$25,000 down the drain. Or is it? 📱 Social Media / jomakaze / jomakaze / jomakaze
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@jomakaze4 ай бұрын
2024-06-03 update: Our portfolio is now worth $47,584.22, which represents a 198.23% return on investment. The annualized return on the investment is approximately 23.70%. However, most of the gains come from NVIDIA, to be honest. Here's the sheet for a detailed view: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQEttUl0Pw2eoMTAhpua-d0M6negEyYm7KJraOH-PYbylTDv7C1pwHJRpSPHnbB-fG-uJcIOUpFsaHb/pubhtml?gid=0&single=true We beat the S&P guys and most hedge funds! lmao
@akahitoo4 ай бұрын
i miss you pookie bear....
@mrnakomoto72414 ай бұрын
will you make another one for crypto?
@GauravSingh-jp8qp4 ай бұрын
you won't believe bro, i had the feeling to just go and watch this video again, and got this update of yours😆😆miss your videos
@徐玉山-f6f4 ай бұрын
666
@caoviethainam93634 ай бұрын
Really 🎉 thats awesome
@DivPivShiftmaster3 жыл бұрын
I wish you earn $25,000 from this video just cause you took the risk in the first place!
@giovannydamelio61643 жыл бұрын
@@dang579 youtube does not pay $0.18 a view
@packstarali96503 жыл бұрын
he did
@LifelessRyan3 жыл бұрын
@@dang579 $18 per 1,000 views is a very high rate... also thats $0.018 per view
@giovannydamelio61643 жыл бұрын
@@LifelessRyan exactly.
@appdev78643 жыл бұрын
@@LifelessRyan It depends on the CPM and from which country the viewers are !
@multivideos9513 жыл бұрын
This guy popped up on my recommended and I am not disappointed. I love his humor haha
@bishalkalita16613 жыл бұрын
Same here brother .. I am glad I found him 😂😂😂🔥
@jfields42423 жыл бұрын
Same..great content
@lucasduarte16033 жыл бұрын
Same here
@youKnowWho33113 жыл бұрын
This is the DEV humor I need
@awesomeEmalio3 жыл бұрын
Haha, same. I enjoyed this
@BeverleeR.Ziegler6 ай бұрын
I am trying to avoid making any new buys at this point in other not to get sucked into a bear market trap.It's tough making money in stocks when institutional investors are the driving force behind the selling.. although I read an article of people that grossed profits up to $150k during this crash, what are the best stocks to buy now or put on a watchlist?
@JanineJ.Cromwell6 ай бұрын
Find stocks with market-beating yields and shares that at least keep pace with the market for a long term. For a successful long-term strategy I recommend you seek the guidance a broker or financial advisor.
@JimmyA.Alvarez6 ай бұрын
I agree, before the pandemic got real serious, I used to handle all my investment and I was pretty good at it, fast forward to post-pandemic and my-portfolio is steady in the red with profit rate down to the lowest, that's when I touched-base with a coach I saw featured on businessweek, who restructured my portfolio and over the last couple months, I've made over $850k from initially $210K
@WyattSmith-v6 ай бұрын
in as much as my knowledge of the business is limited, it seems that this is the ideal time to enter the market based on my understanding of supply and demand in the economy. The consistent price variations, which shouldn't be an issue, are the only thing stopping me. But I really need a counselor; could you please assist me?
@JimmyA.Alvarez6 ай бұрын
One of the fiduciaries I deal with is Alicia Ann Jordan. Just check the name. There would be a letter with the necessary information to set up an appointmen
@goofyahhh2546 ай бұрын
wake up botty it's the bull market
@st-jn2gk3 жыл бұрын
his humor is so relatable that I feel personally attacked
@nathanmyles13 жыл бұрын
@@cafemoney3904 wtf
@yusufmalikul3 жыл бұрын
@@nathanmyles1 It's a fake channel, be careful.
@animationspace85503 жыл бұрын
People feel personally attacked by anything now a days.
@yusufmalikul3 жыл бұрын
@@st-jn2gk sometimes the people who did the humor also feel it in their life.
@st-jn2gk3 жыл бұрын
@@yusufmalikul true
@Adrisku Жыл бұрын
'I know some of these words' killed me So relatable
@yunissarabbetou2814 Жыл бұрын
from the movie 'good burger' when ED reads a contract agreement, classic movie must watch.
@xWhiteLeG3nDx Жыл бұрын
-800% profit xd
@0execute6 ай бұрын
Went from " I know some of these words" to " I just wish my mother would accept me for who i am."
