Jon Stewart on Trump's McDonald's Shift & His "Enemy Within" Threat | The Daily Show

[@LoriHarris-x3r]

We’re outrage fatigued. This is an insane period in history.

[@GCohen9782]

Just wait for the next few months.

[@sayedshaz]

4 years ago was a pretty insane period too. Problem is people didn't learn from their mistakes. Fool me once...

[@P4ul_W4lker]

Historians wont even know what to do with this information..

[@xerothyme3665]

Genuinely the most insane, chaotic period of time in history. War in Ukraine, War in Palestine, Russian propaganda, MAGATs, Trump, SCOTUS, tense races, Venezuela, North Korea… man the list goes on and on. Something tells me that if this wasn’t a coordinate attack by dictatorship regime, it was definitely a domino-cascade effect that has led from one chaotic event to another-attempts to spread the U.S and NATO thin.

[@nedkent5239]

An insane parody in history.

[@LouisDuran]

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” - George Orwell, 1984

[@penelopesimpsonadams624]

Perfect description of trumpers in denial of truth.

[@TonyMarselle]

As we participate in our daily hate.

[@Androtar]

@@TonyMarselle This guy gets it

[@yetanotherrandomviewer]

Quoting a book does not make you look smart or wise.

[@Dontlie-z9e]

Oh my!😮 Trumpers will defend anything... even pick size.

[@danielb.6476]

Exactly how I feel. The constant gaslighting. “Oh no! What you saw and heard isn’t exactly what you saw and heard”

[@nomore6167]

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." I can't even imagine what George Orwell would think if he were alive today.

[@RegalHankHill]

RIGHT!@!@ WE HEARD Kamala LIE about working at McDonalds MULTIPLE times and THATS why Trump dedicated an ENTIRE CAMPAIGN DAY to working at McD's to poke fun at her LYING lol. ALso weird she tried to steal the common workers vote by LYING about working at McDonalds anyway....I wonder why the show never ASKED why trump would spend a day at mcdonalds....soooooo weird

[@SurgeryIsWoke]

"My grandmother always said. No matter what you see with your own eyes. January 6th was a peaceful day of love committed by Nancy Haley, the Feds, An Ti FAA, and all the white members of BLM." Donious Caesar. The new Netflix documentary 🤦🏿‍♂️

[@tmgasia]

This IS what happens when our system allow academia to dominate in all arenas... I don't care how smart you are or how high your iq is, if you have to dance around the truth and paint pictures to constantly obfuscate the truth, you're no better than the dumb dumb robbing a bank for their pens. (talking bout the main stream media incase you're wondering what the rants was about, glad you made it this far... hope you had a laugh) I feel it too... infuriating.

[@tmgasia]

This IS what happens when you allow academia to dominate in all arenas... I don't care how smart you are or how high your iq is, if you have to dance around the truth and paint pictures to constantly obfuscate the truth, you're no better than the dumb dumb robbing a bank for their pens. (talking bout the main stream media incase you're wondering what the rants was about, glad you made it this far...)

[@robbiesteen7762]

John Stewart is the best! I have always enjoyed watching him the host with the most the best!

[@blurredillusion]

Every day I ask myself why this election is 50/50

[@JustForFun-mt9og]

Should be 95/5 in favor of Harris.

[@user-tr1zj]

inflation and cost of living

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

It's just insane to think about... "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society" ~ Krishnamurti

[@ultrasrifat1495]

​@@JustForFun-mt9og 💩

[@genuineargyle]

It's not 50/50. TDS (not TheDailyShow) propaganda media & polls are lying to you. DJT is leading.

[@EVILJAMARR]

I'm tired of hearing about DJT or hearing his name. It's been almost ten years, and I'm tired of it. All of it. The constant chaos is exhausting

[@ninemoonplanet]

Imagine people who don't live in the USA and have absolutely no way to do anything about it. 😞

[@emptyheart09]

​@@ninemoonplanetBelieve me we are exhausted of all the shenanigans over there. It is more than politics for us when it comes to whom you elect. So please, spare us and vote blue 💙

[@frankreynolds7640]

@@Ryan-eu3kp No reason? Trump is talking about using the military against American citizens. That's more than enough reason to hate him.

[@txchas]

@@Ryan-eu3kp Oh, no, there is plenty of reason. Plenty I say.

[@KesSharann]

It's been 40 years and I'm tired of it.

[@gar365]

Samuel Adams quote - "To have a villainous ruler imposed on you is a misfortune, to elect him yourself is a disgrace."

[@conradwilliams8302]

In this case her... He was actually elected as opposed to kommiela..

[@memyselfandi8544]

Tell that to the Arabs. I’m sure they are getting really tired of it.

[@JDriver771]

@@conradwilliams8302You might want to go brush up on the election process instead of repeating weak talking points you heard on OAN…

[@T887thdn]

@@conradwilliams8302 so sorry for your loss

[@damiang888]

So it's contrasting Imposed vs electing it yourself? Hey, if Harris win you can have both.

[@bccoregon]

McD introduces the McFelon meal deal. Inclues a flat orange soda, limp fries, a tiny pickle, and a glass bottle of ketchup. You just have to find $11.78

[@ToniLeo1958]

😂 I see what you did there 😂 💙💙💙Let’s go 💙💙💙

[@donnaflores2166]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jimboscooter432]

Don't talk about your president that way ❤🥳

[@howardtheduck5958]

I thought McDonald’s doesn’t hire felons.

[@pietrojenkins6901]

That McDonald's deception event will certainly be on SNL .

[@ulysessoliverasponyman]

That one does

[@greglane501]

They especially hire felons.

[@kkp4297]

MCD franchisees can hire whomever they like.

[@ktbiwk]

😂I'm deaaad ⚰️

[@itsbritneybiitttcchh_83]

I ask myself on a daily basis how this is real life. It's beyond disturbingly deranged and delusional.

[@scenicroutesusa]

harris and walz did the same stunt at a sheetz gas station, everyone there was staged and rehearsed questions, interactions with cashiers etc....

[@RasheedGazzi]

I feel like I'm in the twilight zone everyday around my MAGA coworkers.

[@pmwiky]

I come from a country where election violence is a sad reality. Every 5 years, when the election cycle comes around, we walk around on eggshells, and there is a collective sinking feeling in the pit of our stomachs and we hold our breath together praying that the country doesn't erupt into ethnic violence fueled by the rhetoric of politicians we try to mitigate the fallout as best as we can. I've seen it happen, I've lost people I knew to post election violence. And as an outside observer looking in, Believe me when I say that Trump's rhetoric IS GOING TO GET PEOPLE KILLED! Even in my country, our politicians are not that brazen in their condemnation of the "others." Also, my country doesn't have anywhere close to as many firearms...

[@darlanova5182]

​@@RasheedGazzi10 minutes talking about another man's genitalia

[@poeticallyinclinedjayne9040]

The dumbing down of America is having its heyday when a campaign rally speech needs to be rated PG suggested.

[@lukenysen]

Can't wait for this chapter to finally be behind us.

[@BlackberryTitties]

You and me both! We should celebrate in Charlotte NC together!! Drinks and closing the BOOK! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@howardhales6325]

I hope I live long enough to see it.

