Jon & Tyrion | GOT REVIEW (Season 1)

[@-kookaburra]

This ''Game of Thrones'' thing is gonna be huge in a few years.

[@JM-pm3ob]

Oh my god yes he’s alive

[@alanpennie8013]

@@apc5213 That finale! You'll love it so much.

[@ClaireYunFarronXIII]

@@apc5213 No character arcs will be ruined!

[@rickybenben6966]

I

[@HangMrH]

Can you imagine how they can possibly destroy the whole show in 5 episodes

[@ColonelGreen]

You mention the Tyrion & Theon scene, which is especially funny because when they meet again in Season 6, Tyrion gets this whole righteous monologue about how Theon was constantly insulting him with dwarf jokes, when the only prior interaction we saw was Tyrion insulting Theon for no reason.

[@Glidus]

i know, i know i know i know, i'm going to maul that scene to innumerable shreds when i get to talking about season 6. this may sound odd come from the guy who made [those videos], but i actually hate season 6 the most.

[@ColonelGreen]

@@Glidus We all have our own choices. For instance, Sansa is my favourite character, and my choice for her worst season is Season 3, because however many bad choices were made with her in later years, Season 3 is the only one where the writers actively forget she's supposed to be a main character and treat her as a punchline.

[@benbrennan4953]

Glidus that’s because you secretly refuse to watch season 7 & 8. It’s ok champion, you’re secret is safe with me.. or anyone that reads this..

[@IceColder]

@@benbrennan4953 ^^

[@luna-ichigo6539]

I guess D&D kinda forgot that this was their only interaction lol

[@GEORGEMEISTERFTW]

Oh boy I can't wait to see the epic ending of this incredible series, the possibilities are endless!

[@hexa3389]

@@apc5213 this gave the whole "subvert expectation" thing a whole other meaning.

[@benbrennan4953]

APC A Perfect Circle??

[@johnapple6646]

I'm gonna be cautiously optimistic. I heard there's this "Dragon Show" that got ruined at the end by lazy writing

[@yuukichan12]

😂🤣...😫

[@HangMrH]

surely the whole winter is coming thing gonna have a good payout

[@darllington8995]

Me and my future kids will be so happy to watch you review season 4 right before they go to college

[@emilr978]

Liking this 4 years later just to confirm we are on track. Glidus is doing his best not to spoil your kids before they finish high-school

[@ClaireYunFarronXIII]

Them: “gEoRgE iS tAkInG sO lOnG tO rELeAsE sOmEtHiNg!” Me after waiting in excitement for eighty-four years until Glidus' next video: “First time?”

[@Glidus]

pfft there hasn't been a glidus video since 1987

[@guykruger1]

Well he explains it at the end, procrastination does take a lot of time you know

[@ClaireYunFarronXIII]

@@guykruger1 LOL, I believe this reason: 0:46.

[@splitzerr6194]

@@Glidus Dark reference?

[@Magicalnora]

@@Glidus glidus pleeeeasseee

[@mcsroom8930]

l forgot that jon can talk more then you are ma queen

[@PiousMoltar]

He literally turned into Ugandan Knuckles

[@IceColder]

@The Nova renaissance fuck...you made me laugh xD

[@EliaFlowers]

Yeah, he can also say '' I dun wahn eet''

[@dmotley0595]

Gildus: Tyrion falls in love with anyone who shows him affection. Me: I’ve never related to a character so much

[@jonahwiegand827]

As asoiaf fans, we derive great pleasure by waiting inordinate amounts of time for content.

[@belisarius6949]

YES DADDY!! LET ME WAIT LONGER FOR YOUR AWESOME CONTENT~♡♡♡

[@alexarias5717]

I think you're in the minority lmaoooo

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

It has only just now occurred to me that attempting to pronounce the acronym for "A Song Of Ice And Fire" produces a word that sounds suspiciously like "Ass Wife", which I can only presume is like a salt wife, like the Iron Born have, only exclusively for anal.

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

I believe it's referred to as "edging."