@hashimalsmael33963 жыл бұрын
5:03 5:06 homie forgot to close the bathroom lights after grabbing some tears lmao
@zinoe84433 жыл бұрын
Yes “close the bathroom lights” 😂
@joostschuur3 жыл бұрын
@@zinoe8443 In Chinese that’s actually how it is literally said. You ‘close’ a light to turn it off. Not that Hashim’s name is Chinese, but maybe it’s similar in other languages.
@DylanAEnglish3 жыл бұрын
Who's the ass hole now
@zinoe84433 жыл бұрын
@@joostschuur That’s cool.
@abdelrahmanhafez9903 жыл бұрын
@@joostschuur It's the same in Arabic as well, and Hashim is an Arabic name.
@3dstudios9273 жыл бұрын
This guy is the reason why I am learning how to code
@jeffgayzose8129 Жыл бұрын
Code bullet inspired me
@StellarViewSound Жыл бұрын
How has the journey been so far?
@LadderVictims Жыл бұрын
@@StellarViewSoundwau
@user-yv7mu9en6v Жыл бұрын
@@kyrinkompi4955 he quit, he now works at burger king and has back problems.
@andrewcabiso408811 ай бұрын
How about you bro? hehe@@kyrinkompi4955
@FallinPython3 жыл бұрын
Joma: I need 25k Tech Lead: Take it (I‘m a millionaire)
@Emily-fm7pt3 жыл бұрын
Next video: Why I gave Joma Tech $25, 000 (as a millionaire)
@Pusingoding3 жыл бұрын
Is he his brother?
@Isbatooraha3 жыл бұрын
@@Pusingoding no they're friends
@ahebwachryce32993 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👍
@dailyDesi_abhrant3 жыл бұрын
Take it from an ex-google ex-facebook tech lead
@citizendot18003 жыл бұрын
People hide passwords and shows Username. Joma hides Client Id and shows Client secret.
@SoftwareJournal3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@VivekYadav-ds8oz3 жыл бұрын
To be fair that's genius since IDs are much harder to predict than the passwords the organic mush that lives inside the skull comes up with.
@huey11533 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Marenthyu3 жыл бұрын
The client-ID was q6batx0epp608isickayubi39itsckt, which is Twitchapp's Client-ID. The token was even valid until just now. I changed his stream title just now and then revoked the token.
@ImNotActuallyChristian3 жыл бұрын
@@Marenthyu lol surprised no one else tried
@AG45.3 жыл бұрын
0:52 the sound effects 10/10 Edit: thanks for the chemicals lads
@meteozhan85853 жыл бұрын
VLADIMIR CORP Investment Account Manager is simply fabulous for someone like me who trades often and is trying to manage a 401K, brokerage account, etc. I should also mention that I am a former (up until I retired last year) Director of Financial Performance for a Fortune 500 company. I did a fairly thorough search of what was in the marketplace last spring before settling on your application. I bought three products and demoed several others. None came close to what you have developed. Feel free to use any of this if it could help
@cloudietech58253 жыл бұрын
Joma should write down his KZbin password next time so he doesn’t forget it
@oussamazakire643 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@korpos88333 жыл бұрын
This whole video could be an entire meme someday ...
@rashidimvano14773 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@earnyourleisureclips40923 жыл бұрын
@@korpos8833 bought it as NFT already
@korpos88333 жыл бұрын
@@earnyourleisureclips4092 hahaha, true
@MadChrisp3 жыл бұрын
Your video's humor is so refreshing to the programming community. This channel must be protected and grown!
I couldn't stop crying, when he started chating with himself on twitch.
@purushothamsharma16283 жыл бұрын
@@jomatech9809 you don't have to pretend fake. I know it's not the real you.
@purushothamsharma16283 жыл бұрын
@@Awesomichael that fake scammer. Who just shared his WhatsApp number.
@adityaks3453 жыл бұрын
@@Awesomichael no shit
@PROBERevealer3 жыл бұрын
Hey man ? Are you me ? Or I'm I you ?
@purushothamsharma16283 жыл бұрын
@@PROBERevealer that's us
@ibrahimabdulahi15642 жыл бұрын
Don't be in a haste to invest. Know what and who you are investing to and be sure that the person will deliver before investing.
@kabiruusman17442 жыл бұрын
Investing in Bitcoin may seem scary but know that it takes time and effort to understand how bitcoin works. If you understand the potential impact of bitcoin it won't be hard to understand why investing in Bitcoin may be a good idea.