[@schan9547]

@@howardhales6325 My self as well.

[@JamesSmith-1036]

It won't be over until his passing. Because he will try again in 2028

[@schan9547]

Over? like the hate and desired oppression of the confederacy; like the suppression and suffering of people of African descent of the sixties; seventies; eighties..? Like the "orange is the new blk" ideology of the current separatists? Don't hold your breath.

[@alpenart7295]

Dear Mister Jon Steward, You are intelligent and funny! Respect and Thank You, Greetings from Switzerland.

[@callnight1441]

Hey, I'm from switzerland too

[@leochristosnika2539]

😂😂😂

[@tigercatartist]

The way Jon reacted is exactly how I feel inside every time I watch the news.

[@elainestrouse981]

Love you, Jon. You keep me sane❤

[@topherdean1024]

I had to stop watching the news. I've seen enough. For the sake of my mental health, I can't watch it any more.

[@marcning918]

We all have to stop watching the news until they stop giving trump a path to power. Even those who call out his nonsense help him for their own sake. They all use covering him as a source of relevance. This man belongs somewhere under a prison yet is a candidate for president? How else do we get here without the media keeping him relevant throughout the entire Biden administration? None of his platform is based on reality yet we don't see that reflected in the media instead are questions for Harris to state her position on his none or minor issues. Nor is he called out with any weight for all the damage his nonsense has done in this campaign. He caused cities to receive bomb threats, slowed down recovery efforts from the hurricane and even left his own cultist stranded. Crickets when it comes to actual consequences for his actions.

[@mariehernandez5878]

​@@topherdean1024I try to stay away, but peek in to see if there are signs of hope. Maybe I should just stick to Yahtzee.😞

THE LEFTS NEWS IS MAKING YOU SICK.

[@TheRavioli81]

Texas voter here. Early voting started today and the line was long but voting straight blue ticket could not wait.

[@SilverSkateBetty]

Awesome! Same for me in Florida! 🎉

[@AudreeHavran-kj2wh]

Same here in Illinois!! 🌊🌊🌊

[@DukeCortez11]

Already voted straight BLUE 💙🔵 IN ARIZONA!!! MAIL 📬💌 IN HARRIS 2024

[@illissawhite2676]

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

[@dmp1962]

Wow why?

[@theowl3756]

The fact that a Convicted Criminal like Trump is even allowed to run for any office is a disgrace to the United States.

[@hughjorg4008]

Trump is *mentally chaotic* and would deal with INFLATION the same way he dealt with COVID, ... total chaos 😵‍💫. I'm voting for KAMALA. 💙

[@RKO1988]

Rules for thee

[@carmenwages5977]

Corruption

[@annakingry9157]

Actually, he couldn't work at McDonalds as a felon.

[@marilynphillips988]

I agree. He should have been legally barred from running at all.

[@robertsheldrick4267]

John, you are an upstanding human being. Your advocacy for first responders and your outspoken warnings of this orange human terror and his henchmen is commendable.

[@trevorthefoamer220]

"Go out and vote, cause it could be your last." -LegalEagle

[@evercuriousmichelle]

+

[@Confucius_Says...]

That was a fantastic video... The man makes his point really well...

[@leemer12]

for this republic, protect it with Trump, dems actively trying to transform this republic , obama dreams are nigh

[@tonywilson4713]

Australian here and I saw that video yesterday. In terms of explaining fundamental issues in their field of expertise Devon and his team are one of the best channels on any form of media there is. And so you all know. This election which has nothing to do with the other 7.7 billion people on the planet as it should because its to elect YOUR POTUS not ours. Its YOUR POTUS, but its the most important election on the planet right now because it will decide the fate of the Western Democratic World. No matter what the rest of us do or do not want America is still 1/4 of the Worlds economy, the US Dollar is still the Worlds reserve currency and the American military is still the most powerful in history. *So handing all of that over to a narcissistic sociopath affects us.*

[@anhedonicauthor]

A man of culture, I see. 🍸

[@dicedrice7216]

"I refuse to say it." Then immediately, he says it.

[@TheMpo1986]

See what he did there? That was the lay up then the shot. Nothing but net. It's white speak. Also "I'm not racist but.." is another popular phrase. Usually followed by saying something very racist. It's our get out of jail free card.

[@Moluccan56]

False humility.

[@hanburgundy4317]

"I cannot tell a lie. Really big Peen - huge."

[@noahboone524]

It’s like when he says something and then says “everyone’s saying it”. “They’re calling him Ron “Pudding-Fingers” DeSantis, that’s what they’re saying about him, can you believe that? I wouldn’t say that… I wouldn’t say that. But they are saying it. They’re saying ‘Ron, why the pudding all over your fingers?’ and he doesn’t know. He had to get someone to explain to him what pudding fingers were. Can you believe that, folks?”

[@fleecejohnson9813]

​@@hanburgundy4317Some would call it the biggest. Tremendous.

[@ChandlerSomborac]

This is the man that 40% of the country wants to be president, AGAIN?! Anybody else thinking "what in the actual f*ck?!"?!

[@Woodbug-b7t]

You can't expect the illiterate to read about Trump's nefarious exploits : (

[@JaTjr32]

​@@jeffreywitty3088lol k

[@annettehunter9743]

Yes. I think that living over here in Ireland 🇮🇪

[@VoodooDangerbird]

58%

[@leddsaliva]

Rather than implement policies that help people, the Democrats solely campaign on "we're not as terrible as a Republicans." Polling shows that their support for the terrorist Israeli state alone is causing swing states to be in question. For those who don't know, Israel is not just indiscriminately killing civilians - we now know that they are INTENTIONALLY targeting children, hospitals, refugee shelters, aid workers, etc. Palestinian civilians are being murdered by US weapons. Regardless of who wins the election, they'll back genocide - because the US is the world's leading exporter of terrorism, and it's not even close. In case there's any blue MAGA people reading this: "We're working tirelessly towards a ceasefire" was an outright lie. US Zionists in govt approved the bombing of UN aid trucks - and sent US military backup to the region to assist with genocide, while the IOF livestreamed war crimes on Tiktok. Democracy Now!: Israel Routinely Shooting Palestinian Children in the Head in Gaza kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5i2i2ScidBnqJo

[@juniorwashington3052]

You are right on the money! Can't make this up!

[@bernicearthur8655]

I went to my Democratic district office to vote, a week ago. There had been a discrepancy on my request for a mail in ballot, so I went there, corrected it, voted and placed my ballot in the drop box. Vote!

[@felichia808]

💙💙💙

[@northerngirl1637]

I also had problems, but after 2 twenty minute calls, received a mail in and sent it the same day. Today I checked a website to check its status and it had been received and "accepted." YAY!!!💙🤪💙💙

[@antihypocrisy8978]

Shame on you for supporting America's enemies within.

[@overdriver99]

yes, VOTE!!!!

[@nadominhoca]

Awwww how cute!

[@admiralalyssa]

Jon Stewart truly came back when we needed him most.

[@williamwever4489]

Jon Stewart has a demeanor that makes him so believable that he can shrink Trump down to a puppet on a string operated by a clan member with a bad case of hiccups who does not know left from right.

