Jon Stewart Gives Conan The NYC Citizenship Test | CONAN on TBS

[@werailey3]

I love that Jon Stewart has become comedy's retired casual dad

[@maximusp210]

I hate that...he had so much more talent then to just become a cheap comedy punch line

[@uncleruckus1160]

maximusp210 he retired no one forced him

[@fairlyenjoyable]

who is this comedy?

[@nelsonta00]

Jon Setwart didn't retire; he brought The Daily Show over to The Late Night Show with Stephen Colbert

[@emercycrite]

He’s a hot daddy tho

[@MangoDoodler]

"it went into the archive" andy's one-liners give me life

[@acmeanimebhabie7623]

taz IKR! I ABOUT DIED LAUGHING

[@whatthefuuuuuu4720]

taz can someone explain?

[@JuanDiaz-zw7cc]

An archive is usually a collection of records or similar documents deep in a building. Andy said 'archive' because Jon put the torn pieces of paper near his butt, alluding that his butt is a deep and cavernous archive lol

[@simetry6477]

I just watched an archive walk through at the royal academy. Joke got me.

[@getasimbe]

That quip was pure genius.

[@tonytoronto1401]

Give this man a new show. He's like a homeless guy crashing at friend's places recently.

[@harterton]

Tony Toronto i know. It's so sad.

[@GingerGingie]

Sorry to say it, but yeah.

[@kevinahn5875]

I think he likes it. He has free time, he doesn't need to shave, and can do stuff on his friend's shows.

[@nikkimendoza2720]

Tony Toronto I wish !!!

[@kitpalmer1583]

are you people serious? LMAO it's entirely voluntary, you think he couldn't have a show in 10 seconds if he asked for one? hell with the laughs Trevor Noah gets he could probably have his old job back if he wanted it. he's enjoying his life, just because he doesn't look how you remember him doesn't mean there's anything wrong.

[@obscurecamera24]

Anyone remember the multi show story line years ago when Conan, Stewart and Colbert would get into a brawl in the middle of the shows :D

[@jerodast]

During the writer's strike, forget which year it was. Good stuff :)

[@debbiedoodiedandi]

Yes! It was amazing!

[@pacmanshooter247]

Ah yes, the famous "Who made Huckabee"-incident. Good times.

[@TerrorBlades]

The dance, o-the dance!

[@marshellwillis5240]

the most meta night of tv most people missed...

[@ExtraChrispyBacon]

I love how Jon Stewart retired from being a talk show host just so that he could be on all of them.

[@Liminal.Tensions]

you can measure a man/guest by how they treat and respect Andy.

[@robertjusic9097]

07:34 This is why Andy is the best talk show sidekick there has ever been

[@muttananba5071]

not a native.. what did he say? thanks in advance

[@AhmedEssam-rp1to]

going into the archives

[@emiilyshe]

He always has some of the best one-liners.

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

I don't get it

[@terraqus8024]

Geoff Peterson is way better

[@retnavybrat]

The first question in Jon Stewart's NYC Citizenship Test should've been, "How do you eat a slice of pizza?"

[@smiller2044]

retnavybrat 🤣

[@spunkyspaz]

With a rat attached

[@shawn55648]

In CA we just inhale the slices. Pizza Vape pen to be announced.

[@Cludensyo]

Deep-dished

[@sstaners1234]

With a fork and knife (big glare to Trump)

[@timenchanter1983]

You can see how much these guys love working together, this was a joy to watch

[@1dareu2mov3]

1:59 - “Perhaps it's because you wrote it.” I wonder... Was that line in the script, or did Jon ad-lib it?

[@Reizermo]

I don't think Conan liked that line at all!

[@soth1sol]

adlib'd and inappropriate. when conan looks up he's thinking "aw what the hell, man?", but laughs on through it 'cause, well, at least he remains professional. of course it's scripted by conan, but you don't SAY that it is. suspension of disbelief is infinitely more effective at affecting, that's why the entire stage/theater format exists.