@kabiruusman17442 жыл бұрын
@Mellitus Osinachi Mr Jay pelle FX trade is not just trade, but he is a tutor and he has made many newbies becomes real rich for themselves, I'm a clear example.
@jenniferrichard34602 жыл бұрын
Trust comes from the heart I have doubted crypto for so long until I finally decided to give this a try
@flashpointprdx2 жыл бұрын
BOT COMMENT CHAIN *
@anuraagkumar9782 жыл бұрын
Bots everywhere holy
@welovfree3 жыл бұрын
Wow! programmers must be geniuses for being able to code useful software. Programmers: 2:42
@oblivion4953 жыл бұрын
As a programmer I say this every other day
@billionaireno13 жыл бұрын
sup guts
@DerickMasai3 жыл бұрын
Wannabe's are the ones still chasing down every video on YT and Udemy to join the workforce when they know everything. Meanwhile, software engineers in the wild ☝️😂
@prince_lish3 жыл бұрын
😭😂😂😂😂
@welovfree3 жыл бұрын
@@billionaireno1 sup struggler
@erenyeager22923 жыл бұрын
Tech lead: "Trading is waste of time" Joma: "Let's make a trading bot"
@wert51513 жыл бұрын
Tech lead is a fraud
@Anonymous-XY3 жыл бұрын
@@wert5151 Fact
@markaj_3 жыл бұрын
@@wert5151 why is that?
@Rhidayah3 жыл бұрын
Techlead: I waste my time as billionaire
@wert51513 жыл бұрын
@@markaj_ check the video of tren black out
@AntoineJacques3 жыл бұрын
Joma said he's lonely and no one bothers. Hang in there buddy!!
@afiasheikh4163 жыл бұрын
because he invested in bots...not in real humans or even pets.
@lordx46413 жыл бұрын
joma's bros are here for him :)
@ghosthookcc20503 жыл бұрын
@@james2626 shut mouth dog
@cgme70763 жыл бұрын
@@afiasheikh416, exactly
@paulalonso22122 жыл бұрын
NOBODY BECOMES MILLIONAIRE OR A BILLIONAIRE'S BY wORKING FOR OTHERS AND DEPENDING ON THEM, GOOD INVESTMENT BRING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, AND CONSISTENCY BRING BILLIONS, THE MARKET IS ALL ABOUT BTC AT THE MOMENT NOW..
@tuchelbenrobert15952 жыл бұрын
Most time having knowledge or insight about a particular activity can as well be a pleasing exercise.l can boldly say that Forex and crypto trading is one of the profitable money exchange service that elevates investors and their financial status.
@tuchelbenrobert15952 жыл бұрын
The way Mr Adrian Brayden Calebfx multiplies Investment to make huge profits is really mind blowing
@tuchelbenrobert15952 жыл бұрын
It no surprise that bitcoin is a secure global and digital currency has claimed the interest of investors, it is open to everyone and provide an exciting opportunity to dalve into an entirely new asset class
@umarazeez34382 жыл бұрын
I'm overwhelmed to testify that this company paid me... I didn't believe it not until I had my first withdrawals with him
@umarazeez34382 жыл бұрын
The man Mr Adrian is an absolute genius when it comes to executing trades.
@maxsimes3 жыл бұрын
He doesnt post often, but when he does its exquisite
@ipdaRADIO3 жыл бұрын
“Would I get double if I sell both my kidneys ?” 🤣🤣🤣
@Ghingle3 жыл бұрын
- Bart Simpson
@f-ostq_-22853 жыл бұрын
"do I get double if I sell both of my kidneys" this had me 🤣🤣
@truetradinggroup65863 жыл бұрын
Cryto is the right way W> +6> INBOX..
@amitbhadula70253 жыл бұрын
And may be, life insurance claim too..
@donnacarol7483 Жыл бұрын
DESPITE THE ECONOMIC CRISIS,THISIS STILL A GOOD TIME TO INVESTING IN STOCK AND CRYPTO.
@sanisani7879 Жыл бұрын
That is true Ive been trading for years and it has been my source of income.
@sanisani7879 Жыл бұрын
l earned $89,400 on every 19,000 invested with 7days trading.
@jackwine6953 Жыл бұрын
Don't remain poor out of ignorance forex trading is lagit and it's pays.
@mohammedali9947 Жыл бұрын
Wow expert Alisa Herbert fx she's obviously the best account manager reliable and trusted.
@mohammedali9947 Жыл бұрын
I can anyone share her contact details below 👇
@johnta173 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious. I've been wasting my life watching Techlead.