[@foxmatthews12]

Do we though? Every late night talk show host is saying the same exact thing. I was hoping for a more thoughtful analysis like his first run but now he's just preaching to the choir.

[@davidfeltz8697]

Facts

[@foxmatthews12]

@@williamwever4489 But to who? Independents? He's just preaching to the choir like the rest of late night and with the same talking points. He adds nothing new and has lost the subtlety and nuance that made his first run great. If he doesn't stay on the issues and cover Kamala's many shortcomings alongside Trump's he will lose credibility with anyone outside of the Democratic base.

[@davidstanley8275]

@@foxmatthews12 Russian

[@ManuNaz86]

we're living in a bizarre world. When will this nightmare be over? How could this be even close?

[@dmp1962]

When kamala losses

[@christinequinn5355]

Like Weimar Germany in the 1930's - it will be over when we let OURSELVES destroy OURSELVES. Then we will get to live the NEXT FIFTY YEARS trying to put our country back together again. And NO OTHER COUNTRY WILL HEL.P US - we will have totally deserved it from our unbelievable ARROGANGE combined with our uniquely AMERICAN IGNORANCE. That is the ONLY way it will end, since we REFUSE to learn ANYTHING from world history.. We act like everything is just one big gigantic TELEVISION COMEDY.

[@schan9547]

"When will this nightmare be over? " The warning signs and storm precipitate the hurricane

[@cheska2024]

I ask that every day. Both the nightmare part and the close part.

[@oasisinthestorm1361]

Is totally mind-boggling that ANYBODY would even think about voting for somebody like this.

[@bethdale2012]

Love the show. The Arnold Palmer reaction you gave was priceless. Im sure we all can relate.

[@jonathon5075]

I'm so sick of hearing about trump every day of my life :{

[@ReynaBanx]

And it is likely we'll hear about him every day for the next 15 years

[@AccelerateYourSuccess]

Then, vote for Dems and encourage everyone you know, to do so, too.

[@JaTjr32]

​@@ReynaBanxMy guess is 5 years. Then once a week for a year. Then every other week for a year. Then once a week for a year. Then once a month for 6 months. Then once a year for 2 years. Then he'll be dead from lack of attention.

[@Moluccan56]

We are up here, too.🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦💙🩵💙

[@richardvinsen2385]

@@ReynaBanx15 years? He’s not gonna live another 15 years. And most of the years he has left will be spent in prison.

[@user-ci6ob8qp9h]

"I say this to my Republican colleagues....there will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain."~Liz Cheney~

[@JKFlaker]

Favorite quote 👍🏼💯

[@sorayaassar1602]

Will it though? I don’t see it any time soon. There is no shame in the trumplican party.

[@Socrates2851]

Very true. At some point, Trump will be written in the history books as the man with the ego so big that he sought to overthrow our democracy for power.

[@DisappearingNightly]

@@sorayaassar1602 Sometimes it feels like this is one of those tragic situations where the only thing that stops the fall is rock bottom. It truly feels like the only thing that will make his enablers repentant is for our country to devolve into a total hellscape. I fear the lesson of world war 2 Germany has not been learned.

[@kaiserauer1]

You’ll need two generations to clean this mess up…

[@zackbeavers246]

If the last week ALONE doesn’t disqualify this man from running the election I don’t know what else would. Dude lost his mind.

[@bofty]

You could say everyday

[@zackbeavers246]

@@bofty I can’t wait until we get out of this nightmare

[@LayaLay_Duhh]

Sad thing is half the country supports him and worship him

[@ERAforALL]

They’re voting for Vance.

[@cuttwice3905]

Did he ever have his mind?

[@karenb4148]

I never want to see Trump in the news ever again. I despise that man. I lived in NYC for 45 years and everyone hates him. He put thousands of small contractors out of business because he never pays his bills! He's a terrible businessman: he bankrupted six (6!) casinos. Who bankrupts a casino? They are money machines! He's a terrible businessman. That's why he got a job in TV, because he couldn't succeed in business. NO banks in NY State would lend money to him because he always failed. So there is NO reason to vote for this useless narcissist. He has never been and never will be a public servant. He is a malignant narcissist who believes everything exists to serve him. Nobody else even really exists for him. He is the whole world to himself.

[@theemmjay5130]

There are twp pieces of news about him that I want to see, and only two. First, that he loses the election. Second, that he's sentenced to prison.

[@martinjohnson4796]

He will continue to dominate mainstream news for years and theres nothing you can do about it

[@madeleineprice9645]

@@martinjohnson4796 - Hopefully he’ll be in jail soon. Let’s wait and see what Judge Merchan (?) says in a few days’ time, when he hands down the sentences!!!!

[@Aaron-g7y5u]

@@madeleineprice9645will see but I wouldn't bet on it I would bet that you will have to cope through 4 more years and realize the media has Fked with your head with head on who he is

[@devilinav7494]

Exactly. He's been the same useless self-promoter the whole time. Of course, now he's useful to the Heritage Foundation and the other evangelical crackpots and rich authoritarian parasites, so now he's everybody's problem.

[@davidcampbell4308]

Ive watched Jon Stewart since I was a teen.He got me through some tough times.This was 5 stars this was without a doubt one of the best segments he has ever put together,both funny and hitting the nail right on the head.Jon Stewart I know you may never read this but I want you to know from the bottom of my heart you are truly brilliant and thank for coming back when we needed you most.

[@carolw8579]

Seriously?

[@randallreed7415]

I agree with David absolutely. If you don't want your candidate mocked, ask him to stop doing batshit crazy stunts each and every day

[@nadominhoca]

Pathetic…

[@robertoclaux8654]

​@@nadominhocaLike you?

[@dorian417]

Seconded! Especially the part about "when we need you most "

[@WutTheWord]

I'm glad Jon is back to help us through these weird, weird times!

[@IndigoBellyDance]

Here to say the same

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

I wish we could have Jon and Trevor

[@bigcity2085]

It has been "Weird Weird Times" since the turn of the century ! We have been going down hill since then......Make a list. Nothing has gone right or normal. The debt has gone from 6 trillion to 35 trillion...on what ? Craziness. Nothing but craziness. Yes, somebody wake me up. I think I may believe in parallel universes just a little bit more now.

[@pjaworek6793]

You speak for the whole world I bet

[@bigcity2085]

@@pjaworek6793 Only the sane side.

[@nancytrimble3216]

palmers poor daughter and family had to listen to this----UGH

[@AnnHarwood]

Yes and I hate the pile on with media laughing, so disrespectful

[@farrahupson]

@@AnnHarwood The media is reporting on what the guy WHO WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT is saying. Put blame where it belongs. And the family is welcome to come out and say they are unhappy with Trump's comments at any point.

[@matthewsanchez7953]

His daughter said that while her father was a Republican, he thought Trump was a joke.

[@elizabethlander2411]

I met Arnold Palmer when I was 10 years old at the Westchester Classic and it was a great memory of my 62 years of life. Trump just tainted that for me. He's disgusting.