[@DastardSilvergun]

Disagree with both of you, Conan's laugh seemed genuine, he knows he's dealing with a spicy pepper

[@itayb8169]

Jons infamous for quick on the spot humor, and Conan truly respects that in a man. His laugh was probably him getting a little wake up that unlike with 99% of the people he has on, he isnt the sharpest thing on stage.

[@TheMikeMase]

@@DastardSilvergun ya conan def thought it was hilarious, yall are reading way too much into this

[@MichaelAres]

“Going into the archives....” Oh Andy....

[@a.maskil9073]

Michael Ares Could you explain that one? I don't get it.

[@BbGun-lw5vi]

Nothing Really Matters an archive is typically deep in a library where records are stored. So when Jon stored the note under him, he was calling Jon's ass an archive as if the note went up his butt.

[@VivekAnandJ]

Andy was on fire in this bit!

[@SpadePyro]

Jon Stewart is kinda great. He spent years building up his name and becoming a successful and beloved personality and then retired before he became stale, and now he spends his time working with charities and taking support roles in his friends and colleagues projects (I think he still works with Stephen Cobert)

[@asdfzxcv3617]

But it is from Trenton, in New Jersey. Not ftom NYC

[@Potatohead827]

if you dig about 20 years back, you can find interviews that look identical to this, with the Andy + Jon + Conan combo back in the 'Late Night' era. i would highly recommend watching those videos for historical value - pretty incredible to compare the three then to the three now.

[@RyanDo]

Potatohead827 Are they in the archives?

[@allentim8864]

Definitely the best Citizenship test. John Stewart and Conan are gold!

[@alumbo]

7:36 "Going into the 'archives'." I swear, Richter is far better value than he ever gets credit for.

[@OKatsby]

If there's one thing I've learned just from observing all of Jon's post-Daily Show appearances, the man did NOT like wearing those suits.

[@MikePhoenix007]

"That went into the archives!" My God, Andy's wit is lightning quick!

[@Andeavor]

We need Jon Stewart to be a weekly mandatory guest on every late night show.

[@sonichero7]

I love how he's having a hard time keeping a straight face.

[@finallymadeusername1933]

jon stewart looks like a social studies teacher. did he always

[@mediocreman2]

No he looks like a 1940s gas station attendant.

[@SakshiKarnawat]

These last few clips have been a treat. Love Conan, Colbert and Jon!

[@metoo6247]

You mean "Conan, Jon AND Andy Richter.

[@TheHalcyonAnon]

Colwho?

[@stizzlespinizzle]

is Conan like 3 times the size of Jon Stewart? Wtf

[@battlestarnomore]

stizzlespinizzle CONAN SMASH. HI STEVE

[@andreamenosa6609]

Conan's around 6'4"

[@mkhanman12345]

who cares

[@dm3402]

Yeah bruh, conans 6'4

[@Celicagame13]

stizzlespinizzle he’s also 3000 times funnier than John Stewart

[@MattSapienzaComedy]

I was at this show with my best friend. This was the greatest performances I have ever seen on the stage. I had to bail out of my class early so we could catch the train to the Apollo Theater. Easily one of the greatest nights of my life. Going to the Conan show is now official checked off on my bucket list

[@ObamaFromKenya]

@MattSapienzaComedy can you spot yourself in the audience 🤔

[@londonacid1]

The two best late night hosts of all time.

[@caru3257]

londonacid1. One is missing. Colbert

[@romanfox5368]

Craig Kilborn, Colbert, Conan. Jon Stewart is so annoying and biased and devoid of a good sense of humor... ugh... He's almost as bad as Jimmy Kimmel.

[@MrAshiq844]

nah its conan and letterman not stewart

[@fredherfst8148]

Craig Ferguson

[@ChristopherRamirezCalif]

expected him to come out from under the desk

[@anima099]

Conan, Colbert, and Stewart. These three started so small, but were so good they became legends. IMHO Stewart retired way too early. He should replace Fallon, then maybe The Tonight Show wouldn't have become a game show -_-

[@Razali.]