@penguinswithwifi3 жыл бұрын
@Oluwafemi Tech Lead lost the plot a while ago though
@alxmtncstudio20663 жыл бұрын
Well both are great, and totally different
@workingtools29993 жыл бұрын
Techlead is now a clown in the Crypto world.
@MrSaljstn3 жыл бұрын
hahahahaahahaha
@cynthiar30133 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@muamua91533 жыл бұрын
You can change the commission fee from "Fixed" to "Tiered", then it will be $0.35 per trade instead of $1 !!!
@DerickMasai3 жыл бұрын
👑
@janegoodall18373 жыл бұрын
Or IBKR LITE, no commissions.
@carltybjergkeith77843 жыл бұрын
You should make a bot that follows Elon Musk's tweets and buys the companies mentioned
@glowwurm9365 Жыл бұрын
“I know some of these words”…. Farking genius!! 👍🏻
@akarsssh3 жыл бұрын
5:03 That turning on of light has a very deep meaning with it.
@jomakaze3 жыл бұрын
English literature 101 interpretation. You nailed it.
@anon_ninja3 жыл бұрын
LMAO Joma is literally the best coding youtuber rn.
@cloudietech58253 жыл бұрын
:(
@hanusiddhanth79523 жыл бұрын
Straight facts
@justaguywithaanimeprofile40703 жыл бұрын
I ain't saying he ain't but search code bullet as well
@ApexPredator7073 жыл бұрын
ben awad
@randomness10993 жыл бұрын
dogehouse da best
@claushellsing3 жыл бұрын
4:20 "I know some of these words" 😂😂😂😂😆😆😭
@JeandrePetzer Жыл бұрын
I love your sense of humour. Subscribed.
@sythatsokmontrey88793 жыл бұрын
When he's crying, we can see his bathroom light. Xd
@SavitaSharma-of5nq3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@sohamchousalkar51263 жыл бұрын
The miracle of vision xD
@PauloRondynele3 жыл бұрын
??????????????
@cardea34203 жыл бұрын
lol, I'm imagining he stared at himself in the mirror talking to himself, telling himself it's ok in the mirror.
@notshaane33843 жыл бұрын
@@PauloRondynele he went to the bathroom to put water in his eyes lol
@shreyaskulkarni5263 жыл бұрын
4:12 Joma pretending he understands the code... Joma from inside - " Who cares....I just have to copy-paste stack overflow. That's my official, coolest and the most sexiest job in 2021 "
@freskhu3 жыл бұрын
kind like that keyboard, any idea of brand/model?
@shreyaskulkarni5263 жыл бұрын
@@freskhu No dude....
@Its_bane2 жыл бұрын
The sounds you made on the diagram showing how the trading bot works were so subtle but so awesome! Nice touch
@walterjones72122 жыл бұрын
CRYPTO CURRENCY AND (NFTS) WILL OUTSMART THE BANKING SYSTEM IN THE NEAREST FUTURE SERVING AS A GLOBAL FAIT. ALREADY MAKING OVER 85% PROFIT FROM MY CURRENT INVESTMENT
@mrsstephanieexcellent43942 жыл бұрын
You can right but the market is profitable if you are using a really good broker or account manager to help out with trades or provide signals
@lilusjean8162 жыл бұрын
Please i need someone to help me trade or invest the forex or crypto market because I'm tired of trading in losses myself. i'v blown my account twice and it's frustrating.
@vivekkumarsingh13092 жыл бұрын
The only safe reliable, genuine and highly experienced expert i can refer you to is Mrs Stephanie
@shanemorrisun76572 жыл бұрын
Same! I started with 5k and now 40k .... happy i started with Stephanie
@juniorlucky542 жыл бұрын
How do i get into these if I'm in newyork?
@gebo18613 жыл бұрын
3:59 hahahahaha. That WandaVision reference was great!
@ernestodelgato9303 жыл бұрын
Bro that's so meta. Like when you think about it when he asks Justin if he wants to collab...........they're already collaborating. Big brain time
just got into bitcoin trade weeks ago and i already made more than $19000. I wish I knew about this earlier, i would have been a new millionaire by now
@mcginnthomas30053 жыл бұрын
The zenith of investment platforms deals mainly with Bitcoin and forex trading.. Invest and invest at the right time
@Charles-ff9pl3 жыл бұрын
Bitcoin should be transparent and it isn't as easy as people thinks It is, there are so many strategies to be learnt and unfolded about Bitcoin trading
@andykent7583 жыл бұрын
@@Charles-ff9pl I agree with you on that
@andykent7583 жыл бұрын
@@Charles-ff9pl Have been trading offshore, I'm yet to make my first 100usd...