[@DonFahquidmi]

​@elizabethlander2411 You shouldn't let that tarnish your memory. I just read his Wikipedia page, and he led a very respectable life. I didn't actually meet him but I escorted my friend's children to one of his talks at Air Adventures in Oshkosh. Arnie was an avid aviation enthusiast with over 20,000 hours in the cockpit!

[@anthonym612]

I voted for Harris/Walz in Minneapolis, MN today!

[@reneelyndamartinez1362]

💙💙💙🙏🏻💙💙💙 THANK YOU 😊

[@keithatkins2427]

Thank you!!!! From NC.

[@shawmeehan7201]

💙❤️🤍

[@XDenyDefendDeposeX]

Love from Connecticut ❤

[@danielgregory3295]

@anthonym612 Definitely need that state!!

[@philipfritz-f8x]

That Harris isn't polling way above Trump is already a sad commentary on this country.

[@elizabethwhite1068]

Polls are garbage, remember that.

[@suemcaulay5604]

Exactly! Sad.

[@chas4life]

The polls have been extremely incorrect for the last two elections. Pretty sure that's going to be the case again. I don't know a single person who has ever done one of these polls.. and TBT if someone asked me to participate I would decline.

[@dimitri00769]

Oh she is don’t worry. They’ll tell you it’s close to keep you tuned in.

[@NicoleAZ145]

The polls are so sketchy though. A lot of republican groups are doing very biased ones and sneaking them in. We just need to vote and ignore the polls.

[@suzamazon]

Jon makes me feel so seen, reacting the way any sane person does to this absurd reality. Voted BLUE in FL today. 💙 💙💙

[@justnchrist4321]

Your sane but you'd vote blue 😂😂😂 more like insane the country is going down but you'd vote for those tearing it down

[@topherdean1024]

Bless you! Um, can you do something about your Governor too? If it's not too much to ask?

[@foxmatthews12]

Fallon, Myers, Kimmel, Colbert and every other late night don't make you feel seen? Why did he even bother to come out of retirement just to say exactly the same thing as everyone else?

[@charruz]

Yeah. When he started beating those papers on the desk while frustratingly saying "BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE SAID!! THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT HE SAID" absolutely made me feel seen. Beyond maddening. All of this

[@charruz]

​@foxmatthews12 Love all those guys too. It was Jon though beating those papers on the desk that I guess made me feel " more seen" I guess. Something like that

[@susieqLX]

Thank you, Jon. Once again. ❤

[@SheetTalkPod]

Voted early today for Kamala. I hope sincerely we never have to speak about Donald Trump again. He has made us all legitimately dumber.

[@keithatkins2427]

Thank you!!!!!

[@cde9952]

Unfortunately he has spawned more monsters

[@c.l.freeman7654]

Well, I will stand talk about him being sentenced to prison

[@Nerfherder-oo7iv]

Trump 2024

[@snit22]

The problem is that almost half of America is so dumb that they support him.

[@Thepaulislame]

he's been in our lives nearly 10 years now putting family against each other, causing friendships to end with his lies. enough is enough, please get rid of this evil man, America.

[@meganbarber3599]

It's kind of enlightening because it shows you who some people really are.

[@akfox38]

It's terrible, I've had to question my relationship with a girlfriend because of continued defense of him, I never thought I'd see a time where current politics mattered enough to me to have those thoughts....

[@tinnman46and2]

Oh and we’re supposed to believe that kamala is telling the truth. Thats why our country doing so great. Wake up.

[@shannen7679]

@@akfox38same…

[@SO-jp6gh]

@@akfox38 Anybody that you see driving a Tesla is a red flag that they might be an Elon/Trump fan. You should have known better before jumping in. Next time, choose your girlfriends wisely.

[@HylianFox3]

Oh man, I was so looking forward to this tonight. We need Jon Stewart now more than ever.

[@randyschwaggins]

That's exactly how the Civil Rights movement worked. Millenials - taking the power back! 👏🏽🙌🏽👍🏽

[@TheMpo1986]

Millennials-I guess the power is cool and everything we don't really want it though. Anyone else want some power? C'mon generation X you can't hide from us forever. You're just older versions of us and you know it!

[@LlVEFromMars]

@@TheMpo1986what does this mean?

[@foxmatthews12]

Need him to do what? Say the same thing as every other late night host? Going after Trump is fine but letting Kamala off the hook just makes him a partisan hack. We're close to World War 3 and she is continuing Biden's policy of making it worse through their unquestioning support for Ukraine and Israel.

[@JohnJourdan88]

lol his name is Jim Leibowitz

[@jessica_swan]

So glad John is back

[@NancyKaan]

John Stewart came back to The Daily Show for this important moment in history. Thank you, John. I admire your courage and integrity.

[@dstutz]

Jon*

[@marlenecole3686]

I AGREE WITH YOU 💯

[@user-ze9uy5iq5o]

Donald Trump looks like Tim Allen in the thumbnail for this video. Freaky.

[@gordon7306]

I don't

[@jstephenallington8431]

I literally started crying when I realized that tRump was talking about using the military to "Round up" his vision of, "The enemy within". I never thought that I would hear something like that from a U.S. citizen about U.S. citizens. Much, much less hear that from a former POTUS about his political "enemies" .

[@charruz]

You know what else besides that, that wouldn't matter either to the red coats if they viewed: In a cabinet meeting when he was president, he is literally recorded stating, "Take the guns. Due process later"

[@stokedmtb333]

Don’t cry, VOTE.

[@keithm9337]

Liberal men. More like women than liberal women are. Here is a hanky.

[@VidGamer123]

@@stokedmtb333 Well I mean... you can cry, but THEN VOTE RIGHT AFTER.

[@dragongirl89115]

Never forget that no country is free from evil. Our rights are something we have to fight for, now more than ever. An not just during the presidential elections. Midterms are just as important. We have to make sure we vote.

[@amoonbeams]

Nevada your country needs your vote 💙

[@cabmate2005]

From Las Vegas here, voted today 💙💙💙Harris/Walz of course 😅

[@NubiaEck]

I voted yesterday in Henderson, NV. Blue all the way!!!

[@ERAforALL]

Also Las Vegas. Also voted today. Blue all the way.

[@kristinjayne6720]

Already voted. Blue all the way

[@stephp.5301]

Northern NV, voted for JOY!

[@mandyguilmette5415]

Spot on brillance. 🔵

[@else8]

He hates everybody who is against him. Take him seriously. He is evil.

[@BeMoreFunny]

And he loves anyone who pays him a compliment. A truly dangerous mix.

[@ThalesWell]

He hates everybody.

[@matthewanipen2418]

Newsom put it best when he said trump is like a t-rex for republicans. 'he either mates with you or eats you'.

[@darlanova5182]

​@@BeMoreFunnyANYONE

[@white0thunderwhite0thunder71]

Republicans are next on his list because his bestie Putin is gonna want the keys to the kingdom, they just don't know it.

[@jaycossey850]

This, my friend, was one for the ages. Thank you. Please, America, end this nightmare!