[@wisdommanari6701]

@@MrGeorgeFlorcus wtf is wrong with you lmao

[@fionnlaghcowan8419]

"Jesus is a boring protagonist". Can we get a Bible review?

[@AkairuNoAme]

I'm so on board. That would be an insanely wild ride. And a long one, considering how ridiculously long each Testament is.

[@Glidus]

if you bloody well let me, i'm all for it

[@AkairuNoAme]

@@Glidus Yes please.

[@fionnlaghcowan8419]

@@Glidus hell yeah

[@CyaNerdz]

It's greenlit

[@xxDrain]

Tywin said "provincial courage" after seeing Tyrion walk in to avoid repeating Tyrion's exact words about Rob, "belligerence", in order to hide his agreement with Tyrion. Pride.

[@Glidus]

my, what a dick. You are right, good point. Still kinda racist hey.

[@FallOutJosie]

"the squidling" is the only valid nickname for theon

[@mehukattti]

After they stopped adapting source material, Tyrion stopped being smart and started just saying that he is smart. Dumb people can't write smart characters

[@Oll1000]

they were just using the classic old screenwriting strategy - tell, don't show

[@sanderflop]

they should have hired some smart people to write the show and just let D&D worry about the costumes or something

[@newbladey]

God himself returns to KZbin with his editing skills intact

[@vicenteortegarubilar9418]

It has been 84 years. This is the best timeline.

[@pdg0354]

Now in retrospective Jon had a Targaryen family member with him, makes the scene even more powerful

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

Just leaving this here to pay my respects during the most recent of my bi-monthly "binge all of Glidus' videos" episodes.

[@CatCraine]

Honestly, I just want more of these so we can hear more of Glidus's excellent taste in music.

[@grand.lethal]

This shit is brilliant. Of course it has memes and fantastic humor laced throughout, but for us BIG BRAINS you are actually immensely talented at literary analysis. You just make it entertaining and digestible. But trust me, as an aspiring writer of fantasy things, these videos are so helpful. You may not list out everything point for point like a writing class, but sometimes a simple "this is good and this is why I like it" gets the creative wheels turning. Thanks mate.

[@scottwallace5239]

' I cant tell you how many times I've made friends by telling them how much sex I haven't had' audibly laughed out loud, subscribed

[@vallraffs]

Oh hey. I wasn't expecting this to get a part two. Well done mate, cheers.

[@Glidus]

Consider your expectations subverted.

[@Nether4ce]

@@Glidus This word still hurts too much, even after almost a year ....

[@MrsLPAmy]

@@Nether4ce still hurts, doesn't it

[@MrsLPAmy]

@@Nether4ce still hurts, doesn't it

[@ashjotunthor5550]

Yey. I was legit just thinking about this. I'm happy I live in this alt timeline where Glidus is still making content.

[@crow6558]

to defend cat further, the only scene where shes outright CRUEL to jon as opposed to just like, cold and unloving is the one where her second youngest child is lying comatose and probably dying.... so i think she can be forgiven for being a little out of control and emotional

[@TheBHNetwork]

Why would that make her emotional abuse any more forgivable? Bran is also Jon's younger brother, and even furthermore this definitively is the last time Jon will ever get to see said brother dead or alive, and Catelyn deems it necessary to mar that final experience bc what? Her husband was unfaithful 15 years ago before they had even been together for a month?

[@FireofGia111]

​@@TheBHNetwork A) people can be unintentionally abusive, especially when faced with stressors, so forgiving someone is up to the victims prerogative. B) it wasn't that Ned was unfaithful; it's that he treats his child with someone else as just as important as his with her which puts the mystery woman on the same level as her IN A FEUDAL SOCIETY. Raising Jon as a Stark would mean horrible political ramifications

[@TheBHNetwork]