@thomaslawrence78183 жыл бұрын
Rather get an expert to trade with, giving you the required mentorship for a successful profit outcome.. piss of advice
@losmaestros27522 жыл бұрын
Why haven’t I heard of this guy. Just randomly appeared in my feed. The comedy and delivery is on point! Sub’n. Let’s goooooo!
@falco8303 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of copying this idea, then I saw how many orders went through in 30 minutes, now I’m rethinking my life...
@deivchoi3 жыл бұрын
This is amazing. Most of the youtubers don't know what their next video will be about but Joma teases it in an MCU movie style
@MZak-js7oy3 жыл бұрын
you could have made python aggregate buy/sell orders every let's say 30 seconds. then cancel the opposing orders (2 buys+1 sell = 1 buy) then send the final combined order at once. this way you could've bypassed the commissions partially.
@divya.k.m2 жыл бұрын
But we need more 'order filled, order filled, order f..'.
@jeansricherwin58395 ай бұрын
Wealth is built in both bull or bear market and also wealth transfers from the impatient to the patient. One of the best way to succeed in crypto is by trading your assets with good strategy
@larsondavis81553 жыл бұрын
This was so fun to even just watch. I am a fan, and I've never seen your channel or anything. This was pretty effin dope man.
@Beny1233 жыл бұрын
Coding . Editing . And a bit of humour . A deadly mix .
@nikslogy3 жыл бұрын
I want "if programming was an anime part3"
@xploregasm3 жыл бұрын
with anime romance involved
@affapple32143 жыл бұрын
@あいがぴIgpI yeah, now in English
@Michael-rc5ks3 жыл бұрын
@@affapple3214 "I also thought that this video is the continuation of that one (parent comment) lmao I like the part which said 'Senpai.. Why are you so smart?'"
@2Sor2Fig2 жыл бұрын
I love this from an editing point of view, how when he comes back you can see the door behind him is open, like he ran into the other room to have his mental break-down and come back. Real-talk, though, my mother only accepts my choice to be a programmer (and not a teacher) on the days I get paid, lol.
@Zach-xv5pq3 жыл бұрын
5:28 Joma living the dream
@charleyluckey22323 жыл бұрын
The beauty of trading is that you have a lot of time on your hands. But many don't know what they do with their hands so they over trade
@riggsmartins40333 жыл бұрын
Common mistake by rookie traders they go from one strategy to another because they can't have a streak of 20 straight wins. Work smarter
@britney_david2 жыл бұрын
Hello, I'm new to Biticon trade and l've been making huge losses but recently i see a lot of people earning from it. Please can someone tell me what to do?
@Jeffrey_Ambrose2 жыл бұрын
Well, you are saying the fact. I invested $4,000 with Mrs Annabelle Hartfield , and earned $12,000 in 7 working days.
@ashleydavid12842 жыл бұрын
I'm also benefiting from Mrs Annabelle . I was afraid of investing with her platform until I got convinced by my cousin who linked me up with her and since then I've been earning at least $4,000 when ever i invest in a week.
@brucedylan83642 жыл бұрын
I had doubt about her but since i traded with her and earned a lot of proft have changed my thinking about her to a positive one.I must say Mrs Annabelle Hartfield is 100% trustworthy and legit.
@salmakenzie68702 жыл бұрын
Being a newbie in Bitcoin investment and trading is very discouraging but since I met Mrs Annabelle Hartfield , she has really been careful in handling my investment.
@felicityalice14702 жыл бұрын
Many people are afraid to be invest because of the Scammers in the business
@gikisTSB Жыл бұрын
You're my genius. Haven't had such a good laugh for a while, those dark self-irony moments and brilliant sarkazm. Love it.
@EnglishRain3 жыл бұрын
Such fantastic editing on this one, I keep coming back to watch it. :)
@sidx453 жыл бұрын
It's easy! ("it was not") Story of my coding life LOL
@jamierodriguez5893 жыл бұрын
Great video, I just, can't get enough of this losses, gives me no choice than to make a move to look out for a good expert in the trading community, what you think? or suggest?? I really need help.
@janemeyer81653 жыл бұрын
I have issues, just making more gains on Forex too, really been decisive of which coin to invest in and lots more, until my friend gave me a wining tip, which is making use of tutorials or working with an expert, so I requested for his, today I'm a better trader after few trading sessions with him.
@jamierodriguez5893 жыл бұрын
Ok, whom, and yes how did you reach him, I'm Jamie from Spain?? help me thanks.