[@randomtees]

There's essentially no chance Kamala wins Pennsylvania and there's essentially no chance Kamala wins the presidency without winning Pennsylvania. Biden barely won what was essentially his home state in 2020 and as one of the most purple states, it'll be nearly impossible for the incumbent party to win in consecutive elections. She had the chance to choose a highly popular governor in Josh Shapiro as VP but was too scared that it would turn off Muslim Dems in Michigan. That decision will almost certainly cost her the election.

[@phillydragonfly]

I mailed in my Pennsylvania ballot two weeks ago! Go Blue!

[@katarinaserbentas]

Oh yeah! Voted blue in MI!! Swing state:))

[@Jennyfeather_22]

Verify it was received.

[@rogerstandman3360]

go RED

[@Mark_Brooks]

@@rogerstandman3360 See you at Donnie's sentencing hearing! Will be wild!

[@drewa1999]

Thank You PA!!

[@zachbaker2051]

It really does feel like you've lost your mind at times, witnessing what you do today. Shows like these help to reaffirm my sanity.

[@TM25Tk]

Your sanity is restored by a Hollywood production where people are paid to make statements and fall in line with a certain ideology. That’s crazy

"The enemy from within". You're looking at him !! 💙💙💙💙

[@vender68]

enemy from with is putin puppet trump

[@mariegarside8830]

Trump and Vance are the enemies within because they support Project 2025. 😊

[@justnchrist4321]

Jon hates the Dems too

[@gilberthamilton9312]

Accusations in a mirror.

[@justnchrist4321]

Trump's trolling scumala 😂😂😂

[@bryanergau6682]

34 felony convictions and he can run for president, yet as a convicted felon myself, I'm not allowed to vote for him. Somebody make that make sense.

[@011keepers]

Chances are YOU can't legally own a firearm, and that idiot could be in charge of the military and NUCLEAR weapons

[@lotharschiese8559]

@@011keepers Think hard to that idea.

[@Chels-fz5uq]

It’s shameful. If you’ve served your time and rehabilitated yourself, you deserve to vote. This clown, Trump, does not belong in the White House

[@j.elampland1206]

Move to Minnesota. You can vote when your time is up! Doesn't change the obvious hypocrisy where ever you are. That's Governor Walz as our team Harris/Walz that signed the bill! You can fight back as a citizen by organizing others to vote. You still count.

[@PeggyS_7609]

Don't forget, he actually can't work at McDonald's.

[@BW-fi4fd]

I voted today in Texas.💙

[@ruben27lozano]

Same in South TX 💙

[@ulysessoliverasponyman]

Same in FL

[@phoenixgirl70]

Thank you both, and I’m not even American. But I know exactly what he wants to do, and it’s so sickening and dangerous worldwide. And so many people not taking it seriously. I hope at least most of your friends and family are doing the same. We’re rooting for you guys 🇨🇦🇺🇸

[@zsmith141]

Voting💙 Wednesday in Houston 🎉

[@adamjones-ps]

Not that my vote matters, I voted in California today for Harris/Walz.

[@Senorzilchnzero]

As a conservative, I enjoy Jon Stewart! He's great.

[@brianh.santos9295]

Jon Stewart, you should get a Emmy for this episode… the ending was absolutely Brilliant!!!!

[@sealyoness]

It really is one of his finer moments!

[@davidfeltz8697]

So funny

[@Ahtaht227]

Brilliant!

[@yarnpower]

The bar is so low for Trump and so high for Harris.

[@Tya-8542]

Incredible 😢

[@cdubb8827]

Facts 💯

[@EverythingCameFromNothing]

So unfair

[@vender68]

republicans whining about inflation but if you suggest something they will whine again thats not free market that communism

[@T-P.]

Both are not passing a very low bar just because Trump is worse doesn’t make her better.

[@jaimej40]

Voted for Harris Walz in Georgia last week. This former Republican feels sick when I look at these spineless Republicans telling us Trump didn’t mean what he said.

[@elisabethpine3420]

0r that he didn't say it!

[@alyceclover]

@@elisabethpine3420 That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did you deserved it. . The Narcissist's Prayer by Dayna Craig (MAWAs prayer?)

[@DimaRakesah]

Thank you for putting our country first! 💙💙💙

[@musicmann7891]

Trump 24 daaaawwwwg

[@ebonaparte3853]

@@musicmann7891Trump for prison dawggggggg

[@dazlebluefrogify]

LOL 😂😂I really love the show but in France i can only see it on youtube now and again thanks jon and your staff that help produce it

[@candywarmuth6241]

Brilliant. I'm always disgusted by how will the right is to humiliate themselves defending a guy who would turn on them in a heartbeat. Talk about suckers

[@HerpDerpNV]

Modern day Jonestown lol

[@Reed-2big]

@@HerpDerpNV to me Waco, because it was more violent in their stance.

[@DisappearingNightly]

Yes but surely they wipe their chins when they're done.

[@leemer12]

suckers is Harris lying about working at mc D's which isn't even a prestige thing and she lies about this, now you know what she is capable of to you.

[@topherdean1024]

That's what I tell MAGA people, "You couldn't stand a single day with this man. He would demean you and make you feel like a loser, just to make himself feel better."

[@BrentHollett]

Dear America... Where did you go wrong? Please go back there and take the other path. This is the worst timeline.

[@tulsacaupain2882]

😂😂😂 but needed advice. 🙋🏾🇳🇱🇸🇷

YOU GOT IN BED WITH THE DEVIL OBUMA AND HIS ACCOLITE CAMALA.

[@khills]

Electing Reagan.

[@anomalocaris2593]

​@@khillsSomeone understands how this began

[@feelingthislife]

We went wrong when the talking heads "news" channels were invented. The general population isn't smart enough or doesn't care enough to sort through what is true and what isn't. Pragmatism is dead. The collective doesn't think with any logic. Just all emotion

[@sharplessguy]

I voted for Harris Saturday. I was relieved for about 30 seconds... I had done something. I should never have gone online afterwards to check on how things are going. Please, please let it end soon

[@普通の人あなたの普通の]

Hey don’t worry pills are quite literally being flooded at the moment with low quality r leaning pollsters so if they lose they can claim fraud and use them

[@PinkSakuraBunnie]

Remember, voting is the most important part of all of this though. None of this, the door knocking, phone banking, texting, posting, sharing, putting out signs, rally going, etc. matters if we don't all get out and vote for Harris/against Trump. But there is still 2 weeks left, so if you want to keep doing something, sign up to phone bank or door knock. It ain't over til it's over (and that won't even be Nov 5th since we all know it Trump loses he's gonna cry foul for months 🙄).

[@amyw1850]

Perhaps there is a way to help. I enjoyed working with a local group that had ways to help out.

[@sabrinamorrow3517]

In the midterm elections, the democrats quietly took a victory. I can only hope that is what happens with the next election. My son just turned 18 and we went through the process of registering him to vote while stationed overseas just so he could help make sure Trump does not get in.

YOU DISAPPOINTED THEN WERENT YOU?

[@izetapurisic7556]

Love this guy Thank you

[@FreedomDefender07]

Please everyone vote. It's Democracy vs. Fascism on the ballot.

[@rogerstandman3360]

vote RED

[@Brendan-Black]

​@@rogerstandman3360 Uh, Noooope. *Vote BLUE*

[@pokermitten9795]

The ironic part about this take is that Trump was selected democratically, and Harris was selected by one person without a vote.