​@@FireofGia111 A) While situations can arise where someone is abusive unintentionally, this is, without a shadow of a doubt, not one of those situations. What you mean to say is that outside stressors can cause abusers to internally rationalize their entirely intentional abuse, which is a different thing. Catelyn does not lack agency in her choice to berate a 14 year old Jon as he visits his dying brother, she actively chose to do so. She also continually bares ill-will and malice toward the boy long after Bran wakes up (mainly in the books as she really only ever even acknowledges Jon's existence once after this scene in the show), despite his undying loyalty to her children and their house. B.) I do hope you realize that this semantic doesn't change the fact that Catelyn's hatred and abuse of Jon is entirely unjustifiable. As both Jon and his dead/missing mother pose literally zero threat to her and her children, even within the context of this FEUDAL SOCIETY. Ned never intended to raise Jon as a Stark capable of usurping her children's claim to Winterfell, and Jon, especially as a preteen, never made any moves or acted in any way that portrayed a will to usurp them on his own either. As a matter of fact, at the time of this specific bout of abuse, Jon is dead set on joining a faction that requires him to renounce his ability to ever hold any lands in the first place. To demand that Ned shame Jon's mother and abandon their infant to a fatherless existence, when he is well within his means to give both Jon and all of his other children by Catelyn a fulfilling life is terrible. To then take out your frustration with your husband's decision on a child is despicable. Idc if it's common for others to do it, it is also common for bastards to be raised by the nobility that fathered them (Edric Storm, Mya Stone, Marston Waters, etc). Despite all this, yeah, Jon would probably forgive her for all of it if she asked (she wouldn't bc she regards Jon as a second class human being). Bc Jon is an absolute mensch, despite Catelyn's abusing of him. That doesn't mean that we the audience have to forgive her though lol.

[@kaievoke]

If Cat did nothing wrong why was she so guilty about Jon later on in the series?

[@crow6558]

​@@kaievoke I didn't say she did nothing wrong. Cat treated Jon badly and later came to regret it, which is a little something called "character development." My original comment was adding context as to why she was acting the way she was in that scene, she was being particularly cruel because she was emotionally unstable.

[@DanielH92]

"season 4 coming in 2032" lol,made me like

[@The_Industry]

17:20 It's 2023. Season 1 still yet to be finished.

[@STOTTINMAD]

Just here to appreciate the glow that Baelish has wherever he goes

[@PanzerIVAE]

The Jaime-Jon scene also has a deeper meaning of both the Kingsguard and Night's Watch swears the same vows and oaths and so him belittling and insulting Jon and the Watch is Jaime's own way of giving advice and warning for Jon Something like that

[@Glidus]

Yeah true, gonna address that when I get to Jaime, as I think it means more for Jaime than for Jon. It doesn't build much for Jon's character but it shows us a lot about Jaime.

[@PanzerIVAE]

Neat

[@jammydodger277]

24:55 - "he's fucking growing as a person, and that's lit." Back in the days when Glidus had hope for this series, you can hear it in his voice when he says this.

[@kristinat7701]

Here's a comment of appreciation for all the effort you put into this absolute piece of art

[@DongusMcBongus]

20:43 Glidus I read that scene so differently. It’s Jamie giving Jon a cautionary tale about lifelong vows. Yeah he’s being an ass about it. But deep down I think he sees a young Jaime in Jon. In a feast for crows Jamie is lamenting how far the kingsguard has fallen.

[@Skivsamlaren]

21:16 Hahaha - "I don't know if that's true, but it SOUNDS true, and in the end isn't that all that matters?"

[@orsonlannister9847]

So nice to see cousins Tyrion and Jaime with blonde hair again.

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

I literally just discovered this channel a few days ago and watched all your Season 8 reviews, they had me laughing hysterically. I was subscribed from the very first video, but when I found out how old your most recent videos were I was very dismayed and thought I had subbed to an effectively dead channel. I can't tell you how happy I am to see this suddenly appear in my sub box just a few days after that!

[@Tmay-wn3ek]

I cannot believe that fanfic is a real thing... I'm so glad you're back

[@AceStudios10]

Holy shit im so glad that this is coming out! I thought it died after the season 8 stuff

[@YourBlackLocal]

Good vid but the music is incredibly distracting especially when it has lyrics

[@ZoniN425]

Cinema Gaming I like it find it a little more engaging TBH

[@IceColder]

@Energised Voyages fucking yes! its both on its own good.... but together it should have one of both being the main "attraction" ^^ i was actually searching in the comments if others felt the same. ♥

[@AnonymousAnonymous-ir4ko]

I've thought you abandoned this, glad to see you didn't!