Yeah thats why only kids watch fallon. Less talking games only please.

[@motodog242]

Stewart didn't want to stay behind a desk, so, no he retired too late, IMHO. Stewart has always been an advocate first, entertainer second, he just does both so well, that he combined them. Fallon is doing what he's told and Stewart was in no way going to be an NBC puppet, especially after seeing what they did to his close friend, Conan. There's a reason that the talk shows on NBC suck ass, because SNL alumni's Fallon and Meyers are doing them. I haven't heard anything regarding Meyer's show, which I can assume means that it's really bland. While Fallon's show is very safe, he treats everyone equal, and my respect for him sky-rocketed when he had Trump on his show and then he had Madame Clinton. Liberals got their panties in a twist with how Fallon treated Trump as fairly as every other guest, which he had to apologize three times for; point being, NBC isn't great for much of anything anymore.

[@shaunmattice6413]

@@motodog242 People got pissed because Fallon was treating a racist like Trumpf like it's okay to be a racist. Trumpf has never given anyone respect in his life unless his helps his self-involved persona.It's why he's been disliked way before he was in the office. There's a reason why a whole country like Scotland hates him.

[@kieranmaguire3293]

Shaun Mattice so? That doesn’t justify being disrespectful to him

[@alalalala57]

@@motodog242 Why would anyone treat Trump fairly?

[@elizaheathen]

guys Jon's feet don't touch the floor

[@SwirlyJoe]

moiraine_damodred he isn't that tall

[@damnmuggle]

He's short

[@sha12310]

awww, like a white kevin hart

[@Kratos-bf2jg]

His Timberland's helped him lol

[@ElPoopacabra1]

It's because when one reaches Jon Stewart's god-like status, they no longer are bound by the laws of physics so he just levitates around

[@lacats1622]

10:07 Jon tells Andy "why don't you age?" Lol Andy: " I don't know"

[@klausweasley]

Vietnam Nom Noms by Tom Bombs made me LMAO.

[@FranF40]

Thank you for making your videos available in Canada!

[@david2742]

That Citi field crack is phenomenal. It stings like a mofo but is still great

[@loompaoompa2627]

As a Mets fan I loved that joke. Caught me off guard and was great.

[@georgecassidyporn7483]

k

[@snowman300]

Just like the fly ball (fellow sad Mets fan here)

[@jennifera.7130]

New York needs to sell shirts that says I ❤ Jon Stewart

[@Link122]

I want a shirt that says "I hate shirts that says 'I heart anything'"

[@bjornhaugen7450]

Better yet, a shirt that says "I heart shirts that say "I hate I heart shirts" ".

[@mattclarknyc]

Since it's 2017, the shirts should say "I less than 3 Jon Stewart". I

[@2ndRatePetronius]

Vietnam Nom Noms By Tom Bombs

[@captaincoffeecake3595]

I love how jons feet cant touch the ground when hes sitting LOL

[@LNSLateNightSaturday]

I love Conan's "Mayor Quimby"-esque *GREATEST AUDIENCE IN THE WORLD*

[@zacharysantos494]

1:16 Conan and John are in sync lol

[@dollyandsandy]

I missed that the first time

[@daftyfunky]

Conan, Graham Norton, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, John Oliver, Jimmy Kimmel, Trevor Noah... I can not imagine a world without a single one of these guys...it would be a mad world

[@karliux1712]

I couldn't agree more

[@mansour_2377]

Sebastian Koil noah is ass

[@ruthgatorbinzburg1876]

I mean Trevor Noah could fall off the face of the planet tomorrow and I wouldn't blink.

[@jhonhenry9056]

Remove kimmel and noah.

[@mattlund6391]

It would be a world we’re lying liberals don’t dominate.

[@elenaeisenhardt3280]

I see Jon, I click and like. It‘s a reflex at this point.

[@christiangayjuanico]

Jon Stewart is so loved. What a man.

[@jurrasicpig2426]

my two favorite talkshow hosts sitting together... can't ask more

[@firas7770]

Conan = Greatness

[@alejandrogallardo]

Forza Milan!

