]

Jolyne: Dad, I need bail money Jotaro: Ask your Grand-uncle Josuke, he won the lotery that one time, he probably has some of that money Jolyne: It's a murder accusation! I cant own him that amount of money Jotaro: You know our... "cousin" Giorno is a Mafia boss? You might own him a favor after that but we're family, so he might give you a free Jolyne:... fine I'll risk it , what's his number Jotaro: I'll go get it, Oh and don't tell him I killed his biological father Jolyne: I didn't knew that, also WHAT? Jotaro: and say hi to my friend Polnareff, he's the ghost in the Tortoise Jolyne: HE'S WHAT!?

[@duffontherun381]

This is honestly one of the funniest comments I've ever read. I wish we actually got like a joestar family dinner before the end of part 6.

[@noraarcadia635]

So Polnareff is a... ghost in the shell?

[@Miraihi]

@@noraarcadia635 Half-shell

[@Alex_Fishman]

I wonder if Jotaro ever did take care of his daughter, did he tell anything about his wacky adventures? I am just wondering on how much times did Jolyne have to hear about the “Laughter of two Identical Rocks”

[@spyrofan9681]

I also miss Koichi, such a reliable guy

[@francisfatta]

“Then you’ll have to solve this by punching” “What does that even mean?!” Don’t worry Jolyne, you’re Jotaro’s daughter, you’ll know when the time comes

[@Moooras]

- sir, your child has been imprisoned. - I’M ON MY WAY In prison: - dad, you came for me! - who tf are you, where is my the only child Koichi-kun!?

[@EliTheMystic]

It’s Stone Ocean time BABY!!!!

[@funkmastaC]

We all know he only went to sea her because she got sent to green dolphin prison.

[@shizenkv]

the phone ringing sfx 💀

[@IconicBoar097]

that ringtone is everything

[@WarmLillie]

Lillie: “I have power to posses other, don’t ask how now.”

[@Maniacalharp-747]

Naofumi: Wait, how'd you break through Arceus' dimensional veil that protected your universe from Medea's assault?

[@Grgrqr]

I love that Jotaro actually looks old

[@TehRealJeje]

Oh my god, its Rock Water time. Gotta wake up shit's getting real

[@closet7401]

Prosciutto called, he said this Koichi joke is so old, he doesn't need Grateful Dead

[@heavenlyderpfowl1180]

Jotaro would train his timestop just to break into seaworld

[@no_name4796]

Jotaro hat is killing me ahahahahhahah AHAHAHA

[@jacksoncross8656]

I love foo fighters in the background

[@alexn5743]

This was am amazing way to start my morning!

[@jacksoncross8656]

LET'S GOOOO

[@rheyshassell585]

Jotaro possessing the Doppio screeching ring tone is everything 😂

[@Elitemoone]

Nice vid, keep up the good work!

[@rakkuBPM]

A new part is coming out! That's my official cue to finish watching the previous one!

[@mstree9173]

It's on Netflix now

[@LoganHarringtonYT]

i love the doppio ring tone

[@diaborodevil3161]

The doppio noises make this great

[@i_misclicked2543]

He still believes in the evil ghosts possessing people

[@therealbingobango]

As a wise master once said kick punch it's all in thenmind...

[@hsteddy2166]

Jotaro doesn't have a daughter only a son named koichi

[@michaelhegwood9977]

Ah! The phone ringing being a Stand battle cry is just perfect

[@geoffreygamer5129]

Everyone misses Koichi

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

I miss Koichi too

[@Yonohomobro]

YES

[@fireglazedfish.3498]

Jojo BABY

[@PaytonPaw124]

Dad of the year let's take him to sea world

[@hesham.m1711]

You should be more like koichi what a reliable guy

[@setsers1]

Poor Girl.😂😆🤣

[@TexiTheTycoon]

"I miss Koichi" XD

[@unrefined2648]

Bro the hat growing 😂

[@Zumaros]

For Quirk Questions 9 : Does it really matter if i want to became a hero or a Villian in this Universe ? And how would the heros and Villians react to anti heros and anti villians ?

[@dieudonnebrou3945]

That ringtone lol

[@Ryder-a-Blaze]

I shouldn’t be watching this in my math class right now, but I’m still going to anyways.

[@SharpAnomaly]

the book that he is reading is definitely dolphin porn.

[@cheevuing8775]

YEAH!!!!

[@avrinrose5457]

Can you make Kaitou Joker animation?

[@TheNonameHousehold]

I'm on Netflix... and I'm about to start season 5, I'm sure thus will make sense to me then ☆☆☆

[@o._n._b]

So this is content

[@fofwew]

Jotaro learned from Polnareff

[@jacksoncross8656]

Stone Ocean poggers

[@tristen8799]

Nice top hat Jotaro… wait its not a top hat.?

[@TheOFFICIAL_CassidyBoseman]

did you know that kirishima from mha has been blind since birth ;-;

[@lunartears6761]

Did they ever say who her mother actually is?

[@miraculousabridged2857]

what happened to koichi?

[@lax9586]

Excellent.🤣🤣

[@BluShiGuy]

JoJo's bad parenting

[@Spirall445]

We need more jojo also WATCH PT 1

[@thycabbagefolk6522]

Watching stone ocean rn it’s fire

[@mayurvn6848]

🤣🤣🔥🔥

[@rickytbm6833]

seems legit

[@babz527]

Where are you :(

[@bladerbeast3396]

Hiya

[@evelina2414]

Hi

[@lolno6015]

koichi

[@THE_ONE_PIECE_IS-REAL]

More jojo videos plz

[@dylanportillo4875]

NIce you watch jojo

[@yossiyehezkel4069]

Jolyne is so unreliable, I miss koichi

[@jojobob7501]

don't spoil anything for me I'm barely in stardust crusaders when Avdol Muhammad died

[@mrsoba_2715]

T r u

[@comrademoist3177]

I’m guessing you too watched all 12 currently available episodes the first day?