[@esessien8495]

I haven’t even started the vid yet. I’m just here to give thanks to our lord whom hath returned to save us 🙌🏿

[@christianbustnes9212]

“It’s been 30 years”

[@SoLongUntilTheSeanceOfficial]

Long have I waited....

[@kerrychristensen7204]

Had to go rewatch Part 1, first... *It's been 84 years*

[@sydneyaucoin9024]

Finding this a year after it’s posted, and I will be quoting half of this commentary in my everyday smart-assery. I love this series and plan to watch it all at once. Quality KZbin content here 😂🤌

[@willa5891]

I discovered you three days ago, watched everything you had made, and then was sad thinking you were AWOL. So glad to have you back!

[@lukaslambs5780]

4:09 may be my favorite little moment in any of your GOT reviews

[@mindypatterson7302]

“It’s not his job to look down on people, but to raise them up to him” damn.

[@kampfkeks6619]

Absolutely S++ to use Bill Baileys face. I love him he's probably my favourite comedian. He's not talked about enough.

[@maxpower3555]

Came here looking for this comment. Brilliant.

[@hayesbuchanan503]

the summary of aemon's character at 30:30 is flawless and beautifully written, well done @Glidus

[@nathanielgate415]

Can I just say, I love you as a channel and I can really see the effort you put in... thank you

[@AnarchoCatBoyEthan]

This may be obvious from the amount of comments i have left, but man this is a really good video and I love your content and prospectives. You’re also really talented in a lot of ways like being, funny, smart, musical, a bit gay, and do you edit these things yourself? I will wait patiently 8 years for another video or whatever.

[@Glidus]

it’s all me :)

[@winterman8248]

Jon to Sam "Theres honour in being a steward" Jon has to be Steward Jon : Fuck that do you take me for a slave

[@TetraDax]

5:00 you made me remember how geniunely amazing that song is

[@arbenkolaIRR]

Hello, can you tell me the title of the song? I can't hear the words, and, alas, I couldn't find it. Thank you.

[@TetraDax]

@@arbenkolaIRR Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars

[@arbenkolaIRR]

@@TetraDax Thanks for that! Have a great day!

[@chschs777]

You singing Randy Newman’s classic is-just-PRICELESS.

[@WavePotter]

Good to have another Glidus video. Also that 8 bit Reapers track is lit! Nice work man!

[@Glidus]

🤘 I have made Muse 8-bit tracks before but this one wasn't me 🤘 kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5a7q36Ef8xkfJI this guy is a MASTER

[@fairlyliterary4771]

Omgsh 8:32 is when I fell in love with this channel. Monk is my favorite show EVER.

[@RobertF-zj2rm]

i couldn’t place this song, and i NEVER would have realized it. 😂 so thanks

[@monty3916]

The GRRM of KZbin just posted a video. Kept us all waiting on that one, didn’t you?

[@gonecodfishing]

This got a like for the “have you heard of summerhall” line

[@lastquarter3992]

I have to say it's quite funny how right after saying that Jon's arc is about not being defined by who you are at birth, Dany was chosen as the next one. It's definitely one of the parallels between them but I guess that's something better shown in the books. Great work ! I'm really enjoying all of your videos, you deserve more subscribers.

[@Marcel442]

Mate, some nights I wake up screaming because all I hear echoing in the recesses of my brain is: *"HAVE YOU HEARD OF SUMMERHALL!?"*

[@LeFlamingant]

Really love the music making it much easier to understand your thick accent, for not-native speakers

[@tarasis2722]

red dye isn't that expensive. actually quite cheap by medieval/classical standards. Now purple dye is where the real money's at.

[@ThePointlessBox_]

Only emperors are allowed to wear purple

[@tarasis2722]

@@ThePointlessBox_ uh no. Certain magistrates, priests, kings and young children all had some level of purple in their clothing. Triumphant generals got to wear a solid purple toga for the occasion of their triumph. and thats just within Roman society. only during the later empire did the Roman imperial court start to control the trade on purple.