@janemeyer81653 жыл бұрын
You may have heard of him, he is the best with his great strategy that yields me huge gains and his investors, everyone talking about him and his wining strategy, he is really the best, his name is Silverster Wilfred. Silverster Trades has really got the trading community talking. I'll recommend him over and over again.
@jamierodriguez5893 жыл бұрын
Please help me? I'm waiting please?
@janemeyer81653 жыл бұрын
I reached him via his mail I got from my friend like I said earlier, >
@harrywest8332 жыл бұрын
This came up in my recommended and let me tell you... this guy is one of the funniest creaters i've watched in a long while. Keep up the great work!
@currencylab3 жыл бұрын
5:05 lol dude went into the bathroom to cry.. I love your sense of humor man.
@tomatte993 жыл бұрын
Do we have a Sherlock Holmes in the comments 🤔?
@ProfAlog3 жыл бұрын
But what if in reality that was a hidden message, calling for help? 🤔
@AG45.3 жыл бұрын
the song streamer has finally made *Actual content*
@syrkyls3 жыл бұрын
Wow this was really funny! I didn’t expect it to be funny but I stayed for the entertaining content. Well done!
@PïññèdbyJōmāTėćh-t5f2 жыл бұрын
ϯϵxϯ ϻϵ 十𝟷𝟸𝟼𝟽𝟼𝟻𝟸𝟶𝟻𝟽𝟷
@kongming6327 Жыл бұрын
@@PïññèdbyJōmāTėćh-t5f wow! thanks for the investing advice. Helped me turn 1 cent into $1000 yesterday!
@hassaniyouness80243 жыл бұрын
2:39 windows machine with a mac background that killed me
Is no one going to mention the Wandavision cut at 3:46? Genius.
@fai03963 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it🧐
@ernestodelgato9303 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOH HOLY SHIT IS THAT WHAT THAT IS!? I swear this content is callback gold
@Dxntoo3 жыл бұрын
was about to say. What a subtle reference.
@thereal_mp2 жыл бұрын
the next month we are going to see how much the community made! love it!!
@baxtercooper69643 жыл бұрын
You should totally do this with cryptocurrencies. The fees are negligible or even 0 on some exchanges and are much more volatile.
@PaulSarpolate3 жыл бұрын
The difference between the bid and the ask is a kind of fee to consider too
@mozteq75363 жыл бұрын
@@PaulSarpolate Yes, if you trade on some "comission-free" plateforms like e-toro, the spread (aka the difference between sell and buy) may be up to a %, like 4.5% on miota. So you don't technically pay a comission fee for each transaction, but if the market is at 10.00USD, you buy at 10.22USD and sell at 9.88USD
@GuRuGeorge033 жыл бұрын
@@mozteq7536 thank god at least one person gets it. it's either fees or spread or both. a completely free trading platform cannot exist for extremely obvious reasons lol
@vedsaga3 жыл бұрын
No buddy there is a fee-free trading platform. But, it's not free so, what they did is; you have to pay 100$ once every month as a fee that is it, now you can place unlimited orders.
yeah i was watching while working I barely held my laugh :p
@shawl81153 жыл бұрын
3:45 Love how he does the Wandavision transition 😂😂
@masonbryson28222 жыл бұрын
I Came here to learn how to invest after listening to a guy on radio talk about the important of investing and how he made $960,000 in 4 months from $160,000 somehow this video has helped shed light on some things, but I'm still confused, I'm a newbie and I'm open to ideas.
@Michael448122 жыл бұрын
Investing in stocks is a good idea, a good trading system would put you through many days of success.
@Jennifer-bb5yz2 жыл бұрын
It is possible to produce superior performance provided you do something different from the majority. However most of us tend to pay more
@sarahclark17962 жыл бұрын
I was able to make $17,300 in one month with a capital of $4,000.I have learned why experienced traders make enormous returns from the seemingly unknown market
@sarahclark17962 жыл бұрын
@Albert Phillip Hi. Am trading with Expert Mrs kiana Daniel, a regulated broker in the US. Met her something early last year at a startup funding event. She had some interesting things to say about the state of algorithmic trading today. Very obviously I'm seeing the results.
@sarahclark17962 жыл бұрын
@Albert Phillip My money stays right in my trading account, my account just mirrors her trades in real-time. That's the idea behind copy trading.
@nightbringer60663 жыл бұрын
4:43 i like how his happy messages slowly turn into depression
@rillyjo58103 жыл бұрын
was that real? why his moms don't accept him?
