Jon Kite l Adam Carolla Show 5/24/2023

Adam talks to vanity plate broker Michael Modecki who explains this business and answers Adam’s questions of how the industry works. Next, comedian Jonathan Kite stops by and shows off his impressions for a round of ‘Made Up Movie’ including titles such as: ‘Silence is Golden’, ‘Story of a Man’ and ‘Snap Judgement’.
Finally, Chris reports the news including: a sports announcer getting fired after using an on-air racial slur, a U-Haul truck ramming into security barriers near the White House, and a man shot by his roommate after eating the last HotPocket.
Get your Pay Per View tickets to "Adam Carolla & Friends" on Sunday June 4th with Brad Williams and Kimbles Hume at LiveOne.com/CarollaLive
Listen to Jonathan Kite’s ‘Kite Club’ wherever you find podcasts
See Jonathan Kite live:
Austin, TX - Sunset Strip Comedy Club - Friday and Sunday
Austin, TX - The Ballroom at Spiderhouse - Saturday
Tempe, AZ - IMPROV Comedy Theatre - June 29th to July 2nd
For more dates visit: JonathanKiteComedy.com
And follow him on Twitter and Instagram, @JonathanKite
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Executive Producers: Chris Laxamana & Mike August
Audio Engineer: Mike Dawson
Writer: Mike Lynch
Technical Director: Emi Funes
Producer: Ben Hayes
Assistant Producer: Byron Perez

[@FSUBrando]

Kites impressions all run together 😂

[@Orf]

1:26:33 Thanks so much for sharing Adam!

[@DogBoy1993]

The Four Seasons name comes from a Bowling Alley in Union, NJ

[@gcgc6381]

I want, " Carpentry with Carolla" as a podcast please.

[@adriennem3168]

Adam is the best. Guest was pretty fun too.

[@adamantiumbomb]

My buddy once bought our co-worker a 'Secret Santa' gift license plate cover that read: "I'm driving this fast cause I gotta poop" 🤣👍...the look on his face was priceless!

[@LN-Lifer]

lol I want that!

[@adamantiumbomb]

@@LN-Lifer That was only half of the gift...he also included a T-Shirt with a picture of a toilet paper roll on it that read "This is how I roll" .....It was an absolutely priceless moment! That dude was notorious for taking nasty dumps in the office!...and he got called out! 🤣🤣🤣

[@LN-Lifer]

@@adamantiumbomb I once secretly placed the (cook) book Natural Harvest (look it up)on my dad's coffee table as a joke. I expected him to notice it quickly but he didn't and even I forgot about it. 6 months later, Family Christmas at his house and above all the chatter My grandmother calls out "What the hell is this shit?!" My greatest prank and I'll never top it

[@adamantiumbomb]

@@LN-Lifer ohhh man! ...I just googled that, what a classic move! 🤣

[@LN-Lifer]

@@adamantiumbomb Turned out so much better than I could have ever hoped. Although I did take a little heat for the fact that I even purchased it in the first place. Lol my cousins like to say I only came up with the prank AFTER buying the book for myself! Oh well.... worth it

[@AM23.]

1:04:19 The broncos first snap of the Superbowl vs the eagles i believe was a safety soooo...... 😂

[@luda650]

Good call, but wrong bird.

[@AM23.]

@@luda650 dang your right!!

[@pureblood2020]

Happy birthday old man!

[@magicmatt1969]

Over 20 minutes of plate talk...Aceman, that was torture

[@lucasgibbs4879]

There was a barrister in Australia had the number plate LGOPNR and he was taken to court and told he had to change it

[@lucasgibbs4879]

It was on a Ferrari or something

[@mexicanspec]

Some kid in high school wanted 1 RAD 510 for his Datsun 510 back in 1983. He got rejected because that was a normal plate that would be issued in the future in 1986.

[@CoelhoSports]

The guy on 90210 had 18a4re (i ate a ferrari) plate on his car. Wondering if movie and tv plates have a vanity market

[@johnsmith-mz9hh]

Adjusted for inflation the recent record plate price is considerably less than the previous record

[@IMDunn-oy9cd]

The Pickleball is probably part of his physical rehab. I had a stroke a couple of years ago and they had me swatting around a badminton racket to try and get you to recover lost abilities on your affected side.

[@claudiabarter6697]

Did you put Jimmy K on that list

[@robertklein3890]

Jimmy k said the unvaccinated should die

[@jamesg.hromnak2333]

🍀👍🍀😊 never in doubt, seldom right. 😂

[@robtierney5653]

Adam Driver and Bernie Sanders sound like the same person.

[@richb313]

Great show Adam.

[@Knowone561]

Silence is golden is a deep cut?! Dear God what kind of world are we living in. Nobody knows silence is golden except me and Adam Carolla? That song gave me a perfect phrase to use when I didn't want to hear my mom talk anymore, silence is golden mom.

[@bumsharvest5493]

Actually, Silence is Golden was a hit for The Tremeloes and The Four Seasons, hardly a deep cut. I had the 45 when I was a kid.

[@Knowone561]

@@bumsharvest5493 That's what I thought

[@0Myles0]

Zero license plate it better. Save millions.

[@FatboyHD4life]

A coworker of mine had the plate "420 LOL" it was not personalized, just the luck of the draw, he claimed.

[@LN-Lifer]

My coworker has G4Y 669 I give him hell all the time

[@jaymeswheeler]

The season boy. Then the Spice Girls stole his seasoning. The fifth season. Silence is Golden.

[@P51]

a new low in POD.

[@jonwall4994]

Funny stuff

[@adamantiumbomb]

Adam Carolla is a silly goose! 🦢

[@DesignRhythm]

Update: the driver was released with no charges. Another pathetic false flag.

[@JR-The_Godfather_of_Horsepower]

Best plate, PHAH-Q

[@bumsharvest5493]

Adam is being brought down by the guest that isn't funny..

[@robertfrancois6064]

Story of a man has bud light as a trans

[@jodystephenson6306]

I'll tell ya what popped into Adam's mind when he took that caller Christina. Wow, this chic has all my swag, is gonna be at my show, bringing friends.....please be hot! I'm single!!!!

[@mitch_the_-itch]

Adam needs to fire the rest of this crew and start over. This is a very lame production on every level. Adam thinks he is still on a lame FM radio station in LA.

[@B1055BH]

Lol and most of it are easy fixes.

[@_rpeezy_6419]

Anything is on the table once his kiddos are out of the house. Maybe ACE will move out of CA...

[@mitch_the_-itch]

@@_rpeezy_6419 Who is his target audience? Its not like the olden days of 1995, lol.

[@mitch_the_-itch]

@@B1055BH I'm not so sure. Aceman's stories are terrific the first time you hear them. By the millionth time I wanted a divorce too, lol.

[@kevindavis8607]

I’ve been thinking this for a while now. It’s all stale and he loves impressions and beats into the ground. Even Kyle Dunnigan gets tired of it. I’ve seen him numerous times express in a sound or posture. This is morning zoo boring.

[@MissWeezeyUSA]

⏰ Anyone else bothered when someone is late - holding the beverage that is obviously the reason they are late! 🥤🙄🫣

[@john12152]

Ive been a painter for over 20 years, adam is pretty accurate but i would smack him if i saw him just dunk the roller in the bucket... when i roll out walls the roller frame stays clean. & as far as chris's 2 cents, unless youre spraying paint taping is for pussies