[@thomasmorris2568]

such an awesome part of the story in both the show and the books. Jon was a petulant and resentful child until Tyrion gave him some basic perspective, interesting to note that it wasn't the Night's watch but Tyrion Lannister who started Jon's true development into such a just and wise leader. The lessons imbued by Ned only come out later on in his time as a Watchman, which subtly conveys the pot holes in Ned's way of life and how he brought up his children.

[@orsonlannister9847]

That does sound suspiciously like you singing Short People.

[@dianabandicoot]

THANK GOOOOD YOU ARE BACK! Please review eeeeverything.

[@Glidus]

Okay. I'll start by reviewing your comment. 4/5, decent but my expectations didn't get subverted so :/

[@dianabandicoot]

Glidus i guess I kinda forgot about that

[@ClaireYunFarronXIII]

@@Glidus LOL! 😂

[@tapksa]

Oh man, I used to fall asleep to Alt Shift X, but now I just don't sleep and watch Glidus

[@MsKoopi]

Oh men, I'm gonna cry, how comes I was just looking for something to listen while working when you uploaded ? Now I have to watch, and everyone in the office would wonder what is funny about mid-term reviewing.

[@tunguskalumberjack9987]

Damn, dude- Subdivisions. You are the man. I’ve never been so rewarded for subscribing to a channel.

[@kenthehobo]

Glad you're back m8! Hope it's not another 84 years for part 3. Also, I enjoy your non-review vids, hope you make more of them. Keep up the good work. Thanks!!

[@Chance57]

It's so utterly depressing watching the greatness of early GoT with later GoT and unfinished books lingering in, my conscious. Here's to hoping GRRM leaves a more detailed outline for the books he never finishes to some very competent people (plural, yes) that do excellent dialogue (Like Brent Weeks and N. K. Jemisin because they're not decrepit yet) and that eventually, we'll have some downright sick animation done on a completed book series because I'll probably never like a new cast nearly as much as I love castings like Clarke, Dinklage, Dance, and McCann among many many others.

[@Manglet762]

That line at 4:11 is something I've been quoting to myself ever since I heard it a few weeks ago.

[@nikolaytsankov9066]

To be honest I thought you were gonna pull an Alt shift x on us with the GoT season 1 reviews. Glad you didn't.

[@xtzyshuadog]

What did he do?

[@belisarius6949]

@@xtzyshuadog W-We dont talk about it...

[@alexarias5717]

@@belisarius6949 TELL MEEEE

[@neriumsuitedher]

WE DEMAND TO KNOW

[@miguelpadeiro762]

@@belisarius6949 I'll give you 5 cents if you tell me

[@Anonymous551656]

08:38 "...a short and jocular discussion" - that's one hell of an obscure Peter Garrett reference! Well-played.

[@harrycook9041]

A lexicographer is a person who compiles and edits dictionaries.

[@sealy_99]

Great to have you back!!!

[@Bubbles2cute4u]

Dude part 2 I am so happy. I loved how you reviewed the first half... great comedy and critique of it. I also just love the meme style of your content and I hope you post more, even if it's different I would love to support you!!

[@christaylor8271]

Ah, the sweet sound of Daybreak. I can smell a Community fan from half way across the interweb.

[@Walliin]

That 8-bit version of Reapers was pretty damn lit man

[@LazyGardenGamer]

Found this channel through the massive ranking video, and I gotta say I'm so glad I found you. These reviews are the best way to watch the show again. I haven't gotten too far through these, but I hope you've got every season in here somewhere

[@Glidus]

oooohh i have bad news for you.

[@LazyGardenGamer]

@@Glidus lol fack!

[@geoface1170]

i am one of the very few who greatly, GREATLY appreciated the 'nice gary' joke when tyrian made that speccy of a catch

[@iksarguards]

Tone down the music maybe. Your dialog is good

[@Glidus]

I try to get my levels right but it's tough because my ears are a total mess with tinnitus. Thank you.