[@maldini2768]

per sempre!

[@eafanboyssuck]

Stewart was roasting him all throughout the monologue.

[@nikhilhembram9402]

Long before conan ...Jon Stewart rocked that casual oufit

[@BlakieTT]

IT WENT IN THE ARCHIVE! HAHAHA Andy! :D

[@fumbler2123]

Jon Stewart is NJ's own... not NY... stop it Andy... but thank you for bringing our lovely Jon out from his farm to the show.

[@Denis-89]

It is a long video but I didn't think it would be this great. Better than expected!

[@dalicloud9]

Andy is the best co-host ever.

[@cubangal1]

"going into the archives" best sidekick comeback ever!!!!!

[@johndanielson3777]

Jon Stewart is like cinnamon. Late night hosts only uses a little of him just to spice up the show.

[@JeanPaulBeaubier]

Jon to Andy: "Why don't you age? It's not right" lmao!

[@nicholasbrown4109]

The Citi Field joke was gold

[@Overton_Windows]

My favorite 5 foot 7 giant. You’re an inspiration to short(er) guys everywhere...

[@jamespuffer2889]

I’m pretty sure Conan is taller sitting than Jon is standing. Man I miss having Jon, Conan & Stephen all on TV at the same time.

[@wvusmc]

I wanted Jon to get Letterman's show.

[@michaelmacdonald2683]

Mirrek Balderson Colbet is a hack

[@muraddiab6393]

Mirrek Balderson letterman wanted Jon to get his show. He said so himself

[@solodolotrevino]

I think his show would have been in the same vein as Craig Ferguson’s. Which I also miss

[@christiangayjuanico]

too bad Jon wouldn’t want to do that show. He is not interested in interviewing celebrities. He’s more into satire which he did so very well for years.

[@ianss2111]

"we milked that for all it was worth" love you conan

[@hakim6158]

Jon is normal and andy and conan are giants

[@dewaynethomas3122]

He's 5'7". That's pretty normal, those are jsut big ass chairs.

[@romanfox5368]

Well, Andy is a portly fellow and Conan was a stand in for the live action Attack on Titans.

[@alberttucci453]

1:12 with the synchronized sit down-arm flail

[@bkliebert]

The Pod Cast got me thinking ..how have I allowed myself to miss all this comedy gold?. New fan!

[@brandonnewby178]

Daaaamn. I feel like Jon actually f***** his own face up when he hit the fourth wall and said, "Maybe cuz you wrote all of them."

[@YouFightLikeACow]

I was just here! I loved this

[@Vabe7]

1:12 - that's what I call synchronised movement

[@jluft]

People are forgetting that Conan is valedictorian from one of the most pretigious school in America 😂

[@kaysi768]

i love jon, he gets more cheers than hollywood super stars

[@colinhimi]

Did anyone see at 1:12 Conan and Jon do the exact same thing? Conan was imitating Jon! Hilarious!

[@arjuninsane]

"Going into the archives" 😂😂

[@temirlankasmaliev9322]

I'm amazed by how Conan laughs at co-host's jokes more than he should.

[@danteroush7916]

I am a simple man. I see Jon Stewart, I click.

[@Ethan7217]

Jon Stewart next to conan looks like frodo in the carraige next to gandalf

[@IceColdProfessional]

My phone just jizzed seeing Jon Stewart and Conan together on it.

[@brackobalm6457]

why am i so in love with the exchange that happens between them at 7:29

[@dutchesswb]

Did he just try to live out my fantasy of climbing coco like a tree??? 😂😂

[@jojomakes]

I never realized how short Jon Stewart was. His feet don’t even touch the floor lol

[@KittyKattAttack]

OMG another Big Foot Jon sighting!

[@TerranceMann]

7:35 andy's comment is the best part of this video LOL

[@pablindio1]

Hahahahah

[@arimax888]

Jon you need to be back on tv FULL TIME!

[@kathybarboza720]

I haven't watched Conan for a while and I decide to watch this .-.