@Kripto9263 жыл бұрын
I have been watching some videos and I was thinking about investing, but still don't know where to start from
@donaldwess44613 жыл бұрын
I'm from Spain I have been an investor in the crypto market for over 2 years now
@donaldwess44613 жыл бұрын
Now is the best time to purchase and invest in Bitcoin stop procastinating
@jprinfret61123 жыл бұрын
@@donaldwess4461 I recently got into Forex trading and im already marveling over the profit I'm making, I'm like " how the hell have I been sleeping on this
@geoffrey72143 жыл бұрын
Same here, I wish I knew about this Bitcoin earlier
@geoffrey72143 жыл бұрын
Same here, I wish I knew about this Bitcoin earlier
@amandamate91173 жыл бұрын
who is the biggest sarcasm godkinglord on youtube? Joma: yes
The 'I know some of these words' + copy, made me chuckle; The awkward messages you typed to your own terminal made me subscribe. Love the self mockery :D & I actually learned something! Keep up the great content!
@PïññèdbyJōmāTėćh-t5f2 жыл бұрын
十𝟷𝟸𝟼𝟽𝟼𝟻𝟸𝟶𝟻𝟽𝟷 ϯϵxϯ ϻϵ
@jongreger38943 жыл бұрын
you should group traders up. those who have successfull trades should be allowed to decide more, those who make mistakes should be put on with others and have a limited time of 5-10 min. so they have to climb up the ranks
@sheepketchup9059 Жыл бұрын
Pushing people for simply being ignorant... smh
@HaggisMuncher-69-420 Жыл бұрын
@@sheepketchup9059 It's a choice to be ignorant. What's your excuse?
@kleeishere804511 ай бұрын
ranked trading lol
@mduwaisthanedar16623 жыл бұрын
I love how he grew his moustache and beard over the period of filming this video😂
@bok76603 жыл бұрын
That bathroom lights on and tears falling off. Nice belly laugh. PS: Mother, please just accept Joma who he really is. XD
@bigsmoke64143 жыл бұрын
maybe he put water on his face, to simulate tears, and they where running of so fast, that he hurried and forgot to turn the bathroom light back off
@lilsoysauce3 жыл бұрын
Love the Justin cameo
@tikno91603 жыл бұрын
@@jomatech770 lol scam
@painfullyhuman3 жыл бұрын
when
@yatharths63803 жыл бұрын
0:58 joma making the sound effects with his mouth made me roll... 😂😂
@kevinking17503 жыл бұрын
I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps. 🤣🤣
@kkiitian3 жыл бұрын
observation :o
@thisisntsergio13523 жыл бұрын
LMFAO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HAHAHA
@Gerrilicious3 жыл бұрын
Ur videos r awesome!! Had such good laughs, thank you! Keep up the good work, Greetings from Germany (Y)
@jackjr26733 жыл бұрын
I hope you keep posting updates, this is so interesting.
@MastaShredduh2 жыл бұрын
"Mhmm, mhmmm, mhmm... Yep, I know some of these words." Literal comedy gold! Ed from Goodburger would be proud.
@robertoabidal41413 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much Reid Hoffman! I am new to the trading world... and I am learning as much as possible before adding my money... So far with my demo account in like 3 weeks, I have made 3-4% of my capital, but sometimes I feel like I am gambling, thats why I am learning all this new strategies and how to learn patterns, how to trade news.... Thank you, this was easy to understand and I will try to back test it sir...💪💪🤛👏👏👏👊
@yeraysemedo7783 жыл бұрын
I love how teach clear ! not over complicating
@nancyraymond86623 жыл бұрын
Working on different levels in the stock market trading is best done with excellent service offered by best brokers. Mr Reid Hoffman is one of them.
@gibssongareth70643 жыл бұрын
Just so straight and direct .. love it bro, Reid Hoffman the best!! I was able to cash out today? $98,470
@dossier.a.raymond52173 жыл бұрын
Can you share Your Trading strategy?..That can really help! Thanks
@curtisspeerraymond54023 жыл бұрын
Do you trade on mondays and sundays? i wanna invest $10,000
@luciozuccheri13433 жыл бұрын
Saying "we're making profit" after letting strangers online destroy 500$ is the ultimate "dis but a scratch"
Haha, that random "Accessing the index in 'for' loops" StackOverflow question screen poping up among trading docs shots at 03:20 cracked me up :D
@hauler-hx6gw2 жыл бұрын
This is my first video by this guy and I have to say I absolutely loved your humor. I never sub to someone from only watching one video but you sir have earned my subscription
@lightsploit2 жыл бұрын
same
@davesplains94003 жыл бұрын
This is insane! The video is tracking the same ideas that I am having as I am having them. I still think you could have done a voting system, but added a one minute timer to keep the interest going but still protect your portfolio. It would have been a good experiment to lobby the majority vote and display Galton's law of regression to the mean. Happy Birthday!