[@Rilianawakened321]

@@rogerstandman3360 We don't vote for fascists like the Mango Mussolini and his MAGA cultists.

[@matthewsanchez7953]

@@pokermitten9795 Tell me you don't know how the American party systems work without telling me you don't know how the American party systems work.

[@d123herbs9]

Thanks for expressing exactly how so many of us feel!

[@KennyRogersRoasters84]

🤡

[@AWilliams-m6e]

​@CorpusCollosum-w2qActually, Jon has always done fair assessments and humored them up. And you call yourself corpus collosum!!😂

[@baronmeduse]

@CorpusCollosum-w2q Go on then, set it out for us what's "really" going on. Everyone's dying to know what amazing truths you are peddling.

[@jodyvollmer4125]

John, you are all of us… I thought I would wake up from this nightmare four years ago, but he never goes away

[@shishomo]

Jill Stein

[@lonpfrb]

Vote 💙 down the ballot. 💙💙 HARRIS WALZ 2024 💙 💙 We're Not going back!

WHAT NIGHTMARE? PLEASE EXPLAIN! YOUR NOT THE PERSON BEING POLITICALLY PROSECUTED LIKE TRUMP IS, ISNT THAT WHAT DEMOCRATS ARE SAYING TRUMP WILL DO I HE, GETS BACK INTO POWER?

[@martinaasandersen3775]

More like 55% of you. Since close to half of your country still supports Trump.

[@jaysteele1031]

@@shishomo Nope.

[@IamValak-j9e]

great to see Jon Back

[@DtownMadness]

I thought McDonald's already had a clown??? 🤔

[@todd-617]

Now Ronald has a brother, DonOld

[@lusanBEP]

Wasn’t creepy enough

[@annsorensen2373]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mkrezanski6606]

That wins the internet 😂👏

[@beckywiththesharpknife8331]

Donald McDonald

[@CatherineCarr-s4f]

When DonOld Trump said "I love women" my skin literally crawled!

[@shanehill4278]

well you are a worm

[@brendahawkes6]

He is the guy in a bar you run from. Get someone to walk you to your car and protect your drink.

[@riverlove6820]

Yep.

[@angelm.bouchard3722]

Me too.

[@ek6321]

​@@angelm.bouchard3722 Me three. He loooves women the way a cat loves mice.

[@ruben27lozano]

I voted for Harriz/Walz and Allred today in Tx!

[@ulysessoliverasponyman]

I did too in FL

[@LayaLay_Duhh]

It would be a dream if Texas turned blue💯💙

[@amberackerson5916]

YES!!

[@itsmep7449]

Go Allred!!!! 💙💙💙

[@ruben27lozano]

@LayaLay_Duhh well we could try. I know Trump will get about 6 million votes for TX but it will be a miracle is she's get about 6.5 million votes but we'll see.

[@Daniels656993]

This was effing hillarious!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@elsierodgers4874]

It's a nightmare, and I'm angry about it.

WHY ARE YOU ANGRY & WHAT ARE YOU ANDGRY ABOUT? - YOU SHOULD NEVER BE ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING YOU CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING ABOUT. THATS OUT OF YOUR CONTROL. WHO OR WHAT MADE YOU ANGRY?

[@jujujupiter]

Why are you screaming? Are you angry?

[@MikeMorley-o3h]

@@jujujupiter 🤣

[@endloesung_der_braunen_frage]

Vote blue and your nightmare will end!

[@DamnDavid42]

What’s a nightmare ? And what are you angry about?

[@mickael486]

Needed my weekly dose of Stewart. Thanks. Vote 💙

[@Illiteratechimp]

That's all you get No more than one fresh dose per week

[@Newton-Reuther]

Voted on Saturday. There was a great turn out!

[@hughjorg4008]

Here are my reasons to vote for KAMALA: 1. Kamala's elimination of junk fees at the banks saves Americans $5.5 billion annually.💙 2. Kamala Harris reduced credit card late fees from $32 to $8.💙 3. Kamala's elimination of airline junk fees saves Americans $500 million annually.💙 4. Kamala reduced the price of 41 prescription medicines for low-income Americans and the elderly.💙 5. Kamala provided health insurance to 20 million poor Americans who have never had medical care before.💙

[@TheOfficialTarynTots]

I've learned not to eat or drink anything while watching Jon or I will chock while laughing.

[@trixr4218]

🙃

[@katesweeney9101]

"We're connecting words. Through the earholes. With the listening. THAT'S WHAT HE SAID!"

[@michellel.3871]

This is the most frustrating thing about this Trump nightmare! They refuse to tell the truth about his words.

[@pettespizzaparlor3245]

​@@michellel.3871"civil debat" only works when ypu dont need to spend the first ten minutes making sure that the sky is blue, grass green and that we all know that we are talking about the same thing.

[@Over.It.999]

@@pettespizzaparlor3245 Those 10 minutes would be spent in vain because they never stop lying. Trump, Fox, MAGA politicians, they refuse to stop lying

[@michellel.3871]

@@pettespizzaparlor3245 Exactly. We can't even set the ground level, because they are NOT using sound logic, and I swear...sometimes they do it purposefully! Like they want to confuse the other person with trickery.

[@sjaguartype]

I’m not American, but please please, please can America get past Trump.

[@angelanorthcutt4339]

I’m hopeful but prepared to lose my mind. I just can’t believe this is happening! Again! 🤬 🇺🇸🌊💙🇺🇸🌊💙🇺🇸🌊💙

[@HappyNomad33]

Yes WE can and we will! 💙🇺🇸💙

[@PeakUnlimited]

He is the likely winner of the election so I guess the answer is a resounding no.

[@jamespfitz]

In four years.

[@johnricker374]

Believe me, millions of us have been trying, but like COVID, he just won't go away 😢

[@mega_ferret6359]

I'm still tryjng to comprehend this is reality.

[@nutmegriot209]

it isn’t

[@martinjackson5717]

​@@nutmegriot209oh yes it is you better vote blue he's missing more than one step let's look at his health record there's a reason why he won't show it

[@DamnDavid42]

@@martinjackson5717wtf😅why would you not vote for Trump bc of his health concerns ?

[@nutmegriot209]

@@martinjackson5717 i mean him working at mcdonalds is not reality. its fantasy election year bs! to your point though, i’m voting Green party. if he wins thats the fault of our electoral process & the lack of Rank Choice/Approval voting. thats one thing we need to stop people like him from getting in

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

It took me over a year the first time. I kid you not...sometimes in the winter of 2017, I said "Donald Trump is really president?! How did that happen?"

[@SPWoz]

"Did we all die during COVID?" I feel the same way... Trump does a thousand different things that would disqualify anyone else - and he just keeps getting a pass... "You knew I was a snake when you took me in"...

[@cristinskadell338]

we will need therapy because of donald - ptsd

[@sealyoness]

Even before he opened his yap and described himself, I remembered that proverb. It just keeps on getting more disturbing..

[@validatedclassified2564]

Republicans have debased themselves so low it's shocking to watch.