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

@@Glidus I would suggest going more in the direction of your Season 8 reviews and generally not have music, unless it's to emphasize a punchline, if you're making a joke, or playing up a certain salient point you are making in your analysis/critique. I won't get bored just listening to you talk, I promise, your jokes are funny, your analysis is engaging, and your editing is generally pretty tight.

[@Glidus]

@@MrGeorgeFlorcus I kinda added music because I had to listen to this thing so many fucking times. It wasn't so that *you* weren't bored, it was so *I* wasn't bored. I guess I could try editing to music and then taking it out.

[@Codiggity369]

@@Glidus Listen to music in the background? Thanks for the vids. Great stuff my dude

[@alexarias5717]

@@Glidus I don't care if there's music, if that's what you intended to keep then leave it in. Though do tweak the volume

[@abombt7499]

Hey man, you might not see this. But thanks, and much love. This is my equivalent of ASMR. I'm personally responsible for at least 20 of these views. Like, on each one. I so much appreciate the effort. Just want to sincerely thank you for all your hard work, and this gift to our strange and broken community.

[@angelajansons9037]

This was almost enough to make me love the show again

[@jaraket]

The Aussie references for no one are great. Love the Peter Garrett bit here and the Friendly Jordies bit in the latest one.

[@xtzyshuadog]

*I can't wait for this show to become number 1 it's so underrated so I want bigger MORE ICE AND FIRE LITERALLY BAKE ME A LAKE OF ICE AND STICK MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN IT FOR A CONTRIVED PLOT*

[@jolinefields3460]

I’ve been going back and listening again to all of these and they are all extremely well done. You have definitely made them with love❤ and I appreciate the time it is taken to make these very fun and with the work that they all stands the test of time.

[@chippin_in5015]

omg father you returned g’day my shitposting friend

[@Glidus]

gday

[@Bishey]

I wonder what will happen first: You finishing this review series or George finishing the book series... Fantastic video though, I actually got kinda emotional towards the end as you were talking about Aemon. Your writing is great and obviously the show was great. Makes me sad to remember how good it was.

[@Glidus]

thank you. unless he releases books 6 and 7 at the same time (don't hold your breath), i'll be beating him to the end of this series.

[@samcarter5159]

I did when you called theon a squidling

[@Angelofexecution]

Dat feel when you realize Jon Snow's talking to his great-great-great-granduncle in Castle Black and neither of them know about it.

[@ash1rose]

Today my joys outnumber my sorrows. I have never laughed so hard.

[@cryptox826]

Tyrion is actually an Inter dimensional being, thats why he knows Beethoven.

[@rosgill6]

you subverted my expectations by taking a long ass time even after the season 8 successes to post this video so you get a gold star! (one click on that thumb up there) I have missed your Aussie assessments about the show. (aussessments??...yup!) Thanks for the video!

[@simeonsimov12]

15:50 I definitely did not expect this.

[@josebasedanogosende4407]

So not only do I get another indightful review of early Game of Thrones, but I get one with TFS and Jackie Chan Adventures references on it? Awesome!

[@KaritKtana]

Identity 👏 Self-worth 👏 Daddy Issues

[@ILikedGooglePlus]

Same.

[@dudemcpek]

Go on, do your duty! But seriously, good job and keep'em coming, you're awesome at this.

[@gavinerickson9392]

My man! Tyrone Lancaster!

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

Oh boy! Four days late but KZbin got around to notifying me eventually. I haven't been this giddy since the Great Accidental Adderall Overdose of 2011. Glad you're back, Biggus Glidus.

[@FR-eu3ch]

That young ones sample 👌👌👌

[@theletterm5425]

Finally got around to finishing this monster of a video. Well done. I don't even have anything funny to say, this was just a really good review. I especially liked the part about Aemon, what a fantastic character. Hope your next video takes less than *checks* 8 months to come out lol

[@Vanillastump]

I think the "That one's yours, Snow" is meant as an insult, but like "Yeah, I get one. Fuck you?" Jon gets a fucking direwolf. Who cares if it's "the runt of the litter"? It's a direwolf.

[@MangaTheatre]

I love the DBZA one liners 😂