[@damnmuggle]

Kathy Barboza you seem disappointed

[@rasheedmiller9301]

That F train joke is a fact, especially on weekday evenings

[@plasmichoneytrip]

Can someone please give CONAN his prime-time slot already????

[@dankafurtw2581]

1:14 SO synchronized

[@heyitzLou]

Someone explain to a non NYer what the “balls dropped” at “City Fields” joke mean.

[@claptonorienteer4592]

louman-eightyfour On new years eve in times square they always drop a ball during the countdown to the new year. Citi Field is were the New York Mets baseball team play. I'll leave the rest up to you.

[@mikecraig2062]

louman-eightyfour the mets are awful, they also drop the ball at times square

[@m1garandMUSIC]

baseball references

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

louman-eightyfour - Did you not go to school? Why have you become so stupid?

[@ivanas1326]

FoodforThought You learned that in school?

[@hemmojito]

I love that this is supposed to be fast paced but Jon Stewart having none of that! ... Giving it his own twist like only Jon can.

[@ogersteiner]

We miss you Jon....please come back!!!

[@kamuelalee]

Jon Stewart, truly a National Treasure.

[@pauldacus4590]

0:56 Upper deck, first row, red shirt.... *NO APPLAUSE*

[@RoodeMenon]

It is becoming painfully obvious that Jon Stewart does not enjoy retirement and needs to be in front of a camera.

[@ajxkp13]

He enjoys it a lot more because he knows he doesn't ever have to work again, kinda like when you stop by your old workplace sometimes just for the heck of it.

[@ShrooMIR05]

I think he's having fun moving around appearing from shows to shows with occasional appearance on Colbert (because he is still one of the executive producer)

[@krombopulos_michael]

He should make a podcast

[@romanfox5368]

He's incredibly short, like lots of entertainers so that often drives them to seek out attention because they have a difficult time getting it from people who are up close and can tell how short they are. Tom Cruise, Joe Rogan, etc. If they aren't short, they often grew up in a family where one parents died, or they had to compete for attention between lots of siblings. Stephen Colbert is a good example. Then you have guys like Conan who might just be kinda dorky/creative and love the challenge, not that others might not. Colbert seems to like the challenge as well.

[@Ericwvb2]

More like now he gets to do it for fun and it's no longer a "job."

[@Lizzie-ve7kt]

I love when Conan goes into Kennedy impression whenever he talks about a crowd being great lol

[@robertjusic9097]

Conan & Andy = pizza and coke

[@CBuehler82]

Robert Ri cocaine

[@charlieni645]

AKA obesity?

[@dewaynethomas3122]

Shrooms and coke, word.

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

I don't get the reference to pizza and coke. Do you mean you want Conan to eat it, and you think Andy is thirsty?

[@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447]

Robert Ri what does Stewart equate to?

[@ChaseLightningMcQueen]

If a New York subway has one seat free...

[@Fructose97]

Conan ha become the best person on late night. Actually does good funny bits instead of resorting to using news/politics/drinking games as a crutch.

[@smitmahajani7663]

Jon and Conan, two of my favourites ❤️

[@dbricksawc3634]

he knew all the answers

[@thepoliticalcanuck9237]

Come back we need you

[@seanrector5264]

Lol that is the most accurate depiction of the NY Post ever. No big words, ever!

[@ascent8487]

I've always been attracted to Stewart but I am even more so now that he's grey. The little niblet is a silver fox.

[@elisepentz1063]

What a great segment

[@78kelab1]

Damn wish I had money to donate. I would love to meet Conan.

[@Bj5m17h]

I'm not from New York, but can I say "These guys.... These guys!"

[@TheBrownBoy100]

Maybe Jon Stewart started to read these comment sections and finaly decided to help kids with autism.

[@Scotto6UK]

1:06 - the guy in the bottom right is really enjoying his evening.

[@GamingWithAFisherman]

I love how the music makes it seem like Conan is about to fight the New York City raid boss and the boss is Jon stewart