[@Myke...]

like the ending of LOST we havent figured out we are dead

[@notaspeck6104]

I genuinely feel like I'm on crazy pills. I refuse to be gaslit. For God's sake TRUMP SAID the enemy within was Pelosi and Schiff. He explicitly said so. These ghouls have the audacity to stand there and try and convince people not to believe their own ears. First of all it's testament to how idiotic their supporters are, unfortunately for them we aren't. Secondly these people have zero integrity or decency, it's actually quite pathetic and I almost feel sorry for them. All the money in the world can't buy a shred of time, happiness or dignity.

[@EM-yn1wd]

I've been on this insane planet for 71 years, never thought it could get much worse. This is beyond madness, beyond insanity - this is a Hitchcock movie that even Hitchcock would be too scared to direct if he was alive today.

[@marybittinger7242]

I’m right there with you I’m 71 and can’t believe that so many people my age group. The generation of peace and love now believe that Trump is the second coming

[@katherinehamilton3096]

It's not the old hippies​ voting for the felon... it's the kids who chunked rocks at Ruby Bridges. @@marybittinger7242

[@victoriabishko4359]

Thank you Jon,you have been missed!!!

[@DarkWingsAscending]

YES! The gaslighting! I'm so tired of it.

[@catherinebirch8263]

I dare say that so are many of the people who vote for Trump. Gaslighting isn't particular to Ttrump or to the Republican Party and it certainly isn't new this century.

[@hunterclarke-fields873]

John Stewart it is so carthatic to watch you express what we're feeling. Thank you.

[@john-o1g9p]

john is a high colonic and a high percentage of what he says is inaccurate.

[@dcchapman3862]

McFelon.

[@bmac85north]

I take offense to this being a felon n I'm quite mcfurious!!😂

[@kevinreynaga6340]

McSad

[@cariwaldick4898]

"Would you like to try our Quarter pound dog burger value meal, or our new Big Cat?

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

Can’t spell felon without elon…

[@rae_angela]

Bless your brain

[@crazygoji]

this is so perfect, they arranged it so well

[@ginon3878]

That “did we die during COVID…?” existential crisis question hit me harder than I thought it would

[@KeithJackson-ux7eh]

I think the Mayans were right our reality shifted in 2012 to this nightmare

[@leandrox1]

So Quemala was making friendship with liz Cheney (neocon,pro war,pro military complex companies,etc)… But Jon spent 95% of time talking about Trump… Hmmmmmmm…

[@KRyan-gn5uw]

@@leandrox1 Not friendship dear. A political ally trying to defeat a wannabe dictator. Even Cheney knows Donnie Dementia is a terrible threat to our democracy.

[@ninaj.4885]

​@leandrox1 Because real Americans will cross party lines to fight against a common threat because they have an obligation to their country not their party. Unlike MAGA, they're not a cult but thanks to Mitch McConnell some Republicans have gotten used to that " loyal to the party " mentality. Don the Con made it worse.

[@SeboHyatt]

@@leandrox1 Oddly enough she's one of the few republicans that aren't bowing to Trump.

[@joshk.6246]

Surprised Trumps story about Arnold Palmer didn't make him want to listen to the YMCA right away.

[@mothom323]

😂

[@Lux7355]

It's like the dementia is forcing him out of the closet. 😂 😂

[@QuatschPruststosser]

Underrated comment

[@suemcaulay5604]

Arnold must be rolling over in his grave! I feel bad for his family.

[@HerpDerpNV]

He was probably disgusted with how small the McDonalds sausages were vs Palmer's. lol

[@Yeahnaahh]

"Do you want lies with that? " - McDonolds newbie, trump.

[@RegalHankHill]

Kamala is the one who LIED about working at McDonalds lol. hence the joke of him working there Edit:edited the joke part for clarification lol

[@PinkSakuraBunnie]

😂😂😂

[@ekdaufin1485]

😂

[@georgepantazis141]

😂 classic, very funny,

[@lawrencetchen]

"I'll just supersize the lies for you now"

[@cindycornelison7325]

Bravo!!!!!!!!

[@andyw246]

Amazing after having just been slammed by two Hurricanes, the biggest question they're talking about is "who actually worked at McDonalds?"

[@maxanluulnaxam1102]

And even after this stunt it isn’t Donald Trump. What he did wasn’t actual work. It was like a weird “make a wish” thing.

[@sinistermoon]

Interesting that Jon didn't even bring that up :)

[@Alvin-1138]

There's not much political humor, in hurricanes and or lies about disaster response. Which was immediate.

[@litmovement125]

Because folks losing everything to natural disaster is not funny I’m guessing…

[@DarkCriimes]

As a Brit I look at Trump with total horror and disgust. He’s a disgrace. I’m being polite here. I can’t tell our US friends how to vote but we really need a blue wave please 🙏🇺🇸🇬🇧✊

[@wernerdittmann7579]

As a German I fully support this pledge to our American friends.

[@DarkCriimes]

@@wernerdittmann7579 we all need and want to see a strong democracy in the USA. The implications are global.

[@CrochetIsLife54]

I’m American. I am cautiously optimistic that the “tied” race is anything but tied. I think that when the dust settles, it will be a landslide victory for Harris and hopefully a Blue Wave for the House and Senate. I wouldn’t complain if state governments also took to being a lot more Blue. We need power at that level to counteract decades of Republicans fixing state government in their favor using gerrymandering, and targeting Democrats for removal from the voting registration databases, providing Democratic voting precincts with inadequate numbers of the tabulating machines and other support. The list goes on. Republicans do not have to support popular policies because they are so entrenched that they can defy the wishes of the electorate. A huge example of this is the “debate” on abortion rights. In every state in the country, the voters favor the Roe v Wade decision by 2/3 and higher. It isn’t even close to being 50-50. But look at what Republican politicians do in every state where they have power - they ban abortion completely. They do not need to answer to the voters and that is how we ended up with absolutely buffoonish candidates and office holders. I hope it has reached the point where the voters decide to do something about this situation.

[@lisadavis4162]

Did my bit. I requested a mail-in ballot and returned it to the elections office the day after it arrived. I'm actually going to be AT my local polling place all day as a poll worker (minority clerk), just recording the names of who voted; I heard that back in 2020 they were busy all day, so I might want to use any free moments to go to the bathroom rather than voting that day! And yes, I did vote "blue" all the way!

[@paulh4691]

Australia feels the same way too (well except for a handful of nitwits). Trump is an incredible embarrassment and danger, not just to America, but to the whole democratic world.

[@charlie10010]

The GOP is so spineless for refusing to even acknowledge that Trump wants to use the national guard against his political opponents. This is so frustrating.

[@maryanneslater9675]

Not only spineless, but in favor of it. Not one of them has denounced Project 2025, except the very few Republicans who split after their colleagues refused to impeach and remove Trump after January 6.

[@tombailey1059]

He's trolling. He trolls the media every day, that's no secret. Something you guys really don't seem to get is he trolls his own people, too. His most extreme sh*tposting comes when conservatives ask him to please tone it down. He was already president. You lived.

[@DavidCP524]

Watch the clip, he was asked about election violence. Are you ignorant or just promoting a narrative?