@Sorcerer86pt3 жыл бұрын
He could a kind of trading agreggate. Shorts periods of tracking buy sell orders, and then compact those orders and send that compacted version: Buy apple Buy apple * 3 Buy Tesla Buy Nvidia Sell x Sell y Buy Tesla Buy d Sell s Sell apple Becomes Buy apple *3 Buy Tesla * 2 And so on
As a lifelong stock and options trader and for the past 10 years with bots, i can relate. This dude is funny. LIKED AND SUBSCRIBED!
@pjp4242 жыл бұрын
Genius Idea. btw, the pattern day trade rule is only for Margin accounts, if you had opened a cash account (tdAmeritrade offers this) then the rule wouldnt have applied
@th3realbishopАй бұрын
The "This will be easy"... "It was not" got me right in the feels!
@kenjitagawa3 жыл бұрын
@2:28 "Note: replace with licensed stock video once paid" LMAO
@TuanPham-dg3wf3 жыл бұрын
5:00 Let me know if you're serious, then I will stop laughing :D
@spagetti-chan87162 жыл бұрын
5:10 actually made me laugh so hard
@sheldon3192 жыл бұрын
I wasnt looking for this at all but it was awesomely entertaining. great sense of humor.
@JakubVacek423 жыл бұрын
Love the SEC rule. To protect you from day trading risks, you're required to use at least $25k and you MUST trade it on margin. LMAO I bet you feel safer now.
@dylantaplin87152 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t even to be on margin
@dylantaplin87152 жыл бұрын
Have to be*
@roblarssen2492 жыл бұрын
the pattern day trading rule is just to deter "casual" investors from risky behavior. The SEC can't make it illegal for you to lose your money if you really want to
@fastair85462 жыл бұрын
Making the stock market exclusive is what it is. How thats protecting retail I will never know. Yes most people suck at day trading, but just putting the cash flow requirements up is not preventing someone doing it, just amplifying their risk.
@Lisekplhehe2 жыл бұрын
@@fastair8546 Most people suck at day trading, because day trading is gambling. You can predict some of the long term, but where the stock will go in a day? Not a chance.
@anurag01a3 жыл бұрын
Next time Netflix gonna hire Joma for making such cool videos !!!
@TheLastCodebender3 жыл бұрын
*Joma becoming the MrBeast of KZbin Tech*
@lafondawilliams3 жыл бұрын
so tired of seeing this stupid comment MRBEAST gives away other peoples money and always have this is not the same lmao
@viczvapo2 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t find the year update video. This was cool.
@SubterraneanChick3 жыл бұрын
Best perk of being a programmer: code will always work on the first try! At least when relaying to general population!
@tanmaysingh2673 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂I can relate to that
@janardannn3 жыл бұрын
man I fell in love with that keyboard clicking sound
@jayanth-wkwaththa-tradersl123 жыл бұрын
Hit me up via WhasApp
@jayanth-wkwaththa-tradersl123 жыл бұрын
🚀🚀* 1 9 1 6 6 3 7 3 4 7 2🚀🚀
@clemens81783 жыл бұрын
@@jayanth-wkwaththa-tradersl12 which keyboard are you using? Came here exactly for this comment...
@janardannn3 жыл бұрын
@@clemens8178 this is not joma tech 🤣
@ericbrown18013 жыл бұрын
investment is the tiny line that keeps deferentiating the poor from the rich.
@binibest60693 жыл бұрын
You're right
@binibest60693 жыл бұрын
But don't know why people still remains poor out of ignorance
@marcusrobert35283 жыл бұрын
@@binibest6069 is not about ignorance but unprofessional broker in the market
@marcusrobert35283 жыл бұрын
I will introduce you to my broker Mrs Catherine woods she is from USA and her method working for me at the moment
@andrewbones51783 жыл бұрын
wow I'm just shock someone mentioned and recommended expert Mrs Catherine woods
@jeffz70352 жыл бұрын
4:50 really started to hit home
@RishiDesai943 жыл бұрын
Love this idea! I don't use Twitch but would have been good if you did the Top 10 most "liked" tickers a day. Would have kept the commission small and avoided constant buys/sells of the same ticket