[@topherdean1024]

What do you think Putin and him were talking about? You know Donald, I just have a guy put polonium in their coffee.

[@ThePoodle]

​@@DavidCP524that is absolutely NOT the context

[@donnaflores2166]

This is the BEST Episode of a lifetime 😂😂

[@deanzoet1160]

I’m so sick of Trump’s voice, face and everything about him!!

[@RusTsea196T]

...but not as much as Melania is!

[@HercMMA]

Same , trump 2024

[@wayneurquhart7192]

Thank goodness for the Sarah Boone trial, it takes my mind off this nonsense.

[@artnouveau7633]

He's the most repulsive and despicable orange floater

[@karencourt5684]

Hi Dean.lol I agree. Trump needs to hide away. Yr right we r sick of her I'm. Have a wonderful day👋👍🩵💙😀

[@ohmy...9007]

So true. They demand interviews and detailed policy discussions and robust plans fom Kamala, meanwhile they have no standards for Trump.

[@RobertMartin-s2v]

The standard for Trump is don’t tell your supporters to dox and harm me and I won’t call you out for your lies

[@loantran-thanh7795]

Who has no plan, except Project 2025

[@Bakes-z4c]

@@RobertMartin-s2v 🍊🤡 is the biggest liar in the world and brought abusive remarks in politics to strange new levels. When his senility, rudeness and criminality are highlighted, use it as a moment to reflect on why he should be in ANY government position

[@la_belle_heaulmiere]

When she has a plan and they constantly stick their fingers in their ears and say there isn’t one. When they demand interviews and then complain there isn’t any after an interview blitz. When they demand hard questions of her, get them and she answers them, then complain she avoids answering. Yet their guy, omfg, there are too many examples of him hearing a serious question about tariffs or social security and them immediately going off in an unrelated and irrelevant tangent, usually something asinine like his crowd sizes. He has no plan other than revenge and letting his lackeys implement whatever they want with Project 2025. There are 3 kinds of Americans, the cultists, the terminally exhausted, and the foolish ostriches with their heads in the sand.

[@Tseekr]

@@ohmy...9007 is like you can't work at minimum wage job but you can run for president wth.

[@blumen-kraft]

‘I’m looking for a job.” Keep looking, you’re gonna need one.

[@Moluccan56]

StayRIGHT there!

[@bryanergau6682]

He can stamp license plates.

[@MR1985MR]

In all fairness, this is a skill he can bring to prison when he gets there.

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

I hope so

[@FeenixT]

There are many jobs in prison

[@howiemorton847]

It was nice of Comedy Central to provide viewers with a 3-letter warning in the lower right corner of the screen.

[@bimplerouge9389]

Thanks to Jon for putting into words the nightmare we are all living.

[@kf5op]

Dont worry, she wont be elected😂

[@MauriceDeClerk]

Ya, if trump is elected the nightmare finally has a chance to end. DO you even listen to the Left - their ultimate goal is to have the government in every part of society. They don't want you to have rights, or make decisions. They only want to control you. The exact opposite of Trump's plan.

[@baronmeduse]

@@kf5op Thing is, she will. It's over for Republicans. You might as well go fishing now.

[@cheshireket3132]

​@kf5op what if she is

[@Inform3dMinds]

HE IS EXACTLY SAYING THAT!!!! THANK YOU FOR LOOSING YOUR $HIT ABOUT THAT!!!

[@jodyvollmer4125]

@@Inform3dMinds loosing hahaha

[@Inform3dMinds]

​@@jodyvollmer4125 english isnt my first language, whats Trump excuse?

[@DoubleSupercool]

Why aren't journalists pushing back on ANY of this? Don't just accept the reply. PRESS THE ISSUE.

[@the_great_zampano]

American journalism is a clown show by now.

[@bd12544]

?

[@braidend4379]

They will push back, just depends what channel you're watching to whom they will push back.

[@kingrayog]

Most of them can't anymore, or they'll be fired. The system is rigged and most of them have been reduced to amateur writers by greedy CEO's and their henchmen VP's, managers, and supervisors.

[@the_great_zampano]

@@braidend4379 again, that's not journalism.

[@mmarques2736]

I watch this and as an European I wonder how is it possible that Americans go so deep in debt for their education, if it is the kind of education which leads them to this??

[@EJWash57]

🤡: "I'm looking for a job." Owner: "Do you have any felony convictions?"

[@Patriot-Eaglehead]

I doubt Trump even remembers all of them. Now...i believe that felons should be able to get normal jobs. But what McDonalds hires a demented senior citizen who can't control his bowel movements, posing a health risk to all customers?

[@Crisp707]

DJT: "I'm looking for a job." Manager: "Sorry, we've already got one 🤡 repping this establishment."

[@johnmcclure40]

"I'm looking for a job." "Great, fill out an application on line. We'll get back to you."

[@deedee48567]

😂😂😂

[@FTZPLTC]

🤡: "I'm looking for a job." Owner: "Go home, gramps."

[@ZEKE211]

34 Felony convictions makes Trump ineligible for a job at McDonalds.

[@sadwax1027]

They do not believe in witches at Mc Donalds...

[@potato8701]

​@@sadwax1027they don't in us court either. Cope

[@JTheMan1]

​@@sadwax1027US courts believe in evidence and laws broken... He was indicted because of evidence and went in front of a jury of his peers...

[@TheRealTruthstalker]

😂😂😂

[@BabsKaz]

Ronald McDonald himself 😅

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

I could totally picture Trump stealing Big Mac's on the way out.

[@Illiteratechimp]

Wasn't there cash in this register a minute ago? Hey, where did Trump go?

[@bobgreenspun1107]

That job was filled years ago by The Hamburgler

[@ALaVeyy]

dressed as the Hamburgler 😂

[@djbehrens]

Along with a vat of ketchup...

[@Moluccan56]

Doing the waste count after closing time.

[@Siveth888]

Please make the bad man go away

[@pj2192]

💙😂🤣😆🥲🔥

[@margaretd7035]

I feel this deeply

[@ekdaufin1485]

🙏🏾

[@KnoxCarbon]

If Donald Trump wasn't born into wealth he'd be in a psych ward by now.

[@christopherpederson1021]

He lost already with the cats and dogs thing. over, done, goodbye.

[@bws15]

I fail to understand how he’s still not in jail yet. His crimes took place before our very eyes. There’s no denying what he’s done.

[@osmosisjones4912]

Because all your sources are pathological liars and hypocrite s who been going on for a decade about the enemy within

[@Facts_Are_Facts_Are_Facts]

Political persecution, just like what happened to Boris Johnson, it's a left-wing tactic. Putin did it too, but he had his rival killed in prison. The left loves authoritarianism.

[@Fuzzypotato2]

@@Facts_Are_Facts_Are_Factsyour name is incredibly ironic. He’d be in jail if it were actual political persecution.

[@sehille4774]

Seriously Isn't an insurrection or coup attempt treason? I find it disturbing that he is running for president

[@KrytenKoro]

​@Facts_Are_Facts_Are_Facts ...you know most voters are old enough to remember "lock her up!" and Lewinsky, right?